#he wants cheese on ice 💕💕💕

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#mine #i think my bf sent me this for a reason 👁👁 #he wants cheese on ice 💕💕💕 #w

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Sarah!! I’m just imagining one night reader and Eddie’s pillow talk after a long day with Dorothy or even when she was pregnant and I know reader sneaks in wanting cheese fries into the conversation 😂 I love them!!💕💕

Hiii babes!! I love this because you know their pillow talk is just so random especially when she was pregnant😂 so I hope you enjoy these little glimpses into what their late night convos are like!💖

-find all things It Was Just One Night here

“Jesus Christ why are your feet so fucking cold?” “I was too sleepy to put socks on…stop moving Eddie how am I supposed to shove them between yours if you keep wiggling away from me?” “That’s the point you can’t…just let me go get you some socks so we can both get comfortable.” “I’m perfectly content…” “yeah well it feels like I have actual ice cubes on my feet so I’m gonna-” “You’re ruining this moment you asshole just lay down and let me cuddle you.” “But…but your feet…are so fucking cold baby.” “Just lay down and you’ll forget all about my feet in a few minutes.” “How will I forget?…oh is this like…your way of saying we can do sexy stuff that’ll distract me from your glacier feet?” “Yeah…go get me some socks.”

“Did I tell you what Steve told me today when he came to drop off some snacks for me at work?” “Snacks? Baby I packed you a whole fucking lunch.” “So?…what’s lunch have to do with snacks? Oh hand me my chapstick please.” “Here…I guess…snacks and lunch don’t really have anything in common minus being food…but no what did Steve tell you?” “He said he has a date!” “He’s Steve…he always has a date.” “Don’t be an asshole Eddie he’s really excited about this one…wants me to meet her this weekend.” “He wants you to meet her?…Why?” “What do you mean why?” “Is he trying to scare her off?” “Edward James Munson what the fuck is wrong with you?” “Ouch you’re so violent before bed…I’m just saying We all remember what happened with the last girl he brought over…” “She tried to take a bite of my Mac and cheese…I was like eight months pregnant you can’t just try to take my food without me screaming or crying…” “yeah well you ended up doing both…” “I’m his bestfriend Eddie he just wants to get my opinion on her that’s all…” “and probably show off his uncle skills with Dotty…he knows girls melt at the sight of a man holding a baby.” “That’s true…you look dreamy holding Dotty.” “Do I really?” “Yes but do go getting all cocky about it…”

“Is that my shirt?” “No it’s mine.” “Baby…did you go into my dresser and steal another one of my shirts?” “No…I went into the closet and stole one of your shirts…they are perfect for sleeping and you sleep half naked so figured it’s fine.” “Yeah yeah it’s fine…can you uh..is it okay if we cuddle a little before bed? I’ve had a long day.” “We cuddle every night before bed…” “i mean uhm..like can..I uh-” “you wanna be the little spoon don’t you?” “Yes.” “Fine but only if you put your hair up so it’s not all in my face…you know I hate when it gets in my mouth.” “Of course…I love you.” “I love you too now come to momma…tell me all about your day.” “You know how I feel about you calling yourself momma in the bedroom.” “Oh right forgot no momma for me but daddy for you is allowed…that’s so rude.” “Don’t start with the daddy thing unless you’re in the mood to fool around….” “Did you use a new body wash? You smell like…lavender?” “I accidentally used the bed time baby wash we use for Dotty…I thought it was one of your fancy ones…” “it smells nice…god you’re so warm it’s like you’re my own space heater.” “Yeah we need to get your levels checked because it’s like frosty the fucking snowman is spooning me right now.” “At least I didn’t forget my socks this time.” “Thank god for that…”

“When did you know you were in love with me?” “What?” “When did you realize you were in love with me? I mean it took you months to even ask me on a date so I’m just curious.” “Oh uh well…I kinda knew the moment I saw you shove a whole chicken nugget into your mouth and wash it down with a milkshake after we bought Dotty’s crib….I just looked at you and thought…yeah…that’s her…she’s the one.” “What the fuck Eddie that was like a whole month before my baby shower.” “Yeah…I know…but I didn’t wanna freak you out so I figured a date first would be smart.” “For me it was when you came to pick me up from lovers lake at like three in the morning because my car wouldn’t start…that’s when I kinda started seeing you as someone I could actually enjoy being around.” “That’s the first time I stayed the night with you.” “I know…I just enjoyed you being around and when I woke up and you were still there it just…meant a lot to me.” “I’ll always be here…I’m not going anywhere.” “I know…” “I love you…I’d marry you if you’d stop telling me no.” “I love you too…I know you would…but I’m never gonna say yes…sorry.” “It’s fine baby…I’m never gonna stop asking….ya know just incase you change your mind.”

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His Little Girl | Bradley Bradshaw x Reader P.84

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Hi, besties! First, I would like to start off by thanking everyone for still being here with me. I can't thank you all enough for everything. I love you all so much! I hope you are all enjoying the story still! I love you all so so so much! 💕Without further a-do... Happy reading and enjoy! ❤️

A/n: Dadley Dadshaw comes to the rescue after a long long week back at work. Leia Rey's 7th birthday is just over the horizon 🫣

Word Count: 3.8k

Warnings: crying, tiredness, slight anxiousness, sadness, some disappointment, but a whole lot of love 🥰

Please don't take my work, I will find you. 

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Bradley’s POV

I had been back at work for my first week of the full 12-hour shifts. In the morning I would go to training and go through the vigorous exercises to help my body get ready to withstand Gs again. I had been working on breathing techniques for the first week. It was hard because my abdomen was still healing. I knew I had to take it slow, but also put my 100% effort into it. Next week I would continue to work on my breathing because I failed the breathing maneuvers practice test. It really discouraged me, but I thought about you and the kids. I knew I had to just trust the process. 

I came home from the last day of training for me for the week. I was beyond tired. I would go to training, then do some paperwork for my officers, go back out to the tarmac to instruct for flying, go back and do more paperwork, meet with each of my LTs to get them up to par with codes and protocols, train some more, then push more paperwork. Being a senior officer was tough and tiring. I’ve never had to do so much instruction and paperwork in my career with the Navy. 

I came home more tired than I had been in a long time. I just wanted to take a shower, eat, and lay on the couch with the kids and you. When I walked into the house, it was like I walked right into a zoo. The boys were crying in the arms of Phoenix and Hangman, Austin was trying to console Leia, the house looked like a tornado hit it, and it smelled like rotting cheese in the house. I stood in the doorway frozen.

