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The bunny's keeper - Chapter 1
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@ladycheesington <3
Levi x fem! reader.
Modern AU, fluff, romance, falling in love, Levi has tattoos and piercings, bad boy Levi, protective Levi.
The story: After a chance meeting, you and Levi fall helplessly for each other. With not much money between the two of you, you get creative with your lives and find happiness and joy in the smallest of things. While you're trying to make it in the writing world, Levi is repairing vehicles at his workshop and also doing some other jobs on the side. Erwin is starting a group that most would call a gang, but the aim is to help others and hurt the bad. Levi is a member and Erwin's righthand man. Your relationship with Levi goes through some scary and hard times, from Levi getting hurt, running out of money, stalkers and rival gangs. The two of you stick together and work things out as a strong couple. When the money starts pouring in, you both stay humble, but Levi tries to spoil you as much as possible.
In this chapter: You and Levi meet for the first time and sparks instantly fly. Levi takes you on a cute romantic date.
Part 2
Massive thank you to @ladycheesington for helping me flesh this story out and helping with the side plot of Erwin and how the gang started <3
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University was coming to an end and you couldn’t wait for it. After everything you’d been through, you’d had enough. The friends you made in your first year turned out to be terrible people by the end of it all, they were just two-faced and used your kindness. The man who chased you romantically and became your boyfriend was a liar, it turned out you were the mistress and he had a long-distance girlfriend. You felt exhausted by it all, the only good things were you had one really good friend not from the university and you did great with your degree.
Even though you knew you were walking out with a great degree, you didn’t have many jobs lined up. You wanted to write and the only job you could get was editing a pretty crap reporting website online, but the pay was okay and your soon-to-be boss seemed nice. So, it wasn’t too bad, but it meant another couple of years of struggling with money until you worked your way up the ranks or wrote a book.
Today you wanted a break from the noise of it all, which meant a nice lunch with your close friend Erwin was needed. You made your way across campus to Erwin’s business. You weren’t really sure what Erwin did, only that it was odd jobs for people and you didn’t question it because he was a wonderful sweet man. Erwin helped you through so much and was an incredible friend to you.
The closer you got to Erwin’s place of work the more your heart raced, not because you were seeing Erwin but because of a man sitting on his motorbike in front of the building talking to your friend. The bike was an old-school beautiful piece that was black with the melt polished so wonderfully. This man cared deeply for his bike.
He was of average height, but the rest was far from average. His slightly messy raven hair looked so soft just like his black eyelashes. He had a piercing on his lip, eyebrow and ears and you were sure there was one on his tongue, but it wasn't easy to see. He had tattoos on his neck and you were sure he had more, but he wore a leather jacket and gloves which covered him up. His trousers were tight on his thick muscular legs and the biker boots were the tip of the iceberg of sexy on him.
You gripped the strap on your side bag tightly as you felt a surge of arousal inside you. Erwin shouting your name made your heart skip a beat because the biker’s eyes landed on you. His eyes were so beautifully intense as they captured you. You smiled as best as you could, but you were sure you looked stupid. You didn’t know the biker’s heart was racing as fast as yours. A blush was consuming his cheeks as he admired you and how damn beautiful and cute you were.
You smiled at Erwin when you reached him. “Hey, I came because I was wondering if you wanted lunch.”
Erwin placed his hand on your shoulder. “Would love to have lunch. Can my friend come too?”
You stared at the biker to see his eyes had been on you since the moment Erwin brought his attention to you. “Sure thing.”
“This is Levi, he’s a good friend. Levi, this is my lovely friend from university.” He introduced you with a kind smile. “Be nice Levi.”
Levi put his helmet down and offered his gloved hand. “Tch, hi.”
You shook your hand. “Hello. I love your bike, it’s beautiful. I can tell you look after it.”
He blushed hard. “Th-thanks. It’s important to me. I uh…fixed it together myself, it was in scraps when I first bought it.”
You circled the bike. “This looks brand new. You have a talent.” You locked eyes with Levi and felt that fire again between the two of you. “Mm.”
He tilted his head a little. “I’m good with my hands.”
You squeaked a little and looked away from him. “A-Ah, lunch.”
Levi held back a smirk. “Cute.”
Erwin chuckled. “We can walk to our favourite place.”
You stood at Erwin’s side and nodded. “Sounds great.”
Erwin led the way and kept you at his side, but on your other side was Levi. Being in the middle of two handsome men was fantastic. Erwin was this big guy in a nice suit but had few tattoos. Erwin was a tamed-looking bad boy. Levi was this out-in-the-open bad boy, but it seemed there was a softness to him. It was hard not to stare at Levi because he was so dreamy and you felt this pull towards him. Your cheeks burned when you saw he was looking at you. A tiny smile from him made you gasp and look away.
Levi reached over towards you before quickly yanking you against his body as a person on a bicycle flew past. He growled sending a rumble through you. The wonderful scent rolling off him was intoxicating, he smelt so wonderful. He huffed in annoyance. “Fucking idiot.”
Erwin glared at the cyclist. “I hope he skids and slams into a wall.” He glanced down at you. “Are you okay? It’s a good job Levi is quick.”
You turned your head away from Levi’s chest and nodded. “Mm, I’m okay.”
Levi didn’t want to let you go because you felt so good against him, your scent was sweet, your body warm and your curves were sexy. He clenched up a little before releasing you. “Good.”
Erwin smiled when he saw the looks you and Levi were exchanging. “We’re close to our lunch spot.”
You felt your cheeks burning as you walked with the two men. Once the lunch spot came into view, you hurried ahead and went inside. You needed just a little bit of space from the men because you didn’t think your heart could take much more. You picked a spot and released a long sigh, but your relaxation didn’t last long because Levi sat right next to you and Erwin sat opposite.
Levi picked up the menu and looked it over. “Everything is cute-themed.” He looked over at you. “This something you like?”
You giggled. “Ask Erwin.”
Erwin put the menu down. “What can I say? I like pretty things.”
Levi glanced over at you. “I suppose that explains why you keep this one around.”
You flinched at his words. “Huh?”
Levi blushed and avoided your gaze. “I know what I want.”
Erwin smirked. “That’s good. Do you also know what you want to order?”
Levi groaned before ruffling his hair. “Tch, I don’t think you’re here for the food. You’re here for the owner of this café.”
“What if I like both?”
You giggled at their cute exchange. “You’re good friends.”
Erwin smiled. “We are.”
You and Erwin perked up when the pretty owner came over, she was very curvy with cute tattoos. The dress she wore was adorable and the thigh-high socks squeezed her thighs. You always liked her, and she was probably your only other friend. You waved to her as you grinned. “Hi, Kay.”
She waved at you. “Hi.” She gazed at Levi. “Who is this? Is he your boyfriend? When were you going to tell me you had a good-looking boyfriend? He looks badass. You two make such an adorable couple. You’re soulmates, I can sense it.” She saw Levi was bright red and then he was hiding his face. ���Oh…I have made things awkward or maybe I have started something.”
Erwin chuckled. “I think you’ve started something.” He said all the orders and smiled at Kay. “I also have one last thing and it is the most important.”
Kay leaned over. “Really? What is it?”
He smiled a bit. “Your number.”
Kay blushed hard. “Do you mean it?”
He nodded. “I’ve been dying for your number for a while now and to take you on a date.”
She flicked a page in her notepad, scribbled down on it and ripped the page. “Here. I look forward to our date.” She noticed you and Levi were staring. “I’ll get your food and drink.”
You hummed a laugh as she hurried away. “Treat her well, Erwin.”
Erwin tapped Kay’s number on his phone. “Like a Queen.”
The two men chatted for a while and you just listened to them talk. Kay returned with the food and stayed for a while to talk to Erwin. As you ate your lunch, Levi kept looking over at you with a blush. You smiled a little at him and decided to talk to him because it seemed like he was desperate to say something, he just didn’t know what or how.
You turned to Levi with your milkshake in your hands. “So, have you and Erwin been friends a while?”
“Yeah. How about you?”
You nodded. “Yeah, I met him about a year ago. I was having a bad time at uni and I kind of ran into him. He’s a great friend.”
“He is.” He rubbed the back of his neck. “Any romantic feelings?”
You shook your head. “No, it is pure friendship.”
He fiddled with his glass as he thought over what he wanted to say next. “Are you seeing anyone?”
You felt your cheeks burn and a tingle go through you. “No.”
He locked eyes with you. “Do you want to?”
“What…what do you mean?” You were hoping he meant him, but it wasn’t obvious.
He gulped a little. “I meant…uh…you know…I’m single and you’re single.” He groaned a bit. “Sorry, this fucking sucks. I’m so shit.” He let out a long sigh. “I think you’re incredibly pretty. You’re cool, kind and sweet. I just…I want to keep you…”
“Keep me?”
“Around! I uh…shit…”
You nibbled your lip. “I’m happy for you to keep me.”
He gazed at you with a strong blush. “Really?”
“Yes. Can I give you my number?”
He fumbled with his phone and opened the contacts. “Y-Yes.” He blushed. “S-sorry my phone isn’t expensive. I just…I buy what I can afford…I umm…I’m sorry I’m poor.”
“Money doesn’t matter to me.” You smiled sweetly. “I’m a university student. I don’t have any money and I don’t mind if you don’t. All that matters to me is you like me and I like you, also we treat each other well. No, using each other or cheating.” You got nervous. “I’m the only one you’re dating.”
Levi frowned. “Did someone date you while they were with someone else?”
You nodded. “My ex. He dated me and was with someone else at the same time. I never knew.”
“Tch, what a piece of shit. He should have his dick and balls cut off. That is no man.”
You giggled. “You’re cute.”
“Th-thanks.” He looked up at Erwin. “You heading out?”
Erwin smiled a bit. “Yeah, Kay and I are going out on a date. It means you two can get cosy.”
You stood up and smiled a bit. “I probably should go home as I have a few essays to finish.”
Levi stood with you. “I can drive you back. I have two helmets.”
You smiled. “Thank you. I’d love that.” You waved to Erwin. “Have fun.”
Levi escorted you out of the café and down the road. He wanted to hold your hand but wasn’t sure if he should and felt so nervous. He talked with you the whole walk back to his bike, everything you said fascinated him. Even though he looked like a punk rocker bad boy and you a sweet little bunny of a woman, you both shared so much in common with each other. You managed to make each other laugh so hard.
He opened his side bag on his bike and pulled out the spare helmet. “This okay?”
You nodded. “It’s cool.”
He blushed hard. “I’ll make you a cute one if we stay as a couple. I…I want to. This sounds odd saying this, but I just feel so drawn to you.”
You placed your hands on Levi’s. “Me too. I like you a lot. You’re so damn handsome. I bet the tongue piercing feels nice.”
Levi’s eyes widened. “What?”
You yanked the helmet out of his hands and put it on your head. “N-nothing. I’m ready to go.”
He sat on his bike and put his helmet on. “Sit behind me and hold on tightly. Okay?”
You sat down and wrapped your arms around Levi. “Yes.”
Levi smiled when you squealed in delight at him racing off. He weaved around traffic and listened to your instructions for your address. Going fast was fun, but at the same time, he wanted to slow down so you could spend as much time as possible together. When you mentioned where to pull up, his heart sank in his chest because it meant his time with you was over.
You slipped off the back of Levi’s bike and pulled the helmet off. You grinned at Levi. “That was so much fun. Can we do that again sometime?”
He nodded at you and took his helmet off so he could gaze at you. “I would love that.”
You put the helmet in the bag. “You know, I don’t want to leave.”
Levi gazed at you. “I don’t want you to leave either.” He reached over and took your hand. “These feelings in me are confusing and exciting.” He lifted your hand and kissed. “You’re so sweet, kind and funny.” He pulled you closer and looked up at you. “I’ll organise the best date ever, I swear.”
You giggled. “I’m so excited. I just want to be with you and spend time with you.”
He leaned up and kissed you taking you both by surprise. He pulled back as a blush spread on his cheeks. “Uh.”
You giggled. “Did you just?”
He shoved his helmet on and grabbed the handles of his motorbike. “Mm.”
You reached over and pulled his helmet off. “I liked it.” You leaned closer and kissed his cheek. “I like you. I’ll see you soon.”
He gazed at you with adoration in his eyes. “Yeah.”
You placed his helmet back on before stepping back. You wave to him with a sweet smile. “Bye.”
Levi waved at you as he felt like he was in a daze. “Bye.”
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You put on an outfit you love but also something to fluster and grab Levi’s attention. You knew that you were going on the back of Levi’s bike, so you made sure that you wore something cute but something you could ride in. Since parting with Levi, you had texted and called each other nonstop. A strong and passionate romance was blossoming between you and Levi. Those around the two of you would comment on how it seemed like you were soulmates.
The two of you thought about the one single kiss all the time, you both wanted more but you didn’t get a chance to meet up. So, today was the first official day of seeing him again and having a date. As you finished getting ready, a tingle of pleasure shot through you when you heard the wonderful deep rough sound of Levi’s bike. He was early.
You grabbed your bag, hopped around as you yanked on your boots and then raced out of your apartment to go see him. With a quick bye to your roommate, you made your way down the stairs, flew out the front door and landed in Levi’s arms. You squealed in delight at finally being with the man you knew deep in your very bones was going to be your forever.
Levi dropped you on your feet and blushed at how pretty you were. He longed to see you and the texting and calls were not enough. If Levi had a tail, it would be wagging hard at seeing you again. He was just so happy to have you in his arms. “You look so pretty.”
“Thank you.” You nibbled your lip. “You look so handsome.”
“I uh…I look okay, thank you though…” He flinched. “Oh, I got you something.” He opened his side bag and pulled out a helmet with chibi rabbits on. “This is for you.”
You gasped in delight and admired the cute helmet. “I love it.” You hugged it against you. “Thank you so much.” You moved closer to him. “Can I kiss you?”
“R-Really!?” He cleared his throat as he felt embarrassed that he’d gotten a bit loud. “I would love…like a kiss.”
You placed the helmet on his bike seat before walking right up to Levi. You linked your arms around Levi’s neck and smiled at him. You tilted your head and pressed your lips against Levi’s. You hummed in happiness when Levi wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you against him. The two of you slotted together so perfectly. Your heart raced when you felt his hot tongue on your lip. You parted your lips and moaned as his tongue slipped into your mouth. A shiver went through you when you felt his hot tongue with a piercing move against yours.
You pulled back and hummed. “Your piercing feels nice.”
“I’m glad you like it. If you don’t, I can take it out.”
You shook your head and lightly touched the piercing on his lip. “I adore all your piercings.”
He hummed. “Well, you haven’t seen all of them.”
You blushed. “Huh?”
He went bright red. “N-nothing! Shall we go?”
You pulled your helmet on. “Yes. I’m excited.”
