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mothdruid · 2 years

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Morning After

pairing: robert ‘bob’ floyd x fem!reader

summary: while at the hard deck you meet a shy guy, but get him to loosen up with some shots. when you two walk home you learn who he is, Bob. Bob goes on the fuck your brains out that night, even stays over at your place. he quickly leaves in the morning, only for you to meet back up somewhere unexpected.

wc: 4.5k

warnings: 18+, smut, mdni, fluff at the end, oral sex (male and female receiving), vaginal fingering, blow job, cum play, spit play, pet names (angel), penetrative sex, unprotected sex, bob fucks.

a/n: i've been cooking this one up for awhile and had it as an idea for even longer. this is my little crack at the bob fucks idea.

“What are you? A wallflower?” The words come out of your mouth with a particular tone, not one that you had initially intended. Alcohol always tends to do this, making you a bit more loose and unaware of your actions. It was such a drastic change from your normally reserved nature. Phoenix had always teased you about it, saying you became a completely different person when you drank. Eyes narrowed at you behind the glasses, his eyebrows knitting together. But there was a confused smile to the questioning look, one that made your heart flutter.

“I don’t really know what that means.” A rosy flush tinted his cheeks, taking a drink from his beer bottle. You raised an eyebrow, questioning his reply. A gentle smirk pulled at his lips while he looked at your expression. “What?”

“Are you being serious?” All of it was too cute. The way his lips curved into that half smile, words barely forming in his mouth. He took a sip of his beer while shaking his head no. “Like you know,” you nudged his arm with your elbow while your brain buzzed, “someone who knows everything but isn’t a part of it. Stays on the wall of things.” He raised his eyebrows again, biting at his lower lip while you watched him.

“I mean, kind of.” A bit of nervousness laced those words, pointing out that you might have hit some form of nerve. A pang of guilt shot through you, the weight of your words finally catching up.

“Hey, I’m really sorry. I… I shouldn’t have said anything.” A soft look settled on his features, taking in your apology.

“No, you’re good. My friends are alway on my ass about not putting myself out there. I don’t mind, it was just an observation anyways.” You couldn’t help but stare as he adjusted his glasses, pushing the wire frames back up the bridge of his nose. You offered him an awkward smile before taking a drink from your beer. You leaned up against the wall next to his chair, the two of you silently deciding to watch the room together. It had seemed that your friends disappeared from the bar, or maybe your brain just wasn’t registering them anymore. That’s when an idea popped into your brain.

“Do you wanna go do a shot? Maybe two?” He was mid drink of his beer when the words hit him. His eyebrows knitted together slightly, a look of thought on his face. You watched the him intently, finishing off the drink in your cup.

“Ah, sure.”

“Eight hours? How?” A tone of shock was laced in your words, your facial features reflecting the same level of shock.

“It was a big lego set! Like,” he paused for a moment to think, “a lot of pieces.” The two of you laughed at the thought of it. The both of you were five shots later and giggling all over the bar of the Hard Deck. The two of you had chatted about mundane things at first but slowly ventured out. The conversation had covered movie favorites to TV show horrors. Lego sets were the new topic, a personal favorite of the new man that had captured your heart tonight.

The two of you were beyond the point of driving, making you thank yourself for getting a rental unit close to the bar. You knew this man wasn’t able to drive either, not sure whether his friends had also ditched him like yours had. The intention of the night wasn’t to bring someone back home with you. But after being the one who suggested the shots, you felt obligated to take care of him. Bringing him home would be simply that, taking care of him.

A source of warmth brushed your thigh, pulling you from your thoughts instantly. The look on his face had changed when you weren’t paying attention. It was a soft look but different from all of his other ones, but with a hint of lust. A heat filled your cheeks, his eyes meeting yours. His hand settled on your thigh, not leaving its place this time. The warmth from his palm radiated into you, making you borderline nuclear.

“This is gonna sound weird, but do you wanna crash at mine?” It was his turn for his cheeks to fill with heat, a blush blossoming over them. Lips parting slightly then closing again, his words not forming in his mouth. Panic had started to creep its way into you. “If you don’t want to though I get it-”

“I’d love to.” A flutter in your chest was all you felt, the panic melting away. He hopped off his bar stool, the hand on your thigh lifting off for only a second. He offered his hand out to you, taking it as you got off your own bar stool. The both of you fished out bills to leave the bartender before leaving.

The cool air was sobering, helping your brain start processing that you were bringing this man home with you. This man that you hadn’t learned the name of yet. “Wait, wait, wait.” The walk had barely started, the both of you on the shoulder of the road until you hit the sidewalk. One of his eyebrows cocked up, a questioning look on his face. “You’re not gonna kill me right? Cause like I don’t even know your name, and now you’re coming home with me and I just have too much going to die like this.” Word soup. Another favorite trait you acquired when drunk.

A strong silence hung between the two of you, a car passing by to break it. A giggle started emanating from him, making it your turn to have a questioning look. The wrinkles near his eyes made your heart warm, the almost undetectable shake of his head catching your eye. His arm wrapped around your shoulders, pulling you close into his chest as he started walking the two of you down the side of the road again.

“I’m not gonna kill you, I promise.” A small pause had you, metaphorically, on the edge of your seat. “But my name is Bob.”

Bob stumbled through the doorway behind you, hands low on your back. Bob walked a little bit further into the foyer of your house. After you closed the door you pressed your back onto it, you watched Bob lean against the wall. His jaw was tipped up towards the ceiling, staring into the dark abyss. Your fingers crept over to the light switch, flicking the switch and illuminating the area.

“Wowza.” The light seared Bob’s eyes, him squeezing them shut. A giggle crept up inside you, pushing off the door you walked over to him. Bob rolled his head to look at you, opening one eye open. “What are you laughing about?” A big smile tugged at his lips, his body turning to meet yours. The two of you burst out into a laugh, his arm reaching out and pulling you closer to him.

Heat bubbled up into your cheeks, cerulean orbs staring into your own. A gulp was audible, not sure whether it came from you or Bob. One of his hands trailed up, a finger ghosting over your cheek. The warmth of his body covered yours, sending a small shiver down your spine. Your gaze flicked to his lips then back up to his eyes. Bob leaned in close, his hot breath caressing the shell of your ear. Suddenly, he was pulling away from you, hand gently resting on your face now.

“I.. I’m sorry.” A worried look had settled onto his features. Your hand covered Bob’s as you looked at him.

"Sorry for what?" Alarms had started going off in your brain. Did you do something wrong? Was bringing him back a mistake? Was he actually going to kill you?

"I…" A softness gathered in his eyes now. "I was gonna kiss you." Your heart fluttered at his words, the heat in your cheeks burning more intensely. “But.. we are inebriated.” It was cute, his use of such a technical word. You shifted a little bit closer to him, only mere inches in between your bodies. You moved to the balls of your feet, pressing your forehead to Bob’s. That perfect cerulean gaze meeting yours.

“Kiss me.” There was a small pause before you felt his lips met yours. It was a gentle kiss, one that you would have expected from a man like him. Bob slowly backed you up against the wall, his one hand staying on your cheek while the other moved to your hip. The hint of alcohol still lingered on the both of you, becoming drunk on each other now. His hips pressed towards you, pinning you against the wall.

Fingers threaded into Bob’s hair, bumping his glasses and making them go slightly askew. His tongue moved over your bottom lips, asking for permission to slide into your mouth. Your lips parted for him, allowing his tongue to swirl around yours, exploring your mouth freely. You pressed your hips into his, rolling them up against his. The hand on your cheek moved along your jaw, pushing back some hair back from your face.

Slowly the two of you undressed each other. A trail of clothes led from the foyer to your bedroom; you flicked the lights on when you passed the door frame of the room. Both your brains were still in a haze from the alcohol. His lips were like fire against your skin, nipping and mouthing the skin of your neck. One hand cradled your face while the other wrapped around your body; palm pressing between your shoulder blades. The pressure of his palm kept you pressed tight against him. The edge of your bed pressed into the back of your knees.

You climbed onto the bed, waiting for Bob to meet you on it. The only article of clothing left to take off were his boxer briefs. You sat on the edge of the bed, fingers toying with the band of his boxer briefs. Bob’s mouth was slightly agape, watching your fingers hook under the elastic band. His cheeks reddened even more, gaze stuck on your fingers as they started to drag his underwear down. His cock sprang free, tip glistening with a small amount of precum.

“That feels so good.” A shaky breath left Bob as he felt your tongue lap at his cock. His hand rested on the back of your head; guiding you slowly as you started bobbing up and down his cock. You looked up at him through your lashes, seeing him adjust his glasses. A moan fell from his mouth every now and then.

You let your spit start to drool down your chin, gathering at the curve of your jaw. Bob brought his free hand to your mouth, groaning while his thumb gathered the drool on your chin. He moved his thumb around your lips, stretched out around his cock as you looked up at him.

“I could stare at you like this forever.” Bob let out a raspy groan when you pulled off of him, tongue dragging along the underneath of his cock.

“That so?” It was the first thing that passed your lips, a small challenge to him. Bob smirked, his thumb rubbing spit on your bottom lip.

“Let me taste you.” Bob’s words were barely above a whisper, almost begging you. His thumb stayed on your lip as you nodded. He sank down onto his knees, both of his hands trailing down your chest. You draped your legs off the bed, him settling between them. His hands palmed at your breasts, thumbs rubbing your nipples. He leaned in, taking one of your nipples into his mouth.

Bob felt like he was in heaven when your back arched, pressing your chest further into his face. Having someone of this beauty want him? It shocked him. But he kept swirling his tongue around your nipple, his other hand trailing down to your clothed cunt. He let out a moan when he pressed his fingers against your cunt, feeling how wet you were.

“Got this wet from blowing me?” Bob questioned, kissing down your sternum and stomach.

“Got a little excited,” you lifted your hips to help him pull your panties off, “at the idea of you inside me.” Bob kissed his way back up your leg, starting at your mid calf and ending on the inside of your thigh. His lust blown eyes stared at you through his glass. He flattened his tongue and dragged it through your folds. You dropped your head back, holding yourself up on your elbows.

Bob kept up with these languid licks for only a moment longer. He started flicking his tongue against your clit, making you whine loudly. Bob brought his arms around your thighs, locking you in place against his mouth. He kept up his assault, randomly alternating the flicks and stroke of his tongue. At some point you had laid back completely on the bed, back arching hard when he sucked on your clit.

“Oh my..” Your mouth was agape, moans and his name flowing freely from it. His right hand left your thigh, snaking up to your breast and squeezing it.

“You sound like an angel.” Bob moaned, keeping his focus on your clit. His other hand left your thigh, coming down and pushing a finger inside of you. Your walls clenched around the finger, him thrusting it in tandem with his licks. Your hand moved down to his hair, almost catching his glasses in the process. Fuck, those glasses were really doing a number on you.

A second finger entered you, then a third quickly. They were pushing and prodding against that sensitive spot inside of you. “Bob,” you looked down at him, “please..”

“Let go, angel.” It quickly became too much, your orgasm rocking through you. You clenched around his fingers like a vice grip, his tongue giving languid strokes to your clit. Your legs began to shake as Bob kept going, not stopping anytime soon. His fingers kept working you while he started flicking his tongue on your clit again.

“Fu-ck, Bob!” You grabbed at his hair, pulling it hard enough to get his mouth off you. His fingers followed soon after, an empty feeling replacing them. Bob audibly gulped as he looked at you, shaking and already thoroughly fucked. A small kiss was pressed to the inside of your thigh, Bob resting his head against the expanse of your exposed inner thigh. The thin metal frames of his glasses pressing into your skin. A comforting smile was on Bob’s lips, making your heart melt as your orgasm finally started to subside.

“That… was amazing.” You whispered as you laid back on the bed, your hands settling on your stomach. Bob placed a few more kisses on your thigh, moving up your stomach to meet you face to face. Your hands cupped his face, pulling him down into a kiss. Your fingers played with the metal frames of his glasses slightly. There was a small devilish smirk on his face when he broke the kiss.

"I'm glad you liked it," his arm snaked under your lower back, "but I'm not finished yet." There was that confidence he liked to keep hidden away. His arm tightened around your waist, hiking you up on the bed more. Bob had you in the middle of your bed quickly, settling himself between your legs.

"I shouldn't need these anymore." Bob took off his glasses, setting them on the right bedside table. Bob leaned down and captured your lips again. His forearm was near your head, holding up a majority of his weight. Your legs were spread out for him, one of either side of his waist. One hand traveled up and down your sides, soothing and calming you while moving his cock closer to your cunt.

"You ready?" Bob questioned with a peck to your cheek.

"More than ready." Bob brought the hand from your side down to his shaft, lining himself up. Bob kept his eyes on your face, watching how your eyes fluttered when he ran himself through your folds. The head of his cock rubbing on your clit, sending small waves of pleasure through you.

"Bob." It was a plea. You didn't want teasing, you wanted him stretching you out. Bob bit his lower lip and nodded, the tip of his cock pressing at your entrance.

The stretch of his cock had your head thrown back. Bob let out a soft groan when he sank inside of you. Your warmth welcomed him more and more until he bottomed out. His eyes followed down your chest, watching your chest rise and fall. He brought his hand to the side of your thigh, hiking it up further on his hip. Bob nuzzled into your neck, nipping and kissing at the skin.

"So tight." Bob practically whimpered, his hips slowly pulling back just to slowly press forward. The slow thrusts were agonizing. One of your hands threaded through his hair, your other arm draping around his shoulders. Just as you were about to say something, his thrusts picked up.

Moans poured from your mouth, the head of his cock zeroing in on the sensitive spot inside you. Your walls were clenching hard around him, encouraging Bob to fuck you a little harder. Bob pulled back from your neck, watching your face for a moment. "Wanna see you."

Suddenly, his thrusts stopped. Bob got up and sat back on his heels, keeping your legs spread wide apart. You were at his mercy now, your entire body on full display for him. "This way I can see all of you."

Without hesitation Bob pressed back into you, resuming the pace he was previously at. That sensitive spot being targeted once more. Your hands dug into the comforter underneath you, back arching with pleasure.

It felt like his whole world was spinning, watching you underneath him was beyond intoxicating. Bob watched his cock push in and out of you, watching it stretch you open. The way your tits bounced with every forward thrust had his mouth watering. Groans flowed from him as he watched you become more fucked out.

"You're so fucking pretty." Bob grabbed your legs and set them up on one of his shoulders. His arms tightened around them, keeping your legs closed and tight. The sounds of skin smacking and your wet cunt filled the room. You felt that familiar sensation of an orgasm approaching.

Bob knew you were close again, the clenching of your walls signaling it. Bob started thrusting harder, pounding the sensitive bundle. "Bob, I- oh fuck! Bob!" You tightened around his cock, your orgasm crashing hard. His cock slid in and out of you, fucking you through your orgasm.

"That's it, that's it angel." Bob cooed, talking and fucking you through it. But his hips never slowed, keeping you at some form of high still. Bob moved your legs so one was on each of his shoulders. He watched himself fuck into you for a moment, his eyes flicking to yours.

Bob’s head fell back, his thrusts never faltering as he let out a loud breath. You dragged your hands down his abdomen, “Bob, oh my-”

“One more, I need one more.” The hand on your left calf moved to your clit, thumb rubbing tight circles on the sensitive bud. He started thrusting faster, keeping the circles tight and quick on your clit. The tightness in your abdomen had already returned, the overstimulation pushing out a rolling orgasm.

When your insides clenched around his cock this time Bob lost it. His hips started to stutter while whimpers fell from his lips. Your hands were both now gripping the comforter, borderline screams falling from your lips. His whimpers turned to groans as his orgasm arrived. Bob pulled his cock out, leaving you empty. He pressed his cock between your folds, rubbing it between them. He unloaded himself all over your clit and cunt, spreading his cum all through your folds.

