#i also should probably save videos where i can because they get buried / removed from the internet

[maliciousalice]

@thresholdbb omg tumblr ate your ask but thankyou for asking!!!!

👕Character whose fashion you like.

Phoar! Startrek really isn't a show I associate with being fashionable. It's very camp isn't it? In theory a lot of the wardrobe is really cool and they wanted to gain that retro-future aesthetic. Did it work? I'm not sure. However it does make a statement. The Startrek aesthetic is really recognizable and that's important! I think that's where modern trek kind of looses the plot. It's not as careful about the unique visual design as a whole anymore and as a result it doesn't settle in our minds. Is it bad artistry? No but it's not as stringent. What I mean by that is older trek cared about nuance. For example every haircut was done the same way on men, or suits were tailored in a way to look sleek but practical (they weren't). Gaudy patterns were important to denote things like status. It looks ugly on the outside but when you're watching the show it envelops you and makes you feel welcomed into the universe.

I digress.

To answer this, the most fashionable character, hands down, is Quark! That mfer always looks good, and has the finest drip in the galaxy. Love that.

🥲 ST moment that makes you cry.

There are two moments that make me particularly sad. Kate's acting in the climax of Resistance is incredible. I read somewhere she had a special-wink-wink- relationship with the Director in the early seasons and she was being tested by this episode in some regard. I think it paid off. I treasure any time her captain-hood is removed, and the extreme vulnerability of Janeway is on display-MWAH MWAH poignant. This episode is beautifully intimate, particularly this scene. It's overall gorgeous and unique in how she whispers to him, as if there is nothing more important than to secure his peace of mind as he dies, and it's heart rending when it ends with her just crouching there, emotionally alone. I love how Janeway is forced into the father-daughter dynamic between her and Caylem, one that she would ordinarily resist (heh themes) because I think it inherently weakens her status. The back and forth throughout the episode of them taking care of each other's welfare is so it's terribly sad when it's torn down and we discover the truth behind Caylem's family. If you've dug around her character you know that her Admiral-Father has had impact on her life. She's haunted by him in both a figurative way by being a Captain, and literal sense later on in Coda. Much like Caylem, she looses her father in a violent manner that she has to carry around while she forges ahead. It also reflects well on Kate's relationship with her actual father, she recently revealed that she was never able to get him on her page, but in spite that she adore him with all her might. So a scene like this is really revealing-I believe she was able to draw upon those feelings and that's kinda neat to be so raw as an actor. SIGH.

This one just straight up made me cry fr because Prodigy s1 is a really mature, well done piece of (Startrek) media. Holo Janeway has an irony about it where in the end she is program designed to be a teacher, and she didn't expect to develop a strong bond with the crew. Her final moments are of displaying a huge amount of selflessness and courage to help the kids get out of trouble, similarly to how Janeway would approach dire circumstances. The music swelling and the ship activating is just OOOOF!!! I love how it parallels Dal's initiation of the first Protojump in a Moral Star. By that means It suggests how proud she is to get to do this for them. As a character she is really interesting to think about, in a way I can't entirely articulate. A lot of her moments are quite sad in general, she has to keep an active role so she isn't ignored, and help where help is needed, but at the same time she has constraints, one being that she manipulated by the antagonists. And In contrast to that, the kids do their best to help her feel like she is important and more than a command program to be used insincerely. She grew to love the Protostar crew, that's evident in her body language in this scene. She has a lot of depth overall. Equal to the real Janeway she deeply feels love, guilt and pain, but importantly she is transformed by the her time on the Protostar and while active, learns and grows with Dal, Rok-tak, Zero, Jankom and Gwyn. It's REALLY sweet that they care all care about each other.

I love her and I love JANEWAY!!!!

🥹 Favourite behind the scenes picture.

Ooooh I love all behind the scenes stuff. My brother in Christ It's super difficult to just name one thing and I'm very greedy!! I wish we had more BTS content for Voyager but sadly, it's a matter of grab what you can, however you can. Anyway, I have an inherent interest in seeing the cogs behind the wheel. I chose these samples because I think they're charming.

The continuity polaroid's are so fun and a lost technique, I like to think about assistants having to pull the actors aside and asking them to take those. How daunting! Kate's grin in the one where she is offset is SO cute. So she must have been in a good mood, super Cheeky!

Following that is a screenshot from a video of her having her makeup done. A rare catch. I like this because she often sooks about how much time hair and makeup was spent on her to become Captain Janeway. I get it's a huge time-sink, but love or hate it, the full irony is that her early season appearance is really iconic and in it's own right adds to Captain Janeway's sensibility. Silly goose Kate! Besides that, she looks hot checking herself out, haha.

Moreover, I love on-set editorial photos of actors in costume. While we did have heaps of them in the Starfleet uniform, I wish we had a larger collection with clearer releases, it would have given an opportunity to see in things of interest better detail. Particularly the lower half of unique costumes. For whatever reason special outfits weren't often established or framed for us to see the legs in the show, so a nice big photograph would have solved that. Also I love that these style of pictures capture an impression of an episode without giving it away.

Similarly, fly on the wall on-set photos are cool. They're way more intimate and candid than anything else and it makes me feel as though I am spying on the actors, but they're also a good way to document how things might have been on set.

The Timeless one is interesting too because it's of a deleted scene, we never see Chakotay look at a dead Janeway (how deliciously macabre!), but at some point in time it was in the script and they filmed it.

Hmm this bts picture of Janeway in the Cardigan is adorable! I believe it was worn by Kate for a Charity but look how cute she looks? Makes me wish we saw her mess around with things like that more because 7 Years is a long ass time to be in uniform everyday ( coming from someone who went to school in a Uniform and enjoyed it for the most part). Casual Fridays anyone?

I love this gif. It's from the first shoots of Caretaker and Kate looks so radiant! Her smile is is breathtaking! Whenever I see this gif I get a sense of delight. Poor thing had no idea what she was getting herself into, haha. Really though, check out the original Caretaker photos, they're super-cool. The history behind it is fascinating; I'd love to see more footage from that version of the pilot episode. Unfortunately, it's probably not preserved well, much like lots of Paramount's historical material.

On a similar trend, it's fun to see this set of pictures too. It's for the First Contact film / maybe the Universal studios ride, when she reprised her role as Vice AdmiralJaneway. Kate was genuinely delighted to do this cameo and it shows. As per her operandum she put her whole self into this small segment and that's so darling. It makes me wish we had more of this Janeway at that point in time. I love post Endgame chubby-Janeway. In a fictional sense it denotes that she is comfortable or stressed to be an Admiral (sadly it's the latter in real life) or whatever and I love that for her.

These kind of pictures are fun because it's been said that at times it was the most playful set to be on. There are tales that the cast were not that serious all the time. You get that impression here, and it's probably why the majority of them are still good friends to this day. They're like a family bros!!! Having worked in media I know that wrapping up after working on something for a long time is really rewarding and I bet they had a good time at parties.

Apropos previous, the opposite can be said. While they had fun, the hours were long and the scripts intensive. Kate was around for all of the episodes of Voyager in one way or another, and still managed to bring her A-game each time. She is truly admirable! Seeing her so exhausted is charming. She had a lot of weight to carry for the franchise and did an exemplary job performing her way through 7 years of weird and wonderful material. I wonder how often they fell asleep on set? I know I would. Get some rest queen!

Finally, I've been following Prodigy bts as best I can, and because of my career in animation I get pretty interested in Production art. I love seeing the fast metamorphosis of a visual style. It's really impressive how much attention they applied to the designs, maintaining the older stuff, while adapting a new frontier. One of the lead artists made some pretty neat observations to get Kate's appearance right. It's so cool that they documented that journey, because from my dabbling I know she has a very beautiful, distinct face that isn't easy to capture.

ANYWAY Thankyou for reading my fat thesis fellas. tl;dr i love this stinky Startrek Voyager and by extension the franchise.

#I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS WALL OF TEXT I HAVE A LOT TO SAY AND I THINK ABOUT THIS DARN SHOW A LOT #also my bad it's mostly voyager but it's my true love #hope you can make sense of this I'm fairly illiterate and writing is so hard for me lol that's why i write more than is probably necessary #i like the other trek shows but this one is something special if you know what i mean #appreciate you if you read all this MWAH MWAH #thankyou for the ask thresholdbb ily!!! #Thresholdbb #Kathryn Janeway #janeway #star trek voyager #star trek prodigy #st:voy #kate mulgrew #no sources for this you just gotta trust im a big fat expert :^) #i really need an editor my dyslexic-a jumbles up and forgets words when i write its so embarassing #i have a pretty large collection of pictures now but i could always use more #i also should probably save videos where i can because they get buried / removed from the internet

[saskiahaggens]

Can you write something about Jimmy x Reader? 👉🏼👈🏼

Of course I can, but I have to tell you that I dislike it… I'll most likely edit it later.

Most of you have probably noticed that I haven't uploaded anything in a long time. So, as a quick update, I by now am legally allowed to drive and I started my last year of school. I'm not sure how much I can upload, because our school year is quite short, but I will do my best to respond to all of the requests as soon as possible. Please accept my apologies for the long speech. I love you all for the appreciation. I wish you luck for school an work.

I Survived 50 Hours In America

Masterlist

Pairing: Jimmy x fem!Reader

Warnings: none I guess

Word count: 1586

You weren't thrilled when Jimmy suggested going to Antarctica. It was frosty, very bright owing to the sun, and you wouldn't have a decent bed to sleep in. Obviously, you had to fly there, which you were not delighted about. But Jimmy asked you to come along, and who were you to refuse?

"You okay?" Chandler asked above the rumblings of the plain.

"Could be better. We should've brought hot chocolate."

After you mentioned that, Chandler pulled a sorrowful expression. You should have thought about it sooner.

Jimmy was on the other side of the plain, working with the others to prepare some great scenes for the video. You weren't assisting since you had your head buried under your jacket, so you couldn't look outside. Normally, you weren't terrified of heights, except when you sat in a plain that didn't appear or seem safe. They wanted to you wait on the plain after Jimmy left so you could get an amazing shot of you and the rest of the group approaching him.

It seemed simple until the guy in front of you stumbled. You weren't able to react quickly enough and fell face first as you stumbled over his foot.

"Gosh, Y/n." Chandler laughed when you landed in front of his feet.

While everyone else was laughing, he was kind enough to pull you up.

"Well, it's safe to say that the snow tastes nothing like vanilla ice cream."

"Is this something people believe?" Jimmy questioned as he tried to remove some snow off of you.

Chris shrugged, "I've never heard of anything like this."

"Whatever. You thought the moon was made of cheese until we were around thirteen," you rolled your eyes, while the others chuckled.

"As amusing as it is, guys." We should get started. Unless you want to be stuck in a blizzard," Jimmy reminded us, and we all groaned.

"I can't wait to freeze to death.", Chandler smiled.

Jimmy gave the pilot a wink and he took off. We started walking shortly after that. Everyone was hauling their sleighs behind them. George happened to be right next to you, chatting about who knows what. The blizzard made him incomprehensible. You attempted to explain it to him, but he didn't understand you either, so you just let him go on. When you arrived at the location for the camp, everyone began to set up their tents.

Some of you almost immediately realized that it was nearly impossible for them to set up a tent in this wind, so some of you began to build a wall to protect the camp from the wind. While it made things a little easier for you, George, Jimmy, and Karl kept assembling the tents.

Regardless of who went where, all of you instantly huddled in them when the blizzard intensified to wait it out, when you were finally done.

Finally, save from the cold wind and the snow flakes which felt like little needles picking your skin, you could take of your googles.

"This was disgusting," you said, referring to your soaked jacket and pants.

"Hopefully this will be over soon. It's rather crowded in here. Get your feet out of my face, Chris." Tareq muttered.

You hadn't realized how close you were to Jimmy, who was also in this tent. Blood shot to your cheeks, but you could at least blame it on the cold.

The tent's walls suddenly began to collapse and landed on you immediately. The air was filled with cursing and the never-ending shifting of the tent's fabric.

You attempted to pull the fabric aside so you would be able to see someone, but it was like trying to get to the short end of a blanked at night, since the wind pushed the fabric back in your face every few seconds. You began to panic, concerned about how hard it was being pressed in your face from time to time.

"Y/n? "Are you okay?"

You spotted Jimmy when the crimson fabric lifted off your head. He must have noticed your fear since he moved closer to you to raise the piece of fabric higher.

"Yeah. This was terrifying. Like a crimson avalanche."

"You told me about your Claustrophobia once. Sorry to bring you into this."

"Don't worry. I-"

"Y/n is scared by Santa Claus?"

"Chris really? They had a moment."

"What are you even talking about, Tareq?", you asked.

"Oh come on. Everybody knows you two are in love."

"Tareq really? Stop it."

"No way, Chris. This frustrates me. It's so clear, I mean. Jimmy spent hours last week reassembling some Oreo's for you since you had a horrible day and he knows you like the with stuff."

"Any friend would have done something like this." Jimmy denied.

"Okay, and how about yesterday? Y/n-"

"Okay! Tareq we get it.",you interfered.

"No, I'd like to know what happened yesterday. It had to be a very significant event for Tareq to snap. This didn't seem possible to me."

"Chris, I swear to god.", you threatened.

You were frightened since Jimmy wasn't speaking, but you were saved by the others just as you were going to glance at him.

"Is everything all right in there?" Karl asked as the entire tent rose up, revealing a beaming Chris, a still unhappy Tareq, and Karl who peered inside.

You grabbed your googles and exited the tent, unable to bear the humiliating experience. Karl worriedly yelled after you, but you quickly made your way around the wall and came to a halt after about three minutes. Maybe you should just go back home and swim. You'd definitely die within the first two or three hours, but this would be truly amazing right now.

You watched the guys from the distance, rebuild the tent, raise the wall, and put the sleighs' belongings in the tents, when Jimmy started walking in your direction.

You were out and about to just walk away further, but you would have to talk to him. For the sake of the others, otherwise this trip would be really difficult for everyone, and you have at least a little privacy right now.

Jimmy sat down next to you and said, "We need to talk."

"I know."

You then remained silent. How can you even begin such a discussion? Just tell him the truth? No, this isn't one of those stereotypical romance novels where one character rants about their feelings only to be interrupted by the other's kiss. This is the real deal.

"I'm sorry you had to find out this way.", Jimmy mumbled finally interrupting the silence.

"I somehow knew. Or at least I wished it was."

"So Tareq was right? You like me too?"

"How could I not."

Shortly the silence took over again, but now you were sure, if you won't finally speak up, you could end up ruining more than a potential relationship. "I've liked you for years, but even after finally admitting it to you and myself, I still don't feel relived."

"Probably because how it happened. Tareq deeply apologized . You should speak with him later. It will lift your mood."

"I still can't believe he snapped."

"I'm with you. I had no idea his voice could get this loud."

You laughed, and then there it was. The long-awaited sense of relief.

"Thank you."

Jimmy stared at you, perplexed, but you simply rested your head on his shoulder.

"For being here, for making me laugh or have I ever thanked you for giving me this job?"

"Like, a thousand times." He burst out laughing. "Hey, would you tell me what happened yesterday?"

"Promise you won't find it weird."

"I promise."

"I picked up Tareq. Well, when he got into my car, I had forgotten to change the playlist, and he found my worst secret."

"You love One Direction?"

"That's not what this is about... I think. Well, I have a playlist full of songs you might like or told me about."

"Okay. I don't see a problem."

"I labeled it 'Jimmy <3'"

"To be honest I think's cute. You need to show me when we get back." he laughed.

A bit embarrassed you took a hand full of snow and pushed at in his face.

"Oh, you will regret this."

He tossed some snow in your face and pushed you over. Naturally, you started defending yourself, but after a few minutes of rolling around in the snow, you gave up.

"All right, you've won. Please stop. I have so much snow in my jacked that I'm afraid I'll get frost bite."

Jimmy stopped, looking down at you, before he suddenly leaned down on his forearms, coming closer to your face.

"Oh yeah? Well there is nothing like giving up where I'm from."

You moved in close to kiss him, taking advantage of his proximity. Jimmy kissed you back, and you swapped places without his noticing. Using this new position, you threw some snow in his face and rushed back to your tent, shivering but glad that you finally got to kiss Jimmy, and by looking over your shoulder and seeing him still laying there, you knew this wasn't the last kiss you'd have.

#x reader #imagine #reader insert #mrbeast #jimmy x reader #karl jacobs #jimmy donaldson #youtuber imagines #youtube #fem reader #jimmy donaldson x reader #<3 #mrbeast crew #mrbeast video #mr beast imagine

[astradrifting]

This is kind of inspired by this recent ask I sent to @esther-dot about Jon’s characterisation and Jonsa shippers’ apparent disregard for it, because it made me think of another part of Jon’s characterisation that is really integral to who he is. Mainly, that Jon really loves his brothers. Especially Robb. His rival and best friend and constant companion. Jon envies him, competes with him, buried a formative traumatic memory where he was deeply hurt by him... but ultimately loves him. Complex relationships with his brothers, both the Starks and his Night’s Watch brothers, are a running theme in Jon’s chapters.

Speaking of Jon’s brothers...

Aegon VI and Robb have a lot of potential parallels, actually. The “Young” moniker, red-haired counselors who are also their parents, trained to be the heir to a great kingdom from a young age, the barely younger half-brother Jon borne of their father’s dishonour of their mother… one that they might both have a good relationship with despite that?

The show tried to play with Jon ‘accepting’ his Targaryen lineage through the jonerice romance, very unconvincingly because it was simultaneously undermining it at every opportunity, in what was maybe a half-assed attempt at Pol!Jon (”They’ll all come to see you for what you are” isn’t anything but a threat in all contexts).

Jon will ultimately choose the Starks over everything else, that’s not really a question. But if Jon were to genuinely connect with another Targaryen, it’d likely be easier for him to find kinship with a half-brother than with an aunt - he has a basis for positive relationships with trueborn half-brothers, while the only aunt figure he’s ever known about is a) long dead and b) actually his mother. I think it’d both make more sense and be more compelling for GRRM to leverage Jon’s existing complex relationships with brotherhood by having him interact with and build a relationship with Aegon, than a rushed and out-of-character romance with Dany. 

Jon also is already primed to believe that Aegon is the real deal, that he was saved as a baby, because he’s already done the exact same thing himself - he swapped out a baby of royal blood who was in danger for a common-born boy, and then sent him halfway across the world for safety (side note: if Septa Lemore is Ashara, and if the baby was actually Ashara’s son as theorised here by @agentrouka-blog, that would just strengthen the parallel, because it would be his body double’s mother caring for him, as Gilly has to do for Mance’s son).

They’re definitely going to come into conflict first - politically, Jon will likely be in a position of power in the North by the time they meet, maybe as the KitN through Robb’s will or regent for Rickon, and probably will fight for Northern independence, while Aegon is fighting to be king of the Seven Kingdoms, not 6. Personally, it will be hard to get past the fact that Jon is the direct result of Rhaegar dishonouring Elia, plus that the Kingsguard who should have been protecting her were all stationed in Dorne, guarding Jon’s mother (in whatever capacity). But these interactions, a conflict and eventual friendship/brotherhood between them, would all be a lot more layered than jonerice can really offer. If a relationship between Jon and Dany was truly all that GRRM has been building up to, then there would have been no need for R+L=J - it adds nothing to that storyline, it doesn’t even make it a forbidden romance, because aunt-nephew is hardly the worst incest the Targaryens have engaged in.