“Me too.”
You waited for Levi to sit on his bike correctly before you sat behind him and hugged him tightly. A little squeal escaped you as he drove off and started weaving through traffic. You had no clue where you were going, but it was exciting. As he drove you started to recognise the place around you, it seemed like you were close to Erwin’s office as well as the workshop where Levi repairs cars and bikes.
Levi drove past where he worked and kept going further until he reached an apartment block. He pulled up and parked the bike. “We’re here.”
You slipped off the back. “Where is here?”
He pulled his helmet off and sighed. “Um, it’s my place but we’re not going into my apartment.” He climbed off and sorted out the helmets before grabbing a bag. “We’re going to the roof.”
You grinned. “Sounds exciting.”
“I’m glad you’re happy.” He escorted you to the fire escape and then lifted you to the beginning part. He jumped up after you and began climbing up the stairs with you. “Are you okay with heights?”
You hummed. “I’m okay.”
“I’m glad.” He got to the last part and looked up. “I will go first and then I’ll help you up after.”
“Thank you.”
He climbed up the ladder before turning and offering his hand. “Come on.”
You giggled and started climbing up after him. “This is such a fun mystery.”
Levi pulled you up and onto the roof. “I set up a nice little area.”
As soon as Levi turned you saw the amazing setup. A little fort had been set up by him. A gazebo-like structure was the structure of it and then a waterproof cover covered the top. Fairy lights were hooked up to create a pretty lighting so you could see when it got dark. There was a stove to cook things, but it wasn’t lit yet. It seemed he had used this place before to be alone, but now it was a place for him and you.
Levi stumbled closer to it. “It’s not the best, but I tried to assemble something. I don’t have much money, so the quality of food probably sucks…”
You leaned up and kissed his cheek. “Levi, I’ve been a university student for three years. I lived on cheap food all that time. I love that kind of food. Besides, it teaches you to be creative and it is fun!”
He smiled at you. “Yeah, yeah it does.”
“Besides…” you walked to the front of the little fort to see blankets, cushions and pillows “this looks super fucking cosy. I get to cuddle up with you in here for hours. I think that is the best date ever!”
He moved over to the front and slipped his shoes off. “I even got us entertainment.”
You took your shoes off and climbed in. “Oh yeah?”
He pointed to the buildings across. “Apartments and business buildings. We can people watch.”
You gasped. “Oh, I love that!”
“I love.” Levi gasped and stopped himself from finishing off his sentence. “Ah, do you want uh…a drink?”
You grabbed a blanket and wrapped it around you. “Love one.”
He opened a cooler and pulled out two diet cokes. “Here.”
“Thank you.” You gazed at the can. “I’m surprised that it’s not booze.”
He played with his can. “I didn’t want you to think I was just getting you drunk, you know? You’re important to me. I want us to be sober on our first date and enjoy each other’s company.”
“It’s a nice change.” You shuffled closer and leaned against Levi. “This is perfect.”
Levi’s heart fluttered in his chest. “I’m glad. Shall I put some music on?”
You nodded and pulled the blanket off you a little and put one side around Levi. “Please.”
Levi put some music on and then snuggled with you under the blanket. “Let me know when you want to eat. I’ll cook something up.”
“You’re the best.”
A blush spread over his cheeks. “Oh, I don’t know about that…but thank you.”
You pressed yourself against him and settled nicely against him. “You’re so lovely and warm.”
“You too.” He hummed. “Can I put my arm around you?”
“Yes.”
He wrapped his arm around you as soon as you permitted him. He gave you a little squeeze and looked out at the building across from you. “Those suits can’t be comfortable.”
You hummed a laugh. “I always wondered about that with men. I mean, a man in a nice suit is sexy but wearing it all day must be a pain.” You looked up at Levi. “What do you wear for work? You’re a mechanic right?”
He blushed. “Jeans normally. A Jumpsuit is useful, but I tie it around my waist. I also do jobs on the side with Erwin. I like the work I do with Erwin. For that job, I wear long-sleeved black shirts and jeans.”
Your eyes sparkled. “Tight long sleeves?”
“Yes?”
You hugged Levi. “I bet you look so sexy.”
Levi shivered. “I ah…maybe.”
You looked up at him. “I think you’re so handsome and sexy.”
“I think you’re incredible. You’re so pretty, cute and sexy.” He leaned down and kissed you. “I adore you.”
“I adore you.” You reached towards him and lightly touched the earrings on his ear. “So nice.”
“Thanks. I’m sorry, but I just want to keep kissing you.”
You giggled. “I’d be happy with that. I want it too.”
Levi smiled before crashing his lips against yours. He nipped your lip before pushing his tongue into your mouth. The two of you moaned in delight as you felt the tingle and the heat between the two of you. The fire that Levi and you shared was addictive and hypnotic. You couldn’t get enough of each other and always wanted to be together. You didn’t want to rush things, but the two of you were so perfect for each other and had such a bond that there was no use fighting what you had.
You flopped back onto the covers and giggled as you looked up at Levi. “Cute.”
Levi leaned over you. “I’m cute?”
“Very.”
He hummed. “Well, if it’s a good thing then I am cute.” He leaned down and kissed you. “I can’t believe you want to be with me.”
You cupped his face. “How can I not?” You went to pull him down for a kiss but shouting caught your attention. You looked over at the building across to see two women shouting at a well-dressed man. “What in the world?”
Levi shifted off you, lay on his side next to you and placed a hand on your tummy. “Looks like a fight of lovers. He’s been having an affair maybe?”
You hummed. “I think you’re right.” You gasped as an idea struck you. “Or, she saved a precious cookie and one of them ate it. She doesn’t mind they’re shagging, but the cookie is everything.” You gasped and put on a voice for the woman. “Jason you know very well how much those cookies mean to me! They are my life-givers.”
Levi chuckled and played along. “Thing is my darling, cookies seem to disappear around me! The closer I get to one the more it slowly disappears.”
“Well, I say that makes no sense! The cookie was my cure.”
Levi squeezed you. “It’s the government! They did this to me?”
“They made you a cookie destroyer?”
“Yes!”
“How awful. I’m sorry, but I can’t be with someone who destroys cookies. I love them too much.”
Levi gasped. “Oh, the horror of it all! The government takes away my cookie love and wants to destroy me!”
You laughed hard. “This was fun.”
Levi smiled down at you. “It is.” He thought about the gang and criminal work he did for Erwin. “What would you do if the government was after me?”
You hummed in thought. “I would hide you and protect you.”
“Really? You’d do that for me?”
You nodded. “Of course.” You reached up and lightly touched his cheek. “I’d look after you.”
Levi felt his heart race and his cheeks burn. He leaned down and hid his face in the crook of your neck. “That makes me happy.”
You reached up and played with his hair. You rolled a little to face him and wrapped your other arm around him. “I want you to be happy.”
Levi hugged you for a moment before pulling back and seeing your eyes were closed. He thought it was adorable how you felt so relaxed and comfy with him that you had fallen asleep. He snuggled against you again and drifted off into a light sleep as well. As time went on, Levi was awoken by a rumble. Once he opened his eyes, he saw rain was coming and it was due to a storm. The shelter he had built was perfectly safe for you both.
He leaned up and watched the rain while he made sure he held you close. When you started waking up he knew that he had to move you inside. “Sweet bunny lady?”
You opened your eyes and hummed. “Levi?”
He smiled down at you. “The rain is pretty bad. We should head inside. We don’t have to if you don’t want to.”
You sat up and ruffled your hair. “I’d love to go into your place. We can have dinner there, right?”
“Yeah.”
You smiled. “Allow me to cook.”
“Sure!” He packed up everything to make sure it stayed dry. He turned the lights off and then grabbed your bag for you. “We’ll go through the door instead of the fire escape.”
“Lead the way.”
He grabbed your hand and ran across the roof with you as you both giggled in delight. He fumbled with his keys, unlocked the roof access door and yanked you inside. He panted a bit on the stairs before looking down at you to see you were wet, water was trickling down your pretty face and breasts. He felt a hunger inside him and gulped hard.
You shivered a little. “Cold.”
Levi flinched. “Ah, sorry.” He pulled you down the stairs until he got to his floor. He unlocked his front door and paused. “Just to warn you…”
You caressed his cheek. “Don’t be sorry. You shouldn’t be sorry for your financial situation. You are perfect. I fell for you because of how fun and wonderful you are. I don’t give a shit about money. Today’s date has been the best I’ve ever been on. Who the fuck needs those stupid fancy restaurants. I’m a girl who loves a fat burger, or a massive pizza, or a huge serving of ramen.”
Levi smiled. “I love all those.” He pushed the door open. “Come on in.”
You slipped into his small apartment and fell in love. It was simple with a cute clean kitchen. He didn’t have a sofa, but he did have lots of soft cushions and a blanket in front of a small coffee table that he must have used as a dining table. The tv was small but you didn’t need anything big. You had one that was bigger and a gaming system, which would fit perfectly here. In the far corner with a room divider hiding it a bit was a nicely made bed, but there was no bed frame. His bed was just a double mattress with the softest-looking duvet and pillows. The only door you saw must have gone to his bathroom.
You loved how he had a fair few windows, one was to the fire escape that looked like Levi often used to leave his apartment. “This is so cute.” You slipped your shoes off and jacket. “Could I borrow some clothes? I’m a bit wet.”
He nodded and made his way to a wardrobe. He grabbed a shirt of his and jogging bottoms. “Will these be okay?”
You gasped in delight. “Gimmie! Yes!” You took them from him and bounced on the spot. “Thank you so much.”
“You’re welcome. I’ll get some drinks for us.”
You hurried to his bathroom and changed into the new clothes. You adored how they smelt of Levi, but parts of them were tight. The bottoms were a tad snug on your thighs and bum, but loose elsewhere. The top was tight over your breasts, but big on the rest of you. You still loved his clothes on you and thought you looked nice.
As soon as you hurried out of the bathroom Levi was in awe of you. Levi couldn’t believe how adorable you looked. He moved closer to you and cupped your face. “You look so adorable.” He kissed you and hummed. “So sweet.”
You whined a bit. “I wanna hug you, but you’re soaking wet.”
Levi kissed the end of your nose. “I want cuddles. So, I will change.”
“You okay with me cooking?”
“Sure. Help yourself to what I have.”
You checked what he had and it was just perfect for you. You were going to make some tasty ramen. You put together some noodles in water. As everything bubbled away you boiled two eggs and cut up some veg to add to it. You hummed a song to yourself and felt comfortable like you were meant to be here with Levi.
Levi gathered up the clothes and hung everything up to dry. He glanced over at you and felt his heart swell, you looked so good in his apartment in his things. He walked up behind you and hugged you tightly. “Mm.”
You placed a hand on Levi’s. “You okay handsome?”
He nuzzled the crook of your neck and inhaled deeply. “Mm.”
You giggled. “Am I going to get more from you than mm?”
“Mm.” He sighed your name.
You turned in his arms and kissed him. “Mm.”
He blushed. “That’s my line.”
“Not anymore.” You cupped his face. “What were you thinking about?”
“Just how good you look in my apartment. How I always want to see this.”
You smiled at him. “Well, I like being here.”
He blushed before lowering his head a bit. “Um…dinner smells really good.”
“Thank you.”
He spoke with just a whisper. “I like you so much.”
You leaned up and kissed him. “I like you too.”
He released you. “I’ll set the table.”
“Thank you, handsome.”
Levi shivered a bit. “That a pet name?”
You giggled as you filled the bowls with ramen. “Maybe. “
He sat at the coffee table. “I love them.”
You placed the food on the table and sat with him.  “Enjoy!”
Levi leaned over and kissed your cheek. “Thank you for dinner.”
The two of you ate together as you chatted. Once the food was gone, Levi cleaned up before setting up the sitting area with blankets and cushions. The two of you browsed a streaming service and put a movie on as you snuggled closely. As the night went on you both started to get tired. The first to fall asleep was you and Levi took it as a compliment again. He gently lays you down before making his bed for the two of you to share.
He gently woke you up. “Hey, cute little bunny it is bedtime. I can’t image you want to sleep here.”
“I don’t want to go home.”
He hushed you as you got upset. “I meant the floor. I want to help you to bed.”
You sniffed. “Oh, I thought you meant…thank you for letting me stay.”
He helped you to your feet. “I’ll be honest, I don’t want to let you go.”
You hummed a laugh. “Good.” You stumbled to his bed and shifted a little with your bra before whipping it out from under the shirt and plopping it on the floor. “Better.” You sat on the mattress and looked up at Levi. “You don’t mind me sharing the bed, do you?”
“Not at all.” He pulled his shirt off and blushed. “Sorry, I don’t like sleeping with a shirt on.”
You pulled the jogging bottoms off. “I don’t like bottoms, so I guess we make a whole outfit.”
Levi stared at your bare legs. “Mm…”
You slipped under the cover and relaxed. “Comfy.”
“Can I cuddle up to you?”
You nodded. “Please.”
He shifted closer and wrapped his arms around you. “Goodnight.” He softly said your name before kissing your forehead.
You closed your eyes and relaxed. “Mm, goodnight Levi.
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💘 hihi! :) it's been a long while... but i finally decided 2 write something! ellie plays the guitar 4 u! i wrote this a while ago n just revised, so... ermmm, enjoy! mwaaah 💋
cw: none!! :D my first fluff piece on tumblr tho, like. ever. beware.
<3
ellie’s room is dim, lamp casting a honey glow that warms the poster-filled walls, a comforting air swimming about in the mellow atmosphere. her room has pretty much become your room, too, things like clothes and underwear and tiny trinkets littering themselves around her space.
tonight was just another one of your sleepovers. you’d watched movies, ate bag after bag of stale, yet buttery popcorn, raged over stupid board games, and even went for your nightly can’t-sleep-walks down the block and back.
ellie’s bedside clock reads past midnight, but you’re sure it’s beyond that with how tired and restless you are. luckily, the two of you remain alone in the home, so, curfew was out the window.
…well, there was joel asleep in his room down the hall, along with his thundering snores, but he didn't count.
it's one of those nights where neither of you can sleep and the nuisance by the name of boredom keeps you awake. now in your last resorts, ellie's sat in her desk chair facing you, eyes on her guitar while you admired the scene before you.
her freckles wink in the toasty light. her fingers work skillfully against the strings that sound an unknown, yet delicate tune. she hums lyrics under her breath of a song that lie unfinished in her journal, but, you remember her ticklish whisper against your ear referring to the words being about you one dazed, giggly night.
you’re laid on your stomach on her bed, fiddling with a tiny astronaut figure she's named neil, or space guy, or… whatever. you’d stick to neil for now as you listened to her play.
she then stops, exhaling a deep, dreadful sigh. she rocks side to side in the chair, lifting her eyes to study you. taking in your eyes, your soft, in slight parted lips. you pretend not to feel her gaze that makes you burn all over with a bashful smile, focusing on tiny neil in your hands.