Bob whimpered out a small ‘fuck’, watching himself fuck his cum through your folds. Your hips shook with pleasure, the slick wet feeling of his cum making you clench. Bob’s hands moved to your legs, rubbing the outside of your legs soothingly. He stopped his movements, looking down at you with an equally fucked out look. You finally registered his new look.

A deep red blush covered his chest to cheeks, hair tousled and messy, with a thin layer of sweat covering him. He sat back on his heels, tilting his head to the side and cocking an eyebrow. His chest was rising and falling fast as he regulated his breathing. “Sorry..” Your eyebrows knitted together at his apology, wondering why he would be apologizing.

“Why?”

“Was it too much?” Bob asked, leaning down and pressing a soft kiss to the inside of your knee. You took in a deep breath, trying to regulate your own breathing.

“No, it was really hot.” You smiled as he removed himself from you. Bob laid down next to you, staring at you as you looked at him. “Huh?”

“Nothing, I’m glad you enjoyed it.” You rolled your eyes, surprised that the man that just fucked your brains out would think he didn’t please you. “Uh.. where can I.. clean up?”

It was cute, watching him now slightly awkwardly ask for the clean up. You nodded your head and started sitting up, Bob quickly getting up to help you. Your legs were still shaky as Bob helped you walk to the bathroom.

The two of you cleaned up, Bob being as gentle as possible when he cleaned his come off you. The warm washcloth helped soothe the now slightly raw flesh between your legs. Bob quietly waited outside of the bathroom, waiting for you to pee so he could help walk you back to bed. Bob helped you back to the bed, the both of you slipping on your undergarments and you putting on a big t-shirt before climbing under the covers. The two of you quickly fell asleep, Bob holding you from behind tightly.

The loud noise of the alarm woke the two of you up. Bob sat up swiftly, surprised by the unfamiliar surroundings. You reached out, hand soothingly rubbing his thigh. “Hey, it’s okay.” Bob gave you a weak smile, laying back down next to you. The two of you laid there for a few minutes before getting up. You watched as Bob gathered his clothes, dressing himself after finding them all.

“Do you wanna stay for breakfast?” Bob shook his head no.

“I’d love to,” he moved to grab his glasses from the side table, “but I can’t. I gotta go get ready for work.” He offered you a weak smile, hating having to turn down your offer. You gave him a smile, getting out of bed and walking him to the door. You gave him a goodbye kiss before he left.

“Maybe I’ll see you around?” You asked. Bob gave you another smile, a blush creeping onto his cheeks.

“Yeah, maybe.”

Your morning moved by quickly, shower, breakfast, memories from last night, driving to work. The typical things in your routine. You sat in your car before getting out, thinking about the events of your night. God, you really hoped to see Bob again. If not, at least he gave you a memorable night.

“Quiet this morning, Howler.” Phoenix teased while zipping up her flight suit. “Where’d you disappear to last night?”

“Home. I went home.” You zipped up the front of your suit.

“With?”

“You wouldn’t know him.” You really didn’t want her to know about your escapade last night. Halo chuckled at the two of you.

“Chances are high, if he is a pilot I mean.”

“That’s why.” The three of you giggled as you all finished up. All of you made your way to the hanger, seeing the typical two person tables set up. A few people were already sitting down at the tables. Hangman, Coyote, and someone you didn’t know. They turned around and it hit you. Bob. The man how fucked your brains out was sitting in front of you. His eyes flicked between all of you, landing on you last. They were glued to you, making you stop in your tracks. Of course this would happen, why wouldn’t it?

“What? You scared, Howler?” Jake yelled out, eyes drifting down your stare to Bob. He cocked an eyebrow, staring at the both of you. Hangman didn’t say anything else, turning to make a snide comment at Phoenix. You swiftly made your way to the table behind Bob.

“What the fuck?” You whispered. Bob was bright red, his embarrassment obvious. The confidence he had last night being tucked away.

“I didn’t.. you’re a pilot?” Bob questioned, adjusting his glasses and trying to keep his gaze low while the two of you talked.

“You are too, apparently.” Bob smiled awkwardly, giving a small nod. You couldn’t help but admire how cute he looked like this.

“Gonna introduce me to your friend?” Rooster joked when he sat down next to you. Bradley nudged your arm with his elbow in an encouraging way.

“This.. this is Bob. He is a..”

“WSO. I’m a WSO.” Phoenix pulled that chair next to Bob out, a big grin on her face. Fuck, she knew.

“My most recent backseater.” Her grin painful to you. The teacher started the class, silencing the conversation you all were having.

The class felt like it dragged on. You needed it to end, needed to talk to Bob. Privately. When all of you were dismissed you leaned over your table, getting a knowing smirk from Rooster and Phoenix. Bob turned around when you tapped him on his shoulder. His cheeks were still rosy, making you wonder if he had been blushing all class. “You, me, private.” Bob nodded and got up, the two of you awkwardly excusing yourself from the group for a moment.

The both of you were silent in the side hallway for a moment. He was facing you on one side of the hallway, you leaning against the other side. “So..” You lead.

“I’m sorry, I should have told you.” Bob apologized, making your heart break a little.

“Don’t apologize. I didn’t say anything either.” You said, not wanting him to feel bad. There was nothing wrong with either of you forgetting to mention that you were pilots. “It’s not like we knew we’d be in this group together.” Bob took a few step towards you. His right hand grabbing your left hand, fingers lacing between yours. A smile crept on your lips at his affection. It was something you could get used to.

“At least now we get to see each other again.” Bob’s words were sincere and full of affection. His heart fluttered as he watched you.

“Yeah, I guess we do.” You heard some footsteps, the both of you looking down the hallway to see Natasha.

“Hurry up you two! We are getting ready to head up!” Once she stepped out of sight Bob pressed a kiss to your cheek. It was your turn for a heat to fill your cheeks at the gesture. A happiness spreads through you, glad that he was going to become a constant in your life.

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theysaidhush · 8 months

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all i wanna see is jake cuddling with jungwon cause that’s so cute 😭 i literally would be content with just jayke cuddling their cat hybrids

Fluffy and cuddly

-> The cat from across the garden, Stand alone I

-> Owner!Sim Jake x CatHybrid!Shy!Reader

-> Jake coming home and cuddling his catgirl hybrid aka you. P.s: He also has an epiphany while doing so...

Day 22

"I'm home..."

The usual cheery and loud voice of your owner echoed within the walls of your small apartment, making your ears twitched and your head raised at the small voice coming from the door. It was weird and unusual, so much that you could almost compare this situation to a polar bear in a desert. It was making you feel uneasy and anxious for no apparent reason at all.

Jake's head poke from the corridor and he made a bee line toward your shared bed, plopping face first on it while discarding his backpack somewhere near the kitchen - not that he cared. Your nose wasn't as sensitive as your feline counter part, or as the canine hybrids, and yet you could still say that your best friend was reeking anxiousness and anger. It was a weird mix of perfume, bitter, sour, that you did not often smelled on the Australian.

"Jakey..?" you put down your book and slowly made your way towards his slumped form, careful with every step you took as to not disturb him more than necessary. Maybe he was feeling sick ? You did not wanted to worsen a potential headache. Actually, you were the one who was starting to get a headache. You did not know if it was because of the pungent smell emanating from him, or just because you were really empathetic.

"I'm fine..." he grunted, turning his head toward you and taking a deep breath, face contorted and cheek squished against the blanket. The sight made you giggle and you slowly sat next to him, getting a little bit closer every passing seconds. You were eager to help him release some of his tension he best you could, patiently waiting for him to utter a word or move a hand. "Jus' had a bad day, with bad grades, and mean customers... That's it, I think."

You hummed ans started to play with his fingers, smiling softly at how they wrapped around yours, a warmth spreading through your body at the demonstration of affection. Even when he was tired and angry, he was doing hi best to tend to your need and be nice to you. Maybe you were a bit mean to him, those days.

Guilt started to pool in your stomach at the embarrassing memories flooding your brain. You were so mean and uncaring, too focus on your lover across the garden, that you forgot to ask him about his day, his health. You were decided, you were going to make it up to him.

"People are mean." you said, pouting. How could they be mean with your Jake ? How could they be mean towards another human ? Having a bad day did not justify being unpleasant to someone else. You were all human, but apparently, some were less human than other.

"I know Baby, I know. I'm glad you don't get to interact with those jerks."

You got on your knees and, with all your strength, pushed Jake on the other side of the bed. Now, he was facing the ceiling, able to breath again, properly, and you were able to snuggle by his side.

You missed the way your owner's eyes widened, surprised at the sudden PDA, but you did not missed the way he wrapped an arm around your shoulder, getting on his side so he could get a better look at you. He missed having you in his arms like this, talking about nonsense until you're both tired and snoring into each other arms. He missed the way you would look at him with those pretty eyes of yours, a galaxy reflecting in your pupils, as if he was the world and so much more.

He gently put his hand on your cheek, staring at you, lost into his thoughts, thinking about how lucky he was to have you, and then, at the exact moment when you blinked slowly and started to purr against his chest, he has an epiphany. He's deeply madly and irrevocably in love with you. If he wasn't sure about it before, now he can only smack himself on the head and ask how he did not realize his feelings for you. You were just here, all along, before his eyes, in his arms. He just can't help the words that leaves his mouth, eagerly, almost slurred, because he's so eager for you to ear them.

"I love you."

And you wrap your tail around his wrist, and shyly lick his neck, grooming him as one would do to his lover, and then after was felt like an eternity, you finally say it back - even if you did not hesitated one second before speaking those words back to him, maybe it was how he caught his breath, or the way time seemed to stop at that moment.

"I love you too, Jakey..."

And if it wasn't for the words that you spoke next, he would have think that you were just saying this just like you say goodbye every morning. If it wasn't for the way you looked at him with heart eyes or the way you took his hand to put it on your healed ear, holding it as if you were afraid that he was about to break, as if he wasn't stronger than you, guiding him to stroke your fluffy fur in a slow motion, he would have think that it was just another cuddly session. But it isn't. Because you love him-

"So so much."

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m-jelly · 4 months

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All I need - Chapter 5

@ladycheesington <3

Levi x fem!reader

Future Fic, Romance, Drama & Romance, Falling In Love, mafia, Gangsters, Love, True Love, Fluff, Protective Levi, Possessive Levi, mentions of blood, violence, smut, oral, foreplay, unprotected.

In this chapter: A guy insults you in Levi's club, so he shuts the man up. Levi gets you home and showers you in love and affection in the shower before taking you to the bedroom. Levi takes you to meet his parents at his childhood home.

Part 6

“Incredible, perfect, sexy, biteable.” Levi released a long deep moan-like growl as he admired you in your dress for the club, it showed off your chest and was a little short. The dress reminded him of a short summer dress. “I just want to play with you all night.”

You fixed your earrings before grinning at him. “You have a meeting to go to.”

He yanked you into his arms and bit your shoulder. “I wanna stay here with you.”

“I’m going with you.”

He released a long sigh. “I know, but I want you here with me.” He pulled you along to the bed. “Rolling around under the sheets for hours on end.” He ran his hands up the outside of your thighs and under your dress. “I want to taste you.”

You cupped his face. “Later.” You gave him a little kiss before releasing him and tending to Hades. “All right, let’s get you all dressed up.”

Love filled Levi’s heart as he watched you dote on Hades and got him a cute bowtie. As Levi watched you, all he could imagine was you tending to a sweet baby. To become a big family was a dream for Levi, something he hadn’t imagined before. Now you were in his life, he wanted you and only you for eternity. He called your name making your cheeks heat up.

Levi moved over to you. “You ready to go?”

You rose to your feet and held his hand. “Yeah.” There was a cute look on Levi’s face, which made you curious. “Levi? What are you thinking?”

He leaned closer and kissed your neck. “I was thinking about babies.”

You looked up at Levi. “Do you want babies?”

He nodded. “I would love them with you, no one else. Only you.”

“So, if we ever broke up.”

He squeezed you close as he walked you to the car. “We won’t.”

You giggled. “I know, but if we ever did would you have kids with someone else?”

“Never.” He scooped you up into his arms. “It has to be you.”

You hugged Levi tightly. “Yes, always you.”

“But as I said, we will never break up.”

You nipped his cheek. “You swear?”

“I do.” He sat you in the back of the car. “We’re in this together forever.” A short whistle came from Levi causing Hades to climb into the car and sit by your legs in the limo. “Make sure you keep him next to you, okay?”

“I promise if you give me a kiss.”

As soon as Levi sat in the car he dragged you onto his lap. Grinning from ear to ear, he admired how bold you had gotten. His nose nuzzled against yours before he crashed his lips against yours. He playfully nipped your lip allowing him to slip his tongue into your mouth. You both clung to each other as your bodies heated up.

Neon lights flashed by as the car flew through the skies to the club. The back of the car was full of love as you and Levi shared deep and passionate kisses. Rain dragged across the window, which reflected the lights outside causing them to glisten like gems. Lights danced in the back of the car as your kissing continued. No matter how many times you kissed each other, it was always like it was going to be your last. Full of love and passion, you both couldn’t get enough of the other.

Reluctantly, Levi pulled back from your lips as the car parked in front of the club. The late evening air was slightly warm, but the rain was gentle and cool to the touch. He presented his hand to you and assisted you out of the car. The gentle beats of his heart increased when you stepped out. Neon lights ignited your body in a dazzling glow. Entranced by the sparkle in your eyes, Levi paused a moment to take you in.

You smiled a little at your lover. “I know what you’re thinking. You want to go home with me, right? Well, we can later.”

Levi caressed your cheek so delicately. “No, I was just thinking how beautiful you are. The way your eyes sparkle in the light. How your body glows.” He ran a thumb over your bottom lip. “How your lips seem so plump. I’m an incredibly lucky man to have you in my life. I am blessed and full of love.” He kissed you and sighed through his nose. “I want you to meet my parents, but I am worried about it.”

“Why’s that?”

He released a worried sigh. “Because they will love you so much they will try and steal you from me.”

You hugged your man’s arm as you walked together, Hades at your side. “Well, I won’t let them. I’m yours and no one else’s. You’re my keeper and lover.”

“You fluster me so much.” He sighed as he replayed your words in his head. “You always know what to say. I’ll work on how I talk to you.”

“You don’t need to, you’re incredible.”

He led you inside the club as his heart fluttered. “I’m glad you feel that way. Now, stay close while I get you to the VIP section.”

Walking with Levi through the club was like a grand spectacle. All eyes were on him because of his good looks, his power and he had a woman at his side in public. Normally Levi barely visited his clubs and just did paperwork and ordered others, but with you now at his side, he wanted to show you off a little. There was also no denying Levi’s incredible presence, he just oozed strength and confidence. Levi didn’t realise it, but he was handsome and made any person blush.

Levi didn’t notice that people were staring at him, only your sweet gaze. He dragged his gaze from his path ahead and down at you. He smiled at you before leaning down and kissed you. “You’re cute when you stare at me.”

You pouted a little. “It’s because you’re so handsome.”

“Thank you.” He dragged his tongue up your neck to your ear. “You’re so sexy and cute. I just want to take you to my office here, sit you on my desk, kneel before you and devour your delicious pussy.”

You shivered at his words. “Levi.”

He huffed a sigh. “I know, I have work to do.” He stopped in the VIP section where the back part was just for someone like him, important people with your very own server. “Take a seat here and keep Hades next to you.” He waved the server over. “Get her anything she wants, okay? My woman must be spoiled.”

The server bowed. “Yes, Mr Ackerman.”

Levi leaned down towards you and kissed you. “Be a good bunny and stay in your pretty pen I got you.”

You giggled. “Promise, Mr Wolf.”

“Good girl.”

You watched Levi walk away with a longing in your heart. A heat filled your cheeks when you noticed the server looking at you. “Oh, umm…I would like a cocktail…I ah…”

He smiled sweetly at you. “Do you like apples?”

“I do.”

“I’ll get you an appletini. It’s delicious and crisp.”

You released a long sigh. “Thanks. I do like cocktails, I guess I feel a little lost.”

“I’ll look after you, okay? I owe Mr Ackerman my life. I will protect and care for the person he loves.”