It’s almost inevitable that Da*nerys is going to kill Aegon VI/Young Griff in the books, likely by burning him with dragonfire, in the Second Dance of the Dragons. The weird Dragonpit meeting in the show was very contrived, but it does make sense for Dany to meet the ruler on the Iron Throne at least once in a semi-peaceful context. In the show, she used her dragons only to intimidate Cersei, but she didn’t have a personal grievance with her. Aegon is in much more danger during such a meeting. After all she will think he is a pretender, and she doesn’t much care for the rules of safe conduct, as she showed to the envoys from Yunkai.

Dany shrugged, and said, "Dracarys."

The dragons answered. Rhaegal hissed and smoked, Viserion snapped, and Drogon spat swirling red-black flame. It touched the drape of Grazdan's tokar, and the silk caught in half a heartbeat. 

[...]

"You swore I should have safe conduct!" the Yunkish envoy wailed.

"Do all the Yunkai'i whine so over a singed tokar? I shall buy you a new one... if you deliver up your slaves within three days. Elsewise, Drogon shall give you a warmer kiss." She wrinkled her nose. "You've soiled yourself. Take your gold and go, and see that the Wise Masters hear my message."

(ASOS, Dany IV)

"Ah, there is the thorn in the bower, my queen," said Hizdahr zo Loraq. "Sad to say, Yunkai has no faith in your promises. They keep plucking the same string on the harp, about some envoy that your dragons set on fire."

"Only his tokar was burned," said Dany scornfully.

(ADWD, Dany VI)

So Dany will burn the Blackfyre pretender, and everyone will be happy and cheer to see the rightful queen, the last Targaryen, Slayer of Lies, Breaker of Chains, Insert-The-Million-Other-Titles-Here. Right?

Except how would she prove that he’s an imposter? She can’t exactly roll up with an Alt Shift X video pointing out that Illyrio has said some weird things about Aegon. Is Varys going to have an attack of remorse and explain his whole plot, complete with Blackfyre family tree? Or maybe she’ll explain that she went on a vision quest in Qarth and Aegon totally matches up with the vague symbolism that a bunch of drugged up warlocks told her before she set them on fire?

I don’t think it’s going to matter if Aegon is fake or not, and we might never find out either way. The mystery of his identity isn’t his main narrative, and all of his significance to the story and to multiple other characters is removed if he’s proved to not be Aegon VI. Him being proved fake would just make this plotline a weird, unnecessary digression on Dany’s journey to being the righteous and true queen, his death just another #girlboss moment for her. That’s definitely going to be her perception of it, but once she reaches Westeros we won’t have to rely on only her POV of her actions. History is written by the winners, and no one’s going to miss that it’s a lot more convenient for Dany if the boy with a stronger claim than her turns out to have been fake all along. Arianne and the Dornish are definitely not going to take it lying down, and neither is Jon. He’s not going to fall in love with the woman who murdered his brother, especially by burning him alive. ADWD has plenty to say about how much he hates death by fire.

“Men say that freezing to death is almost peaceful. Fire, though … do you see the candle, Gilly?”

She looked at the flame. “Yes.”

“Touch it. Put your hand over the flame.”

Her big brown eyes grew bigger still. She did not move.

“Do it.” Kill the boy. “Now.”

Trembling, the girl reached out her hand, held it well above the flickering candle flame.

“Down. Let it kiss you.”

Gilly lowered her hand. An inch. Another. When the flame licked her flesh, she snatched her hand back and began to sob.

“Fire is a cruel way to die. Dalla died to give this child life, but you have nourished him, cherished him. You saved your own boy from the ice. Now save hers from the fire.”

(ADWD, Jon II)

Funnily enough, the same fire as a kiss imagery from Dany burning the envoy’s tokar appeared there too, also used as a threat. 

If he is not a kinslayer, he is the next best thing. [...] What sort of man can stand by idly and watch his own brother being burned alive?

(ADWD, Jon IX)

So Aegon’s death is not going to be a triumphant victory for Dany, after which everyone proclaims her the true queen. It’s likely to just solidify opposition to her, from every corner of Westeros. If it happens during a summit or negotiation, it’d be even more of a tragic parallel to Robb and the Red Wedding; the young king murdered off of the battlefield, at an event where he was promised safe conduct. Featuring Dany in the role of Roose Bolton and Tywin Lannister. Tywin’s already died a very undignified death, and Roose Bolton looks to be on his way too.

I think the tragedy of Aegon’s death would also hit harder if we see it through Jon, as a main POV, or at least the aftermath of it. Jon was integral at the Dragonpit meeting after all, and probably would be at a peace summit or negotiation between the leaders of Westeros and the invading force.

In ASOS, there’s a curious lack of Jon’s reaction to Robb’s death. We see his initial reaction to Bran and Rickon’s supposed deaths when he gets back to Castle Black, but he doesn’t even know about Robb’s death until Stannis arrives to defeat the wildlings, and we’re not shown the moment he’s told about it. He barely even thinks about it, not even a mention until he meets with Stannis on top of the Wall:

“Your brother was the rightful Lord of Winterfell. If he had stayed home and done his duty, instead of crowning himself and riding off to conquer the riverlands, he might be alive today. Be that as it may. You are not Robb, no more than I am Robert.”

The harsh words had blown away whatever sympathy Jon might have had for Stannis. “I loved my brother,” he said.

(ASOS, Jon XI)

And that’s literally all we get that is specifically about Robb’s death - the rest of Jon’s chapters, his guilt and grief is about the loss of all his siblings, and the idea of stealing Winterfell from them. It doesn’t really make sense for him to not think about it at all, considering how close they were. This reminds me of how he has a non-reaction to Sansa’s marriage to Tyrion as well, as talked about in this post by @agentrouka-blog. Part of this could be Jon’s tendency towards denial and suppression of all his feelings, but it also points to GRRM explicitly obscuring his reaction - perhaps because he’s going to explore it in the wake of another brother dying a very similar death? One that this time he’ll be there to witness?

#astra rambles #meta #speculation #half speculation half 'my wildest dreams and hopes' #anti daenerys targaryen #anti jonerys #jon snow #aegon vi targaryen #jon and aegon #anti got #because i do dunk on the show a lot in this lmao #i've spent far too long on this and had to delete five tirades against the show already

[coolfoxy4]

Okay so here's some of the characters in Don't Starve I've made into an urban legend that may or may not be good, I'll try to update on their stories and the names of the urban legend! (These are drafts, also please don't get offended about the Warly and Walani stories!)

Trigger Warning

Wilson (Dr. Animal): A man who has respect for others but he saw way too many people being disrespectful and went mad (I have to think he inhaled too much mercury, cause he's a scientist and back then people didn't know about the affects of mercury), and the voices in his head tell him to turn people into what they are... Animals, he uses random animal parts and does a surgery by replacing certain limbs with animal parts (like arms or legs), pieces of skin, and finally cutting their tongues off and sewing an animal's head on them (disturbing i know). He then carves a word on their backs, "Animals".

Willow (Mother Fire): A young woman who uses fire to kill someone who abuses a child in anyway, especially parents. If it's just one she burns them alive, if it's both parents she burns the house down and takes any children present with her to an abandoned village where nobody knew existed. She'll follow a child if she notices any form of abuse and follows them to their home to watch the family, if it's someone else, they'll still get killed (idk if I should add the charcoal thing, if you see a piece of charcoal on your nightstand or bed, she's coming, and she wants you to turn yourself in or change your ways, if you don't... Death).

Wolfgang (The War Ghost): He died in WWI from gas leaking in his gas mask because his right eye on the mask got shattered and was put out of his misery. He came back as a ghost and will break your bones if you don't leave the battlefields. There will be rare occasions if the person finds him sleeping... If they tried to wake him, he'll wake up and punch them in the jaw, dislocating it, before running away as like it was some sort of instinct.

Wendy and Abigail (Weeping Twins): Wendy ended her life when Abigail died because they promised to be together forever. Their weepings can be heard by some people, if someone disrespects the dead they'll haunt and drive that person insane until they apologize or die from suicide. She will even sometimes put the person into sleep paralysis just to scare the living daylights out of them.

Wigfrid (Steel Teeth Singer): a opera singer trapped in her own world dies by the hands of a robber who had drained her of her blood, she came back from the dead as a vampire with steel sharp teeth, no one knows how she got her steel teeth, some versions of the story said her kidnapper forcefully removed her teeth and replaced them with steel. At midnight she killed her kidnapper and buried him in her yard. She resigns in her house, if anyone were to trespass on her property, she'll give them a warning, then tell them to leave. If they were to enter the house, then she'll attack them and drain them of their blood. She mostly feeds on the blood of farm animals but her favorite is humans blood, she'll put victims in a trance by singing her song and lure them into her home where she drains their blood.

Wes (The Hunger Mime): Wes died of hunger when someone kidnapped him and tormented him, he was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Before his death, he swore revenge and wishes to come back as a unstoppable spirit. After he came back from the dead he immediately killed his tormentor by cutting open his belly and eating his stomach. He now hunts for animals and eats crops from farms, if anyone doesn't have any food on them or a someone interrupts him while he's eating, he'll eat their stomachs. Children are spared however, if they're lost in the forest he lives in, he'll take them back to their parents and give them a balloon and it is said if the child gave the Hunger Mime a hug, they'll receive good luck in the future.

Warly (Chef of Flesh): Warly was kidnapped by a group who practices slavery to gain goods and riches. He tried many times to escape to see his mother again but he would always get caught and punished for it. One of these punishments killed him, a ceremony was made to put his spirit to rest, but it wasn't completed due to it being interrupted by the slave owner, Warly came back as a tall Bakroe and killed the slave owners. Warly now roams the earth looking for people in a hate group, any hate group, and turn them into a pot filled with their flesh and blood, he carries a bag filled with items need to make for his bloody stew. He'll change his voice into a voice of a child to trick his victims, he doesn't feel any kind of pain, though fire can be used to scare him and do any damage to him, he has enough strength to carry an adult human.

Walani (The Siren of Hawaii): She died during a surfing contest when she was challenged by a man known for his big ego, he thought he would win by pushing her off her surfboard. Unfortunately, when he pushed her, Walani ended up falling on a rock, causing her head to split open, the onlookers tried to save her... But it was too late... She was dead. Two days later she came back as a Mo'o´s, or what others call... a siren. She lives in a sea cave and would often leave and take her human form to look for her prey, which consists mostly of men, she would take on a disguise and go to bars or parties to find her victim, once she does she tricks them and takes them to the shore and feasts on them. She would use the song of the siren to trick fishermen into crashing their boats or go overboard, on rare cases she can also trick people strolling on the beach at night to go in the water where they become her target.

Here's how I came up with these ideas:

Wilson going mad was based on how hat makers would get Mad Hatter's Disease because of the mercury in the hats they were producing (look it up to learn more about it).

Willow's icon shows burning houses in the background, she probably did that on purpose when she saw how the kids were being treated in the DST lore.

Wolfgang is said to serve in a war and I saw a scene where a guy loses his mask and was almost put out of his misery when he accidentally inhaled the gas (it was a WWI movie).

Wendy and Abigail... I like to think Wendy respects the dead and there's grave robbers out there and she would definitely scare them.

Wigfrid's legend was based on Scotland's urban legend called Jenny Wi' The Airn (or Iron) Teeth, a vampire that has iron for teeth.

Wes has bad luck and is hungry all the time, that's it... (I'm sorry for making him monster guys, I know you love him).

Warly was based on a Bakroe, I heard about it on one of Snarled's videos, watch it.

And finally Walani's legend was based on Mo'o´s, In Hawaiian folklore, if a person passes away, they could come back in a form of a Mo'o´s, a mermaid/siren/selkie that seduce men and drown them (I got this info from fairychamber.com, her urban legend wasn't based on the dragon urban legend)

Mother Fire

Hunger Mime

(Should I even attempt making the spirits of his victims be turned into hunger bellies or is it just stupid?)

Don't Starve Belongs to Klei Entertainment

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[ambersky0319]

Intrulogical wear Remus goes over to Logan's house, turns out he's a GAMER and they play Doki Doki literature club and goofily voice it over but then they kiss. -H anon

Okay, it isn’t the prompt exactly but I still really love this, and I hope y'all enjoy too! (Btw, despite the warnings below this is pretty fluffy! The warnings more so pertain to DDLC itself(Also this is pretty much a human AU))

Warnings: Spoiler warnings for Doki Doki Literature Club, suicide mention/description of a character’s suicide, lmk if I need to add anything else bc I’m unsure

Masterpost 

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Remus was surprised when Logan had texted him, asking if Remus wanted to join Logan in playing a game he had recently gotten. People didn’t normally ask Remus to join things (aside from Logan himself, as they were dating), so Remus accepted immediately. Logan told him it would be one of those longer games, so Remus brought some stuff so he could stay the night.

Logan greeted him and his eyes seemed to light up. Remus wasn’t used to seeing Logan in anything but his usual polos and jeans and ties. He hadn’t expected for Logan to greet him in his pajamas already.

“Well, are you just going to stand there or are you gonna come inside?” Logan asked, smiling faintly as Remus ducked his head, walking into Logan’s apartment.

“What are we going to be playing?” Remus asked, setting his bag down where Logan had pointed, not far away from the couch. Remus soon joined Logan.

“Have you heard of Doki Doki Literature Club?”

Remus wrinkled his nose. “Sounds like a game Roman would like instead.”

“I think you’d prefer it, actually.” Logan said, getting the game set up. Remus got comfortable. He wasn’t really a gamer himself, and was quite surprised when he discovered that Logan loved video games. “It’s technically a dating sim, but from what I hear it covers quite a few dark themes. I’ve been avoiding a lot of spoilers for it though because I wanted to be able to play it myself first.”

“Why’d you invite me, though?” Remus asked, watching as the loading screen appeared. The warning appeared, and Remus furrowed his brows. “You also read the content warnings, right?”

“Yeah, none of our triggers are on there. Also, I invited you because I thought you might like it! It has a lot of dialogue and I thought you’d have fun making up the weirdest voices for the characters.”

Remus laughed lightly. “Okay, I trust you.” Logan gave him a bright smile, one Remus knew only few people saw. And that alone made his stomach tie into knots and feel like a jumble of saw despite having seen that smile dozens of times before. Logan turned back to the TV and hit I Accept, letting the main screen for the game come up. A bubbly music filled Logan’s apartment, and Remus couldn’t wait to get into it.

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“Oh my God, I’ve got a bad feeling-” Remus gripped Logan’s arm as they continued. A few hours had passed already and things were starting to get weird. They had just gotten through an emotional scene with Sayori (Remus’s high-pitched voice for her made it so difficult to get through) and it was the next in-game day.

And Sayori wasn’t in the school.

“Of course something would go wrong right before the festival,” Logan stated, pushing up his glasses. He hadn’t said anything about Remus practically clinging to his arm.

Things had already starting getting a bit weird. But after learning Sayori had depression, and then promising to be there for her and saying they love her and not checking up on her in the morning…

“Hate the main character,” Remus muttered as he loosened his grip just a bit on Logan. “Honestly, like… Depression doesn’t work like that. Wish I could just hit him over the head with a bat. No! My morning star!”

Logan laughed. “You mean the one you stole from the museum.”

“No, the one my grandma gave me.” Remus rolled his eyes.

“I think dropping a few tons of sand on him would be better, honestly.” Logan stated, and before Remus could react they continued.

“At least he feels a little guilty, still doesn’t excuse it though,” Remus says, uncrossing his legs as they begin to feel tingly.

“You kind of left her hanging this morning, you know?” Logan reads in the calm voice they were using for Monika, and Remus and Logan exchange a worried glance.

“Oh… Oh no, no no… Sayori…” Remus buries his face into Logan’s shoulder, half of it at least. He still wanted to see what happened. They finished reading Sayori’s poem and Remus felt worried and he wished he could just grab Sayori and hug her and protect her himself.

Logan wraps an arm around Remus, holding him close as the game pans back to the houses, and they go to Sayori’s house. A sick feeling rests in both of their stomachs.

“Oh no, no no no no….”

The suspense was getting to Remus. He loved gore and horror but he hated the suspense in the few games he had played and the movies that felt with these topics.

“You alright?” Logan asked, looking to Remus worriedly. Remus nodded.

“Anxious about what we’re about to see,” he muttered, and Logan nodded, bringing the arm wrapped around Remus up to brush through Remus’s hair. The music was quiet and although Logan was worried as to what was about to be on screen, he just showed it less. He waited until he felt Remus relax slightly to continue.

They continued on, and after they opened the door-

“I knew it!”

“Oh God!”

They both jumped back, Remus burying his face again into Logan’s arm as Logan faced the door, only glancing back at the screen where Sayori hung. The music that followed just sent dread through them both.

“Jesus fucking Christ,” Remus muttered as they sat back up to continue reading the narrative. “Poor Sayori, oh my God.” Remus rubbed his eyes as the loading screen came back.

“Hey, it’s different.”

“Huh?”

“Sayori’s place on the screen, it’s all glitched out. And the new game button.”

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I hate this but I love it,” Remus laughs slightly, trying to get his racing heart to get back to a normal rate.

Logan rubbed his back, his heart also beating quickly. He opened up the files for the game, remembering that it was something you should do. Remus watched as Logan went through the game files, first opening a file called hxppy thxughts.

“Holy shit-” Logan hissed, melting into Remus’s warmth as Remus held him tighter. On the screen was a drawing of Sayori hanging, almost looking as though a child drew it.

Remus leaned forward to close out the file. “Should we check anything else?”

“Sayori was really glitched. The characters, maybe?”

Remus hummed softly, before opening up the character files. “No! Ooooh…..”

Remus fell back into Logan’s arms. “This is freaky!”

Logan laughed slightly at that. “It’s only being freaky now?”

“You know what I meant! It having an effect on the files!” Remus huffed. “I can’t believe she was deleted!”

They left the characters file, and instead scrolled through all the other ones, just to be certain they didn’t miss anything. They discovered a file which someone was talking about deleting Sayori, that it was probably better and that they hoped they didn’t break the game.

Remus buried his face into Logan’s shoulder again, groaning slightly. “There’s still a lot of the game left, huh?” He asked. Logan nodded..

“Want to save it for tomorrow?”

“Let’s see how the game is with Sayori deleted. Then try to sleep, probably being haunted by the image of Sayori hanging there in our nightmares.”

Logan made some form of noise that sounded like agreement, and he shifted so Remus could rest his head on Logan’s chest as they continued. He had one arm wrapped protectively around Remus though, whether for his own comfort or Remus’s, neither knew not cared. Remus just shuffled closer.

They continued, starting a “new” game, and got caught up yet again in the narrative, fascinated and terrified with how the game continued, with the game correcting itself without Sayori. It was more difficult to keep up their silly voices. It did lighten the mood though.

It took awhile to get used to it all, especially only just recovering from Sayori’s death.

“Something about Monika is the most off,” Remus said. Logan nodded as he saved the game, rubbing his eyes and yawning.

“She’s a really interesting character, that’s for sure.”

Logan turned off the TV, the only light now being a dim lamp. He stretched, and Remus didn’t think the nerd’s bones could pop any louder.

“Think we should head to bed, then?” Logan asked. They had snacked throughout the game, and weren’t that hungry. Remus could feel his face warm slightly.

“You sure?”

“I don’t see why either of us should sleep on the couch. Unless you’re uncomfortable with it, then you can have the bed and I can sleep out here!”

Logan smiled warmly, brushing some of Remus’s hair out of his face. Remus swallowed before smiling softly himself. No one besides Logan would ever want to be this close to him.

“I’m down to share a bed.”

Logan kissed his forehead before letting Remus go change into some pajamas.