“stop staring,” you mutter, flashing hot all over when her eyes don't shy away. ellie was always the type to gawk at pretty girls wherever, whenever. whether it was a double take (to see some ass) or just a simple and purely, unintentional perverted stare, the action was just an ellie thing to do. it was something that she knew would be deemed as problematic, or just fucking creepy, but—fast forward a few years later, and a few motivational pep talks from trusty wingman dina, here she was with one of the pretty girls she caught herself staring at the most. not even that, but currently in her room, on her bed, and ellie thinks she just might burst.
ellie shakes her head, placing her forearm on the body of the guitar to rest her chin atop her arm.
“can't. you're too pretty not to,” she rasps, voice low and teasing that urges a plethora of tingles to rise in your stomach. “literally shutup.” you groan, masking the complaint with a breathy laugh.
she chuckles, “what? can't look at my girlfriend now?”
“no you.. creep.” you break into a sudden yawn, the woozy sensation of sleep begging to bury you in its blanket of slumber.
“tired?” ellie notices, yawning right after you. so it really is contagious, she thinks. your lazy nodding is simple confirmation of her question.
“well, i could… play a song for you? anything you want.” ellie begins, grinning once your eyes catch hers. “got any suggestions?” you hum in curiosity, not even a second passing before a song appears in your mind.
“oh! the glue song!”
ellie’s eyes narrow, brows dropping when the words slip from your mouth. “the... glue song?”
you roll your eyes in obviousness at her confusion. “yes, the glue song. by that girl? umm... beabadoobee?”
“…beabawho?”
“ellie, the one! that’s like, i’ve never known someone like youuu… huuu...”
silence. the room was so still you could hear the crickets outside chirping in the grass. ellie just stares at you with an anticipating smile when you stop singing the line, and under an instance you feel shy and embarrassed and small under her burning gaze.
“okay, yeah? ...go on.”
“noo..”
“keep going! babe—“
you huff out a sigh, rolling onto your back. your head hangs off the edge of the bed now and everything, even puzzled ellie, is upside down. “c’mon, will you just play it already? m’tired… and… y’know the song right?”
ellie snickers, her feet swinging back and forth under the chair in subtle amusement. “of course i do. but you’re definitely singing it to me someday. no take backs.”
you blow your eyes out in playful annoyance. “yeahyeah. whatever.”
as if she was going to start, she looks down at her guitar before her eyebrows raise, “anddd what do i get in return?”
you smile, a sly one, “hmm... a thousand kisses and, a trip inside my space exhibit.”
ellie freezes. “holy shit! babe? you own a space exhibit? sounds sick, we should go sometime.”
“i meant my—ellie.”
“okay. okay. bossy. anything for my girlfriend, yeah? my favorite girlfriend,” ellie peeks at you through her lashes, green eyes twinkling a blend of silvery emerald in the low lamplight. she grins at the way your expression melts into warmth, though it's hard to tell when you're upside down.
“el, i think... i’m your only girlfriend.”
“yeah, but... you're my favorite. there's a difference, babe.”
“ell-“
“the song. i know.” she exhales a dry chuckle, “justtt messin’ with you.”
ellie adjusts her posture and drums her fingertips against the strings to develop a familiar feel.
you're quick to flip on your side and plop your head against her pillow, shimming around to get comfortable for your own personal late night show—staring the talented and sexy, ellie williams.
ellie shuffles in her seat before grabbing the neck of her guitar, the other going over the body. her brows pinch inward when she tries to recall the tune, nodding in confirmation to herself once the familiar notes appear in mind.
she then halts to look at you, “ready?”
“yep. song's been stuck in my head all day.” you break into a smile out of pure excitement, and ellie chuckles at the sight.
finger antsy against the strings, she takes a deep breath, as she always does before she plays; especially for you. “whew, okay. uh, okay.” ellie’s played countless times in a setting like this, in her room with you, home alone while she sat on the bed and you watched in the chair or vice versa. yet, she's still found herself jittery, unsure, doubtful, of her own abilities. even in the comfort of your presence. one of ellie’s fears: failing to impress her girlfriend.
as if you had read her mind, your soft line of reassurance sucks her out of her busy, crowded mind. “ellie, hey, s’okay. promise i'll love it.”
ellie looks down at her feet, then up to you. “you sure?”
“so sure. i always do. ever heard of... wasshisname... jimi hendrix? you're like him.” you giggle, and ellie flashes a sheepish grin, looking down to her leg she didn't even realize was bouncing. it stops. “oh shit—uh, jimi? definitely not him babe.”
“mm, well i think so. c’mere.” you lean forward with your hands planted on her bed, lips puckered. “kiss for extra promising.”
ellie breaks into a warm smile at your mumbled words and reciprocates the action. not once, but twice, just because. in all honesty, your lips against hers did help simmer a few bustling nerves. even if she was backstage of an awaiting, roaring crowd, ellie thinks the tiny, feathery kiss would root away every bit of anxiousness.
after a moment of stillness, she begins, and the first few strums make your heart flutter. you grow all warm and fuzzy, similar to the first time she's played guitar for you. the urge to melt into mush right then and there and pool at her feet is strong when she was playing like that.
all you can do is watch her, hearts practically pumping in your eyes. ellie catches your lovesick expression, her lips twitching into a smile as she continues. the tune is cozy, and you didn’t know if it was ellie's playing lulling you or if it was past midnight—the dimly lit room failing to do you any good as your eyes became heavier, and heavier.
when ellie begins singing, oh so gentle and velvety sweet—i've never known someone like youuuuu, her eyes don't dare to leave yours, singularly singing to you like you were the only one in the whole wide world.
a cheesy smile spreads onto your lips, your cheeks rising in romantic warmth before ellie's the first to look away, eyes on her fingers that pluck the strings, carefully going over each note so it could be perfect, just for you, her "favorite" only girlfriend.
you don't remember much, other than ellie... and ellie being cute and the best girlfriend on earth and... oh yeah, ellie, before your eyes closed. when she’s nearing the end, you’re already softly snoring.
with one last strum, ellie sets the guitar down against the desk, and can’t help but smile fondly at the sight. your breathing slow and your expression peaceful, a silky golden glow resting over your features.
ellie doesn't know if she's ever loved a person as much as she's loved you. what she does know, is that this will be a thing she'll forever look forward to. as sappy as that sounds, she believes nights like these with her guitar and favorite person would be cherished in her heart, endlessly.
she’s glad she was able to get you to sleep, knowing you'd say something about her being the perfect lullaby when you wake tomorrow. a silent chuckle leaves her lips at the thought.
ellie leans down to place a shy kiss on your forehead, switching off the lamp and whispering, “night babe, hope you loved it.”
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Billy finds you walking home at night, covered in bruises and crying.
TW: domestic abuse, blood
Edit: probably should specify that this is an afab piece. I didn’t realize how many Billyxmale!reader fics there were lol
Author note: I wrote this after 3 dry martinis so dont expect surprime quality lol
“WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU?!” A fist came flying at you but landed on the wall next to your head. Blood had already dripped from your nose and your left cheek was blooming a fresh bruise. “YOU DON’T FUCKING TALK TO OTHER GUYS!” Your boyfriends not a bad guy, he just loses his temper sometimes. At least thats what you always told yourself…but it’s never been this bad. His hand snatches your throat and he stands a mere inch from your face. “You’re gonna walk home, and you’re gonna think long and hard about how no one is ever gonna put up with you the way I do.” A final slap rips across your swollen cheek sending you to the floor. He spits on you and walks away. You scramble to your feet the second you find the strength and bolt out of there as fast as your legs could take you. Down the road, passed all of the suburban houses, away from the beautiful house you will most certainly see in your nightmares.
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By the time you reach the edge of rural Hawkins your pace has shown to a trudge. Every part of you is numb. But you know that come tomorrow morning John would shower you with affection, tell you how much he regrets what he did. It’s a horrible cycle, but you kept taking him back, hoping that one day maybe he might change.
It’s chilly now, and you don’t have a jacket. Truthfully you don’t know why you even came here. Eddie isn’t home and you’d rather not have to explain to Wayne what happened. A car races past you, sending a splash of water over your legs. The breaks slam on and it backs up towards you. You can see it now, a shiny red Camero. Oh no, please don’t let it be-
“Y/l/n?” Yup. Billy Hargrove. A blue eyed beauty with horns and a tail. “What are you doing out here?” Just ignore him y/n, keep walking. “Hey I’m talking to you!” You stop and sigh.
“I’m just out for a walk.”
“In a dress with no jacket?” Fair enough, it wasn’t a convincing lie. “Get in.”
“I’m not interested in sex Hargrove.”
“Actually I was going to drop you off at your house but if you much prefer freezing then be my guest.” He leans back to the steering wheel to drive away.
“Wait!” You call. “I’ll..take a ride.” You slide in and buckle up with his gaze on you the entire time.
“Who’d you pick a fight with?” He snorts. Of course he thinks it’s funny.
“Just drive.” Tears well up in your eyes. Billy doesn’t question it and takes off down the road, back to the suburbs. It’s hard to not cry. Impossible actually. You cup your hand over your mouth but the whimpers are audible. The car makes a hard right into a gas station parking lot and Billy takes out the key.
“Alright I don’t know what happened but even I don’t like pretty girls crying in my car so I’m going to light a cig and you’re going to get all of that out, outside. Capieesh?” You don’t fight back and fling the door open. Outside your sob are aloud and shake your body. Billy blows out the smoke and turns up the radio. He doesn’t want to hear the crying. At least he thought. What if people think he did that to you? Fuck. He’s got no choice but to be nice now. Rolling his eyes he steps out into the air and takes another draw. Getting closer he can see some of the damage to your body. A big yellow bruise covers your right calf, and a claw like scratch peaks out from the shoulder strap of your dress. “I can try to help if you tell me what happened.”
“Why do you even care?!” You yell in frustration. Your damage face is in full view to him, the light from the street lamps make your bruise look dark. “Why does Billy Hargrove give a fuck about some girl her barely knows?”
“Hey I might be a jackass but I do have the capacity to be nice sometimes!” He retaliates. Your blood boils.
“You boys are all the same. You and John.” Billy’s harden expression drops a fraction.
“Your stupid boyfriend did this to you?”
“Does it matter?” He doesn’t answer. Instead he raises the cigarette to his lips but stops. Pondering for a second, he flicks it to the ground and scratches the back of his head.
“Just…let me take you home.” You stay quiet. “Please?”
“Ok.”
———
The engine rumbles to a stop when he pulls into your drive way. Your parents are still awake, evident by the lights and the figure of your father standing in the window.
“Thank you.”
“Don’t mention it.” You unclip your belt and get out, about to shut the door. “Hey y/n?” You look back in. “Maybe dump that guy.”
“Easier said than done.” He purses his lips together and nods. “Good night Billy.”
“Good night.”
The conversation with you parents wasn’t nice, neither was explaining to them that Billy was the innocent one. But what really surprised you was the gossip at school that Monday.
Did you hear what happened to John? Max’s step brother put him in the hospital with a broken jaw.
Yeah I heard. Hargrove is a real piece of shit.
Sometimes, you thought, but even Billy has his moments.
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Wildcard#4 their Undead love gives them morbid gifts
belongs to this
Lucifer:
you gave him a mug that you made out of ground up bones, you even wrote Nr.1 Demon onto it
he loves it and will always use even if it would look shitty
and he had to chase you away from the skeleton in his room when you didn´t feel like getting them yourself
but he doesn´t appreciate when he finds random organs or pieces of flesh on his table
first of all he wants his food to have quality and most important of all you got blood on his paperwork
and the stains are hard to get out the longer it just lays there
Mammon:
he loves everything you give him, even if it kinda freaks him out
or screams him when he sees it during night before he remembers that it´s just some body parts and not somebody wanting their money back
but he can deal with it, you even made him a pretty freaky scarecrow
and one would think it would scare him more than scattered body parts but no the oppsoite actually
it makes him sleep better knowing that no random witch will get into his room and even when they do probably leave and be scared
it´s perfect he loves and placed it so everybody will see it
and it´s mainly made out of bones and cloth so he won´t have to worry about rot to fast
Leviathan:
okay how about next time you give him something that doesn´t rot or that you pulled out of a corpse?