“I appreciate it.” You fussed Hades and kissed his face. “Good boy.”

“Are you serious?” A snobby voice spoke.

Before you stood a man that was in his 40s with an expensive white suit, not a single thing out of place. There was an air of snobbery about him as if he believed he was worth more than anyone in this room. He acted as if he owned the place and you knew very well, Levi would kick the living shit out of this man.

You frowned a little. “Sorry?”

He moved closer to you. “What are you doing here? You don’t belong here.”

You fussed Hades a little. “My boyfriend told me to sit here.”

“Boyfriend? Someone actually dates you?” He laughed hard. “Someone like you shouldn’t be allowed in a popular club like this.”

“What do you mean?”

He gestured to you causing a thick gold watch to jingle on his wrist. “Look at yourself. You are nothing like a woman should be. You should be thin, with smaller breasts, and very thin legs too. You’re just flabby, plump and big. You’re incredibly ugly.”

You snorted a laugh because before Levi you would have been upset about this, but now you didn’t care what others thought because you had a man you loved and this man worshipped you. “Why would I care about what you think of me? I don’t know who you are and you don’t own this club. I’m not dressing up for you. I dressed up for myself and my boyfriend. You’re not the boss of all bodies.”

“Do you know who I am?”

“Nope.”

He laughed. “I am Tony Morello. I own a casino in this city, a big one. I have so much power.”

“You obviously don’t because I’ve never heard of you.”

He snarled at you and moved closer but Hades stood in front of you and snarled. “This your boyfriend?” He laughed. “You are a bitch, like a dog. You should be disciplined.”

You let out a long sigh. “So, you have this job to punish women in the world? Doubt it. My boyfriend will crush your skull in his beautiful and sexy hands.”

“Are you threatening me? You’re a pathetic little bitch. I’ll break you.”

Darkness filled the area and a heavy murder aura consumed all the space. Steel blue dazzling eyes had darkened with deep hatred and rage. The man you loved and adored with every inch of your heart and soul was now back and he was furious. In the blink of an eye, Levi grabbed the back of Tony’s collar and launched him over his shoulder and through a glass table in the VIP area. Now pinned to the ground, Levi started hitting Tony over and over in the face.

Blood started to arch through the air and spatter on Levi and the room. The deep base of the music throbbed through every inch of the place, but no one was dancing. All eyes were focused on Levi. There was no fear in anyone’s eyes, but understanding. Tony didn’t seem well-liked, so this punishment he was getting seemed valid to those around you both. The care that was given for Tony was so little, that even your server handed you a fresh drink to enjoy.

As you watched Levi, concern filled you but not for Tony. You started to worry about Levi’s hands and his nice clean outfit that was going to be ruined. You placed your drink down and walked up behind Levi. You crouched down and wrapped your arms around him. As soon as you touched Levi and squeezed his pecs a little, he relaxed and stopped hitting Tony.

You kissed the back of his neck. “Levi.”

Levi placed his hand on yours as he said your name. “I’m here.”

“Let’s go home. You need tending to.” You released him and stood up. “Your hands are hurt.”

He looked down at his bloodied hands. “Mm.” He gazed at you and smiled. “Are you okay? Did he hurt you?”

“I’m okay. He didn’t hurt me.”

“Promise?”

You leaned up and kissed him. “Yes.” You went to hug him but saw he had blood on his shirt. “Oh no, this is a good shirt as well.”

He held your hands. “It’s okay. I know how to clean it off.” He winced a little at his words, it concerned him that you now knew he could get rid of blood. “Uh.”

You gasped. “Really? That’s helpful!” You leaned closer and whispered. “You know, for my time of the month if I leak.”

He ruffled your hair and hummed a laugh. “I’ll make everything clean.” He hugged you. “Your body is incredible.” He whistled for Hades. “Come on, let’s all go home.”

You walked with Levi. “Are you done here?”

As soon as he looked down at you, he was reminded of a sweet adorable little bunny with bright loving eyes. Protecting and loving you was the most important thing in the world to him. Love overcame him causing him to act without thinking. He scooped you up into his arms and kissed you. Normally Levi wouldn’t do public displays of affection with his two exes, but you were different. His love for you was overflowing. He kissed you passionately as he left the club.

As the car moved through the skies you and Levi kissed in the back of the car. Levi stopped kissing you when he noticed blood on your cheek. “Tch, shit. I got his filthy blood on you.” He used his sleeve to clean your cheek. “Fuck. I need to wash you, my little bunny.”

“You’re more important.”

Levi's cheeks burned. “Bunny…” He hugged you tightly. “You’re so cute.”

You hummed a laugh. “Thank you for protecting me.”

“You were amazing, little bunny for standing up to him but I couldn’t let him insult you as much as he did. No matter how strong and brave you were.” He kissed you and sighed happily. “I want to devour you.”

You giggled. “You need a shower first.”

“I do.” He carried you out of the car. “Come on Hades, home time.” He kicked the front door closed behind him and growled at you. “I’m excited.”

You kicked your legs a little. “I can tell.”

He placed you on your feet in the bathroom before yanking his clothes off with a clear goal in mind, your body against his. “Bunny.”

You peeled your things off you and turned the shower on. You let out a cute squeak as Levi embraced you from behind and began kissing the back of your neck. “Grumpy.”

His teeth nipped your shoulder playfully. “Let's go to the shower. I want to see the water dripping off your body.”

You pulled Levi’s arms off you and climbed into the shower. “Come on then. You can put soap on my boobs.”

Levi’s eyes lit up in delight. “Really?”

You giggled as he tackled you into the shower. “I’m all yours.”

Levi stepped back and admired you as the water trickled down your body slowly. His eyes dropped down to your breasts to see part of your body was protected from water due to their plumpness. He reached over and cupped your left breast so delicately and noticed the lovebites all over you. With a delicate touch, he swiped his thumb over your nipple a few times and encouraged it to peak.

You gasped as a tingle shot from your breast down your body. “Levi.”

He looked up at you to see you were needy for him. “Forgive me.” He opened his hand and grasped your breast. “My teasing was not intentional.”

You tangled your fingers into Levi’s wet hair. “Kiss me. Hold me. Love me.”

He smiled at your words. “Happily.”

He massaged your breast as his tongue explored your mouth with love and dedication. Once he pulled from your lips you released a gasp for air, he always left you so breathless. His hand slipped down the curves of your wet body as his kisses moved to your neck. He teasingly played with your clit before slipping his fingers into your opening. Your pussy was already slick and wet as he pushed just the tips of his fingers inside.

Levi moaned against your body. “You’re so hot and wet.” He released a sigh against your skin. “You’re so perfect and all mine.”

You clasped your hand over your mouth as Levi took your right nipple into his mouth. You leaned your head back and pressed your shoulders and head against the shower wall. It was pure instinct to push your hips out and towards Levi. As soon as you moved your hips his fingers pushed in deeper. Gentle movements against your clit and g-spot lulled you slowly into a constant burning of euphoria. Every time this man touched or kissed you it was like fireworks were going off inside you.

Levi’s wet hair tickled your skin as he dragged his lips across to your other breast. “Let me hear you moan.” He growled as you pushed your fingers into his hair and complied with his request. “Such sweet music, it fills my heart.” He dragged his tongue up between your breasts. “How I long to just be one with you all the time. I love you like no one has ever loved another before.” He tapped his forehead against yours as his fingers moved with intention. “My love is deep and never-ending. I live for you and I will never let anyone break us apart.”

You gripped Levi’s muscular shoulders as his tattoos sparkled under the droplets of water. Your eyes were ignited with a passionate flame for the man before you. Blood rushed to your lips making them even more kissable and alluring than before. Your hot panting heated the small space between you. With a heart overflowing with Levi’s loving words, you gave in to pleasure. You felt your coil snap and a rush of pleasure consume you as Levi’s fingers gently moved you through your orgasm.

Levi dragged his fingers from you and licked every drop on his fingers. “Delicious.” He slowly dropped to his knees before you.

You placed your hands on his head and pushed. A rush of pleasure went through seeing Levi with his tongue out and a look of hunger in his eyes. “Le-Levi.”

“Stopping me from having my meal?” He rose to his feet and pressed his wet muscular body against yours. “You know how much I adore it.”

You whined a little at feeling every inch of this godly man against you. “Levi, I just want to be one with you.”

His eyes lit up at your sweet and innocent words. “Bunny…”

“I want to feel your love.”

He smiled so lovingly at you; you were perfect. He guided you out of the shower before using delicate and swift movements to dry your body off and his own. He lifted you and held you against him as he carried you to the bedroom. The bed was soft and cool to the touch under your skin but you soon forgot all about the warmth when Levi’s body moved over yours. Deep within Levi’s steel blue eyes was pure love and adoration for you. When the two of you made love, not a single spark of lust was there. It was always love.

As your warm arms wrapped around Levi, his hard and thick erection parted your lips and pressed deep into your warm and welcoming pussy. A content sigh drifted from both your lips when Levi’s pelvis pressed against you and he had nothing less to press into you. The two of you fitted so perfectly together, your walls wrapped around him so snugly as his cock stretched you just right and his tip kissed your cervix. Your hair shifted around your head and on the bed as Levi pushed his fingers through the soft damp locks to lovingly cup the side of your head. His other hand glided down the outside of your thigh before lightly holding your hip.

Levi’s movements were deep, slow and calculated. He intended for you to feel every inch of his love. Though Levi knew you loved him dearly, there was this tiny fear in him that one day you might see him like others do, a monster, and leave. This feeling inside him was why he doted on you, spoiled you and showered you with so much love and affection. As he gazed at your pleasure-covered face, he moved deeper as his feelings and thoughts pushed him to love you even more. You were his darling love, his saviour, his everything and no one could part you from him.

Feeling your lover slipping into dark thoughts, you tugged him down to your lips and spoke against his. “Levi, I love you.”

Levi’s focus was broken by your affectionate words. He called your name as if it was a sweet prayer. “I love you so much.”

He sought out your lips in a deep kiss. You clung so tightly to him as he moved deep against you. With each grind of his hips, his thick erection slid in and out of you as it caressed your walls. Levi’s lips never parted from yours allowing him to pour more of his love into you. A deep growl rumbled in his chest when your walls kept tightening around him and your nails dragged across his back, he could feel you were close to cumming.

Levi released your lips and wrapped his own around your neck right over your voice box. He sucked so lovingly as your moans increased in pitch and became more desperate. He was in love with every single moan that came from you. He wanted to feel your orgasmic moan against his lips and his wish was granted. You moaned loudly against Levi’s lips causing a pleasure to shoot through him.

You panted and hummed in happiness. “Levi.”

He kissed your lips and smiled against them. “The way you cum is so adorable.”

You blushed hard. “Levi.” You turned your head and looked away. “You’re unbelievably sexy when you cum.”

Levi looped your legs over his arms and hummed in delight. “Why do you always look so good in mating press?”

You covered your face with your hands. “D-Don’t stare.”

“I can’t help it.” He turned his head and bit your ankle as he started pumping himself into you. “You’re so perfect and all mine.” He called your name. “Look at me, please.”

You moved your hands from your face, gripped the sheets by your head and tugged hard. You arched your back and leaned your head back as you panted and moaned in delight. The way Levi moved within you was all calculated. Levi knew your body so well, he had studied every inch of it so he could worship you and make you feel endless pleasure. He was and will always be dedicated to making you feel endless happiness and love.

Your body tingled all over as you gave your body over to the pleasure Levi was giving. You tried not to consider the situation you were in because it would have flustered you so much. Your legs were pressed against your body as your breasts bounced with every thrust. You gazed at Levi’s muscular body covered in tattoos and scars. You reached down between the two of you and started touching his abs and pecs. You pushed your fingers up his body as you admired him before cupping his face. You smiled at him as his hair hung in his face and he panted above you. The man was a god and you couldn’t believe he was all yours.

You gripped Levi’s shoulders and cried out in pleasure. “Levi!”

He smiled at you as he made sure to angle his hips up so he rubbed every single pleasure spot. “I’m here, I’m right here.” He kissed you and hummed against your lips. He felt your legs shake in his hands and your walls flutter around him. He pulled back to feel you moan against his lips as you came. “So pretty.”

You panted and whined. “Levi.”

He released your legs and pressed himself against you as he said your name. “I love you, my little cute bunny.”

You wrapped your arms tightly around Levi. “Mm.”

He showered your face with kisses as he moved deep and slow. He nipped your neck and smiled at your sweet whimper. “My wonderful bunny.”

The two of you moved together as your lips connected. Your bodies grinded against each other causing you both to tingle. Every single inch of your bodies was stimulated by the other. The roughness of Levi’s actions was forgotten because of how soft and delicate he was being with you. As you gazed deep into his eyes you could see that dark part of him hiding deep within his feelings. You wanted the possessive side of him to come out and dominate you. You wanted him to be a bit rougher like he has done before.

You clung tighter to him and whispered against his ear. “Am I yours?”

He growled at your words. “Yes. You’re mine.”

“All yours?”

He moved a little harder. “All mine.” He gripped the bed tightly by your head. “No one else’s. You’re mine.”

You moaned against his ear. “Show me. Be possessive.”

He shifted his legs and began pounding himself into you. “Mine. Mine. All mine. I’ll never let you go.” He bit your neck and sucked a big mark on your neck. “Only I love you this passionately and deeply.”

You leaned your head back and mewled in delight as your legs shook. The pleasure throbbing through you was tingling your spine. You moved your hips as best as you could, but Levi had you pinned and his possessive passion was driving him. You crashed your lips against his and kissed him with all the love within your heart. Your fingers lightly danced over the skin on his back as pleasure burned through you. Levi was your everything and you never wanted to let him go.

Levi parted from your lips and panted. “I love you so much.”

You caressed his cheek. “I love you too.”

He smiled at you as he took you in. “You’re so beautiful.” He grunted as your walls massaged his cock. “Bunny.”

Levi’s cock moved deep into you. Your walls massaged his cock as it grinded in and out of you. His tip kept pressing against your cervix causing a burst of pleasure each time. His pelvis rubbed against your clit adding more burning bliss to your whole being. Levi was in heaven as he felt how hot and wet you were for him. Your pussy was pure perfection and he always loved being buried deep inside you. If Levi could, he would always be connected to you. His hunger and desire for you was unmeasurable.

Levi felt himself getting close and then something dawned on him. He stopped his movements and panted. “Bunny, I’m so sorry I forgot to activate my birth control.”

You stopped him from touching his communicator. “Don’t turn it on. Keep going. Fill me.”

Levi’s eyes widened. “You want this?”

You smiled at him. “I know how much you love children and children love you. I doubt one time would make them.”

He growled at you. “Baby.” He pounded into you harder as he thought about you with child. “You’d look incredible pregnant.”

You screamed in pleasure. ��Levi. Cum inside me.” You arched your back. “Cum deep in me as I do.”

Levi slapped his hands against the bed and gripped hard as he moved as deep and as hard as he could. “Yes, my lovely bunny.”

You gasped as you felt the pop of pleasure inside you. You moaned in delight and dragged your nails across his back as you felt intense euphoria consume every cell in your body. You felt your body become jelly as you enjoyed all the blissful feelings inside you. You gasped as Levi slammed his cock in as deep as possible and came hard into you. You cupped his face and admired the look of pure pleasure on his face, it was beautiful how he blushed and how happy he looked. It was just a small moment where he lost control of his body.

You smiled at Levi and kissed him. “I love you.”

Levi called your name. “I love you too.” He smiled at you and nuzzled his nose against yours. “Baby.”

You laughed. “Hold on, Mr, we’ve only been a couple for four months. No babies yet.”

He buried his face in the crook of your neck. “Soon.”

“A few years.”

“Soon.”

You played with his hair. “You’re adorable.”

He sighed. “I just love you so much.”

“I love you too.”

You fixed your hair a bit as you looked in the mirror of the car. You nibbled the back of your bottom lip as anxiety started to seep into you. You glanced over at Levi when he called your name. You gave him a little smile to stop him from worrying about you, but he would keep worrying. “Levi, I’ll be okay. It’s just a big deal meeting your parents.”