“Guys? Guys??” I was trying to catch at least one of them’s attention, but they were all frantic and focusing on each child they had. “Hello!”

They all looked over at me and Leia came running over to me, “Daddy!” She had tears in her eyes. I picked her up and held her close to me as I rubbed her back. The boys were still wailing while Phoenix and Hangman were trying to get them to stop. 

“My girl. What happened? Where is momma?” I brushed Leia’s hair from her face and kissed her forehead. I looked at my daughter concerned. 

She sniffled and wiped her nose with the back of her hand, “Momma went to her doctor's appointment and had to go to the store, Braddie pulled my hair really hard when I was playing with him and Luke. It really hurt.” She started to rub her head, “I know he didn’t mean it, but it really hurt, Daddy!” She started to cry hard as she held her head. 

“Oh, my girl!” I held her close to me and kissed her head over and over again. “How about we get you some ice and a PB&J? How’s that sound, Leia babe?” 

She sniffled and nodded. I brought her over to the counter and sat her on the top of it. I pulled out an uncrustable from the freezer and placed it on her head. “Let it thaw out on your head while I get the toaster.” I gave her a little smirk and poked her belly. She let out a little giggle and nodded. I brought out the toaster and I grabbed an ice pack. I replaced the sandwich with the ice and placed the uncrustable into the toaster. “Okay, my girl. Stay here. I need to check on your brothers, okay? Help your Aunt Nat and your Uncle Jakey.” She nodded and continued to hold the ice to her head. 

I jogged over to my wailing boys. “Oh, what did the bad people do to you boys?” I chuckled as I went over and gave them both kisses on their hot ass heads. “Jesus Christ, how long have they been cryin?” I grabbed Bradley from Hangman and started to bounce him in my arms. “Daddy’s here, Bradley boy. It’s okay.” I started to shush him as I continued to soothe him. 

“They’ve been crying for probably 10 minutes. They both have clean diapers, and both DEFINITELY fed, played with, burped… everything. I have no clue what happened.” Jake rubbed the back of his neck as he tried to think of anything else. 

Bradley started to settle down in my arms and I chuckled. “They probably just miss their daddy is all.” I pulled Brad back to look at his face, a little smirk appeared when he looked at me. “I am so sorry for leaving you boys here with these strange crazy people!” I said in my mushiest baby talk. “Daddy promises to not stay this late at work again. I’m so sorry, baby.” 

Bradley started to giggle in my arms. I handed him back to Hangman, so I could help Phoenix with Luke. He was still ballistically crying. “Come here my Lukey-bear.” I grabbed him from Phoenix and started to bounce him as he screamed at the top of his lungs. “AWHHH! I KNOW!” I agreed with him in my once again muckiest baby talk. “You were stuck here with the bad people! I am so sorry, my love.” I rubbed his back as he cried into my shoulder. 

“Daddy! Can I eat my PB&J now? It popped out of the toaster!” Leia called over to me. 

I nodded and made my way over to her. I grabbed the PB&J and unplugged the toaster. I placed the sandwich on a paper towel. “Let it cool off a little bit, babe.” I kissed her head and continued to place the toaster away as I continued to console Luke. 

He started to calm down little by little as I kept telling him it was okay and I rocked him in my arms. I pulled him from my shoulder and looked at him in his tear-filled eyes. I continued to talk him down. “Hi, my handsome boy. You’re okay. I promise. Daddy is here now. It’s okay.” His little lip kept quivering and I kept shushing him. “You’re okay my boy. I love you. Daddy loved you so much.” I placed little kisses on his tear-stained cheeks causing him to give me his first pair of puppy dog eyes. 

“Oh, man. Those are going to be the death of me. Courtesy of myself. Shit.” I sniffled as I tried to hold back my tears. It was the cutest thing I had ever seen in my life. “You’re okay, I’m here, babe.” I gave him a couple of kisses on his lips and he giggled from the tickling of my mustache. “There’s what I love to hear.” I smiled at Luke as he continued to giggle. 

“Damn, Bradshaw. Who would have ever thought?” Phoenix laughed and shook her head. 

I squinted my eyes at her and jerked my head back as I handed Luke back to her. “What are you talking about, Trace?” I made my way back over to Leia to check her head. 

She held Luke against her hip and bounced him. “I mean who would have thought that you over a year and a half ago, would be such a good and responsible dad of three?” Phoenix started to laugh. 

“Yea, seriously, Rooster.” Hangman laughed. Austin just looked at the three of us confused before he made his way over to Phoenix to play with Luke. 

I checked Leia’s head and removed the ice pack. “Feeling better, babe?” I raised my brows at her and she nodded. I smiled and handed her her PB&J.” Good!” I kissed her forehead and put the ice pack back into the freezer. 

I leaned against the counter next to Leia, “You guys suck. Out of all of you, and I mean the WHOLE squad. I was most responsible. Straight from the get-go, I was gonna be a great and responsible dad.” I rolled my eyes at the both of them. “Now. The real question is… Why the…” I covered Leia’s ears, “Fuck does my house smell like spoiled and rotting cheese?”

The three of them looked at each other and looked over at the pile of diapers near the trash can. I followed their gaze. “Guys. Really? What the hell?” We all started to laugh together as I went and cleaned up the pile of death to throw away outside. 

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I went upstairs to clean up and get out of my work clothes. After I was finished, I sat on the edge of the bed and took a little breather. I sat there and thought about how you have been such a good mom and have been handling all 8 of the kids that are in this house. I sighed and smiled. I was so lucky to have someone like you. I just didn’t know how you were so good at it. 

What if I’m not enough? Am I lacking? Are Phoenix and Hangman actually really shocked that I can be a dad?

Hangman came into the room and sat next to me. “You alright, Rooster?” 

I nodded and chuckled. “Yea. I’m good. Y/n home yet?” I looked at him with a raised brow.

He shook his head. “Nah, not yet. Maybe she’ll return the favor. She’ll be back when the boys are 7 and Leia 14.” He raised his brows at me and gave me a devious smile. 

I gave him a blank stare and blinked my eyes at him. “Fuck you, Seresin.” 

He started to laugh and winked at me, “When?”

I rolled my eyes and shoved him off my bed. “You’re an asshole, dude.” I started to laugh as he got up off the floor. 

“You know. It was a good joke, Bradshaw.” He laughed and slapped me on the back.

I stood up and shook my head at him. “Yea, Yea. Fuck off. Where are my kids?” I started to chuckle as we made our way downstairs. 