He might fill his room with trash but at least the one that he chooses doesn´t have the possibility to cause an angry spirit to attack him… most of the time at least, he does have a bunch of cursed objects
okay but he might accept the bone figurines…
they are terrifying but they also look so incredibly cool
and you made one that kinda looked like Ruri-chan and he can´t throw away something that looks like her
and he may or may not love that you spent so much time making something for him even if it´s something he doesn´t really like
Satan:
he wants to use the bones to curse Lucifer
he doesn´t know how but he wants to find a use for them
but if he can´t, he and you can make a bookshelf out of them
a pretty big one, you give him a lot of bones and he tends to save the ones you give him
so you have a lot to use but at least it´ll be really impressive
if it wasn´t so uncomfortable he would have proposed a Cat tree, he knows some cats who would have loved the idea and think it would have been
maybe you both can do that next time
Asmodeus:
normally he´s not into a jealous partner but he can´t help but swoon over you presenting him with the hearts of all of the people who tried to take him away from you despite both of you being a couple
you even decorated them cutely and made everything perfect for his Devilgram and if that isn´t dedication he doesn´t know what else would be
you even coated one in gold and jewelry just for him so he´ll at least have one that might match his beauty
if he would have died in this moment he would have died completely happy and with no regrets
he doesn´t know what he did to deserve you but whatever it was he´s glad that he did it <3
Beelzebub:
he eats everything you give doesn´t matter what it is
a body, organs, flesh, blood or bones, he´ll gladly eat everything
and as thanks he´ll share his food with you
I mean he would have done it anyway but he doesn´t know what else he could have said
if you´re sharing your food with him he also wants to share with you
but if anybody else tries they are getting their hands bitten of
only you and Belphie get the full privilege to his food
and now he´s hungry again, if you have anymore corpses he would gladly take them of your hands
Belphegor:
he just says thanks and falls back asleep, sometimes he even cuddles with it what freaks out most of his Brothers when they see him because there is a good chance it was an organ and he´s now covered in blood
but unsurprisingly learning he snuggles with an organ is less concerning than the fact that he was covered in blood do that can also just be their urge to protect their family member
I mean he would also cuddle with a bone or something else but when he´s asleep he´ll usually kick it away when it starts to get annoying
but if it survives his nap he´ll keep whatever body part from some unfortunate soul you gifted him
he might have to try and save it from Beel though…
Diavolo:
he would show everything you give him off no matter what it is
made him a necklace out of bones? he´ll always wear it, gave him a heart as a snack? he´ll immediately eat if, made him a painting out of blood? it will be the center piece of the Demon Lord´s Castle
he even gave you some gifts, not as weird as yours but still great ones
and even if Barbatos complains he will always make sure to wear you jewelry in obvious spots
he might also act a little bit irresponsible and murderous when somebody says it looks bad
but besides that nothing bad happens, the citizens of the Devildom even learned to either be quiet or complementing his wonderful and perfect presents :)
Barbatos:
he appreciates whatever you give him but you should know that he can´t show it off in the Castle
but he´ll proudly display it in his room though and might even wear it when you made him something like a necklace
but he asks you to not give him something that´s edible and can rot, it´s likely he´ll forget about it and it could attract rats
and if he has to see one he will lose it, it happened before plenty of times and he would like to not have a repeat of it any time soon
and if you want to give him bone remove the flesh first, it´s rather unsanitary to give him a rotting corpse and tell him to wait for the bones
just dump it in an acid bad and call it a day
Solomon:
he appreciates every gift you give and if it can rot not when he´s done with it :)
he´ll do everything in his power to keep your gifts for as long as he can
is it a slightly unhealthy mindset? Yeah totally but he´s also far older than any Human should be so it´s no surprise some screws got loose and that he might have lost some too
but he´s fun to be around and accepts your gifts so who cares
as long as he stays out of the kitchen you can deal with him
he even makes cool things out of bones and other things you gift him
he once made a picture frame out of bone splinters and put a picture of both of you in there
it was the sweetest thing you ever saw and loved it
Simeon:
he just says thanks and throws it away when you aren´t look
he loves you very much but can´t you just make him cookies like a normal person? creature? mistake made by Solomon somehow? or whatever you are
he would appreciate normal cookies very much especially if they don´t contain any mystery meats
he really doesn´t want a repeat from last time and the silence on your end when he asked what you put in there was a little bit disturbing
but he does like doing some weird arts and crafts with bones you scavenged
I mean you claimed you scavenged them but as far he knows it could also mean you made them
but he just ignores that count because that´s one of the only times only you and him can spend time together and he´ll be damned if anything, even himself, would ruin it
Mephistopheles:
he would complain about the quality and most of the time he just tells you “I´m not a Greed Demon so the least you can do is put quality over quantity” or if you gave him something edible he would also complain about the quality of it
he´s very picky and kinda being a dick about it
especially because you know where he lives and what he doesn´t like
also your already so what can he do? kill you again? as if that would work many tried and failed to put you back into the ground for good
but he did appreciate the “cake” you got him, maybe the tormenting could wait for a little bit
and he gave you a pretty cool gift in exchange so that also helps in letting him life in peace a bit longer
but if he refuses again you know what to do
Raphael:
he just said thanks and placed it somewhere in his room
he barely looked at it and didn´t even pretend to try it which in your opinion was an insult because you went through a lot of trouble to get it
now your upset and he won´t get anything else from you ever again (a lie)
because as soon as you got out again you got him the skull of a Demon
and at least this time he even LOOKED at it instead of just throwing it somewhere
but not even then did you get a thanks, well you did one but an automatic one and not an actual one
or maybe he just sounded really insecure…
great now your confused
Thirteen:
you gave her hearts of countless creatures and honestly? it was a pretty cute gift
as cute as a gift you can give her, she has pretty weird standards
but that´s why you love her
also you have the same weird taste as her so it fits pretty well
she even gave you some hearts back and some of them were even still beating
a perfect gift from the perfect person, if somebody would ask you it was the best thing she could ever do
everybody else might be terrified when they see either of you but honestly that´s just a plus
might not help that both of you decided to use all kinds of body parts as decorations and jewelry
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Tell us your 3 fave OC ships and the song(s) or other media you associate with them. They can be your own OCs or the OCs of someone else (it's more fun if you include someone else!) Pass this on to 3 others (on or off anon) and let's keep the game going!
Strap in folks! Somebody asked me to talk about love (my favourite thing after cats) so I'm going to go for it! I'm going to do 3 ships of other simmers (I'm afraid I won't say what media I associate with these as I don't want to misrepresent any characters) and 3 ships of my sims because "Hang the code! And hang the rules! They're more like guidelines anyway" (yes, Pirates of the Caribbean is still going around in my head)
Other's Amazing OC 🚢 (so hard to pick)
Vlad and Ji Ho by @satureja13. I am a big fan of romance that takes its time and these two fit that. Check out their writing if you haven't already as there are several sweet couples trying to find their way in the world. If you're searching for a song for them well... the story pieces come with music to get you in the headspace.
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2. Victor and Yuri by @stargazer-sims. I've only just met these two recently but I love them already. To me true couples support each other, and the devotion these two have for one another is shown in the writing.
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3. Excuse me while I do 3 for number 3 because I'm indecisive. Zinnia and Momo by @belsasim. Young love is adorable! Who knows what these two have ahead but I'm excited to see how it goes. Erick and Noemi by @matchalovertrait. I love a couple that cheer on each other's dreams, and these two do that. REDACTED and REDACTED by @simmerbeans. The 7th generation is so sweet and that's all I'll say because no spoilers here!
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My Beloved OC 🚢
Reece and Samir. I love these two because they communicate with each other. It drives me insane when couples go through problems created by not just sitting down and having a proper conversation. Yes they're on the spicy end of the spectrum, I wrote a mini TedTalk for @daedriyth about why, but beyond the spice they are pretty damn devoted to each other.
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Song: Suburban Legends by Taylor Swift because I listened to it loads when writing them actually getting together so in my head, there's a connection.
I didn't come here to make friends We were born to be suburban legends When you hold me, it holds me together And you kiss me in a way that's gonna screw me up forever
2. Rahul and Cassandra. Rahul came along and showed Cassandra a life beyond the expectations of being part of the Goth family. They have moved to the country and together are working on raising their kids (and still want more kids). Rahul wants to give Cassandra the large loving family that neither of them felt they had growing up.
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Song: Beautiful Day by Joshua Radin because the it sounds like them. It's about connecting back to nature, shrugging off the negative, and making a peaceful home where you are.
Gonna climb that hill behind my house See what this place is all about Cause from above it all, you can't help but say It's gonna be a beautiful day
3. Keira and Marta. Keira was getting over a teenage romance when she met Marta. The two clicked, Marta is a romantic and Keira has the soulmate aspiration. Marta may have an abusive ex but Keira has proposed and is longing to make a love nest with the girl who helps her feel good about herself.
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Song: Meant To Be by Bebe Rexha ft. Florid Georgia Line because they took their time when they started their relationship. Keira was still very new at dating and Marta was wary after it took her so long to realise her ex Liam was treating her like trash.
No need to go nowhere fast Let's enjoy right here where we at Who knows where this road is supposed to lead We got nothing but time
Happy Valentines Day from New Zealand
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Get to Know the information about Poppy!
Born on : May 16, 1926 (same birth as her brothers)
Personality : Enthusiastic, upbeat, kind, extrovert, sunshine character
Job : Poet, Musician, Soldier (wait what?)
Gender : Female (♀︎)
She's a part of the Clover family being a child of Fazio and Adele, twin sister of George, wife of Kyle, aunt of Suzie, and the great-grandmother of Melody! As a child, she was a pretty upbeat kid, always playing the piano off-key. Her father taught her how to play the piano. Her relationship with her family was great as well, especially her twin brother, they were always kind to her but she never knew why. When she was at school with her brother, she met a girl. Her name is Brenda Anderson (the Hopeful Rabbit). George’s heart began to beat fast. Poppy stared at him awkwardly as he tapped him on the shoulder.
In her adulthood, she was hired by the Aviary Jazz Club. Then she met Julie (the Ongoing Blue Jay), Julie hugged her tight and showed her the instruments. Poppy chooses the piano. Julie declares that she is a drummer, with a few beats and booms. While they finish practicing, Julie gladly welcomes her to the Aviary Jazz Club. When it was the day of Brenda’s performance, she took a deep breath. Julie told her to get ready. Poppy nodded. The girls started playing, and so did the bandmates. When the music started playing, Brenda started to dance. When the performance was over, she bowed, and Poppy cheered loudly. Suddenly, Brenda collapsed on the floor. Poppy gasped and approached her. She asked her to see if she was okay. Tears began oozing from her eyes. When Brenda died, Poppy burst into tears and buried her face in George’s chest, who was also crying.
She walked and bumped into a man whose name was Kyle. She fell in love with the lawyer, while she was picking up his cases. “Now, I have to go to court,” he said. “See you later!” Poppy swoons and falls to the ground. When Kyle declares that the witness is not guilty, Poppy hugs him. They got married and had a son, whose name is Charles.
Poppy doesn’t want her brother to be killed, so she writes a poetic note, leaves it for her husband, and goes to war. She was a chef and wrote poetic recipes for the girls to cook. Everything was fine until she heard an explosion. She quickly puts on the soldier’s uniform and rushes out. She rushes to see if her brother is okay. George wakes up and hugs her. She then got a piece of paper stashed in her uniform, it turns out that it’s a letter. Poppy laughs a little. Then she chucks a grenade far away to explode the other soldiers. When they won the war, the twins high-fived each other.
Poppy takes a walk to the park with her son. Everything was perfect until she collapsed on the floor. Charles rushes to her and takes her to the hospital. She is suffering from her unconsciousness and dies.
In the current time (2020) after her favorite great-granddaughter Melody attempted, she became slightly curious, so Julie (who died and is titled the ongoing blue jay) took her to a nightclub, she never "drank" before so she only agreed to the company. When they arrived, she was having a chance to play the piano when suddenly someone on stage began to sing and dance (insert jazz music). She almost immediately recognized her, it was Brenda!! After Brenda’s performance, she walked up to her wanting to catch up for lost time. At first, Brenda just thought she was just another fan, but later realized it was her old friend!
After a very long conversation, Brenda hugged her childhood friend. And after they both go home, Poppy gets a call from George (her brother). "Sister! Kel woke up!!" She was tired but that didn't stop her from rushing to the hospital, "I'm so sorry I'm late, golly Kel! How are you??" Poppy asked, "I'm fine Great-Grandaunt <:3" Kel said. When Kel recovered, she asked if she could live with Melody (her cousin) and visit Suzie in the weekends, they agreed but when they asked why, Suzie said "She'll tell you when she's ready".
HEY THERE!
Please go to the ask blog @ask-the-birb-twins to ask the Twins, George and Poppy!!
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Justice League x RWBY: Super Heroes and Huntsmen Part One
I've been workshopping this review for a week it is 9 fucking pages but anyway: It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!
Table of Contents
#1. Introduction: Not for DC Fans
#2. Starting off: “The Good-
#3. Propping Up RWBY over the Justice League
#4. The Texas Character Massacre
#5. Oh boy lets talk about the writing
#6. Other General Notes: -The Bad, and The Ugly”
#7. Final Scores!!
TL:DR- They better not make the 'part 2'. Let's get into it.
#1. Introduction: Not for DC Fans
Let’s get this out of the way: this is a movie made for RWBY fans. It’s made for people who are familiar with RWBY, with the characters, with the worldbuilding, and it’s made with the idea that the people watching are RWBY fans, with DC fans as the backburner. The first reason why I think this? The DC characters get a lot more exposition on who and what they are, while the RWBY characters get to exist and be ‘cool’.
The second reason? This movie is, lets face it, mean-spirited towards DC. And yeah whatever, a DC comic writer wrote this, but to be fair with the state of comics nowadays that says absolutely nothing about respect given to the characters that are popular and well-known (hint: it’s not RWBY). This movie is drenched in schoolyard meanness. It’s all about pointing and laughing at the DC characters. Our introductory scene to this film involves Superman being systematically humiliated in his first scene (unable to use his powers, having his hero codename be mocked, etc.), and that sets the tone.
Meanwhile, the RWBY characters are introduced with action set pieces and knowing about the world they are in. The DC characters are the ones who are comedic relief, who need to be ‘taken down a peg’, who must struggle and prove themselves to RWBY to get the ‘honour’ of working with them, while RWBY doesn’t have to struggle and instead gets to just be ‘cool’. And that’s detrimental to the RWBY characters as well too, by the way, so don’t think I’m being unfair. No one in this film has a character arc, except Jessica, supposedly, and Batman, unfortunately, and you would think that coming off the back of volume 9, often called the ‘character development’ volume, people would be complaining that RWBY and JNR are quite flat, in how they progress through the film.
Basically: The RWBY characters are set dressing; the Justice League are punching bags. With that as our thesis, let’s review this movie. (warning for spoilers)
#2. Starting Off: “The Good-
Now, I won’t pretend this movie was enjoyable for me by any means, but I’m not unreasonable, it had its positives. Four, specifically.
The first one is obvious: the Spectacle Fight Scenes. This movie had a bunch of fights packed away in it, and the overall quality of them was on the whole, in the higher tier of rwby’s Maya fight scenes. Bar a few bits of wonkiness and the general writing surrounding the fights, they were fun. A particular shout-out to my favourite one at the end, Hacked!Flash vs Everyone, that one was fun and fast and highly enjoyable.
Number 2: Batman’s semblance. I’ll fully admit that I’m pretty sure my enjoyment of this power implementation was purely because I like Batman: Arkham Asylum, and this is literally just ripped right from that down to the aesthetics, but, well- I like Batman: Arkham Asylum, and therefore I like Bruce’s Detective Vision semblance and how it was used pretty creatively compared to most other semblances.
Third times the charm: Superman was my shining light, my beacon of hope in this film. He was kind, he was polite, he was supportive and brave and friendly and also, surprisingly for RWBY, managed to do all this without being spineless, he was willing to stand up for himself when he thought he was being treated unfairly (at least, 80% of the time). I wouldn’t even normally consider myself a massive Superman fan, I like when he’s well-written and I notice when he isn’t, but this movie had me actively rooting for any time where he was on screen, he was my absolute highlight in this film, love him even if his fit is fuckin ATROCIOUS. (and his voice acting was, by and large, one of the strongest performances, beyond Kilg%re and Hacked!Barry, who were just clearly having a delightful time villain monologuing)
Number four: the idea of Grimm absorbing dust. It’s a brilliant idea that really ups the stakes in RWBY fights, considering dust is their go-to offensive weapon and literally powers all their bullets, and, amazingly, it was also a cool idea that was carried throughout most of the film. Every Grimm in this film had the ability, more or less, and they used it often and to great effect. Very nicely implemented.