“They’ll love you. I’m just worried about them stealing you away from me.”

You gazed at Levi. “You think they’ll love me that much?”

He nodded. “Fuck yes.” He gripped the wheel and flew his car up to a huge house up in the clouds, a vast Japanese-inspired garden. He glanced out and saw someone familiar in the garden. “Tch, shit she’s already ready for you.” He pulled up into his parking spot and sighed. “Be ready for a massive hug.”

You looked down at the plant you bought for Kuchel. “I feel like this plant is awful compared to her garden.”

“She’ll love it, trust me.” He got out of the car first and then helped you out before letting Hades out for a run around the garden. “Knowing her, she’ll want us to stay the weekend. So, we’ll be in my old room.”

You gasped in delight. “I get to see your old room? Exciting. I’m going to look for your porn.”

“Tch, I had none! Vincent is the pervert.”

You walked with Levi. “Yeah right, you tell that to my body.” You gripped the plant pot tightly as Levi blushed hard and his mother ran over. “Holy shit, she’s stunning.”

Kuchel’s long hair fluttered behind her as she ran towards you both. She waved her elegant hand in the air as her flowing dress clung to her incredible figure. “My baby! My baby has a cute girlfriend!”

Levi blocked you from his mother. “I’ll take the first manic hug. Hi, ma.” He caught her as she jumped into his arms. “It’s good to see you again.”

Kuchel squeezed Levi. “My baby boy.” She cupped his face. “You’ve gained weight and you are glowing! Your girlfriend must be perfect! She brings you life. Let me meet her!”

Levi gripped his mother’s upper arms. “Breathe and calm, please. She’s nervous to meet you.”

She bounced up and down. “I’ll be good.”

He shifted out of the way and walked over to you. He softly said your name and put his arm around you. “This is my mother, Kuchel.”

You gripped the pot. “H-Hello, M-Mrs Ackerman! N-Nice to meet you.”

Kuchel whined as she gazed at you. “Hello!” She gasped. “Sorry, that was so loud. I’m just so excited to meet you!”

You lifted the plant pot. “I g-got you this.”

She took it from you as tears filled her eyes. “Oh…”

You gripped Levi’s shirt. “Levi.”

Levi kissed your temple. “She loves it. Trust me.” He squeezed you when a big bear of a man in a suit walked out. “My old man, Pops. His name is Sebastian.”

Sebastian wasn’t too tall, but he had this commanding presence. He had very broad shoulders and it was clear he was muscular, but the big bear kind instead of rippling muscle. He reminded you of a friendly and kind lumberjack. You could see past the tattoos, finely pressed suit, scar on his face and dark look. It was clear he’d made a massive effort because you were coming, he wanted to look presentable and his beard was very well trimmed and his hair slicked back. He looked nervous.

You hummed a laugh. “You look like your mum, but you are just like your dad.”

Levi frowned. “What do you mean?”

“Your dad is clearly nervous about meeting me and first impressions.”

Levi stared at his father and smiled as he interacted with his mother, the two of them just oozed love. Sebastian worshipped Kuchel and Levi was exactly the same with you. Levi released a long sigh. “You’re right.” Levi cleared his throat. “Pops? Come here.”

Sebastian shuffled closer. “S-son. You look really good.” Tears filled his eyes. “My baby boy.”

Levi groaned as his big dad hugged him tightly and cried. “Dad.”

Kuchel hugged him too. “He’s all grown up and in love!”

You smiled softly at the happy family but a presence next to you caught your attention. You looked up and smiled. “Hello, Vincent.”

Vincent grinned. “Welcome to the family, my parents cry at everything even though they are the most powerful family in the city.”

“It’s good to come from a loving home.”

“I guess it is.” He put his arm around you. “Let’s get you inside.” Vincent hummed as he walked with you. “I have this strong feeling my brother is killing me with his eyes.”

You heard someone running closer. “Let me go, he’s running to pick me up.”

Vincent chuckled and stepped to the side. “He’s obsessed.”

Levi scooped you up into his arms and squeezed. “Mine.”

“Yeah, yeah, I was just taking her inside because of the weird sob fest outside.” He glanced at his parents. “Instead of crying over your son, why don’t you welcome your future daughter-in-law.”

Levi sat you in the entryway seat and took your shoes off. “Are you okay? Do you need anything?”

You smiled. “I’m good.”

He picked up a pair of slippers that looked like rabbits. “My mum got these for you to wear around the house.” He kissed you and smiled. “She found out I call you bunny.”

You wiggled your feet before looking up at Kuchel. “Thank you, these are so soft and perfect.”

Kuchel welled up. “I’m so glad! I just want you to be happy and comfy here.” She hugged her husband’s arm. “Isn’t she so pretty?”

Sebastian blushed. “Welcome to our home. I hope you like it and marry our son.”

Vincent laughed. “He hasn’t proposed yet.”

“A-Ah! I’m sorry, I just want you to be with us.”

Kuchel gasped. “Levi! You haven’t proposed at all?”

Vincent pushed his parents down the hall. “Come on you two, you’ve just made things awkward for the couple! They’ve been together for five months only! Off you go!”

You sat in silence with Levi as he remained kneeling before you holding your ankles. “Levi.”

He squeezed your ankles. “I’m sorry. Maybe we should go home.”

“If that’s what you want, but I think this will be fun.”

He leaned closer and rested his head on your lap. “Mm. I love you.”

You played with his hair. “I love you too.” You sighed. “I kind of want to stay because I want to see your childhood room. I wanna know where my grumpy grew up. Plus, you get to have your girlfriend in your bed at your parent’s place.”

Levi leaned up and kissed you. “Yes.” He stood up and swapped his shoes for slippers with wolves on. He took your hand and pulled you along. “Mum will have lots of food for us. They mean well, they’re just excited. You’re the first girl I’ve ever brought home.” He leaned down and kissed you right in front of the tea room.

Kuchel spied the two of you and squealed. “So cute!”

Sebastian hugged his wife. “Such a sweet couple.”

Vincent sighed. “Mum, dad? Come on. Leave them be.”

Levi led you into the room and helped you into a seat, but then he noticed the table was covered in food. “Holy shit, mum. This is a lot of food.”

Kuchel sat and grinned. “I just want to make sure you have plenty to eat.”

You smiled and took Levi’s hand. “Thank you, Mrs Ackerman. It all looks delicious.”

All of you sat together eating and drinking tea well into the night. Long after the sunset, you all started to get tired. It was hard to part because of the stories you were told about Kuchel meeting Sebastian and their young romance, along with childhood stories of Levi and Vincent running wild. You all tried to stay up as long as possible, but you couldn’t anymore and you all parted ways to go to bed.

Levi held you against him as he led you down the halls to his room with Hades trotting behind you both. He felt a little nervous and he wasn’t sure why. He opened his door and felt his heart skip a beat seeing you walk right in. “I’ll get you something to sleep in.”

“Thank you.” You glanced at his huge bed making you realise why the bed in the home he got you was big too, Levi liked them big and so did you. You moved around his room to see hologram pictures, along with jewellery and books. It seemed like a simple room of a rebel kid who liked punk and rock things, but at the same time was a good boy. “Your room is lovely.”

He handed you a shirt of his. “You think so? I think it’s rather boring compared to most people’s rooms.”

You started undressing and took everything off except your panties causing Levi to blush hard. “It’s a cute room. Room of a rebel who is also a good boy.” You looked over at Levi and giggled. “Eyes up here.”

He looked up at your face. “Sorry. You know, you’re the first woman I’ve ever had almost naked in my room.”

“Want me to take my panties off?”

He groaned. “Don’t. I won’t be able to control myself.”

You dragged his shirt on. “I’ll put my boobs away.” You walked up to him and hugged him. “I really enjoyed today.”

Levi scooped you up into his arms and carried you to his bed. “I’m glad. I enjoyed it too.” He paused when he saw Hades climb onto the bed. “Hades.”

You giggled. “Let him join us.”

“Okay.” He put you in bed and them climbed in next to you. He wrapped his arms around you and kissed you. “I love you.”

“Love you too.”

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vivalioo · 1 year

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Hi! Can I get some headcanons about the stardust crusaders crew with a s/o that has a stand that has the ability to make an enemy stand user laugh so hard by emitting a laughing gas? it basically give's other stand user's an opening to get a hit in on the enemy. and the stand itself looks like a small cute clown.(literally the size of heaven's door)

Bonus: the S/o wants to be a stand-up Comedian.

I LOVE WHERE YOUR MIND IS AT if you haven't already you should totally make this an OC because I'd love to see this idea come to life!! Also I feel like I'm definitely the target audience for this. My nickname was giggles in highschool because I couldn't stop laughing all the time and it'd be so contagious also I LOVE CLOWNS!! Thank you for this request it is chefs kiss

I don't believe any warnings apply here, oh but I did realize right as I finished writing this that I have the habit of inserting the reader into the story of part 3 for requests instead of making general headcanons so if that bothers anybody that requests for SDC pls feel free to ask for general headcanons!

Without further ado some hcs for @lumithegremlin for an s/o with a clown stand who emits laughing gas!! :D Hope you enjoy

Jotaro Kujo

-Jotaro probably wouldn't be very enthusiastic about you coming along with the crusaders to Egypt, but hear me out okay

-He has a lot of concerns about whether or not your laughing gas would be enough to keep enemy stand users at bay, he'd rather not see you get hurt, especially if he can help it! This concern probably manifests itself outwardly as anger, because we all know how bad he is with his feelings

-Eventually he finds a compromise with you, that allows you to be in his sight at all times while you work together to subdue enemies

-Whether he actually communicates this to you or it's just how things work out from his stubborn nature is up to you

-Aside from the rocky start he generally appreciates your presence, especially when you make every moment lighter with some wisecracks! He doesn't laugh out loud or break into a smile too often, he's more of an exhale through the nose kind of guy.

-Maybe even a groan or "gimme a break" if a joke is especially cheesy

-But he definitely wouldn't wanna change anything about you or your humor

-He also teases you a little bit for your stand's appearance— by extension he calls you a clown as a term of endearment<3

Noriaki Kakyoin

-Kakyoin greatly admires the ability of your stand, he thinks it's a nice contrast to some of the more gruesome and dangerous abilities you both have encountered up until this point

-At first he worried a bit that maybe you shouldn't be involved in this journey, mostly because he doesn't want to see someone who's nature of their fighting spirit is literally so wholesome in such gruesome battles, but he has a lot of faith in you to hold your own

-And he'll certainly encourage you to lean on him for support! He'll also do everything in his power to keep you safe and work with you when you fight

-He's just so thankful for your company, he loves your humor a lot and will sort of calmly respond to your anecdotes and jokes with small quips of his own. I don't think he jokes around a lot but he definitely has a sense of humor in there, and you tend to bring it out with ease!

Jean Pierre Polnareff

-Polnareff absolutely adores your stand and it's ability! You two would be an unstoppable duo— between your stand's laughing gas as a distraction— and his Silver Chariot who brings a swift end to any of your opponents!

-Because of that I feel like he'll always insist you work together or at the very least stay by his side, totally not because he just wants you all to himself lolol

-He's also your number one fan when it comes to your stand-up career, if you like to tell jokes during the trip he's probably the easiest to make laugh and it's always obnoxiously loud

-But he just adores you a lot and will find anything you say funny really

-He's also one of the best people to joke around with, you remember that submarine scene with the hand signals from the gif? Yeah you're definitely involved there somewhere

Muhammad Avdol

-Avdol is such a sweetheart I love him, I honestly can't see him having any problem with your stand at all

-He's the most outwardly supportive when it comes to you, especially with you wanting to be a stand-up comedian. It's crucial for everyone to be in high spirits during this adventure, he finds your humor one of the most important things to preserve! So of course, he'd go any length to protect you

-But you'll have to break him out of his shell initially, he takes his role in the group very seriously and sometimes he's cautious to the point of forgetting to indulge in a little fun now and then

-That's why you two complement each other well! You can see his progression throughout the journey as he starts to allow himself to relax around you and the crusaders. You truly bring out the best in him. And who doesn't love Avdol when he's being mischievous? His first appearance with Polnareff after his 'death' was honestly my favorite, he'll probably look to you for approval with his own practical jokes (even if the nature of this one was pretty extreme. But it was for a good cause!)

Joseph Joestar

-Okay you can't give me this prompt and not expect me to bring up the desert scene when they were up against The Sun

-The poor guy thought everyone was losing their sanity in there, and he wondered if maybe you were using your ability on everyone else to make them laugh.

-The fear was short lived though, mostly because he loved you and trusted you enough to know better from you, as well as the fact that the gas would have to affect him as well. Then his concern just grew into the fear that he was losing you too!

-Okay aside from that I think he finds the nature of your ability pretty fascinating in of itself, something very unconventional for fighting but when used tactfully it can be pretty powerful!

-He'll probably encourage you to stay away from battle, mostly because your stand is so unconventional as well as the fact that he probably can't protect you very well with Hermit Purple (not that he wouldn't go down without trying anyway)

-He's a little insecure about it, but that's why he needs you with him to talk strategy! He's sure that with your combined skill and power you could get yourselves out of any situation

-It's very easy to get a laugh out of him, and I'm sure he'll make you laugh quite a few times as well even if unintentionally (because it wouldn't be Joseph if he didn't make a fool out of himself)

-Oh and it's safe to say he absolutely supports your career, he'll do anything he can to help and he'll even try to offer up material for your jokes at any given time

#jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #stardust crusaders #stardust crusaders x reader #sdc x reader #jjba part 3 #jjba x reader #jotaro kujo x reader #noriaki kakyoin x reader #muhammad avdol x reader #jean pierre polnareff x reader #joseph joestar x reader #requests open #headcanons

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doukeshi-kun · 1 year

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Haiii ^-^☆ cute face annon (ִ•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅) here!!

I wanted to share some cute and not so cute hcs that I have of our muse (Nikolai) :3

I talked a lot about him with curly or wavy hair and hzoakabsks I'm crazy about this hc!!!!! I love it when artists draw him with his hair like this and not with straight licked hair full of straightening

Nikolai would definitely be MUSCULAR imagine him having a chiseled body but not that much but enough to have defined abs and booba (🤤) I also think his thighs also have some muscles too duuhh and i fantasize a lot about him having a big ass...

OH OH AND HE ALSO HAS SLIGHTLY SPLIT TEETH!!! IT MUST BE SO CUTE HIM LAUGHING AND SMILING LIKE AN INSANE MANIAC AND THEN HAS 2 TEETH SEPARATED IN FRONT SAYING 'HAIII >.<' AND AND THEY ARE HXISJSBAOA CUTIES !!! Obviously it wouldn't be something that separate, but just a little bit that doesn't harm our boy.

he also has several scars all over his body and I think that in addition to the scar on his eye he has a small one on his mouth.. and the skin on his face is smooth and soft, I think he would have some small acne scars and small pores near the nose, but nothing that is frightening !!!

the hairs that grow on his body are white like his hair and are slightly curly, but they are not thick and not in great quantity, he has a little on his arms and legs, on his chest and a happy trail that goes from his navel to his glock, but he always trims them, but they're a charm too...

idk why but i think he would wear lip gloss or mascara...

he came from a poor family but I don't think he had mommy/daddy issues, it was a happy family until something happened, obviously. I also think that everyone in his family is beautiful, mainly his mom, his mother must have such big tits...

i think it would be wrong for me to hcs that he is neurodivergent because some people might think i'm 'romanticizing' or something, but for me he definitely has adhd and something like borderline...

more hcs soon (＞。☆) ~

first, about the hair — yeah i agree his hair isn't fully straight. i mean, the man isn't straight himself so🤷🏻‍♀️ and i find messy hair suits him and men more bcs they look sexy ehe

i don't think nikolai is muscular as fuck like toji ehgehehs but he does have refined muscles. not too obvious and not too subtle. it's there and firm. but i think his upper body is smaller than his lower half. like man got thighs. MAN GOT DEM THIGHS. HE CLENCHES HIS BALLS WITH HIS THIGHS WHEN HE SITS

and his ass will look square. idk dude's asses always look square asf. we can do pythagoras theorem on their asses

i think he has sharp canine teeth too. would look cuter.

and i agree with the acne scars hsgdhshs maybe not too obvious bcs i believe nikolai likes to make sure he looks clean as much as possible. maybe the area around his right eye is cleaner than any of the part on his face because he tends to cover it with his eyepatch.