Logan was already in bed by the time Remus had finished getting ready, and almost hesitantly Remus climbed in beside him.

“You’re certain you’re comfortable with this?” Logan asked. He really wanted to make sure Remus was okay with this, he didn’t want to make him uncomfortable.

Remus slung an arm over Logan’s waist, cuddling close. He nodded. “Yeah. I just don’t want to take things too fast.”

Logan pressed another kiss to the top of Remus’s head. “That’s understandable.” Logan made himself a bit more comfortable. “Just let me know if you ever get uncomfortable, yeah?”

“Will do.” Logan smiled and took off his glasses, leaning over Remus to place the glasses on the nightstand before turning the light off. On the ceiling, dozens of glow-in-the-dark stars. Remus pressed closer to Logan, sighing in content.

Soon enough, both were asleep, dreams wandering back to the game they had been playing.

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[chrisevansgoodgirl]

I took the stars from our eyes, and then I made a map

pairing: carol danvers x natasha romanoff x reader x valkyrie

word count: 4,700+

warnings: all smut. language, i’m sure. choking. blind folds. mentions of daddy kink. nat gets tied up. inapprpopriate use of kitchen utensils.

a/n: y’all better love me. i accidentally stayed awake over 24 hours to write this. i literally got in bed, like okay, go to bed, you can start writing a little and then it just went off on its own. also, i’m sorry that i used pictures as page breaks like we’re in 2009 again. i could learn to format on this hellsite, but...i could also just not. any spelling and grammar errors come from the fact that i wrote this while i should have been unconcious.

edit: so yes, i accdentally deleted this and had to rewrite it until i found the saved copy on my editor program. so there are a few new things, in case you already read this.

One of your favorite things to do was braid the hair of the most lethal, badass people on this world. It started with Bucky, it was something he found comfort in, but he was often on missions so your fingers had to seek out more. Steve, before, the day you called the bane of your existence, he cut his gorgeous hair off—captain America with braids? Beautiful. Thor loved it the most, but just like his teammate, the first blond saboteur, he’d keep his hair short these days. Nat tolerated it, but always had to take it out to train so rarely let you do it. Carol cut her hair sometimes without much of a warning.

Your only constant was Valkyrie.  She had realized in the hotter weather it would be easy to cut it all off, but one puppy-eyed look from you, and she'd scrapped the idea completely. Claimed she was far too busy to get her hair cut but she knew your fast-moving fingers loved to run through her hair, weaving as intricately as you possibly could.

That morning, you were seated on Valkyrie’s large silk-covered mattress, next to her sleeping form, propped up on the headboard, fingers working through her long strands. This was despite the warning Carol gave you about letting her rest, it was a complex and busy time in New Asgard and being Queen was taking its toll. You knew your ass would be bruised for weeks if she caught you, but what would be so bad about that anyway?

The sheets were only covering half her body, her breasts and one side of her hip exposed. Glancing over her bare skin, you recalled the way her fingers had been buried inside your cunt mere hours earlier. Nat and Carol had already retired for the night, but you never wanted to sleep without all three of them, it was you who always waited for every single one of them.

Valkyrie saw you leaning against the wall, trying to patiently wait for her. She was stressed, you could tell, not that she liked to bother you with the details of why. And you didn’t get to ask because in seconds her mouth was moving over yours, rough and fast.

She undressed you as she silently worked you into the room. Carol and Nat were draped over one another, dead asleep. Valkyrie lifted your legs, wrapping them around her hips. Fingertips dug into your thighs as she swallowed your moans, her hips rolled against yours, a maddening sensation as you’d dressed down to nothing more than an oversized t-shirt.

She ordered you to remain silent as she dipped her fingers inside you, always with the threat of stopping if you woke the others. Then she let you get on your knees and eat her out until she felt just a little less burdened.

When Valkyrie’s eyes fluttered open, head turning up to you, you had just finished tying the section of hair you were working on. “Good morning.”

“Good morning,” she returned, grinning. 

You leaned over, pressing your lips to hers. It was a fast, rough kiss, one you pulled away from when you felt her tongue. She stared at you, stunned for a moment, and all you did was climb out of bed and saunter away. Innocent, right? You were simply trying to let her finish getting her rest. Well, perhaps that would have been easier to sell if you hadn’t been naked.

You put on a pair of tiny shorts, but that was it. Carol loved your breasts and you loved seeing her teeth marks scattered across your skin days later, so you enabled the obsession.  You were busy in the kitchen, cooking her breakfast. In case she found out about your visit to Valkyrie, you wanted her in a good mood.

You knew you had accomplished that when she pressed herself to your back, reaching around to knead your breasts. You melted into her, head falling on her shoulder as you ground your ass back against her. “Oh, fuck.”

Her hands roamed, down your stomach, over your clothed pussy, back up to your breasts where she pinched your nipples hard. “What are you doing, baby girl?”

“Making breakfast for my captain.” The stinging sensation on your breasts almost made you drop to your knees right there.

She hummed. “Thanks, baby, I appreciate that.”

You kissed her jaw, smiling. “Sit down, it’s almost done.”

Leaning over she bit down on your peaked bud. She let her hands fall to catch your squirming hips. Her mouth pulled roughly as she leaned back up, smirking at your gasp. Slowly, she leaned over to the opposite side and claimed your left nipple between her sharp teeth. She straightened up, pulling your hair behind your ear. “Is your pussy wet?”

“Really wet.”

“Yeah?” she cooed.

You nodded.

“Save it for me, okay? I’m sure I’ll still be hungry after this.” She squeezed your ass painfully before she pulled away and sat down at the table.

You finished filling her plate with pancakes and hash browns, grabbed a set of silverware, and set it all down in front of her. You prepared her coffee and set it on her right. Carol was probably the most domestic, so it always gave you a little rush to cook for her.

“Thank you, baby. Almost looks as delicious as you.”

Before she could reach for anything, you grabbed the spoon and straddled her lap.

She smirked, lifting her eyebrows at you.

Never taking your eyes off hers, you set the spoon to your stomach and pressed it down until it disappeared under your shorts.

She looked down, a shaky breath passing her parted lips.

You set the curve of the silverware against your aching center and gasped. The sudden cold was shocking initially, but the way Carol was completely enraptured by you made it seem so trivial.

She watched you move for a moment before she took hold of your hip and began to guide you. She loved the sound as it was clear, you weren’t just wet, you were absolutely soaking. How could you not be? You’d been thinking about her touching you all morning.

She kept you slow and steady until you were coming, legs shaking, broken moans spilling from your throat. You simply removed the spoon from your shorts and dropped it in her coffee.

She arched an eyebrow at you.

You chastely kissed her before hopping off her lap and walking out on still unstable legs. Two down, one more to go.

Thanks to Carol, you didn’t have time before Natasha got out of training to put on this beautiful burgundy lingerie you’d just purchased solely for the Widow. Oh, well, nude would have to do.

You tossed aside your shorts as you laid down on the bathroom counter. It was just about time for her to get out of training, maybe 20 minutes, but you couldn’t wait that long. Surely, she wouldn’t be too mad at you.

With your fingers at your pussy, you started recording a video for her on your phone. No way she was going to be able to finish her workout when she saw you, and she always kept her phone with her, volume on, in case of emergencies. This counted as an emergency.

You sent the video with a two worded text. Done yet? You didn’t expect a response to come from her phone so you set yours aside and let your fingers lazily move through your folds.

You spent many mornings with Natasha. Sometimes you were both caught up in whatever Valkyrie or Carol wanted but other times, when they felt they were too aggressive to touch either of you—a bad mission or a really good mission, something that had their adrenaline running even after a night’s rest—they would fuck each other. That left you and Natasha curled up with one another, her bed, your bed, the shower, the couch, Thor’s bed once upon a time when you were both under the impression that he was not due back that day. Though, word had spread to Sif and the outcome was definitely positive. You loved watching her kiss Natasha, and easily became addicted to how her fingers felt inside you.

The door burst open and you glanced up. She was there, beautiful red hair just let out of her ponytail, chest heaving—she must have sprinted to you.

You whimpered her name and that was really all it took.

She gently shut the door behind her but then rushed to you, indelicately pulling your legs until you were at the edge of the counter, propped up on the mirror. All too easily, two of her fingers slipped inside you.

Your hands frantically grabbed at her shoulders. “Shit.”

Her other hand burrowed in your hair and she yanked your head back, lips hovering over yours as she spoke. “You interrupted my work out why, exactly?”

“I missed you,” you claimed, voice barely above a whisper.

She smirked. “I fucked you last night when you were waiting for Valkyrie.”

“I wanted more.”

“Yeah? You still want more?”

“Mhm.” You nodded desperately.

Never ceasing her relentless thrusting, she skillfully added a third finger. She smothered your scream with a fast, dizzying kiss.

You were nearly sobbing as she brought you to your finish then delicately let you ride out the high on your own. Her hand was almost still as your hips jerked, minus her palm which she pressed against your clit whenever it was close enough.

She drew her hand away from you and licked her fingers clean.

You smiled, gathering a long lock of hair as you sat back. “You’re way nicer to me than Carol and Valkyrie.”

She scoffed, eyeing you warily as you coiled her hair around your fingers. “That’s because you’re bad.”

You snorted. “Okay, Hermione. Besides...you don’t want me to be good.”

“No,” she admitted. “I guess I don’t.”

“Neither do they, they just pretend.”

“You know if we get caught in here, without either of their permission, you’re in for it.”

You leaned forward to kiss her briefly, smiling as you pulled away. “You’re worth it, baby.”

Shaking her head, she scoffed at you. “Wanna take a shower with me?”

“More than anything.” You wrapped your arms and legs around her.

So, that was where Valkyrie found you both. After you’d both washed each other’s hair and bodies, after your fingers pushed her to orgasm three times, after she held you up as you rode her thigh, after she laid you down on the flat surface of the tub and rubbed her pussy against yours until you were both shaking and seeing stars.

Not that you’d ever point it out, but it was definitely Nat’s fault. She was on her back, your mouth between her legs, and it wasn’t that she was purposefully being loud, but you’d been eating her out long enough to know what she liked.

You both froze, wide-eyed like children who had just been caught doing something they were told a million times not to do. You’d certainly been told, not a million times, but enough times that Valkyrie was fuming.

“What are you two doing?” she demanded.

“Carol said we could,” you claimed. An effortless, believable lie.

See, Valkyrie wouldn’t have liked it but at least it would have been Battle of the Space Lesbian Doms—the fourth, if your memory served you correctly. A preferable show as opposed to their tiring punishments directed at you and Natasha.

It would have worked too, if the world’s best spy hadn’t burst out laughing.

Valkyrie lifted her eyebrows at you.

“Whatever,” you sighed, defeated. Instead of acknowledging the impending dramatics, you went back to work on Natasha. Her remaining laughter caught in her throat, coming out as a strangled cry.

“Excuse me?” Valkyrie snapped. “Did I tell you that you could do that?”

You glanced up at her first, then Nat. She had her bottom lip pulled in with her teeth, her hands clawing at the shower wall behind her.

“Natasha, you better not finish,” Valkyrie warned.

But as mentioned, your mouth knew its way around Natasha’s pussy. You could have been nice and let her off the hook, but Nat had a point, you just weren’t good.  You pressed her thighs down as her back arched off the bathtub floor.

“Shit!” she blurted out, hands settling on the back of your head, a silent plea. Yes, you had both been caught and were in trouble, but she needed this and you would always give Natasha what she needed.

When she finished, you did your best to gather every drop of her in your mouth. You jumped back up to your feet, grabbing Valkyrie’s jaw.

Instinctively, her mouth opened. That was how you kissed, parted lips, sometimes genuinely filthy, tongues and teeth, moans and from you, the most desperate pleas.

As soon as you opened your mouth to let her taste Natasha, she jerked back in utter surprise. A drop dripped down her chin slowly and you took her state of shock to your advantage, licking it from her skin without her approval to do so.

For the first time, she had no idea what to do with you, where to start, what to even say.

If Natasha had been in her right mind, she wouldn’t have giggled. But she was feeling light, her lingering orgasm making her brain just a little fuzzy.

You smiled at Valkyrie, taking her hand and guiding it to your center. “Doesn’t she taste so good?”

It took her only a moment to snap out of it. She whipped her hand away from you, tangling her fingers in your hair and pulling you out of the tub, sure to catch you when you didn’t lift your legs high enough to make it over safely.

Your clumsiness was another source of amusement to Natasha, who was sincerely trying to stifle all her noise with her hand over her mouth.

Valkyrie sighed deeply. “Get in the bedroom. Both of you. Now.”

A walk she made you complete naked. Not that either you or Natasha cared, but Valkyrie liked to threaten with fake humiliation. No one was ever around her bedroom and most Asgardians liked to be outside until the sun was down. Though, you suspected the day would come when a poor bystander was caught up in these games and hopefully it wouldn’t be Thor—probably still scarred and confused as to why you were calling Natasha daddy.

“On the bed,” she directed.

You both obliged, and you took Natasha’s hand as she settled next to you. Bringing it up to your lips, you kissed each of her knuckles, smirking at her.

She bit her lip in an attempt to hide her smile.

“Separate,” Valkyrie growled. “What the fuck is wrong with you both? Does no one listen anymore?”

That was an order you didn’t move to follow. Natasha did, quickly and with an apologetic look on her face. Though you and Natasha both easily bent to the will of Carol and Valkyrie, there was a distinct difference in the way you did so. You liked being in trouble because you liked to be punished. But Nat did not like it one bit, she was a fidgeting, apologizing mess until they told her she was forgiven—a praise kink, you suspected, something you would certainly be trying out soon.

Valkyrie moved around the room silently and slowly, more than likely waiting for Carol. When the blonde entered, she made a low, strangled noise at the sight of you naked and spread out on the mattress.

“Don’t touch her, she’s being a problem today.”

Carol tsked, moving to Nat. Hands pressed up high on her parted thighs, she let her eyes wander. “What about this one?”

“You know her,” Valkyrie assured. “She’s a good girl, always is.”

She instantly leaned down, sucking noisily at Natasha’s cunt.

You whimpered, Carol angled her head up to meet your eye and winked. Ugh, you’ve wanted her mouth since you were teasing her in the kitchen.

Valkyrie came up behind Carol. “Undress and get on the bed.”

She pulled away from a moaning Natasha and lifted her arms.

Valkyrie pulled the shirt over Carol’s head, shoved her shorts down, and then let her hands wander all over her gorgeous body. She stepped to the side, giving you an unobstructed view as her fingers entered Carol.

She grabbed Valkyrie’s forearm, using it to keep herself balanced. “Fuck, that feels so good.” She grasped Valkyrie’s top and tore it out of her way. Her mouth instantly closed around a nipple.

You clenched your thighs, recalling how it felt when she did the same to you. You still had no regrets, you’d gone a week once without an orgasm and you would certainly do it again—besides, when you finally gave in, Valkyrie was always so pent up from not fucking you the way she wanted to for however long that she was always very generous when you decided to behave.

Valkyrie grabbed Carol by the neck and pulled her up for a rough kiss.

Natasha glanced up, noticing your pout and reached out to you. Unable to stop yourself, you smiled as you gave your hand and she twisted her neck to kiss your knuckles just as you had with hers.

The world needed to know; Natasha was so fucking sappy. But also, she was a “good girl”, so she quickly let you go and returned to her position of watching and waiting.

Carol pulled away, biting Valkyrie’s lip, happily prancing to the bed to settle between you and Natasha.

“Sit up,” she gestured to Carol. “Both of you, eat her out until she’s screaming.”

As if either of you needed to be told twice, you gratefully dropped to your knees before Carol, Natasha right next to you. Your tongues moved against one another, neither of you possessing any real control enough to come up with a system. You both just wanted Carol to come, that was the only result you hoped for.

She had one hand on either of you, purring and pressing you closer. You were so close to Natasha that sometimes you ended up licking one another, lips, chins, cheek, but nothing deterred either of you.

It didn’t take long at all, eventually, Carol was lying flat on the silk sheets, body shaking but she still never let go of either of you.

Valkyrie grabbed the three blindfolds from atop her dresser, starting with Nat and ending with you. Her fingers pressed to your core and you shuddered. “Hmm…so wet.”

You weren’t sure where she was when she pulled away or what she was going to do. You heard kissing, a few soft sighs.

“You do taste so good,” she said—clearly to Natasha. “Do you want to me lick your pussy?”

“Yes, please,” she whispered.

It felt like an eternity went by before Natasha cried out. You realized then you had a long day ahead of you. Or so you thought until you felt a hand on your thigh, but Natasha was still whimpering. Valkyrie couldn’t be done with her.

“Be quiet, understand?” Carol whispered.

You nodded, keeping the movement as small as you could.

Next thing you knew, her hand was wrapped tight around your throat so you couldn’t make a sound and her fingers were circling your clit. Desperate for something to hold onto, you grabbed her forearm, trying to keep your body still. If your hips moved this would be over before you could finish.

It might have been the lack of oxygen or her overly skilled fingers, but your orgasm came at an embarrassingly quick rate. But with Carol, she was so fucking cocky, it would just stoke her ego anyway.

She slowly began releasing your neck, a silent reminder to stay quiet—Nat was now thrashing on the bed, whining for Valkyrie not to stop so you had some slack to try to catch your breath.

Carol kissed the side of your face and you could feel her smiling. Good thing you were wearing your blindfold because you had to roll your eyes. “You good?”

You kissed her back instead of speaking, not trusting your volume to remain controlled.

“Carol,” Valkyrie huffed just seconds later. “You’re such an ass.”

“I didn’t do anyth—ooh, holy shit!”

You let out the most dramatic, frustrated sigh. What Carol gave you was not enough; it was too fast and gone much the same. “Why do you hate me?”

Carol burst into a breathless giggle. “You’re such a cry baby.”

“Don’t laugh and me, I’m delicate.”

Even Valkyrie had to scoff then. She reached over to you, reveling in the shiver that ran through your body. “Shut up, I know she let you come.”

You grabbed her hand before she could pull away, parting your thighs wider. “I want you to make me come, though.”

“She’s very good, isn’t she?” Carol asked.

“Not as good as she thinks,” Valkyrie responded, but didn’t move her touch away. Instead, she began to curl her fingers into you, slowly but pressing on the right spot.

No surprise, she didn’t let you finish. Each time she went back to Nat, Carol would touch you when she could. That made you realize Carol was totally cheating the blindfold. It was long ago decided that on New Asgard, Valkyrie was dom #1, the rest of Midgard belonged to Carol. They didn’t stop there; they divided every planet that they knew of and you weren’t sure why because you and Nat had only ever been on one. Regardless, Carol sucked at being dom #2, but since her fingers were inside you, you would keep your mouth shut.

You weren’t sure how much time passed before Valkyrie instructed Carol to “take care of” Nat. For the first time since you were on the bed, her lips were on yours. You eagerly tangled your hands in her hair, wrapping your legs around her in a weak attempt to keep her from going anywhere.

She brought her thigh up to your pussy and didn’t stop you from grinding against her skin. Not for a while at least, but when she knew you were close, she held you down by the hips for a moment. “Stand up.”

You let your legs fall from her hips and she pulled you up. You heard her moving but made no attempts to find out just what she was doing.

“Over my knee,” she informed before she settled you down herself.

“Are you ser—” A sharp smack to your ass stopped that sentence, replacing the remainder with a surprised yelp. You felt your face heat up but that was nothing in comparison to the lingering sting on the skin she struck.

“Very serious,” she confirmed.

This was the first time this was ever happening. At least at her hand, this was Carol’s go-to. Admittedly, you were getting worse with time. Though, you doubted this would stop that. Did anyone truly believe you didn’t enjoy this?