(Final tiny shout-out: the Justice League’s superhero outfits in their own world, that we regrettably only see in a few flashback images, looked GOOD. I wish they kept them instead of getting the outfits in the film proper)
But alas, this film really did have a lot more negatives than positives, so lets get into the first big flaw, and the one I would consider the movie’s biggest failing:
#3. Propping Up RWBY over the Justice League
I mentioned it in the intro, but this movie is consistent in how it utterly devalues the Justice League characters and does everything in its power to showcase RWBY and JNR as ‘better’ in every way. Now, the argument is that this is intentional, seeing as the villain deliberately nerfed the JL characters into being teenagers to weaken them. To which case I point at probably what is probably the most referenced episode of the Justice League cartoon in regards to this movie, the one where they’re turned into literal children, appropriately named ‘Kid Stuff’, and I’ll also point out the lesser known episode of Justice League Action called ‘Trick or Threat’, which had the added bonus of wiping the JL character’s memories of being superheroes.
Now, why am I bringing these up? Its because both of these episodes had the same villain idea as this movie: de-age the Justice League to weaken them, and both of these episodes also did something that the movie failed to do: keep the characters in-character and acting their age, and treat them with respect. I’ll get to the character issues in the next section, but the idea of treating characters respectfully is not done in this film.
Superman, as stated prior, is nerfed, his name is made fun of, he’s talked down to constantly, he’s insulted, he’s distrusted, and not just by team RWBY. But he is not the only one. Wonder Woman has a mishap when trying to get the hang of her new abilities and Blake and Yang laugh at her. Flash, Vixen, Cyborg, and Green Lantern spar against JNR and despite still maintaining most of their adult memories beyond the immediate, and supposedly their skills minus powers, end up on the defensive. Against JNR, not even against the main team RWBY or against Pyrrha. They are outclassed by the side-character team. Batman, the hand-to-hand specialist, is outclassed by Weiss in close-quarters and then a few random SDC guards, Wonder Woman and Superman mostly escape unscathed, beyond the new drawbacks of their semblances, but it’s telling that most of the fight scenes are more focused on the cool things RWBY and JNR do instead of the JL characters (bar the Big Three). Cyborg’s biggest combat moment that’s given any narrative weight is him powering up Nora. Vixen doesn’t even get a moment, and Flash’s only moments come when he’s being the Villain and not Flash. The JL characters are supporting characters in a movie that’s supposed to be about teamwork.
Second point: they really hype Grimm up as scary, even stating ‘Grimm aren’t like your normal monsters, they’re soulless beings that only care about destroying and killing’. And it’s treated as a big moment of internal revelation and horror for the Justice League. Let me say that again, the fact that monsters only care about destroying things, is played as horrifying. For the Justice League. The guys who faced down, canonically in this film: Vandal Savage, an immortal sadistic genius who literally just wants to destroy the world consistently, and Brainiac, a hyper-intelligent alien android who’s goals range from ‘destroyed krypton in some continuities’ to ‘hobbies include horrifically mind controlling people to do evil and shrinking Actual Cities for his snow-globe collection’.
But yes. Grimm are scary now. These are the same Grimm that basically act as cannon fodder in all of RWBY’s actual run time, bar one-offs, and exist just to give the protagonists something they can guilt-free rip their way through to show off. Those Grimm. Those are the scary ones now, supposedly. Despite this artificial attempt to make RWBY seem more badass then the league for fighting monsters, the Grimm are still cannon fodder, the movie doesn’t stray that far from RWBY’s conventions.
Finally, there’s a consistent running theme that ties into the leadership qualities of Ruby vs Clark, but mostly ends up as ‘the Justice League try to come up with ideas and plans, and team RWBY and JNR yell at them for daring to tell them what to do’. Most particularly, it’s Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman who actually spark Team RWBY into realising that there’s a problem that needs solving. It’s them that comes up with 90% of the plans, and its them that put their money where their mouth is on being not only a good team and smart heroes, but also as friends (more on that later). But instead, whenever they come up with good ideas, it’s shut down, mostly by Nora, and also Yang, as ‘I’m not going to listen to you/don’t tell us what to do/you’re not the boss of me’.
There’s a very big sense of undeserved ego there, especially since the RWBY characters haven’t actually given a reason why they shouldn’t listen beyond general contrariness. But also, it’s a sentiment that does not work on a battlefield, and it does not work in a movie that tries to have a theme of ‘coming together’. Mostly because in a standard plotline about ‘working together’, the disagreements usually require resolving, or meeting in the middle. There is none of that here. The Justice League just bends the knee and goes with being mistreated by teenagers who have not shown their chops as heroes, but it’s still given the ending of ‘we’re all friends now’. The first of many character assassinations throughout this film.
#4. The Texas Character Massacre
This one’s a doozy. No one escapes. Not even Superman, who is almost entirely spared, even he gets a dose of a ‘RWBY Heroic Speech that is just Empty Token Hero Stuff’ (AKA the thing that’s been plaguing Ruby since vol4). But I’ve used Superman already a lot, and he’s probably the least egregious of what happens here, so let’s get into the meat of this topic.
Everyone and their mom on twitter has been commenting about how Batman does not feel like Batman in this. And it’s true. Batman, the self-admitted ‘I haven’t been a kid since I was eight’, the man who is so obsessed with Gotham City it will one day kill him, the man who, even if in this continuity is not a father of 4-8+ adopted children, still has Alfred who he would die for and would die for him, the man who in the current comics run of RWBY in the DC universe says with his mouth ‘I don’t want this semblance, relying on it is detrimental in the long-term’. This Batman. Wants to ditch Gotham because he has wings and powers now.
‘Batman getting powers’ is not new ground, by the way, but the absolute moping this version of Batman does is not only annoying and actively unlikable, it also makes no sense. In the span of ten seconds, in the same conversation, he goes from ‘I want to go home’ to ‘I want to stay where I have powers’. This isn’t presented as a conflict of interest either, by the way. He just completely switches his mind because Weiss said ‘hey stay here’. There’s no consistency, there’s no internal character motivation, it felt like they just wanted to have one character conflicted about leaving HoloRemnant and decided just to throw a dart at a board without caring who it fit. So yes, Batman? Massacred.
Wonder Woman also got severely screwed over too. I had this in my notes that Wonder Woman only acted in character when she was reuniting with the rest of the Justice League and was allowed to show kindness and compassion. The rest of the time, Wonder Woman, a character defined by her love for the world (and was created to showcase feminine power, btw), is a Strong Female Character, and I do mean that in the Negative Way. She’s literally got a Batman Growl on her voice for 99% of her lines, she talks about how tough she is, about the ‘warrior’s life’, and she’s the first character to get violent in a situation. Yes, even beating out Yang ‘punch first, talk later’ Xiao Long. This feels like a parody of Wonder Woman written by someone who read the Whedon Wonder Woman script and took ‘some crazy strong bitch in a tiara’ as their entire central concept for the character. It’s not a Wonder Woman who believes in anything, she’s just a sidekick for the bees to prop themselves up with as ‘warriors’. I could write a million thinkpieces on what makes Wonder Woman an excellent hero character, but all I’ll say is this film’s Wonder Woman would not count.
Green Lantern will get her own post on how this movie handled her so fucking badly because that would balloon this review to a massive size when it’s already a Longk Boi, but suffice to say: she was whitewashed, her anxiety was mishandled, and fucking HELL I miss Simon Baz, why are we erasing Jessica’s friendship with Simon for some screentime-sucking white boy. (Racism and islamophobia, the answer is racism and islamophobia)
Cyborg, Flash, and Vixen all aren’t really characters in this movie as much as they are there to fill out the cast, but suffice to say, they were handled badly. Flash was at his most interesting when being visibly possessed by the villain because beyond that he was just entirely forgettable to the point that you will not notice he has been written out of a fight scene until Vixen goes ‘where’s Flash’. Vixen herself literally is the most sidelined of all the characters in this film, she doesn’t even get a Cool Action Moment, and has just two character traits: Sassy and Vaguely Animalistic Sometimes, not just because she’s a faunus, but her first scene we’re introduced to her sniffing a paper plane for what is literally the only ‘plot point’ she’s involved in, namely, that Flash ‘smells wrong’. And Cyborg. Man, Cyborg. They literally handed the hacking plotline to Weiss with the excuse of ‘the tech here is weird’ and instead shoved Cyborg into some weird jealousy triangle where he was so disrespected by Ren and Nora that even his goodbye to them is met with disdain. Cyborg and Vixen deserve so much better, guys.
Now, onto team RWBY and JNR. Remember how I said they were flat characters? Yeah, this bit’s gonna be a bit shorter. Ruby had probably the most ‘characterisation’ in the film, in that they literally just took volume 9’s idea of ‘Ruby has self-doubts’, slapped it on her, explored nothing, and then Clark gave her a quick Friendship Speech and she’s all smiley again. Weiss has a bit of flirting with Batman, suddenly gained hacking abilities out of nowhere, and is mainly the ‘nice but snobby’ archetype she’s been in main RWBY for ages. Actually, Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Jaune all mainly exist to serve plot points in some way. Weiss and her little storyline with Batman is just designed to reveal the villain, Jaune is there to push Jessica’s storyline of getting her powers back by Literally Curing Her Panic Attacks, and Blake and Yang? Well, they get Wonder Woman to the places she needs to visit, first Beacon, then Atlas, and then Vale again. Oh, and they have Moments. Your mileage may vary on if that’s good or not, it’s mainly superfluous to the film overall. Ren and Nora don’t actually contribute anything, beyond Ren being jealous of Cyborg and Nora, and Nora getting mad at both of them for being overly protective (I think it’s meant to be pushback against misogyny but. It’s poorly handled).
Actually, I lie. Blake does have at least one big thing of characterisation. But I’m going to put it in the next section, because it’s more of a writing problem. The final other characters in the film are Kilg%re, our villain, who is laughable, and the simulated versions of Glynda, Kali, Jacques, Ozpin/Oscar, and Pyrrha. All of whom are there just to… show that it’s a simulation, or something. They don’t do anything beyond Pyrrha being so obviously a trap for Jaune and Jessica that of course only Jaune ignoring Jessica’s common sense could have made it worse. Now, Onwards!!
#5. Oh boy lets talk about the writing
So. The Faunus racism plotline. Listen. It’s bad. We all know its bad. I’m not going into it because there are a million people smarter then me who already have done elaborate and well-thought analyses on why its bad. Can we just accept the Faunus plotline is horrendous and go from there? Okay? Okay.
So: Blake introduces the concept of faunus by describing her own race as ‘humans with ears or a tail’. As I saw someone else put it when the movie dropped, ‘people don’t describe themselves as a white person with darker skin’. Anyway, the faunus plotline. It’s not really touched on in this film beyond Jacques being racist towards Bruce and Blake being generally weird about it, and the idea that ‘the animal-themed superheroes are faunus now’, but it’s a plotline that RWBY will never escape and therefore must be mentioned as having some impact.
So lets talk about the actual racism in the movie and mention how the black woman is a Sassy Side Character, the two men of colour are shoved into a jealousy plotline over a white girl (again, reiterating: Weiss and Bruce have the hacking plotline), and the Latina girl has a white boy solve her mental illness for her after her character design was whitewashed. While I don’t think it’s intentionally racist, it is a bit of a pattern for all of RWBY’s stuff that characters of colour are either written off, villainised, or sidelined. I also want to mention: Oscar shows up in this literally just to get slammed hard into a pillar by Wonder Woman. They really can’t go five minutes without beating up this kid). This movie is not kind to the characters of colour, whether its by Actively Fucking Whitewashing Them or by just making them non-characters, and it’s just, unfortunately, exactly what was expected from a piece of RWBY media.
The mention of Oscar above reminded me: the simulation characters are… handled oddly. Ozpin is the most obviously fake, even before he starts glitching between his old self and Ozpin. But what’s strange is that out of all the simulations, Jacques of all characters has the most personality of them. Kali was always a side character, Glynda just creates exposition and sets up a fight scene, Ozpin isn’t even given a character he’s just Creepy Hologram, and Pyrrha has about one minute of ‘no wait its totally me’ before she goes The Most Evil (sidenote, they keep bringing Pyrrha back just to be evil, I hope that’s not another pattern). It’s just… strange. The way the whole villain thing in this film works is strange. Which leads me to:
Kilg%re. When I found out who the villain of this film was I went on the mother of all rants on discord. And I will post it here for posterity, just so you know exactly what the gut reaction was.
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As for why this reveal sucks: well. I mean, first of all, if you introduce the concept of your surprise villain as a joke earlier in the film, which they did, then it doesn’t really make them feel all that villainous. Sure enough, it gave Kilg%re a chip on the shoulder in his villain monologue, where he was whining about being ‘the one who finally trapped the Justice League’ (bestie they’re a superhero team from comics, they get trapped once a week and twice on Sundays, you’re not special, babe, sorry). And a character desperately yelling at the screen that ‘no I’m really cool trust me’ is not… fun. It’s just sort of awkward. Sorry, Kilg%re, they treated you badly. Also, they didn’t reveal the second villain on Remnant’s side beyond saying ‘he’, even when setting this during the Vol7 Montage, so I guess that’s a mystery for the next movie, if it’s ever made (personally I’m hoping for Dr Merlot, why not).
On the flipside of villains being written badly, this film also has romance written badly. It’s just jealousy and love triangles, jealousy and love triangles. Not even interesting love triangles either, just ‘character A shows interest in character B, which makes character C get really possessive and (in all but one case) mean to B’. The As: Cyborg, Yang, Bruce. The Bs: Nora, Diana, Weiss. The Cs: Ren, Blake, Diana (again). It’s not cute, and it’s especially not cute when it’s repeated three times in the same film. It’s just boring.
Finally: and this is the thing that truly, genuinely, made me want to write this whole thing because of how rage inducing it is, is this monologue given to us by Blake:
"They sound lucky. They've never had to worry they were gonna die just from going to school. To train like your life, or worse, your friends' lives depend on it. To have to live with the fact that there's a real chance you're gonna lose them. They had a childhood."
Lets count it down, people!!
Superman: literally an allegory for illegal immigrants, refugee orphans (an alien who was adopted and raised in America after his home was made unsafe) and in many case Jewish people, what with all the Moses Allegory. Had to hide the fact that he was an alien all his life, starting from childhood.
Batman: watched his parents get gunned down in front of him at age 8. This is so integral an event that it is a fulcrum point not only of his character, but also of most of the main Dc Universe that Bruce’s Parents Die.
Flash: his mother was murdered in front of him by a time-travelling speedster and his father was arrested for it. Barry grew up with the stigma of having a murderer for a father who he is generally seen as visiting constantly in jail.
Cyborg: he is a disabled black man whose father fused him with alien technology to keep him alive after a near-death experience that also completely replaced 90% of his body and meant he had to give up on his dreams of being a sports star. Usually also has a dead mom around there too.