HAPPY TRAIL hsgshshdjs nikolai's happy trail makes everyone happy <3 and yeh i don't think he shaves his body hair 100% smooth. he just trims it. maybe braids it too if he's feeling goofy

i don't think he wears mascara. but lip balm and lip gloss is likely. i think he likes the taste of flavoured lip gloss and sometimes he unconsciously licks his lips when he wears it (no i am NOT projecting😤)

he doesn't look like someone who has mommy/daddy issues, yeah. i do think he comes from poor family or at least, a family with unfortunate situation. i am not sure if his family is loving, but it's a nice possibility! not every morally grey character needs tragic family to justify their action and i think it will be beautiful regardless to his character if it's revealed that he suddenly feels living is brainwashing and decides to murder people to prove himself

and idk bout his mom uh you do you ig

i'm not sure he's neurodivergent. i don't wanna say something about the topic bcs i am not neurodivergent (or maybe i am idfk bro i don't go to doctors, i believe in warm lemon tea and ointment oil to cure flu so)

#/nsrs about the doctors #i believe science #and i believe in my traditional medicated oil to cure all my problems😤#道化師-says❃ུ۪ #道化師- •᷄‎ࡇ•᷅❃ུ۪ #nikolai headcanons #bsd headcanons

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sharonisthebettercarter · 8 months

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comics inspired butchlander ideas<3

so.

guess who got inspired~<3 after readin' that loveable trainwreck known as the boys~<3<3<3

it's the original verse that started all the bullshit and definitely worth the read and messages being discussed and it's definitely not any worse or even as bad as the show is 'edge'wise (def got surpassed there!). plus it really does feel like its own secret playbook/au for the show with some unique insight on the characters and story lmao<3 may also do a bit of concept breakdown idk

heads up! long long post ahead butt~ i'll split this into segments with some bold and <3<3<3 highlighting each idea<3

butt~ full disclosure~<3...

they abso-fuckin'-lutely~ confirm billy butcher as the biggest fuckin' bottom of the entire series<3<3<3 the bratty bossy baby type (with a soft boi side~!) who even is THE GUY who confirms homelander's canonically huge dong~<3! and even just spiritually, I CANNOT<3<3<3 (if i don't fuckin' count the lovely show boi un-fuckin'-ironically calling himself an alpha male and how gotdamn CUTE that motherfucker who plays him is. FUCKING MAN PUPPY with them big ass wide pretty eyes and adorable nose and perfect second trimester belly when he gains just a little bit of chub<3<3<3)

i don't much imagine the actors/actresses *directly* anyhow when i write/read (kinda some features i may like do stay, but i do LOVE to play with them sometimes, some comic features generally tend to stick (namely muscle cause i need it), and moar often am picturing some kind of 3d/actor/comic amalgamation in wolf among us (game) style cause i'm weird i guess) who knows, maybe i might pick up a pen and actually draw what's in my head for once even tho its been goddamn years--

and boi oh fuckin' boi did these things gimme some fantastic au ideas, combined and separate cause why the fuck not~<3 we can always do BOTH (as i normally do anyway lol) ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

anywho~<3

visceral reactions to being bad for homie<3<3<3

listen.

so this shit was an INSTANT creative boner for me y'all that i CANNOT for the life of me figure out why people wouldn't wanna further explore this! like holy fuck, i know how much bad~<3 homie is dearly loved, but what about fix-its and GOOD~<3 homie (no i do not mean superman but we're gonna dive a bit into that lore), or. OR. get this... homie who is good but for the WRONG reasons~<3<3<3 ;)))))))))))))))))))

like~ wanting to genuinely be the best fucking hero out of 'vindictive personal glory and pettiness'~<3<3<3 or simply because he literally 'cannot be bad' without reacting!<3<3<3

for a breakdown, in the comics, homie is gaslit into oblivion into thinking he is and then being bad (sort of an 'i think, therefore i am' evolving into 'i can, therefore i must' complex) and there's pretty much a build up to reveal he was never actually the 'villain' he was painted as from the start. (spoiler alert, butcher is much fucking worse) part of that includes him having visceral reactions to doing truly evil things he full well knows are legit evil

whether a mental breakdown, some mirror~ talk, or even him actually throwing up, the boi legit had a bodily *rejection* to evil and i just...

i couldn't help thinkin', well what if he *knew* it wasn't him because of this reaction, and he couldn't be gaslit... opens up a new can o worms, don't it~<3

just imagine the chaos to be had with this poor boi having to lose his goddamn lunch everytime he either does a bad mission for vought or is just fuckin' mean or lies to someone<3 it'd be fucking GLORIOUS<3!

imagine~<3 butcher getting 'infected' with homelander's peculiar 'affliction' thinking he's caught that 'raging case a vagina' only for it to turn out to be a 'raging case a morning sickness' for poor billy boo~<3<3<3

but beyond that, there are a couple lines that play in my head for his interactions with butcher and how he could take being accused given his... well, alibi lmao! things like~

"why don't you like me? everyone likes me."

"no, i think i'll just... continue to do the right thing. i love how much it grates you when people have a legitimate reason to adore me and especially when they cheer for me."

and my personal favorite~<3

"i'm the real hero. die mad about it."

because who doesn't love a sassy fine boi~<3<3<3!!

anywho~, this actually leads into the next bit which was actually an idea i had learning about the comics even before reading them. i have seen it played with somewhat?? though not really quite like this or in this capacity. BUTT~<3

detective husbands<3<3<3

or not quite there but getting there lol. this one definitely requires a key plot point from the comic in which homie was framed for what happened to becky (and others), but can still be combined with show elements or relate back to the show. the difference being that he is fully aware that he didn't do it and wants to find out, even help butcher know, who done it...

clone games are of course an option there, but i'm actually surprised that no one's thought about using doppleganger as the rapist. we know he can morph into anyone and is already an undercover rapist for vought's blackmailing, it's really not all that far fetched to consider he might end up taking certain 'looks' for joy rides and doing awful things to scared people. i for one think doppleganger is actually a great character for exploration and story twists, butt i digress

basically, this idea hinges on homelander *not* being the true culprit and offering to help~<3 it can also absolutely be combined with the last one<3<3 and even moar~<3<3<3

but mostly, i do love me that delectable idea of these two motherfuckers working together to figure out the truth~<3 and homie being the BEST worst soldier that butcher could ever possibly ask for. technically, homie can still be a huge dumpster fire for this as long as he didn't commit *this* specific crime, even different levels of trash fire, or clean as a whistle~<3

maybe with a dropped quote from marcus aurelius~<3 to help things along--"punish only he who has committed the crime."

so long as butcher finds him useful (OH--), homie's pretty much a shoo-in for the group shenanigans, he could be another vas but stronger~<3<3<3

aaaaaand~ since i mentioned it

clone games and shadow homie<3<3<3

clones are an obvious oldie, but a goodie i think. i also think they give lots of different people mixed feelings. it can for sure feel corny and overplayed (especially in the comics genre which lmao, let's be honest is a fuckin' cornfest in general), but can also be pretty cool and interesting, even thought provoking when done well.

side note~ i do think it was done well in the comic, if you go in knowing what to expect (and i honestly expected worse), you see the signs and build up even from very early in the comics. (also billy wut the fuck you stupid stupid entrapping clone accomplice cunt, how the fuck could you not be the slightest bit suspicious when a mountain of clearly very STAGED photos falls into your lap?? oh that's right motherfucker, ya don't actually care whether people are guilty or not as long as they're supes--)

but the abruptness in the way it changes the dynamic and understanding in what's actually occurred can give whiplash. it makes you realize just how tragic homelander's situation really is and then fully robs you of any enjoyment of his death because it is just that fucked up. start to end, you realize he never had a life of his own... and that's... that fuckin' hits. HARD.

in addition to unveiling that the story has been following its biggest villain the whole time, the themes are flipped entirely on its head, suddenly the *people* who were villainized and getting taken down are the ones who need saving and ooooooh... it fuckin' hurts, but it is VERY well done. especially when you realize that the story LAID THIS OUT from the very beginning~!

ugh, enough of that concept breakdown lmao.

basically clones are gonna be hit or miss for lots a folks, tho i do think it stems more from misunderstanding/bad stories and post hoc association, granted it can be an easy concept to fuck up (but also make flourish)

butt~ what about fanfic~<3?

OH. i see the opportunity~<3 and i am once again so disappoint no one else is gettin' creative! obviously, this one does hinge a bit more on the comic, but it can connect~<3 (can't do both~?;)))))))

the clone is.... well, there's a small part of me (micro~) that i must admit does feel kinda bad for him. in the same way i feel bad for the joker. in which this motherfucker is literally, legitimately, completely fucking insane?? and it's well... it's *difficult* to plainly judge a very broken mind as you would a 'normie'. (stiiiiiiil fuckin' hate 'em)

and in a way, i get it. to be *made* for one fucking purpose and then denied fulfilling it puts a mind in a fucked up place. he actually sorta mirrored homelander. both created for purpose, but while one was expected to meet a standard he was *not* prepared for, the other *was* prepared for his standard, and then denied the chance to meet it.

and there's a lot that can be explored there just between homie and the clone. especially if the clone *tells* him early on. ;) twin bros is also technically an option which i'll get to with shadowlander~<3 (which is not *quite* a twin)

butt. when it comes to clones, something that does often get explored is rapid deterioration of them or them coming out 'wrong' from damaged DNA. there's a whole somethin' there to be explored with an OG homie and a deteriorating clone or possibly more than one clone, cause why not? in the comics, his clone was an 'upgrade', but what if he hadn't been? better yet, what if they failed multiple times? what if the mental breakdown and subsequent framing of homie was the result of the physical and mental deterioration?

the deterioration itself could have even been a contingency plan to their original contingency plan (which honestly, TOTAL amateur move not to have one... BATMAN would have thought of one!) and these themes could be explored to bittersweet effect or even just sweet if the clone *does* tell him, and they work things out/team up against vought<3

combine the two (deterioration/team up) for a super tragic bittersweet feel that could even revolve around homie saving/failing his clone/brother/only friend... </3

OUCH.

moving on~ multiple clones because they all deteriorate rapidly. now THIS is a fuckin' fire starter... especially if the REAL homie is the one to never see the light of day, specifically because they *can't* make the contingency plan.

and here's where it gets REAL fun~<3 in this case, OG homie never sees light of day. one of the clones does commit the crime since they're all crazy *almost*, but the clones themselves keep dying, and public sometimes trashfire homie is a new clone every time and has many many many many doomsday arcs that he seemingly *recovers* from every time (new clone, who dis?... LMAO PERFECT. title right there!), vought changes things up.

public homie is the clones, he is always the clones. og homie (johnny boi~<3) becomes their contingency (assassin~) when needed since he is the only perfect one and he is very *very* well trained (as a weapon). (this can also super play into homie's anxiety for why they kept him behind the scenes too, noir can be show noir~<3, bit of role reversal actually)

kicker being when billy either *sees* og homie killing one of the clones, or has one of the deteriorating clones *literally* die and deteriorate/dissolve on top/in front of him as it's trying to kill him. it could even be one of the saner/good clones (or one that discovers homie) who finds and sends the pictures (of another clone, comic) to try get the boys to freee the real homie and stop vought

because i LOVE the idea of big dumb animal completely unused to human interaction homie coming under billy's wing, and billy definitely DEFINITELY abusing his trust and planning to use him as a weapon before~<3 well... let's just say that homie's story, general innocence (here), and need for comfort could do *things* to billy's cold dead heart<3

that one can also be combined with visceral reactions. and this homie would likely have never been with another person~<3 (what a cutie~!)

the a/b/o wrench could def be thrown in there in a special way too (thrown in like normal every other time~<3 the world def needs more omega butcher<3<3<3) but for the clones, they're all made betas/ pseudo or normal alphas while homie...

is a very rare type of prime (mmmmhmmm~<3 lol) or true alpha deemed too dangerous for society (bullshit of course, but omegas would likely be very common in this world and run things, alphas like homie would be killed at birth ordinarily, and the clones deteriorating could be explained by the tampered dna to make them 'normal'.)

i do also adore the idea that only a prime/true alpha can get a male omega pregnant for this kinda world setting~<3 (or even that they can get other normal *alphas* pregnant/bitch them) and that of course is an idea that can be used for any canon/au, show or comic.

how crazy would it be for billy to discover homie is an actual alpha and then use it against him to destroy his rep/turn people against him? it would be very on point, and could also result in an arranged bonding situation to *tame the dangerous alpha* with a *calm and rational omega*, guess who i have in mind~<3<3<3 ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

of course, homie's super sperm is still always an option because i love mpreg and bitching~<3<3<3

back to the topic. shadowlander/twins. twins are pretty self explanitory and of course, ideas can be combined. basically there were two and one got treated way way different. one or both finding out could either cause hella resentment, or these bois teaming up~<3<3<3

shadow homie... is a bit more complicated? and sparked from wanting the 'clone' framing situation AND show noir~<3 in which homie has a power he has no clue about because he has a literal dark side that can separate from his body. likely a manifestation that protected him when he was young (i love those imaginary friend type powers<3) that grew to be something... moar (and terrifying)

this kinda goes similar to the concept of mirrorlander and homie having DID, but a little different and more accurate to what's actually going on (on the show based on interview, and a little more respectful i do hope. DID is commonly used in explorations of duality and 'evil dangerous dark side' but it doesn't quite... help with common misconceptions about the disorder. just my two cents, if i were gonna explore this, i'd wanna flip it with a good personality that legit cockblocks homie every time he tries to do bad and is fighting for control/is the one causing visceral reactions to evil~<3)

but back to shadowhomie. basically, when homie was little, his literal powers created this demon to protect him. BUTT, as homie grew to no longer need him, he was caged up. and locked away. and forgotten. never a good combo and bound to cause issue~<3

so what happens? well, he has a 'clone' as this thing... developed. but he doesn't know it. shadow lander would likely hold everything dark about homie, in essence a literal manifestation of what his trauma created in him being *expelled* from his body and if not protecting him... well...

this kinda thing could also fuck around with homie's powers and make them act up a bit weirdly, maybe split what power he does or doesn't have/make them inconsistent, shadowlander splitting from him and not being with him could also be an explanation for homie's visceral reactions~<3 (full circle~<3)

but with this scenario, homie's not the culprit, but also... he is the culprit. but also not. yesn't.

i've always loved exploration in duality, and i like the idea of that side being able to fully separate, because it makes for great complexities and creative freedom. including giving homie his own doomsday arc~! (if you are unfamiliar with superman lore, i basically mean homie will end up fighting his dark side and ''''''dying''''''<3)

and that battle could be spectacular on its own when you consider that as a 'part' of homie, shadowlander could end up 'linked' to him. one gets hurt, the other does too. which always makes for... interesting fights. or since homie is the OG, it only works one way in which shadow homie gets hurt, but he wont, but maybe shadow homie is stronger overall to counterbalance it.

end result would be a struggle to 'reabsorb'/'kill' shadow homie, and to tie it back into the doomsday arc, billy could end up super fucking sad and depressed post '''''death''''' battle after a whole ass journey realizing 'oh shit, homie's *not* the bad guy' and also 'oh shit, i think i fell in love with him when i tripped, fell, and landed on his dick'... perhaps unknowingly with a little one on the way~<3<3<3 ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

twin works in place of shadowlander like the original clone too.

last thing i'll say is that i'm actually surprised they haven't used the clone option in the show given they have antony starr as homelander (*coughs in outrageous fortune* lmao). he's a guy who coulda pulled it off with flying colors and it honestly has me wondering if they may have a plan for a clone being made/used for the finale but a bit differently

MOVING ON~<3!

assassin homie and the boi who LEARNS<3<3<3

assassin homie is a fun one~<3

let's start with the 'boi who LEARNS'<3 what does that even mean? well, basically it means homie discovers he was gaslit and framed before shit hits the fan, and that he has a clone as a contingency plan... so what does he do~?

welp, couple options there between straight up murder/assassination~, getting people fired or getting them to resign, he basically takes out every single last person who *can* give the order for the clone to destroy him--

so that there's no one left who *can* give the order...

the result?

well, in someone as fucking unstable as the clone, this could cause a self destruct, he would implode/explode/everything inbetween. but ultimately be likely to destroy himself faced with a situation where he can never meet the objective he was made to meet. it's almost cruel, but it's basically a checkmate from homelander where he personally dismantles vought and gets the clone to destroy itself with minimal effort.

oooh~<3 scary and exhilarating<3<3<3

couple paths from there, either homie fucks off to be alone, total supe anarchy chaos without vought and he's around, or he takes full control of what's left of vought and OOOOHHHH~<3 OPTIONS~<3!

butt~ the fact of the matter would definitely fuck billy's (comic) plans to oblivion since... well, the boys could just go to homelander to stop him<3<3<3 if billy is stupid enough to actually try to follow through that is<3 or leave billy in a... peculiar spot.

he'd probably be there expecting a big final fight with homelander, and instead he'd get the clone destroying itself, homie was actually not guilty the whole time, and he doesn't even lift a finger to get the job done that billy had been trying to do for over a fucking decade.