“MOMMA!” Leia yelled as you walked through the door. 

Jake nudged his elbow into me. “She’s 7 years early, bro.” 

I scoffed and shoved Hangman down the remaining steps of the stairs. You looked up at us as he stomped down hard trying to hold onto the railing so he wouldn’t fall. You looked at both of us with wide eyes as you kissed Leia’s head. 

“What’s going on here, boys?” You started to laugh as you removed your shoes. 

I walked over to you with open arms, “Just Bagman being Bagman, babe.” I kissed you over and over again. “I missed you so much, sweetheart.” I held you tight in my arms and embraced your warmth against me.

“I missed you too, Brad.” You hugged me a little tighter. You pulled back and smiled at me. “How was work today?” 

I laughed and shook my head. “Babe, forget work. Guess what I walked in on when I got home today.” I looked at the three stooges. 

They all looked at me with wide eyes and shook their heads at me. I looked at them with my brows raised and my head cocked to the side. I mouthed at them, “Oh really, now? You don’t want me to?” As I pointed at you. They all waved their arms to signal “NO!”

You turned around and looked at all four of us. All our shenanigans stopped. You smiled at all of us, “What did you walk in on?”

I sighed. “Oh, you know.” I looked at the three of them as they grew nervous. “Just the best godparents in the world taking care of our children.” They relaxed in relief. I squinted at all of them. 

You smiled at the three of them and went over to give them a group hug, “You guys are the best! Thank you so much for watching our babies while I went to my appointment and Brad was at work. I knew I could count on you all!” 

They all hugged you back and they all looked at me nervously. I shook my head at them all and laughed because none of them had the guts that Daddy Bradley had to come to their rescue. Leia came back over to me and jumped into my arms.

She got close to my ear and whispered, “Are we just not gonna tell momma we were all crying?” She looked at me with big eyes. 

I chuckled and nodded. “You got it, babe. This stays between us.” I poked her nose and she giggled. 

She saluted me and nodded, “Yes, sir.” We both laughed and I squished her tummy before letting her back down. 

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Later that night, you and I brought Leia to her room to tuck her in for bed. You kissed Leia on her forehead and smiled. “So my Leia Rey. Your birthday is in a week. What do you want to do for it?”

I smiled at her and raised my brows. “What you think, my girl?”

She pushed her lips together and looked around the room. “Hmmm. I don't know?” She giggled. “I just want to spend time with everyone and my brothers. I don’t wanna party or anything. I just want to watch movies.” She smiled at you and me.

You and I looked at each other with raised brows. “Sweetheart, are you sure? You don’t wanna invite your friends over for a party?”

She shook her head at me and looked down as she played with her fingers. “Can I have a party in San Diego? With Papa Mav, Penny, Amelia, and my uncles?” 

You and I looked at one another again. Our poor girl was homesick and missed everyone back home. You sighed and placed your hand on Leia’s hands. “I wish we could go back right now, Leia.”

She smiled and held your hands, “It’s okay, momma. I understand that Daddy has to work. I just thought I could ask.” She kissed your hands and got comfortable in her bed. “I’m sleepy now. Give Luke and Braddie a kiss good night for me. Night momma and daddy. I love you.” 

We both gave her another kiss and left the room. We went back into our room and laid down. The boys were fast asleep in their bassinets. I looked at you sad and you looked at me the same. 

“Sweetheart, If you want, You, Leia, the boys, and Austin can go back to San Diego for Leia Rey’s birthday. I don’t want her to be sad.” 

You sighed and laid against my chest, “Bradley.”

I shook my head and then laid it on top of yours. “No, sweetheart I am serious. I can ask Mav and Penny to come and get all of you so you can have extra help. I just want her to be happy for her birthday.”

You looked up at me and shook your head, “Bradley. That is sweet of you, but I think Leia would be even more sad if she didn't have her daddy with her to celebrate.” 

I played with your hand in mine. “I just don’t want her to be sad. I know she misses everyone back home. I just want what’s best for her. Even if that means you guys go back home for a while.”

You shook your head and kissed my cheek. “We aren’t going anywhere without you, Bradley. And I assure you, Leia would say the same.”

I pushed my lips together and kissed your forehead before we fell asleep. “I love you, babe. The offer will still stand if you change your mind.”

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Your POV

Over the next week, you and Bradley had been prepping something for Leia’s birthday. On the day of her birthday, you had asked Jake, Nat, and Austin if they could take the kids to Evelyn and Phantom’s house as you and Bradley set everything up for Leia’s party.  

You and Bradley didn’t want to not celebrate your daughter. It would be her first birthday in another state, with her dad, and her brothers. You wanted it to be extra special for her because you all wouldn’t be where you are now without her. 

You and Bradley loaded up the truck with all the party supplies and headed down to the beach. This year for Leia’s birthday theme, It was going to be Leia’s Luau. You and Bradley picked a spot on the beach to set up.

You had invited some of Leia’s friends from school and Bradley invited some of his pilots and their families to celebrate Leia on her special day. It was going to be a small gathering for her. You and Bradley wanted to surprise her. Bradley played music as you both continued to put the party together. 

You and I by Rebelution (I fuckin love them and this song 😭) starts playing-

Bradley put down The last tiki statue by the entering pathway of the party and ran over to you. He took the tiki torch from your grasp and threw it on the ground as he spun you around into his arms. 

“Bradley Bradshaw! What the heck?” You started to laugh. 

He chuckled as he held you close to him. “Sweetheart, I owe you this little dance for everything you’ve done for this family in the last year. You deserve more of a break, but let's take this little one right now, together, and dance.” 

You grabbed his hand and held it in yours. “I’d love to.”

I can’t deny my heart beats for you… You can’t deny these sparks, set the mood. Here’s my hand forever. Hold it tight together. You and I.

Bradley kissed the back of your hand and held you close to his chest as you both slowly danced to the song in the middle of Leia’s party setup. You closed your eyes and listened to Bradley’s heartbeat and the way his chest vibrated as he sang softly. 

“You and I. I wanna waste some time. Right by your side. Watch the day fly by and not even mind. I can’t deny my heart beats for you.” He laid his head on top of yours and gave it a kiss. He placed both hands on your back and rubbed it slowly. It was nice to finally have some alone time for you and Bradley. You both hadn’t had something like this in a long time. 

“I love you, Bradley, Always.” You smiled as you held onto him tighter. 

You could hear him smile. “And I love you, Sweetheart, forever.” 

