#he’s just a swinging

[mj-thrush-gxn]

gotta give the people what they want

#he’s just a swinging #space age #bachelor man #yk? #space age bachelor man #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads fanart #thrush draws #rtc #ride the cyclone #taylor swift dndads #dndads rtc au #dndads au

[fanaticalthings]

Jason being the easiest kid is super funny. Bruce looking at Jason and remembering Dick at 18: “we can work through this. He’ll come around if I don’t give up on.”

Bruce, watching over a freshly street-snatched Jason: Why is he so calm

Having Dick as the rambunctious, feral, and unhinged first child must've given him SO much whiplash once Jason entered the picture. Lil guy just vibed in his own world. Just reading books and doing schoolwork. Baby Jason hurt nobody.

Bruce will just be going over the ground rules of the manor, remembering all the chaos Dick brought upon the household.

Bruce: No swinging from the chandelier.

Jason: ?? I wasn't planning to?

Bruce: No murder.

Jason: What? That never even crossed my mind-

Bruce: And please, for the love of God, don't sneak out and try to beat up the nearest criminal on our block

Jason:

Jason: WHO is responsible for these rules being created??

Bruce will just come home from a long day of work. He's tired and just wants a nice, quiet evening, but he's subconsciously psyching himself up to prepare himself for the chaos he'll witness once he enters the manor

but then Jason's just quietly doing his own thing, maybe even helping Alfred with some chores, reading, or just lounging about in the manor. In general, just causing no trouble and Bruce just turns to Alfred, all worried like, "Is he sick? I don't think children are supposed to behave this way."

#Bruce putting 'No chandeliar swinging' before 'No murder' speaks volumes of the battles he's faced #baby jay was just a lil guy :') #Bruce having a wholesome relationship with jason from the very start: I didnt know this was possible #Bruce and robin!jason were so soft like please read the 80s comics they were SO cute fnksjvkosk #Dick visiting for the very first time since he left home: Why the FUCK is it so peaceful here #Dick not being angry about Jason becoming robin but instead being angry that his new brother isnt driving Bruce up the wall: #'are you even WORTHY of being my successor?? WHERE is your drive?' #jason todd #bruce wayne #batman #red hood #robin!jason #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #batdad #batfamily #batkids #incorrect quotes #dc #crack #fanatical asks #fanatical posting #sidenote anon i am so sorry for not answering this earlier i always forget to check my asks ;-;

[rairaitus]

kaveh : “work smarter, not harder.”

#I just think the way he swings the claymore like a protractor is so funny askdjnasd #genshin kaveh #kaveh #kaveh fanart #genshin #genshin impact #genshin impact kaveh #genshin impact fanart #rairaitusing

[polar-prude]

oscar during fp1

#your honor hes just a little guy #legs swinging #pocket sized #fp1 #can24 #canadian gp 2024 #mclaren #oscar piastri #op81 #f1 #formula 1

[steddielations]

once again thinking about how Eddie’s realization that Steve’s actually a good dude probably has to do with how Steve kept making sure he was in the loop (girl with superpowers) and placating his worries without making it seem silly (Dustin’s not cursed, just mental) and never once making Eddie feel dumb for trying to keep up and going blank under stress (not saying ‘you should already know’ when explaining the hive mind) I know we love how Eddie doesn’t make Steve feel dumb about the Ozzy reference, but Steve was also doing that for Eddie too for most of the season

Just thinking, with Eddie having failed grades and clearly struggled in school and not being seen as “traditionally” smart, he’s definitely been treated like he’s stupid before. Both him and Steve know what it’s like to feel dumb and they made such a point not to treat each other that way and it’s so!!!

