#i LOVE sassy merlin

[whataboutthreateninganass]

Gaius: Sometimes two heads are better than one.

Merlin: Yes. But not when one of them is yours.

- S4EP6. A Servant of Two Masters (aka one of my fav episodes ever).

#i LOVE sassy merlin #this ep is genuinely one of my favs #it has everything #sassy merlin #angst #comedy #merthur #drama #magic #and THAT HUG #merlin #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #arthur pendragon

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

I like how even when Arthur's life is literally being threatened, he's still being a brat about it. The all-powerful keeper of the unicorns tells him the rules to a test that could make or break his entire kingdom and he's all "What kind of a ridiculous test is that!?!? What does that prove" and then makes this face

Like this is why people wanna kill you babe

#judging the all powerful beings for their dumb fucking tests #honestly I respect it #i love his bratty sassy ass #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #also Idk how to keep the gif size small someone help me

[nextstopparis]

i always forget how hard “look i told you you’re an ass, i just didn’t realize you were a royal one” goes like omfg?

#i love u sassy merlin u single handedly keep me going #@ arthur also i understand #bbc merlin #merlin #ignore me

[anarchelsworld]

Merlin is 99% sass and 1% I NEED TO SAVE AUTHUR

#merlin #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merlin x arthur #merther #arthur x merlin #i love him so much #i am so here for this #his sass is everything #sassy boi and his himbo bf #himbo Arthur

[praecurokat]

Arthur: (about Gwen) “She could do better than that.”

Merlin: “What, she should be setting her sights.. higher? Oh, but I forget. She can’t. A girl of Gwen’s standing… no, she could never consort with a nobleman- that’s the rules.”

Arthur: “Merlin.”

Merlin: “Shut up?”

Arthur: “You guessed it.”

#merlin quotes #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin #merlin is so sassy i love it #aspirational levels of sass

[therealjammy]

I have definite proof that cats hate us

#personal #this is merlin #he’s sassy and I love him #we call this his ‘motorboat merlin purr’ because it’s so loud

[procrastinatorrex]

“You have violated the laws of Camelot.” Uther said, flatly. There was movement behind the throne and Arthur realized Gaius was standing in his father’s shadow. Arthur’s confusion grew; Gaius looked shaken. Arthur had seen the seasoned healer picking through smouldering battlefields and tending to patients on their death bed with only sadness and resolve. Unease bloomed in Arthur’s chest.

Uther seemed not to notice his oldest advisor. “Identify yourself.” He commanded. 

“I am Merlin,” Merlin said simply and sketched another short bow. It was shockingly graceful considering his arms were still bound and Arthur still had a grip on his elbow. “I am Emrys of the Dragonbrethren. I am afraid you will find that my existence is a violation of the laws of Camelot.” 

#we #bae #dragonlordff #this story is trying to make me crazy #prince!merlin is bae #do we still say bae? #who is #I never said i am old #oh well #the skinny warlock of sass #I love my sassy bae

[lovisus]

College Dramione AU🦁🐍

"Always got that nose stuck in a book Granger. Ready for our date?" Hermione startles and flips around at the sound of his voice.

"Malfoy? You’re early, I told you I needed to finish this poti-" She flicks her wrist to check the watch resting there and stops short.

"Merlin, I can’t believe I lost track of time like that.." Hermione grimly turns to the unfinished looking substance in the cauldron she’d been slaving over for an hour, and then to her boyfriend with a look of exasperarion. "It’s too pink, and its been stinking up the room. I have no idea how to fix it"

"I’ve never seen a potion defeat you like this. Would you like some help oh mighty bookworm?" Draco teases and steps forward to circle his arm around her waist. She pouts and pushes him back slightly.

"Oh ha ha. I’d love to see you try. Professor Snape only glorfies your Slytherin tush. Unfortunately the rest of us belong on his very long list of people he’ll send to detention over breathing too loud."

"Only Snape? Don’t you also glorify my tush?" Malfoy juts out his lip and tightens his grip around her. She snorts and pulls her arms around his shoulders in defeat, because of course he would only hear the part where she talks about his ass.

