#hermes x persephone

[princess-of-songs]

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Lore Olympus (Webcomic) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Hermes/Persephone (Lore Olympus) Characters: Persephone (Lore Olympus), Hermes (Lore Olympus), Demeter (Lore Olympus), Withy (Lore Olympus), Krokos (Lore Olympus) Additional Tags: First Meetings, Friends With Benefits, friends to lovers? Summary:

When the lonely Goddess of Spring Kore meets the Messenger of the Gods Hermes, their lives start to change for the better, or at least for a little while.

#lore olympus #lore olympus webtoon #lore olympus fandom #lore olympus fanfiction #lore olympus fanfic #lore olympus hermes #lo hermes #hermes lo #lore olympus kore #lo kore #kore lo #lore olympus persephone #lo persephone #persephone lo #hermes x persephone #hermes x kore

[ourladyofeternity]

Hadestown West End Cast for Big Night of Musicals

(Via The Stage Tea on Tiktok)

#hadestown #persephone hadestown #hades hadestown #hades x persephone #eurydice hadestown #eurydice x orpheus #orpheus hadestown #hermes hadestown #dónal finn #grace hodgett young #melanie la barrie #gloria onitiri #zachary james

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Persephone: Tell Hermes about the birds and the bees.

Hades: They’re disappearing at an alarming rate.

#sent in by an anonymous friend :) #hades and persephone #persephone and hades #hades x persephone #persephone x hades #hades #persephone #greek mythology #greek myth #mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect hadestown quotes #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect Greek myth quotes #incorrect lore olympus quotes #incorrect hades and persephone #incorrect hades x persephone #lore olympus #hadestown #hermes

[bambismoonlight]

Zeus: I love all my children.

Hades: Including the only 4 you have with your wife?

Zeus: Hera and I have 4 kids?

#their children (in order) Eris Ares Hephaestus x Hebe #there’s different adaptations before you come for me #greek mythology #apollo #zeus #hera #hades #ares #demeter #dionysus #hermes #artemis #Poseidon #Aphrodite #Greek mythology meme #hebe #Persephone #funny #Greek myths #eris #hephaestus #Athena

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Persephone: If you had to choose between Hermes and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Thanatos: That depends, how much money are we talking about

Hermes: Thanatos!

Persephone: 63 cents.

Thanatos: …I’ll take the money.

Hermes: THANATOS!!!

#he loves him so much #hermes x thanatos #hermes #persephone #thanatos #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek quotes #incorrect greek god quotes

[dema-heart]

Persephone & Hades

Persephone gn!reader x Hades Hobie

Spring is here, and with it, persephone must leave the underworld.

I tried to keep it gender neutral. There is the use of the terms goddess and queen when referring to the reader. However, it's more in title than actual feminine meaning.

CW: Mentions of ichor and selfharm very briefly.

"I'll be leaving you soon, my heart," you whisper the words into the shadows. Knowing he'll hear you. Knowing he's always with you as long as shadow and shade can reach you.

You're leaning against the wooden frame of your gazebo over looking your kingdom, your chosen home, the underworld. You smile, looking out at the vast dark lands lightened by the homes of your people.

Shadows nip at your fingers and trail up your arms before the feeling of your lover's warmth wraps around you.

"I know... I know, my world." his rapsy voice was laced with sadness, but his silky touch was a welcome comfort to the cold, although you'd grown accustomed to it.

"Persephone..." Hearing your name pulls your focus to him, Hades, king of the underworld or as you called him.

"Hobie, my love," you turn in his embrace, looking into his saddened eyes. Raising a hand to rest on his cheek, you smile as the fearsome king leans into your touch, eyes closing in content.

"When do you leave?" He places a kiss to your palm, sighing as he forces the words from his mouth.

"Not long from now." You give a sad smile as you watch your love's face drop. "Hermes will be here to escort me back to the mortal realm soon."

Sighing, his hand comes to rest on yours against his cheek, cupping it gently before pulling it away enough to place another kiss to your palm, then soft pecks to each of your fingertips. A shiver racks your body, and he peaks at you from the corner of his eye, mischief lighting up his face.

