cvntkisser

[cvntkisser]

im sorry but I CAN'T be normal about that last line FUCK you really said "you are ruled by warlords and do nothing to usurp them" i'm not american but i fucking get this like reall you can't write a line this fucking hard and just go about your day normally and you can't expect me to read that and be normal like holy shit seriously

you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...

#reblogging bcz if i dont i'll never see it again #addonn

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idk why tumblr keeps showing me pretty shoes but i'm not complaining.

swan lake ballet pump | paolo sebastian

#reblogging bcz if i dont i'll never see it again #coquette #im just a girl

[cvntkisser]

goddamn you have a point.

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

#reblogging bcz if i dont i'll never see it again #addonn

[cvntkisser]

the first pair of shoes gives me the same vibe of childish whimsical wonder as rainbow helicopter hats.

kobi levi in for the love of shoes - patrice farameh (2013)

#reblogging bcz if i dont i'll never see it again #addonn #shoes

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tumblr is like if my notes app had an audience.

#and if my notes app was slightly less unhinged #like sorry but my notes app is even worse than tumblr I can't let others know what side of me even exists #i can only soften it and put it on my blog here #mypo)t

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bitches be like i can't eat cilantro because it tastes like soap to me. pussy. that wouldn't stop me. in fact, i think if cilantro tasted like soap to me i would eat it even more. because that way i can eat soap without the Negative Health Effects.

#mypo)t

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i love this.

you think fan pages are cringe???

yknow what dont talk to me,

#reblogging bcz if i dont i'll never see it again #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs

[cvntkisser]

plot twist: your dead sister is part of The Damage.

You are the adventurer who went on an epic quest and defeated the evil king, all to gain the sacred amulet and use its one wish to revive your sister. Now everyone expects you to accept her death and use the wish to undo the damage instead. You refuse.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

#reblogging bcz if i dont i'll never see it again #and bcz i want this to happen

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I don't really go in the lost media and lostwave communities but I'm reading about how they found today a song they've been searching for years (Everyone Knows That aka. EKT) and turns out it originated from an 80s porno. The whole deal is so funny help.

Link to the Reddit thread

#reblogging bcz if i dont i'll never see it again #lost media #music

[cvntkisser]

if the only reason you feel you should mention is that about why you're scared of the friendship getting homoerotic is because you're scared of intimacy that implies you're attracted because if you weren't you would've mentioned that as a reason. you should definitely seriously get more homoerotic. in my opinion you should get homoerotic enough for a moment where the two of you are standing outside in the rain and you're shouting about how you can't do this and then trauma dump about why you're scared of intimacy and then the two of you kiss.

Should I break up with my roommate? We’re not dating or anything but the friendship is getting a little homoerotic and I’m scared of intimacy

Get more homoerotic

#reblogging bcz if i dont i'll never see it again #addonn

[cvntkisser]

people in the past had to raw dog life or become an alcoholic so im like 90 percent sure that's where all myths come from.

#mypo)t

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reblog if your name isn't Hans.

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

#reblogging bcz if i dont i'll never see it again #and bcz im not hans

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i'm like 90 percent sure teen kunikida was a massive hopeless romantic and had a crush on someone once and basically started idolising them and he didn't know that everyone knew he liked them because he was being super fucking obvious but then he confessed and they absolutely made fun of him for how he confessed because lets be honest it's kunikida if he likes someone the confession has gotta be perfect and like something outta a fairytale or maybe they even accepted and went on one date and then told him it was all a prank because there's no wayyy they would date an anoyying nerd with a stick up their ass and kunikida literally refuses to fall in love after that unless he knows the person he likes follows Every Single One Of His Ideals because he's too scared of latching onto someone he doesn't know well enough.

#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #mypo)t #bsd manga #bsd anime #bungou stray dogs kunikida #bungo stray dogs kunikida #kunikida doppo #bsd kunikida #bungou sd #bsd analysis #bsd

[cvntkisser]

"whose this clown?" is one of my favorite insults ever. not because you're implying they're a clown, but because you're implying they're not good enough to be a well known clown.

#mypo)t

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damn didn't know queen elizabussy killed julius salad.

#reblogging bcz if i dont i'll never see it again #addonn

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where the fuck did you hear the phrase "suck him good and hard through his jorts" and why the fuck were you thinking about that phrase.

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

#reblogging bcz if i dont i'll never see it again #addonn