I’ll wait for you my dear, for the day. You say I do, my dear, and drift away. Hold my hand forever, fly away together, You and I. 

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You and Bradley finally finished setting up Leia’s Luau. You looked at your phone and it was almost time for everyone to start showing up. You and Bradley did one more walk-through of everything to make sure you hadn’t forgotten anything. In the front, Bradley had set up two tiki statues to signify the entry point of the party. Then there was a walkway that was lit up with tiki torches on either side and flowers scattered all over the walkway that led up to the party set up. When you got to the party area, there was a sign that said, “Aloha! Please take a LEI-a!” And it was full of pretty colorful Leis on each side. Then there was a picture moment area with a backdrop for all guests to take pictures with the Polaroid camera. Next to the picture set up was another pair of tiki torches with string and clothes pints attached so everyone could add. Their pictures as memories for Leia to look back on. Then there was a tent set up for the food and drink area. There was a drinks table for kids and one for adults. There were pineapple bouquets set up on each table. There was a food table where food would be placed for serving and then another table for Leia’s cake and other sweets. 

You and Bradley smiled at each other and sighed. “We are all set, sweetheart. Hangman and Phoenix will bring the games when they come with Austin, Leia, and the boys.” 

After a while, all the guests started to show up. Everyone was dressed for the Luau. Some of the kids were already making their way to the ocean to play and build sandcastles. Jake and Nat had texted Bradley to let them know they were all on their way. Phantom and his family arrived. Evelyn had made some cupcakes for Leia’s cake table. She brought them over to you and smiled. 

“Honey, it was so hard to hide these from Leia. She kept wandering the house as if she were looking for them!” She started to laugh as she placed a kiss on your cheek before placing them on the cake table. Bradley went and greeted Phantom. They all brought gifts for Leia. She was loved by so many people, she was going to be spoiled here like she was back in San Diego. 

Phantom and Bradley came over to you and Evelyn. “Where is the birthday girl? Are they all on their way? They left a little after we did.” Phantom came and gave you a hug.

You nodded and smiled. “Nat and Jake said they are almost here. So she will definitely be surprised when they arrive and she sees there is a ‘Luau’ going on.”

Phantom smiled and patted you and Bradley on the back. “You both did such a great job with little time! I wish you would have asked us for more help. But we are happy to be a little distraction while you both came out and did this for her.” 

Bradley laughed and shook his head. “How did she react when you all wished her happy birthday when you saw her?”

Phantom recreated Leia’s face by slapping his hands on his cheeks making his eyes super wide and opening his mouth. You and Bradley started to laugh. “That’s our girl. We didn't get to say anything to her because we were unfortunately already gone before she woke up to head over to your house.” Bradley pushed his lips together. “So hopefully this’ll make up for it and she doesn’t think we forgot one of the most important days of the year.” 

And with that Bradley's phone buzzed and he looked at it. He looked at you and Phantom and smiled. “They’re here. You know what that means.” 

Bradley called around to everyone and got them all in order. “Alright everyone in your stations. The birthday girl will be here any minute now!” 

Everyone gathered around and waited for Leia to show up with Austin, Nat, Jake, and the boys.  You and Bradley stood patiently and eager to see Leia’s face. Bradley slung his arm over your shoulder and held you close. 

“Here she comes, sweetheart!”  

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I CAN'T BELIEVE OUR GIRL IS 7!! WTF 😭 Are you all ready to party? I'll see you babes in the next chapter! 🫶🏼

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Get To Know Me Tag

Tagged by @telomeke @lurkingshan @my-rose-tinted-glasses @he-is-lightning-in-a-bottle and @hyeoni-comb thank you all! 💕

Do you make your bed?

I like a messy bed, it feels more welcoming to me somehow. The only time I make my bed is when I'm without heat and it's winter, then you gotta do it to keep in any residual warmth! But normally I'd rather keep everything loose.

What’s your favorite number?

I....don't think I have one? Is this a thing people have, how do you choose?

What is your job?

I manage a team of Product Owners in the Operations division of a multinational company. In other words, I go to a lot of meetings.

If you could go back to school, would you?

Absolutely not. Beyond the fact that I was formerly a substantive editor of university textbooks, which included both editing the textbook content and sometimes writing their ancillaries (tests, powerpoint slides, etc.) so it feels like I took first-year Sociology at least ten times, I just don't love formalized education. I love learning but on my own terms and at my own pace.

Can you parallel park?

I can't drive at all! Technically I learned how, took lessons and everything, but never got my license.

A job you had that would surprise people?

Hmm. I was a call center person for half a day, it was terrible and I left without getting paid for the work I did because I was so eager to get out of there I didn't want to fight them for my pay (even though I needed the money which is why I was there in the first place). I hate phone calls, I can't hear well on the phone, and it was clear the call center script was designed to be exploitative. It was one of the worst jobs for me I could have taken lol

Do you think aliens are real?

I think it's extremely likely!

Can you drive a manual car?

Nope, even when I learned, it was only on an automatic.

What’s your guilty pleasure?

I'm not guilty about it but I can decimate an entire family size mac and cheese when I'm feeling down.

Tattoos?

I have 3 tattoos; one on each foot and one on the back of my neck. They form a rainbow.

Favorite color?

Blue-green! The shade of preference for any given moment varies, but anything in the region from mint to aqua to teal to turquoise will do; I love them all.

Favorite type of music?

My music taste varies widely but the common denominators are 1) fast tempo or upbeat, 2) solid harmonies, and 3) if there's a tempo or key change I am doubly sold.

Do you like puzzles?

Love puzzles of all kinds. I have a collection of jigsaw puzzles I do regularly, and word puzzles, logic puzzles, sudoku type stuff is all very fun. I don't make a lot of time for them but I do them occasionally and always enjoy it.

Any phobias?

I am afraid of falling. Not heights, but falling. The difference is: I can lean over the railing at the top of a 20-storey building or walk on a glass floor over a big drop and just feel a minor thrill, but am terrified to the point of maybe crying if I have to balance on a single step of a ladder or walk across a patch of ice. I had several brushes with death related to falling when I was a kid, and a few bad falls that caused injury as an adult, so it makes sense. Luckily I am pretty tall so I rarely have to do any kind of ladder-ing!

Favorite childhood sport?

American-style tackle football. We used to play at lunch on the pavement because the soccer kids got the field; we played in all seasons including snow, and we did it for love of the sport. I loved it a lot.

Do you talk to yourself?

Occasionally I'll provide a little commentary on what's happening aloud to myself; but I don't really have fully conversations.

