#i should play drunk mariokart

[fxntxsix]

I NOW HAVE MORE THAN 100 CHILDREN???????

OMGOMGOMGOMG so last night at some point I hit a 100 followers and jesus lord christ god that makes me so happy because like real talk - I started writing on here when I was going through a lot and the fact that there are so many of you out there who care about what I write or post god it gets me all sorts of emo.

Anywayyyyyyy

In celebration of this, let’s do something fun (ngl I fully stole this from @emmymaehereeeeee but also I added a few to rep my Indian side a teeny bit)

Drabble prompts

Characters:

- Austin Butler

- Elvis Presley

- Austin!Elvis

- Sebastian Kydd

- Wil Ohmsford

- Tex Watson

Only one number per ask please:

1. “You can’t solve your problems by hiding in bed all day.” "try me"

2. “Can I hold your hand?”

3. "Why am I friends with you again?"

4. "Stop staring at him/her and just ask him/her out already"

5. “Oh my God! You’re in love with him/her!”

6. “I promise I will never let anything bad happen to you.”

7. “All I want is for you to look at me the way you look at them.”

8. "You’re not scared of the dark are you?”

9. "Are you really scared of a little thunder?"

10. "What the hell are you doing in my bed?" "I thought I heard a noise"

11. “That’s my ex. Makeout with me and make him/her jealous.”

12. “Spin the bottle is such a cliché. Let’s do it.”

13. “Can we just lie here for a moment”

14. "Honeymoon suite? Really? Are you trying to subtly hint me something?" "I'm not hitting on you It was the only room they had available" "you sure about that?"

15. “I don’t want to be your partner either, but we have to get this assignment done.”

16. “I’ve never hated you, you just make me feel things I don’t understand.”

17. “I really want to kiss you right now. I know I shouldn’t, and somehow that makes me want it more”

18. “I’ll give you fifty bucks if I can take you to Christmas dinner and tell my family we’re together. They always ask if I’m dating anyone and I can’t have that conversation again”

19. “You know my house has a door? You don’t always have to use the window”

20. “Why don’t you tell me why you really came here tonight?”

21. “can i copy your homework?" "We had homework?"

22. “i wasn't that drunk last night" "you yelled parkour as you tried jumping over a bus bench and then got into an argument with a tree that you thought boo'd you"

23. “We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”

24. “I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when they’re drunk.”

25. “Sometimes you have to think of yourself as a priority.”

26. "You got something on your face, let me clean it off"

27. "Marry me"

28. "I'm pregnant"

29. "Kiss me"

30. "Let me walk you home"

31. "This is the third time I've cleaned you up in a month I'm starting to think you're getting into fights on purpose"

32. "Tell me something i don't know about you"

33. "Great now we're lost, I told you you should have asked for directions"

34. "Looks like we're gonna be stuck here for a awhile"

35. “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”

36. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!” "you snooze you lose"

37. "In my defense i was left unsupervised"

38. "You look beautiful" "damn right i do"

39. "I can't stop thinking about you”

40. "A pout's not gonna get you out of this"

41. "You fell asleep during the movie"

42. "Aside peasant! I came to see your cats/dogs, not you."

43. "Did you steal the women’s magazines from the dentist office again?" "What? They're not free?"

44. “I’m sorry, but I’m done waiting.”

45. “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”

46. "Do I need to buy a child seat for you?" "I'm not that short!"

47. "You look good in my shirt"

48. “Who brought pot brownies to the bake sale?!”

49. "If anything on the menu has surprise in their names, do not order it."

50. "You know you don't live here right?"

51. "You want the truth? The truth is that I'm in love with you"

52. "You cheated!" "How did i cheat we're playing mariokart"

53. "Do you want pancakes or waffles?" "If you're the one making them then neither"

54. "Why didn't you tell me it was your birthday?"

55. "You really think you're not competitive? Last week you 'accidently' threw the monopoly board on the floor because you were losing"

56. "What's wrong why are you yelling?" "The last puzzle piece is missing!"

57. "it's freezing out here take my jacket"

58. "I sent you to the store to get milk not a dog"

59. "Everytime i look at you my heart skips a beat"

60. "When was the last time you slept?" "That depends, what day is it?"

61. “Wanna watch a Bollywood movie tonight?”

62. “Teach me a Hindi curse word” “Chutiya”

63. “I didn’t know you could dance that beautifully.”

64. “Mujhe tumse ishq hai.” “What does that mean?” “I can’t tell you”

65. “Is that henna?” “In India, we call it mehendi”

66. “Holi is a festival of colours. Would you like to join us?”

- Fantasia <3

#austin #butler #austin butler #austin fans #austin butler fans #fanfic #fanfiction #austin butler fanfiction #austin butler smut #smut #smutty smut nut #austin smut #elvis presley smut #elvis presley #elvis movie #austin!elvis #elvis 2022 #elvis #presley #elvis presley fanfiction #tex watson #ouatih #once upon a time in hollywood #wil ohmsford #the shannara chronicles #sebastian kydd #sebastian kydd fanfiction #the carrie diaries #100 followers #wil ohmsford fanfiction

[thescrapbookingscientist]

Bimonthly Media Roundup

Late Again. 2024 has been a little rough.

-Frieren (Anime) - A nice relaxing watch so far, I enjoy slow paced explorations of fantasy worlds so this is fun. The mentor/mentee relationship between Fern and Frieren is cute and I quite like the music as well.

-Sonic DX (Video Game) - This is mainly just here because I re watched the youtube analysis on Chao raising in the Sonic DX games and how hilariously complex it is. There was also a playthrough of the murder of Sonic which was a cute, well drawn and written game. I do wish they'd bring back the Chao garden system, as maybe that would be enough to convince me to buy a sonic game again.

-Mariokart Double Dash (Video Game) - Friend hosted a tournament on her birthday, it was fun to revisit, though I can't say I was great at it having forgotten the controls. Rainbow Road especially was hilarious to play as a warm up as me and my competitor would just fall off every 5 seconds. It was fun once I got the hang of it again though, definitely a good party game.

- Hatoful Boyfriend (Video Game) - Watched more playthroughs featuring almost every route, I was vaguely familiar with this game and how secretly messed up it was but I didn't know the details of each route, which are all amusingly insane. I don't know who had the idea to make a human/pigeon dating sim with apocalypse horror, espionage, ghosts, and fallen angels but hats off to them for pure creativity.

- Mage and Demon Queen (Webcomic) - Saving my thoughts until I complete it but this webcomic is very very cute and there should be more lesbian dragons in everything actually.

- Delicious in Dungeon (Anime) - Also saving my thoughts but have been really liking the worldbuilding and comedy here - Excited to see more of Falin and her personality beyond being Dragon food.

- The S Classes That I Raised (Webcomic) - Had a 10 hour recap video of this playing in the background while I worked that re-ignited my love for it. I'm still regularly checking for updates of course but I might just reread the whole thing as well - the familial love and comedy here really get to me.

- One Piece (Anime) - Still my biggest obsession, we are moving at a breakneck pace. Finishes Dressrosa and Zou and on to Whole Cake. Quick thoughts: Law and DoFlaming both have great designs, backstories, and dynamics with the other characters, I really like them and see why they are fan favorites. Sabo is back and I love him dearly, I really hope he pops up more often. Nami's Zou dress is lovely and it's hilarious how girl manages to pull a woman on every island they visit, Girls game is off the charts. Might make a powerpoint about how good the worldbuilding is in One Piece.

- Genshin Impact (Video Game) - Really like the Sumeru characters and their designs for the most part, though I do wish they were all less white. Anyway Yao Yao is adorable and I've been having fun with her on my Aggravate team.

Listening To: Her Diamonds by Rob Thomas, Hey I Don't Work Here by Tom Cardy, Crazy by Walk Off The Earth, How Did You Love by Shinedown, Dial Drunk by Noah Kahan, Feast or Famine from Starkid Productions, Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol, Turn the Lights Off by Tally Hall, No One Else Is Singing My Song from Crazy Ex Girlfriend, The Moon Will Sing by The Crane Wives, Runaway by AURORA

#weekly roundup #my post

[spencer-reids-adventures]

Spencer at 20-21ish, getting his MIT degree, and finding friends with the other coeds (finally among peers his own age!) who are all super bummed to learn that Spencer has never had a "real college experience" because he started so young.

So they band together to get him high and or drunk and or stuffed full of cheap pizza while playing Mario on Joey's old Nintendo.

"You've never had a real college experience?" Jason asks incredulously.

"I mean, that depends on what you mean by 'real college experience'," Spencer says.

"Oh, you know," Jason says. "Hanging out with a bunch of guys, eating pizza and drinking beer and playing video games..."

Spencer wrinkles his nose. "No, I've never done that before."

"Oh, man, you have to," Brendan pipes up. "C'mon, man, you've been missing out."

"It's not my fault!" Spencer exclaims. "I was just a kid when I started college. I only turned 21 last week!"

"Perfect timing," Brett jumps in. "Come over to our place tonight and we'll make sure you have the essential college experience."

Spencer shows up to the guys' house that night just as the pizza is arriving.

"Why are there so many pizzas?" he asks Jeremy with wide eyes.

"We need to have enough pizza to soak up the beer," he replies, as if it should be obvious.

Before Spencer can reply, Brett shoves a bottle of said beer into his hand.

"Start drinking!" he says happily. "I promise this will only get more fun the more you drink."

Spencer takes a skeptical sip, trying to keep from wrinkling his nose at the taste, and then follows Brendan into the living room where he's getting MarioKart set up on the Nintendo 64.

"I've got four controllers and there are six of us," he says, "so we're gonna do this tournament-style. Where's the pizza?"

Several hours later Spencer is laughing with his friends as they clumsily try to maneuver their video game cars.

"I win!" Nick cries, and Spencer leans over and swats him with his hand.

"Only 'case you cheated!" he exclaims. "No one gets that many blue shells!"

They play late into the night, until all of them pass out on the couches and wake up in the morning queasy and sticky and exhausted.

"Wait," Spencer says, frowning sleepily. "You guys, this part's not as much fun."

