#i mean not canon but yanno

[witchspeka]

It's always "Shou and Ritsu need to blow stuff up with their minds for mental health reasons" or Ritsu and Teru or even Shou and Teru!

But what about Mob? When does he get to blow stuff up with his mind for funsies? For shits and giggles? He didn't go through all of those meltdowns and character development for nothing, let him go ham on a junkyard car or something smh

I believe in Mob's narrative given right to fuck shit up sometimes

#im hungry i should do homework i should also finish all of my other drafted posts BUT I AM LAZY #ive been starting to write fic tho at least thats productive. fic thats kind of relevant to this actually hm #listen i just want more Mob content where he does smth reckless or stupid with his powers he deserves it #or just in general tbh i need more content of mob being kinda mean or having arguments with ppl like to a healthy degree ok #but i still want him to. yanno. lash out and stuff. experience emotion. have him get angry over petty stuff #the first mp100 fic ive ever started writing/drafting had mob and ritsu having a proper fight post canon #i just need it for my OWN mental health. let them have dumb sibling fights and have mob express his annoyances #itd be funny and cathartic. for me at least. ill finish that shit one day its been assembled and disassembled but ill figure it out #eventually #let mob feel and express all of the ugly emotions he didnt allow himself to acknowledge for years pls #its my favourite thing #anyway. #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #shigeo kageyama #cine te a intrebat

[divinekangaroo]

Been reading the Sadeian woman after @normalbrothers mentioned it in relation to Diana Mitford, many thoughts but tumblr (and no computer on holidays) is. Poor format for those thoughts

That said, in a(n unrelated?) tangent, the books framing of the written pornographer’s role in reinforcing sexual dynamics/norms (and that this is why de Sade was at least worthy of analysis because he challenged sexual/gender/power dynamic norms) makes me wonder regarding the propensity (call it the dominance; the dominant minority) of readerfic these days (writ by women for women and using the 'self insert' motif to tackle first person POV) and how it’s recolonised fannish spaces back to a particular model of acceptable pornography through sheer flooding quantity .

“our Chr1s+ian (?) moral duty to reclaim queer pornography to reassert normative sexual dynamics between a man and a woman, or a man and a man, or a woman and a woman*” and clean up all that dirty sexual power gender role dynamic complexity etc etc etc there’s only a very limited range of acceptable incest to fetishise etc etc mumble mumble even gay readerfic back to hole and prod mumble mutter mumble

#old woman shouting at cloud #i do find this ironic because *in theory* t x l is het-normative. except. all you need to do is compare it to the fannish approach to- #-t x his first wife to recognise exactly what norms txl does indeed challenge. t and g also do but less overt; hence easier to flatten #and yeah it's definitely the fannish approach i mean here and not the canon because what i'm seeing these days is that fans aren't taking- #-subtext and making it text; or adding queerness where there was none; #its taking subtext and eliminating it; its taking queerness or complexity and flattening it to a v normative shape #*woman and a woman being the hardest to reframe because there's no prod and hole yanno? #does not readily allow the old in-out to play out when it's more about stretch and surface and grind #without artificiality coming into play anyway #i'd forgotten about de sade's cunt-cracking approach anyway #and now i have remembered!

[cobaltfluff]

happy april fools' from your big brothers, dumbass (affectionate)

#persona #art tag #p5r #p4g #p3re #i think i'll use the tags for the specific games i've played #anyway i have a headcanon #my renren REALLY admires his big brothers and is VERY prone to being gullible around them #i mean... why whould they just lie yanno ??? #this is an incredibly stupid comic #but when i first saw the p3 school emblem i laughed my ASS off #bc all i could see was the bmw logo #then i started p4 and LO WHY IS IT THE MERCEDES LOGO LMFAOOOO #like ok i know the p3 one is probs supposed to represent the moon phases #and the p4 one is probs just a Y for yatogami ?? maybe ?? #but i still find it SO FUNNYYYY #anyway i need to do some reference sheets for these three #or a relationship chart or sth #that said i've only played like 2hours of p4 #my headcanons arent anything to do with real canon tbh #i am making them my ocs now and you cant do anything to stop me #I SWEAR if i get any comments that are like #UHM AKSHULLY JOKER KNOWS THE OTHER TWO SCHOOLS or something #i am going to lose my mind #this is a joke and joker is there to do the setup for the joke #HENCE HIS NAME LOL