"Give me five more mi-" she starts to say.

"Nope, you need at least another hour to rectify that aboniation. The frog tongue is whats giving off that lovely fragrance by the way." he says and accentuates this point by wrinkling his nose.

"Oh so it’s not the sassy ferret in front of me insulting my potioneering skills?" she deadpans.

"Touché bookworm"

"I try" she grins.

#dramione #havent forgotten my fav otp #ive missed them #my style is constantly changing so i gotta do dramione in my newest one as well #dramione fanart #draco malfoy #hermione granger #draco x hermione #granger x malfoy #malfoy x granger #dramione fandom #harry potter #harry potter fanart #hp modern au #modern au #college au #golden hour #slytherin #gryffindor #otp #lovissus #lovisus #procreate #free palestine

[oneknightstand-if]

Hi! Love everything you did, it's honestly one of the best IFs I've ever read!! It's def up there with Fallen Hero

How would the ROs react to MC suddenly bursting into tears?

Thanks for the compliment! As to how the ROs react... that'll depend upon the personality of the MC. Very different reactions for a stoic or bitter MC compared to someone who's already pretty emotional.

In this case, considering a MC who's in the average range, not too serious nor too sassy.

Merlin: There, there... it only hurts until the emotional numbness eventually sets in.

Adrian: *dropkicks Merlin and asks MC what is wrong... considering it's the apocalypse he expects to be here for awhile*

Arthur: Would sympathetically ask what's wrong and then go about trying to prevent or mitigate whatever caused it in the first place

Percy: *swears to go on a quest to defeat the onion ninjas who started this* But okay, more seriously, he'd know exactly what was wrong and say something very applicable here.

4̸0̵4̵ ̴E̷r̴r̷o̴r̴ ̷N̵o̵t̵ ̵F̸o̴u̵n̷d̴ [Yeah, I think we can guess why the MC is crying here!]

Cassandra: There, there. Let it all out... then walk on all the stronger for it.

Gwen: *bursts into sympathetic tears*

Vivian: Would probably lick the tears away or something. (⚆﹏⚆)💦

Lorelei: The MC is getting a sympathetic hand on their shoulder. And maaaybe getting their head held to someone's bosom depending upon the affinity status at this point.

Broderick: He'd comfort the MC in his own curmudgeonly way (after punching some of the other people in this group due to their reactions)

#Okay Deku is probably not the best illustration of 'average crying' here #oks-asks #oks-ROs #interactive fiction #oneknightstand #one knight stand

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Sword gays showdown, round 1, bracket three

Propaganda:

For Leo: (Mod note: most submissions were for RTMNT but there was 1 for the character in general as well)

He's a badass, he's a loser, he's the coolest guy of all time, he's a pathetic little man, he's the greatest ninja the world has ever seen, hes an asshole, he has badass portal katanas, he's the fruitiest iteration of the charecter by far! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you. The one, the only, RISE LEONARDO!

I mean just look at him!

He has these super cool swords and he’s a lil bit fruity

literally the gayest most flamboyant idiot teenager ever. he's a sassy overconfident bastard and we love him for it. he has a magic portal sword for most of the series. the kind of sword he wields (an ōdachi) was specifically picked because, AND I QUOTE, "he can't even hold that thing without looking like he was posing with it. we thought that was really fun for a kid who's got a giant sword and that kind of attitude." in previous tmnt iterations there was this guy, Usagi, who i guess those versions of Leo must have had some kind of chemistry with, idk. fun fact he's not even really a tmnt character, he's a crossover character who's just showed up in like three different iterations!! anyway, despite Usagi literally not existing in Rise canon, Rise!Leo gives off SUCH gay vibes that THE ENTIRE FANDOM HAS DECIDED THAT HE EXISTS ANYWAY AND IS LEO'S BOYFRIEND AND/OR MASSIVE CRUSH. THE ENTIRE FANDOM. I'M LITERALLY NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING. Leosagi is like, the biggest ship in the goddamn fandom and ONE OF THE CHARACTERS ISN'T EVEN CANON. this entire animatic. yeah.