"that's gotta sting..."

it also deals with a moar dangerous~<3 homie that actually uses that big brain and high iq of his<3<3<3

but with the options it does leave, there are certainly windows for... futures<3 lmao, brighter or darker actually.

something like this could make billy totally lose his drive and obsession even if homelander goes full tyrant on vought scraps because not only was he wrong, he didn't even manage to get the revenge he wanted. everything he claimed was for becky/becca (while knowing she would hate it) was pretty much for nothing in the end.

homelander could either make himself a 'villain' for billy just to snap him out of it, or even (while tyranting) implement changes that are good/more strict for vought superheros and come to check on billy.

things could even be unbearably NORMAL and they fall in love like the world's most boring average couple ever since its all over<3<3<3 (love me some vanilla shit and marshmallow billy boo<3 his canon submissiveness for people he loves his adorable<3<3<3)

it works similarly in reverse too, where homie fucks off and tells the world to fuck off since he's lost hope after that bullshit, and billy (begrudgingly) has to finally, FINALLY fucking swallow his pride and convince homie to come help them clean up/chaos is happening/major threats on the horizon they need homie for~<3<3<3

and homie OF COURSE<3 being stubborn<3 as billy tries to make him see reason that the world is worth protecting... maybe inadvertently doing so when they start banging and homelander gets billy boo up the duff~<3<3<3

but going back to assassin~<3 homie. i kinda like the idea of him apprehending and intercepting the supes the boys go after, even doing the jobs more efficiently than they could depending on scenario of course. 'making the boys obsolete' homie is another creative boner of mine and he is gorgeous~<3<3<3

but of course. not the only method. there's also the one who goes after billy~<3

of course, he'd need to get stopped and put on some kind of truce with him for butchlander, but then it can absolutely go back to him making the boys 'obsolete' to get rid of them<3 love me some dangerous predator homie<3<3<3

fact is, the boys has the 'hunted' taking aim at the 'hunter', classic trope, but it makes for some magical cat and mouse games~<3 assassin homie dials up his danger and discretion up to 1100 for sure. and there is A LOT that can be done with that<3<3<3

hate fucking<3<3<3

pretty self explanitory~<3

mostly, i just wanna drop that billy loving hate fucking is canon BOTH ways~<3<3<3 (gotta LOVE maeve taking control and his lazy lover ways~, can only IMAGINE what *show* raynor did to him<3<3<3) as is his submissive sweet bean marshmallow fluffy boi bottom tendencies when he falls in love like literally admits to becky being the first woman on top in the comic HE'S JUST SO FUCKING ADORABLE I--<3<3<3

butt. the boi is also super self destructive by habit for sure. he purposely, consistently, deliberately, bites off WAY fucking moar than he can chew for the explicit purpose of getting his ass handed to him. (literally how he meets becky. is his obvious death wish fucking showing yet)

and with a guy like homie?? he'd definitely *want* it to hurt hella bad and would definitely~ push for fighting turned into fucking... and getting overpowered each time<3

can of course be combined with other ideas~<3

the mud people/supe dilemma and compound V<3<3<3

this is just another canon dropping for both continuities. while not impossible for supes to sleep with humans... it IS portrayed as... *difficult*.

in the comics, it's more specific, but both the show and comic actually give examples of strength disparity being an issue and normal humans getting hurt. mm mentions what happens to the sex workers at herogasm, and that poor writer guy gets his dick snapped off.

the comics take it another step and show us people can and often do use drugs cut with V in order to be able to keep up, so to speak. (the only real thing to mention about v is that it comes in many more different forms in the comic that def could be explored<3)

but going back to the supe/human thing, i would wager that it (obviously) varies for supes for how *difficult* it is to maintain control when with humans. homelander obviously would be the top of that list.

and listen. y'all. i could not be fucking paid to miss an opportunity for the super dick. with great fucking *power* comes great *fucking* power LEMME TELL YA<3<3<3

if i have a chance to write about super dick, i won't miss it BECAUSE~<3

no refractory period~<3

super fucking stamina~<3<3<3

fingers, tongue, and dick can be VIBRATED with superspeed~<3<3<3<3<3<3

this motherfucker is the PERFECT<3 service top.

combined with that diamond shatting flesh destroying clencher atrocity out the back and i--.

ice princess, but worse.

lmao. the superman archetype ALWAYS tops. he just does. he needs to for the sake of his partner. it is a fact of life or you're doin' it wrong cause you have just missed the greatest golden opportunity for one HELL~<3<3<3 of a GOTDAMN GOOD fuckin' time that CANNOT be beat.

legit.

what a terrible tragedy and great disservice to miss out on this, i just... i couldn't. i would literally die. literally.

anywho~<3

"i quit" and early retirement<3<3<3

kinda self explanatory<3 again comes back to comics with them pics but can just deal with billy accusing homie however, whenever. tho the premise once again does come back to he *didn't* do it.

basically, the second the accussation comes out? homie... quits.

for an actual good reason too, or at least an attempt at good. (can just be homie being petty and hurt, works best if his record is spotless otherwise i think but also good if he's being extra extra petulant) but the good reason is him thinking he's lost time and hurt people, and not wanting to hurt anyone else/get to the bottom of things on his own if he doesn't think it was him for whatever reason.

as always lmao, can be tied back to others such as the visceral reactions, or idk, maybe the motherfucker actually has a hobby this time. it goes back to billy having to convince him to help instead<3<3<3

definitely love the world ending option here, maybe yellowstone is about to erupt or something and only homelander can stop it. i have an idea there that i will go into another time just to not add anymore tangents here. same goes for secret identity~<3 since that's more general<3

butt~<3

the other part of this is a homie who quit a long long time ago as soon as the first accusations (from others, not billy) started rolling in and fucked off to live a quiet life. it does tie in back to the clone shenanigans, multiple bad ones or one is fine. but this OG homie is an overpowered beast and--gentle giant<3.

basically, he's calm cause he has his 'girls' (milking animals lmao), a small farm, cabin by a lake, and is living a solitary life in peace as a mountain man (also inspired by starr's obsession with being a mountain man lmao). and maybe he's got hobbies, idk

however... billy, while going after the clone gets badly injured. that's where this mofo steps in. he could handle it then and there or the conflict is saved for later and he just helps billy, but either way, he takes billy back to his cabin and nurses him back to health. existensial crisis ensues~<3

possible fighting with billy demanding he handle the fucking clone if he hasn't and homie just being a... passive neutral bug. do love me the doc manhattan approach<3<3<3

there's something about rebuilding a lost hope superman/super powerful character that just makes me so happy<3

the real homie can also do other things like run a goddamn candy store or somethin, and the secret identity aspect can also def be used, maybe they're neighbors<3

maybe billy's been secretly getting railed by the retired asshole the whole goddamn time~<3<3<3

billy's final evil plan works?? and the "crossed" option<3<3<3

kinda. this one hinges back to comics (obviously, all these prompts are comic inspired lmao) with billy's worst idea ever actually succeeding, sorta, whether he skips to the finish line out of desperation or any of the above reasons or other keep homie alive, he succeeds in changing the landscape of the world.

and it backfires~<3

(tho if ya wanna go real depressing, he could actually succeed and they die in each others arms, do have to throw that one out)

butt anywho~<3 backfiring.

it can either kill all the normal humans, leaving only supes, or change a bunch of humans, kill some, and leave only supes.

it can also cause a legit zombie apocalypse. cause knowing billy... let's just be honest, it would. it absolutely would. and the zombies would function exactly like those in 'crossed' (another work by ennis i am hella interested in but fuck me they are expensive), congrats billy, you fucked the world!

in the 'crossed' crossover (lmao), supes could be immune and billy inadvertently makes homie the last best hope for human survival... and he can be a remarkably shitty one or he can actually be great or gradually learn~<3 but personally, it does seem poetic that billy would inadvertently create billions of what he was allegedly trying to destroy. that is monstrous humans with no humanity.

in a regular dystopia where people just died a lot, classic tropes from a/b/o come into play (arranged mating/population boost/control for butchlander anyone~?) and maybe even homelander being the only one who knows what billy did/tried to do and hiding the now most wanted man on earth (or maybe they do know and billy being an omega is the only thing that saves his life)

as always ideas can be combined goddammit fuck me i am tired this thing took me DAYS and if there is anything i've forgotten or want to add?

i will just make a goddamn part two (do plan for some show inspired ones too~!) or combine it with another set a prompts cause

holy fuck--

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rossithepixie · 23 days

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rossi!!! 💗 can i get uhhh 1, 7, 10, 11, 17, 18 for whoever you want and even multiple!!! i wanna hear all about ‘em ✨

selfship asks

!!! Hi Kayleigh I want you to know i felt liek i wasin one of those bits where someone opens a locker and suddenly gets hit by a bunch of letters when i got this ask. -cracks knuckles- this will probably end up up partially under a readmore because it's gonna get long. So I don't utterly fry my brain doing this since i'm a little migrainey today I'm probably gonna stick with a polyship with Aven and Ratio. edit: I feel like a liar, i decided to add in tighnari because i love my fox. But again for my sanity i promise that's it this time!

1 nose kisses or forehead kisses?

Aventurine: With Aven we're actually very close in height (take away the heels on his shoes and that's especially true) so cute pecks on the nose aren't uncommon between us. Unless we're in bed, in which case whoever is the sleepiest and resting their head on the other often gets subjected to forehead kisses.

Ratio: being taller he's a giver of forehead kisses when he decides to be

--- Tighnari: forehead kisses despite us being about the same height. He'll often place a hand on the back of my neck and tilt me foreward so he can kiss my forehead.

7. romantic dinners at fancy restaurants or take out dinners on the couch

Aventurine: Fancy dinners, he absolutely insists on them. Will flutter his lashes and sweet talk me until he can convince me to leave the safety of my solitude and practically drag me out somewhere fancy.

Ratio: he's an even split on being convinced to go out for fancy dinners or staying in, though he has a habit of continuing to work when we eat in.

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Tighnari: We eat in! He's really not much for going to fancy restaurant dinners all that much. Especially since people tend to interupt us to ask about his tail and ears or to ask for pictures with him. And while he can begrudgingly tolerate it i will lose my temper at people being rude.

10. Constantly saying "I love you" or only saying it during serious moments?

Aventurine: Hmmm i know this is an either or but i think we're more middle of the road on this one, leaning toward more serious or at least private moments. Or love tends to be conveyed in actions.

Ratio: Definitely leans toward the serious moments. Feels that his love is obvious by him spending quality time with the two of us.

___ Tighnari: we actually say it rather often!

11. calling eachother by your names plain and simple, or calling eachother really flowery pet names?

Aventurine: Already answered!

Ratio: Has been known to slip in a darling here and there. I picked up on calling him just doc or doctor on occasion because of aven calling him that but i often do just call him Veritas. Unlike aven he tends to call me 'roswell' if he does use my name instead of the shortened rossi. And if I call him "love" on occasion well he doesn't mind.

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tighnari: Mostly just or names or variations of out names. Most commonly we call eachother Rossi and Nari.

17. Love at first sight or slow burn?

Aventurine: I don't know if it was love at first sight but certainly immediate interest followed by us testing the waters. Okay more he decided to test the waters because i kind of just assumed he wouldn't have an interest in me which is admittedly my knee jerk reaction.

Ratio: I actually met ratio before meeting Aven and given our personalities we were distinctly more slow burn. In fact nothing may have happened between the two of us if not for aventurine.

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Tighnari: Love at first sight, at least on my end. I was instantly enamored with him and quickly found him to be very comforting. We were students at the same time at the akademiya and he helped me adjust to living in sumeru. We didn't act on our feelings immediately but they were certainly there.

18. Cuddle in bed or need space to sleep? Aventurine: Cuddle! As long as it's not too hot we end up a tangled pile of limbs.

Ratio: Completely depends on his mood but he is the most likely to avoid the cuddle pile.

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Tighnari: Cuddles all the way humidity and heat be damned much to my dismay. He will curl himself around me partway through the night.

#the pixie speaks #just selfship things #mooties: kayleigh #i considered also doing kaeya and wanderer/scara but this singular post would have gotten too long

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salaciousslut · 3 months

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Done! Also do you have a favorite tequilla brand? Just curious! 🫣

Technically i have freckles all over my face but i only really count the ones that are darker and in a line under my eyes and over my nose, the other ones aren't prominent enough to call them freckles imo. And i'd feel more than lucky if you did worship me, sweetheart<3

I would love to take you to the gym with me, it honestly helped me with my depression as well! And of course i'd watch over you sweetheart<3 i wont lie, i love to go after dark bc theres less people. And i had the same problem but now i catch myself and try to stand straighter. I mostly lift weights when i work out so I know my posture improved due to needing to have a straight back to lift. Plus its super fun imo!! I miss the gym so bad but i hate going alone. I also miss feeling sore, im a bit of a masochist so i love feeling sore the day after working out🤭

Dont apologize for giving me info<3 organization's overrated anyway. Ive found that girls with glasses tend to be my type🫣 you literally sound so pretty sweetheart<3 i knew i wasnt wrong calling you a pretty princess<3 im kissing the tip of your nose and your forehead rn🥰 you are literally so cute, puppy coded too🥺 ive never had crawfish it seems yummy but im not sure if i should try it! Shrimp ceviche used to be my favorite but then i developed a shrimp allergy to uncooked shrimp and around 17 i had to call it quits bc it stopped being worth it to risk it. Im still pissed but at least i can still eat shrimp its just gotta be thoroughly cooked, not just get cooked through the acidity of lime juice like its sucks so bad i just miss ceviche so bad. Ohh just a butch latina and a pretty asian girl what ever will they do hehe<3 and i knew but not cause you told me �� your dni made it obvious, like yeah im just now saying hey but ive been aware of you for a little bit now🫣 also please lemme be ur body pillow one day<3 savory is good!!! Whats your favorite kind of snack?