"We could always stage a kidnapping. I'll lock the doors and tell them I've decided to keep the goddess of spring all to myself. Any who dare attempt to get you will have to face the wrath of the underworld." He smirks, and the shadows of the land seem to flicker and roar with agreement.

You shake your head with a playful smile as he steps back, not letting go of your hand, bowing as if asking for a dance.

Laughing softly, you bowed back, allowing him to pull you to him with a twirl.

"We'll change your clothes and sneak you out the back before Pavitr arrives. Take you further into the realm where there's a small house waiting for just us." You laugh in glee as he dips you, the shadows around you whiping up as if to catch you.... or maybe swallow you up and hide you just as their king wishes. You lean your head back with a bright smile and unconsealed laughter, allowing the shadow's cool, wispy embrace to surround you. Letting them know they are seen and your joy is as much for them as it is their king, before Hobie pulls you up, holding you tight, as the shadows disperse, a hum of happiness in the once sullen air.

"Or we can sneak up to the human realm. where you can grow vast gardens and capture the heart of every living creature that comes by with your kindness and grace." There's a playful smirk on his face as he looks down at you.

"Which will it be your higness. At your command, I'll make it so." His tone is playful, but there is an underlying threat.

You know if you say you never wish to go anywhere without him, that your body aches at the thought of leaving him for these six months, he'd make it to where you never had to leave again even if it meant defying Zeus and all the other gods.

Your eyes lock as he waits for your answer. His gaze giving away his need for you, the same need and longing you're sure shows in yours. But instead of sealing your fates, you smile up at your king sweetly.

"It may have worked once, my king, but I do quite enjoy the mortals alive as much fun as they are when they get down here. And just as we need one another, my mother needs me." Your hands bunch the front of his tunic to pull him into a passionate kiss.

He obliges, leaning down slightly, letting you kiss away his sorrows for at least the moment.

Pulling back from the kiss, you step away from him, holding his hands now instead as you smile up at him.

"Hobie, my heart. Just a ichor flows through my veins. Your name is engraved in my heart. For my love for you is endless and always. For you allowed only once for tears to claw down my cheeks, for the golden blood in my veins to boil so hot with trepidation that even the sharpest thorns burned as they tangled around me, frenzied in my attempts to free myself from the anguish. You watched as Ichor bubbled from my skin and pooled in my hands like molten lava burning and poisoning everything in its wake, and you made me a queen, your queen. Took me against my will only to show me a freedom I'd never even dreamed of. You saw me for not what I was but who I could be, and for that, I will return to you in just six months. For that, I will always return to the place I now call home and the man who made it so."

You make this vow to him the same as you have done before. Tears pooling in your eyes that you refuse to let drop. You are not saddened to return above, missing the sun and those you called family, but to leave behind your heart to the cruel loneliness that comes with being king of the dead, a title not taken but forced.

You hold back a sigh, feeling him squeeze your hands. You open your eyes, not even realizing you had closed them.

One of his hands comes up swiping away your tears before they had the chance to drop.

"Persephone, my world. You have the ability to turn the darkest shades a blaze. The coldest places warm. And you are my own personal sun. You shined your light across our realm and showed me a world I'd never seen before. Just as one plucks a pretty flower, I saw you that day as tears streaked your face and anguish soured your soul but still your head was held high even as ichor drizzled your arms like honey, for the first time I'm sure. And I knew you had to be mine. If not, then at least my kingdom's for you deserved a status befitting the power you displayed in your darkest moment. I will forever be grateful you took the Pomegranate seeds from the fruit I bore, even if it was just due to hunger. Without you and the love you bring, I'd have been lost in the darkest corners of my kingdom, never to see what could have become of it. You will always have a home here...for everything, including myself, belongs to you here."

A passionate tension fills the air around you. It is as if only the two of you exist in this moment. Fingers entwined the same way your souls are. You hold each others gaze, neither willing to break the tranquil moment.