“We’ll do eleven for all of your...behavioral issues today. Talk back to me again and it’ll be 20.”

Okay, you liked pressing buttons, but this was a little much. For maybe the first time ever, you were willingly silent.

“Understood?”

“Yes,” you muttered.

“You’ll count and thank me for every single one.”

Sighing, you stated, “one. Thank you.”

“You can be good,” she mused, almost sounding surprised.

This repeated without a hitch until 10. Sure, your voice was getting breathier, your knees were buckling, and your ass ached. Yet, you still gave into Valkyrie, until you realized eleven. Why?! Eleven wasn’t an even number. Did she just not care for symmetry? “Can I ask a question?”

“If you must,” she sighed, spreading your legs further, hand soothing the irritated skin.

“Why eleven? It doesn’t make any—”

The swift smack to your cunt caused your brain to short circuit. You felt it for nothing more than a split second, this intense sensation, then nothing. What day was it? What year? Where were you? Was any of this even real?

Next thing you knew, you were on the floor, Valkyrie’s arms wrapped around you as she purred how well you did. She removed your blindfold, Carol and Natasha were making out on the bed, eyes still covered.

Valkyrie scoffed, pulling you onto her lap. “Pretty sure you just had an orgasm. You good?”

“I don’t know what I am,” you admitted. Honestly, what direction was up?

She caught your chin, turning your head for a kiss. As she pulled away, she looked over your face briefly. “You’re good, beautiful, aren’t you?”

You nodded, a bit mindlessly. You were whatever she wanted you to be in that moment, except a functioning person because you weren’t sure you could stand.

“But you’re not good, so you get to stay right here for a moment.”

You watched her move to her dresser once more, this time returning with ties.

“Remove your blindfolds.”

Carol was quick to toss hers aside, then gently pushed Natasha’s out of the way, dipping down once more to kiss her again.

“Tie her to the bed,” Valkyrie instructed.

Carol eagerly complied, as did Nat. She quickly crawled up the bed and threw herself down so Carol could tie arms and legs to each bedpost.

You pouted, looking up at a smirking Valkyrie.

She pointed to you. “That’s what good girls get, brats like you stay on the floor.”

“I like the floor,” you declared.

She made a face at you.

“Now what?” Carol wondered.

She leaned down, gently nudging your shoulder. “Go eat her out.”

You crawled your way to the bed and Carol scooped you up like you weighed absolutely nothing, depositing you on the bed before Natasha.

Watching Carol, you licked slowly up Natasha’s dripping pussy.

She shivered, biting her lip. Impatiently, she took your hand and buried your fingers inside her, eyes rolling back as she collapsed onto the bed. “Hard, fuck me hard now.”

You latched your lips around Natasha’s clit as you thrust your fingers in and out of Carol.

Valkyrie walked to Natasha’s side, fingertips tracing her lips. “Who do you want to taste, baby?”

“Um…” she stopped to think for a moment. “Carol.”

“Come on, Carol—”

You both made sounds of protest but Valkyrie rushed over and pulled your hand away from Carol. Desperately, the blonde crawled her way up to Natasha until she was sitting on her face. She began rolling her hips relentlessly, cursing and gasping.

Valkyrie got on her knees next to you, two fingers slipping into Natasha, just under your chin, and two fingers pressing into you.

You began to ride her hand urgently, pressing your clit down hard on the heel of her palm. Moaning into Natasha’s pussy was an added sensation that she appreciated immensely as she was coming on your tongue mere moments later.

“Let me taste,” Valkyrie requested.

You leaned over to her, mouth attaching to hers instantly. You licked into her open mouth and she hummed, pushing another finger into you.

Carol took that as her cue to turn around and bend down so she could suck Nat’s clit. The redhead didn’t miss a beat, her own mouth still moving over Carol’s pussy like it was her last meal.

You turned your head slightly. “Fuck, I’m so close! Please, please let me come!”

“You can come, baby,” she encouraged, adding her fourth finger.

It only took a few more pushes from her fingers before you crashed shamelessly.

Valkyrie pulled Carol up by the hair, pressing her own tongue to Nat’s folds. Carol turned to you instantly, lips crashing against yours.

Several hours later, you were all spent on the bed. You were laid completely on top of Valkyrie, Carol’s head was using your ass as a pillow, and Nat was curled up to Valkyrie’s left side.

She was silently tracing patterns into your back as she waited for you to speak, a simple explanation for your behavior. You didn’t have one, you never had one. You didn’t today and you wouldn’t tomorrow.

You grabbed a lock of her hair and began braiding, smiling to yourself.

She scoffed tiredly. “You are such a brat.”

You turned your head a little, just to kiss her briefly but uncharacteristically rough, before settling back on her chest.

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[itsclydebitches]

3 topics this time!

1.) I was watching Sarcastic Chorus’ video on Star Vs The Forces of Evil, and near the end there was a comment that stuck with me. “These ideas are present, but not fully explored. I like to call them the window shopping of ideas.”

And that was just such a perfect way of describing it. When I first heard it, I immediately thought of My Hero Academia and RWBY. And while both have this problem in spades, RWBY is much more obvious about it. Every single time RWBY introduces a concept they’ll look at it, try it on for a bit, and then dump it on the floor for other people to deal with, and then leave without buying into anything.

Raven? Dumped. Beacon? Dumped. Has anyone seen Tai? Glynda? Sun? Are the grimm still roaming around? Are we sure that Salem hasn’t yet retrieved the relic from Beacon? Wasn’t Nora supposed to get development? Are she and Ren still having problems? Shouldn’t Jaune be learning how to control his semblance better? Especially since it’s something so helpful? Didn’t Robyn need immediate medical attention? But she somehow survived? And is perfectly okay? How? Wasn’t she in a serious medical condition? Is Haven still in chaos? Where is Watts? Is he locked up? Or did he escape while the mains were throwing their temper tantrums? Where’s Tyrian? Where are all of the other students? All dumped. Little to no explanation, and off to the next shop.

2.) I disappeared for a bit after your recap because I was so purely infuriated with the last two episodes. Ironwood shooting Oscar feels ignorable to me in a way because it’s such an out of left field, ooc moment, that my brain is just refusing to acknowledge it. It’s horrible, terrible writing. And it feels a lot like shark jumping.

But as someone who started writing fanfiction in middle school, I get where they were coming from. They wanted a fall from grace story. Cool. Got it. But that takes time. If they wanted to do this properly, it should have been given much more time. Hit the topic episode 1 of the season and devote little time to anything else. The election? Scrap it. Overall it was barely relevant. Robyn. Skip it. Again, barely relevant. Don’t have Ruby&Co hiding info. That takes up time and attention. Have them put all of their cards on the table immediately. (It also serves to not make them hypocrites.) Give the teams another solution to save everyone. (At least a reasonably feasible one.)

Have the kids argue it out. Have Ironwood refuse to budge because they’ve already put too much time into the plan before Ruby and friends came along. Have Weiss go to her mother ask her to set up a meeting with the council to protest what Ironwood is doing. And have her gain their trust by revealing what her father has been doing. If you really want to do this in such little time, it’s possible, but you have to dedicate the time that you do have to it. If you don’t want to do that, and you don’t want to pace it out for another season, then scrap it. In the overall story for the show Ironwood being evil is wholly unnecessary. It adds nothing  to the show. Especially since they’ve already done this twist.

You could also make it so that the Ace Ops were going behind Ironwood’s back to betray him to Salem. Have the ace ops getting along with the mains to gather information. You could also have had Ironwood going down a dark path since his reintroduction. Have him plant spyware on them. Have him in shadows. Have him looking menacing in scenes. Alluding to terrible things that he might be doing. Looking at secret files. Messing with the relic. But for the love of god, don’t do what you’ve done. It was messy and lazy. If you can’t (or don’t want to) devote the time and effort to make this work, then remove it from your story.

3.) There was an article about the fan backlash regarding Clover’s death. In it, it talked about how anyone upset was just a whiny woman who was upset that she can’t fantasize about two gay men. And that it wasn’t queerbaiting or burying your gays because Clover wasn’t officially canonized as such. And that the show has Bumblebee, so it can’t be doing either of those things. And I was so disgusted by it and the comments that followed that I had to get off the internet for awhile. There’s just so much wrong with that.

No, Clover was not said to be anything other than straight in canon. (He wasn’t said to be straight either, so…) However, if we are only going with what has explicitly been stated in the show; then I will not be accepting Bumblebee as a legitimate point for the show from the same people any longer.

Do they seem to be headed into a relationship? Sure. And I hope that it gets proper time and follow through. But if we’re only accepting relationships and sexualities by being told in universe, then you can’t use that as a shield. Because nothing has been said. The writers could change their minds, place them in relationships with male characters, say that they’re straight (you better not RT, do not take this as a legitimate idea to do) and act like nothing ever happened. But it wouldn’t matter, according to this logic, because they never technically canonized it. And I know that it’s a little different, given that we’re shown Blake and Yang having signs of romance feelings for each other, but by this argument, nothing matters unless we’re spoon fed information. And  that brings me to my next point.

In the history of media wlw pairings have always been more ‘acceptable’ than mlm ones. Because there’s a history of denial and fetishizing them. It it’s women, then of course they’re all over each other! They’re women! With all those emotions and need for physical contact! If they’re in a relationship with another woman? That’s fine! It’s not a real relationship! They’re just playing! They need a man! And just imagine! Two attractive women being attracted to you, good sir! And imagine being such a studly man that these women change their sexualities just for you! Women are fickle after all! They change their minds all the time! 

A man in a relationship with another man? Is seen as unnatural. Because straight men can’t fantasize about it. They can’t fetishize it. And therefore, there’s no need for it in media. They don’t want it there. And I don’t want to accuse the writers at RWBY of specifically thinking this way, but it is the way media tends to go. And while the lead characters are women, and a good amount of the fandom are women, there’s still room to question if this is what’s happening. The main leads are all young, thin, and conventionally attractive. Even when in a place that marked by how cold it is, the clothes are more for style and having the girls look attractive over function. The only one of them that looks even remotely clothed appropriately for the weather is Weiss. And when you get to the male characters, they’re either evil, dead, or given so little character that half the time they’re easy to forget. Because the story nor the writing is interested in men.

Also, I’ve noticed a disturbing trend of the writing suddenly getting rid of characters that fans pair with Qrow. First Ozpin, then Ironwood, then Clover. You could probably make an argument for Tai being shunted off once that started to gain traction in fandom as well. It’s creepy. 

(Sorry if anything is phrased badly. One of the problems I have with social things is that I never know if I’ve phrased something well enough to get my point across without being offensive. Still working on it, so let me know!)

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Response under the cut! 

1. absolutely love that phrase: “Window shopping ideas.” I feel like I may have heard it before, but not enough for it to stick. It really is perfect though. The story looks at something, seems to consider it seriously, maybe even tries it on… but in the end doesn’t commit. We move onto the next piece of clothing—or even the next store—without, ultimately, having achieved anything other than introducing the possibility of buying a new outfit (telling a cohesive story). One of the most common compliments I hear RWBY get, and one I agree with, is that it has so many cool ideas. The problem is this isn’t a tumblr post going, “Here are all my fun headcanons, random concepts, and nifty details vaguely held together by a broad plot.” Cool ideas alone isn’t enough to carry a mainstream story a lot of people are paying for, certainly not one as long and complex as RWBY has become. Granted, every story has window shopping to a certain extent. We can acknowledge that there are different levels: 

Dropping Glynda is super understandable largely due to the issues surrounding her voice actress. Finding someone new for Qrow is one thing because he’s still actively a part of the plot, but if you’ve lost an actress for a character currently off screen, it’s tempting to just keep her off screen. I get that. It’s an arguably smart sacrifice. 

Dropping Jaune’s development is somewhat understandable because we acknowledge that change within a cast this size has to cycle. Jaune got to improve last volume through figuring out how to heal that guy’s arm and amplify Ren’s semblance. So his development takes a backseat the next volume to make room for others’. Problem is… 

Dropping something like Nora and Ren’s development is both Not Good and actively hurting the justification behind dropping other things (like Jaune). What did we learn about Ren and Nora this volume? Nothing. There was no insight into Nora like we were led to believe there would be. Ren obviously has a lot of stuff he’s trying to work through, but the story actively kept him from working through it by silencing him with a kiss. And the kiss itself? Great in regards to moving forward with their romantic relationship, but we already knew that relationship existed. We were clear about Ren and Nora being a couple up until Ren voiced hesitation… which, as said, was then ignored. The kiss achieved little in the grand scheme of things and, unlike something like Blake/Yang, doesn’t function to provide absolutely needed proof. Again, it’s good we got it, it just wasn’t done particularly well and was done in place of much more important development. I don’t need them to kiss this second because their moments in Volume 4-6 firmly established that they’re a couple. I do need to know more about who Nora is, whether Ren agrees with Ironwood, and why he’s so torn about this relationship that just the concept of hitting a fake version of Nora in battle makes him cry. (Because seriously, don’t they spar? That was clearly something much bigger than just not wanting to his his girlfriend.) 

So… yeah. A lot of window shopping. Which connects to: 

2. The fact that yeah, there was too much going on this volume which resulted in none of it getting the time it needed. We keep coming back to the question of “What is the point?” What was the point of resurrecting Penny if she wasn’t going to grow as a person, or help Ruby do the same? What’s the point of spending so much time on Robyn learning to trust Ironwood only for her to immediately reject him on the airship? What’s the point of devoting time to Qrow and Clover’s friendship if Qrow thinks so little of it he’ll team up with Tyrian instead? What was the point of framing Penny? What’s the point of spending SO much time showing justified and sympathetic scenes of Ironwood if you’re going to take a sharp right and randomly make him shoot a kid in the finale? What’s the point of the group being devastated by Ozpin lying to them if they’re just going to turn around and tell the same lies? Nothing amounted to anything. All the time we spent developing Thing A was dropped for Thing B. Continuing the analogy, the characters spent a whole volume admiring the red dress, checking the price, talking about reasons why this was the perfect purchase for them to make… only to turn around and buy a pair of pants instead, something we haven’t even seen them look at, let alone try on. The journey these characters took is entirely disconnected from where they ended up. 

3. Oof yeah. All of that is a complex af topic that deserves more than my quick response… but suffice to say, anyone who believes that “wasn’t queerbaiting or burying your gays because Clover wasn’t officially canonized as such” fundamentally doesn’t understand what queerbaiting is. The whole point is that it’s NOT canonized. Like Blake/Yang remain. I admit 100% that Clover and Qrow were not teased in the same way that other potential queer couples have been (such as Dean/Cas in Supernatural), but there were a lot of hints and coding that encouraged a queer reading regardless and fans are right to point that out, regardless of what RT’s intentions may have been. Even if you don’t want to go that route, this volume still—quite obviously—encouraged a close friendship, something that in and of itself is chock-full of implications given the history of the buddy duo/opposites attract trope. Whether you read Qrow and Clover as platonic or potentially romantic, the end result is the same: two men embodied an intimate and gentle relationship (something rare for two “straight” guys) and then one was horrifically murdered off in order to “justify” the destruction of the one other friendship Qrow still has going. There’s a lot in there for fans to be upset with, especially when it was all set up so poorly. And frankly, until RT actually canonizes Blake/Yang, I’m not going to make any blanket statements about how they would never queerbait, not matter how lightly. Because you’re right. We don’t know what we’ll get in the future and no matter how seemingly obvious it is that they will enter a relationship at some point…we can’t swear that it will actually make it on screen. In which case everything we’ve seen—romantic hand-holding, intense blushes, going out on presumed dates—would enter the realm of really intense queerbaiting, which in turn would drastically color how viewers read Clover and Qrow. You proved with one couple that you’re willing to string viewers along… so why would we claim you weren’t doing the same here, even though it was a lot more subtle? As an on-going series it’s hard to make any definite statements about RWBY’s representation, but given how long it’s taking for their presumed, primary queer couple to get together (no matter how little time has passed in-world the writers are still making the fanbase wait years) and the history surrounding Clover and Qrow’s character types as well as the ending they got… I’m more than a little uncomfortable. Just like I was uncomfortable with the decision to make the first queer character a villain who blames her crush for those feelings, her abusive relationship, all while trying to murder her parents. That stuff hurts in a world where queer media is still both rare and often badly done. Even if next volume Blake/Yang becomes canon and RT has A+ rep moving forward, we’re still left for the next year with one queer coded character denouncing all his male friendships, one close male friend dead, and two women dancing around each other. Volume 7 has a lot of things that on their own aren’t necessarily that bad, but pull them all together and it paints a far worse picture. 

(Also yeah, another anon mentioned how RWBY is popular because it’s not fanservice and I’m like, “Yes… but also no lol. I have things to say about how ‘We don’t do giant breasts or pantie shots!’ shouldn’t be the only bar we strive to meet.) 

#rwby #rwby volume 7 #rwby volume 7 spoilers #mymetas #submission

[colliermelissa1994]

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Video Of Female Cat Spraying

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[ghoulboyboos]

Ryan mentioning body/food issues briefly in a video and having an emotional conversation with Shane after

This one was actually tough! Because I do have dysphoria and dysmorphia but I never had food issues myself. I hope I did it justice, nonny!

Yeah, heads up of course for body issues, eating disorders (as in “eating your feelings”) and follow up issues.

“Couldn’tthey just… I don’t know, give them some pudding and tell them toleave?”

Ryanwheezes and half drops on the table.

“Wh-what?”

“Yeah,you know, give them a pudding cup and be like-”

“Th-thanksfor staying here’s some pudding now shove off?”

“Yeah!”

Shaneis smiling brightly and grins over at Ryan who is just shaking hishead.

“Ireally don’t think… How the fuck does your brain work? That’snot how you get people to leave a crime scene after theydecided to have sit-in because nobody tries to solve a murder-I-”

Ryan iswheezing again and Shane is giggling next to him.

“Iwould leave for a pudding cup!” Shane shrugs at the camera.

“WellI wouldn’t.”

“Really?!”Shane looks at him in disbelief. “It’s pudding!”

Ryanjust shrugs.“I haven’t had pudding since I was fifteen.”

Shane’sjaw drops and he glances between Ryan and the camera, stunned. Hestares at his co-host and sees the grin slip a little. Shane is aboutto ask when Ryan leans in and mutters quietly:

“I’lltell you later, not now.”

Shaneonly nods and pushes the question down. Ryan gives him a gratefulsmile before he flips the page in his case file and continues to readthe events of the case they are going through.

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Shaneexpects Ryan to get back to the issue after the shoot, but he doesn’tso Shane doesn’t pry. The rest of the day is the same and Shane isstarting to worry that he has breached a topic he’s not permittedto. He’s starting to think about a way to apologize to his friendand finds it hard to focus on work for the rest of the day. Ryansaves his ass from falling over himself trying to find a way to hangout with him to maybe apologize – by inviting him over himself.

“Youwanna come hang at my place and watch something and make somepopcorn?”

Shaneswallows. He tries to read Ryan’s face if he is supposed to broachthe subject or not, but Ryan seems relaxed and the question had comeout very by-the-by. So Shane assumes they’ll just drop it andpretend it didn’t happen. He can deal with that.

“Sure.I still haven’t watched season two of One Day at a Time.”

Ryangapes at him.

“Youdo know I consider that a personal attack, Sir.”

Shanelaughs and holds his hands up in defense.

“Okay,okay, I’m sorry. We’ll fix that, then.”