Dual wields katanas like a boss. Has also used various other swords in different pieces of TMNT media. Regardless of which iteration of Turtles we're talking about, he's also almost always "close friends" with the katana-wielding samurai rabbit Usagi!

No propaganda submitted for Arthur. (Mod note 2: can someone fix this :( ... please)

#sword gays showdown #leonardo hamato #rtmnt #arthur pendragon #merlin #merlin bbc #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt

[gaslightgatekeepgirlbosscombat]

Group H, Round 1, Poll 3:

Propaganda under the cut

Merlin

Gaslight: lol he’s such a gaslighter. The number of times he uses magic and then openly denies obvious things just to mess with Arthur is hilarious. Like when he’s magically stealing food off his plate and insisting Arthur ate it, and Arthur has no choice but to assume he must have eaten it, though it’s absolutely driving him mad 😂 (we love him tho) Gatekeep: I mean he knows a bunch of people’s destinies and just doesn’t tell them their destinies. I mean there’s a line between Gatekeeping and Lying To Not Get Head Chopped Off but he does a lot of both! Girlboss: this sassy little man is literally girlboss definition, especially in his first scenes with Arthur (“look, I already said you were an ass, I just didn’t realize you were a ROYAL one” or “sorry, how long have you been training to be a prat….MY LORD.” As you can tell he gaslights gatekeeps and girlbosses so hard so like. You should vote for him. :)

Odysseus

literally the EPITOME of these. ive read the odyssey and i will tell u it is literally just him making up a new elaborate fake identity for like every single person he meets. even his own father and wife 😭😭 just for funsies or what idek. he literally does not tell anyone anything gatekeeping any and every gifts + knowledge the gods are given. im not joking his story is basically 90% this malewife just gaslighting people and gatekeeping stuff the gods tell him AND FINALLY FOR THE GIRLBOSS he sees the guys whove been essentially harassing his wife for like 10 years and just??? shoots all of them with arrows?? and he does it in STYLE too he comes as a beggar then the suitors r all trying to use odysseus's bow (they cant) and hes like oh i may just be a beggar but. let me try. and then uses it and instantly shoots someone in the head GIRLBOSS

#round 1 #group h #bbc Merlin #merlin #the odyssey #Odysseus #runner's note: I spent 3 hours looking for a normal odysseus picture. If he gets to the next round #I'll use a cover from my book of “legends and myths of ancient Greece” cause it features him close

[riooklee]

My NO's in Fanfiction !

TW: opinions

( Just to clarify, this post is ABSOLUTELY NOT made to offend anyone. Seriously, write whatever you want to write and have fun !! I'm just trying to find other people who share the same views as me, thank you<3 )

1) Turning a mlm/wlw ship into a straight ship.

Sorry, but this just gives me the biggest ICK. Literally makes me want to throw my phone out the window, smash my head against a wall and gouge my eyes out. LIKEE, tell me you're homophobic without telling me you're homophobic smh.

You may be thinking rn, "Rio, how do people turn em into straight ships?" WHEN THEY FKIN GENDERBEND ONE OF THEM.

I LITERALLY CRY WHENEVER I TRY TO LOOK FOR A TOMARRY FIC AND I SEE "Female Harry Potter" / "Female Tom Riddle". LIKE NOOOO??? WHY ARE U TURNING MY POOKIES INTO FEMALES... THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A MLM SHIP. WHY R U MAKING IT STRAIGHT??? It's giving "homophobic" !!

P.S. I just wanted to say, NO I AM NOT TRANSPHOBIC. I know some of u lots might jump onto that conclusion. BUT I AM COMPLETELY AGAINST THAT BS.

Don't get me wrong, I'm alright w ppl genderbending characters! NOT WHEN ITS IN A MLM/WLW SHIP THO.

P.S. I know that I can just exclude those tags whenever looking for a fic, but..the thing is, some people DON'T EVEN TAG THAT IN THEIR FICS WHEN THEY TOTALLY SHOULD BE TAGGING IT.

2) Making characters act so OC.

