I’ve just finished the first book of A good girl’s guide to murder by Holly Jackson and I’m obsessed with these characters.
I’ve already bought the second book!
If you haven’t read it yet, get on it! You won’t be disappointed!
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I'm not easy to love!!
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any of the people who semi-regularly work with scully and mulder probably have an introductory x files speech ready to go for any newbies
"...and last but not least, take a look at the two agents over there"
"we're all waiting for the day they finally make out at a crime scene, but until then, if you want to keep your sanity, do NOT interact with both of them at once. you WILL be traumatized for life. any questions?"
"...are they. married?"
"fuck if i know, but talk to carl and you can join the betting pool."
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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat
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Out out, Mister Goofums. A fear submitted by Lauren to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!
You can find original artwork or commission portraits in my shop!
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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i miss it when network tv looked kind of grainy & warm & intimate. everything’s just shades of blue now
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gasping and fainting over her collarbones like a victorian virgin seeing a naked ankle for the first time
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i often see ascended astarion sort of automatically paired with an embrace dark urge as a natural pair that goes together perfectly & obviously yes it’s great narratively for 1,000 reasons so keep doing that & putting out art of it bc it’s delicious
but i do think the flip side of the pair to consider is: a Bhaalspawn who would Not put up with being ordered around and owned by a sad little vampire lord so they 1. know that already and refuse to let Astarion ascend or 2. let him ascend assuming the best and then get to know him post-ascension for 45 seconds and they’re like ah….shame….I have to kill my boyfriend
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me sending a signal to a mutual telling them i want to be friends with them and hoping really hard they Get It even though i’m not explicit about it
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