Green Lantern: a Latina woman who had a decent childhood by most accounts in the comics, but had the unfortunate luck of witnessing gangsters hiding a body while out hiking with her friends. Watched her friends get gunned down around her, spent the next four years extremely agoraphobic to the point of never leaving her apartment because of her trauma and the fear that the gangsters would finish the job. Family’s alive, but that was only the start of the ‘Jessica Has A Bad Time’ train.
Vixen: Mari’s backstory is a bit more nebulous as long as the main points of ‘was born in an African village, got the tantu totem, moved to America and became a superhero and usually also a model’ is met, but she also tends to have a dead mom or dead parents floating around too most of the time, whether that’s by poachers, warlords, or some other awful human-caused tragedy.
Wonder Woman: raised on an island that was in comics literally called 'Paradise Island' by her loving mother, trained with all her Amazon family to become a warrior, the island is explicitly protected from all of the evil of Man’s World by magic, and willingly chose to leave to go do good and protect people.
So we have one princess raised on a paradisal island ethnostate with loving, caring parents telling another princess raised on a paradisal island ethnostate with loving caring parents that ‘yeah your friends have horrific backstories, but they were lucky because they didn’t do what we did and WILLINGLY sign up for a job as a monster killer where we get four years of training and preparation and also are paid well for our actions instead of freelance vigilante work for charity, so if you think about it, us RWBY kids are the real victims/warriors here’.
Just in case anyone was wondering why I think Wonder Woman’s OOC in this film.
Oh also this monologue is an allegory for gun violence and school shootings, as confirmed by the writer in this article and I am including the quote for posterity and also so people can’t say I made it up: https://animemojo.com/other/exclusive-interview-with-justice-league-x-rwby-super-heroes-huntsmen-writer-meghan-fitzmartin-a14773#gs.w1iou8
“These kids are warriors and these RWBY kids are a really good look at what we’re putting a lot of kids through today. There’s a statistic I saw recently that said 1-in-5 kids will die in gun violence in America. That sucks. That’s the level of warrior stuff we’re putting our kids through and it’s a good example of what’s happening to this current generation. I wanted to make a point of saying, ‘What does that do to us?’ Looking into the leadership or what these characters go through, it’s interesting to see what they have to give up to give future generations a chance. I think that resonates a lot with kids today.” - Meghan Fitzmartin
Just. In case anyone else wants to be angry about this with me. Hey, RWBY, you can’t have the actual tagline of your show be ‘it’s also a gun’ and then go ‘gun violence is bad tho’ because oh man then your main characters look like real monsters for all the times they pull guns on people (such as all the unarmed civilians or people who they pulled guns on first who then pulled out their own guns in self-defence). Also, if this is one of the themes of the movie, then this is also the only time it’s touched on. The concept of ‘being a warrior’ becomes instantly watered down to mean ‘badass fighter’ and not ‘person carrying constant fear of death by rising gun violence’, so it’s also a really shallow use of an actually serious theme, which is par for the course with RWBY but is also still very annoying when it happens.
#6. Other General Notes: - the Bad, and the Ugly”
The music in this film was very weak. No hate to the composer but it’s barely noticeable and doesn’t really have anything of note. Normally I find a lot of DC stuff has decent music and RWBY in particular is praised for it. This was disappointing, audio-wise
The designs: Listen, RWY and JNR were fine, the Beacon designs are serviceable even if they aren’t my favourites overall. But anyway, lets rank the Justice League, best to worst!
#1. Vixen: even, somehow, in the world that is RWBY modelling, Vixen slays. She simply cannot look bad, ever. The focus on black and orange contrast instead of a million eye-searing colours, the sleekness of the jumpsuit, the fact that it’s not overly complicated, and that she actually has hair with curls in it? If not for the tail and the fact that it is literally just Harriet’s model, top points. You cannot keep a bad bitch down.
#2. Cyborg: Listen. It could have been worse. It could have been. So much worse.
#3. Wonder Woman: girlypop’s gonna cut someone on that chin, and her arm muscles look like braided bread. The ponytail would be passable if not for the way they modelled her hair tendrils, and the outfit… also could have been worse.
#4. Superman: The babyface and the way his hair is plastered to his head does not work, but I like how expressive his eyes are. The outfit is an atrocity to god but they all are from this point so at least his boots are cute and the whole denim jeans and denim jacket would work if they didn’t have that massive gold S on the shirt or the Fake Cape.
#5. Batman: ugly as sin. He has No Hood, Cowl, or Mask, his hair is bad, the scar on the eyebrow is the one cool thing, his outfit is awful, and when it’s folded up it looks like Weiss is swinging around an empty pizza box. Gotta say, at least the ears in the comic were kinda cute, the bat wings are just bland in comparison.
#6. Flash: Sir your zipper is in the shape of a zigzag and it’s very cringefail of you. The one redeeming feature is the visor but like, the hair? No. The scarf? No. The way they placed the colours on his outfit? Yikes. Throw the whole man out, Kilg%re did.
#7. Green Lantern: they put her in a blender with Ben 10 and hit ‘emulsify’ (this is insulting to Ben 10 which I am very sorry for, Ben 10 didn’t deserve this but then again neither did Jess). Her long curly hair is gone, her melanin is gone, her cute jumpsuit is gone, her brown eyes are GONE like I had my issues with the comic designs but at least it was a design and not just Ugly Bad Wrong.  
Final note: they really want us to believe that Batman beat up a guy and stole his tuxedo to blend in but during the entire time he was changing out of his hero costume and into a suit he somehow didn’t notice a pair of big honking WINGS on his back. Yeah right.
#7. Final Scores!!!
Plot: 2/10
Characters: -100/10
Spectacle Fights: 4/10
Themes: 1/10
Overall score, not including the points for ‘characters’: 2.5/10
Do NOT make another fucking movie with this premise. (I will write up Jessica's personal meta in the future, keep an eye out).
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Fashion in the Demon World
Now, now, before we start I'd like to make a small introduction.
The four clans, like any ethnic group, have their own customs and criteria on what is fashionable and aesthetically pleasing to their senses.
like everywhere else, the climatic conditions influence a lot their fashion.
the images chosen here are not an accurate depiction of what I'm describing, at all. I prefer to keep it vague and leave it to your imagination :). I simply choose pretty pictures because...because pretty is good.
also, I want to mention that I wrote this headcanon, inspired by @nutaella-kookie 's own headcanons on the demon world. The way she envisions the dl lore is incredibly interesting and I thank her for giving us a piece of her mind on so many topics.
therefore, I will link @nutaella-kookie 's work whenever I use it because we ought to give credit to creators.
that being said, here we go, starting with our long teeth misogynistic bastards <3
the bat (vampire) clan
first of all, I headcanon that vampires have the most connections with the mortal realm. When you arrive in the demon world, you're greeted by its eerie big forest. Its path leads you to two big roads: the road towards the vampire territory and the one guiding you on the winding Vibora lands.
So the vampire clan benefited from the access to textiles from the human world which helped their textile industry to grow extremely fast. In addition to their own resources.
With the abundance and diversity of fabrics, the special access to Vibora's trade routes for jeweller's craft and in the inspiration taken from human fashion through the centuries, led to one thing :
being extra.
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leather gloves, lacy corsets, smooth-like silk blouses, goddamn cloaks lined with velvet, all that in those rich, dark shades of blue, burgundy or raven black... They do live in their neo-victorian-dark-fantasy-Hot Topic-aesthetic and they're proud of it.
They appreciate some of the cliché vampire representation. Not all of it, but they do live up to the Volturi aesthetics-
Also, I can imagine that up the time they were alive (physically and psychologically speaking), because of how different their wardrobes and colour palette were, the three wives had drawn attention on their fashion sense.
Some women would be intrigued by Cordelia's scandalous and sensual clothing style, somewhat inspired by her Vibora origins with those heavy jewels and revealing cuts. An antique seductress.
Others would aspire to look like Beatrix. Sweet B. and her mature, aristocratic look. The elderly tend to favour her modesty but we don't ask for their opinion here
Finally Christa and her pale dresses matching her snowy features, the transluscent chiffon of her veils, the roses, the white lilies and the sweet peas, the delicately laced neckline. Purity adored and abused.
the vibora clan
here we have the most open-minded clan.
they believe in the gender neutrality of clothes slay-
Imagine Oberyn Martell from Game of Thrones and the whole aesthetic surrounding the land of Essos.
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They're desert people for the most part, contrary to vampires who have a balmier weather, viboras need lighter fabric. The trade with the vampire clan allow them to have all the cotton, linen, taffeta, chambray they need.
As mentioned before, they like revealing cuts, on men and women
Breathable and practical clothes... and an indecent amount of jewellery.
Vibora jewellers are the best at their craft in the entire demon world. It's indisputable. Thus, the Vibora fashion is essential made of seductive cuts, organza veils and gilded body chains.
How do you recognise a vibora? By ear.
with the golden chains, the long diamond earrings, the delicate bracelets embedded in emeralds, garnets or amethysts, it all glides smoothly on the silk of their clothes, making them hiss softly as they slide next to you.
We could imagine the snake has an important place in their fashion but they don't like to overuse it. Instead, they display some references in the colours, or in their collars, made of jewels, reminescent of the head of a cobra.
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the adler clan
Adler's tailors are one of the best in the demon world.
They may be pompous ass but god they look good.
Dignified posture, straight, clean cuts and always dressed according to the sky's colours.
Their clothes are obviously adapted to their wings, made so that the fabric would not tear at the first wing flap. It is breathable, practical, solid, form-fitting, light, protective, and super elegant. With fine embroidery details, vests lined with silver, collars not too tight but that do not let the wind enter and possibly inflate the tunic.
Dude, they do dominate the game.
They wear boots and closed shoes most of the time because you don't want them to fall mid-flight.
But that is on their day-to-day fashion.
During festivities, they do keep the clean and lean silhouettes but they indulge in more eccentricity with accents of gold and silver, gilded feathers, and thinly shaped gems on women's clothes. They also who show more of their back, their nape, and their shoulders.
But no matter the situation, they need to be able to fly.
So like Edna said: no capes.
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the wolf clan
last but not least: Shin's true family nah c'mon, let's leave him alone for a bit.
war outfits.
As stated by @nutaella-kookie , they live in the west part of the demon world, in very flat lands, suffering from the harsh weather conditions (suffocating summers but stupidly humid and cold winters) and because of their military defeats, their wealth and resources are now...lacking. To give an example: the poorest Adler citizen is probably wealthier than the most powerful wolf of the pack.
When living in plateaus, boots are a must-have.
They became experts in tanning and they could sell their leather at a very good price if the vampires didn't replace them on the market with their products and the leathers from the human world.
They also have good furriers whose products are quite demanded in the Adler mountains.
The wolves need warm, strong and fire-proof fabrics (as they hate fires).
The silhouettes are generally loose-fitting; tunic shirts and pants inspired by the Russian rubakha.
They wear an overcoat inspired either by the Mongolian deel or by the (Russian) kaftan, worn with a large sash made of leather. At least, they have at their disposition a variety of pigments to dye their clothes according to their classes.
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The King/Queen and their mate are the only ones allowed to wear precious materials (ironically, they prefer silver to gold.) Otherwise, the other wolves wear bronze or brass.
Even in celebrations or for reunions between the four clans, the Wolf clan will always appear in a martial outfit. The meeting could be peaceful, they want to look prepared to fight, no matter what. They don't trust anyone anymore.
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Have a nice day folks
more vampire clan inspo
more vibora clan inspo
more adler clan inspo
more wolf clan inspo
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Hi! I am working on an assignment for school, and I am trying to find information on how animal crossing is styled. Through my scrounging of the internet I saw a link that lead me to your website that was a "Animal Crossing Style Guide" but it no longer exists. I was wondering if you might have some pointers that I could learn from for my project?
Hi there,
You're about 2 weeks shy of that link working. I just changed web hosts and rebuilt my website and ended up taking down the blog section, which is where that content lived. The Animal Crossing Style Guide was an article / blog post I wrote a few years ago around the time New Horizons came out discussing the topic of animal crossing character designs for artists. While the post no longer exists online, I did archive it to hopefully host again in the future, but I havent gotten around to remaking the blog yet. In the meantime here's literally the entire thing in a tumblr post, and if I remember, I'll try to update whatever links I can. Sorry if it reads or is formatted a little weird on tumblr, but rest assured it's identical except for some shopping / sponsor links that dont need to be on this version. No idea if this is the sort of thing you need for your project, but good luck and enjoy!
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Animal Crossing Style Guide: Artist Tips for Drawing Your Favorite Characters
Apr 24 | Written By Birdy
Hello and welcome to this week’s edition of Fandom Friday. If you’re like every Nintendo Switch owner  right now, you’ve been playing Animal Crossing nonstop for the last month.  And who can blame you? This irresistible chore simulator has no trouble winning the hearts of the masses by helping us fall in love all over again with our favorite animal neighbors. Nintendo found a way to make tedium fun by implementing a fun reward system and fully embracing the rule of cool, or rather, the rule of cute if there is such a thing. Why do I like it? I don’t know, man!! It’s adorable! It turns my brain chemicals into a relaxed, happy soup.
If you’re an artist it’s possible you’ve seen these cute character designs and thought “I want a piece of that for myself.” I know I have. If you love to draw the Animal Crossing cast or have some OCs of your own who you want to mesh with the AC universe, read on for some mini tips for drawing in the Animal Crossing style. I’ve been studying the style for the past few weeks and this guide is a pretty compact version of what I’ve learned, but feel free to let me know if you guys want more.  It was fun to study these characters and I’d love to expand upon this with a more definitive guide or deep dive into more specific aspects of the style!
On to the basics!
Villager Bodies
In the graphic below I describe that most animals are a little over 2 heads tall. That’s because the characters in animal crossing tend to have very large, bulbous heads as part of their appeal. You’ll find that certain species, such as eagles and gorillas, do break this convention slightly, often appearing with their anatomical midpoint lower on the chest than most smaller animals.
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That said, this isn’t a hard and fast rule necessarily. While the height and shape of AC bodies is generally in the neighborhood of what’s stated above, there is some variation between installments of AC. Compare the following images and you’ll see what I mean.
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As you can see, Bob’s shape and proportions vary between Wild World and New Leaf, as do many of the other characters. While many current players likely think of New Horizons as the definitive style for now, I would encourage my fellow artists to experiment here. Play around with height in the 2 to 3 heads tall range and see what you like. Stylize the torsos to your taste. It’s entirely possible to remain within the AC style of drawing while still making some details your own.
Heads
Heads of AC characters are a bit of a complex subject because there are literally so many different species of animals who all have their own goofy, lovable little faces. I’ve done my best to break them down to the basics without getting too specific about one species or another.
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As you can see, even the the more complicated animals can be broken down into these simplistic, bulbous shapes that Animal Crossing loves so well. When designing a new character, it’s wise to plan their head and body using basic shapes before you tack on any other extraneous features. By doing this you can ensure that your character has the round, soft features that are key to Animal Crossing before you ever have to decide what their face looks like or what their personality should be. When in doubt, round it out. You’ll be drowning in the cute in no time.