[clowningaroundmars]

e-42 prowlerbyte angst (kinda) cuz i thought it'd be funny but in like a sad way

margo actually hating the prowler and thinking anyone with masks and weapons are terrible ppl just bc of how bad things are on earth-42

every time miles and his uncle show up on tv news channels she talks shit abt them not knowing she's talkin about her bf and his uncle

miles is oddly defensive every time, just sayin stuff like "margo you literally have never seen these two hurt civilians or anyone else but cops for that matter"

margo argues back "they obviously steal stuff and use bombs that could hurt someone tho. and nobody who's up to any good is swingin around wearing stuff like THAT"

miles rolls his eyes and pouts a lil bit about it but is genuinely distressed that his own gf can't see the good that the prowler does on a near daily basis so that pushes him to actually help more civvies whenever possible.

it kinda annoys aaron but he understands. eventually aaron lets him go off and do his own thing occasionally, stopping bank robbers from shooting unarmed bystanders and whatnot

the word spreads relatively quickly and soon prowler gains a "vigilante" label on the streets. a couple of his saves end up on the news, too

cue miles smirking at margo one day as they're sat in miles' living room with the tv on.

"...so. looks like prowler's moving different lately, just like i said he would. not lookin too bad there, is he?"

margo scoffs and shakes her head. "i mean... it's cool that he's saving ppl now i guess. doesnt mean hes a good guy exactly but we'll take what we can get!"

this definitely doesnt help miles' paranoia at all tho. he's even more adamant with his uncle that margo cannot know abt their prowler business now more than ever.

#mine #spiderverse #miles g morales #margo kess #prowlerbyte #i read a fic once where margo was miles' mj #and so then i think its fitting for them to have a lil ��mj gets saved in the rain” moment yanno what i mean #its their canon event ALSJDJDKSLS #margo gets saved by the prowler and she allll of a sudden does a whole 180 on him #miles preens a lil as she goes on and on abt how ☆great☆ the prowler is!! how strong he was. how chivalrous... #margo: AHEM I MEAN-- yeah he did alright! i'm fine now. he was... he was okay i guess so #miles: yeah i bet he was p cool huh 💅💅💅😏 #margo: yeah... i mean... i still love you but i meannnnn if the prowler wants to like hmu real quick-- #miles: O-KAAYYY you better stop that now *laughing* i get it! #margo: ahahaha yeah i see why youre a big fan of your boy now. he's... yeah he was p cool ☺️ #miles is content enough with margo having a crush on his alter ego for now #maybe thatll make it all go down easier when she eventually finds out...

[cosmoboba]

#heart. heart why #why heart . #there are so many other characters why . #why him . #why did he have to be the one . #why is he your highest character obsession . #I think I need to be CHECKED for every disease he's given me . #blonde SOLDIER boy #blonde SOLDIER boy don't save me . #blonde SOLDIER boy you've ruined my life . #look bitch I just KNOW that mofo canonically taken someway somehow and if not someday he might . #I mean hey listen. hand to god no hate on Clerith nor CloTi those are some great/cute dynamics that I also ship . #but can I just confess my sins on this internet on how I . sometimes. SOMETIMES . get a bit jelly #they're like...phases mk . #they come n go . in n out of me . #BUT LIKE....WHEN I DO GET JEALOUS I LIKE....YANNO... #DJ SPIN THAT IM SERIOUS BY DAY6 SHIT #(good song btw I recommend if you like kpop. it's an angst one-sided song basically Clexis/Clomina theme LMFAO) #and no im not just referring to Cloubri as I'm typing this(well. kinda both since Aubri is technically a self projection too) #but I also do selfshipping too so. keep in mind of that . #YES. YES IM THAT MENTALLY FUCKED UP THIS IS WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR WHEN YOU HIT THAT FOLLOW BUTTON #but GOD Cloud Strife why do you hate me to the point you made me love you . #what is this curse you have casted upon my very existence you are a DANGEROUS fuckin man . #Cloud Strife I hate you #Cloud Strife I love you #Cloud Strife go fuck yourself I can't believe you did this to me/affection #Cloud Strife you can also fuck m-/JJJJ.....unle- #I'm not gonna survive through rebirth am I . #MOM GET MY FUNERAL READY I'M PRECISELY GOING TO DESEASE ON FEB 29TH 12 AM O CLOCK SHARP