#they tease each other and steve’s like ‘you got it easy. i just had to grab a bat and start swinging. no questions asked’ #i made another post about this but i was thinking about it again because!! #yeah it’s probably part of why eddie was like hey he’s actually a very good dude #steddie #eddie munson #stranger things #steve harrington #steddie headcanons #st meta #mp

[even-starsburnout]

I can’t stop thinking about all the things Ezra doesn’t know about. Like obviously he doesn’t know about Jacen and we’re all looking forward to that but he also doesn’t know they won. He doesn’t know about the Death Star or Alderaan. He doesn’t know that Lando Calrissian of all people became a general and a war hero. He doesn’t know that Obi-Wan and Yoda are dead. He doesn’t know that Luke is training a new generation of Jedi. He doesn’t know what happened to Mandalore and Sabine’s family. HE HASN’T SEEN LOTHAL

#when he disappeared the war wasn’t even in full swing yet #everything just happened without him #star wars #star wars rebels #ahsoka #ezra bridger #sabine wren

[thesarcasticism]

"don't be weird about sonic characters" - shiro maekawa once said this

#'but he's shadow's creator so it's okay for him but not 4 u' listen first of all: shadow isn't real. none of the sonic characters are real #if that's where maekawa - his fucking CREATOR - is coming from; why not join him #i'm gonna be as weird as i wanna be just as mr. maekawa intended #sth #sonic #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #this might be swinging a bat at a hornet's nest #again i hope i'm not popular enough to get hate from this #mine

[ewwww-what]

I mean??? That’s one way to get him to stop picking on you I guess?????

#STOP PICKING ON ME #he is about to make some very coincidental and unfortunate rolls #give him a break man #genuinely this scene reminded me a little of the bit with Doreen where Adaine just kinda??? #accidentally swings the ladle too hard??? #but here it’s not so much an accident as it is a black-out bully-induced rage #this has to have been a pretty deeply upsetting situation for him after the rage wore off but I’m not gonna think about it too hard #fantasy high freshman year #fantasy high #d20 fantasy high #d20 #d20 fanart #dimension 20 #gorgug thistlespring #gorgug fantasy high #fhfy #blood #blood cw #undescribed #my art

[badnewswhatsleft]

patrick singing the harmony as the topline for our lawyer performances my beloved (summer sonic 2007)

#im sure he does this for maybe like many other songs i just don't listen to live performances much so #also ft JOECALS and HEARING PETE'S BASS AS HE SWINGS ABOUT WILDLY #patrick stump #fall out boy #joe trohman #pete wentz #andy hurley #media blitz #summer sonic 2007

[keldabekush]

I redrew an older thing because oh my god it looked like shit 🍹the day Jango started wearing platforms

#commander Cody #jango fett #the clone wars #kushdraws #I swing back and forth about the troopers height and honestly I think I prefer them being the same height as Temuera #but funny if some of these guys just end up taller than Jango and he’s like huh. hmm.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 149

Danny is not the ghost king. In fact, he’s never going to be the ghost king. 

However, that doesn’t stop him from getting summoned, which is stressful. First of all, he has school to deal with, second of all, he’s just a lil baby ghost so shouldn’t even be able to be summoned, and three, his new ghost-dad gets a… tiny bit upset. Not at him, but he can only talk him out of destroying a world thanks to some idiot-cults so many times before there’s the temptation to let him do so. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #prompts #Pariah adopts Danny #Stops his plans to take over the world by the ghost equivalent of a tiny baby holding ur finger for the first time ever #Aka new halfa child came at him swinging and that’s utterly Adorable #To Pariah he’s just a lil guy- a lil baby boi #And since he’s still half alive he Supposes the city needs to still exist in the living world #He’s just going to hold the lil child in his hands and marvel while Danny tries to gnaw a finger off #Fright Knight is his official babysitter & now lives in his shadow half the time #The crown only transfers through a mutual battle/challenge #Which didn’t exactly happen #Vlad is technically also a ghost-child & gets sent to a medical foster-home until his obsession-sickness is fixed #no one bothered stopping the cult because the summoning hasn’t worked for hundreds of millenia #They now regret this #if wanted could also be marvel #dp x marvel #or really any sort of crossover #if there's magic or summoning it works lol