#spencer reid #maya writes more than 5 sentences

[ackermansupremacy]

Aot headcanons i wrote when i was ✨drunk✨

Before y’all point out that i’m not 21, where i live its legal for someone underage to drink in private with a parent present. And since my sister turned 21 I was allowed to drink with ✨meine mutti present✨

Connie’s favorite drink is mountain dew

Jean can’t parallell part and paid his driving instructor off with a 50$ panera gift card and 62 cents

Erwin cries when he watchs titanic

Levi drinks like 10 espresso shots a day and its still not enough

Erwin can play the harp or should i say...could

Connie likes to get wasted and yell WHERE THE BITCHES AT

Until sasha gets him to stop

Erwins favorite video game is just dance and he has it hidden away somewhere itll never be found

Levi is really good at martial arts but doesnt really show it off

Sasha can cook really well but cant bake at all

She burns everything and somehow always uses too much baking soda

Levi doesn’t sleep a lot but he has super fucking weird dreams

Connie has a strange obsession with michael jackson

While armin on the other hand, is TERRIFIED of michael jackson

Armin can whoop ANYONE in Mariokart and it pisses Jean off

Erwin claps when the plane lands

Connie does fortnite dances 😔

Hanji’s car is literally falling apart

She would play music over the terrifying sounds that her car makes but the speaker is also broken

Reiner can’t spell

Jean is totally into Eren’s mom and flirts w her on the DL

Pieck once jokingly called Zeke a dilf

He heard her

Eren is one of those people that stands abnormally close to you while talking...and will step forward when you step back

Historia was a vsco girl when it was trendy

Bertholdt doesn’t cover his mouth when he sneezes

Zeke is always slightly sunburned no matter what season it is

Reiner is just...always in pain

Pieck cant do makeup

Porco smells like axe body spray ew

***

I literally dk what any of these mean 😭 rereading this was like witnessing it for the first time

#aot #snk #snk headcanons #aot headcanons #attack on titan headcanons #shingeki no kyoujin #attack on titan #reiner braun #eren yeager #mikasa ackerman #armin arlert #gabi braun #levi ackerman

[brutal-nemesis]

Crackwhump III: Audience Participation Edition

Thanks to everyone who sent in questions :D

As usual, I would like to formally apologize for the SHEER level of stupidity

Previous

Now for the Reddit AMA:

From anon: “Corvus are you sure you don't want to at least bite thee iron serpent? Even just to see what it tastes like? It would also be gnarly if you found out your strength surpassed that of the great serpent and you broke free of your shackles, ready to reign terror on those who slighted you.”

I mean I can try. Okay, I tried it and it didn’t work and also my teeth hurt now. That did not taste good. I don’t recommend.

From @legallylibra: “Corvus I would like to hear more about the EGG boys”

Oh, hella lit. There are a lot of us in the frat, so I’m just gonna tell you about the ones I’m camping with right now.

Cam: This guy is WILD. Anytime you want someone to break into an abandoned gas station or boil Tang with, Cam is your man. He helps me pull pranks on our bros all the time, like that one time we accidentally donated Sam’s skateboard to charity.

Riley and Jonesy: These two are basically the same person. I thought they were like, connected by destiny, since they said they’d had the same tattoo since birth, but I later found out they actually got the tattoos after they were born. They’re big hockey guys and they’re always finishing each other’s sentences. You can’t play Cards Against Humanity with both of them though cuz they’ll just keep giving each other the win.

Jarrod: He’s the biggest gamer of all of us. Anytime we play FIFA or Mariokart he dominates, man. He’s horrible at Jackbox games though. The guy is NOT funny, even when he’s drunk. He always laughs at his own jokes and we all just kinda sit there.

From @dramaticcollapse: “Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 10 duck-sized horses?”

Duck sized horses all the way, man. I’ll just borrow my boy Riley’s hockey stick and go to town on the little glue boys. Easy win since they automatically die if you break their legs.

From anon: “are you gay”

I’m totally straight dude. Nothing against the BLT community though! I see people eating peanuts on campus all the time and, like, love is love, ya know?

From @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi: “QUESTION CORVUS: What's your go to slurpee flavor??”

Blue razz all the way. It’s my favorite fruit, even though they never seem to have it at the store.

“Are you afraid of the great beyond??“

Nah man. All that’s out there in space is a chocolate donut that keeps multiplying itself and will eventually suffocate everything, which’ll be kind of a baller way to go.

“How many lizards have you caught?” 

With my hands? 27. With my feet? 2. With my mouth? That’s a secret ;)

“Fried gator or frog legs? (i'm on the fried gator side)”

Gator gang rise up! It’s like if there was a chicken version of LaCroix that was ocean flavored.

 “How many numbers are there?” 

2 billion, since that’s how high the calculator on my phone goes. At least I think so. Flynn took my phone, so I was without the internet for like, eight hours, until I hacked into his laptop to do this lol.

“Opinion on shoes?” 

Not gonna lie, I think they should be optional for like, 90% of places. They’re just not a vibe, man.

“How many states are there?” 

42 because that’s the number of presidents we’ve had, duh.

“What kind of car do you drive?” 

A gray Jeep named Vivian. She’a a trouper, let me tell you. Drives on those swampy back roads like they’re nothing.

“When was the last time you drank just plain water?”

I can’t count that high on my fingers. 

“How's the weather there?” 

Cold as balls. I don’t know how the hell that stupid surfer dude is sitting out there in just swim trunks. He doesn’t even look cold! And he keeps sticking his hands in the snow. Honestly, I’m only grateful to be in here cuz it’s heated. Camping is way colder than I thought it would be. 

“Are you happy with your place in the universe?” 

Technically no, but I will say this couch is hella comfy. If I could be on this couch with my boys playing some COD and also not chained to the wall, that would be ideal. So I guess I’m happy with my place in the universe, like physically, because couch, but not the whole “kidnapped” part of it.

“Why are you the way that you are?”

Damn bro, you my mom? She used to ask me that all the time lmao. For real though, I think it’s because they started putting fluoride in the water.

“I love you.”

Uh...do I like, know you, bro? I mean thanks for asking me all the questions and everything but like, chill (unless you’re that girl in the apartment above me. In that case, hey).

From @galaxywhump: “Corvus, how long do you think it will take your bros to find you?”

Lowkey I’m kinda the brains of the group so I’m a little worried they’ll just assume I was eaten by a mountain goat or something. Also our flight back to Florida leaves in four days and I don’t know if they’ll be able to do it before then. It’s alright though, I can get away from this surfer dude myself. I just need to do something really un-vegan to scare him. Assuming he’s vegan. If not I’m screwed.

#flynn is not vegan lol #crackwhump #corvus #the surfer whumper #flynn isn't even in this but that's like the series name I think #thanks y'all let's do this again sometime #i think i'm funny af part three #i wrote something

[thebisexualdogdad]

Drabble prompts

Some our mine some are taken from other lists on here. Feel free to use on your own blog.

Only one number per ask please.

1. “You can’t solve your problems by hiding in bed all day.” "try me" 

2. “Can I hold your hand?”

3. "Why am i friends with you again?" 

4. “I can’t sleep when you’re not beside me.”

5. "Stop staring at him/her and just ask him/her out already" 

6. “Oh my God! You’re in love with him/her!”

7. “I promise I will never let anything bad happen to you.”

8. “All I want is for you to look at me the way you look at them.”

9. "You brought me lunch?" 

10. "You’re not scared of the dark are you?”

11. "Are you really scared of a little thunder?" 

12. "What the hell are you doing in my bed?" "I thought i heard a noise"

13. "Maybe this is meant to be the next chapter of my story" 

14. “That’s my ex. Makeout with me and make him/her jealous.”

15. “Spin the bottle is such a cliché. I’m in”

16. “Can we just lie here for a moment”

17. “I know it’s 2am but can we meet up”

18. “They told me I’d forget about you; that I’d move on but it’s been three years and here I am”

19. "Honeymoon suite? Really? Are you trying to subtly hint me something?" "I'm not hitting on you It was the only room they had available" "you sure about that?" 

20. “I don’t want to be your partner either, but we have to get this assignment done.”

21. “I’ve never hated you, you just make me feel things I don’t understand.”

22. “I really want to kiss you right now. I know I shouldn’t, and somehow that makes me want it more”

23. “I’ll give you fifty bucks if I can take you to Christmas dinner and tell my family we’re together. They always ask if I’m dating anyone and I can’t have that conversation again”

24. “You know my house has a door? You don’t always have to use the window”

25. “I could lie here with you forever. I wish I didn’t have to leave”

 26. “Why don’t you tell me why you really came here tonight?”

27. “can i copy your homework?" "We had homework?" 

28. “i wasn't that drunk last night" "you yelled parkour as you tried jumping over a bus bench and then got into an argument with a tree that you thought boo'd you" 

29. “We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”

30. “You’ve been acting weird ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”

31. “I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”

32. “Sometimes you have to think of yourself as a priority.”

33. "You got something on your face, let me clean it off" 

34. "Marry me" 

35. "I'm pregnant" 

36. "Kiss me" 

37. "Let me walk you home" 

38. "This is the third time I've cleaned you up in a month I'm starting to think you're getting into fights on purpose" 

39. "Tell me something i don't know about you" 

40. "Great now we're lost, I told you you should have asked for directions" 

41. "Please don't leave"

42. "Looks like we're gonna be stuck here for a awhile"

43. “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”

44. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!” "you snooze you lose" 

45. “I don’t like people, but you’re an exception.” 

46. "In my defense i was left unsupervised" 

47. "You look beautiful" "damn right i do" 

48. "I can't stop thinking about you

49. "A pout's not gonna get you out of this" 

50. "You fell asleep during the movie"

51. "Aside peasant! I came to see your cats/dogs, not you."

52. "Did you steal the women’s magazines from the dentist office again?" "What? they're not free?" 

53. "Which one of us is gonna climb through the window to get us inside?"

54. “I’m sorry, but I’m done waiting.”

55. “I had been in love with you for my entire life and you decided to love me back when I finally gave up.”

56. “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”

57. "Do I need to buy a child seat for you?""I'm not that short!" 

58. "No, no, you don’t understand, it’s super important that this drama continues. It’s the best damn entertainment we've got around here."

59. "You look good in my shirt" 

60. “Who brought pot brownies to the bake sale?!”

61. "If anything on the menu has surprise in their names, do not order it."

62. "You know you don't live here right?" 

63. "You want the truth? The truth is that I'm in love you" 

64. "You cheated!" "How did i cheat we're playing mariokart" 

65. "Do you want pancakes or waffles?" "If you're the one making them then neither" 

66. "Why didn't you tell me it was your birthday?" 

67. "You really think you're not competitive? Last week you 'accidently' threw the monopoly board on the floor because you were losing" 

68. "What's wrong why are you yelling?" "The last puzzle piece is missing!" 

69. "Can you please not make a sexual comment about my ass my *insert family member* is right there" 

70. "You deserve better" "better like who?" "Me" 

71. "it's freezing out here take my jacket" 

72. "I sent you to the store to get milk not a dog" 

73. "Everytime i look at you my heart skips a beat" 

74. "When was the last time you slept?" "That depends, what day is it?" 

75. "I can't imagine a world without you" 

#prompts

[verse50]

Any tips for making your first time more comfortable? Do you think it’s better to just go for a hookup/ one night stand or build a relationship with somebody first? I really value all the advice you’ve given on here and it’d be great to hear your point of view

Thanks for sending in your question. I’m going to overanswer this ask because I think it addresses issues for virgins and non-virgins alike.