[glasseswearingrabbitdetective]

Justice … Aoi being “allowed”(??tf?)to wear whatever Aoi wants. Aoi-chan festival!! Deserved!

#Hyoudou aoi #hyodo aoi #maid sama #kaichou wa maid sama #I don’t like this series but I like this series… Yanno? #theyre so mean to Aoi it eventually lead me to drop it Lol #I adore Aoi <3 Aoi the world! #in and out of canon… ppl were going on about “a guy who likes to dress like a girl” sm I just :/// stfu #Hyoudou Aoi my beloved

[blujayonthewing]

GORLS

#my art #BIG shoutout to Justin for tricking these repressed dorks into kissing on day one #by making THIS AU Elyss even more starved for love and kindness than she already canonically is and then almost killing them both #I mean don't get me wrong they're both still awkward and were both too nervous to bring it up again for like three weeks but yanno #I did mention that camping in nonstop rain this weekend wasn't ALL bad didn't I #protip: get a husband who's legit the best DM you know and who knows your most cherished OC well enough to roleplay her himself #and who also ships your self indulgent OC crossover ship and will devise an entire oneshot to play with you explicitly to indulge in it #anyway who knows if I'll finish this and I probably shouldn't make a habit of posting WIPs here just cause I'm excited but... I got excited #kees.....! #THEY BOTH DESERVE KISSES! ELYSS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANYONE IN CANON TO PINE AFTER 😭 #my OCs #elyss #juniper #elyss and june

[midnightmoodlet-art]

Doodles of my dnd oc Talia ft "holy fuck why did my dm allow me to choose whoever I wanted for her patron"

#oc #dnd #dnd art #artists on tumblr #mio #I am so very normal about Black Pearl #I mean NotBlackPearl yep yep #I am VERY low key about my lady crushes as there's like 3 in total #but some days you're just feeling a little gay yanno? #oc x canon #on a pure technicality #also not tagging her because TECHNICALLY this isn't the crk universe ehe

[rexscanonwife]

I hate that I'm such a weirdo and can't just be like 'I'm dating both Rex and Fives' I'm out here making AUs and thinking about fuckin telenovela-worthy drama and pining and jealousy and considering making separate s/is but still liking the dynamic my main s/i already has with Fives and losing my mind

#brie babbles #self insert talk #💙 oh captain my captain 💙 #💙💙 familiar faces 💙💙 #I ALREADY HAVE A SET TIMELINE THATS FLESHED OUT ENOUGH AND LIKE #AND I'M CANON COMPLIANT AS YOU ALL KNOW #DO I ADD A SUB-PLOT ABOUT SOME FEELINGS FOR FIVES AND HAVE HIS DEATH BE THE END OF THAT?? #itd be pretty spicy!! #and between all of my insanity im also thinkin like #about how nice itd be to date fives ahfjf #like we have a RAPPORT itd be like falling for ur best friend 👉👈 #except my best friend is anakin and we're purely platonic w a capital p #but yanno what i mean #idk just pulling a prank and laughing together about it and maybe falling against each other cause we're laughing so much #and that physical touch suddenly feels different and u realize smth changed #anyways ive been having a Week #every week is a fucking week and it never ends and this is keeping me going

[j3st3r-13]

Rick Sanchez headcanons

tw: body horror?

