kinda gay for a man to be a hitman..... what are you hitting on??? other men????
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Touch me while your bros play twisted wonderland
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Enid: I am Wednesday’s right hand arm- woman
Enid: I’m Wednesday’s everything.
Enid: Her confidant, her best friend…. Her silly rabbit
Bianca: her what?
Enid: her silly rabbit
Bianca: her silly rabbit-?
Enid: yes
Bianca: is that what she calls you?
Enid: no.
Tyler: all I asked was “what would you like to order”
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kaz: I am at a lost for words!
jesper internally: despite being at a lost for words, kaz yelled at me for the next 45 minutes
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Every Friend Group Should Include…
A Bimbo
A Mean Bisexual
An Even Meaner Lesbian
She/Theys
And He/Theys
A Token Straight that’s on Thin Ice
An Astrology Bitch Who Has Everyone’s Birthchart Memorized
And A Short King
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The grimace shake……
Ft my friend Koyo (koyora103 on instagram :3)
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the illusion of free choice
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Buckets of Blood: Come on! Is your name CANtam or CAN'Tam?!
Kantam: ...CAN'Tam.
Buckets of Blood:
Buckets of Blood: Yeah, well, that's not what I-
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so i’ve been loosely following the pineapple on pizza storyline happening over at @thewordofm ‘s page
so have a shitty meme i made to celebrate m slowly losing their goddamn mind :)
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I’ve come to the realization that people making AMVs in the 2000s really only had 3 options for music: Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, and angry Christians (Skillet, TFK, etc).
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