"Awwwwwwww, aren't you two just the cutest! Almost makes me sad to separate you buuuuut i am the messenger god, and my message just so happens to come in the form of the goddes of spring to one waiting and sorrowful mother!" Pavitr playful voice cuts the tension in the air with ease. He sits on the ledge you'd been looking out on, smiling brightly as you both turn to him with amused looks.

Hobie huffs, slipping from your grips to greet his friend with a playful shove before pulling him into a hug. "Pav, always good to see you."

Hobie playfully looks back at you before stage, whispering to Pavitr. "How much to get you to leave Persephone here and swear you never saw them. I mean also being known as the god of tricksters...." He's got his arm over Pavitr's shoulder, both facing you with matching grins as Pav pretends to think on it.

You shake your head, smiling at their antics. "Come now, Pav. Before the King gets us in trouble." You reach out your hand, and Pav is quick to fall into step with you looping your arms as you lead the way.

"Sorry sir, but an orders an order, and I could never reject a request from the goddes of spring, almighty ruler of the underworld. As you know, what Persephone wants..." Pavitr teases snickering along with you as you look at Hobie expectantly.

"...Persephone gets. yes, I know. I'm the one who started that." Hobie rolls his eyes with a fond smile, as you beam standing tall with mock arrogance before walking away with elegance, leaving behind the echos of your laugher and the smell of fresh floral earth.

Just as you leave his view and the shadows seem to darken, he feels the gentle caress of something winding up his arms, and the smell of flowers and fresh spring air surrounds him the same way the shadows had comforted you.

He looks down to see thin, leafy vines curled around his forearms similar to the arm cuffs he typically wears. Smiling as the scent of home surrounds him, he disappears into the shadows of the gazebo already anticipating your return.

#hobie brown x reader #rainbow's bookshelf #Hades Hobie #persephone reader #hobie brown x gn!reader #hobie brown x fem!reader #greek gods au #Pavitr as hermes?? maybe

[echo-stimmingrose]

Persephone: Hades! Hermes and Thanatos are fighting again!

Hades: *groans like the tired father he is* Not again.

Hades: Every week they do this! Why do I have to handle it? When did they become my children?

Persephone: *amused*

Hades: At least the other children are behaving, right?

Melinoe: *about to cause chaos with the new magic Hecate taught her* Yes, of course.

Zagreus: *learning how to blood bend* We're always behaving.

#incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek mythology #the underworld family #persephone #hades #hermes #thanatos #melinoe #zagreus #greek gods #greek mythology #the underworld #hades x persephone #hermes x thanatos #hermes is apart of the underworld family and i will not be taking criticism on it

[punkeropercyjackson]

It blows my mind that there's actually a pretty large section of Pjo fans who think Percy should've become a unbeatable powerful ass fuck off deity with a harem because 'it's in his blood as the son of Poseidon' and 'he wasted his powers and inheretance by choosing kindness and his normal friends instead of highups' like damn calm down Lord Ozai,you're talking about an afrolatino who grew up in New York and is probably transfem with undiagnosed autism not a back in the good 'ol days testosterone fulled nepotism baby

#percy jackson #percy jackson defense squad #black percy #latino percy #trans percy jackson #aroaceflux bi percy jackson #autistic percy jackson #bigender percy jackson #punk!percy #team parent percy jackson #poseidon pjo #apollo pjo #hermes pjo #hades pjo #kronos pjo #persephone pjo #zeus pjo #artemis pjo #aphrodite pjo #zoe nightshade #rachel elizabeth dare #nico di angelo #hazel levesque #frank zhang #thalia grace #dark percy is bootlicker percy #pjo #x black!reader #summerposting #when i had the url 'afrolatino zuko' i was talking about her actually

[princess-of-songs]

Chapter 3 of Chrysanthemum

#lore olympus #lore olympus fanfiction #lore olympus webtoon #persephone lo #lore olympus persephone #lo persephone #lore olympus kore #lo kore #kore lo #lo hermes #lore olympus hermes #hermes lo #hermes x persephone #lo fanfiction #lore olympus fandom

