I intended to reenter ZampanioSim North (or NorthNorth? Wherever the door might have led this time.) but slipped and [???] the... floorboards? Unsure what this piece of story is that I found there and read through, but it was very interesting. Going to keep this in mind while venturing through the [???]. Maybe it's connected to... something.
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Like to charge RB to cast
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my favorite part about the dsmp as it currently stands is that since the creators are done they’re over it you can just say whatever the fuck you want. there’s no possible future canon to dispute it. there’s no creator who’s going to step out of the woodworks because they’re not touching that again with a 30 foot pole. i can say the most insane bullshit never be proven wrong and i think that’s beautiful
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I always write König as this crazy horny dude who comes barging in on leaves and rails you senseless the minute he sees you but in all honesty...?
I think he’s the kind of guy who drags himself over that doorstep, falls asleep on your sofa (he can’t fit there but that won’t stop him from snoring before a minute has passed), eats all the food in your fridge when he wakes up, and THEN turns his manic gaze to you.
His energy bar just got up by 35 % so now he can fuck you until your legs shake
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Eddie, posting to TikTok: Look, I love my husband. I adore this man and I have for the majority of my life. He is the shining star in my sky.
Eddie: And I know. I know he wants to read more this year. And I know that when you’re dyslexic, it can be really difficult and I’m happy every time he accomplishes what he wants but…
*Flips camera to show Steve reading on the other side of the couch*
Eddie, gesturing: What kind of demented book handling is this? That book is bent in half. It’s a hardback!
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“They’re canonically x you can’t ship them with characters they’re not attracted to”
Vs
“I know they’re canonically aroace but I like the ship and x character is hot”
Shit like this brings the movement down.
Everyone validates queer representation until the character is aroace.
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