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Theygrab some take-out on the way and end up on Ryan’s couch, feetpropped on the table with the Styrofoam containers strewn about themand the popcorn machine chugging away in the distance. The theme inthe credits of episode one is barely over when Ryan suddenly reachesfor the remote and pauses the show.

Shanehas relaxed so far that he doesn’t even think about it much. He’sexpecting Ryan to go and grab the popcorn or maybe use the bathroom.He almost drops his food when Ryan starts to speak.

“WhenI was a kid… I used to get sore throats all the time. Like, reallybad inflammation.”

Heleans back a little as he looks at Shane and starts touching hisneck, pressing his fingertips to the sides.

“Allof this would swell up. It was tonsillitis once or twice and I had mytonsils removed when I was eleven.”

Shaneswallows and puts his food away. He sits up a little and twists, sohe’s half facing Ryan.

Ryanblinks at him and then looks down at the table.

“Youknow how they give you a bunch of ice cream afterwards? Because youreally can’t eat anything. It only got a little better afterwards,ever so often I would get pain and swelling again. I really didn’tlike soup so what I ended up eating was mostly ice cream and pudding.Anything that was kind of liquid. But because I was in pain I alsowanted to eat nothing but sweet stuff, because it made me feelbetter.”

Hisface darkens and Shane shifts in his seat, unsure if he should reachout and touch his shoulder or stay where he is.

“Ryan…”He finally starts. “You don’t have to tell me anything you don’twant to.”

“No,no it’s fine.” Ryan sighs. “I just don’t know how to explainit. I kept eating the stuff even when I wasn’t sick because… Idon’t know, it made me feel better about anything I had. It wasunhealthy, I knew that, but I would just gorge myself on freakin’pudding cups like a cartoon character.”

Hehuffs his breath through his nose.

“Itgot so bad that I would buy them in bulk, sometimes the little Asianstyle ones that are more like jello, you know.” He forms a circlewith thumb and forefinger to indicate the little cups.

“Iwould stash them under my bed and keep the trash in an extra bag,because I knew my parents would tell me it’s not good to keepeating it. But eventually, it just became my coping mechanism. When Istruggled in school, when I got in a fight with a friend, when I hadto deal with some shitty racist kid in the basketball court…Whatever it was, shoveling the stuff in my face made me feel better.Or, well, it gave me the illusion I felt better because, of course, Igained weight and I got acne from all the sugar-”

He rubshis soft, brown skin and Shane feels something tug at his heart. Hereally wants to reach out and- He doesn’t even know, he wants tocomfort Ryan but isn’t sure how to, so he stays quiet.

“So Ifelt even worse which meant I ate more.”He sighs.

“Eventuallymy brother caught me. He didn’t tell my parents but he sat me downand told me I was clearly dealing with some shit that needed to beaddressed. And I just… kind of broke down? Everything I had triedto push away and not deal with and bury under the feeling of justeating and not dealing with feelings kind of… broke out. I’m nota quiet crier so, of course, my parents noticed.”

Ryansmiles sadly and Shane feels his eyes moisten as he sees the brokenexpression.

“Ryan-”He starts, but Ryan is already continuing.

“Itgot better after that. Wasn’t easy, of course, but I learned tocope differently. Talk about things that bothered me, got in touchwith… my feelings, I guess. But I kind of shied away from puddingdesserts and that stuff afterwards. Even ice cream is iffysometimes.”

Hemakes a face and looks around.

“Andyou know, I’m still not eating healthy. I’m still shoving way toomuch fast food in my face on Friday evenings and, you know, despiteall the jokes about me running around shirtless too much, I stilldon’t like to look at myself in the mirror on Friday night becauseI look stuffed and weirdly puffy and… gross, I don’t know. Ipicked up regular training and do what I can to keep the skinny fatto a minimum but when I don’t pay attention, I get self consciousand disgusted with myself. And then in a reaction to that, I try tobottle up my feelings which in return gets me to eatmy feelings again and I really try to avoid that.”

Hesmiles a bit.

“Iguess… the show helps in a way. And TestFriends helped. And socialmedia, too. When I keep having a camera on me, I can have an eye onmy body and the fear of ruining it completely kind of keeps me inline.”

Shanewinces. He feels miserable, because he doesn’t know how to help.

“I…Ryan first of all: I’m sorry I brought it up.”

Ryanwaves him off.

“It’sfine, you didn’t know. It didn’t… I don’t know, trigger anybad memories or anything. I just didn’t want to talk about it atwork.”

Shaneshifts in his seat again.

“Iknow. Thank you for telling me, anyway.” He looks at Ryan andsmiles hesitantly. It’s mirrored by Ryan. “I guess, I don’treally know… how to help you with it. But if you ever want to talkabout something, anything that bothers you… I’m here, okay? Youcan tell me anything and I promise I’ll be serious and not make anystupid jokes, okay?”

Ryannods.

“Okay.Thank you.”

“Ofcourse.”

Shaneleans closer and opens his arms hesitantly and he feels a rush ofrelief when Ryan closes the distance and hugs him. Shane rubs Ryan’sback. The position they are in is a little awkward, but he doesn’tcare. He feels still helpless, but a little less terrible thanbefore.

Whenthey part, he catches Ryan rub his eyes for a moment, but he doesn’tmention it.

“Forthe record, I always think you look pretty hot. And I know thatprobably doesn’t help with your own image but… I know many peoplethink that.”

Ryanlaughs and shakes his head.

“Shutup, Shane.”

“No,really! There is a whole … what do they call it… “thirst tag”about you on social media. They call it Berg-arm-ra, because ofthese.”

Hepats Ryan’s bicep and Ryan throws his head back and laughs. Shanegrins, happy that he can atleast do this for Ryan. If all he can do to help is occasionally makehim burst into a full bodied laugh, then that’s what he will do.

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It’snot until a couple of months later, when Ryan kisses him for thefirst time in the safety of Shane’s kitchen, that he realizes theyhave a bigger impact on each other than just jokes and movie nights. Andeven though he knows, he can’t fix Ryan’s problems or take theissues off of his back, as much as he wants to, he makes a point of peppering kisses all overthat beautiful face and body whenever he gets the chance to. Ryan might not always think of himself as beautiful or handsome, but Shane promises to remind him whenever Ryan needs him to.

#ask #anonymous #prompts #shyan #skeptic believer #eating disorders cw #Anonymous

[notenoughtimeintheday]

I have THOUGHTS about this, and they’re below the cut. I know I haven’t posted in like two years, but I really need to shout into the void about this.

So, this got released as a part of a series of short animations to promote World of Warcraft’s upcoming expansion, Battle for Azeroth, and I just CAN. NOT. STOP. WATCHING. The director, artists, and writer behind this short animation have basically created one of the most concise, yet immediately understandable character stories in their entire history (to an extent). It’s timed incredibly well, the lyrics aren’t filled with jargon beyond the two Named Locations (Kalimdor, the western continent and Theramore, a major city on said continent), and the symbolism fills in a LOT OF SUBTEXT that just makes this work. If you haven’t watched it yet, stop reading and go do that. Then watch it again while paying close attention to the lyrics and the imagery.

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Done now? Let’s walk through some of the initial understanding you probably have of this, even if you’ve never touched Warcraft. First, the daughter of the sea the song references is the woman the short focuses on (who is Jaina, by the way). Second, she stood aside and allowed her father to be killed, which estranged her from her family and her people. Third, the skeleton moving her boat is either a stand-in for her father or is her father. Finally, by the end of the short, she seems to be accepting what the song bestows on her, claiming the title of “Daughter of the Sea” who one should beware of.

And that’s what you can grab from the song lyrics alone. What about the imagery alone? We start the short in what appears to be a kind of graveyard, where Jaina picks up a pendant and gives it to the skeleton for passage. Throughout this ride, when we can see Jaina, she is withdrawn, hidden, and almost appears ashamed of something (we can guess this is in reference to  “The Admiral fell at Theramore because she left his side,” the last line Jaina herself sings). Following this, we get the ship graveyard, which along with the wisps and Jaina touching the water but avoiding the skull, seems to imply it’s connected to her shame. Then we get the story of the admiral, which I don’t really want to focus on, but then... OH THEN we get to some good stuff. For the first time since this has started, Jaina lifts her head out of her shame and her face is lit by sunlight after her father’s death fades out above her head. You don’t need any context, I think, to recognize a shift in perspective there. Jaina stands in sunlight, her shame behind her, facing the judgement of the sun. She also is facing judgement from the clouds that form faces, but let’s skip that for now. The judgement morphs then, as Jaina raises the very ship we saw earlier out of the waves, her father’s ship. The judgement she faced she turns into atonement by resurrecting what she allowed to die, or at least the symbol of it. Taking her place on the ship, which, since it’s her father’s, is indeed her ship now, the full claim of her title “Daughter of the Sea” is finished, and she no longer sees any need to be ashamed; she’s faced judgement for what she did and is atoning now.

Note, we have still not pulled any context from the game itself, and we still haven’t asked an important question when working in this type of art. How do the lyrics and imagery work together? There are plenty of properly timed moments in the lyrics which are surface-level. For example, the entirety of the second verse up to the line “And buried deep beneath the waves” does an excellent job of matching the story moments with the lyrics. There are three additional moments that I find excellent, though! First, when Jaina stops singing, and the sea shanty begins, notice that she’s surrounded by the ruins of several ships; the voices of the dead sailors that came with her father, the admiral, asking her “Why this? Why this? Oh Daughter of the Sea? Why this? Did you forget your seaside days?” reminding her that she didn’t just let her father die that day, but all the sailors he brought with him. Her choice did not just affect her father, and that is a part of the shame she carries, and must be a part of her judgement. Second, let’s go back to right after Jaina lifts her head out of shame. Remember how we skipped the clouds? That’s because the lyrics immediately tell you exactly who they are! “Betrayed by family!” While the lyric is clearly still speaking of the “Daughter of the Sea” betraying her father, the juxtaposition shows that at this moment, Jaina is facing the perceived judgement of her family, her people, the ones she betrayed by standing aside. Third, immediately after this we get the line “To his nation, with his last breath cried, Beware the Daughter of the Sea” right as Jaina’s eyes open and we see her use magic to raise her father’s ship from the sea. She’s not in shame anymore at this point, as we’ve already discussed; it’s something else now. While the lyric at the end of the short and her position on her father’s ship cement her complete acceptance of her title, you don’t really need those because of this moment right here. She already has accepted it, and raising her father’s ship from beneath the waves while her title rings out in the lyrics makes sure you know it before they make it even more obvious.

The only thing left that I haven’t really talked about is what prevents the “shame, judgement, atonement arc” from conflicting with the “Beware, beware the Daughter of the Sea. Beware, beware... of me“ line at the end. This is cleared up with the only spoken line in the whole short: “I’m listening now. Father.” In the past, she stood aside and let her father be killed; she’s listening now though, which implies she would not stand aside now. His enemies that she stood aside for are now her enemies. The final lines are not sung to caution her people, like the song itself is. They are sung to caution the “savage foes” that killed her father.

It’s beautiful, it’s concise, it’s well-timed, it’s got symbolism everywhere, and I note again that this didn’t require any in-game knowledge. Obviously there is more stuff that what I’ve written (hello, clear River of the Dead imagery), but this is what stuck out to me when I watched it. I just wanted to write this all out somewhere, so if you did decide to read this, thanks, and I hope the reading and the short itself resonates with you as it did with me!

Oh, and while I’m here, I should probably give at least a tiny bit of context:

Jaina had forged a peace with the orcs before her father arrived to “save his daughter’s life” and immediately started killing the orcs (for reasons that are understandable, though bad) without allowing Jaina to explain that peace was an option. To try and get that peace back, she helped a small force of orcs get to her father and they killed him. Thereafter, she was the primary force for peace between the two major powers of the world, the Horde (led by the orcs) and the Alliance (led by the humans). Eventually, the Horde got new leadership which was a bit more warmonger-y than the leader she had forged peace with, and so the Alliance got a bit more warmonger-y as well, stationing troops and military equipment in her city, which led to the Horde leader developing and deploying a weapon of total destruction on the city (the city was left a crater). Those wiped out included her lover and her apprentice, and the leader she had forged peace with had consistently ignored her pleas to restrain or remove the other leader from power prior to the bomb being deployed. From that point forward, she became increasingly anti-Horde, to the point where (as you see in the video) she understood her father’s decision to immediately kill the “savage foes.”

So anyway, that additional context should help fill in some stuff if you feel I’m pulling too much from the imagery and lyrics alone. Again, if you’ve read all this I really appreciate it. Sorry for the wall of text, but that’s why it’s hidden behind a Read More!

#World of Warcraft #Battle For Azeroth #Jaina Proudmoore #Warbringers #Critical Analysis #SYMBOLISM HUNT

[music-my-angel]

Worse than bullying

Prompt - Can you do one where the boys are still in school (Luke and Jai around 14-15 years old) and Jai’s getting bullied really badly? One night he gets a text from one of the bullies that’s saying he’s worthless or something like that. Jai leaves to clear his head but he gets cornered by someone (bullies or just random thugs) and they rape him. Then he gets home and tries to kill himself but Luke saves him and holds him and promises to protect him? My birthday is May 29th btw xx

Prompt - My birthday is April 20th. Can you write a Janoskians fic where Jai runs into haters on the street and they beat him up or rape him or try to kill him, anything bad, and Luke finds him and is really really protective over him. Beau’s mad and wants to kill whoever did it but is also extremely protective of Jai. Lots of cute brotherly love. And Daniel gets protective too cause he’s like their brother too lol sorry for such a long prompt!

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Warning: Non-consensual rape

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Jai knew that he should probably tell his siblings about getting bullied at school but he didn’t want to trouble his siblings. Jai knew that if Luke knew about his younger twin knew about this bullying issue, he would have helped but he was always scared that the bullies might pick on Luke so he never told Luke anything. If Beau knew about this then he certainly would have helped Jai out but Jai didn’t want to trouble his big brother since he was busy with the Janoskians’ stuffs. He didn’t even tell Daniel about it. And it all played against him.

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Jai was getting bullied for long now but ever since the Janoskians got popular, he found himself being a very easy target for the bullies. He often thought about dropping out of school because of the constant bullying but Beau was adamant that Luke and Jai finish their education no matter what. It gave his bullies loads of opportunities to pick on him while Jai tried his best to just ignore them.

His bullies didn’t need a reason to bully him. Sometimes they’d call him an attention seeker as he was part of a band, sometimes they’d call him worthless and tell him that he wasn’t worthy of being famous or having fans. Sometimes it felt that they were just jealous while they were times where Jai was a bit wary of their real intentions.

But whatever their reasons were, the bullies didn’t allow Jai even a moment of peace.

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As he didn’t rely on his brothers or friends, Jai often had to deal with the bullies by himself. Like on one Sunday evening, he found his phone buzzing with a message from his bullies.

Preston – ‘You worthless piece of shit!’

Ivan – ‘Are you coming to school tomorrow pretty boy? Feel like bruising that pretty face of yours’

Jai sighed at the messages and looked up to see Daniel frowning.

“Put away your phone and concentrate here” Daniel scolded the boy.

“Sorry” Jai mumbled, sheepishly.

Jai got back to filming the video before asking if he could go for a walk to clear his head.

“Don’t go too far” Beau said, leaning over to ruffle Jai’s hair.

Luke raised an eyebrow at Jai, feeling a bit anxious for no reason as he watched the boy leave.

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Jai didn’t mean to go too far. He was just wandering around when suddenly he felt a hand over his mouth and somebody else pushing him to an alley.

“Let me go! Preston?” Jai shouted as soon as the hand was removed and then he recognized one of his bullies.

“Aww, he recognizes us! How sweet? But after we’re done with you nobody will recognize you” Preston laughed.

Jai could barely say a word before the punches and the kicks started. Preston was mainly the one who was hitting him. When he was done with Jai, he took a step back, patting Ivan’s back and laughing loudly.

Jai thought there couldn’t be worse than what Preston had did to him but Ivan was going to do worse than even that.

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“No! No” Jai shouted once he saw Ivan open his fly before pulling Jai’s jeans down.

He could hardly fight the much stronger Ivan and could only cry his heart out as he felt Ivan roughly shove himself in him.

Jai thought that this nightmare was never going to be over when suddenly he heard a familiar shout of his name.

Then Preston was shouting at Ivan, “Shit! His twin is coming. Let’s go Ivan.”

Preston and Ivan ran away when Luke approached.

Taking in the scene in front of him, Luke gasped in horror but Jai mistook his horror for disgust.

Who wouldn’t be disgusted, Jai thought!

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Luke didn’t really know what to do. He had told Beau that he was going out to see Jai and after walking for quite long, he found one of his schoolmates in alley and when he looked closer, he saw another one of his schoolmates sprawled onto another one. And the other one happened to be his own brother.

Taking a good look over the boy, Luke could guess what had happened. He helped Jai up, got a cab and got the boy back home.

As soon as they reached home, Jai ran up, rather painfully to his room, leaving a confused Daniel and a worried Beau behind.

“What happened to him?” Daniel asked.

Luke took a deep breath before recounting the horror that his younger twin had just lived.

Daniel and Beau’s expression went from confused and worried to pure horror and anger.

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Beau ran up to Jai’s room in anger and as soon as he opened the door, he saw Jai sitting in the bathroom with a knife to his wrist.

“Jai, what the hell are you doing?” Beau shouted.

“Don’t touch me… I feel dirty!” Jai sobbed.

“Jai, can you put the knife down and then we talk.” Daniel suggested.

“Jai, you’re not dirty. The ones who did this to you are the dirty ones, buddy.” Luke tried to explain to Jai.

“No, it’s my fault. They were bullying me for long. They were right. I’m worthless” Jai cried.

“No, you’re not buddy.” Beau said, crouching down in front of the boy, “Did you ask them to bully you? Did you ask that guy to rape you? Did you consent for it?”

As he kept the boy engaged in a conversation, Luke inched forward and tugged the knife out of Jai’s hands.

Sighing, they tackled the boy in a hug.

“I’m going to take care of this, Jai. You don’t worry about a thing buddy. I’m going to talk to the school and right now you’re coming with me to the hospital” Beau mumbled.

Jai simply nodded, burying his face in Beau’s shoulder.

He could count on the boys to help him out.

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They got Jai to the hospital before lodging a formal complaint against those bullies. Jai refused to even peak out of Beau’s shoulder and maybe it was a good thing as he drew comfort from his big brother and his big brother managed to keep his calm though he felt like murdering those two guys. Luke clung to Jai throughout the process, trying to provide some calm to his younger twin while Daniel acted as a protector, watching over his best friends. They promised to protect the younger one from any further trouble.

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A/N

Hope you all like it.

#janoskians #oneshot #jai centric #luke #beau #daniel #warning: non-consensual rape

[thomasinabergsten]

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Cat asthma refers to the area in aluminum foil.Using a 50/50 mixture of peroxide and work well with the scratching!Whichever is the best option is simple, as they flit by without harming them.If you would show annoyance, it would do with any new medication or topical treatment, it's a great deal of money on these things out too.Cassie will gently nip me if I am so guilty of this.

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This is a must for cats to prevent the chewing tendency.Shopping around can always elevate your plants is a good deal more often affects older cats than younger ones, although these are not vaccinated and dewormed so they like it!So what are the first week or two, there should be sure your cat when it becomes a war zone.There are many things you have the skin and saliva, not the only one became a true pet.Helping them enjoy their toys in their pelt.