[hades-songbird]

I’m also a young Hades and Persephone enthusiast, and this is my take on them it’s simple but been drawing them for a good couple of months so I’m sharing them here👍

#hades hadestown #eurydice #hadestown #orpheus #patrick page #persephone #hermes #amber gray #hades x persephone #i love them sm #they were happy at some point

[olympest]

Hades: Can’t wait until Persephone is my wife so I can say “I love my wife” and introduce her to people by saying “I’d like you to meet my wife” and get out of boring social events by saying “I have to go home to my wife” and talk about her to anyone who will listen because she’s my wife and I adore her.

#hades x persephone #hades #persephone #lore olympus #lore olympus au #greek gods au #greek mythology #zeus #poseidon #hecate #mythology #ares #aphrodite #hera #hermes #minthe #eris #olympus #hestia #athena #demeter #hephaestus #apollo #artemis #ancient greek #au #ancient greek au #greek gods #greek

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Hermes: The biggest waste potential is that Persephone has three moms but I can't pull "yo mama" jokes on her. Hermes: I mean, I can, but I don't wanna lose my balls by her sickle.

#hermes #persephone #demeter x hecate #demeter x leto #leto x demeter x hecate #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology quote #incorrect greek gods #fun fact: Artemis and Persephone are said to raised together as children #so that means they have two moms (Leto and Demeter) #and Hecate was with Demeter during her journey in search of her daughter #so in this essay i will explain why Leto x Demeter x Hecate is canon in Greek mythology-

[persephoneflowerpetals]

Hades: You did WHAT?!

Persephone: I invited Andros and Hermes over for tea tomorrow afternoon.

Hades: Sweetheart, I love you, but why would you do that?! You know I can’t stand that winged pain in my flame and his big, hairy boytoy!

Persephone: I was just trying to be friendly! It’s only gonna be for a couple of hours. Can you just play nice until then? You don’t even have to be in the same room. You can just work in the throne room until they’re gone…please? For me?

Hades: *sighs in defeat* Fine. For you.

Persephone: *smiles and kisses him*

Meanwhile on Earth…

Hermes: You WHAT!? Babe, why would you accept a free invite to the Underworld? You’re a mortal! That’s just plain nutty!

Andros: I’m sorry, but I couldn’t just say ‘no’ to the Goddess of Spring and Queen of the Underworld.

Hermes: Hey, I get it, babe. Heh, I guess it’s a good thing I’m going as your plus one. If I didn’t then Hades would steal your soul in a heartbeat.

@thepinkestpug (sorry but I’ve been dying to make some sort of Andros x Hermes and Hades x Persephone post for a while and was trying to think of something funny lol! This probably wasn’t all that funny, but I thought it worked for them lol, like Hades and Hermes getting upset that their s/o was like “yeah let’s get together” lmao)

#disney #hercules #hades #hercules 1997 #disney’s hercules #disney hades #hades disney #persephone #self insert oc #other’s ocs #mutual oc #persephone oc #hercules oc #disney oc #hermes #andros #incorrect disney quotes #incorrect hercules quotes #persephades #hades x persephone #persephone x hades #Hermes x Andros #Andros x Hermes #hades hercules

[ourladyofeternity]

New production photos? A’ight!

You know the drill, I stole them from Facebook:)

#hadestown #eva noblezada #reeve carney #patrick page #eurydice hadestown #persephone hadestown #hades hadestown #eurydice x orpheus #hades x persephone #orpheus hadestown #broadway #persephone #hadestown broadway #eurydice #hermes hadestown #Jewelle Blackman #Lilias White #I have issues with the fact that Jewelle and Patrick photo is the same they had with Amber #But it’s okay

[olympushit]

Keeping up with the Olympians

#kuwto

Episode 7:

Preview: Olympus and the Underworld are a living hell! Zeus and Hera are back to the fighting scene after the "bitch" incident. Poseidon and Amphitrite are in tge same fate as Zeus and Hera, but a little better. Hades decides to take Persephone on a vacation in the unknown lands of the Underworld. Ares and Aphrodite celebrate their union again once and for all, while Apollo falls in love with Hyacinthus. Many more to follow on this unholy episode!