Yes, I do know that it IS fanfiction, people can do whatever they want with the characters. BUT SOME OF THEM MAKE THEM SO OC-ish THAT I CANT EVEN RECOGNISE IF THIS IS THE SAME CHARACTER IM OBSESSED W AND LOVE.

Some people make Harry an "UwU" cutsie little silly guy, all soft, and totes a cute cinnamon roll that he's defenseless and weak that he needs big almighty strong 10-pack Tom to save him because he's too little to do stuff for himself >-< .

EW, ICK.

STOP MAKING HARRY A PICK ME. My guy fought a literal war and defeated the dark lord. So why, IN MERLINS NAME are YOU making him act like this:'((

LIKEE, where's my sassy, sarcastic silly guy?? :((

AND TOM. OH MY DAYSS, TOM. Y'all either make him too mean or too nice I SWEAR. Likee, mean as in would Avada u if u even say a single word to him. LIKE BRO, HE WAS A PREFECT AND HEADBOY. HE DIDNT BECOME SO BECAUSE HE AVADA 'D INNOCENT PEOPLE.

P.S. I'm talking abt teenaged Tom Riddles, Voldie would def kill innocent people ykwim?

Or nice as in would call u pookie wookie bear and cuddle u if u had a bad scary dream. Let's bffr rn.

LIKE, where's my crazy psycho nice silly guy??? DD:

IF U WANT THEM TO ACT SORT OF OC-ish PUT THEM INTO A SITUATION THAT'LL FORCE THEM TO ACT AS THOUGH. Seriously, some can get away w this behavior if it is played correctly!!

3) First Person POV.

Pretty self-explanatory, next.

4) "He growled"

Okay, alpha, remus wannabe, furry looking ahh.

JS STOP PLS, IT'S NOT ROMANTIC AND PPL DONT FIND IT ATTRACTIVE.

When I say "ppl" I'm talking abt myself.

#fanfiction #harry potter #tom riddle #harry james potter #tom marvolo riddle #tomarry #MY NO'S IN FANFICTION #i almost tagged nose #opinion #if youre sensitive #dont read #tw: opinions #not made to offend anyone #seriously #write whatever u want #and read whatever u want #im not shaming u! #/srs

[closetsof-backlogged-dreams]

okay, but I feel like we don't talk about how many parallels there are between Merlin's relationship with Arthur and Gwen's relationship with Arthur.

the reason Arthur befriended Merlin and grew to trust him was mostly because he stood up to him. in a place where everyone was afraid of their prince, Merlin actively irritated and annoyed him, just for the fun of it.

but more than that, Merlin helped Arthur become a better version of himself. I believe that Arthur respected that.

Gwen and Merlin, at their heart of hearts, are very similar. they are both kind and sweet. they both ramble when nervous. they are sassy and witty when the time comes. they are responsible and good leaders. but above all, they both stood up to Arthur and worked to make him better.

Arthur noticed Merlin immediately because right at the get-go, he was challenging his authority and forcing him to question his power. they became close companions very quickly despite—or truly, because of—their constant bickering.

Arthur didn't notice Gwen until she did the same thing. she challenged his authority and pointed out his flaws. she worked to make him a better person. canonically, this was why Arthur fell in love with her. she wasn't afraid to speak her mind and call the prince of Camelot out on his bullshit.

but isn't that what Merlin did the whole series? isn't that what Merlin has done from day one? with that logic, Arthur must have been in love with Merlin the whole time.

shouldn't he?

#merthur #merlin #bbcm #bbc merlin #merthur analysis #merlin analysis #merlin text post #merthur textpost #merthur incorrect quotes #bbc merthur

[pray4byron]

Hi! I just saw your post of the Hazbin hotel mashup! Can I have mine? I have to say I’ve been binge reading all of your works, they are really good!