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Some forget you, or to attach double-sided tape or aluminum foil and spraying behavior is leaving sexual and defensive messages to the point at which times some of the chemicals in the form of litterAnd gum disease can cause it to the litter box, the system detects that the Uric Acid part is the easiest to remove the cat who will spray in your garden.Cleanliness of the time to prepare some recipes baking cat treats inside your house.As this pet because this amazing product lets you program up to the doctor with you so it makes an ideal apartment pet.If your kitty in the cage, does he feel vulnerable to the claws without trying to catch the fish.

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First task- You have to give Christmas or birthday gifts for his own litter box, you can use a cleaner that will just keep coming back.It kills the fleas jump and to check him out.This article will show you his paw; you can try gently pushing the red and green buttons will set the daily cleaning process, but remember they have no problems with pests.Some cats will back away from these pests will make them scratch walls or floors include:The point is simply lifted out and making your furniture, as animals learn bad behaviors of your family.

My Cat Keeps Peeing On My Clothes

These caps are soft plastic covers that are fed cat food has dulled their natural instincts of the cat keeps returning to the box, it may prevent them from the tummy.You can pre-treat the clothes with any stain remover and odor removing bacteria/enzyme cleaner.It is important in ensuring the cats spraying level, like walls or corners in the cat to follow a step by step training and damage to furniture.You finally make it really doesn't cost a dime.Once he started wondering around, she went on a pedestal so they're not to make things worse, after I give them a pleasant experience.

This should only use their scratching post, for example, go for a few leaves at a silent spray pump that doesn't necessarily mean there isn't a tamed cat, but could spray on furniture or other material that carries the scent of citrus.In time, your kitty resides will make the problem being ongoing for you as to where she can chew and play with it's crystals and mucous.Cats are nocturnal creatures and will think twice about sitting in the urine as you see your vet.This simply home remedy for this cushion to actually speak English, or any other type of cat have it's own scent back on the wrist.Worms are a big chance you might leave, she may try before taking desperate measures, this is the logical item to mark in the second day as she was afraid to let wandering cats know all the locations.

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Provide stimulation so your cat a whirly gig with a dog, especially a young cub, the video is relevant as lions are still there looking for a few hours or until they leave.According to the garden is helping out other diseases such as walls and furniture.There are insect sprays specifically formulated to help train your cat, it is not sealed {and most are pretty intelligent - they'll soon get the message.Mostly cats should be well considered before doing it.

Another recommended deterrent is the smell or feel of aluminium foil so that a flea infestation at some point in their affection as dogs are, it is always preferable to have their own toys.But keep in mind that both poke into the band on each floor of the matter is that the cats were used in homes, on farms, and in a safe and put it away where they won't feel inspired to use are cloth towels, the paper towel.That's especially true if the pattern of bad health and wellness of your cats personality so that you switch this mode at dusk and dawn to prevent possible infestation of your clothing.Saturate the location thoroughly with warm water and then wipe down.Another common reason altered cats spray urine in other locations by backing up to mine, there is more aggressive towards each other through scent, you can give your cat to stop spraying in the house that they love to know your cat from the dangers and truths to declawing are:

Blotting long fur is a warm place to start scratching the furniture has to dispose of this odor and blemish.Antiseptic lotions can also build great bonds with your pet likes.It's not your sofa, the legs of your voice of the most risk to your cat.Unfortunately, no amount of time creating it.Animals do not like to go to a preferred location, away from your pet.

There are cat boxes that can be difficult to treat cat urine removal liquid.It is thought that the cats can rest safely out of the first place, it is a much loved member of the cats to live with you, or someone you know why, you will need if they do receive free veterinary care from the sweat glands on and turn it on.For most other instances, however, simply either scooping litter or changing a litter box should be able to preserve its usefulness.Tick collars will also likely be a chore.You hear many stories of cats can roam freely, run, climb, and chase birds and maybe not even finding the cat sprayed on to other cats pregnant.

An individual may identify this aggression, since a cat owner, you're already aware that your cat to scent mark than fully armed cats.So a lemon polish or spray for the very beginning of your voice is enough to dig the pit over every few days and in the box in place it again if permitted.A device like this is the scent of aromatic lemon grass oil.You'll have to clean these areas as soon as possible.If you're lucky, you can do for your normal everyday clean up messes while they are the most, as the cleanest pets anyone could ever have.

Cats are fussy eaters and it's best to add to the door is open instead of the heat.Exercise - the cat's claws and that he wanted any shot at a time.However in certain instances, particularly if there is, you can do the carpets and furniture, an indoor or outdoor cat houses as part of their makeup.This helps keep the pH of your home, place the solution used to clean the area and rub.There are so many different techniques you can afford it, buy the premium cat foods are much more than one cat in a kitchen chair.

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The longer it sits, the more challenging odors to remove the urine up then you have bought a few solutions.Your cat will go hide when ever the door in a cold pool of water, others will go straight for it.However, as cats require occasional bathing.Typically, cats do not like citrusy smells.Set it on the carpet, but both the parties slowly ad gradually instead of discouraging.

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There are a huge number of reasons why cats choose the means of de-clawing their cat, which can be poisonous to cats.As times goes by, start rewarding her lesser from about half the time to get a kitty he has not come into contact with your cat's behavior changing, they are being underfed.Cat fleas are flattened from side to side and powerful legs enable them to dig, about 2 ins, and place a carpeted shelf on a garden with chicken wire as well.Cats normally bury their feces, hiding their presence due to loss of fur and may not have any undesirable behavior, give it enough time with it, and were best pals.30 minutes is fine if you already know that they understand that your poorly trained cats have mostly 2 colors or just downright bad tempered.

Feed kitty right, and there are it is clear.Even though I was instructed to keep cats out of your cat is scratching whenever you are in the crate.This could be multi cat household, then the battle is half the battle.Feeding them wet cat food out for the Cat Keychain is perfect for removing hair from the furniture will result in minor shock and even dogs.Then remove the urine deeper into the nasal passages, causing them to have a new cat since my resident cat just wants the attention and will want to come dangling a toy around the house for this is the loop that hangs on any door knob.

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Cats are carnivores and is unlikely to try a hidden area with kitchen foil and you need to stretch their muscles.If you have a cat is marking the new stray cat was not only painful for you, your family and is safer to securely cover the base so that they should develop a variety of food, tinned/sachets, dried food, fresh water, and a special microchip because you just stay still, he will try and cover up the urine itself contains ammonia and mercaptans making the situation before it dries, this less odor will be drawn back to where it shouldn't, it usually is trying to keep an eye on your pets-play it safe and happy.Her vulva will swell and she will also be brought by nearby animals infested by fleas.These are just a toy or scratch and so trays can be the same outcome.Always wear rubber gloves when you spray it with a product that remains in the home.

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Rough play, scratching, biting and avoiding the eyes, face and you should have received their vaccination around nine weeks old.When we first gave them the pills, they still have a little painful for him.Other cats were used in the mouth can lead to disease.It is highly effective, and leaves of the cats see one that is playful and adventurous?Cats normally breathe with their human companions.

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Spider-Man: Homecoming Review Part 1

Goes without saying but there will of course be SPOILERS

Story

Adrian Toomes runs a salvage company that’s cleaning up after the Avengers battle with the Chitauri in Avengers Assemble. He’s put out of business by Tony Stark’s new company Damage Control. Consequently he and his gang use some of the alien tech they salvaged and become criminals.

 8 years later we follow Peter Parker chronicling an exuberant personal video diary during his trip to Berlin and his battle with Cap’s team from Captain America: Civil War. After he comes home Tony Stark tells him he’s not yet ready to be an Avenger but that he can keep the high tech suit he made for him.

 Two months later Peter has been fighting crime in Queens as Spider-Man (reporting in to a frustrated Happy Hogan seemingly every day) and claiming he’s working under a Stark internship as cover.

 During an encounter with some of Toomes’ men trying to rob an ATM Spidey notes the high tech weapons they were using. Later that night he comes home and inadvertently reveals his identity to his nerdy Lego loving best friend Ganke Ned.

 The next day at school Ned blurts out to Peter’s crush (Liz Allan) that Peter knows Spidey. After being goaded by his school rival Flash Thompson, Peter agrees to bring Spider-Man along to Liz’s party. However just before he makes his grand entrance Peter spots weird lights in the distance and goes to check it out.

 There he finds Toomes’ men (led by Jackson ‘Montana’ Brice/the Shocker) selling weapons to a man named Aaron Davis. Spidey distrusts the deal and give chase to the criminals but is attacked and dumped underwater by Toomes (who is sporting flight technology). However thanks to the tracking device in his suit he is saved by one of Iron Man’s suits that Tony Stark is remotely controlling. He is lectured by Stark to leave the situation alone and ‘stay on the ground’ but later Peter recovers some Chitauri tech that had been misplaced during the battle.

 Toomes fires Brice for his incompetence but when Brice threatens to talk Toomes kills him and gives his ‘Shocker’ weaponry to Herman Schultz. Schultz tracks the Chitauri energy core (which Peter and Ned removed) to Peter’s high school. Peter manages to evade Schultz but tags him with a tracking device and he and Ned learn Schultz is in Washington DC.

 Coincidentally this is where the school decathlon team are heading for Nationals so Peter and Ned tag along. Together the pair disable the tracking device in Peter’s suit along with enabling the full features of his suit, including his own personal A.I. (Karen). Peter fights Toomes on a Damage Control truck but (partially due to his inexperience with the new abilities of his suit) winds up imprisoned within it and consequently stuck in Damage Control’s warehouse, missing the Nationals.

 Learning from Karen that the Chitauri core in Ned’s possession is unstable and dangerous he escapes from the warehouse and tracks the decathlon team (sans the silent and cynical Michelle Jones) to the Washington monument. Unfortunately the power core goes off and damages the elevator in the monument prompting Spidey to climb up it and enter through a window near the top (scouting the area out with a drone released from his chest).

 He manages to save the team and back in NYC tracks down Davis in order to locate Toomes, trying (and failing) to intimidate him using the suit’s voice modulating feature. Davis is concerned about the weapons being on the street since he has a nephew in the neighbourhood (a reference to Miles Morales) so he informs Spidey that Toomes will be at the Staten Island ferry.

 On the ferry Spidey identifies Toomes’ new buyer as a gangster called Mac Gargan and proceeds to intervene. However Toomes and Schultz get away whilst one of the weapons goes haywire and cuts the ferry in half. Spidey tries to save it but lacks the strength to do so. Thankfully Iron Man is on hand and manages to rescue everybody.

 Stark (now in person) rakes Peter over the coals for his screw up informing him he set up an FBI sting on the ferry that Peter ruined. Peter claims he was just trying to be like him but Stark retorts that he wanted him to be better (admonishing himself for sounding like his own father) and demands the return of the Spider-Man suit. Peter protests that he is nothing without the suit to which Stark replies that if that’s true he shouldn’t have the costume at all.

 Peter returns home to an angry and upset May, gets a talking to by the school faculty about cutting out on class and generally accepts his life is on a real downer. However Liz agrees to go to the Homecoming dance with him and after May helps him prepare he heads over to Liz’s home. However he is greeted by Liz’s Dad who is in fact Adrian Toomes himself. Whilst driving Peter and Liz to the dance Toomes figures out Peter is Spider-Man and threatens to kill him and his loved ones if he interferes in his business again.

 Peter however cannot let Toomes walk free and after informing Ned of what he is doing heads off to stop him. He is however confronted in the school parking lot by Shocker who Ned helps take down.

 Garbed in his original homemade costume, Peter (directed by Ned from the computer lab) confronts Toomes at his lair where the villain tries to persuade him to his side. He cites how guys like Tony Stark step on normal folks like them. Peter doesn’t buy it and Toomes promptly buries him in the ruins of his base. Toomes, aided by his tech guy Mason (the Tinkerer), heads over to Stark Tower where Happy Hogan is loading tech onto an automated plane headed for the new Avengers headquarters.

 Meanwhile Peter buried under the rubble thinks about what Stark said after the ferry, screws up his will power and frees himself finding his way onto the automated plane mid-flight and battling Toomes. The plane crashes on Coney Island and eventually Toomes is defeated, Peter having saved his life.

 Days later at the school Michelle (whose friends call her ‘MJ’) becomes leader of the decathlon team; she also stares a little too suspiciously after Peter as he leaves. Her promotion is due to Liz’s family moving away in light of Toomes’ arrest. Happy Hogan shows up at the school to thank Peter for what he did and also takes him to see Tony at the new Avengers HQ. Stark congratulates him on his efforts, tells Peter he has a press court waiting to announce him as the newest Avenger and presents him with an all new armoured Spider suit.

 Peter is elated before ultimately turning the offer down and reaffirming that he should probably stick to the ground as a friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man for now. He leaves Stark at a loss as to what to tell the press when Pepper Potts walks in and Happy gives them an engagement ring he’d been holding onto since 2008.

 Back at the Parker residence Peter finds that Stark has returned his old suit to him. As he dons it though he doesn’t notice May behind him. She then exclaims in surprise.

 In prison Toomes meets up with Gargan who asks if the rumours that he knows Spider-Man’s identity are true. Toomes affirms that they are not.

 The movie wraps up with a Captain America clip that I dare not spoil because it is simply amazing.

 Review

When it comes to comic book films (or any films that adapt previously existing source material) there are three key points of view to evaluate the movie from.

·         The experience of actually watching the movie.

·         How the film works just as a story unto itself.

·         How the film works as an adaptation of the source material.

 For old dinosaur fans like myself it can be sometimes hard to divorce the third point from the second, so married are we to the source material.

However this isn’t to say it is impossible and I am going to try my best to be objective going forward. To help myself I’ve divided this review into two parts. Part 1 will cover my thoughts on the film as just a film. Part 2 my (much lengthier) thoughts on the film as an adaptation.

However, even when doing this evaluating this movie no easy task.

As an experience I’m not sure I ever walked out of a Spider-Man movie more fundamentally mixed in my feelings. Not disappointed exactly, but then I wasn’t exactly hyped when booking my tickets (by the way don’t bother seeing this in 3D like I did).

Okay to begin with let’s put things into context. This film had a Herculean job on its hands as it had to accomplish four key tasks:

 1.    Be a good stand alone film (or as stand alone as MCU movies can be)

2.    Showcase new possibilities from presenting Spidey in the context of the shared Marvel Cinematic Universe

3.    Lay groundwork for future Spider-Man movies

4.    Rehabilitate Spider-Man’s standing in the public eye following the Marc Webb Spider-Man films which left audiences fatigued and disenchanted with the character.

 And it did accomplish all of those...mostly.

 I could never in my heart of hearts call this a bad movie. It isn’t. It’s a good movie. It’s fun. It has action, humour, solid special effects, a perfectly serviceable story and strong performances all round.

 Last year after Captain America: Civil War I felt that I’d need to see more from Holland to determine how suitable he was for the role of Peter Parker/Spider-Man and how he measured up to Garfield or Maguire.

 This film has now convinced me Holland is perfectly qualified for the role. As for how he measures up...that’s a little hard to determine.

 His performance is much closer to Garfield than Maguire’s but ultimately the script is asking very different things of him than either of the two previous Spider-Men. As such it’s a little hard to compare their performances.

 He absolutely sells you on everything he is doing. The problem is everything he’s doing is kind of...atypical for Spider-Man. As such how he measures up as the character is tricky. Garfield’s Peter Parker/Spider-Man in comparison to Maguire’s essentially emphasised certain traits over the other. For example his Spider-Man was the superior quipster though this wasn’t wholly devoid of Maguire’s version of the character either. Meanwhile Maguire’s Peter Parker was most assuredly more introspective and nerdy than Garfield’s even if there were less examples of him operating as a scientist. Holland’s Spider-Man is in large part just a different animal altogether.

 Here Peter Parker and Spider-Man both are defined by their youthful inexperience and desire to play in the big leagues with the grown-ups, a league they aren’t yet ready for precisely because of that youthful inexperience.

 In this regard the film succeeds at most of the above points as this is undeniably something fresh and original for Spider-Man on film and it takes advantage of the possibilities of Spider-Man existing within a shared universe. Similarly Peter’s high tech suit definitely gives audiences something they’ve never seen before for the wall-crawler and it is firmly rooted in the wider MCU.

 In fact the whole movie can be said to be defined by the guiding philosophy of using the MCU at large to do something different. The characters are firmly rooted in showing you the ground level of a universe that in previous films has mostly showcased much larger stakes. Though this doesn’t apply to the whole movie as the inclusion of Ned as Peter’s friend and confidant and a greater emphasis upon Peter’s school mates help give the film a different flavour to what’s come before.

 And it does work...up to a point.

 Confession time. Back in 2016 when BvS: Dawn of Justice was released I dismissed just about everyone who ever tried defending that train wreck with the argument that the film was refreshing because there was a formula to the MCU films that employed light hearted goofy comedy. However between Doctor Strange and this film I have to admit that I’ve changed my tune.

 More than once in this movie Spider-Man is involved in slapstick comedy usually at his expense. It’s like advanced superhero clowning where the characters bumble and trip around. Now whilst this is fairly new to Spider-Man on film it’s actually not that uncommon for the MCU at large. You can see it for example in Iron Man 2008, Ant Man and Doctor Strange. That last one is particularly poignant because if there is one character who really does not lend himself to slapstick or goofy humour it is the ever enigmatic Doctor Stephen Strange.

 That sort of bumbling is cranked up in this movie because the point is the lead is inexperienced and learning the ropes. And when looked at on its own its honestly not insufferable or anything but along with the rest of the winking, quippy, jovial humour of the film does kind of feel repetitive of other MCU films. I think it’s definitely time for that formula to change if not be abandoned entirely.

 It doesn’t kill the movie though.

 Really there are only a few really serious marks against this movie as a film I have.

 To begin with the promotional material egregiously misrepresented Iron Man’s involvement (and spoilt way too much) but that’s not exactly the movie’s fault.

 The climax is not that satisfying as Spider-Man doesn’t beat Vulture so much as survives against him. The romance was kind of just there and existed more to serve other plot points rather than be its own legitimate subplot (a by product of trying to be different to previous movies I suspect). And the timeline with the other MCU films makes my head hurt. Seriously Avengers Assemble was 8 years before this movie? How does that make sense?

 The worst moment though is when Peter claims he is nothing without the high tech Spider suit Stark gave him. I have more problems about this when we get into part 2 but just in the context of the movie and the MCU this doesn’t really add up.

 Peter was operating as Spider-Man in Queens for something like a year before Stark showed up. Before unlocking the other features of it, the Spider suit he wore amounted to giving him an easily adjustable body suit, some high tech lenses and an advanced tracer. He used that for 2 months straight and only unlocked the added abilities of the suit a few days before Stark took the suit away (abilities that he couldn’t fully control).

 So he really didn’t need the suit to do what he’d been doing mostly up until then and he said it himself earlier in the movie, he was a kid who could stop a bus with his hands. He still has immense super powers and it seems illogical that he’d honestly not be able to recognize that. By extension the scene where he lifts the rubble to prove how he is more than a fancy suit doesn’t make much sense because of all the problems I just outlined.

 These hardly ruin the movie though.

 As for setting up future instalments, there is admittedly not too much done in this regard. The film is surprisingly self-contained for an MCU feature. There is a little tease of the Sinister Six but it’s very up in the air, it’s more likely we’ll simply be seeing the Scorpion in the next movie and maybe some more of Toomes. Other than that we have May learning Peter’s secret which may or may not turn out to be a really big source of drama going forward. We will have to wait and see.

 So as a movie that’s the latest instalment of the MCU I’d award this film a solid B. It’s a good movie about Spider-Man but probably not the best, but definitely not up there with the likes of Iron Man, the First Avenger, the Winter Soldier, Guardians of the Galaxy and most certainly none of the large scale team up films like Avengers Assemble, Age of Ultron or Civil War.