Scene 1: (Zeus and Hera back on Olympus)

Hera: I can't believe you!

Zeus: You act like you don't know me.

Hera: What do you expect me to do?

Zeus: Get over it!

Hera: Really?

Zeus: Why so aggressive?

Hera: You think that's aggressive? I'll show you aggressive!

Zeus: Hera! No! Not the condoms! I need them!

Hera: For what exactly?

Zeus: Oops!

Hera: I'll kill you with my own hands!

Zeus: Catch the thunder bitch!

Zeus' confessional:

Thanks to my thunderbolts I run away this time! But I don't know for how long I can hide from her! Until she finds me, let's seduce this little mortal girl!

Hera's confessional:

He may have run away, but he doesn't know that I have installed a mini tracker on his wedding ring! Hephaestus darling, you are my favorite son! For today at least!

____________

Scene 2: (Poseidon and Amphitrite)

Poseidon: Babe, let's talk it out!

Amphitrite: Did the wall just talk?

Poseidon: Don't act like that!

Amphitrite: Yeah, definitely the wall is talking.

Poseidon: I'll say whatever I have to say and if you want listen to me! I love you more than everything in this world! You are my queen, my equal, my eternal consort, my other half. Without you a day passes awfully slow, painfully alone! My heart calms around you, my soul is screaming your name! If I didn't love you, I wouldn't have chased you so far away from Greece to get you to notice me when you refused my proposal in the very beginning! Please my queen, forgive me!

Amphitrite ready to cry: You mean it Poseidon? You really love me that much?

Poseidon: If I didn't love you, I wouldn't be here now!

Amphitrite: Ok then, I forgive you, but this is the last chance I give you!

Poseidon: I'm forever grateful honey!

Amphitrite's confessional:

I am really moved by Poseidon's words! I can't believe he loves me that much!

Poseidon's confessional:

Thanks goodness Eros wrote down those sweet words I told her! I owe you one nephew!

___________

Scene 3: (Ares, Aphrodite, Hermes and Dionysus)

Ares: I can't believe I got him out of my plate!

Aphrodite: It was about time!

Ares: So, how are we gonna celebrate our reconciliation?

Aphrodite: Let's burn all Apollo's photos!

Ares: Let's paint the curtains red!

Aphrodite: You mean the town red?

Ares: No! The curtains! He hates red curtains!

Aphrodite: That's diabolical!

Ares: Babe, I'm fucking war!

Aphrodite: I love your fierceness baby!

Hermes on the phone behind the door: Apollo, Ares will paint your curtains red-

Ares: Wait! Did you hear that?

Aphrodite moves to open the door and Hermes falls on the floor forward along with Dionysus.

Ares: You stupid ass bitches! What are you doing in my palace?

Hermes: Apollo hung up, they discovered us!

Dionysus:It's not what it looks like!

Aphrodite: Apollo told you to come and spy on us! Traitors! Hermes, I thought we were friends!

Hermes: No no! Apollo has no idea about it! I swear on Styx!

Dionysus: Wow! You suck at telling the truth!

Hermes: I am a professional liar! What did you expect?

Ares: So, if Apollo doesn't know about this, then why are you here?

Dionysus: We care about him, and we wanted to see if this was for real!

Ares: Wow! You are unbelievable!

Hermes: I know I am!

Aphrodite: He wasn't complimenting you!

Hermes: Nevermind.

Ares: Get lost from my palace both of you!

Dionysus: Or else?

Ares: Deimos! Phobos! Hermes said you are lame!

Hermes: What?

Dionysus: Ain't no fucking way!

Hermes: Run for your life!

__________

Scene 4: (Apollo, Hermes, Dionysus)

Apollo's confessional:

I don't care about Ares anymore! Hyacinthus is a real sunshine, a real loyal lover!