What movies do you adore?

I have loved a lot of movies in my time! A few random ones that come to mind right now because I've been thinking about them for whatever reason are Saving Face (2004), Monster (2023), Practical Magic (1998), Moonlight (2016), and Clue (1985).

Coffee or tea?

Despite my username being a type of tea, in this as in all things I am a perfect Kinsey 3. Love both equally and drink a ton of both (coffee more regularly, tea in greater volume).

First thing you wanted to be growing up?

Lifeguard, I think! And then when I was in elementary school I wanted to edit textbooks (I was that kid who got annoyed whenever there were mistakes), so I did actually get to do my childhood dream job.

No pressure tags just going with vibes based on who I've interacted with recently (if you've done this already tag me in the comments!): @rocketturtle4 @visualtaehyun @sollucets @troubled-mind @jimmysea @ginnymoonbeam

#tag game #thank you for tagging me #typed so that i can stop thinking it

[autisticempathydaemon]

Busybee Ships #1

Rarepairs are fun, I’m bored and/or procrastinating other projects, and the world could always use a little more chaos let’s gooo

Pairings: Pre!Guy/Honey, Friendly Exes!Doc/Honey

Until we get to know them better, I’m giving Doc a sort of straightforward, deadpan demeanor. Also, the implication here is that Doc and Honey dated back when they were students at DAMN and broke up amicably.

Also available on AO3!

“Do you wanna get pizza?” The only answer Doc gets is a drawn out, exasperated groan from their friend’s direction, Honey burying their face in their pillow at the suggestion. “What crawled up your ass with the usual shit? Use your words.” Honey huffs, turning their head and looking up from where they’re laying on the ground.

“Guy comes home every single day reeking of pizza and cheese and oregano. I’m pretty sure he’d somehow be the one delivering it too, even if we don’t get Max’s. That’d be just like him.”

“Is this the roommate you like or the one you hate? It’s impossible to tell with you.” A pillow is hurled in their direction, and Doc kicks it back at them with an unimpressed blink and raised brow. “What?”

“I don’t like Guy. He’s childish and obnoxious and leaves his smelly shoes in the middle of the walkway.” Doc’s mouth twitches at the corner, their eyes threatening to lift at the ends before schooled into impartial coolness, and Honey’s expression darkens in response.

“Is this the same Guy who constantly brings home those Italian ice cups you like? The one who makes a point to do your dishes with his when you’re too tired from work?” Honey begins to open their mouth to retort, but Doc doesn’t let them get a word in, too amused and fond of their friend’s familiar, grumpy attitude. “The one who you listen to sing in the shower.”

“He’s really loud!” they object, bristling in indignant embarrassment.

“And you’re a mess. Ask him if he wants to make out already so I can order delivery in peace,” Doc snarks affectionately, a half-grin on their face as they tap away at their phone and look up Max’s number.

“Fuck you,” Honey mumbles obstinately, without venom.

“Been there, done that, Hon- move on. Can we get thin crust pizza?”

“Fuck no.”

much thanks to @replaycamera2 who put together a comprehensive list of Redacted characters and made this possible 💕

#redactedasmr #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redactedaudio #redacted audio #redacted #busybee writes #busybee ships

[manic-pixi-dreamworld]

Morning losers💕

11:11am EST ✨make a wish✨

I slept for 12hrs and it felt glorious! Did I sleep away more than half the day…almost am I mad…not really! My dog and I went to dunks he got an egg and cheese wake up wrap and I got a medium iced caramel swirl cream only and a sesame bagel toasted with cream cheese 😄 *that’s my go to coffee order fyi*

Going to try and relax the rest of the day before I meet up with friends to ride and maybe do the bookstore tomorrow

Have a great Friday!

Remember

You are loved

You are wanted

Drink your water

Take your meds

Be kind to yourself 

#18+ blog #manic pixie dream girl #girls with piercings #personal #me #mental health #mental illness #bipolor #mentalheathawareness #hypomania #mental health awareness #dunkin donuts #coffee time #iced coffee #bagel #brunch #breakfast #selfie #morning selfie #morning check in #bipolar 2 #tumblr girl #red head #red hair #ginger #coffee girl #girl blogger #tgif

[aajjks]

mommy issues!JK

deep down you knew that jungkook wouldn’t accept the offer and you’re glad that he didn’t. if he’s going to be promoted, it should be professionally and not because she’s envious of yours and jungkook’s ‘relationship.’ it’s then that jungkook brings up taking you on a date with seol included. you halt the first bite of your food to look at the single-father with softened eyes because it’s been so long since you’ve been on a date. sure, you could say this parting dinner may count but this time around it’ll be just you, jungkook, and seol. nobody else. that, to you, is considered as a date because you’re sure jungkook wants to know more about you as you do him.

but instead of giving an upfront answer, jungkook tells you to text him instead, so you don’t feel obligated to give him an answer on the spot. “thank you” you say as you put your food down and walk jungkook out of your apartment.

“have a good night, y/n” jungkook says “i’ll wait for your text about the date. it’s okay if you don’t want to go. i will just think of another way to woo you”

“that’s sweet of you jungkook. you have a good night as well—“

“also, did i mention how much of a good kisser you are? that was the best kiss i ever had in my life…i hope i’ll get to experience them often”

you feel heat rising to your cheeks and immediately, you push jungkook out of your apartment. “get out!” you laugh and once he’s out of your apartment, you lean against your doorframe and say “goodnight, jungkook” before shutting your door. you lean your head against your door, place your hands on your cheeks, and smile. your face feels warm and you can’t stop yourself from smiling to the point tears well up in your eyes.

“why did i tell him all of that?” you whisper “now he knows. he knows everything. my dad is going to kill me”

you wake up much earlier than usual on sunday. you keep your breakfast simple and just eat a blueberry bagel with plain cream cheese with vanilla iced coffee to drink. once you’ve finished your breakfast, you finally finish folding your laundry that took you a week to fold but at least you folded them.

every now and then you take peeks at your phone expecting a text from jungkook but you don’t receive anything. you’re sure he too is checking his phone for your text about whether or not you want to spend time with him and seol today but you’re nervous.

ever since you’ve confided in jungkook, it’s hard for you to see him as just the parent to one of your students anymore. he’s more of a friend now, a friend who is deeply in love with you. you know that if you go on this date with jungkook, the line you’ve drawn will be completely erased and seol will really see you as his birth mother.

but like your friend says, you deserve to go out there and have fun too. you deserve to live a little and taking risks such as these are part of ‘living a little.’

ms. y/n 🥰💕🌹💍: morning mr. jeon 😁!

ms. y/n 🥰💕🌹💍: what time do you want me to be ready for our date?

oh, if alina could see you now…

~🫧

Seol was a little cranky this morning and Jungkook knows why, maybe he felt neglected by his daddy so it’s 10 am in the morning and they are both wide awake in the tv lounge watching some cartoons of the five years olds choice.