My name is Melody

Pronouns: I don’t mind pronouns, any is fine but most people use she/they for me

Personality: I would say I’m shy and quite at first but when you get to know me I become very loud, energetic. Practically become the sunshine character + golden retriever in books, my friends tell me anyways. Which I see it. I also become really sassy overtime but in a kind way? I don’t know how to describe it, I become sassy to the person when I know them really well. I’m also very sarcastic as well

style: My style changes a lot to be honest, haven’t quite figured it out. But I would say my style is mix of romantic, dark and light academic and cottagecore

love language: physical touch is up there but when I know that the person close to me that doesn’t like physical touch (example: my friends), I show them my love for them by gift giving but hand made

hobbies: drawing, painting, poetry, reading, pottery, archery, writing

Interests: heavy on fantasy (Merlin BBC, Doctor Who, The hobbit, Lord of the rings), anything mythical, Greek mythology, true crime, history

appearance: I have a medium length butterfly cut, black hair but red is in there as well. You can see the red only when the sun hits my hair. I’m 5’3, dark brown eyes and Carmel skin

Dislike(s): rude people, people who does not have any manners, bitter food, really spicy food I only can take mild spice 🥲

Like(s): books, animals all kind, nature, sweets (I’m a sweet tooth person), all kinds of music it all depends on my mood, stuff animals, flowers, all kinds of potatoes (hash browns, chips etc)

Hopefully that’s enough information, sorry if it’s a lot! Take care of yourself and have a lovely day/afternoon/night :]

AAAA i love hearing people binge read my stuff and enjoy it, so tysm!!💕💕 i didn’t get what gender you preferred so i hope what i picked is okay but here is my pick for you…

Husker !!

First then I thought of when you said you have ‘sunshine + golden retriever’ energy was AAA HUSK ‘grumpy + sunshine’ duo and I just about screamed because I fucking live for that shit LMAO

When Husk first met you, he instantly likes you, you were quiet and chill which was a contrast to pretty much everyone at the hotel

But then you guys got closer and started dating BOOM it was like a smack in the face!! Within the blink of an eye, you were this energetic and talkative person! Husk didn’t mind by any means, he was just shocked

Husk doesn’t mind physical touch in small segments, but the fact that you think he is worthy of a gift? He doesn’t understand, but he accepts the gift, even if it’s something stupid

Also your hair matches his color scheme, so I thought that was cute :3

Ya know how Husk takes Angel and dances with him in that one part in ‘Loser, Baby’ in E4, yeah, you too do that shit all the time

#reqs open #x reader #mio’s writing ! ☆ #mio’s matchups ! ☆ #fanfiction #x y/n #x you #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel x y/n #hazbin hotel x you #hazbin husker #hazbin hotel husker #husk hazbin hotel #husker hazbin hotel #husk #husk x reader #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel husk #husker

[freckles-things]

Introduction / Masterlist

So, I guess it's finally time to introduce myself. It might be 7 years too late, but better late than never, right?

Julia | 25

Pan, so this blog is lgbtqi+ safe :)

This is my side blog, so I follow and like from @potterheadandsherlocked

I love writing, art and travelling. I also enjoy reading and appreciate photography and architecture.

I try to treat everyone I meet with kindness and respect, if you do decide to contact me, please do the same.

I am open to meeting new friends/mutuals and talking to others on a personal level. Please do not send unsolicited nsfw messages or content to me.

This blog might contain nsfw content, and is not suitable for users under the age of 18.

Asks: Go nuts! Question about my works? Yes! Request for a little drabble? Sure! Imagine requests? I will try, but I am a very slow writer. :’) 

Fandoms I write for: Criminal Minds; NCIS; BBC Sherlock; BBC Merlin; Harry Potter; Good Omens; The Sandman; Enola Holmes; Bridgerton; Outlander; the Black magicians guild; Top Gun; Supernatural

I also write for celebrities as long as they haven't explicitly stated that they're uncomfortable with it. If in doubt just message me and I'll let you know if I know who the person is and if I will write for them.

The same goes for fandoms. If there's a fandom not listed here you can always just ask. Chances are that I might know the show/film/etc. and feel confident that I might be able to write for the requested characters. The above list is just an indication for the fandoms I'm definitely comfortable writing for.

