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the-saltiest-saltine · 11 months

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Shalnark putting it in the first time he fucks you like

*hacker voice* I’m in

#I’m so so so so sorry #it was just on my mind ok #he’s so silly goofy #hxh #hxh headcanons #shalnark #Shalnark headcanons

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starbuck · 2 months

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i KNEW it was gonna be a problem when i got to know actors too well… great, great film, but i could not take ANY of that seriously…

#i think you just straight up cannot watch both of those movies…#if you saw this one first you would have an awful time with the other #insanely polar opposite characters #and it’s not like the man isn’t talented but like. as soon as i remembered where i knew him from i never regained focus #i’m so so so so sorry #but if i met you in a ridiculous comedy i canNOT take you seriously in a horror drama #i just want to rewatch the comedy now 😭😭😭😭#thank god i watched it first #this was a good film and all but those comedies have magic in them and i wouldn’t trade them for anything

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loverjareau · 3 months

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NOW I NEED A GUN

#devils lb #FUCK YOU TOM FITZGERALD #WE GAVE HIM AWAY FOR FREE #OH FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT #tyler and cat :(#i’m so so so so sorry #and to WINNIPEG?????#fuck this #i hate it here

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johnadamsnotquincy · 2 years

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I CANT BELIEVE YOURE GOING TO GET US FOUND OUT. AND UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES. EVERYONE WHO EVER CALLED ONE OF THE ASSASSINS HOT IS NOW COMPLETELY OFF THE HOOK. ITS YOU THAT HAS BOUGHT SHAME UPON THIS FAMILY DKDJDJDHSHDDHH

A RELATIVE OF PRESIDENT GARFIELD??? ONLY YOU. ONLY YOU, NAT. I AM GOING TO SCREAM.

YOU’RE FREE TO SCREAM I DESERVE IT HONESTLY. Y’ALL DESERVE BETTER THOUGH!

#anon asks #I’m so so so so sorry

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daincrediblegg · 6 months

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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying #literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it #if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT #please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok #the muppet christmas carol #for the love of god please people

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urmumhaha · 4 months

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I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever

#thinkin thots #sorry everyone I’m tired n a lil high after work n feeling DRAB so we r imagining #n listen I know balls r just a flaunting wrath bourgeois thing #wealth #this is just a simple indulgence for the Eve #lesbian #i #femme lesbian #butch/femme #butch lesbian #womp womp

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littlemsterious · 11 months

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i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual sexless and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?

sorry it took so long I meant to do this a week ago but my brain is full of rocks.

[Image ID a three sided venn diagram. the big circles show Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting in front of a mirror, Jessica and Roger Rabbit from the poster of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens standing back to back. Between Barbie and Jessica Rabbit it says "sexualised by society". Between Jessica Rabbit and Aziraphale and Crowley it says "Knows what sex is". Between Aziraphale and Crowley and Barbie it says "no reproductive system(?)". the center is the asexual flag. End ID]

Also i haven't seen the Barbie movie as of this edit so at least please tag your spoilers.

#please enjoy this i made it look so pretty #barbie #jessica rabbit #who framed roger rabbit #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #asexuel #i will do an image id later I’m sorry words dont exist right now #i’ve had a lot of the same questions i will respond eventually. maybe. we’ll see

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public-benches · 4 months

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one of my favorite things in dunmeshi is how chilchuck turns out to be the guy in the party with the least to hide despite how much he goes out of his way to act all secretive. like the more we learn about everyone else it seems like they’ve all got like trauma or crimes or even just oddities that they don’t share explicitly not bc they’re hiding anything, but just because it’s never come up, or it’s too much of a hassle to explain, or it just didn’t occur to them. meanwhile, Normal Man Chilchuck is finding new gray hairs every morning because his friends want to know how old he is and his darkest secret is that his wife left him for being… too secretive. like up against a monster-phile, a dark mage, a circus attraction and Schrödinger’s cannibal, him making such a big deal out of having three adult kids is kinda epic

#sorry for all the dunmeshi posting it’s taken over my mind #and fandom hasn’t caught up to Mithrun yet so I’m coping by making silly chilchuck posts ig #dunmeshi #chilchuck #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon

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d4rkc4rnival · 2 months

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my computer

#electric dreams edgar #electric dreams 1984 #objectum #lesboy #electric dreams #i cannot for the life of me find the og post of the Edgar wallpaper I’m so sorry 😭

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allagashed · 2 months

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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

#american psycho #patrick bateman #christian bale #rewatched last night he’s soo stupidly pathetic why is he the way he is #allagashed obsessed with another insane man (fork found in kitchen)#sorry 2 my very little followers my interests bounce around so quick i only have like two i’m constantly into and its nirvana and ed movies #+ horror movies so actually three nvm

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months

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William Afton into the FNAF-verse

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irlplasticlamb · 1 year

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kazia parkerowska aka spider star is an 18 years old polish doomer art student who got bitten by a radioactive spider and then convinced (khe khe forced) into a superhero role by her kooky hippie auntie majka. woohoo. nothing better than to save the world when you don’t give an absolute shit!

prints + merch + commission info

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princeoxca · 6 months

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game night

#wayne family adventures #batman #batfam #dick grayson #jason Todd #timothy drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #damian wayne #draw the squad #meme #art #digital art #princeorcaart #im sorry I had to bring back the meme #i love them all so much #also I’m just a causal batman enjoyer I’m new here #I just wanna clown

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watcher0033 · 11 months

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Y’all, the Archive admins are made up of VOLUNTEERS. And they have been working for 12-13 HOURS STRAIGHT.

I better not hear any complaints when donation period comes around. OR ELSE.

cosplay by @woahchriswoah on Twitter

EDIT: How do we show appreciation to the volunteers? For me reading these deep dives on OTW issues u guys apparently it's been said multiple times that one of their objective statements is to have paid staff for ao3 and there's a surplus of donations they haven't used up or the other community solutions that needs to address. For those more financially literate feel free to analyze, snipe me or add to the discussion etc. linked here by deepa. They’re cool and these yearly analysis they did aint no joke.