Hermes: Apollo! Help!

Apollo: What's wrong? And what were you saying on the phone earlier?

Dionysus: That's not important right now! Deimos and Phobos are on their way here!

Apollo: Oh no! What did you do?

Hermes: We were spying on Ares and he unleashed those two little brats to chase us away from his palace!

Apollo: You idiots! Deimos and Phobos went on vacation with their girlfriends a week ago!

Dionysus: Damn! He is right!

Hermes: We are safe!

Apollo: Ok, what's the matter now?

Hermes: Ares wants to paint your curtains red and burn your photos!

Apollo: Who cares about him? Hyacinthus has my heart now!

Dionysus: Did you overcome it so quickly?

Apollo: Love is the solution to everything!

Hermes: Ok then! So what now?

Apollo: I'll enjoy my life with him!

Dionysus: You know him only for one week!

Apollo: I knew Ares for centuries and this id how it turned out!

Hermes: He has a point there.

Apollo: I'll focus on myself more, I'll think positively amd I'll devote myself on everything that makes me feel happy!

Dionysus: I'm happy for you bro!

Hermes: We will always be there for you!

_____________

Scene 5: (Persephone and Hades)

Persephone's confessional:

Hades told me we will have splendid vacation after our fight. He said he will show me places I have never seen in my life again. I can't wait!

Hades: Babe! Are you ready?

Persephone: Yep!

Hades: Wait, why 3 suitcases?

Persephone: I didn't know where we are going, so I took summer and winter clothes! Shouldn't have I?

Hades: Actually, never mind! Let's go.

Persephone: I don't like that tone Hades. Is something wrong?

Hades: You shouldn't have packed anything.

Persephone: You are right! All we need is one another!

Hades: That's the spirit babe! Now let's go to Tartarus.

Persephone: Tartarus? What are we gonna do there?

Hades: We will go to Tartarus to see the titans.

Persephone: Excuse me?

Hades: After all these years we are together, I find it strange that you haven't shown interest in meeting our ancestors.

Persephone: Are you serious? Cronos swallowed you when you were a baby! Why would I meet him personally?

Hades: There is no interest to your grandfather?

Persephone: He is a scumbag!

Hades: Persephone! Show some respect to my family!

Persephone: Excuse you, but you weren't respectful to my mother when you abducted me!

Hades: That's besides the point!

Persephone: Really? Is that so?

Hades: What else did you expect?

Persephone: I'm outta here!

Hades: You can't go to your mother!

Persephone: Watch me Hades!

____________

Scene 6: (Demeter, Hestia, Hera and Persephone)

Hera's confessional:

After everything that happened with Zeus, I really need my sisters by my side.

Hera: He called me bitch!

Demeter: Who calls someone like that in a sexy way!

Hera: Exactly.

Hestia: That's disgraceful!

Persephone barges into the room crying

Persephone: Mommy!

Demeter: Baby!

Hug scene

Demeter: Why are you crying? Did your shitty man do something stupid?

Persephone: Yeah, he wanted to take me to meet Cronos!

Hera:.....

Hestia:.....

Demeter:......

Persephone: Hey! Tell me something! Why so silent?

Hestia: Well, that's not something weird to me.

Hera: I agree.

Demeter: That's why you are sad?

Persephone: Excuse me, what's wrong with everyone today?

Demeter: He may be a shitty man, but still it is no harm to watch him even from far away. He is our dad afterall.

Persephone: Are you listening to yourself?

Hera: Well, little Persephone, know that all of us have visited our dad over the centuries.

Hestia: He is our dad and thus your grandad. I don't see why not.

Persephone: I'm outta here!

Persephone departs

Hera: Anyways! Where were we?

Hestia: At the bitch topic. But what is to die for was Demeter with Poseidon and Amphitrite fighting!

Hera: Ohhh! What did I lose?

Demeter: I'd rather not talk about it.

Persephone barges again into the room.

Persephone: What happened with Poseidon?

Demeter: Oh dear lord!

Hera: Spit it out sis!