First, I am completely uninvolved with today’s hookup culture. I do see that basic sexting occurs first, with lots of “lols”, “idk”, “yur hot”, and nudes are exchanged. Then, if the right lines are used and enough coaxing happens (with or without recreational substances) sex might happen. There are plenty of people out there having LOTS of sex. I read an article a few years ago (wish I could find it now) about the average college-age female having multiple sexual partners but still dissatisfied with her sex life. Why? Because the sex was low quality. There was quantity, o yes! But very little quality. And the surveyed girls were frustrated and confused, wondering why their sexually liberated efforts were so unexciting, at the end of the day.

I’m not saying that it’s wrong to have a one-night stand. Not every person you engage with will be a lifetime partner and that’s ok. I think it’s important to change your perspective from “how long will this person be in my life” to one of “what is this person’s character? do I feel safe with him?” And to answer those questions, yes, you would need know this person more deeply than you would an average hookup.

The best sex in the world, bar none, is with a person you deeply love. See my Raspberry Test article here for more on lovemaking. It is your decision if you want to wait for someone who is in a long-term, loving relationship with you before you give him your virginity. Outside of that option, I think you need to consider the following points on your way to your first time.

Choice: Always, virgin or non, make a thoughtful, informed choice about who you want to sleep with. This means no decisions made while drunk or high, caving into peer pressure, being pressured by him, being in an awkward situation where you feel like��“you have to” have sex with him now, or (as sometimes happens with virgins on Tumblr) rushing to have sex because ten guys have turned you down and this needs to happen soon or no one will sleep with you. YOU need to be the person that takes care of YOUR body. You have the sex when YOU want, in an environment and time that is comfortable for you. The greater care you give yourself, the greater quality you will expect from your partner.

Discussion: Let him know you are a virgin. This will weed out the douchebags. Don’t sleep with someone who sees your virginity as a notch on his belt. Don’t sleep with someone who doesn’t care about it, either. Share your views on sex with each other. I worded that specifically. Notice I didn’t say “talk about all the things you want to try.” Keep kinky fantasies away from your first time. For that experience, you want to hear words like “lots of time, orgasms, pussy eating, an afternoon/weekend at a nice hotel, snuggles, exploring, relax, enjoy.” Before you jump in bed with him, make sure you have had at least one or two non-penetrative sexual encounters. You want to see if you feel safe with him. Do you like the way he kisses? Does he know where your clit is? Is he interested in your body? Are his hands gentle? Does he excite you? Does he put your pleasure over his? Is he sexually positive and encouraging i.e. doesn’t shame you for your sexual drive? Does he dirty talk in a way that arouses you?

Expectations: Do not look to porn for ideas on your first time. Do not expect mind blowing gymnastic sex. This is a time to go slow, spend an incredible amount of time on foreplay (Raspberry Test), kiss, touch, and build you up to the point where you are soaking wet and wanting more. You should have at least one, preferably two or more orgasms before his cock goes into your pussy. Some ladies are shy about their orgasms or have never done so with a partner. Maybe you don’t want to wait for those. My point is…don’t have his cock inside you within ten minutes of taking your panties off. You have all the time in the world to work up to penetration. Have lube with you as a backup. Never hurts.

Fucking: It will probably hurt the first time. Once again, slow down. Kiss, touch, move gently. Don’t worry about pleasing him or his orgasm at this point. If you have gotten this far he should be taking care of you, wanting to give you the best experience possible. You might not cum with fucking. Sometimes it takes awhile to learn a penetration orgasm but don’t be ashamed to explore fingers, his mouth, or a toy you are familiar with to cum. Plan enough time that you can fuck more than once.

Fears: What if I don’t like it? What if I’m not exciting enough? What if he thinks I’m boring (read: he gets soft). What if it hurts and I can’t do it again? What if I can’t make him cum? What if I want to stop? This is why you choose your guy carefully and have a discussion before you hop into bed. Keep in mind…no matter what the arrangement, no matter if you have booked a weekend hotel room, you have the right to stop any activity at any moment if you are uncomfortable. You can ask questions. You can wait. You have complete agency over your body. He needs to understand and respect that, unequivocally. I do recommend making friends with his cock before it goes inside you. Perhaps you don’t have much experience with those. Play with him, kiss him, use your mouth and hand. This is not for him so much, not for his orgasm at that point. It’s for your comfort and ease with his body. Go slow. Enjoy each other.

Feelings: Sex is a hormonal event. In between the awkwardness and shyness, you will feel excitement, arousal, curiosity, eagerness, passion, tenderness, and closeness, especially after you cum. Our bodies are designed to bond after sex. Don’t be afraid of those feelings. Know that they will happen, they are special, and plan to honor them with aftercare of your choice. You might want to cuddle and shower together. You might watch TV or play MarioKart. You might go out for lunch, come back and fuck again, or say goodbye after coffee in bed. My point is…don’t be with someone who is out the door within five minutes of his orgasm.

No matter what anyone has ever told you before, what negative experiences you may have had before, you are special. Your first time is special. Treat yourself that way and arrange your environment so the best possible sex can happen. If you would rather he make arrangements, make sure you are involved in the choices. You are putting lots of trust in him. You will have memories of this encounter for years to come. Decades from now you might look back and say (like me) “Wow, my virginity sex wasn’t all that good.” But (like me) you could say, “It was with someone I cared about, who cared about me, and I have a wonderful memory of it instead of a painful one.”

#askv

[marshmellowtea]

lmao why am i crying now 

#switching to whiskey was a Choice #i should play drunk mariokart #anyway #marshy speaks

[brookutoh]

Scenario where kuroo likes the reader but thinks shes out of his league and everyone is telling him that he should go for it but he doesnt and at a Christmas party, they're slightly drunk and end up making out?

This is fantastic because I’ve been craving Kuroo lately, AND I managed to fail at finishing this for long enough that it’s now Kuroo’s birthday, so what better way to celebrate than with 3k words of drunken party shenanigans?

Thanks for the prompt, and enjoy!!

“Kuro, you’re smiling at your phone again.”

The sudden voice of his best friend - despite its usual quietness - caused Kuroo to jump about a foot in the air. Embarrassment at being exposed so openly quickly turned to annoyance at Kenma’s words.

He huffed. “What, am I not allowed to smile at my phone now?”

Kenma granted him a look over the top of his PSP, one that Kuroo could swear he’d seen in a nightmare before. It was the phrase ‘don’t fuck with me’ in its rawest form.

“It’s what you’re smiling at that’s the problem,” Kenma muttered.

Kuroo frowned down at his phone. He was once again texting you, and you were once again causing him to grin like an idiot at your messages. He couldn’t help it; you were just so cute! Kuroo would be the first to admit that he loved talking to you, whether that be via text or face-to-face, he just loved hearing your thoughts and opinions, and when you told him a story - even if it was as simple as how your day went - he would listen with rapt attention as you spoke.

This was where the problem lay: sure, you were a fantastic friend, and Kuroo was thankful every single day that you’d been introduced all those months ago. It just sucked that he wished that you could be more than friends.

Apparently, this thought was written all over his face because he heard Kenma sigh from his spot on Kuroo’s bed. “Just ask her out.”

“Sure, if it were that simple I wo-”

“It is that simple.”

But it wasn’t. At least, not to Kuroo. It was a difficult situation, both because he knew he would be rejected straightaway and because the amazing friendship the two of you shared would be ruined as soon as you found out about his feelings. More than anything, he was terrified of your imminent disgust that someone like him felt that way about you. And that was something he just wouldn’t be able to handle.

Another sigh from Kenma. “She’s not going to reject you.”

Kuroo fixed him with a look. “Not even you’re that observant.”

Saying nothing more, Kenma simply rolled his eyes and went back to his game, ending the conversation then and there. Kuroo finished typing out a text to you, and then your next message caused him to pause.

[13:03] Her : oh yeah!!! are you going to the haiba xmas party??

Kuroo blinked at the screen twice, before looking up to his preoccupied best friend. “Lev’s having a Christmas party?”

“Yeah, this day next week. Thought I told you.”

“You didn’t.”

“Oh.”

Not paying any attention to Kenma’s disinterested tone, Kuroo asked, “Are you going?”

Stupid question, as shown by the sudden grimace on Kenma’s face. Still, he didn’t answer immediately, and Kuroo felt a snippet of pride when the blond answered, “Maybe.”

Probably Lev had pestered him enough about it that Kenma had given in somewhat. If he did end up going at all, it would either be for only a few minutes or he would spend the night in some unoccupied room playing video games.

But if you were inquiring about the party, then did that mean you were going? Kuroo hadn’t been to many of Lev’s parties, but ever since the boy had turned 18 a few years ago his parents had started going on vacation more often and leaving the family’s enormous house (Kuroo would call it a mansion, really) into the hands of Lev and his sister. With little-to-no persuasion from the older Haiba sibling to the younger, they’d started throwing massive parties wherever possible. They were somewhat notorious by now; the last one Kuroo had gone to - before he’d met you - was still a very large black hole in his memory, and the tiny fragments he could actually remember involved dancing on a table, seeing Bokuto naked, and walking in on at least twelve couples in compromising positions throughout the house.

Needless to say, he wasn’t quite sure how he felt about you being involved in all this. Typing out a quick question to ask if you were going - to which you responded with an enthusiastic ‘yes!!!!’ - the decision was made for him.

[13:17] Kuroo: Yeah, I’m definitely going :)

***

You stared at yourself in the mirror. “Isn’t this dress a little… revealing?”

Behind you, Alisa was also staring at your reflection, arms crossed and a smile on her face. “That’s the point! We have to give Kuroo-kun a treat, don’t we?”

Not for the first time tonight, you blushed at the mention of Kuroo. Since she’d discovered your embarrassing crush on one of your closest friends, the gorgeous half-Russian had taken it upon herself to help you ‘break out of your shell’ (her words) and snag him. While you hadn’t exactly taken much of her advice up until this point, the encroaching couple’s holiday of Christmas was making your desire to be more than platonic with Kuroo reach new levels.

Thus, why you were now looking at yourself in Alisa’s full-length mirror while dressed in a very short, very low-cut, and very sexy red dress. Festive though it may be, it was certainly not something you would’ve picked out for yourself to wear, but Alisa had bought it specifically with you in mind, having presented it to you as a Christmas present as soon as you’d stepped foot in the Haiba residence one hour ago.

You had to give her credit though, your self-proclaimed surrogate older sister had taste. And possibly had also taken your measurements without your knowledge, because this was the most well-fitting piece of clothing you’d ever worn in your life. And, okay, the thought of Kuroo seeing you like this almost definitely had you eager for tonight.

“Okay,” you nodded, turning around to face Alisa properly. “I’ll wear it.”

“Great!” She squealed. “Now just let me do your hair and makeup, and there’s no way you’ll leave the party single.”

You rolled your eyes as she got to work, but ultimately you were grateful for all her help. Now all you had to do was talk to Kuroo. That would be easy, right? He was your friend, you talked to him all the time. There wouldn’t be any problems.

***

Kenma walked into the room you were hiding in. He granted you a single glance before wandering over to sit beside you on the bed and pulling a Nintendo Switch from his apparently quite deep jacket pocket. “We could play MarioKart.”