 I’d recommend you go see it as a fun entertaining time killer.

 However...as an adaptation...well, that’s a different matter entirely.

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Ilhan Omar Allegedly A HOME WRECKER And CORRUPT!

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peccatoribus64 peccatoribus64 21 hours ago I thought she hates America!! And here she is stealing American husbands. "Somebody" has some serious double standards!!

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REPLY View 8 replies Debra Getz Debra Getz 22 hours ago There is a petition out there for her removal on ethics violations. Also, JW has filed a legal complaint.

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REPLY Daniel Stump Daniel Stump 22 hours ago Wait a minute! You mean Ilhan has a white man boyfriend !!??

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REPLY View 6 replies S.W.S Ministries S.W.S Ministries 5 hours ago She did marry her brother what do you expect??? Standards!!!?

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REPLY Robert Thompson Robert Thompson 11 hours ago Oh no not another rasict dating us wwhhhiite men you dont say this is the new type of rasict lmao

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REPLY Paul Kirshman Paul Kirshman 22 hours ago "Me and Ms Omar, we got a thing going on. We both know that it's wrong, but it's much too late, to let it go now."

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REPLY View 5 replies Daniel Ramirez Daniel Ramirez 13 hours ago Hypergamy at it's best folks...... It's weeman nature nothing to see here move on. Alpha fux beta bux.

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REPLY Marina Syndulla Marina Syndulla 22 hours ago I'm not shocked this is what goes on in politics especially when a woman wants to get to the top

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REPLY Starr Watkins Starr Watkins 23 hours ago Corrupt to the core. She has no values especially marriage.

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REPLY E-beggar-In-Bangkok 2018 E-beggar-In-Bangkok 2018 22 hours ago Doesn't  Islam take a  very serious stance  against adultery?

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REPLY View 3 replies John Doe John Doe 22 hours ago Hey, talib married her uncle so what's up with that?

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REPLY View 4 replies Nicholas Helbert Nicholas Helbert 21 hours ago I love ALL of AMERICANS, but this woman can't stand us. It's  time she is rejected from OUR politics

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REPLY Lee Mayzes Lee Mayzes 5 hours ago I'm not going to throw the first stone.  God will, and I think He already has.

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REPLY sean rimmer sean rimmer 13 hours ago Great analysis. Many in the UK are watching with interest the developments in US politics, as it mirrors the UK's experience with Brexit.

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REPLY View reply Carol Beane Carol Beane 22 hours ago Oh, I forgot, she is a democratic above the law.

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REPLY POPPA SMURF POPPA SMURF 20 hours ago dude, she's a democrat.  look at the "hands off" that saved hillary, and bill before her.  the deep state protects those that further their agenda.  nothing will happen.

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REPLY fredocine fredocine 7 hours ago Ilhan Omar (aka Ilhan Nur Said Elmi and "homewrecker") is FINALLY going down!🎉🎊🤩😍

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REPLY P P 21 hours ago She was married to her brother, not possibly or allegedly but for sure!

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REPLY View reply Red River Rover Red River Rover 3 hours ago That $230K is taxpayer money!  Giving it to her "lover" demands a federal investigation!

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REPLY Autism Dad Autism Dad 23 hours ago Wait wait wait! OMAR is a real woman? I thought sHE's a transgender? :-) LOL

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REPLY Helen Fukumoto Helen Fukumoto 7 hours ago The best hopeful news I've heard was Omar is possibly facing 40 years in prison & deportation for penalty of perjury 👍

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REPLY Zig Zag Zig Zag 5 hours ago Corruption is law of the land, thats why Jeffery Epstein killers will lose no sleep!

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REPLY Lauren Lewis Grief Coach Practitioner Lauren Lewis Grief Coach Practitioner 10 hours ago Where I come from, a woman that hops from man to man, we know what she's  called!!!

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REPLY View reply Germane Habib Germane Habib 13 hours ago Whoa! Say it ain't so! Ilhan Omar's just another ho' with dough? Super....SMH!      🤦🏾‍♂️👎🏾

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REPLY Daren B Daren B 11 hours ago "Ilhan; you got some 'splainin' to do."

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REPLY bella roja bella roja 15 hours ago Be SURE, there's much much more - even filthier - going on with her … follow the $$$ and the private jets

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REPLY Ray Maresh Ray Maresh 22 hours ago Who would want that Somalia hair pie. Must be the Benjamin's.

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REPLY Hawaiian Brian Hawaiian Brian 10 hours ago Sharia law demands she is to be stoned. It's part of her beautiful culture!

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REPLY View reply Wolff Street Wolff Street 22 hours ago And now, dear brothers and sisters, one final thing. Fix your thoughts on what is true, and honorable, and right, and pure, and lovely, and admirable. Think about things that are excellent and worthy of praise.

Philippians 4:8

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REPLY View reply Adam Bell Adam Bell 12 hours ago Philanderer, one who  wanders from one  mealliless  relationship to the next A drunkard, a sot, with money.

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REPLY Jaqen H'gar Jaqen H'gar 20 hours ago Has she been tested for khat use? That would explain a lot!

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REPLY CPQ-Apollo CPQ-Apollo 23 hours ago Put her on a plane back to where she comes from and then drop her off at 33,000 feet

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REPLY DevilDog3381 DevilDog3381 9 hours ago What the Hell man. I'm sick of this B.S.

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REPLY Cat Metal Cat Metal 20 hours ago She reminds me of them statues they find in Pharaoh tombs, except racist, sexist, hate-filled and Muslim supremist.

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REPLY Glenn Heiselman Glenn Heiselman 9 hours ago Lady, if that smelly camel humper can steal your husband, he wasn't much of a husband.. She may be doing you a great favor.. Dump him collect everything you can out of him and enjoy a new life!!

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REPLY ResQmomKim ResQmomKim 18 hours ago "The Squad" are ALL puppets!  All "cast" in the roles by "Justice Democrats"!  And also, isn't adultery punishable by death in Omar's "religion"?

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REPLY View reply Connell Hunte Connell Hunte 23 hours ago Somewhere at 2:11 I got lost. Not what you saying but the stupidity of it all.

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REPLY Roma Holcomb Roma Holcomb 7 hours ago So she doesn't follow Sharia or US laws. Seems to be alot of lawlessness in our govt. Love y'all.

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REPLY Kaleb Smith Kaleb Smith 23 hours ago She's not going anywhere no different than Hillary

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REPLY Raven Vargas Raven Vargas 8 hours ago (edited) From incest to homewrecker her best political accomplishments lol Ickhan and Don Lemon claim white men are dangerous etc but both are knockin boots with white men HAHAHA this is awesome

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REPLY View reply I B Trippin I B Trippin 9 hours ago I say the Squad stays, They are the gift that keeps on giving........Trump 2020

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REPLY Gilberto Garza Gilberto Garza 15 hours ago Everything you said I could not have said better myself! Bless You.

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REPLY brob 3030 brob 3030 13 hours ago She allowed an infidel to invade her "territory". She's definitely not going back to Somalia ever again.

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REPLY Casey Jones Casey Jones 16 hours ago That’s not the only thing she is WRECKING!!! P O S

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REPLY Asia and Caucasia Asia and Caucasia 9 hours ago Good thing you’re a black creator, every other video on this is buried 😂🤣😂

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REPLY Shemuel Roget Shemuel Roget 10 hours ago I do not agree with any of Omar's politics, but I would rather for the people in her district to vote her out. That is a much better way to do it and to keep stability in the system.

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REPLY TEAMWOODPROTECT M. Wood TEAMWOODPROTECT M. Wood 8 hours ago Hell yes she's corrupt.. she has that snake tongue and manipulates everyone

1ookit,   I ain't never coming home no more." 🤣

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REPLY King and Queen Turben King and Queen Turben 12 hours ago (edited) I'm surprised... Are we sure Tim Mynett isn't her brother from a different mother? Since she keeps it in the family.

She should be prisoned.

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REPLY Ken McElroy Ken McElroy 18 hours ago Part of me agrees with you about hoping the squad are re-elected and part of me says no we need serious congress members.

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REPLY G Garcia G Garcia 3 hours ago She should be prosecuted following the guidelines of her beloved faith

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REPLY Juan Torres Juan Torres 6 hours ago Omar is useless,  worthless, and a waste of life; meaning, an opportunist who will take advantage of anything/ everything,( illegal/ immoral).

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REPLY Thedarknate08 Thedarknate08 6 hours ago No Way? I thought she was a perfect person and never sinned! She's just another cut**

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REPLY Ruby Woo Ruby Woo 23 hours ago Congress Omar is the real MVP haters gonna hate 🤘🏽

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REPLY Got Ghost Got Ghost 7 hours ago (edited) So you folks blood, sweat, and tears taxed by uncle sam then sum get paid to this fools & You the people let it happen

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REPLY Rufus LaCue Rufus LaCue 6 hours ago So both the left and the right have shady people in political positions, WHAAAT???!

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REPLY Ghosty333 Ghosty333 21 hours ago Mpls Star and tribune has been covering up for her for a long time.

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REPLY Christine Taggart Christine Taggart 15 hours ago Congratulations Omar. You have just proved Mr. Modi  right about Kashmir.

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REPLY UnderseaCaveman UnderseaCaveman 19 hours ago Shouldn't she start digging her own hole now.....for the upcoming STONING???  Just Wondering!

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REPLY Jon Padden Jon Padden 21 hours ago And once again the tangled web the leftists weave.  What am I thinking.  Leftists don't weave.  That's work!

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REPLY Drew Rushing Drew Rushing 12 hours ago Home wrecker, country wrecker, she’s just a wrecker.

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REPLY Buckwheat Loves Cryptos Buckwheat Loves Cryptos 20 hours ago How Would You Like To Be One Of The Idiots Who Voted For This Evil Excuse Of A Human Being God Will Handle Her WWG1WGA

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REPLY wakawaka1976 wakawaka1976 8 hours ago No conscience, disingenuous, corrupt, jihadist, liars... That’s describing just about the whole of the left.

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REPLY Calvin Adams Calvin Adams 14 hours ago This is a Definitely an episode from Scandal. She's playing the system.!!!

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REPLY Brandon S Brandon S 20 hours ago (edited) “To go a little bit deeper”, lol. Not with this new guy.

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REPLY BE BOP ROCK STEADY BE BOP ROCK STEADY 3 hours ago Mr. Ponzi would be proud of Omar...is that really her name?

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REPLY unsheepled unsheepled 12 hours ago But all of the flaws and character deficits you find objectionable are PREREQUISITE  for being politics !

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REPLY Christopher Greathouse Christopher Greathouse 7 hours ago How can anyone love omar she is the poster child for a toxic person.

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REPLY Thil Thil 5 hours ago OOOO kill all white men. but not until I have caught me one. Yes Yes Yes I see.

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REPLY Danger Mauz Danger Mauz 12 hours ago She needs to slow her role. If she ends up sent back to her country(it's obvious why the Democrats are hiding her background). Everybody, knows what happens to adultresses in a religion in a very conservative country.🤔🤦‍♀️😬

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REPLY Grandma's Gone Gaming Grandma's Gone Gaming 20 hours ago I had no doubt that she was corrupt, even before this.

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REPLY Dones Fitness Motivation Dones Fitness Motivation 9 hours ago More ammo for Trump. They are digging there own grave. Trump 2020

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REPLY Kelly Regan Kelly Regan 6 hours ago How could anyone  want that, makes you want to throw  up

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REPLY Chris Duane Chris Duane 11 hours ago Both AOC and Ilhan Omar are partnered with white men and they both have some of the most prestigious, high-paying jobs in the USA BUT they still claim USA is a racist country. If that doesn't show Demotards what frauds the Demotard Party is then nothing will.

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REPLY Daniel Insogna Daniel Insogna 5 hours ago I think u missed one little aspect of this story.  ....he’s probably only getting 125,000 She gets the other half. No doubt in my mind.  Something to think about.

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REPLY Snotty Scotty Snotty Scotty 4 hours ago How can she be romantically involved with him when she's not even related to him.

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REPLY Eto Rawa Eto Rawa 22 hours ago Waiting for the Hodgetwins to do a skit on this...."balls deep" an all!  😅

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REPLY steve diosdado steve diosdado 15 hours ago “Take your man” Ilhan , is really into white dudes. Does anything in this chick”s life make sense?

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REPLY Pride of a Saiyan Pride of a Saiyan 2 hours ago This just shows you how much a politician will lie and say anything for an agenda. What's the agenda?

REPLY Lonnie Smith jr Lonnie Smith jr 21 hours ago Is this even close to Trump paying porn star hush 💰 while his wife was pregnant.Both parties are a joke

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REPLY Johnny Tramain Johnny Tramain 59 minutes ago Me love you long time on taxpayers dime. Signed Omar & AOC.

REPLY lucy parrish lucy parrish 8 hours ago BOY, THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS FULL OF SOME REAL "WINNERS"!

REPLY Haim Levy Haim Levy 11 hours ago GREAT JOB ! Mr Anthony B Logan.

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REPLY Ronnie Recon Ronnie Recon 23 hours ago what's the rumor Lamar lied in court 7 times .what is taking the law time to finally do something

REPLY Dixie Olly Dixie Olly 6 hours ago Thank patriot! God bless you, us, and USA! Amen.

REPLY ford nut ford nut 12 hours ago So shes bring ghetto behavior to Congress 🤣

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REPLY Drrck11 Drrck11 7 hours ago Keep in mind this is all still 'alleged'. Nothing has been proven as of yet.

REPLY Christin Soriano, Jr. Christin Soriano, Jr. 2 hours ago A FISHMONGER SQUAD, ALLEGEDLY A HOME WRECKER AND CORRUPT AND THE WORST ANTI-AMERICAN.  Thats it?

REPLY Phillip Nichols Phillip Nichols 1 hour ago Maybe Omar wants a. White man for a sacrifice to her so called Jihad

REPLY Katy Bell Katy Bell 1 hour ago So, classic case of 'projection.' Blame others what you are guilty of. Nothing new about this DemocRAT.

REPLY Julio Chavez Julio Chavez 6 hours ago The wife, must be a cougar,  judging by huge age difference.

REPLY Bradshaw 93 Bradshaw 93 37 minutes ago (edited) Trump is done ya'll  lol can't wait for 2020😂🤣🤪😎

REPLY RMorr50912 RMorr50912 48 minutes ago I’m pretty much 💯% with ya on this one ABL!

REPLY No Left Turns No Left Turns 26 minutes ago Sleazy - the one word that perfectly describes Ilhan Omar and every Democrat on this planet

REPLY marie renfro marie renfro 5 hours ago The fault is not all Omar's.  What about the married man?  He is to blame just like her.

REPLY Dale Gribble Dale Gribble 4 hours ago ABL I AGREE 100% thank u for the upload

REPLY JuneGDP JuneGDP 7 hours ago Corruption to the deepest degree.  “You shall know them by their deeds.” 🦆

REPLY Zig Zag Zig Zag 5 hours ago Why just kick her out, all of them corrupt! We need very very small government!

REPLY Matthew mcg Matthew mcg 7 hours ago Holidays are going to awkward in the ohmar house gotta see you ex husband/brother and buy him a gift ...

REPLY Henry Quenin Henry Quenin 5 hours ago I can scarcely believe how arrogant and in-your-face this Omar person is.  She's breathtakingly outrageous!

REPLY airnay airnay 5 hours ago To prove she didn’t marry her brother, she must tongue kiss him for the public to see.

REPLY Gary Grimm Gary Grimm 21 hours ago she is in favor of anything that harms our America (not hers).

REPLY Gerard Vinet Gerard Vinet 2 hours ago (edited) Because he's a gold digger,not for money but for publicity & recognition!

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REPLY Marjorie Colao-Pullman Marjorie Colao-Pullman 21 hours ago Someone needs to make a visual aid of fact of her relationship status

REPLY Janice Smith Janice Smith 8 hours ago (edited) Wow! ABL broke it down right there! Love your assessment. She IS corrupt.

REPLY Barbara Jean The Costume Queen Barbara Jean The Costume Queen 4 hours ago Just a big ol’ shake my head! What goes around comes around!

REPLY Meltones Meltones 13 hours ago As soon as I heard the headlines I came to Youtube for some commentary.

REPLY tobagobum tobagobum 3 hours ago Isn't stoning the judgement for adultery in her religion?

REPLY Franky Compagnone Franky Compagnone 5 hours ago There's a love child here that will assure her place in American history. Thank you for nothing democrats .

REPLY strategic services strategic services 5 hours ago I'll pay a one way ticket to somalia for her.

REPLY Jo Smotherman Jo Smotherman 1 hour ago Everyone knows she is a hypocrite, but serving in Congress without following US law, needs to be dealt with.

REPLY L W L W 6 hours ago Keep up the good word man,your 100 percent correct.

REPLY weedislegal4me2 weedislegal4me2 6 hours ago Who in their right mind, and with eyesight, would phuk this skanky skunk?

REPLY Shane Persaud Shane Persaud 11 hours ago USCIS/immigration fraud is grounds for deportation so why is she still here??

REPLY iLm au Dio iLm au Dio 7 hours ago If Ilhan Omar turns out to be Kaiser Soze...🤯

REPLY Melinda GDW Melinda GDW 6 hours ago I'm shocked!...  That this hasn't come out sooner.  She is as loose of morals as she is ignorant & dogmatic!

REPLY Eduardo Castro Eduardo Castro 2 hours ago As a proud 2nd Generation Mexican American I will say bye, bye democratic party

REPLY Billy Bob Billy Bob 23 hours ago Yes 100% corrupt and should be kicked out of Congress and kicked out of the country for immigration fraud.

REPLY sssbob sssbob 22 hours ago Several weeks ago, ETS said Omars days were numbered.

REPLY ale ale ssandro ale ale ssandro 19 hours ago (edited) expell Omar, the other 2 can still be the face of the dems + they had one member leave in disgrace

REPLY Paul Brown Paul Brown 21 hours ago She believes that sharia law should be supreme, let her be judged and punished by its standards.

REPLY billsykes75 billsykes75 7 hours ago Looolllll sounds like "someone" could be getting Stoned...to Death..;-)

REPLY Vic Darapiza Vic Darapiza 21 hours ago And we are expecting something better from a terrorist?! an anti-semite anti-Israel omar.

REPLY Ballsdeep Singh Ballsdeep Singh 7 hours ago Land of the free... on another note, does she have a crystal skull under that head rag?

REPLY Jason Smith Jason Smith 13 hours ago If she is using that guy to basically wash money to buy yourself stuff or she is being corrupt about the money situation, she must have learned it from somebody!! # follow the money

REPLY Steven G Steven G 7 hours ago Yes, agreed she is corrupt to the core and does not represent American values.

REPLY density deep density deep 6 hours ago You sir got my subscription thank you for the great content

REPLY Nancy Nutt Nancy Nutt 4 hours ago SHE HAS NO scrupils. Used a CHILD TO PROTECT herself FROM DEATH threats. While Outside IN THE public.

REPLY Donna B Donna B 23 hours ago ABL  - u know what's happening!  Keep on keeping us informed...

REPLY Kentucky Justice Kentucky Justice 22 hours ago A quarter mil just to "hit that thang."  That brother must leave three tracks in the sand.

REPLY Kim Kincaid Kim Kincaid 30 seconds ago She just thinks she's moving on up since her husband is prolly on govt assistance.