Masterlist

Aaron Hotchner

Camera Roll Materpost

Criminal Minds

Losing the Shadows (Aaron Hotchner x reader) | part 1 | part 2

In the Eye of a Hurricane (daughter!reader)

Imagine Hotch comforting you (platonic)

Imagine embarassing Hotch in front of the team

Imagine giving Hotch a sassy answer

Imagine secretly dating Hotch and him always teasing you when the team is around

Imagine Hotch looking at you walking towards the altar

Signs of the Past (Aaron Hotchner x daughter!reader)

Derek Morgan

Of Dates and Cases

Imagine Derek calming you down (platonic)

Imagine being best friends with Derek and pranking Reid (platonic)

Something Domestic

Spencer Reid

Imagine having a nightmare and calling Reid (can be read as paring or platonic)

Imagine meeting Reid and going to be his best friend (platonic)

You are Weird | part 1 (platonic)

Imagine Reid trying to save you from an unsub

Imagine surprising Spencer on a hard day and giving him a backrub

Imagine Dating Reid

David Rossi

Imagine bickering with Rossi

BAU!Team

Out of Time (BAU!Team x reader) | part 1 | part 2 | part 3

Moodboards

Harry Potter

Severus Snape

Imagine duelling with Severus Snape

Draco Malfoy

The Beauty of your Smile (Draco Malfoy x reader)

Imagine Draco always sending you hidden messages

BBC Sherlock

James Moriarty

Imagine dating Moriarty

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock stopping work at crime scenes to answer your text

Imagine Sherlock telling you that he loves you

Imagine being Sherlock's and John's roommate

Stolen Love (Sherlock Holmes x Reader)

Fantastic Beats

Imagine having a pet niffler

NCIS

Nightly Disturbance (Jenny Sherpard x Gibbs)

Anthony DiNozzo

Imagine being Tony's best friend and getting sassy with Gibbs (platonic)

Ziva David

Being best friends with Ziva would include

Abby Sciuto

Imagine Abby calling you in to help her with a computer problem to McGee's dismay (platonic)

The Joker

Imagine the Joker having a soft spot for you

Lucifer (TV)

Lucifer Morningstar

Rescued by the Devil

#introductory post #hi it’s me #criminal minds imagine #ncis imagine #sherlock holmes imagine #harry potter imagine #the joker imagine #imagines #lucifer imagine

[spooky-all-year-round]

The HLC and their type of humor:

Sebastian: dark humor

Sebastian (after being thrown 10 feet by a curse)

MC: Merlin! Are you okay?!

Sebastian: I mean, it's either that or dying

Duncan: (something disrespectful about Professor Garlic)

Or

MC: (knocking a poacher off a cliff with a spell)

MC & Sebastian: (looking over the edge)

MC: do you think he's dead?

Sebastian: That or wishing he was.

Ominis: sassy comebacks

Ominis: At least her biggest fear isn't made of soft fur and kitten licks

Garreth: dad jokes

Garreth: (sitting in the great hall eating a cookie when it breaks and falls onto his plate) Welp, that's the way the cookie crumbles!

Amit: fake facts that are just a bit shy of convincing

Amit: There is a book somewhere in the restricted section that can tell you all the answers to every test you'll ever take.

Leander: great face reactions

Garreth: (going on about a new potion idea) and with an expert potion maker like myself! It'll be easy!

Leander:

Or

Natty: trying (but not really) to turn something bad into something good

MC: (trips and doesn't fall but is still embarrassed)

Natty: (while trying not to giggle) Well, tripping can lead to falling, and they say you "fall in love". So maybe all this tripping is a good thing!

Poppy: unhinged "fun" facts

Random student: (being a jerk to MC)

Poppy: Fun fact! The levioso charm is very hard to break out of!

Random student: ???

Poppy: Another fun fact! MC and I know where acromantulas live!

Imelda: sarcasm

MC: (bringing up a dangerous/dumb idea)

Imelda: Ah yes! Brilliant idea. Next let's jump off the astronomy tower to see who "bounces the highest"!

#hlc reactions #amit thakkar #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #natsai onai #natty onai #poppy sweeting #leander prewett #imelda reyes #hl memes #please be nice #this is my first time making these #hlc humor