You shook your head. “No, that’s okay. I just… need to talk myself into leaving.”

“No pressure.”

Kenma was a good friend, you’d always thought. Quiet, wickedly clever, and ridiculously observant. So observant, in fact, that he’d discovered your feelings for his best friend before you’d even realised them yourself.

Which is why your next question was, “Is he here?”

A nod. “We came together.” A pause. “He’s looking for you.”

“…Maybe if I hide up here, then-”

“Lev told him you were here. Also, he would come look for me if he couldn’t find you.”

Dangit. Looks like you’d have to face him after all. In this dress. Which, okay, did look fantastic on you and was building confidence where previously you’d had none, but this was Kuroo.

“He likes red,” Kenma hummed, almost inaudible.

The dress was red. The shoes were red. The jewellery you’d borrowed from Alisa all had inlaid rubies. The pins holding your hair in place were red. Your lipstick was blood red.

You shot an accusatory glance towards the boy beside you, who shrugged. “Alisa asked. I answered.”

You couldn’t help it. You laughed. Your friends were simultaneously wonderful and terrible. You caught a small smile on Kenma’s face at your amusement, and only then did you gesture to yourself and ask, “Do you think he’ll like it?”

Kenma gave you a look. “You could wear a trashbag and he’d still want to drag you upstairs.”

Oh. Well. Now your cheeks were red to match the rest of you. Still, you nodded. “I should probably go then, shouldn’t I?”

“Please.”

You stuck your tongue out at him for that but ultimately found yourself leaving the room and standing in one of the many long corridors throughout the house. The floor beneath you was practically pounding with the loud beat of the music pulsating through the building, and you could already hear drunken cheers and what sounded a lot like an owl hooting. Or maybe that was just Bokuto, you weren’t sure.

Not for the first time, you found yourself considering how lucky you were that you actually knew your way around this place, easily finding your way into the secret passage linking this hall to the floor below. Dusty and dark though it may be, it had you emerging into the very crowded kitchen a minute later. A quick glance over the partygoers showed no tall bedheads, but it did show a very exhausted-looking Akaashi.

“I don’t know where he is,” was his greeting to you. “Would you like a drink?”

Well, this was a party. You may as well indulge in some aspects of it in between searching for a certain middle blocker. You nodded and were immediately handed a cup of something bright pink and somewhat ominous.

“It tastes like strawberries,” Akaashi supplied, before knocking back his own cup.

You supposed it could taste like a lot worse, so you mirrored his actions. It did taste like strawberries, but once it had slipped down your throat you were left feeling like you had downed straight vodka. Which, considering you were in the home of two half-Russians, was probably the case. Deciding you needed all the help you could get tonight, you finished off the rest of the drink. Without a word, Akaashi took your now-empty cup and refilled it.

You stayed there for a little while longer, taking note of everybody who entered the room, but failing to find exactly who you were looking for. You kept drinking, and Akaashi kept refilling your cup, until the two of you were flushed and giggling about something Kuroo had said or Bokuto had done.

“Oookay,” you laughed as you calmed your breathing down. “I need to stop drinking.”

Akaashi nodded. “Me too, I think. This stuff is bad.”

“Very,” you agreed, before remembering what your goal for tonight was. “Ugh, I need to go find Kuroo now. How is it so easy to lose him? He’s so tall!”

Akaashi thought for a second. “Mmmaybe he’s with Bokuto?”

That made sense. “But where’s Bokuto?”

From elsewhere in the house, the unmistakable sound of hooting could be heard. Akaashi looked at you with pride. “Found him.”

Grasping onto each other for support since walking in a straight line was difficult, the two of you made your way to the other side of the house. The games room was about as full as the kitchen had been, but almost everyone in here was crowded around the large pool table in the centre, as it was currently being used as a makeshift table by both Bokuto and Iwaizumi to arm-wrestle, although they were currently locked in a stalemate.

Bokuto glanced towards you and Akaashi, face lighting up in a grin at seeing the latter. Before he could call out a greeting, however, his focus was drawn back to his hand as Iwaizumi made an attempt at pushing for the win.

You took this opportunity to glance around the room, feeling yourself deflate ever so slightly when zero bedheads could be found. You were positive he’d be with his best bro, this was just getting ridiculous now.

As you watched Akaashi leave you to go and cheer Bokuto on, you wondered if maybe every part of this was just a sign that things weren’t meant to be. Well, that thought certainly depressed you. Maybe it was best to retreat for now, your head was pretty fuzzy after all.

It took you far longer than usual to climb up the nearest staircase, but you felt an immense amount of pride at yourself for actually making it to the top. Now your next course of action was to find a new hiding place, this time one without any other occupants.

You did feel a semblance of guilt deep inside as you pressed an ear to each bedroom door, like you were ruining everyone’s privacy, but it was far better than actually walking in and seeing something that would give you the urge to gouge out your own eyes.

Finally, you found a quiet door, bursting in none-too-subtly to find that it was not as empty as you’d first assumed.

Kuroo looked over to the door with a jolt from his seat on the bed, before his eyes widened exponentially at seeing you. And then they looked down the length of your body, and then back up to your face. And then, despite the drunken flush on his cheeks and slight glassiness of his eyes, he smirked that ungodly smirk and winked.

“Red looks great on you.”

Well, fuck him. How dare he be that attractive despite being a little blurry around the edges? How dare he beckon you over with an unsteady hand, and how dare you stumble over in record time?

How dare he, you continued to think as you straddled his waist and eagerly planted your mouth onto his own. His hands came up to rest on your hips as he kissed back with the same amount of enthusiasm, and soon you were cursing him once again, this time for almost definitely having smudged your lipstick.

When his tongue made its way into your mouth you tasted strawberries. Your hands making their way up to nestle in his unruly hair, you pulled his head back just enough to disconnect your lips.

“I was looking for you for ages,” you whined breathlessly.

“So was I,” he replied with an overdramatic pout. “Where were you?”

“I was…” Oh yeah. “Hiding in a bedroom. Then Kenma came in.”

“Why were you hiding?”

You looked away. “You.”

“Me?”

“You,” you nodded.

His brow furrowed. “I was hiding from you too.”

Oh. “You were?”

“Yeah. I drank a lot of the pink stuff and then wanted to kiss you real bad.”

You gasped, eyes snapping back to his. “Me too! Maybe it was a love potion.”

“Maybe,” he grinned. “It worked.”

You blinked for a second, before the realisation of where you were and what you’d just done hit you as quickly as your blurry mind would allow. “Hey, it did!”

He laughed. “Maybe we should kiss some more, in case it wears off.”

“Okay!”

And then you dizzily met him again.

“WAKE UP SLEEPYHEADS!”

Oh no. That was way too loud. That was illegally loud. There would be noise complaints. The police would be called. You would all be arrested. What would prison do to you? Would you be the same person afterwards? Would you be able to find yourself a nice prison wife? Would-

“Please let us live,” came a hoarse voice from beside you.

Wait. Beside you? Who was beside you?

You slowly cracked one eye open, every part of your nervous system complaining about the sunlight filtering into the bedroom through the window. It took a few blinks to rid yourself of all residual blurriness, but once that task had been completed your focus zeroed in on the body next to you in bed.

In… bed.

You were in bed, and this person was next to you.

And then said person rolled over to face you and all blood drained from your face.

“Mornin’,” Kuroo whisper-greeted you, a very sleepy - and very attractive - smile on his face.

Suddenly you were very conscious that he was shirtless. And with the hand hidden beneath the duvet, you quickly had an exploratory roam across your body to find that you were wearing your underwear, and nothing else.

“M-Morning,” you replied with all the confidence you could muster. Which was none.

Alisa, still standing at the door after having woken you both up as if she were Satan’s daughter herself, watched your exchange with nothing short of glee.

“Glad to see you two had a good night,” she grinned, pointedly looking down at a heap of red fabric on the floor. With a blush, you realised it was your dress.

Next to you, Kuroo rolled his eyes. “Nothing happened, Alisa.”

She shrugged. “Don’t hate me for assuming. Come downstairs when you’re ready, there’s coffee and bacon in the kitchen.”

She closed the door behind her as she left, and your stomach growled at the mention of food. But before that, you turned to meet Kuroo’s gaze. “Did nothing really happen?”

“Well, we made out for a while and then fell asleep. But other than that, no.”

You nodded, letting out a sigh of relief. “Okay, good.”

When he spoke next, his voice was quiet. “Do you hate the idea of it that much?”

The sudden heartbroken look on his face had you flailing. “N-No! I don’t at all, I’d just prefer if something like that didn’t happen when I was very drunk.”

“So you’d be okay with it if you weren’t drunk?” He asked, a smirk now replacing any sadness that had been on his face.

“Or hungover,” you added, in case he had any ideas about how to spend the morning. “But yes, I’d be fine with it. I kissed you, remember?”

He grinned. “You did. You could do it again if you wanted.”

You really did want to, but a memory from the night before had surfaced. “Did you mean what you said last night?”

“About liking you?” You nodded. “Yeah. I thought you were way out of my league though.”

Your mouth dropped open. “How?! I thought you were out of my league.”

He laughed a little, stopping when it apparently hurt his head. “We’re not very smart.”

“No,” you agreed. “But now we know.”

He stared at you for a long moment, before smiling. “If you were gonna kiss me again, now would be a great time to do it.”

You rolled your eyes but conceded.

Breakfast could wait.

#happy birthday kuroo you sexy asshole #also i find it hilarious when i attempt to write drunk characters #because i've been drunk one time in my entire life and it was 2 years ago #but i know i'm a cuddly drunk at least #but i only cuddled girls #so i'm a cuddly drunk with Taste #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #hq!! #haikyuu scenarios #requests #kuroo x reader #kuroo tetsurou #my writing

[corgisocks]

85 questions

tagged by @ribenaflip 💞💕💖💗

rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people

EDIT: as of 2019, this tag is like 20% irrelevant to what i’m like now....did it in 2017 so

— what was your last…

1. drink: water

2. phone call: it was me calling jojo’s phone so they could find it

3. text message: “I am having a major crisis”

4. song you listened to: coffee & tv by blur

5. you cried: that’s tmi but also saying it’s tmi is tmi and all of this is tmi so what am i DOING

— have you ever…

6. dated someone twice: nooo

7. kissed someone and regretted it: yes i kissed a piece of toast and it got crumbs all over my face

8. been cheated on: if i have been that’d be concerning seeing as i’ve never not been single

9. lost someone special: not recently.

10. been depressed: 24 hours 7 days a week m8

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: what is an alcohol? (no)

— fave colours

12. vermilion 13. cerulean 14. very very dark grey

— in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: YEET (shoutout to the gc)

16. fallen out of love: i WISH (lmao it’s been 2 years please end me)

17. laughed until you cried: yea obvs

18. found out someone was talking about you: many times. many many many times.