That’s when jungkooks phone buzzes but it is already in his hands cus he was obsessively checking it for any notifications from you.

And he’s not disappointed because you’ve just him TWO messages about nothing from the school but rather your upcoming date.

Oh God, ths smile he has right now as he unlocks his phone which has your and Seol’s face in it from the school- it’s a candid photo but you don’t have to know.

Jungkook immediately begins typing,

To:

ms. y/n 🥰💕🌹💍:

“HIIII MS YN!!!!!! 💗💗💗 how about 4 pm? We could spend the whole day together!!!! Remember to take your figure skaters with you if u have any… for a surprise.”

He smiles and giggles to himself like an idiot taking Seol’s attention away, he can’t believe you accepted his invitation, oh this is going to be so great, it’s a really nice Sunday morning.

Jungkook waits for your reply eagerly, “daddy? What are you smiling about?” Seol asks while munching on some fruit jungkook cut up in a JJK special bowl for him.

Jungkook takes a strawberry piece from it before feeding his kid.

“We are both going to be spending the whole day with mommy today, baby.” He giggles and Seol almost drops his bowl but jungkook catches it while watching Seol

jump up and down on the couch.

“Woah woah.” Jungkook tries to stop him, Seol looks so happy and satisfied and Jungkooks determination is only increasing to have you.

He must message eunwoo about this and after that he’s got to figure out their outfits of the day.

It’s going to be so special.

His attention is soon taken away from Seol as his phone buzzes once more.

#ask: mi!jk #alina is so happy for you and him 🥺🥺

[hollygl125]

#about me

Tagged by @coping-via-clint-eastwood. (Fun! Thank you!)

1. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as?

Miss (Ms.) Scarlet or Mrs. (Ms.) Peacock (depending on whether a red or blue dress is fitting best), with the candlestick (candlestick as prop), in the library (book as prop). (If the party’s really dull, the second prop comes in handy!

2. What are your choice of toppings on a hamburger? And do you prefer gas or charcoal grilling?

Charcoal would be great if available. I don’t eat red meat, so it will have to be a chicken/turkey burger, a fish burger, or a veggie burger. Ideal burger toppings may include: cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, red onion, pickles, sautéed mushrooms, aioli, French’s mustard, relish.

3. You are chosen to have lunch with the President. The condition is you only get to ask one question. What do you ask?

What’s next?

4. It's your first day of vacation, what are you doing?

Trying to work up the energy to do whatever I planned to be doing.

5. What is your concession stand must-have at the movies?

Junior Mints or Glosette raisins.

6. Which do you dislike most: pop-up ads or spam email?

Ads.

7. What do you think Captain Hook's name was before he had a hook for a hand?

James.

8. Rock, paper, or scissors?

Scissors?

9. How long was it from ‘the first date’ until the proposal of marriage? How long until the wedding?

This is Tumblr, so I’m just going to move straight to applying this to the fandom context. In that case, it was roughly a decade for our two lovely science nerds. 🐝🦋💕

10. Which is worse, being in a place that is too loud, or too quiet?

Too loud.

11. What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person?

Kindness. (Agreed.)

I will also second @figsr’s answer: understanding.

12. At the good old general store, what particular kind of candy would you expect to be in the big jar at the counter?

Maybe gum balls? Or I could go for a jaw breaker.

13. What is the most distinguishing landmark in your city?

Probably the mountains, though they’re not technically in the city. As part of the city itself, there’s a very large park with a lot of trees and a lot of water around it. It’s very nice.

14. Everyone hears discussions that they consider boring. What topic can put you to sleep quicker than any other?

General business affairs? Golf maybe? My parents discussing mulch over Mother’s Day tea?

15. How many times did it take you to pass your driver's test?

One.

16. If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose?

Hot fudge, baby.

17. What food item would need to be removed from the market altogether in order for you to live a healthier, longer life?

On the one hand, cheese. But, on the other hand, cheese is often how I convince myself to eat healthy foods…. (Salad? Add cheese! Roasted veggies? Add cheese!)

18. You are offered an envelope that you know contains $50. You are then told that you may either keep it or exchange it for another envelope that may contain $500 or may be empty. Do you keep the first envelope, or do you take your chances with the second?

I hate risk and I’ve been given no odds, so right now I’m sticking with what I’ve got. (“Hey, maybe this envelope has more” does not sound very promising.)

19. If you had to choose, which would you give up: TV, or internet?

Assuming my devices can still access streaming, iTunes, etc., then definitely I would give up my TV.

20. Who is your dream girl or boy from movies/TV?

First things first: I really love love. I would say I’m a romantic; F. Scott—if he were alive and we were personally acquainted—would say I’m sentimental, because I always want happy endings.

So I love Gil Grissom, but I love him for Sara Sidle. I love both characters individually, but I love their love story (their love for each other) more. Similarly, I love Josh Lyman for Donna Moss, Logan Echolls for Veronica Mars (though, four years later, I’m still not ready to talk about that one), Ben Wyatt for Leslie Knope, Seth Cohen for Summer Roberts, and so on.

I think one of the only characters I’ve ever loved really primarily for myself has been Dr. John Carter (although I also liked him with Lucy 😭). I’m also fond of Dr. Spencer Reid. Oh, and… uh… I would totally go for some conjugal visits with Jakes Bridges. 🔥🔥🔥

Mostly, though, if I’m looking to daydream for myself, I will come up with an OC who fits into my own life and shares attributes with various characters (and/or people) I like.

Of course, these days I am pretty much exclusively using Sara and Grissom as my personal imaginary Barbies, so I can push their heads together and actually make them KISS (as well as undertake other activities involving various states of undress), ffs. 💕

21. Have you ever met a celebrity?

I got my picture taken with my celebrity husband (local professional sports hero) at a restaurant once and got an autograph from him and some other players another time. (I’ve had the same celebrity husband since the ‘90s. He is currently participating in an awareness campaign on intimate partner violence, likely cementing this as a lifelong commitment. Honestly there’s nothing sexier to me than a hot man speaking in support of women’s rights.)