When he rolls his eyes, you can see wiring behind it.

his teeth are kinda sharp, if you pressed your finger on them then your would cut your finger 

his eyes glow in the dark

i know that in the show and cartoons he’s tall anyway but if you saw him in real life you would see that his fingers, nails, and legs are all just too long there disproportionate to his body. this also includes his di-

he walks completely silently, morty wants to get him a bell cause he keeps scaring the shit out of him.

he hasnt got a single scar on his body, i mean nothing. he is what 70 and not a scar from anything. he healed all of them but yanno how you’ve got scars and whatnot from tripping as a kid? he hasn’t got anything.

every single piece of him is modded in some way. his hands are starting to shake out of old age, he will just replace them. his lungs? replaced with metal that can handle any type of drug. his limbs check. eyes? definitely

ricks room is soundproof not because of his “company ” but because sometimes he wakes up screaming for Diane and Beth. he doesnt want them to know so they dont know.

ricks tech says that it only listens to rick but Morty can override if he needed to.

ricks a cat person 

when he walks you can hear the like whirring? inside of him all the time

he can control his body temperature, so if he decided it was okay to touch, hug cuddle whatever we would raise it slightly.

rick grew up quite wealthy (i think this is canon?)

Not a headcanons but if anyone wanted to request any type of r&m headcanons I'll get to it as soon as ( x readers could be fun ;)) yea just send me an ask/message <3 I will also do NSFW 😉

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick c137 #morty smith #morty c137 #rick and morty headcanon #rick sanchez headcanons #c137 headcanons

[actual-changeling]

ohhh yanno...I think sometimes why I get so uncomfortable with meta and theories with GO (specifically in defense of Aziraphale) is that it really starts to resemble pro Christianity rhetoric...and I totally believe that everyone should feel free to believe/not believe in any sort of religion they choose...but it starts to get real uncomfy real fast when I'm reminded of my own christian family and their condemnations of me and the experiences I went through growing up christian and then realizing I didn't believe in any of it...

and for some people maybe that IS why they so staunchly defend Aziraphale, but for me, it's why his actions made me so mad, and why the firm "aziraphale defenders no matter what" lowkey skeeve me out...like that post you said about knowing Aziraphale in real life...yeahhhh no I'd never be friends with him, and maybe that does make me too biased for Crowley, bc I'm imagining myself in his position, bc I HAVE BEEN in that position, but idk I just can't find it in me to defend angel characters or super pro christian type thinking ones when too much of irl has been negatively affected by those types of people. and yeah fiction is not reality but when the premise of GO is a satirical look on religion idk it's just iffy to be so pro angel/heaven imo (obviously this isn't about those who view it with nuance hahaha)

I know what you mean anon, I definitely feel the same.

Seeing people fall into angel good/demon bad without even noticing is... painful, to say the least. Defending all of Aziraphale's actions because he had "good intentions" or "still has faith" or "was traumatized by heaven" is harmful and unhealthy to say the least, and it 100% looks like pro-Christianity rhetoric at times.

We're supposed to look at Aziraphale and see somehow who yes, has good intentions, but has refused to deal with his trauma and problems and ends up making incredibly bad choices as a result. He is supposed to change, so defending his actions is counter-intuitive to the message Neil and Terry want us to receive.

Aziraphale is that kid who tells you sure, it's fine to no believe in God, but you will go to hell and suffer forever, who tells you everyone just needs to "try harder" and that "poor people have mor opportunities" (I still cannot process that he canonically says and believes that), who tells you that you can be gay, but don't be it in front of the children or any people.

Aziraphale is the guy who refuses to deal with his internalized homophobia and asks his queer friends to go back into the closet because he cannot deal with seeing queer people be happy while he is stuck in self-induced misery.

There are reasons why so many people are uncomfortable with his behaviour and ideologies—and you are supposed to be.