[icaruspendragon]

i’ve been truly gobsmacked one single time in my entire life and it was during a conversation i had with my therapist dalton about three months after i started seeing him. it went something like this:

dalton: you’d mentioned going to therapy multiple times before, what were those experiences like?

me: *tells him about experiences*

dalton: so all of your past therapists with the exception of one have been men, correct?

me: uh yeah, i guess so.

dalton: was that coincidence or do you prefer speaking with men?

me: i guess i just feel more comfortable talking to a man.

dalton: do you think there’s a reason?

me: i don’t know, i’ve never put much thought into it honestly.

dalton: based on what you’ve told me in prior sessions, do you think it has anything to do with your father being absent both emotionally and physically?

me: uh

dalton: the only reason i ask is because you say you’re indifferent to his indifference as he’s always been unreliable and you’re “used to it.” but do you realize when you’ve talked about your struggles with seeking external validation in wanting people to be proud of you, the people in question are almost exclusively older men who are some kind of authority figure to you? and based on what you’ve told me about your childhood, you didn’t really get the validation and connection you wanted from your father, which is part of why you seek it elsewhere. and while that makes sense, i want to make sure you understand it’s okay if him not doing what a father should do still hurts you, even if though you think it shouldn’t hurt anymore because you’ve been living with his disappointment for the past twenty or so years. it doesn’t matter how old a wound is, sometimes they still hurt.

me: uhh

dalton: anyway, back to my question. do you think it has anything to do with that or do you just feel more comfortable being vulnerable with men?

me: uhhh

dalton: take your time. you don’t have to have an answer right now. just something to maybe think about. now, let’s talk about the dead brother thing.

#therapy #dalton just started swinging one day and then never stopped #sometimes i wish he was worse at his job #anyway #can’t believe i willingly get humbled once a week by a man who’s 5’8

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Nooooo Bestie, don't go to mad at me island

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #nie huaisang #Bestie (nhs) attempts to dodge responsibility for his meddling. Fails miserably. Gets soggy and wet as a defense. #I think there should be an ace attorney au for mdzs just so nhs can be an girlfail definitelydidit witness #NHS with the wettest eyelashes: “my whole lineage is based on killing and vengeance and swinging massive swords around” #He was so smart for breaking the cycle tbh. What if you just didn't engage with the tradition that eventually drives you mad? #Other notes from this scene (because I'm skipping over the man-eating castle explanation) #Shout out to NHS again for hearing that Jin Ling almost died in the walls and going 'maybe he got what he deserved'. Unhinged.

[river-bottom-nightmare]

starting a collection

#he just threw a man with his thighs and swinging momentum #how fucking strong ARE they?? #dc #dick grayson #bruce wayne #clark kent

[tricoufamily]

you say you like aliens and yet you are weirded out by the weird aliens. curious.

#BABY CHLOE 😭😢😭😢😭😢 #vidcund is a bottle blonde to me...he's just that kind of girl #when kitty saw pascal covered lazlo's face in sticker adhesive and was swinging him around like a baseball bat. #you know vidcund's the one who told on him. bitch #ts4 #ts4 render #ts4 edit #the sims 4 #breath in #pascal curious #vidcund curious #lazlo curious #jenny smith #glarn curious #kitty curious #lola curious #chloe curious #sometimes you have an affair then you have an alien baby then you have a baby w your mistress then another alien baby then

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

what's gayer? being gay or what ever the hell darth maul and obi wan had going on.

Darth Maul: I spent the last 12 years desperately clinging to life just for the chance to see you again. Even when I forgot my own name, I still remembered yours. When I see you it feels like a part of me is missing. You drove me mad. You're the only thing keeping me sane. I dream about holding your heart in my hands, my teeth at your throat.

Obi wan: ...i have a gf

#if this was a text obi would just leave him on read #star wars #darth maul #obi wan #obimaul #i legit cannot even imagine darth maul being straight. he hates another man so ardently so passionately so obsessively #its impossible to picture him spending even a fraction of that energy on a chick #sorry ladies he just doesn't hate u like that :/ #the saber swings both ways but he dont