As for celebrities people elsewhere might know… I didn’t meet him, but Robert de Niro (he of just becoming a dad again at the age of 79 fame) kind of looked over at me and my mom when he walked past us in an otherwise empty inner courtyard in his NYC hotel. Also, I again didn’t meet him, but my mom talked to Matt Bomer in NYC when he was filming Suits and brought me a note from him. Oh, plus I once rode a hotel elevator with Scott Speedman and his dog. I ate dinner on a patio near Sara Chalke. I once saw Robert Carlyle in the grocery-store checkout, and I’m convinced I walked past Jason Lee in a clothing store. I was on a plane from NYC with Ally Sheedy. But actually met? I don’t really think so.

22. What kind of lunch box did you have as a kid?

My Little Pony, I think (I hope!). (I’m talking good, ‘80s Ponies here.) Maybe Care Bears? I’m certain it was pink. 🦄🦄🦄

If you feel inclined to participate, please consider yourself tagged!

#about me #tagged #tag game #long post

[mewp2rawr]

ITTTSSSSSSS MIRACULOUSS TIIMMEEEE 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

thank you miraculous ladyblog for updating about the latest news about this movie and OMG I WAS CRYING HELP AAAAIFKFLDLSJDJFJDOF 💚🧡💙💜💛 when I first heard about the movie I HAD TO get the tickets~ sadly alot of the times were during work so I didn't get to see those times 😭😭😭 BUT THANKFULLY CINEPLEX WAS KIND ENOUGH TO HAVE TICKETS AFTER WORK AT 7 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 BLESS 🛐 I booked my tickets and prepared everything EXCEPT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART AAAAAOFKFKFO~ I forgot to bring my ladybug figure so instead I just used my bokuakaa charm and pokeball plus to commemorate me sitting alone in the theartre thinking about how love is great and how ladychat actually hit it off except me I mean WHAT IM NOT ALONE anyways 🥰🥰🥰

so I obviously am horrible at chronologically ordering things but HOLY MOTHER OF HOT DOGS HAVE I WITNESSED THE GREATEST MOVIE POSTWR OF ALL TIME 💕💕💕💕💕 I WISH I HAD LADYBUG WITH MEEEE 🥺🥺🥺

the poster had EVERYTHING~ from the cute title (maybe a little red tint might be super cute for added effect to make it like REALLY ladybug and chat noir) AND LIKE THE MIDDLE OF THE POSTER HAD A SCENE WHERE I COINCIDENTALLY NOT COINCIDENTALLY (it was coincidental) took MY ONLY PHOTO of (I am so sorry cinema staff) of such a cute scene I mean LOOK AT THE BOY HES SO KYYAAAAAAAAA ~ his smile his everything his hair the LOOK IN HIS EYES LIKE HES LOVING YOU WITH ALL YOUR HEART HOLY MACARONI PLEASE PUT ME ON A PLATTER OF SWISS CHEESE JUST FOR CHAT NOIR 😳😳😳

credits to exaltatuss for the gif~ bless them 🛐 short NON NON NON spoiler movie review basically the movie was a dream~ woke up feeling like it was the most beautiful movie of all time~ the animation was most certainly from the world of dreams and something I did not expect but I LOVED was that the movie was a MUSICAL ~ THERE WAS SIGNING AND OMG I WANT TO SING ALL THE SONGS I CRY EVERYTIME WHEN MARINETTE SANG HER FIRST SONG I WAS ABOUT TO LOSE MY MIND CRYING AT HOW BEAUTIFUL THE ART OF CREATION IS AAAAAAA (real miraculous of creation pun) ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ thank you zag studios for this direction it's LITERALLY A DISNEY MOVIE~ okay done talking about the movie it made me so happy and I just LOVE ladybug and chat noir they are THE WORLD 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 bless them and all of Paris 🌸🌸🌸

after the movie I made a quick stop of ice cream because I didn't eat anything 😝 yes ice cream is real food~ I got (I forgot the flavors already) lemonlike? ale? with strawberry - double scoup - waffle cone~ the bestest orders as the waffle cone is legendary and I can never go without it no matter how many times the cone has broken on me because it's so brittle BUT I LOVE ICE CREAM 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓 when I got home finally I reunited myself with ladybug~ took a photo of her with my lovely ticket that I will frame and keep forever waiting until Cristina vee to sign that peace of paper and put in in the museum of Paris (real)

💗💗💗 thank you ladybug and chat noir for being the best and being the cutest couple ever like actually #couple goals they are SO ADORABLE I CRY 😭😭😭 thank you everyone and seriously this movie is life-changing Disney magic ladybug movie any ladybug lover needs to watch~

Lots of Love~

Mewp 💖

[bratty-princess01]

100 AgeRe Questions

1🐝 What Age(s) Do You Regress To ~ 3-4

2🍯 Do You Pet Regress As Well / What Animal ~ Yes, Puppy 🐶💕

3🥮 How Long Have You Been Regressing ~ 7 years 🥰

4🐌 Is Your Regression Voluntary, Involuntary, Or A Mixture ~ Mixture🌸

5🐻 What’s Your Personality Like When Regressed ~ Sensitive, quite, sweet but also bratty 😅

6🐴 How Often Do You Regress ~ every night voluntary and sometimes during the day involuntary

7☕ What Helps You Get Into Headspace ~ baby talk and certain shows

8📜 Are You A Baby, Toddler, Or Big Kid Regressor ~ baby/toddler 😅❤️

9🦇 Do Your Likes Change When Regressed ~ yes especially food

10⏳ Do You Have A Baby Voice In Headspace ~ Yesssss🥰

11🍪 What Makes You Instantly Small ~ being picked up and held

12🧋Why Do You Regress ~ It helps with my anxiety and other mental illnesses, it basically makes it feel like they aren’t there and can’t take over.

13🌙 Pink Or Blue ~PINKKK PINK PINK💖

14⭐ Dragons, Unicorns Or Fairies ~ Fairies🧚‍♀️

15☁️ Dinos, Princesses, Space Or Safari Theme ~ Princesses 👑

16💫 Neon, Pastel, Neutral Or Dark Pallets ~pastels please 😊

17🐮 Favorite Regression Clothes ~ onesies 😅

18🌸 Favorite Color ~ PINK!!

19🐭 Do You Collect Stickers ~ No

20🧁 Coloring Book Or Paint By Numbers ~coloring books 🖍

21🍧 Playdoh, Legos Or Slime ~ playdoh cause I can use the cool thingy that makes the hair !