#alex answers asks #alex talks good omens #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #ineffable spouses #ineffable divorce #the final fifteen #good omens meta #i have so many thoughts on how aziraphale pushed crowley to emotionally suppress anything and everything #without him crowley would be emotionally open and tell people he loves them and spend time with them #he would be LIVING instead of just surviving but he suffered through that shit because he loves aziraphale

[cvntkisser]

This is a massive fandom pet peeve of mine that I've literally never talked about. Yanno how people use headcanon refer to anything anyone thinks a certain character would do? Well thats not what it means.

A Headcanon is something that a character would do that does NOT contradict canon.

Headcanons are things that someone who has consumed that piece of media can hear about and go there's nothing in canon to disprove this, so even if it isn't stated it could hypothetically happen so maybe the character did do this but it was just never talked about.

A headcanon is something like Frankenstein having bolts-canon never says it but canon also never not says it.

For example, saying you headcanon a character is gay when they have canonically been shown to be attracted to the opposite gender is not a headcannon, because canon disproves it. Saying that a character is bi or pan or multisexual when they have canonically been shown to be attracted to the opposite gender is a headcanon(just because they have been shown to like one gender does not mean they don't like other genders).

Similarly you can headcanon a character as having transitioned into their canon gender but only if there's no canon depiction of them as a baby or toddler where they are the same gender they currently, canonically are(because that would show that they are cis).

This isn't just about sexuality or gender, but also about things a character's likes or dislikes and habits. I've seen so many people depict in fics and/or headcanon a character who mainly uses non violent & defensive strategies in fights but bcz its never really pointed out by the narrative and also bcz they are often verbally aggressive, their dislike of physical violence has been ignored, and its common to for them to be depicted and/or headcanoned as violent and physically agressive.

Another example is if a character canonically has been raised by their parents-even if it's proven by a single one off line or something the creator said in an interview-and then you headcanon them as growing up in an orphanage, is not a headcanon, because it actively goes against canon.

Another thing is things that are implied to not be canon being seen as a headcanon. For example, if a character is implied to be poor as a child and you headcanon them as being raised rich, then you either need an explanation for why they did or said whatever implied that they were raised poor or it's not a headcanon.

I think fandom needs a new word for stuff that people want to believe about characters that contradicts canon and/or implied canon. Oh wait, just realised that's called ooc but no one likes saying they like an ooc version of character bcz then they have to admit to mischaracterising a character or not actually liking the canon character so i still sorta think we need a new word.

#fandom #sherlock holmes #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha #bnha #bsd #bungo stray dogs #miraculous ladybug #harry potter #pulla magi madoka magica #marauders #marauders era #anime #manga #kekegurui #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu sorcerer #headcannons #danganronpa #genshin impact #honkai star rail #marvel headcanons #marvel #dc comics #dc headcanon #fnaf #percy jackon and the olympians #mypo)t #rantish

[radioactivedragonbones]

Back In The Ol' Days [2014] we had the punk/nerd AU... but I have my gripes with the PNAU; it feels outdated to me. In 2014 I ate that shit up, but it's 2024 and the rampant micro-trends have me re-thinkin modern Hijack portrayals...

So here I am to propose a new PNAU: Grunge X Emo.

Hiccup as a cozy grunge kind of guy- basically just classic comfy casual clothes but with earthy tones, ripped up jeans covered in motor oil stains, and loose flannel shirts over worn-out tees.

Jack as a casual emo kind of guy- Skinny jeans with rips (often on the end of the legs cause they annoy them when they're too long), tight band tees, and his classic hoodie he can disappear into the shadowy hood of to sulk.

Elaboration ⬇️

I think it could be fun to explore the way Hiccup has a ton of hand-me-downs and spends a lot of time patching up old clothes, or adding custom painted patches to his bags. Maybe he knows how to sew just from patching/mending. I like that in the movies we see him doing bith heavy work in the forge, and having gentle hands as an artist. I think he'd be good at a ton of different diy skills and put them to practical use with his wardrobe.