Demeter: We slept together. Amphitrite found out and came here looking for the ankle monitor detector. But Poseidon was also there and we ended up fighting with Hestia swinging your white sheet as a peace flag.

Hera: My white sheet?

Hestia: Did you prefer I took one of Zeus' white underwear instead?

Persephone: What? No! She'll catch gonorrhea!

Hera: What?

Demeter: Darling! That wasn't very nice!

Hera: Run for your miserable life Persephone!

Persephone starts running with Hera following right behind.

Hestia: This week is quite tiring!

Demeter: You tell me!

__________

Scene 7: (Athena, Artemis, Ares)

Athena: Don't tell a single soul, but I stole Ares' shield!

Artemis: Wait! How did you lift it? I thought he was the only one who could lift his shield!

Athena: Nothing escapes my mind!

Artemis: That's why I love you!

Athena: I love you too sis! Now let's take it to Hephaestus!

Artemis: Wait! Why?

Athena: Hephaestus wants to apologize to Ares and we need to help him.

Artemis: I never thought you would help out Ares make up with his brother.

Athena: I'm doing this for Hephaestus, not this hotheaded bitch!

Ares barges in

Ares: You lil bitch! You stole my shield!

Athena: What? Who? Me?

Ares: Yes! You! You are holding it right now!

Athena: Oh! That's a replica one! I told Hephaestus to make tge same one for me!

Ares: You think I am stupid?

Athena: Yes, but that's a conversation for another time.

Ares: Give it back now!

Athena: But it's not yours!

Ares: But it is!

Athena: But it's not!

Ares: But it's not!

Athena: But it is!

Artemis:.....

Athena: Shit!

Ares: You said it yourself, now give it back you pussy bitch!

Athena: Over my dead body!

Ares: You wanna fight? I'll give you a fight!

Athena: Come on! You'll lose again as always!

Ares: I don't think so this time!

Ares departs.

Artemis: What was that now?

Athena: I don't know!

Artemis: You better sleep with an eye open.

Athena: Pfft! Bitch please! What is he gonna do?

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Scene 8: ( Hephaestus and Hermes)

Hephaestus: I can't believe that!

Hermes: Isn't that amazing?

Hephaestus: Definitely!

Hermes: Why do you wanna apologize to Ares?

Hephaestus: Because I know I was on the wrong. He had a relationship with Aphrodite way before. They had children together!

Hermes: Is that all? Then why did you break them apart?

Hephaestus: Because I thought that Aphrodite would ameliorate my status on this unholy mountain, but apparently that was wrong!

Hermes: I'm glad you acknowledge your mistake!

Hephaestus: I am a shitty brother!

Hermes: I think that Ares is gonna appreciate it.

Hephaestus: You think so?

Hermes: Both of you are very misunderstood bro. He is in tge same place as you.

Hephaestus: I hope it ends well this time!

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THAT'S EPISODE 7!

I made it!

I hope you liked that episode, I had fun writting it!

Till episode 8!

3 more episodes and then Keeping up with the Olympians will finally end!

Stay tuned! 💜✌️😀

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Greek Gods as Incorrect Quotes

Ares: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?  Athena: You’re a hazard to society  Hermes: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Athena: Dammit, Ares! Ares: What?! It wasn’t me! Athena: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Apollo! Apollo: Not me either. Athena: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Hermes: *whistles*

'Can I copy the homework?'  Athena: I can help you with it!  Hephaestus: Yeah, sure.  Hermes: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.  Dionysus: lol nope.  Apollo: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!  Hera: *Read 5:55pm*

Artemis: Apollo... Apollo: Oh no, 'Apollo' in b-flat. Apollo: You're disappointed.

Demeter, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!  Poseidon: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Persephone: Okay, truth or dare? Hades: Truth Persephone: How many hours have you slept this week? Hades: Hades: ...Dare Persephone: Go to bed. Hades: I don’t like this game.

Zeus: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Hera: Nope, absolutely not. Hephaestus: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Hermes: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Aphrodite: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Hades: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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