Speaking of faces, feel free to let me know on social media if you’d like me to expand upon this guide in terms of facial features and placement. I avoided the topic in this case because I wanted to focus more on foundational elements, and animal faces felt it a bit broad for that scope. The sheer expanse of animal individuality in this game allows for quite a lot of different faces with quite varied placement. And that’s not even including the human character options!
Limbs
Arms are perhaps the simplest section of this guide because there are so few styles of arm in Animal Crossing. The vast majority of characters you encounter will have the cylindrical arm style, or something close to it. At that point, all you’ll have to do is vary the length to suit the character.
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Birds and octopi are one exception to this rule, with birds in particular being the more complex of the two. In most instances, bird characters will have those flattened out oar shapes for forearms with a simple texture stretched over the shape, but on occasion some birds will have distinct feathering as part of their model, which can at times distort the underlying shape for the artist trying to make sense of it. Our owl friends, Celeste and Blathers, are good examples of this.
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With birds and octopi in particular, don’t be afraid to experiment a bit with the design of the limb. Some birds, like Blathers and Celeste, have wider forearms, and many octopi have interesting textures for their suckers. In addition, don’t be afraid of extending or shortening the standard cylindrical arm shape, as this shape can be applied to all different sized animals, from cats to hamsters and beyond. Some animals will have very short stumpy arms while others will have longer ones. Some villagers have slender, delicate arms, while others have bulkier ones. You can adjust the proportions of the shape to suit the character you’re drawing.
Legs on the other hand….those are a different can of worms. I’d like to preface this by saying that legs are another topic I’d love to go into greater detail on if there is interest because this graphic could afford to do the topic a bit more justice.
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As with arms, most animals have the same simple cylinder that can be widened and extended as needed to suit the body of the animal. Birds once again have a unique trait in this department, but beyond that, leg styles vary widely. Mostly in the foot department, I should say. When starting off you’ll find that most animals maintain a cylindrical leg even if they have a unique foot, and in most cases the foot can be constructed out of a dome shape attached to the cylinder. Not unlike a plunger, if for some reason the stick was on one side of the plunger rather than in the center. On top of that, human characters can now wear a large variety of shoes, making this a second topic that I felt went beyond the scope of this exercise. If you’re interested in a more thorough explanation of Animal Crossing legs and feet, feel free to let me know. I just might write about it in more detail in a future installment.
But never fear! Feet, like most unique animal traits, do share similar design elements across the entire game even when they don’t look particularly alike.
Designing Unique Features
So you’re an artist who wants to draw a specific character, or maybe you want to design a brand new character. You can construct a simple animal body, but then what? What makes this character Your Character™ rather than Bob or Molly or Flora?
Despite how similar these animals all are in basic constructions, each animal and human has their own unique design elements that set them apart from one another. It is nigh impossible to cover every single interesting design element of every single animal in every single game, so here are some tips that will aid you in drawing any element you decide to apply to a character while still keeping them cute as a button.
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Just like up top, I reiterate. Big, round, soft shapes. Even the most hardcore animals in Animal Crossing look soft and huggable to some degree.
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Take for example, these animals who all should be at least a little bit scary.  Animal Crossing’s art style keeps them appealing even with their rougher traits on display. Alfonso the alligator should logically be among the most feared of reptiles, yet his sleepy eyes, gently sloping snout, chubby cheeks, and tubby belly give him all the charm of a stuffed animal. His pointy teeth feel more like a clumsy after thought than a mechanism for killing prey.
Coco the bunny is designed to look like a haniwa figure, an item commonly buried with the dead  during the Yayoi period of Japanese history. Coco’s Japanese name is, in fact, Yayoi. In addition, many items in her house are reminiscent of Japanese funeral decor.  She’s supposed to be a little unsettling. Her facial expression does not change like those of other villagers, so she can’t smile at you or put you at ease the way other characters can. Indeed, Coco wears a permanent somber appearance, but even so, she looks sweet and pleasant to touch. Her face is completely curved and she is given the body of a bunny villager.  Her huge, round ears and tiny, dainty paws evoke the charm of a little rabbit even from a villager whose whole design is meant to remind one of death.
Rasher the pig and Spike the rhino have similar charm. Both of them don scars all over their bodies and in some cases wear aggressive looking shirts in their rough or rustic homes. Still, with Rasher’s big sleepy eyes and friendly round belly, he could almost give you a Winnie the Pooh vibe if you squint hard enough. Spike, meanwhile, has had his horns rounded ever so slightly at the tips and his curved hooves and short tail make him seem far from threatening. Even the most edgy creatures in the Animal Crossing universe can appear somehow friendly by making use of these softening design elements.
Go Forth and Draw
And that, in essence, has been my broad overview of Animal Crossing’s art style. I consider that last tidbit to be the most valuable tip of all. By closely studying the way Animal Crossing characters use round bodies, gradual slopes, and pleasant curves, you can make even the most threatening of animal characters look cute and perfectly cuddly for your town, village, or island.
Once again, please let me know if there are particular elements of the Animal Crossing style you’d like me to look into more closely. This has been a very broad and very general overview of the character designs, but I would absolutely love to dive deeper into this art style. If you use this guide to improve your Animal Crossing drawings, feel free to tag me on Instagram, Deviantart, or Tumblr, so I can see what cool art you’ve made!
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Have a great weekend, The Internet! Can’t wait to see you again for the next Fandom Friday. If you need me, I’ll be waterscaping a moat around Raymond’s house.
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1, 6, 7, and 9 about your current fave fic of yours (I'm not familiar with what midgexlenny is, but tell me about it if you want to!)
Lol oh I do sometimes feel bad for my poor Sherlolly mutuals putting up with me while I lose it over a different ship ❤️ they're different but the venn diagram of pairings does overlap in places.
First off, this is Midge and Lenny from Amy Sherman Palladino's The Marvelous Mrs Maisel. They're two foul mouthed stand up comedians in the late 1950s/early 1960s and they're soulmates.
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If you enjoy Gilmore Girls level fast paced dialogue but with more f bombs and so so so many pretty dresses I definitely recommend at least bits of the show.
Being that Lenny is a fictionalized version of real life comedian Lenny Bruce (originally intended to only appear in the pilot but they brought him back as part of the show because the chemistry was just too good. The actors are friends in real life and the joy in working together comes through in some really beautiful performances) the final canon of the show was a bit handcuffed on just how far the creators decided they could let the ship sail but that's where the fanfic comes in 😂
Which brings me to my fic Guess Who's Coming to Yom Kippur!
*What is your favorite thing about this fic?*
This was my first dive into writing for this fandom and it has been so much fun. Truly delightful! So many things I've enjoyed with this one. But my favorite thing I think is that it really is an ensemble piece. The characters of the show are all very nuanced, often delightfully flawed, sometimes wacky individuals and I love giving them all a seat at the table and getting to know them. Sometimes quite literally within the fic (it centers around a big family dinner for several chapters). I've had to think of scenes cinematically and it's stretched my dialogue writing in a really enjoyable way. There's at least one scene I wrote visualizing it as a long tracking shot with characters moving in and out, very high energy and lovingly chaotic. It's a fic that has a lot to do with family both found and blood related and how love can show up and show through in a lot of humorous ways.
*Were there any alternative versions of this fic?*
Yes! I originally came up with the idea a season prior to my actually getting around to writing it (wrote it after watching season 4, thought of it watching season 3). The original vague concept for it was much shorter and ended with Midge and Lenny in more of an ambiguous but hopeful "maybe someday" where as the current fic has them very much endgame. And I'm quite happy with that. I feel like I discover more about the story and the characters the longer I work on it. I'm eventually going to write a sequel because I'm having so much fun (another first for me!)
*Favorite line of narration/ Favorite bit of dialogue*
So this fic is currently sitting at over 62k words and counting (it comes with trying to emulate Amy Sherman Palladino levels of dialogue) Easily the longest thing I've written 😅😅😅 I'm not sure I could pick any specific favorites without reading through the whole thing again. And maybe not even then. There's a lot of moments I'm very fond of. Though most probably require more context than would make it easy to share. I'll include a snippet of the tracking shot arrival scene I mentioned since that doesn't require a ton of context from the show other than knowing the names mostly.
In this bit they're arriving at a party hosted by Midge's ex in-laws and Lenny is meeting her older brother Noah and his wife Astrid for the first time. Esther is Midge's two year old daughter. Noah is canonically a secret agent. Lenny is known for getting arrested for things he says in his stand up (a proponent of free speech in a red scare era).
They arrived at the Maisel residence as dusk began to settle in over the sleepy suburb.
"Hi everyone! Sorry we're late. Esther needed to make a pit stop," Midge called out as they let themselves through the front door.
"Us too! We just got in," Noah said from somewhere deeper in the house.
Midge set the kids loose and made her way towards the kitchen. "Mama, Shirley, what can I help with? Oh, Esther sweetie, I don't think Grandma wants you touching that."
"Hi Midge," Astrid greeted, coming in holding little Chaim.
"Hey Astrid! One second," Midge called over her shoulder, rushing to corral Esther away from the more breakable tchotkes. "Esther. Esther put that down!"
Lenny smiled, collecting the kids discarded shoes into a pile by the door.
"Oh hi! You must be Midge's friend." Astrid gave him a welcoming smile.
"Lenny," he supplied.
"Lenny. So nice to meet you. I'm Astrid. This is Chaim." She held her son out for him to hold, passing him off. "Would you mind?"
"Oh I–" Lenny took Chaim in hand on reflex as Astrid didn't wait for a yes or no.
"Thanks." 
She gave him another quick smile before dashing out the front door and wretching over the porch rail.
Lenny held Chaim at arms length, both too stunned by the transfer to know how to proceed. 
"Hello…" he attempted, looking the child in the eye.
"Astrid, honey?" Midge's brother's lanky limbs carried him into the foyer in search of his wife.
Midge returned with a rescued porcelain figurine in hand. "Hey Noah, how was traffic–oh my god."
She stepped out immediately to check on Astrid the moment she saw her, leaving Lenny with Noah and his offspring.
"Yours, I believe," Lenny said finally, handing Chaim to Noah.
"Yeah…" Noah replied, taking his son while glancing after his wife and sister in concern.
The two men stared each other down for a moment, neither one quite sure how to react to the other.
"I'm Lenny."
"I know."
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ana-sxangel777 · 1 year
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*My Ana Rules*
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Fear Foods and Safe Foods
(I made a post like this on one of my old accounts and so I’m doing it here too. A lot of these rules are pretty old but I still try and stick to them.)
PSA: this post is not meant to be taken as advice. I’m am not and will not ever be giving advice on “getting an eating disorder.” Eating disorders are dangerous and unhealthy. This account is for adults who are already struggling with an eating disorder/ disordered eating. If you’re under the age of 18 or don’t have an eating disorder pls leave while you still can.
Rating my Ana Rules from 2018
(These are from the absolute peak of my ed. I was 14 when I wrote these and my thoughts on my ed and food have changed a lot. Some of these I still do but a lot of them are kind of stupid tbh.
So I’m gonna be rating them on a scale of 1-10. 10 being top tier and 1 being I can’t believe I actually used to do that. The ones in red are things I still do.)
P.S.
This post is purely me making fun of myself if you have rules similar to these and I happen to make fun of them I’m sorry. I love you ❤️
1). Whenever eating breakfast keep it low cal.
2). Never spend money on food (unless it's low cal and you regain control)
(Ahem.. doordash) 6-10
3). During weekdays burn at least one meal a day (200-300 cals)
(I never exercise anymore.. though I probably should😭) 4/10
4)No coffee when restricting super low (300-500 cals) tea with coffee creamer is fine
(I worked morning shift at a dunkin for a year and a half.. coffee for breakfast was all I knew) 1/10
5). In order to break that binge cycle raise your cal limit to (900-1000 cals)
(This one’s actually smart) 8/10
6). Remember your thoughts manifest in your reality. So think of yourself as though you are already skinny. Every time you reach for that junk food remember that models don't eat junk they're bodies are too perfect to eat that processed crap.
(This one’s fine except for the fact that it’s giving “2014 heroin chic romanticizing my ed tumblr” Don’t love that but hey I’ll give myself props for manifesting and self concept ig? 7/10
7).Get enough sleep 8-10 hrs. Also go to bed earlier (11pm- 11:30pm at the LATEST)
(It’s 10:30pm as I write this.. old habits truly do die hard) 8/10
8). 50 sit-ups every night
(No comment..) 0/10
9). Don't go too long without eating in order too avoid hanger and binges
(Even when restricting you still should feed your body!!) 10/10
10) When shopping don't buy food unless it's low calorie. (This means no: JUNK FOOD,SODA/SWEETENED BEVERAGES, CANDY, SWEETS, CHIPS, ETC.)
(Again.. doordash) 5/10
11). If able to avoid eating before 11:30am
(Kinda impossible when you work but I get it)
12). No snacking (unless needed*feeling faint/dizzy*)
13). Always measure portions. Avoid portions bigger than 1 cup.
(This one’s kind of stupid but at the same time it helped me stop bingeing so🤷‍♀️) 7/10
14) If eating calorically dense foods only eat 1/2 of the regular serving size.
(Not the worst idea I’ve heard but now I would totally just skip eating those types of foods altogether) 6/10
15).Eat a little more if it'll help avoid binges. (100-150 cals
(Probably one of my most logical rules tbh) 9/10
16). When using sugar avoid using more 3.5 tablespoons. If able to use stevia.
(3.5 tbsp of sugar is insane to me..) 2/10
17).Drink water in between every bite. Always remember even though you feel fat you still have to eat something
(I try to chug water after every meal. Stay Hydrated.) 11/10
18). Always keep sugar free hard candies/gum on hand to ward off hunger pains
(This is also good if you tend to get dizzy from fasting even though some might consider it breaking a fast hard candies definitely help) 7/10
19). Don't drink your calories. If offered candy only eat 1 piece. Also if trying to avoid binge hide candy.
(So I agree with the don’t drink your calories part everything else is stupid. Just don’t eat the candy..?) 4/10
20). Drink warm lemon water to ward off hunger.
(Warm lemon water is one of my faves) 12/10
Fear foods~
Again these are from 2018, however I still have mostly the same fear foods and safe foods.
Bread (except for bagels)
Any condiment other than mustard
(Weird.. but yes?)
Grapes
(Love grapes now.. one of my favorite fruits)
Sugary drinks
Sugar in general unless its for coffee /tea
Sodium/ high sodium foods
(Yes and no.. depends on the day😂)
Fried foods
Foods with fat/oil/grease
Foods that have a little serving but high calories
not really specific I have many fear foods as I tend to avoid mostly everything
(I don’t avoid as much now but yeah..)