In canon, Hiccup does have a lot of leftist and punk ideology; The Edge is literally equal-ownership equal-imput everyone else just decides he runs the show. And he literally changes the dominant mindset of the society he lives in to better the life of both his people and the ones they've been at war with for decades. Hes pretty punk... but I don't see him going so far aesthetically as to be a full Spiky Punk TM. He's always on the move, working on something, or chilling outside with Toothless, so I think a more casual comfortable style suits him. Though I do think he would like jackets with extra straps and buckles on the pockets and stuff, and maybe a good belt bag + leatherman combo. Totally the type to always have a pocket knife. He'd paint himself patches and slap a few of em on his bags, coats, maybe over that burn hole in his jeans that's been annoying him. He'd favor practicality over aesthetic, but he still has a sense of style. As he gets older he probably leans into the edgier style, wearing more black and red combos, more strappy belts/coats/bags, and even gets a few tattoos. But I do see him as a grungey earthy engineering guy with comfy, often oversized silhouettes.

Jack I could see being super impulsive and latching onto pop culture; something emos were notorious for. I, personally, was clamoring for a branded tee shirt the moment I deemed a band good enough to youtube->mp3 to my ipod. I could see Jack doing that kind of thing, and latching onto this misunderstood invisible-yet-visibly-different identity. He probably favors dark blue, brown, and black. Deffinitely the type to get on the colored jeans trend when it hit. Maybe he even doodles little swirling patterns on his clothes when he's bored- an adhd habit I know all too well.

Without being, yanno, dead, Jack's Different Look would probably come just from him wanting to express himself. He feels isolated and finds it hard to make lasting friends because when people *do* notice him, they tend to see him more as a silly little jester than a person worth getting to know. He copes with humor and trying to get attention every now and again but ends up with a closer knit group of oddballs. He's good with kids, of course, and tends to take on a cool-big-brother to anyone in need of one. All of this playing into this casual and easy-going but edgy, kinda emo look. He probably listens to sad emo music while sitting on a roof, staring at the moon, contemplating his purpose in life. He pretty much does that in his movie so it isn't much of a stretch lol.

Anyways, feel free ro give your 2 cents and build onto or off of this as you please, I'm just brainstorming I guess. Thinkin aloud... visually. I tend to like psychoanalyzing characters and it's interesting to me to think of Hic & Jack's canon portrayals and what they would mean in a modern-human AU.

#mad ramblings #grunge/emo AU #hijack #AU ideas i guess #i psychoanalyze pixels #because i love them #frostcup

[yuesya]

Reading the snippet you just posted about Villain!Shiki's confrontation with sukuna's gang made me think, how much does a sorcerer's experiances shape their domain expansion? Like some are directly expanding on their inherent technique but theres gotta be some wiggle room right? Like would Zenith!Shiki, Cursed Spirit Twin!Shiki, and Villain!Shiki, and so on; have different domain expansions? Like they'd all have the same starting point with the MoDP and Emptiness but would their own unique life experiances shape them in slightly different ways to the point that their Domains would be unique? Similar but Unique.

Like, I cant imagine every Six Eyes and limitless user has Unlimited Void as their Domain Expansion so some part of Domains must be unique, yanno?

I mean im sure anything about Shiki's Domain is [REDACTED] lol. but what do you think about how pre determined Domains are or if they change with a sorcerer's life?

Personal headcanon that a sorcerer's domain is partially shaped by their experiences (see: Higuruma, Hakari) and partially just by virtue of the innate abilities that they possess.

In the latter case, I believe it's canonically stated that the Domain Expansion for the Limitless technique is Unlimited Void. But if we go along with the assumption that a person's nature and experiences play a role in shaping the Domain, then there's probably "wiggle room" in just how Unlimited Void manifests for each user of Limitless/Six Eyes. So presumably Gojo Satoru's Unlimited Void is a little different from the Unlimited Void of his ancestors.

In a similar vein, the various Shikis would probably have slightly different Domain Expansions, although core concepts would be the same.