Also thats adorable, youre just a cute little puppy that has to get off once a day to function her best<3 i mean if i were stressed from school i'd probably need the same thing🤭

tbh im not too picky about my brands, as long as it gets me drunk, then im happy!! also tequila makes me take my clothes off oopsies i think i should warn u about that!! but if im buying for myself, i typically will get espolon bc i feel like its yummy and reasonably priced!

yes i love feeling sore after a workout!! i am also a bit of a masochist (omg who knew)!! but ive never lifted weights before. all the dude bros scare me and i feel like im always being judged but if we went together i know u would take care of me!! i like aerobics and like calisthenics (i had to google how to spell that word) and love yoga sm!! the burn of stretching feels amazing!!

hehe i am very puppy coded! i used to think i was more kitten coded but now ive grown and realized puppies are sooo fun!! so much energy and just wanna be cherished and loved!! which is everything i want!!

nooooo thats so sad that ur allergic to ur fav food :(( i love ceviche but at least u can still tolerate the cooked version. i know its not the same but its still something!!

ohhh i forgot that i put that in my dni, people are so weird about race here smh i just gotta cover all my bases so i can have fun on this website!! but aww we would look soooo cute together

im a sucker for chips. u know how they say all bi girls do is lie and eat hot chip? yeah all i do is eat hot chip hehehe. not so much lying but hot chip very much so. i also loveee chips and salsa and chicken wings and yeah all the fun savory stuff i guess!!!

hehe cumming is like a lil treat!! a reward for myself for being sooo good you know? but it would be a million times better if someone else was making me cum rather than myself 😳🫣

#ci answers #butch my beloved

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wulvert · 1 year

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PAPERTEETH 54!! WOO!!!! U DID IT!!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉

HWDJQDQFQLD SCARLETS LORE DUMP,,,THNAK U I ENJOY HOW THE STRAW TECHNOLOGY VEIN OPERATION IS STILL UP 2 VIEWER INTERPRETATION (/POS)

ALSO THE KELLYFICATION OF AVERY AT THE END??? WAIDQKDQLXE NICE CHEEKS IDIOT THE BLOODLUST IS COMING. u werent lying she rly is just so on the ground lookign pathetic.

okok heres werewolf biology questions which are. MUCH simpler and sillier and wont make u have 2 explode ur brain:

-do werewolves have to stick to the diets of wolves due to their curse? like. becoming carnivorous even in human form and being unable 2 eat chocolate.

-can werewolves sense? smell? other non-human creatures like vampires in their murderous rampage forms?

-can a werewolf transformation triggered by something other than a full moon be stopped halfway or is it like. as soon as u begin to show signs its already too late

-werewolves get no cool benefits in human form but do they still exhibit like. traits? hairiness, pointier teeth, lupine eyes, ability 2 growl (i would get cursed if it meant i could growl in human form tbh), etc stuff like that

-do animals tend 2 be more averse to werewolves cause they can. sense the dog in them??? idk

-this one is like. a more? spoilery question? so toss this one out if u cant answer for secret reasons: are any other members of trisha's family werewolves? (this is actually specifically about her sister but i wanted 2 phrase it to where u wouldnt be forced 2 like. technically reveal the answer even if u chose not 2 answer. idk if it worked)

nd finally. a silly: what's everyones favorite foods!!! paperteeth nd triptrack!! um. before avery and scarlet became. incapable of eating regular foods of course. tex and terry are also robots incapable of eating but u can pretend theyr not for this one if u wanna

IT WAS CONTROVERSIAL BUT IDK HOW ELSE 2 SHOVE THE LORE IN THERE IM SORRY EVERYIONE

while werewolves dont rly keep many wolfuy traits when human I think thrs probably an inclination 2wards a wolfier diet! can def still enjoy a vegetable tho.

Id think so! I do appreciate werewolves having a rly good nose in human form in other series but for this i think itd make it far too easy for her to have figured out scarlet by now- so my werewolves get nerfed there but yeah she can probably tell while she's a wolf- but her memory afterwards isnt the best- & she stays in the basement after absorbing moonlight so she shouldnt be running into any vampires anyway and if she did I think she'd have trouble saying someones non human for certain after she's turned back.

yeah! if fish were to get rly upset about something and start turning- but then the thing making her upset was resolved, she'd be able to reverse things if she was calming down- if she still turned from residual upsetness she probably wouldnt be a wolf for very long but the issue is the process of turning is rly painful, so that in of itself is usually distressing enough to push someone over. I think before i said being scared or angry can turn them- its more so like any negative emotion.

trisha has yellow eyes but since i elected not to give paperteeth characters eye colours u cant tell but she does. other than that no but again they get a little fluffier when a bit emotional- which can be ok, anything past getting furry is the bad part. . fangs r cute but my werewolves in human form have normal teeth bc they get a new set of wolf teeth every time they transform then they get a new set of human ones when they turn back- it sucks for them but they dont rly have to worry abt going to the dentist cuz their teeth r always fresh and new. actually unless they need braces, bc the braces and their progress probably gets completely obliterated every month. damn, rip. nothin stopping from humans growling as is so sure werewolves can also growl but like. no better than a normal person.

animals think trisha is gross and generally werewolves as a whole- but agnes is brave

spoierlsers...

no they rnt! werewolfness isnt passed genetically & fishy was the only one bitten in the incident.

good questiom ok i think tex pizza hes a basic little robot i think he'd appreciate its hold-ability via the crust, i do think he'd be vegan if he could eat food, i think he'd feel weird abt absorbing meat- like human ppl are made of meat and that'd psych him out.. idk where it is but i have this drawing . i dont know where it is i posted it somewhere. anyway . um red cheesecake bc he's right abt everything. terry does have a mouth. btw so he can taste things like tex can so he can also theorize abt this- i dont think he'd care abt meat like tex does and he'd want to eat something in one bite, like. a cake raspberries on it which most people would not consider that a one bite scenario but he is a big boy and i think he could do it. toad likes butter penne with nothing else on it & i think tara would like a avocado tomato basil etc sandwich. shae eats protein powder for breakfast

avery when alive. probably showed up at mcdonalds at like 3 am asking for chicken nugget meal pls after work a lot, otherwise i think she had a sweet tooth and made her own tiramisu :) scarlet instant ramen with added stuff in it like egg & vegetables and stuff bc its both easy and nice so its favourable 4 its convenience, but thts bc she has to make it. hm outside of that probably deep fried pizza like drenched in chippy sauce. she would also show up at 3 am to mcdonalds. kelly's favourite food probably is chicken nuggets even outside of a lethargic its 3 am and i just killed a man context so there is that. and trisha a5 wagyu grill seared rare steak obviously. i think context 4 favourite food is important though bc avery wouldnt willingly go to mcdonalds in any other context, its probably like how i feel abt mcdonalds 99p burger when im drunk and cold and ashamed to be alive but with more adrenaline hangover than actual hangover hangover. anyway

fishs dad- hopes and dreams.

#asks

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yknow just thought about it and here's some stuff abt chelly that i just felt like writing out. also includes some stuff pertaining to her behavior around chip/misty. under the cut :>

since i've never mentioned it directly you'd probably assume both of chelly's parents were koalas, esp since i've drawn oakley once and he is, in fact, a big ass koala. however, that's not the case for chelly's... birthing figure. willow is actually a rabbit! chelly ended up inheriting most of oakley's physical koala traits, however, she has some physical rabbit traits too! i'm gonna start adding this in anytime i draw her since i either didn't have this decided yet or just straight up forgot to draw it when i did decide for it to be a thing; but unlike most koalas which don't have tails, chelly does have one.

it's a little rabbit tail, a trait inherited from willow! also like a rabbit, she can wag said tail; whether it be out of annoyance and discontentment, or if she's extremely excited or energized over something! :) another physical rabbit trait that she inherited from willow is the widely ranged ability to express her feelings through ear positioning! though her ears aren't as flexible as a rabbit's so it's.. a little iffy, at best. she tries though, and if you look close enough you'll be able to tell. oh, she also has the fur texture that rabbits have! she also has the tooth sharpness of a rabbit; which is a pretty big contributing factor as to why you do not wanna let her get stressed to the point of biting herself.

she inherited most of her behavioral traits from willow. chelly has a tendency to start chinning against furniture as a territorial/scent marking behavior. she only ever does it at her estate. though, uh. there were a few off occasions when she'd sneak into chip's office to sit with him while he'd work, where she'd space out and start chinning against the side of his work chair before hopping on up into his lap. ......okay she also tends to space out and start chinning against chip and misty's arms/hands/shoulders/faces. if any of those are in range then yeah she's gonna do it. they think its cute. she also tends to flop a lot. so if she's like, in chip/misty's arms or in their laps or in her bed or on the floor? yeah she's gonna go limp.

she also tends to start thumping at times. it's always to get attention for one reason or another. it can be from being upset or to warn of something. chip hasn't admitted it but the sight of seeing this tiny little lady start thumping in an attempt to signal annoyance; or as a, unfortunately, rather pathetic way to intimidate other toons or smaller cogs? it's adorable to him lol. another thing she does sometimes is get on her tippy-toes and start periscoping. don't mention it, she's just gotta know what's going on!

she will start nose nudging at times, though it always ends up turning into headbutting things. and by things i mean it's always chip or misty's hands. normally they can tell what she means by it depending on her demeanor. if she seems irritated, chances are she's jealous of someone or something nearby and is trying to keep the attention on her. if she seems fine or even happy, then she probably wants headpats from one of the two suits. or both. both is nice. it's another behavior that they think is adorable. .......she would die if she had to admit it out loud, but she, unfortunately, inherited the habit of licking. she accidentally licked misty's cheek one time when going in for a kiss and nearly exploded in embarrassment. yeah. she is doing literally everything in her power to never do it again. speaking of doing weird things directed at chip or misty... if she's extra needy in the affection department she'll start honking at them or circling around them. at first they both thought it was just tism behavior- they get it, girliepop's gotta stim! but, nope, eventually they realized it was actually an attention/affection seeking behavior. it then clicked to them that those times she started honking and circling them BEFORE they were dating was subconscious courting behavior.

#cell mumbles #ok to rb #self insert #t: euca lyptus #toontag #♡ chip revvington #♡ misty monsoon #//<- theyre mentioned but this isnt abt them specifically. theyre there.#rambles #//chelly time :)#//wrote this as a break from drawing. i was drawing chip and chelly hehe. back to drawing!!!!!!#//im trying to draw his face more accurately to her facial model; so we'll see how that works out when i eventually post it! :)

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pissfizz · 9 months

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Thoughts on the new miraculous movie as someone who has never consumed any miraculous media before

Firstly, those songs were awful and really detracted from the plot. Like they were distracting and annoying and most were bad and the better ones were just alright, and they all kind of got in the way of the plot which is really annoying. But oh well.

Secondly, it has occurred to me that I have no idea what age range the target audience for this franchise is. It appears to be aimed a lot younger than I initially thought, which excuses some of the jokes and the incredibly on the nose messaging.

The jokes ranged from awful to painful but in a humorous way (some of those cat noir puns hurt but got a laugh out of me). Overall what you’d expect from kids media though so it’s not too bad. Very much disliked the fart jokes regardless though.

And to be honest. I can see why adrien has such a massive fan base I really started to like him over the course of the movie. He’s fun and sad and I like him. Marienette however. She was kind of annoying but idk if that’s because of the songs and the fact I didn’t really like her voice or because of her character. I’d have to watch the show to determine that one.

The plot itself was incredibly on the nose and the pacing was a little weird. I don’t have much issue with the plot though, since it is targeted to a young audience, but it also suffered a bit from the way kids movies nowadays tend to talk down to their audience and think they’re too stupid to understand something if it’s not said outright. That was a bit annoying, but otherwise it was solid I think. The pacing definitely could’ve used a bit of work, and I don’t know how I felt about the ending and Gabriel hawkmoth guy being defeated so easily.

The visuals however. Spectacular. Beautiful. Amazing. Every shot was so incredibly beautiful it was insane. Definitely carried the movie, it looked so good…

Ofc I must say a special shoutout to cat noirs bell because it made me laugh many times.

Now I must say something about other miraculous media: how the fuck does this fit in. I went in thinking it was a prequel but like. Is it not?? Is it like entirely separate and just speedran the entire fucking show or something?? I’m incredibly confused by that aspect I’m ngl. I have very many questions about that but I don’t know if I wanna put myself through the entire show lol. I was so stressed out by the love square in just this hour and a half long movie I can’t imagine sitting through like six seasons or however many there are. Y’all who did are the real ones you guys impress me that must take some incredible stamina.

Overall, I liked it. It was a fun movie and the visuals were so so stunning and I really liked adrien and thought his and marienettes relationship was actually pretty cute. Hated the fact that is was a musical like it’d be different if the songs were actually good but. They aren’t. I may be being a bit over critical for a kids movie but I know kids movies can be better it’s happened time and again so I have no qualms about it. But yeah the visuals carried, the songs and the pacing dragged it down immensely (unfortunately those two things go hand in hand). But yeah. A pretty alright movie and made me a bit more intrigued about the show. Idk if I’ll ever watch it but I’m certainly intrigued, that’s for sure.

#maybe putting this in the main tag is a bad idea but idc #miraculous fans don’t come for me #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous movie

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maddipoof · 1 year

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There are as many forms of love as there are moments in time 🪷- Character pairing, tell me somethings about yourself and pick a fandom and gender preference and I’ll ship you with someone <3

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hi hehe, i really wanted to ask you to do this sooo…

i was a prep in hs y’all i am so sorry… i danced (specifically ballet), ice-skated, and did horseback riding lmao. now, i still dance but more for pleasure than for competitions, and i also almost always have my nose in a romance novel. i love dogs, tea with milk and honey, and i’m almost always writing something (as you know hehe).

stranger things pretty please bc i wanna stay on brand <3 don’t necessarily have a gender preference, i’m demi so i tend to just like who i like!

kiss kiss kiss! thank you if you end up answering this <3

- angel 🧸

Of course I’m gonna answer, how busy do you think I am?

Don’t answer that, the answer is always never too busy for you <3

I think Robin, slowly collecting the preps and turning them to the geek side.

She loves that you dance, she loves how comfortable you feel in your body and around her. And she definitely plays piano, and she’s good at it. So once you have your way too small apartment together she helps you move all the furniture out of the way and she’ll play something sweet for you and just watch and adore.

I also have the firm belief that she is a horse girl that never got to realize her full potential. You take her to the farm one day and she doesn’t know what to do with herself. She helps you take care of everything that needs to get done and her favorite part is giving the ponies carrots and sugar cubes. She loves it but shes also terrified when they do that flappy thing with their lips. “Babe, it’s chasing me, it’s chasing me.” “Rob, it’s in its stall, you’re fine. Stop teasing it.” “I’m not it’s- Ah! Take it, take it!”

She loves making tea for you, like loves it loves it, snd she loves bringing home new types and flavors for you both to try. (And while she’s at the store she picks up books for you purely based on the covers)

And if you get a dog together it’d be one of those really cute little ones, like a papillon and she’d think it’s so cute and tell everyone Papillon means butterfly in French because she likes to brag about you and her puppy 💖💖💖

#angel🧸#dell’s moots #della celebrates 100

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highlifeboat · 2 years

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1 9 11 and 12 for MeCassa? :D

OTP Questions

1. What's their love language?

Melony usually shows her love usually through sweets. She'll make Cass honey treats or cookies or muffins and present them to Cass, sometimes with a little "I love you" note. Cassandra tends to be more physically affectionate. She loves to scoop Melony up and cover her with kisses or even just hold her close and cuddle.

9. How do they like to initiate intimacy?

Cassandra's very... forward with initiating sex. Rarely is there ever subtly on her end, she'll typically start off with giving Mel gentle kisses to see if Mel's actually in the mood for it and if she is Cass will quickly work her way to pinning Mel down (Or to a wall, depending on the circumstance) and getting both of them stripped.

Mel doesn't initiate as often, but when she does it's typically done by teasing Cass. She knows Cass has specific sensitive spots and if she touches them it'll work Cass up (and make her face get all red, which Mel just finds cute). The one that works best is she'll sit in Cass' lap with her head/face against her chest and start to run her fingers along the back of Cass' neck. It almost always works, and it gives Mel a chance to be the one to fluster Cass for a change.