Safe Foods✨
I don’t have much to say about my safe foods. They’re safe foods what can I say.🤷‍♀️ Except for the fact that I had grapes as both a fear food and a safe food for some reason? Idk what weird fixation I had with grapes but okay ig?
1) Peanut butter
2) Banana
3) Grapes
4) Oranges
5) Cherries
6)Peaches
7) Pretzels
8) Popcorn
9) Lettuce
10)Cucumbers
11)Corn
12)Tomato
13)Rice
14) Chicken
15)Rice Cakes
16) Almond milk
If you made it to the end of this long ass post here’s a butterfly 🦋. Stay safe angels🌸
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legendoftheotherside · 11 months
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I never participate in these things but well, there's a first for everything lol
tagged by @sandwitchstories
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Post the names of the files of your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you ask with the title that most intrigued them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it. If you want, tag as many people as you have WIPS.
I'm going to do this because all my titles are boringly hilarious 😂😂 It will be only wips that aren't published yet (I have more wips that are published on ao3 which I need to continue but I'll concentrate on wips that haven't seen the light of a day yet). All these fics are something I started and one day might finish XD I'm dividing the list by fandoms because there are too many 🤷‍♀️
Fairy Tail:
and there was one bed - new gratsu fic; you can imagine what it is about 😂
Slayers mating - gratsu idea that is somewhat written in the form of an outline and some scenes are actually written; I have no idea when I'll finish it 😅
gray is secretly a vampire - crack fic where outsiders decide Gray is a vampire and rumors spread like wildfire, pure humor; I'm pretty sure I saw some post on tumblr and had an idea
gratsu natsu knocks on the door - I'm pretty sure the title is a pun to the opening scene of my only multichap gratsu fic, A Sham
Naruto:
kushina lives AU - exactly what it says, I'm working on it on and off every now and then; while Kushina lives, Tsunade is actually the main character, collecting kids just like old ladies collect cats 🤣
seals naruto au wanting to keep the fox in - tbh this is basically just an idea in form of an outline and a few written snippets scattered around; don't really know if I'll ever write it completely
naruto timetravel 1 - this was actually supposed to be team 7 boruto timetraveling to naruto canon before that timetravel filler arc in boruto ever happened. sadly, I never tried to finish it
naruto timetravel 2 - naruto and sauske's consciousness from the future appear as flashes of memories/dreams to naruto and sasuke of the original naruto canon timeline before they graduated academy
kamui raw bondage - a kakaobi kinktober fic I never got around finishing, it was supposed to be a companion fic to my I've patched up the scrapes in my heart
One Piece:
LawLu stranded on an island AU plot - so this is one rare outline instead of a fic lmao (I never do real outlines 😂)
ofmd crossover - had an idea for a crossover but never finished it.
BNHA:
DFO/canon - tbh I don't even remember what this is supposed to be beyond DFO, but what I can see from a fast scan, it's one of the rare outlines lol
baku deku unconventional A/B/O - it's unconventional because it's alpha/alpha pairing; an old idea that I never got to finishing
genderswap au - ah this is one of the oldest wips in the fanfic folder; it's not so much of a genderswap as much as genderswap characters come to the canon through a portal; very fun
DabiHawks mermaid au - a discord drabble I wrote for a prompt and saved to finish one day
Other fics:
FT x DA:II crossover funny - just like it says: crackfic crossover of fairy tail and dragon age 2; Fenris is sure Natsu is a rage demon 🤣🤣🤣
Josuke'a accidental time travel adventure - I had a craving for Josuke time-traveling to part 3 and there was none to read. gasp. but then one day a fic with a similar premise appeared on ao3 so I read that instead of finishing my own XD
FuruSawa fic - an ace no diamond oneshot that just needs a satisfying end (which I need to write so who knows when I'll finish 🤣)
Shiki x Weisz - eden's zero fic just as title says XD
I still have a few more docs but those are literally a few sentences and I didn't bother to list them here
I don't think I talk with enough ppl to tag as many as I have wips lmao so I'll do just a few. feel free to ignore the tag if you don't feel like doing this XD I had fun typing all this and this post is not counting my original wips 😂
@pencilofawesomeness
@phoenix-before-the-flame
@genavere
@thehylianidiot
@nonnie992
@elenyafinwe
@xfangheartx
@wilhelmina-murray-harker
@tobethefairybest
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heartofspells · 5 months
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If you could answer these in relation to The Harry Potter/Murauders Fandom please:
I don't remember the no, but it was frm end kf year asks
Longest completed fic you wrote this year
shortest completed fic you wrote this year
fics you wanted to write but didn’t
a fic you didn’t expect to write
shortest wip of the year
longest wip of the year
fic(s) you completed this year
fics you’ll continue next year
a fic you didn’t expect to write
A lot of questions (sorry!)
Oh, helloooooo! You don't have to be sorry! This is making me all fluttery on the inside. I am putting it beneath a cut, however, because PHWOAR! This will be long.
End of year asks!
7 - longest completed fic you wrote this year
Wasteland, capping out at just under 96k
8 - shortest completed fic you wrote this year
The Cold, just over 1100
23 - fics you wanted to write but didn't
There's the Wolfstar messy whirlwind romance made up of starstruck musicians Sirius and Remus (which will probably be my next project).
Age-gap Wolfstar with Healer Sirius and young, neglected Remus.
The third part of The Demons We're Made of series.
A dark!James fic that's been spinning around in my head most of the year.
YOU (ignore me while i cry because that one will probably never see the light of day)
Another Wolfstar with mechanic/shop owner Sirius and new-hire front office man Remus that's also a partial texting fic.
14 - a fic you didn't expect to write
I've already answered this once here, but if anyone here knows me, you also know that half of what I write is unexpected, so I'm going to give a different answer. Painted Ceilings belongs on this list as well. One of the last things I ever expected myself to write was a male pregnancy fic, but here we are. And I love it to pieces.
10 - shortest wip of the year
I could name a one-shot, but that feels a bit like cheating. If we're going with multi-chapter, it would be Wasteland. I knocked that one out pretty quickly because I'd been holding onto it for so long. Aaaaand I posted it lightning fast, too.
9 - longest wip of the year
Uuuuuuh. If we're going with still uncompleted, that would be Along the Broken Edge (i'm so sorry, guys! i just haven't had the brain power for all the cross-referencing i've got to do). If we're going with completed, that would be my mystery Big Bang which took months and months, but is finished and will be posted next year!
16 - fic(s) you completed this year
This list isn't as long as I feel like it should be, but here we go!
1- Day Breaks Softly (Wolfstar) 2- The Tying of Canines (Wolfstar) 3- The Kilting of Sirius Black (Wolfstar) 4- In Sickness and in Panic (Wolfstar) 5- Fickle Be Thy Heart (Wolfstar, hinted Jegulus) 6- Pulling of Tides (Wolfstar) 7- Found (Wolfstar/Sirius-centric) 8- Wasteland (Wolfstar) 9- Put You Through Me (Sirius & James) 10- A Lamp to Guide the Way (pre-Wolfstar) 11- Can't Match Your Light (Wolfstar) 12- The Cold (Wolfstar, technically) 13- Soliloquies in Orange (Jegulus) 14- there were stars in your eyes (Sirius & Regulus) 15- my universe, in flames (Prongsfoot) 16- Embers like Teeth (Wolfstar) 17- Painted Ceilings (Wolfstar) 18- Black Moon (Wolfstar, but really Moony/Sirius) 19- Idealizing Flowers (Wolfstar) 20- Multiplying Parents (Wolfstar, Harry POV) 21- Sins Trapped in Belfries (Prongsfoot) 22- when gods cry (Sirius & Walburga) 23- dormiveglia (Wolfstar) 24- The Tragic Dumpling Affair of 1986 (Wolfstar)
There's also my Wolfstar Big Bang which will be posted next year.
17 - fics you'll continue next year
1- CRuSH
2- Along the Broken Edge
3- Lies I Tell Myself
And then there are the series that will inevitably have new additions: Breeding Moonflowers, At the Healing Edge of Broken, The Demons We're Made of
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moontyuns · 1 year
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writer's tag game !!
Thank you for tagging me @stealanity  <3
recommend 5 or more of your own works that you would rec to someone asking what they should read first & explain a little bit about the work. these can be the most popular, the ones you think are underrated, or your own favorites! then tag five other writers!
Tagging: @tyunlatte @jjunis @snowwonnie @boba-beom (i don't have a lot of writer moots ><; )
bump in the love | choi soobin
Literally one of my favorites!! I’m so proud of it lmao because i wrote it quite fast so i can post it in time for soobs birthday and it came out so good!! (welp at least i think so). The plot is so sweet and so interesting, please give it a chance :>
hoodie stealer | choi yeonjun
The idea came to my head randomly, i wanted something light and cute to write and that’s how i ended up with this story. I reaallyy love it, i wanna steal someone’s hoodies too :( so if you have the same wish just read it and imagine you’re stealing them from yeonjun!
dancing in the kitchen | choi beomgyu
I got inspired by the lany’s song named the same as this drabble!! It’s a really cute one and has these beomgyu vibes because i’m sure that this is something he will definitely do! I just really love and cherish this work <;/3
my comfort is you | choi beomgyu
It’s my second work i guess?? and again i got inspired by the talk x today where beomgyu was at camping alone. I don’t know but he radiates those specific vibes that are full of comfort and everything so i really wanted to write something about it. The writing itself might be not very good, but i still love it a lot and recommend it to read!
winter magic series | txt ot5
This is the series i’m SO PROUD of !! i wrote those pieces within a very short time even though i was kinda in my writer block..it came out so fine! And i even made pretty banners for every part!! but most of the works flopped because tumblr shadowbanned me so i was kinda sad that not many people saw it, so now i wanna recommend it because it’s worth your time i promise <3
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spaceorphan18 · 1 year
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I love this fanfic, please write more Liz, Burt, little Kurt. Is this your first fic about them? I'm sorry, I don't remember. Do you have headcanon about how Liz and Burt met? Do you think Kurt was planned?
That is so sweet that you enjoyed it -- I'm so sorry that they were only a small part of the story. It was a lot of fun to create a narrative.
Yes, I believe this is the first time I delved into Burt's history with Kurt's mom.
From headcanon I created for this piece -- Liz came from the east coast, but when her parents got a divorce, she moved with her mom to Ohio. Why? Idk, you guys figure it out. She went to college at a community school for early education and/or child care.
Meanwhile - Burt didn't go to college, but went to a trade school, and helped run the family tire shop. (It's been a long time headcanon that Hummel Tires and Lube has been around in the family for a while.)
Liz met Burt when she took her car into the shop while she was in college -- and that's how they met. She thought he was cute, and kept bringing the car back for more and more arbitrary things until he caught on that she liked him.
They were both in their early twenties when they started dating, and got married still relatively young, but after Liz graduated college. I think Liz worked at a child care center for a little while but when she became pregnant with Kurt - stopped working.
I think they knew they both wanted a family -- Burt has a huge family, and while Liz didn't, she wanted to have one. I don't think it was easy for her to get pregnant, and it took a little while for her to have Kurt. She's around 25/26 in that first chapter I wrote for the advent.
They were a pretty happy family with Kurt. Burt and Liz tried to have more, but it didn't seem like it was in the cards.
The show plays loose and fast with how old Kurt was when she died - they said 6 and also said 8, so I've always gone with around 7. (to add a sad layer to the Advent - I picked 1999 for the advent year, because it was just before Liz died. The world didn't end in 2000, but Burt's did.)
Fwiw - I believe she died in an accident, such as a car crash. I think it was a sudden and unexpected thing. But it's really open to interpretation.
It was kind of fun to dig into this back story for the advent. Idk if anyone wants a mini-fic exploring the early years of Burt and Liz, but maybe I'll write it some day. :)
<3
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bluemoon-critter · 10 months
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Hey there, Delilah
Hello! I decided to make a MTaS sideblog because it has been consuming my life lately, even though I have a million other things to do and cozy games to play. When I first started playing, I thought I might romance Grace or Owen, but then Unsuur hit me like a rock (ha, get it) on the side of the head and Delilah was doomed. Who wrote his lines? I want to buy you coffee forever and also give you an award. I can't remember the last time I enjoyed a character this much in a game. Anyway, this is a very basic idea of Lilah and some of her info. I'll make her a pretty profile when I have time, I promise <3
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Name: Delilah, but friends often call her Lilah Age: 25 Bday: Autumn 17 Height: 170cm - Always in motion, in one way or another. Her family background is surprisingly similar to Mi-An's and she wonders if this is a builder-family thing.
Romance Interest: Unsuur
Best Friends in town: Owen and Grace, shortly followed by Qi, Fang, Arvio and Mi-An, and surprisingly, Ernest.
Rocky and Krystal basically adopt her as an older daughter to pebbles shortly after she arrives. She dotes over Pebbles and is always spending half her time at the salvage co anyway. She doesn't necessarily have a short fuse, but Krystal recognized a "you don't want to see me angry" energy she was familiar with beneath all that sugar.
She uses a special dye for her hair that she developed with Nia when they were in school together using a combination of ground Lapis Lazuli and lavender flowers. She likes gemstones in general and got to know a lot about them since she and Nia took an elective in mineralogy that ended up in this project.
She will talk very fast when she is getting excited, and can often trip over some of her words.
Fiercely overprotective, and not afraid to get into trouble.
Actually more likely than not to get into trouble, because authority and orders just do not work well for her.
Sleep, who?
Loves animals and will always take time to have a short chat/pet with all the ones in town. Her horse, Cinder, is her treasure here in Sandrock.
Is not afraid to put Yan in his place from the moment she gets to town- if he tries to bully Mi-An especially. She generally picks up any litter she comes across, but if its in front of the commerce guild she will give him a piece of her mind. Or maybe, gather all of it until she has two bucketfuls she can dump on his desk next time she's in.
She's at the saloon almost every night, unless she is still out collecting materials until late. She's not always talking to people, but the background noise of voices calms her down.
Her Pa is part of the Corps in Highwind and made sure she had training in combat from when she was little. It also helped redirect her endless energy into something less destructive than tearing down the house to put it back together again.
When she arrived in Sandrock she could cook a grand total of 3 dishes and she would have been fine living like this if Owen hadn't insisted she join in with Grace's lessons, for the love of Peach. (she learns faster than Grace, thankfully)
She likes to visit Zeke and help him in the moisture farm alongside Mi-An.
She thought Pen might be a fun person to befriend when she first got here, but she got tired of him SO quickly once she realized the narcissism wasn't an act or joke, and saw how often he bullied others in town.
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I dunno, pls feel free to ask anything :) I might throw some drabbles with her here and more doodles as they come.
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