19. met someone who has positively changed you: YES. my bestest buddy has and not in a bad way. i’m definitely a better and happier person because i met him

20. found out who your friends are: i never think about friendships in that kind of way. and if i did i probs wouldn’t care to be like ‘they were a shitty friend’ instead it’d just be like they were someone in my life and it sucks that they’re not/don’t want to be in a good way anymore but shit happens. and i don’t take it personally

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: what is a face book because if it’s like a book of faces i kissed myself in the picture of my group of friends that is in my yearbook

— general

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know irl: again…what is a face book

23. do you have any pets: YEET

24. do you want to change your name: i mean idk i think i’d be cool with just usin a nickname for now i’ll figure the legal stuff out later

25. what did you do for your last birthday: went to my friend’s birthday party. spent almost all of it looking for one of the people who was invited with two of my bros. then i saw wonder woman, went to a reallyreally good korean bakery, and then went to the empire state building. and last but not least, the next day, my friends came over and we played clue and mariokart. all in all it was a 10/10 birthday tbh! (it was an anomaly though ngl my birthday this year is going to be infinitely more depressing)

26. what time did you wake up today: 5:30 am cos my school starts too fuckin early ;(

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: taking a shower

28. what is something you can’t wait for: plake’s upcoming single (it’s my fav and i’ve been wanting it in my library for m o n t h s so i’m 110% ready for it

30. what are you listening to right now: the sound of people talking

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i was at an improv comedy show and of all people i was picked to volunteer and when i was on stage my shoe fell off and one of the comedians who was called tom was like 'your foot has been borne to the audience’

32. something that’s getting on your nerves: my own exhaustion!

33. most visited website: my school’s online gradebook 😬

34. hair colour: really dark brown (some people think it’s black but NO)

35. long or short hair: short...it will never be long again i assure you

36. do you have a crush on someone: yes ;(((

37a. what do you like about yourself: i may be an awful person atm but at least i can understand why i am the way i am and know how to improve

37b. what’s something you don’t like about yourself: too many things. rn though i don’t like how i come off as like a 'show-off’ when i’m trying to help people cos me trying to get them to like actually understand what they’re learning always sets em off even though it’d be worse to just do things my own confusing way and leave em in the dust. i also hate how i get frustrated with them (and myself tbh) when that happens

38. want any piercings: hecc no

39. blood type: i legit have no clue

40. nicknames: lou, coco

41. relationship status: what is a relation ship

42. sign: gemini

43. pronouns: he/they i GUESS

44. fave tv show: peppa pig tbh

45. tattoos: hecc no!

46. right or left handed: BOTH

47: ever had surgery: nope 😬

48. piercings: once again HECC NO

49. sport: used to do tennis and track. now i kind of just do a lil bit of everything for fun and i love biking and running

50. vacation: yes please. i need a vacation from LIFE

51. trainers: i’ve had the same old black nikes for three years and the same flip flops for five ;( (and i also have some black converse high-tops that i never wear unless i need to look 'nice’ whoops)

— more general

52. eating: i prefer raw foods to pretty much everything so poke bowls are my jam. i’m also a vegetarian who doesn’t eat fruit because what is self-care??

53. drinking: water. it’s important to stay hydrated

54. i’m about to watch: my surroundings that aren’t my phone

55. waiting for: this tag to be over. yikes

56. want: to pass english for ONE GODDAMN MARKING PERIOD before i graduate cos i haven’t since mp1 of ninth grade during which i got a 99 (now i have a 15 look how far i’ve come!!)

57. get married: i mean…

58. career: ah yes i’ll probably have one of those

— which is better

59. hugs or kisses: y'all mean in relationships? no pref. generally speaking though i almost always hate both

60. lips or eyes: no pref

61. shorter or taller: no pref…

62. older or younger: i don’t think about any of this shit i am so confused!!

63. nice arms or stomach: what constitutes an arm or stomach being nice?

64. hookup or relationships: labels ew neither is good

65. troublemaker or hesitant: somehow i’m both. like i’m loud as fuck and kind of obnoxious and audacious but i also have 9.9/10 self-control. so like i would be cool with either type of person

— have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: i hope not

67. drank hard liquor: hecc no

68. turned someone down: i thought i was gonna have to but that never happened WHEW

69. sex on first date: what is this “sex” you speak of? what is a “date”?

70: broken someone’s heart: i hope not! except hearts are kinda squishy so like i probably haven’t

71. had your heart broken: no although my heart rate’s so high i fear it will explode one of these days

72. been arrested: so far, no

73. cried when someone died: :((( chris cornell. i was lookin up soundgarden on google to find tour dates near where my uncle lives and then i saw it and i was like 'no. nononono. nonononononononono.’ then i let one tear escape from the ducts in my eyes before going into denial river. (aren’t i so fuckin clever 😤😤😤)

i also cried during a tribute to chester bennington at a muse concert if that counts

74. fallen for a friend: once again ew labels but y'all should know by now that i HAVE and i’m STILL falling ;(

— do you believe in

75. yourself: i have no concept of anything in existence and this tag has made me realise that. whoops

76. miracles: i could ramble about this one but i don’t have the time

77. love at first sight: dunno, but i will say that when i met my best friend i knew i was going to love him from how he acted and what his sense of humour is like. he’s so unique really like you can TELL he’s his own person and he owns it without trying to

78. santa claus: yes but only cos i’m tryin to stay off the naughty list

79. angels: what is an angels

— misc

80. eye colour: this is a subject that has been widely debated so for now i’ll just say they’re either grey or green or both

81. best friend’s name: zeke

82. favourite movie: i have no concept of having a favorite movie unless it’s based on who it’s by so i’ll say my favorite pixar movie is wall-e for the sake of having something down for this question. otherwise it’s probs either memento or the imitation game.

83. favourite actor: myself 🤔

84. favourite cartoon: oh shit that’s too hard. my favs as a young child were tom and jerry and the first season of the pokémon anime and i guess my fav one that’s more 'mature’ is bojack horseman (although i’ve only seen half the first season lol)

85. favourite teacher’s name: my favorite is either nicole, hyungmin, rebecca, eileen, hayley, matt, kevin, or robert, but like…i hate picking cos that’s just unfair. so idrk

can’t tag rn but do this if you want to i guess

#i am a relatively uninteresting person #tag

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[guksthighs]

Backstage Pass

Group: BTS

Pairing: JUNGKOOK X READER

Excerpt: "what is the plan?"

Maybe it was the use of present tense that made his heart skip a beat, and swallowing hard he looked you dead in the eye, "Sex."

Genre: smut 

Length: 3.4k

A/N: i did a thing. a v smutty thing. tell me what you think because i’m not sure if i should continue writing smut. also this was inspired by a gif that i lost rip

Warnings: thigh riding, dirty talk, swearing, oral, sex

There was always this sense of peace you found standing in the middle of a concert, as fans jostled you forward so they could get closer to the stage and their beloved idols. You were used to this routine, helping the boys get ready for concerts as you sprinted around filling in for anyone missing or help with how the band should be organised and then watching the concert.

Apparently, it was unusual for a roadie to watch the concert from the seats, but you loved the experience and the boys liked to hear your first-hand opinions on their performance, swarming you as soon as you had walked backstage.

It was their last song, and even though the sweat had plastered their hair to their foreheads they were obviously having a lot of fun; jumping around the stage in tight black jeans that made the fans and you go crazy. By this point, their earpieces had all been yanked out during the lalala's of the rise of bangtan.

Your heart began to race as you watched Jeongguk run and slide on his knees across the stage, as he began to sing his part. His eyes were shut and at this point, you felt the determination to not destroy your friendship disintegrate, as you let yourself admire his chiselled jawline and wonder what his long fingers would feel like entangled in your hair instead of gripping his mic.

You only snapped out of your trance when the boys were standing in a row, circling their hips in a way that should be illegal, Jeongguk at the end somehow managed to find your eyes and as he pulled his bottom lip through his teeth, he made a beckoning motion.

Usually, this would be easily brushed off, but when all the girls around you began screaming in excitement, you realised it meant 'see me backstage' and your heart dropped. Although you were wishing it was for you, the chances were slim as after all this time you doubted that would be how Jeongguk would confess to you.

Jeongguk and you had been inseparable since you had first met, almost attached at the hip since he had first heard you practice playing your guitar before the audition. He had walked over to you, head hung low so his eyes were hidden by a black fringe and sat next to you. There was something about your bright smile but tremble in your hands that he found comforting because you were scared as well.

You both saw each other a lot when you got into your respective bands, however, when yours disbanded due to death threats it was Jeongguk who had the idea for you to become the bangtan roadie.

So seeing Jeongguk motion for someone to see him after the show rubbed you up the wrong way, and by the time you looked up and saw them bowing you began to make your way backstage, using your hands to wade through the fans.

When you finally reached the door to the side of the stage, you flashed your pass to security, they smiled at you before opening the door allowing you to run inside and into the bright white corridor. This was one of the nicer backstages, and as you walked past the doors reading the name of each member, you came to a halt outside Jeongguk's.

The door was all black, small gold stars had been stuck on the paper name tag that you had stuck on almost a week ago, and as you studied the random doodles that the boys had obviously left as a joke, you finally found the courage to knock on the door.

"It's open,' his voice sounded husky through the door, and your hands trembled as you reached for the handle, jumping back when it swung open to reveal a topless Jeongguk, "I knew you would come!"

He was truly a walking mystery, his words sounded almost childish and yet you were currently inches away from a broad, toned chest that you yearned to run your fingers over. Jeongguk's hand landed on your shoulder as he pulled you into his room, only to shut the door behind you.

"Honestly Jeongguk, what were you thinking making that gesture?" You rubbed a hand over your forehead, trying to drag your thoughts away from his body and tongue that was currently gliding over his top lip as he ruffled his sweat covered hair with a white fluffy towel.

"Well it got you in here," his smile made his eyes turn to slits and wondered if he was saying that it was you he wanted to see after. Jeongguk had walked over to the sofa in the corner of the room and was splayed across it, head hanging off the side so he was looking at you upside down, "you're really hot."

"What?" You knew you had misheard, this wasn't happening. You narrowed your eyes, before walking to him and crouching so you could place a hand against his forehead to test for some sort of fever that would make him delusional, however, he was bright eyed as always.

"I said you're hot; as in I like you and find you extremely attractive. But your personality is also beautiful to me and can you say something?" He was watching your cheeks darken in a thick blush in amusement, and as he moved to get his head off of the back of the sofa it knocked yours, so you were both yelping in pain.

"Alright, you're not feverish," at this point you were completely ignoring him, and with a snap of your fingers you turned to him, "Jeon Jeongguk how dare you drink before a concert!"

He rolled his eyes, hooking a finger under your jaw and planting a kiss on your lips, and it took all of your mental strength to push him away when you had been imagining this for so long.

But he was now kneeling in front of you, and you couldn't escape his gaze as he placed his hands on your waist so you would stay still. His voice was soft when he next spoke as if scared he would frighten you away, "Performing gives me the confidence to say and do things I wouldn't usually," he ran a hand through his hair and sighed heavily before looking away, "honestly this wasn't part of the plan."