11. How do they comfort each other?

Cassandra craves cuddles when she's upset. She clearly can't lay on top of Melony, so she settles for putting her head in her lap. If Cass doesn't really wanna talk, Melony will tell her about her day, usually just mundane boring things like the latest book she's reading, or random little tidbits like "Mia tried to drink water through her nose today.". Either way, it usually helps Cass forget about what's bugging her.

Typically, Mel is similar to Cass and just wants someone to hold her, but there are times where comforting Mel just means being in the room with her without really doing anything. On times like that Cass if often get Melony hot coco, make sure she's in a comfy nest of blankets and pillows, and just... sit with her until she feels better. Even if it doesn't seem like it does much Mel always tells Cass it helps a lot.

12. What's and ideal evening for them?

Hot coco, a warm fire, some classical music, and maybe a good game of checkers. Typically spent in Cass' bedroom and almost always ends with one getting kisses from the other for winning their several rounds of checkers. (Cass has tried to get Mel to play chess with her instead, but Mel is convinced she isn't good enough at chess to play Cass yet)

Might seem a little domestic for Cassandra, but it's honestly great after a particularly long day.

#asks #anons #mecassa #ask games #oc melony #cassandra dimitrescu

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comatose--overdose · 2 years

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hello! first of all i LOVE and adore you cat!Jason posts SO MUCH i might burst in to tears every time i read it. And i just had this little idea of if Roy was the one got turned into cat next time like that ginger long hair cat that shed every where, what would Jason do🤔🤔 anyway thank you in advance 💞

I'm eating dirt??? I'm going feral??? I'm so friggin happy you like my self indulgent shitposts omfg???

If it's Roy's turn to be a kitty, well you know how every orange cat is a himbo??? That to the max. He doesn't bother pretending to be a regular cat, but he's finally getting a breather and by God does that mean he's tossing away his brain cells for a while. The lights are on but no one's home. He's lazing about and lounging all over his Jaybird and cuddling up with Lian. Mom is giving him scritches and Dad is feeding him steak. Life is good.

He's not nearly as mischievous as Jason, but that doesn't mean he doesn't make a little trouble for Ollie just for the hell of it. Goodbye custom tailored suit, there's no getting the stain out of it after Roy knocks an entire pot of food onto it right as Ollie was about to leave for an event. In his defense, it wasn't entirely intentional, he only meant to spill a glass of water on him. An inconvenience that would go away soon enough. But, well... He isn't a small cat and he underestimated his momentum when he launched himself onto the counter, and damn, that surface was a little slippery, so BAM!! Right into the (thankfully cooled off) pot of chili. Ollie REALLY regretted how many peppers he put in that batch and giving Roy a bath afterwards wasn't fun. He felt pretty bad about it honestly and spent some time cuddling with Ollie on the couch, headbutting and nuzzling him in apology. Ollie missed the event, but he didn't really wanna go anyway.

(Jason took pictures of the incident and used them to barter for the chance to drive the batmobile. He threw in a "please Dad?" And Bruce was putty. As soon as Roy's human again, Jay's taking him for a ride.)

Roy tends to get things like shoes and bags and boxes stuck on his head and will just kind of flail around blindly until mom, dad, or Jay help him out. Connor, Mia, Artemis, and Emiko don't bother helping him, they're too busy taking pictures and recording videos to post on tiktok, that shit's gonna go viral. Thanks guys. Love you too.

Dick and Wally show up at one point and my GOD are they never going to let him live down falling into the toilet. Jay pulls him out and dries him off, and Roy makes sure to hack up a hairball right on Wally's jacket before he leaves.

He knew the squirrels were evil after they stole his hat before, but Christ, to be able to actually UNDERSTAND what they're saying?? The things they're planning?? Darkseid would quake with fear. He stays far away from them. That's a problem for human Roy later. He'll be prepared for the uprising.

He understands now, how terrible it feels to want garlic bread but not be allowed to eat garlic bread. Mia got Italian food! And ate it in front of him!! And all he could do was watch. She's more evil than the squirrels.

Tummy rubs. Oh the tummy rubs. He doesn't bother playing hard to get like Jay did. He doesn't bother with traps. He'll just walk up to someone and flop over and if you don't pet him he whines. It's the only thing (other than Lian) that can get Jason to put down his book. ...but that might be because Roy will crawl into his arms and put their noses together before rolling over and obscuring the pages. You Will Pay Attention To Me Jason. Look How Adorable And Fluffy I Am. You Cannot Resist, Jason. And truly, he can't. He's too cute. And opaque.

He's mostly annoyed that he can't tinker with his gear. He uh... He still tries but he doesn't get very far because of his lack of thumbs. Jason looks around for him for a while before finally walking into his workshop only to see him looking mournfully at his half finished projects.

"Ginger Snap? You good?"

He just meows pitifully. But some cuddles cheer him up, at least.

Jason makes sure he learns how fun the cat toys really are. While Jason enjoyed the kicker fish and catching the fairy, Roy loves tossing around the catnip mice and tugging on the little birdie attached to a bungie cord, though he's been smacked in the face by both multiple times. Connor and Mia have so many videos of it. They've been spread around the hero community. 5 million views on Tik Tok.

He curls up with Lian and keeps her warm during nap time. He has the overwhelming urge now and then to try to carry her by the scruff. He's a big cat, but he's not that big, though that doesn't stop him from trying to carry his kitten around anyway. It's an instinct thing. Jason notices and carries her around for him, following Roy's lead. Roy also steals every blanket in the house to pile on top of her and keep her comfy. It'll have to do. He doesn't put her down for a while after he turns back, satisfied he can actually hold her and carry her around again, even if he doesn't necessarily need to.

His siblings trap him under laundry baskets when he gets annoying with the zoomies. It slows him down but it doesn't stop him. It just makes him look like a turtle. They take it off him when he starts yelling. Or when Dinah does. Jason tries really hard not to laugh when he sees it the first time, but fails spectacularly. Roy gets a little huffy but can't stay mad cause well... It made his Jaybird laugh. Plus, despite laughing, Jay did move the basket, which makes him better than his traitorous little siblings.

Stick your hand into any given box and there's a high chance you're gonna come in contact with a mountain of fluff. Maybe teeth if you're a certain little brother who's taken to using a spray bottle to keep Roy off the kitchen counters.

None of their clothes will ever be free of orange cat hair. It's a curse. It's everywhere. It got in Jason's helmet??? ROY DID YOU SLEEP IN HIS HELMET???

(the answer is yes. Yes he did.)

Honestly Jason would just stick close and keep Roy company. He's glad there's someone who gets what it's like now too. This does mean Zatanna now has two people asking to turn them into cats later lmao

[Cat!Jason posts here]

#cat!jason #cat!Roy #roy harper #jason todd #lian harper #oliver queen #dinah lance #mia dearden #connor hawke #emiko queen #artemis crock #dick grayson #wally west #answered ask

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jade-parcels · 3 years

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The genshin men: fatherhood edition

With: Childe, Zhongli, Kaeya, Diluc, Xiao, Venti, Albedo and Baizhu

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Childe:

Ajax loves kids and he’ll make that known early on in your relationship

Like...This man wants five or more kids but he’ll settle for four. He dreams of a big family, getting to surround himself with you and your kids every night for family dinners, everyone getting together for big birthday parties or reunions! That’s his dream life! Plus, in Snezhnaya, most families have more than two kids anyways

He will cry so hard when his babies are placed in his arms for the first time, I mean he’s a mess. Nose is running, eyes puffy, lost of sniffling lmao he is so excited to be a dad!! Don’t you dare tell the other Harbingers how much he cried...What do you mean you took a picture when he wasn’t looking??? Hey??!?!

With his obscene amount of mora, he’ll buy a huge house that will accommodate everyone. Anything you want will be purchased that day or within 48 hours, the same goes for the kids

But they’ll all learn to be thankful for what they have. They’ll learn to fight, fish and speak multiple languages. He has high expectations but let’s face it, he’ll be proud of them no matter what

You’re gonna have to be the one to put your foot down though because Ajax doesn’t enjoy being the ‘mean parent’, he has trouble saying no to the kiddos which can create some tension between you and your husband. He has good intentions of course!! He doesn’t wanna say no to those cute, freckled faces!!

Zhongli:

Zhongli is nervous about having kids because he’s immortal. So this will go one of two ways. 1. You have the baby and the baby ends up not being immortal (or you adopt a baby who is not immortal) Then he loses you both. OR 2. You have the baby and it inherits his immortality and becomes an adeptus. Now he and the baby will have to watch you die while they both life forever.

Either way...It hurts him to think about because he loves you!! He wants to have a family with you!! He wants to give you that perfect family life every human desires!! But he’s torn

You two will just have to figure it out.

Zhongli will be a strong, male figure for your kid(s) and he will instill that traditional kindness and respect into their behavior. ‘Please’ and ‘thank you’ always, always offer to help someone who needs it, do good deeds and you will feel accomplished, be the best you you can be, alway try your hardest because that’s all that matters

He will be sure that your kid(s) always feel loved ALWAYS. Zhongli will tell them stories, cook for them, take them to school, anything that needs to be done. When you’ve had a rough day, he’ll step in to take over for the night without being asked. He shows interest in everything your kid(s) like and he will do his damn best to display every piece of artwork they make or every pretty rock they find

He...will make a great dad :’)

Kaeya:

Ooooh brother, at first Kaeya says no he doesn’t want kids but...Then he starts thinking about it

He observes the happy families that walk around the cobblestone streets of Mondstadt, how the kiddos smile and laugh with their parents. He’ll patrol in the afternoons, usually rounding the corner just in time to see the city’s kids leave school for the day, watching as they all run down the street to go home to their parents or play in the fountain together...Yeah, that really warms his heart

He’d want one or two kids, preferably two to avoid an only child being lonely. He isn’t on the best terms with Diluc but he can admit that they had a great childhood together, playing at the winery and running around as brothers do

Kaeya would be a very patient, understanding father. He doesn’t have much of a temper so he’d use the kids’ mistakes as learning opportunities instead of getting upset at them

He would be obsessed with the kids when they’re babies though oh man if you thought you had baby fever, he has it times ten! He loves holding the baby, watching with a twinkling eye as his baby grasps his thumb with its tiny hand... adorable

And if your kids inherited his eyes, his star shaped pupils that his ancestors passed down to him...He’s gonna get emotional

Everyone at the knights’ headquarters and the Angel’s Share will get sick of him REALLY fast cause he won’t stop bragging about how cute and smart his kids are lmao

Diluc:

Diluc would be such a soft dad don’t even get me started

He loves you so much of course he wants to have kids with you! Is that even a question?? He won’t be the one to bring it up unless he gets the feeling that you want kids but once you ask, he’ll agree so fast

He’ll be grateful to even have one kid with you :’) and he’ll be fine with however many kids YOU want. You want one kid? Perfect! You want four? No problem, the manor is big enough for ten! You...you want ten...? Time to hire some more maids then lmao

Diluc is a worry wart though, he’ll be afraid to hold the baby, feed it, bathe it, he’s terrified of hurting the baby or the baby suddenly hating him. So just help him out!! Cause when he gets comfortable with the baby, he’ll be in full dad mode

He isn’t embarrassed to walk around the manor, conducting business with a baby strapped to his chest!

Diluc is a very kind, gentle dad who will always offer helpful solutions to the kiddos’ problems. He’ll make sure all of their needs are met while also trying to avoid spoiling them... Too much... There will be a fair amount of spoiling...

His own father wasn’t too affectionate with him so that’s why he’ll be affectionate with his kids! Hugs and kisses when he tucks them in at night, big dad hugs when they get home from school, holding their hands in the busy streets of Mondstadt. His father was a great dad! He just aims to be better.

Xiao:

Like Zhongli, he worries about the mortality thing. Since he’s an Adeptus, his kid will certainly be an Adeptus too if you have kids together.

He also worries that his kid(s) will hate him. His duty is to kill demons which means that rain or shine, holidays, special occasions, day or night he’s gotta be ready to go slaughter demonic beings. So he’ll inevitably miss out on important stages in the kiddos’ lives

And admittedly... He’ll be scared of his kids lmao

They’re screaming, crying, barfing, pooping, laughing, screaming again...He can’t predict their behavior. It’s unsettling. All of that goes away one night when you sit him down and place your sleeping baby in his arms. His eyes go wide...And he just watches. This tiny, little baby...Feels no fear for him. It’s comforted by his presence. He almost cries...ALMOST

He’s still pretty much the same Xiao we all know and love but now he has a kid. “Slaying demons is what I do...Hey, go back inside and finish your dinner. Yes, even your vegetables. I don’t care that you don’t like them-...Fine. Don’t tell your mother, bring them to me. I’ll eat them” cute :)

He’s a protective dad and husband, he’d never let anyone or anything harm his beloved family

Venti:

Venti....does not want kids. He thinks they’re cute! He likes the idea of kids but he knows he wouldn’t enjoy actually having kids

You two already have so much fun together!! You don’t need a kid!! You guys have dogs!! Dogs are like kids! But they’re more independent and they’re cuter!

He’ll feel bad if you want kids and he doesn’t, he really will! But it’ll be nearly impossible to convince him cause he’s made his mind up :/

Venti’ll make it up to you somehow though, he’ll take you out more and show you all of the adventures you guys can have if there aren’t kids around

But for the sake of fatherhood headcanons, let’s pretend he gave in. Venti would be a very caring dad. He would cuddle the hell out of this kiddo and sing to them :’) the only problem is that Venti doesn’t like being tethered to one place for too long so he tends to take off and not come back for a few days... :(

Albedo:

Albedo wants kids mostly just to see what fatherhood would be like. He’s always been curious about what that part of his life would be like so why not have a kid

He’d be good with one kid, two at most cause after practically raising Klee, he knows how some kids can be and...He doesn’t have the mental capacity for more than two kids at a time lmao

He tries his best to show more emotion in his face. We all know he usually sits like this 😐 and goes ‘wow im so happy right now’. If you didn’t know him, you’d think he was bored out of his mind right? So he’s gotta work on that. And when he musters up a smile for the baby and it smiles back at him????? Yeah...He’s gonna try to smile a lot more now

He definitely softens up once he becomes a dad, he shows emotion more than he used to and surprisingly, he takes time off of work. Shocker, I know! He decides that he’s been in the lab long enough and that he wants to be able to be there for these moments with you and his kid(s) :’) :’) He trusts Sucrose and Timaeus to take over for him for a couple hours

He keeps a journal for each kid and writes down the date and time they have their firsts or just interesting things they do ->

- 8/4: Baby sees and plays with a cat for the first time

- 9/5: Baby smacked me in the face and laughed so hard she threw up

-9/12: Baby learns that pulling my hair gets my attention. She now continues to do so

-10/15: Baby stays at Aunt Klee’s house for the first time

Baizhu:

Baizhu really loves kids, he works with them a lot and he considers Qiqi to be his daughter anyway but in terms of you guys having a kid together, with his condition he can probably only handle one kid running around

He will do his absolute best to be a good dad. Even if he feels like death, he’ll help change diapers, feed the baby, care for it when you need a break. He isn’t contagious so when you’re sleeping and he feels gross, he’ll sit back against the pillows with the baby on his chest, the three of you resting together (though he doesn’t fall asleep...that would be dangerous for the baby)

Baizhu already tends to nag at you about your health and lifestyle choices but now?? He’ll be a menace. He’ll be constantly evaluating your baby’s condition, checking to see if a certain food is giving them a rash or making sure their skin isn’t drying out. He’s hyper aware of your baby’s health and will be the one to treat them if they get sick

He’s a busy guy since he runs the pharmacy but he will always do his best to be present for your baby’s big milestones! And when your kid cries cause Baizhu’s medicine tastes like shit, he’ll do his best to not be disappointed in their reaction lmao

When you leave him alone with the baby, he’ll wrap a scarf around himself to tie the baby to his chest while he works and...he looks so cute :) dad baizhu <3 <3 <3 <3

Bonus points for him buying the baby toy medical equipment so he can get your kiddo interested in medicine :)

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