#QA #zenith of stars #zenith of stars au #domain expansion

[bonearenaofmyskull]

This will be my one and only post on the subject of post-s3 canon-compliant Hannigram...

...unless ofc the show gets renewed, which, at this point--it won't, lbr. Martha de Laurentiis was the show's champion and navigator of the rights issues, and she has literally died. If anyone else is championing it, I don't know about it. Maybe something can come through eventually as the new company leadership gets shit figured out, idk. But I'm not holding my breath.

That's the key point here which most of these asks don't seem to recognize: they want me to give an opinion on the state of the relationship, and whether or not Hannibal and Will can be together for a long term and maintain contentment in their relationship with each other: the Happy Ever After Question. But what these asks are most notably NOT doing--even though the askers always frame it as if they are--is asking me about the kind of storytelling would be likely in a continuation of the show: the Plot? What Plot? question. They want to have their plot cake and happily eat it ever after too. And it just doesn't work that way.

These are really very, very different questions. And what would happen if the show actually did come back has as much to do with what would have to happen to resurrect the show out of rights oblivion and then negotiate endless contracts AND how the creatives own lives and circumstances may have changed them and their points of view over the years, as well as the years themselves.

And because the show is very likely never coming back it's really a moot point now. Fantasize however you want. Write fic however you want. It's your damn story now, not the creatives. So in answer to the first, Happy Ever After Question, yeah, sure, why the fuck not. Let Hannigram have forever. But wait--you like plot with your porn? Then by all means give them some conflict. Tear them from the seams, their skin, their bones. Does that make you happy now?

But stop pulling down other people who are doing it in a different way than you're doing it, even if you can't understand it. Yeah, you know who you are....

As for the ~cANoN~ question, let's also be real for a second. If the show were renewed TODAY, it will have been more than a decade between seasons three and four, and Bryan Fuller has been pretty clear that Hannibal and Will are together during that time. So CAN they stay together for a period of years? Yeah, sure, why the fuck not. Obviously they HAVE.

But also--if the show were to come back, would they be destined for angsty shit and conflict and, yanno, PLOT? Again, obviously. It's a ridiculous notion that the show would continue without it. Flip side of that, though, is the equally ridiculous notion that seems to be floating around that if they can't be Disney princesses in their happily-ever-after together, then they can't be together at all, or at least, not for long. That's also absurd.

So let's touch base with what we know, and not what we each individually prefer.

Let's pretend--perhaps ambitiously--for a minute that if the show did ever come back it would be following the plan that we were left off with. It would stretch into 3 more seasons, with Cuban, Korean, and Cajun dishes iirc for episode titles. Bryan Fuller was pretty clear that season four would dive into an untapped portion of the books, revisit season one in a "really interesting way," and be pitched as Angel Heart meets Inception. Will might achieve happiness but not till the ending of the whole thing. That's what we know. Sorry I can't cite any of this; I haven't looked up a Hannibal article in half a decade.

So, leaving aside specifics and just getting to the question at hand, what we do know from season 1 is that Hannibal and Will were together. So, logically, they're probably together in any theoretical season 4. And OF COURSE they would be--they just spent all of S3 apart. You gotta vary this shit up. And they have to have internal and external conflicts, because writing 101. And the internal conflicts are meaningless--as would be all the rest of the preceding show--unless they're deeply and passionately invested in and love each other. That was the whole frickin' point of S3.

I don't honestly even understand how any of this is a question or a debate. Why are y'all even arguing in this the year of our lord almost 2024, and making me grumpy by sending me endless asks about stuff that's been answered for years and years. Why did I have to read with my OWN TWO EYES that someone who joined the fandom in 2016 (!!!) is so #FandomOld that people are afraid to argue with them????

...

So, y'all, this is all I'm willing to say about a potential continuation and ending of the show:

In a simple sense, the pattern the show was setting up is S1 & S4 Hannigram is together and solving crimes (at least in some weird Angel Heart way), S2 & S5 is semi-together, semi-apart Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane thing (with other stuff), and S3 & S6 on-the-run culminating in Something Big (probably at least partially apart). That doesn't mean this is the way the show would go, but it'd be very easy to write Clarice or an expy coming into the story to chase them down and end up mentored by them (either one or both) with this format.