You couldn't help the smile that spread over your face, this cocky boy had planned his confession and how he expected you to react, so smoothing a hand over a hard thigh, you smiled at him, "what is the plan?"

Maybe it was the use of present tense that made his heart skip a beat, and swallowing hard he looked you dead in the eye, "Sex."

A short burst of laughter left your mouth before you realised he wasn't joking, you raised an eyebrow waiting for him to elaborate but he didn't. Jeongguk simply stood up and continued to wipe his toned chest with the towel, most likely waiting for you to say something, "I mean, it's a bit sudden Guk. I only just found out you like me, how do you know I feel the same way." Although you were wildly attracted to him, you were interested to see why he had assumed you would be willing to have sex with him.

"I see the way you look at me, I'm not an idiot. And yes it's sudden but look me in the eye and tell me you don't want to," and there he was, cocky Jeongguk that you only saw glimpses of when he was drunk, performing or winning at MarioKart and you hated to admit it but it was a big turn on to see him so dominant and not fumbling over his words.

Standing slowly you made your way over to him, lust fogging your mind as you placed your hands on his pulling the towel away and throwing it over your shoulder in one swift action, "If we do this, and something doesn't work out you better not start acting like a prissy bitch around me."

Jeongguk was surprised to suddenly see you so confident, and he wondered if it was because you now knew he liked you, but he wasn't complaining as he placed his fingers into your skirt loops so he could lean his head on your shoulder, before whispering, "I managed to keep it in my pants for this long, if you decide you don't enjoy it we go straight back to normal."

Usually, you weren't this daring, but maybe his confidence had rubbed off on you. Or maybe it was his honesty and straight to the point confession that could have backfired that made you wonder if the thing you had imagined for so long could become a possibility.

Jeongguk traced up your neck with his nose before you sighed and turned so your lips were a whisper apart, Jeongguk looked at you with a flicker of uncertainty, "are you sure?" This time you silenced him by pressing your lips to his, but your lips soon detached from his with a gasp as he grabbed the back of your thighs to lift you up.

Jeongguk's strength shocked you slightly, as you let him carry you to the sofa, where he sat and as his lips attached to your neck leaving open mouthed kisses against the skin, you let out a moan which you quickly stopped by placing a hand over your mouth in surprise; Jeongguk stopped his movements before sitting up so he was face to face with you again, cupping your head he tilted his head with a toothy grin, "don't hold back your moans, they're music to my ears."

Having said that his hands began to push up your skirt, eyes locked on your pants and you couldn't help but squirm under the heat of his gaze as your yearned for some kind of friction. Jeongguk felt you wiggling and smirked, licking his lips he moved you so you were straddling one of his thighs, and placing his hands on your waist he lowered you onto the hard muscle, before his large hands slid up your curves to stop at the hem of your shirt that he pulled up as they continued their journey.

"I'm just evening the playing field here," with a whimper as you watched his abs tense with each breath, you leant forward to tentatively lick his lips and smiled as he caught the tip of your tongue lightly in his teeth, pulling it forward. Without thinking you rolled your hips into his thigh.

Jeongguk tensed under you, his body shuddered as he desperately tried to keep the urge to fuck you senseless under control, but as he tensed his thigh under your crotch and moved it up slightly, you let out a long moan and fell forward into his chest. Your hips continued to grind slowly into his thigh, the creases of the fabric giving you the friction you desperately craved.

You no longer cared about appearances, your mouth attached to Jeongguk's pale skin as you bit and sucked into it trying to withdraw moans and grunts from him and when he refused to give up one grunt you went for a more head on approach.

Your hands found his bulge easily, and as you began to palm it he finally let out a drawn out groan, "Fuck, you've gotten this hard already and I only just touched you." You were surprised by your own words, but the look on Jeongguk's face was worth it, his head was leaning back, throat exposed and his breath came out in heavy pants as you slowly unzipped his jeans.

Jeongguk jumped up suddenly, you stumbled back and tripped on the towel you had picked up earlier, but his arm looped around your waist catching you before your fall. This gave him the perfect access to lean down and press a light kiss to your lips, licking across the seam before moving so he could whisper in your ear, "how about you take off those clothes and we do something even more fun."

You were so focused on trying to unhinge your bra, that seemed determined to stay on that you hadn't noticed Jeongguk on his knees in front of you, until his fingers hooked under the sides of your pants and slowly began to pull them down before finally looking up at you when they pooled at your feet, "Y/N-"

It was like he wasn't even talking to you at this point, his eyes transfixed by what was between your legs, you couldn't help yourself as you squirmed, rubbing your thighs together in embarrassment, but he simply placed a firm hand on either thigh to spread them. His hands rubbed comforting circles into the soft skin as he waited for you to tell him he could go ahead, "Please. I want your taste on my tongue, I want to make you feel good."

Your body trembled at his words before you nodded at him, maybe it was the desperation and determination in his voice that made you know you'd be safe with him, and with no hesitation Jeongguk turned and pushed you into the sofa, throwing your legs over his shoulders with a smirk.

"Trust me, babe," and with that, his face disappeared between your legs. As soon as the slow licks began you found your back lifting from the sofa, your hands digging into his black locks as you desperately tried to get him as close to your clit as possible.

Jeongguk chuckled at your sudden desperation, and the vibrations made you squirm so much he was forced to hold your waist down as he continued his ministrations that were making you a moaning mess before he suddenly stopped and rested his chin on your thigh, "what do you want me to do?"

You were struggling to form a sentence, random words leaving your mouth as you tried to make him understand, but he shrugged and moved to sit up, "keep going," Jeongguk licked one stroke over your opening before looking at you expectantly, "with your fingers and tongue."

You waited for him to give you some sort of sarcastic reply, but instead, he grinned and you watched as he popped a finger into his mouth before pulling it away, a string of saliva connecting the two. But soon enough your back was arching again as he inserted a finger, then two in almost a second. Jeongguk seemed on a mission now, his mouth slotting over your folds, as he began to suck on his tongue slipped into them, and you let the moans tumble from your mouth as you gripped onto the sofa trying to stop yourself from jerking away from him.

"Fuck Jeongguk," he had begun to scissor his fingers within you, and the stretch was making you ache for something bigger than his fingers, although they felt so much better than your own and reached places that made your head feel light, "I want your cock."

Jeongguk stopped, and you sat up your legs. that were still hooked over his shoulders making you slam his face back into your pussy. You both laughed as you tried to untangle yourself, his strong arms bracing himself on the side of the sofa, "desperate looks good on your babe."

"Don't act like you don't want to be in me," he nodded in agreement, busy trying to adjust both of your bodies in a way that would allow him to fuck you on the sofa, finally he stopped wriggling. You were lying on the sofa, Jeongguk's figure looming over yours, you let your hands run down his torso, before pulling down his boxers and watching it slap against his stomach.

"Condom?" you managed to stutter out between the small kisses that he was planting against your lips and cheeks, and he paused before leaning past you and reaching into his jean pocket withdrawing the silver square. You moved to grab it but he sat back on his knees, with a shake of his head and a smile he looked down at you with hooded eyes, "if you touch me now I might cum and that is not how I thought this would go."

You watched him concentrate before cracking a smile, "you had a lot of plans, am I living up to expectations." Your voice had an underlying tone of anxiety that he picked up instantly, large arms scooping you up and pulling you into a toned chest as he rubbed his head into the top of your hair.

"You are so much better than I could ever dream of," his voice was husky and sent shivers down your spine that made him chuckle, planting a chaste kiss to your head Jeongguk pushed himself up and with one hand holding his cock, he rubbed it through your folds.

As he looked you in the eyes, you knew what was coming and nodded to show that you were still alright, and with that movement, he thrust inside of you. Your insides stretched to accommodate the sudden stretch, and your fingers dug into his shoulders due to the pain.

Jeongguk stayed completely still, although every part of him was begging to move, he waited patiently for you to feel comfortable and as your hips started to rock around him, he knew you were feeling better.

"Move and be quick about it. I'm so close," you muttered, your head leaning to the side, and as Jeongguk began to thrust into you, he used a hand to turn your face to him so he could kiss you. It was all teeth and nips, and it only made you rock your hips even faster desperately chasing you're high that seemed to close.

Jeongguk was similarly struggling to keep going, eventually using a spare arm to start rubbing your clit to make sure you felt as good as he was currently feeling and as a string of curses fell from your lips, he was happy to watch your writhe under him, walls clenching around his length until finally, with one loud moan of his name, your head kicked back and your walls fluttered around him, milking his cock for everything it had.

When you had finally stopped shaking, Jeongguk slipped his cock out of you, pulling the condom off. He suddenly felt unsure of himself as he sat up, fiddling with his hands as he waited for you to say something, finally, the silence began to worry him too much, "So want to that again or are we back to being friends?"

"Are you fucking kidding me?" Jeongguk's head snapped up as he took in your blushed complexion, messy hair and bright smile as you looked at him, "This has to happen again."

Jeongguk rubbed the back of his head, suddenly slightly embarrassed by his lack of confidence, before stuttering, "want to date?" you laughed a 'yes' surprised he felt the need to ask and poked him with your foot before he quickly stood, walking to the towel and his monogrammed robe which was hanging up on a rack; an overly excessive request he had made, just so he could see you some more when you took his measurements and delivered it.

Jeongguk had just draped it over your figure, planting a kiss on your head with a smile before the door swung open to reveal Yoongi who was mid-sentence, "want to come out for a drink to celebrate the end of the tour?" He paused in the doorway, taking in your wide eyes, the items of clothing flung all over the floor and Jeongguk's form only wearing a pair of boxers and with a sigh, he rubbed his temples.

"Maybe you need to be celebrating something else, but next time can you try and keep it in your pants backstage."

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Hello! Not sure how many of your prompts have been used up but could you do a fic or flash fic Adam K x reader where they kiss when drunk and then aren't sure how the other feels? You write Adam so well! ✨✨

Word Count: 999

“Hey Y/N,” Peake pulled you aside as everyone else focused on the current game of Overwatch. You were patiently waiting your turn.

“What’s up?” you flashed him a smile as you followed him away from the group. You caught the look on his face and your smile fell as you asked again, now in a different tone, “What’s up?”

Peake didn’t say another word until he suddenly stopped and you could barely hear the murmur of everyone else now. “I figured I should show you this,” he pulled out his phone and hit play on the phone.

You took the phone from him and instantly recognizing the video of a drunk round of MarioKart. You looked closer for something you might be missing but you didn’t have to because the video zoomed over and you could see your drunk self with a very inebriated Adam behind everyone, making out.

“Is this public?” you asked quickly shoving the phone back to Peake.

He shook his head no, “Don’t worry I cut it from the version that’s going up for the fans.”

“And Adam?” you questioned, knots forming in your stomach.

He shook his head again, “I know how you feel about him so I figured I’d leave this one to you.”