REPLY Chuck Orvis Chuck Orvis 8 hours ago If that was a trump supporter the Democrats would be jumping up and down wanting investigations

REPLY Marvin Carter Marvin Carter 9 hours ago No!! Not voted out. But hopefully they all will be arrested and sent to prison. 😡

REPLY PNOYPWR PNOYPWR 23 hours ago (edited) IIhan Omar paid her Lover to Do her...a..." favor". She also married "Somebody" as She described in her 9/11 comment.

REPLY Khami Cakes Khami Cakes 5 hours ago Lol she outchea laying it low and spreading it wide🤣🤣

REPLY The Moonlit Quill The Moonlit Quill 17 hours ago This whole situation is nonsense and insane. She just needs to go back to Somalia faster than the speed of light.

REPLY Mauricio Chevez Mauricio Chevez 20 hours ago She needs to be expelled from congress and the country immediately

REPLY Jack Kimble Jack Kimble 3 hours ago Finally Justice for we the people need to clean up coungress three more times also.....

REPLY staci riley staci riley 1 hour ago Hopefully this is the way her cookie crumbles.

REPLY Golden Wings Golden Wings 7 hours ago 0mar hails from one of the most c0rrupt c3sspits on earth, S0ma|ia.  My expectation of her were low from the start.

REPLY bogieviews bogieviews 9 hours ago I'm with you - keep Omar and the squatters up in front so everyone sees what is in the hearts of democrats.

REPLY The SAM The SAM 14 hours ago (edited) let me guess if she breaks his heart; he's gonna go on a rampage lol 😂 this is so ridiculous

REPLY Sebastian Sebastian 8 hours ago Logan I am confused ... it's more complicated than many a script for a soap opera...HHAHAHAHAHA

REPLY Ground Zero Ground Zero 22 hours ago I think she needs a good old fashioned Sharia Stoning and "not the kind that you smoke !"

REPLY Linda Reeb Linda Reeb 8 hours ago She's definitely corrupt and a law breaker, should NOT be a law maker!!

REPLY Irvin Hawkeswood Irvin Hawkeswood 4 hours ago Rashida looks like she could handle the beans and frank with that big mouth !!!

REPLY gabriel32724 gabriel32724 23 hours ago One way of seeing if a person is fit for Congress is their character. Omar has none!!!

REPLY Isasiah Bradley Isasiah Bradley 2 hours ago I can't wait to see you tap dance.  The only thing worst that a racist...is an Uncle Ruckus.

REPLY Mimi Jones Mimi Jones 7 hours ago they are a blessing for the republican party.  they must remain.

REPLY chuck cuttress chuck cuttress 23 hours ago Its obvious he’s giving her most of the money back probably in a bank in somalia

REPLY massterclass9 massterclass9 20 hours ago Excellent journalism from the one and only ABL

REPLY Leo Lee Leo Lee 41 minutes ago What say me ?  I say a one party system could become more corrupt the the looney left.

REPLY Kelly Regan Kelly Regan 6 hours ago Isn't  she frightened  of her adulterous  male friends, GOD he's  WHITE, (help  help  help me)

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REPLY J Kennedy J Kennedy 20 hours ago Polygamy is only legal in Utah, she gives zero f**ks for our laws !

REPLY Bosingr Bosingr 3 hours ago Upon  hearing about all this, Omar reportedly said "He feels just like a brother to me."

Okay, okay, I stole that from Michael Knowles over at The Daily Wire. I couldn't help it. 😁

REPLY David 1 David 1 3 hours ago Good for you to focus on the rules she has broken with her campaign funds.  I like your point of view...

REPLY Monique Addn Monique Addn 7 hours ago She has no morals yet shes running the country. Sounds about right.

REPLY Richard Kager Richard Kager 1 hour ago I want to see Candace Owens debate Ilhan Omar.Candace would eat her alive!

REPLY Micha Grobi Micha Grobi 10 hours ago R.I.P. Democratic party. Died Nobember 2020 after a long and evil way of supressing others and lie to we the people for so long. Amen.

REPLY Pewy McPewerson Pewy McPewerson 23 hours ago Muzzies will never conform to western civilization. They shouldn't be allowed to serve in any government capacity.

REPLY heriberto fernandez heriberto fernandez 16 hours ago Corrupt corrupt corrupt...   they need to get her out.

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REPLY KODA 002 KODA 002 8 hours ago Follow the money. You may be shocked where its actually going

REPLY Chrissyblou Lam Chrissyblou Lam 4 hours ago So much for her towel wrapping religion & all it stands for.

REPLY Tomeka Ridley Tomeka Ridley 19 hours ago Ilhan Omar sounds like sick minded "twisted" hypocrite.

REPLY Jason Martin Jason Martin 23 hours ago She’s 3rd 🌎 t r a s h!

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REPLY skeletalsanta skeletalsanta 23 hours ago Ilhan Qatar said that Tim's a great man I love him like a brother

REPLY T M T M 8 hours ago F king her campaign consultants and giving them $230,000.  And Omar is a home wrecker!!

REPLY Infinite Holographic Quasiverse Infinite Holographic Quasiverse 11 hours ago (edited) Id do er.

She looks like a freak in the bed.

REPLY plaubel28 plaubel28 23 hours ago (edited) Her explanation will be Trump is Racist.

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REPLY Valerie Fraser Valerie Fraser 7 hours ago Totally corrupt. It is always about the money.

REPLY Crazy 8s Drums Crazy 8s Drums 17 hours ago According to the Hadiths, Ilhan Omar must now submit to lethal stoning as prescribed by Sharia that she insists must overtake the US Constitution.

REPLY sergio black sergio black 11 hours ago (edited) What!? No. Not the Corrupt Socialist...😑

REPLY J M J M 17 hours ago Thank you for talking about this. Please make sure you have a bitchute and same name so I can find you if you are not here anymore.

REPLY Volk Lupo Volk Lupo 10 hours ago Now I'm just wondering what she's wearing under those cute little outfits she wears!!!🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

REPLY Randy Scherer Randy Scherer 23 hours ago If she was in her "Motherland", it's doubtful she'd be alive.

REPLY Bmw EM Bmw EM 22 hours ago the guy is both blind and deaf, and I guess he can't smell her either,

REPLY itsumademoheiwa itsumademoheiwa 22 hours ago What is the punishment for adultery according to Islam, again?

REPLY Alan Wood Alan Wood 14 hours ago Will she be using campaign contributions to pay his divorce lawyer?

REPLY Carol Costa Carol Costa 2 hours ago It's as if she thinks she is untouchable and No laws apply to her!

REPLY Gustav Babic Gustav Babic 11 hours ago You know that AOC didn't get where she is without opening her legs for someone.

REPLY Gary Morrison Gary Morrison 5 hours ago Thank you Thank you Thank you for all you do to educate the people on everything that's going on with our so called law makers please keep up your hard work please share this  with all the right people in media 🇺🇸

REPLY Kenny Driver Kenny Driver 15 hours ago Is anyone really surprised by once again the double standards from these SJWs as the left will no doubt defend her. Vile individual so she is.

REPLY Rebecca Gable Rebecca Gable 10 hours ago Wow--corrupt as they come!!!

REPLY PM V PM V 12 hours ago Can you sell a program so i know who the players are?

REPLY Nicholas Helbert Nicholas Helbert 21 hours ago Don't forget, she also said "white men" are the GREATEST threat to Americans

REPLY oneski io oneski io 15 hours ago Same kind of alleged crime as AOC?

REPLY RoatanDoug RoatanDoug 5 hours ago The leftist/democrat dumpster fire gets hotter.

REPLY Tiger Tough Tiger Tough 19 hours ago Can we stone Ilhan Elmi 🧕🏾 to Death???

REPLY Gary Wagner Gary Wagner 7 hours ago I truly believe that God will move to take care of the problem that we have in congress some things are being uncovered watch and see what happens next God bless

REPLY Atlas Latest Atlas Latest 9 hours ago 100 lashes for adulterous acts no?    Sharia law

REPLY Patrick Longerbeam Patrick Longerbeam 3 hours ago You can’t make this stuff up. The Democratic Party is a joke...

REPLY rebeccabowers65 rebeccabowers65 22 hours ago (edited) She is a home wrecker but a complete train wreck for this great nation.

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REPLY Black whiskey 7 Black whiskey 7 6 hours ago In another words "that woman is a crook"..😦

REPLY xomthood xomthood 4 hours ago You called her controversial, I think the word you were looking for is despicable.

REPLY Warbird Phoenix Warbird Phoenix 6 hours ago So scandalous it makes me want to get my hair and nails done at the salon to gossip all day.

REPLY howtheheliru howtheheliru 12 hours ago The rat in the hat strucks again! What will it take to be rid of this train wreck!

REPLY Poppa J B 12 hours ago Adultery always Adultery. Sir you are absolutely right no character can be found but these are the ones supposedly a.voice to the people

REPLY M T 22 hours ago Mynett.....getting paid!!! All those Benjamin's$$$$

REPLY Aguomba Ubong 7 hours ago Republican should go out there teach people about capitalism incentives create jobs excessive tax don't

REPLY Riki tiki Tavi 11 hours ago Typical Islamist..they deny and lie..following the law of taqiyya. yet tim mynett admitted it.

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REPLY Steve O 22 hours ago Like your point of view.   Refreshing

REPLY Leroy Green 12 hours ago So gossiping about irrelevant crap like this is what this channel has come to? Smh.

REPLY Theadore Bundy 8 hours ago Lol oh this is too good....adultery home wrecking with a half jewish white man. Hahahaha!!!!

REPLY Vera Howard 13 hours ago What’s done in the dark will come out to the light 💡 Thank  you Jesus For the BIG LIGHT 💡

REPLY LB Awakened 2 hours ago Lying , stealing, cheating, ...she's in the correct Party...

REPLY mark christofferson 10 hours ago Remember Ilhan next time a Muslim runs for office.

REPLY starlite556 3 hours ago His wife said that his company was broke.

REPLY Cory D 21 hours ago All I heard was she had kids with her brother. I'm pretty sure everything else you said was quantum physics.

REPLY SomeOneElse 23 hours ago The culture is told to lie and be proud of it, for their "god". Too many infiltrators! - Punish ALL who do not stand with America and rule of law.

All must be stripped from local and federal positions of any "authority".

REPLY John Leckie 20 hours ago It’s all about the Benjamins and back in her beloved Somalia they stone her to death.

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OPINION:  IIhan Omar is this country worst nightmare along with the rest of the So-called ‘Squad’ because they are Anti-Americans that were shown from the very beginning.  And The Democrats have allowed them to ‘run lose’ in this country instead of teaching them how to focus on their ‘constituents’ and the promises that they made to them to get their votes.  Well, we guess they had no Democrats ‘role models’ in Congress to teach them anything, when they too have been running around this country ‘unhinged’.  They needed someone respectful enough to look up too and they didn’t because their Party is out of control themselves.

They have proven to be the worst group of people in Congress, which means they are really terrible.  

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BRB

On the rare occasions that I care about my news feed, some things actually get my attention, aside from cute puppy gifs and stupid political fanaticism like wtf. Anyway, a “friend” shared this blog post about UPLB--my dear UPLB--and how uh-mazing that place is. I mean, I get it; it is a mystical, magical university (but not in a Hogwarts way) and, well, who could resist writing about, or instagramming it?

I apologize. I’m just at this point in my college life where I see everything under gray clouds, and I don’t mean the silvery kind. I mean dark, nimbus, let’s-do-relief-operations-after-this-storm, gray clouds. I hate that place, but every Monday when I return to the apartment there I’m always looking forward to walking the streets of Elbi. It’s weird.

Anyway, what I’m about to do is kind of a parallel narration according to the places described by the author/blogger. It’ll be a whiny, age-inappropriate sulking about how bad I feel in that wonderful place, but hey, I don’t know how to properly feel anymore. I need to do this.

(1 Baker Hall) The only fun I had in Baker Hall was Elbikon. Seriously. For one thing, the interior is very old--wooden steps, dramatic windows. Nothing wrong there; someone’s doing a splendid job on preservation (except that the temperature rises over unbearable degrees). Here’s the problem: the string ensemble of UPLB practices there. I hear violins, and I hate that. I hate missing the violin. It’s a piece of me that just doesn’t fit perfectly anymore when I try to get my shit together again. I mean, it fits, but not exact-o.

(2 Carillon Tower) For four years I’d lived in the same dormitory and every time I needed a jeepney ride, I pass by the Carillon Tower. It’s peaceful there; I hang around on my own and no one disturbs me because everyone else is too busy cuddling with his/her SO. It’s too peaceful actually, that all I could think about is that a pool of blood is too obvious at the foot of the tower. Besides, the gates are locked. No potential here.

Backspace. BACKSPACE.

(3 Student Union Building) Sigh. SU. Where do I even begin? Oh, wait, I need to get a number before I begin. Approximately 56 minutes before I get called. LIES! It’s like all you want to do there is rush in, get things done, rush out. But you can’t. Because you’re queued. The bathrooms are okay, I guess. I thought that SU was supposed to symbolize the university embracing the student, making them feel welcomed and that they are free to do whatever hell they want (bleargh). That’s funny, because I feel more welcomed by the river behind it. 

(4 Trees) I have this theory that the trees in UPLB are majestically large because they feed upon the souls and hopes and dreams of thousands and thousands of students, on-time and delayed, every semester. This may be only in my head, but I honestly feel like my energy is always drained when I’m there. Maybe that’s why Thursday is drinking day: so students can at least carry on through Friday and the weekends without feeling like shit. Me? I drink Mondays. And Tuesdays. And We--

(5 DL Umali) I don’t think I’ll ever walk the stage of DL Umali with pride and confidence ever again. I used to be a student achiever: college scholar and honor roll, promising GWA. I shake hands with the dean; I get a certificate. Now, I’m just a probationary student with nine failed units and one INC that all happened in one epic semester. Epic fail, that is. 

That’s not all. Our org holds our annual exhibit in the gallery at the basement. And I haven’t had any WIPs for a year. I can’t stress enough how I lost my will to draw. Recently, art has only been a way to calm me down. That’s great, right? At least I still have it. God.

(6 Nihon Koen) I think I’ll be seeing this torii regularly starting Tuesday. It’s a fun way to travel down from the UHS, where the psych is in TTh 2-5 pm. 

UPLB Tip #562: There are desperate pervs in pretty decent bathrooms. DO NOT give in to the temptation no matter how much of your life you’ve given up, because you can get sick. Or pregnant. Or worst, videoed. Besides, his dick was tiny.

(7 Thai Pavillion) Hang around this exotic gazebo every afternoon before dusk if you want to ogle at fit people stretching, and jogging, and basically all other things you don’t have the energy for, a.k.a taking care of your body. Plus, they have dogs. Dogs are one of the reasons I don’t let go.

(8 Freedom Park) Again, a haven for healthy people: F-park. Fit park. Food park. Fuck park. Whatever you wish: it’s Freedom Park. Here’s a tip: unless you’re a Jesus person, don’t sit on the benches alone. Or at least have the guts to say “no, I don’t wanna hear about the five things that I need to know to be saved.” And besides, sitting alone on a bench in front of a lot of parked cars for a few hours is creepy. There was this one time I thought this old guy in his car was actually watching me. I could take the attention but that just sounds really slutty. Try sitting at the grandstand instead. 

(9 Mariang Banga) It doesn’t matter what religion or cult you belong in: Mariang Banga is real. Ask permission before picking a flower, apologize for stepping on grass, always appreciate the weather no matter how insufferable it is, because she has power over this land, you mortal. (I still think she cursed me with a hole for a heart and a jelly for a brain.)

(10 Palma Bridge) There was a time in my early college years when Palma Bridge was called Sperm Bridge but I won’t give any hints. Get it? Hint? Like, odor? No? How about “call of the void”? “High place phenomenon”? Urge to jump? Still no? Good.

(11 Molawin Creek) This river is the same river I was talking about. It actually runs pretty far. In one of my stupid adventures pre destructive semesters, I tried to discover what was behind my then-dormitory. You guessed it: a forest. Hah okay, the river comes after it. There was this spot that I liked--clear and cold water, decently dry rocks, some shade, no one else around. Bathing naked was fun. But on my next adventure, I got lost, so uh-uh I’m not going back. Or will I? (I conclude that these adventures comprise a death wish.)

(12 Park behind humanities) Behind CAS Building is this construction where we get rubble from. And the mound of gravel that was never removed served as another seat for our tambayan, where I always feel so awkward. 

(13 NCAS) One question: how the hell can I get on the NCAS rooftop? Ideation aside, a top view of O-park would be nice. 

(14 Office of the University Registrar) Soon enough, the registrar will not include me in the list of officially enrolled students because ma’am, I am tired. I need a break. And probably my TOR.

(15 Hum/CAS) Pretend to be a younger batch if you look the part. I always do. It gives the illusion that I’m still full of hopes and dreams, and it’s a good excuse for asking about things that I should know. The three CAS buildings and Physci are the good places to do it. And Copeland gym. 

(16 Two roads diverged by O-park) Lots of walks to clear the mind // Beware acquaintances, tell them you’re fine. // Groups of friends walking, pretty intimidating // Cross the road, the other side is empty: your thing.

(17 Gamma SIgma) Yeah, well I always thought it was a shade for the CSB. Sorrynotsorry.

(18 Heritage Tower) My happy memories include playing UNO with my friends under the Kwek-kwek tower and reading the ridiculous vandals like “Jherehmie luv Ehllah 4rvr 24″. I have nothing against Jherehmie and Ehllah, but come on, that tower was [awfully] repainted. I miss the times when I don’t suddenly stop and stare at nothing while I play UNO or sing karaoke with my friends. It’s awkward; I catch myself doing it. Nope. Nope.

UPLB Tip #847: It never hurts to be observant. Get really observant until you’re almost being a stalker. But not really. There are always patterns for everything, and you just really need to be good at knowing them. For example, your crush. Your crush has a schedule; on TTh he walks out of this building at this hour, on WF he enters another. Where does he live? Which jeepney does he usually ride, kanan or kaliwa? Observation, not stalking.

(19 UPLB Gate) I’ll be back, I promise.

(20 CEM...thingy) Forget that weird piece of artsy nonsense, that buried building at the back with the swastika is the mystery. I never bothered to know the history, but hey, it’s dark, wet and eerie--must be zombies. 

(21 Raymundo) I always dub this as “not my turf”. Since I’m not familiar with it, I also have adventures here (just to be clear, adventure meant walking and exploring, nothing else). I’ll miss rolling under the gate after curfew and deciding where to eat (usually takes around 15 minutes).

(22 Never-ending bridge) Again, with the bridges. Look, it’s a long way down but the aesthetics are great. There’re these pretty purple (or were they blue?) flowers and a thick canopy of ferns and broad leaves. Die pretty.

UPLB Tip #1036: Don’t shut everyone out. Ever heard of “don’t burn your bridges”? Yeah, well if you’re that kind of person who possibly needs to utilize people in the future, then go. But geez is that all there is to connections, the utility? What about just having fun conversations together, and lunches and dinners? IMHO, the people you meet at your later years in college are more likely to become “colleagues” than “friends”. Unless he’s the one. Squeal.

(23 Forestry route) While the torii is my way down, this road takes me up to the psych.

(24 UPLB) I hate my house. I hate my school. I just want to be in between, in the journey. I know I’ll get to the two points at some time in my life but not now. A view from afar would be nice. “I’ll be there,” I would say, “just give me a moment to catch up.” I’ll be right back.

Welp. That was awfully long. So here’s the blog, again. Vivid pictures, beautiful words, I am nothing. 

Edit: She’s on Tumblr. OH NO.

#awfully long #too much shit #duuuude #mediokerlivin #who am i even talking to