As for the very final ending of the whole thing, the ending *I* would write may not be the same as what Bryan Fuller would write, but to me it seems both obvious where the show should go and that it would be completely and utterly satisfying to shippers and non-shippers alike. And I have run my theoretical ending by devout Hannigram shippers, and it met their approval. So if I can come up with something that both works for them and works for my sense of completionism in storytelling, then I'm sure Bryan Fuller could. He's way more practiced than me.

I have consistently said that I do not relate to the notion that it'd be better to have them together in one's imagination than it would be to actually see Mads and Hugh acting together in the ACTUAL SHOW, regardless of how that ends. Because here's the thing: my imagination is boundless and endless, and I can get an unlimited amount of Hannigram doing whatever the fuck I please whenever the fuck I please. More show, on the other hand, is rare as hen's teeth. I would take that miracle if I could get it.

The End.

#hannibal meta #hannigram #s4 speculations #s5 speculations #s6 speculations #bryan fuller #the rights issue #bear answers #bear replies #don't ask follow ups to this post #this is as polite as i can be and i'm barely holding on #i am not a proxy for bryan fuller #i do not appreciate being nagged #and if you don't think you have enough expertise to speak for me #then why do you think anyone else does either #if you want my opinion look at my posts #there are literally over a thousand in my hannibal meta tag #don't disrespect the amount of work that took by asking me to do it again #and DONT apologize #figure it out

[bucket-tooka]

Observe this rare trading card I got for $1.57!

We stan Jaster Mereel, Mandalore the Reformer on this blog. We also ignore great swathes of canon around here!

Now! Even though Jaster is now only canon in Boba's chain code and listed as mentor, I wish to direct your attention to the back of this card.

"He also raises an orphaned farmer's son, Jango Fett, as his own." AS. HIS. OWN.

I don't know what that means to you, but my dude, that reads as Jaster raised Jango as his own son. Jaster was his father.

So! Fanfic writers, while we all chose to write differently and all sorts of different plots, let others have their headcanons in peace. Educating people about actually harmful words is good.

But Jas'buir used to be canon and I'm sticking to it! Also most of us write Jaster a lot softer than he is in canon and yanno? I like it. I do enjoy giving him more ruthless moments though, usually against his enemies.

(Disclaimer: I hate the whitewashing and kriffed up faces in the Open Seasons comics. All Fetts are round-featured and darker skinned in my fics. I even got the Bad Batch their melanin back, since I was pressured into adding them to my fic.)

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Top picture - A trading card of Jaster Mereel from Star Wars Legends in a plastic sleeve encased in a thicker protective plastic sleeve. It's got a picture of Jaster from the Open Seasons comic firing at someone in the field at the Fett Homestead where Death Watch had chased the True Mandalorians to. Cut out at the right edge is his left hand holding onto a terrified Jango's arm. You can barely see the arm and some hair. Captioned: Jaster Mereel, with Mandalorian underneath it.

Bottom picture - Jaster's stats, which are all really high except for Force Power. The bio reads (and I'm going to fix the mispellings tyvm)

"Born on the Outer Rim world of Concord Dawn, Jaster Mereel is a law enforcer who staunchly believes in justice and fair play. Accomplished as a soldier, he goes on to become the leader of all Mandalorian clans, reforming the volatile thieves into honorable mercenaries. Mereel is opposed by the splinter group Death Watch and its leader Tor Vizsla. He also raises an orphaned farmer's son, Jango Fett, as his own. In 52 BBY, Jaster Mereel is betrayed by second-in-command Montross and slain by rival Vizsla."

#star wars #jaster mereel #jango fett #unwhitewash star wars #unwhitewash all media #jaster supremacy #trading cards #open seasons comic #tor vizsla #montross