“Thank you,” you sighed, relaxing.

“But if it means anything to you, I think you should tell him, at least about the kiss. He deserves to know,” Peake didn’t wait for an answer and just turned to head back to where all the shouting was and leaving you stunned.

Slowly you made your way back to the office and sat down at your desk, stealing glances at Adam as you became lost in your thoughts.

You wanted to tell Adam about the kiss. You did but that would most likely end up with you revealing how you felt about him and with all the ‘buddy’s and ‘dude’s he used with you, you knew he didn’t feel the same about you. Your stomach felt queasy.

He kissed you out of drunken convenience. You knew how friendly and loving he was when he was drunk. That made you feel even worse.

“You okay there?” Adam asked, pulling you from your thoughts.

You jumped, not even realizing he was there. “I don’t feel well,” you told him and stood up suddenly.

“Want me to drive you-” he began but you were quick to interject.

“I’m good. Thanks though,” you rushed out of the office without another word.

You spent most of the rest of the day overthinking while you tried to ignore your feelings for your coworker and all the worried texts he was sending you throughout the day.

It was almost seven when there was a knock on your front door. You had a feeling you knew who it was so you tried to smooth your hair out as best as you could as you went to answer the door.

“Hey, Adam,” you greeted, trying to sound cheerful but failing pretty hard.

He gave you a nervous smile and you could feel your stomach drop to the floor. Peake must have told him. Why else would he be nervous?

“Expecting me?” he made an attempt at a joke.

“I mean with you phone stalking me who else would it be,” the try at a joke in return left an awkward feeling in the air.

“So…” Adam drawled out.

“So?” you urged him to continue just wanting to get away from this cringe-worthy feeling.

“Listen, about the kiss,” Adam started once more.

“I told Peake not to tell you. I figured he would but not so quickly,” you interrupted. “I just wanted some time to figure out everything.”

“Peake?” Adam chimed in.

“Peake, didn’t tell you?” you raised an eyebrow.

“No. Do you not remember kissing? I thought you remembered,” Adam went on.

You shook your head, “No. Sorry. I was blacked out for most of the night. Peake had the kiss on video and Adam, I’m so sorry. We can forget the whole thing if you want. I mean I already did but you know what I mean.”

You sort of trailed off and looked up at Adam who was clearly confused and trying to work something out.

“Wait,” he finally said, “Do- Do you think I didn’t want to kiss you?”

“I mean I know you did. We both know how you are when you’re drunk so I get it. You were friendly. I was there. Kissing was bound to happen. Right, pal?” you punched his shoulder playfully.

Adam’s face melted into a smile then he started to laugh.

“I-” you could feel the tears starting as Adam seemed to mock you.

He reached out and his laughing ceased as soon as he saw your face, “Trust me. This is all a misunderstanding on both our parts.”

“What do you mean?” you asked, successful on keeping your voice from cracking.

Adam smiled, “I think explaining is a little more messy than just showing.”

You wanted to ask what he meant but he beat you to the punch with a lustful kiss. You were so surprised you nearly fell backwards but his arms were already around you, holding you stable. You suddenly relaxed and kissed him back, standing on your toes to deepen the kiss.

When you both pulled back with big smiles you asked, “But what about all the friendly nicknames?”

“I was trying to cover up any sort of feelings I had for you. Clearly, it worked great on you,” he sighed.

“On me?” you questioned.

“Peake knew from the start,” Adam explained.

Your eyes widened, “Of course. You knew he picked up on how I felt for you months ago.”

“Maybe we keep this on the down low and let him suffer a little longer?” Adam suggested.

“I like the way you think,” you smirked, “In the meantime.” You pulled Adam back to your lips and tugged him inside your apartment, shutting the door behind him.

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The Cure - Ch. 4 - Thomas H.

TITLE OF STORY: The Cure CHAPTER NUMBER/TITLE/ONE SHOT: Chapter 4 of ? AUTHOR: loveCorrah WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: Actor!Tom and OFC Olivia GENRE:  Romance, Angst, Smut FIC SUMMARY: After Tom has to take his sick niece to the pediatrician, he strikes up a fancy for the beautiful Doctor. The more he finds out about Olivia, the more he wants to know. How will he react when secrets about her past come to light? RATING: Explicit WARNINGS/TRIGGERS/AUTHORS NOTES: This chapter involves drinking alcohol, so if that is triggering, please proceed with caution! FEEDBACK/COMMENTS:  If you have yet to watch our Tom in Coriolanus, please do so! It really is spectacular! Check out the first half here.  Unfortunately, the link I have for the second half no longer works. :( Feedback is always wanted and valued!  <3C

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          Their glasses clinked together, before Olivia quickly brought hers to her lips, ridding the contents from the glass… and into her mouth. Tom did the same, only not nearly as quickly as Livi, and he coughed a bit from the harshness of the Ledaig whisky. She didn't seem bothered by it though.          He cleared his throat as he watched her pour each of them another glass. “So, where were you before you were sent to London?”          “Well, last I was in Tokyo… and then before that, Bunbury in Western Australia… and before that, Detroit.” She answered, as she took another gulp from her glass.          “Ah, I just filmed some work in Detroit. A movie…”          “Really?”          “Mmm…” He groaned as he took another sip of whisky. “I played a vampire… Adam.”           “A vampire? Were you covered in glitter?” She giggled.          He could tell that the whisky was already getting to her, and to be honest, he was feeling a slight buzz from it as well. “Uh… no. I wasn't that kind of vampire.”          “Oh, good.” She tilted her head back as she emptied her glass once again.          “You’re going to be sick, if you don’t eat something…” He cleared his throat as he handed her one of the hobnobs from the plate. “Eat this… at least one. Come on.”          “Fine…” She huffed as she reached out her hand to grab the biscuit, only she was beginning to see doubles from the alcohol, and missed the biscuit completely.          “See? That’s precisely why you should eat this. You’re already drunk.” His smug look wasn’t completely lost on her. He broke off a piece of the biscuit and held it up to her mouth. “Open.”          She did as he asked, but not before she rolled her eyes at him. She made sure that he knew that it was her decision to eat the biscuit, not because he wanted her to.          “There you are… that should help a little.”          “By the way, I’m not drunk. I’m at least three glasses away from being drunk.”          He laughed at her. “Okay… okay. I believe you!”          She topped up her glass, before moving to do his as well. He put his hand over the glass rim, stopping her. “I don’t think I need anymore, darling. I don’t need to perform tonight with a hangover.”          “Why do you call me darling when you hardly even know me? In America, you might get slapped for that. I mean, I wouldn’t slap you… but someone else might…” She asked as she took another tiny sip.          “Oh… well… I guess it’s just a thing I do. Are you bothered by it? I’m sorry, it’s a bit of a habit that I’ve picked up.”          “No, it doesn’t really bother me…” She blushed. “Just wondering is all…”          He nodded as he watched the red color flow to her cheeks. He didn’t know if it was the whisky, or him that had made her blush… whatever it was, it was perfect and beautiful.          She noticed him staring intently at her, and before she knew it, he had launched himself toward her and placed his lips squarely against hers. His large hands cupped her face, and their whisky flavored lips melted together. She let her tongue dart out to trace his thin lower lip, before his tongue joined hers. She tasted of hobnob, whisky, and black tea, and as he deepened the kiss, he felt a twinge of guilt and pulled away quickly. His forehead lightly rested against hers, as not to put pressure on his tender stitches. “I can’t… we can’t… you’ve drunk too much. It wouldn’t be right.”          She knew she wasn’t anywhere near drunk, she had just now gotten to that warm, buzzed feeling… she had a long way to go before she was drunk. She wanted to push things further with him, knowing that a physical release would help her feelings, at least for a little while, but she knew from experience that sex changes things a lot, and she didn’t want to get involved with anyone… that was a rule that she tried to live by. It was just got too messy when it was time for her to leave.          “I’ve got MarioKart…” She said, immediately wishing she could pick the words up, and shove them back into her mouth. Sometimes she embarrassed herself.          “I’ve never played MarioKart.” He whispered and smiled against her lips. “Will you teach me?” He resigned himself to the fact that nothing else could happen tonight. He didn’t want to rush her into anything, he barely knew her; plus she had been drinking… if they were going to be together, he wanted to be sure that she’d remember it tomorrow.          She cleared her throat to try and lessen the tension, as she slid off the couch and made her way to the small armoire at the end of her living room… all on wobbly legs. Maybe the alcohol was getting to her more than she thought. She opened the cabinet, revealing her television. “I may not have food… but I’ve got whisky and a Nintendo. Really, isn’t that what’s important?” She looked back at him to wink, but caught him with his hands on himself, mid-adjustment. When she realized why he was adjusting himself, her eyes grew wide. He laughed bashfully as she quickly looked away.        “Ah… I’m sorry. Can’t really control it.” He apologized quietly, as she turned to him and held a bright blue controller out.        “You can be Mario. I’ll be Princess Peach.” She smiled as he took the controller from her hands.         After a couple of hours, and a little more whisky on Livi’s part, she had taught him how to drift around the track’s curves in his Kart, and soon, he began beating her in the races. She blamed it on the fact that her vision was beginning to grow a little hazy, otherwise she’d be beating his ass.          “Well, that’s enough of that.” She stated, matter-of-factly, as she took the controller out of his hand in the middle of a race.         “Hey! I was enjoying that!” He laughed at her. “I was beating you!”         “I know. I don’t like losing.”         “I can see that.” He said, cocking his eyebrows. “Anyhow, I bet you’re tired after the night you had. Why don’t you come and sit beside me? I make a good pillow.” He held his long arms out in a gesture that looked so warm and inviting, but Olivia was unsure. “Well, come on. I don’t bite. Come, get some rest.”         She sighed, as she didn’t think he was going to give up until she did it. She plopped onto the couch beside him, as he wrapped his arms around her and pulled her close to lay on his chest. ‘Mmm… he does make a good pillow,’ she thought as she closed her eyes and inhaled him. It had been far too long since she had laid on a man like this, and just smelled him, and Tom’s woodsy, fresh scent was entirely too enticing.          Before she knew it, she was waking up alone on her couch. A pillow had been placed under her head, and her thick, crocheted blanket had been pulled up around her. For a moment, she wondered if everything that had happened over the last couple of days had been real… maybe she had been dreaming? She noticed a note on her coffee table, and as she sat up, the room spun and her head ached. Well, the alcohol had at least been real. She immediately regretted all the whisky as a wave of nausea swept over her.          The note was on the back of a crumpled receipt, and she silently admonished herself for not having actual paper to write on in her flat. It was written in a messy handwriting, and she squinted as she tried to read it.

          A gift? She looked on the table beside her, and on a napkin lay 2 ibuprofen next to a bottle of water. Thank God. She swallowed the pills, and lay back down thinking about how thoughtful it was of him to leave her medicine out like that. She reached over and grabbed her cell phone off the coffee table, quickly going to her contacts. Yup, there he was. He had entered his number underneath the name ‘Thomas H.’ Just by looking at the name, you’d think that it could be any old Thomas H. off the street… until you looked at the photo he’d added as his contact photo. He must have taken it right before he left, because he was all bundled up for the cold day. Geez, that smile probably leaves scores of women keeled over dead in the street. 

        “Ugh.” She groaned as she put her phone back onto the coffee table and closed her eyes once more. She hoped that the ibuprofen would work quickly, because her head felt like someone was beating it like a drum. Finally, she sunk a little further into the couch, and drifted back off to sleep. __________________________________         A loud knocking startled her awake a couple of hours later. She looked at her clock as she swung her legs around to place them flat on the floor. 2:24 P.M. Who is bothering her? When she looked out of the peephole, she noticed an older man standing there with several boxes on a moving dolly.         “Can I help you?” She asked through the door.         “I’m looking for Olivia Beckett. I’ve got a delivery.”         A delivery? What the hell could be in all those boxes? She opened the door for the man, with a questioning expression on her still sleepy face.         “Are you Ms. Beckett?”         “Yes… what’s all that?” She ran her hand over her hair, trying to make sure it wasn’t looking completely crazy.         “I’ve got a grocery delivery from Whole Foods.”          “A… grocery delivery?”          “That’s what I said.”          Livi wrinkled her nose at the rude quip from the man. She watched as he wheeled his moving dolly into her kitchen, depositing the boxes in the middle of the floor.          “There you are, Miss. Thank you.” He said quickly as he made a hasty exit.          She locked the door behind him, and walked into the kitchen surveying the stack of boxes. She stood on her tip-toes and peeked into the top box, seeing several bread items. ‘Oh man, that smells so good.’ She thought to herself as she pulled the box down and went through it. Freshly baked bagels, croissants, blueberry muffins, and chocolate chip cookies were housed in that box. She began to filter through the other boxes, and pulled from them different cheeses, fruits, meat, snacks, bottled water, teas and coffee for her Keurig. She certainly hadn’t ordered all this food, so she only knew of one person that would have. She immediately went to her phone and pressed the number beside the smiling ‘Thomas H.’          “Well, hello there.” He said, with the hint of a grin in his voice.          “Hi.”          “How do you feel? I would imagine that you’ve got a bit of a headache.”          She chuckled. “Yeah, I do… definitely not feeling so hot. The ibuprofen helped though, thank you.”           “You’re welcome.” She could hear metal clanging and voices reciting Shakespeare in the background, and knew he must have been at practice.           “So, I just received a huge delivery of groceries… I was wondering who the mystery person was that sent them to me.”           “Ah… yes, I don’t know who that could have been.” He joked.           “Tom, I really appreciate it… but you know that I can buy my own groceries.”           “I know you can… however, that doesn’t mean that you will. I know you stay busy at the clinic. Just consider it a kind gesture.”           “It was very kind. Thank you, again.”           “Save the chicken and pasta. I’m coming over tomorrow night and cooking you dinner.”           “You are?”           “Yes, if that’s alright.. I’m free tomorrow, and I like your company just a bit, Dr. Beckett. Now, go make yourself a sandwich, eat and lay down. I’ll give you a call later, alright?”            “Okay… and, thanks again, Tom.”            “You’re quite welcome, darling.”             After their goodbyes, Olivia stared at her phone for a moment. She didn’t know what was happening, and she didn’t know how to handle it. This was the point where she usually distanced herself from men. That moment when she starts to feel butterflies… the moment where she’s giddy at the thought of seeing someone… that was always her sign. She didn’t want to end it with Tom, though. She liked him a lot, even though it was still very new. He seemed to be warm and caring, not to mention ridiculously good-looking and down to earth… and she could get used to listening to the way he said “dah-ling” with that deep voice riddled with his strong accent. She decided to give it another day at least, before deciding what to do about him. After dinner tomorrow night, she’d know…

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[ridleytheknight]

for the 100 questions, i dare u to answer 1-50 :3c

One through fifty? Oooh boy this is gonna be a long post, but I’m happy to answer them! I hope you enjoy this starling~ ^-^ Let’s get started shall we?

1. Kissing in most cases I would consider cheating, but it depends on the context of the kiss. I kiss some people platonic or for cosplay shoots which I have consented to with my partners permission. So it depends!

2. I’ve never had sex so the need to fake an orgasm has never been an issue or a thought I’ve had. So technically no?

3. I would want to mother fucking fly as my super power

4. I will never be rich, but I will be satisfied.

5. I got my punch spiked at my sister wedding and did the chicken dance shit faced drunk at her reception with two of my cousins (Also wasted but consensually) Does that count as a funny drunk story?

6. My last ex really wasn’t good to me, she’d call me names and honestly I probably should have gotten the hell out of that relationship way earlier than I did, but I’m socially awkward and never read the signs right.

7. How I’d want to die? Mmm. Probably get shot in the head. Quick. Easy. Done.

8. My current goal is college

9. Do I like someone? I like my girlfriend~ I love you babe

10. I don’t think anyone’s disappointed me lately. I can’t really remember anything note worthy... I didn’t get called in for a job I wanted, but that’s about it I think.

11. Do I like my body? Yes for the most part, I have some area that I wish were a little better, and I have stretch marks everywhere for absolutely no reason other than growing four inches in two months. But otherwise I’m healthy and content with my body.

12. Can I keep a diet? Yes! I’ve been eating healthy for at least a year or two now and you wouldn’t believe how much better I feel! It doesn’t work for everyone, but I like how its worked for me!

13. If the whole world listened to me, we’d have some problems. Cause I’m an idiot. Let’s not do that.

14. I don’t work currently, i’m trying to get my first job as of now however! Wish me luck starlings?~

15. One food to eat for the rest of my life? Burgers. Burgers man. So many flavors and burgers go with everything.

16. Yes! I actually have a few tattoos planned!

17. Conventions. I would never mind blowing all my money on conventions and/or cosplay

18. I cannot drive, but I do have my permit!

19. When was the last time told me I was beautiful... its been awhile. I don’t remember actually. But I think it was a close friend of mine! Love you E!

20. Last thing I cried for? I sobbed writing a death scene for one of my fics, does that count?

21. (Jesus my hands hurt) Yes I keep a journal religiously, though I write in it at night and most of my entries are sleep deprived rambling.

22. Is life fun? Ask @legendarylangst I’ve told her stories of my friends. If life ain’t fun. It’s at least been one hell of a ride. 

23. Farting in front of people? I mean, not my style, but you do you man.

24. My dream car is a mini cooper. Or my dad’s Harley motorcycle.

25. My grades in school are the most important thing to me nine months of the year. Nothing else matters. I get anxiety when I have a B

26. My crush has pink hair, really pretty eyes, and we’ve been friends for years. Our six month anniversary is coming up soon!

27. The Girl From The Well was the last book that truly and geniunely impressed me. I love that fucking book.

28. My last lie was telling my mom I didn’t eat the last of the coffee cake.

29. The dumbest lie I’ve ever told? When I was six I said I was secretly a cat wearing a human suit. 

30? Crying in front of people for me has never happened, but if it did i would probably be mortified. I’m one of those people that hate ever saying that I’m sad or having a hard time.

31. I’m proud of playing the mariokart theme song while my friends raced on go karts in mario cosplay. That’s my crown achievement 

32. What’s a cocktail?

33. I’m good a writing! (Hopefully)

34. I love my nephew, but any other small children always either make me wanna scream or punt kick them.

35. I’m feeling pretty good, have a bit of a headache. But otherwise I’m chill!

36. I would name my daughter Stella and my son Daniel or Cillian

37. I need either people or computer to be happy.

38. Yes. I want to punch a man in the face right now. A man that has hurt my friend. Bastard lead her on while he had a girlfriend. I have a ship. My fist in his face. I’ll let you know when it’s canon.

39. The last gift I got? My birthday was in July and I got a movie theater gift card seven days after it! Win!

40. I gave my girlfriend a black gem necklace from the last con I was at as the last gift I’ve given lately

41. I went to a Skillet Concert last month! It was so good!

42. I like to shop at Barnes and Nobles or Hot Topic

43. I am inspired by music mostly or other writers!

44. The first time I (accidently) got drunk was eight

45. I’ve never gotten high

46. I’ve never had sex.

47. My first kiss was when I was six under the slide at the playground

48. Something I want to do til the end of this year? Breathe.

49. I have a lot of shit I wish I hadn’t done. But that’s life!

50. You want a selfie? Uhhhnnn, sure! I’ll post it right after this ask I guess!

Thank you for the wonderful ask! All my starlings feel free to drop asks or messages! I love to hear from you!

[marcoacesabo]

College AU. WB fatuity party and Ace is hopelessly drunk, he challenges Sabo and Marco to MarioKart and says he will kick their butts. He'll do that or kiss them as he really doesn't care either way cause their both hot.

Ace wasn’t much of a drinker. 

Now that doesn’t mean he doesn’t drink because he does, it just meant that he couldn’t handle it. He was known for being a little..excited while drunk and maybe making an ass out of himself too.

Which was why he tended to not drink at parties that were located outside of his apartment. He could be an idiot all he wanted at home, no one to judge him there but his potted plants and the neighbor’s fat cat.  

But he wanted to leave a good impression on Thatch and Haruta. They had been the ones who invited him to join the Whitebeard fraternity.  Both were asking if he wanted a mixed drink that would “get you laid or dead!” and he couldn’t wuss out. 

Maybe,  he should have. 

Because now he was screaming at this blond couple to get ready to throw down while waving a Wii control at both. Both males were the only ones sitting on the couch in front of the large flat-screen TV and thus were there to battle him. 

Ace had squealed when he spotted the game system and had all but beg one of them to turn it on for him. Marco had done so, after introducing himself to the raven hair man. 

Ace could have kissed him right then and there.

“I-I’ll kick your butts! You’ll be left in the dust!!!” The intoxicated male claimed excitedly climbing onto the couch between them “This is my first time playing as-as  Donkey Kong! But he’s a gorilla so that means he’s strong!”

Sabo laughed, taking the offered control “I’m sure you will. By the way, what happens if you lose? Or we just playing for a prize?”

Ace considered that question as the games started up, then nodded happily. “Loser has to kiss the winner! Oh but not on the lips.”

“Not on the lips yoi?” Marco asked shifting a bit to lay his arm on the back of the couch watching as Ace started the game with a roar taking first place as Sabo rushed behind him.

“Yeah cause you can only kiss on the lips if you're in love! And I-I want my first kiss to be- be - hic- be out of love! Oh, I like that “yoi” it’s so cute. Say it again. ” Ace giggled slightly leaning into Marco who was staring wide-eyed at him. “I’M WINNING!”

Sabo had stopped paying attention to the game, studying the raven haired man before locking eyes with Marco  “We’re keeping him. I call the first kiss.”

#MarcoAceSabo #Ace wakes up the next day with no memory of this #Drunk MarioKart #Anonymous