22🦄 Finger Paint Or Brushes ~ Finger paint 🎨

23🧼 Crayons, Colored Pencils Or Markers ~ Crayons

24☀️ Do You Have A CG / Name For CG ~umm complicated 😅

25🌻 Do You Have A Baby Sitter ~ No

26✨ Do You Have Any Sibbies ~No

27🧺 Do Your Parents Know About Your Regression ~No

28🧋 Favorite Nicknames / Pet Names ~ cutie, baby girl, princess, little one, small baby, pup 😅

29🍕 Ideal Playdate ~ Making a bunch of snackies at home while watching Disney movies as we play board games or do a puzzle!

30🐱 Sleep In Crib Or With CG ~ I’d say CG but I don’t fully have one

31🍼 Favorite Snack ~ freeze dried strawberries 🍓

32🧸 Favorite Juice ~ peach juice 🧃

33🍪 Favorite Icecream Flavor ~ I can’t have ice cream 🥺

34🩹 Favorite Type Of Milk ~ chocy almond milk

35🐶 Sweet, Sour, Spicy, Bitter Or Savory ~sweet like meeee

36🍰 Favorite Dessert ~ cupcakes

37🍦 Favorite Type Of Chocolate ~ dark chocolate

38⏳ Mac & Cheese Or Nuggets ~Mac and cheese 🧀 💛

39🎒 Favorite Movie ~ nightmare before Christmas😌

40🍬 Favorite Cartoon ~ Carebears or Adventure time

41🚀 Favorite Game ~ I don’t have one

42🎀 Favorite Disney Princess ~Belle💛

43⚾ If You Could Have Any 1 Superpower What Would It Be ~ invisibility so I can be really good at hide and seek 😅

44🍄 Anime Or Cartoons ~ anime

45🍓 Favorite Carebear ~ Bedtime bear

46✏️ Shows Or Movies ~ movies

47🐛 Do You Believe In Fairies ~ Kinda

48🐸 Do You Have A Comfort Character ~Kuromi

49🌱 Do You Like Rain At Night ~yes but no thunder

50🦕 Are You Easily Scared ~yes

51🧃 Are You Also A Carer ~no

52🌵 Are You Independent Or Dependent ~dependent

53🍃 What Pulls You Out Of Headspace ~ being around certain people

54🍏 Are You Scared Of Bugs ~YES

55🦝 Favorite Toy Series ~ Monster high dolls

56🚛 Do You Use Pacis ~yes

57🦴 Do You Use Diaps ~no

58🦈 Gear Wishlist ~ I have a long list on Amazon 😅

59🍵 Favorite Regression Item ~Joe my stuffie

60🐾 Sippy Cup Or Bottle ~Sippy cup

61🦊 Oldest Stuffie ~ I’d say joe cause he’s my most/only used

62🎃 Do You Sleep With A Stuffie ~JOEEE

63🔥 How Many Stuffies Do You Have ~Too many to count 😅

64🍂 Newest Favorite Stuffie ~ None cause I’m stubborn and only want joe

65🏵️ Build A Bear, Amusement Park, Or Disney Store ~ amusement park 💖

66🥧 Stuffed Animals Or Dolls ~ stuffed animals

67👽 Do You Have A Bedtime ~ kinda 2:30am 😅

68🍭 Do You Keep An AgeRe Journal ~ yes

69⚡️ Do You Have Rules ~ complicated but like no sadly

70🍥 Blankie Or Paci ~ paci

71🌈 Night Light Or Glow-In-The-Dark Stars ~ night light 💡

72🌿 Bedtime Stories Or Lullabies ~ Bedtime stories

73🎩 Favorite Thing To Do Outside While Small ~ swing set !

74🐵 Favorite Thing To Do Inside While Small ~ cuddle joe in bed

75🦋 Blanket Fort Or Bouncy House ~ blanket fort

76🐯 Stroller Or Walk ~ walk

77🔮 Dress Up Or Tea Party ~ dress up

78🦜 Do You Like The Playground ~of course

79💖 Early Bird Or Night Owl ~ Night owl

80📝 Indoors Or Outdoors ~ indoors are safest

81💕 Warm Or Cold Weather ~cold ❄️

82🦢 Dogs Or Cats ~ doggies

83☎️ Do You Have Any Pets ~no 🥺

84💌 Favorite Animal ~PANDAS

85🍒 Favorite Holiday ~ Halloween 🎃

86🐇 Favorite Season ~ Winter 🥶

87❤️ What’s Your Big Age ~ 21

88🌼 What’s A Nostalgic Place For You ~ Chuck E. Cheese

89🐳 Playdoh, Legos Or Slime ~ Playdoh 💕

90🐙 Do You Collect Anything ~ horror movie figures

91🐠 Bubble Baths Or Bath Toys ~ bubble bath

92🍑 Are Your Agere Interests More Fem Or Masc ~ Fem

93☔️ Do You Stim More While Regressed ~yes I like to wave my hands a lot

94🎨 Favorite Place To Regress ~ my room

95🧵 Favorite Regression Youtuber ~I don’t have one

96🌈 Favorite Site/App For Regression Community ~ discord/tumblr

97💐 What Do You Wanna Be When You Grow Up ~ Mortician

98📒 What’s The Most Nostalgic Electronic For You ~ Gameboy color

99📀 A Toy You Always Wanted But Never Got As A Kid ~ Disney princess vanity

100💡What Is Your Favorite Thing To Learn About In Headspace ~ Space and nature

#agere #age regression #agere community #age dreaming #agere aesthetic #agere blog #agere little #safe agere #agerespace #sfw age dreamer #little space #sfw little community #sfw little one #hello kitty #smol baby #smol bby #baby girl #age regression community #agere positivity

[skinni-girls-eat-books]

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024!

11:59am Took a shower and put lotion on! Cleaned up my nails and they look good!! Feeling very confident but still not ready to get back into the grind of school tbh. I'm starting to get kind of agitated thinking about going back to school, and also about my finances being tight, but I want to stay positive! Everyday is a good day and the day is certainly not over yet!

Thinking about him a little while I was reading some more about abuse/ overworked moms. It's helpful, but I don't want to overdo it. I know things were bad, now I need to do more good, positive things! 💕 Replace the bad with good, don't just keep harping about the bad, it has to be replaced with good things or else there's just nothing, a void that bad things may fall back into! Here's to pumping my life full of joy and good things! 🥂

12:34pm I really want to text him and ask if he's heard the new Nicki Minaj album 😂 I'm horrible lol.

2:00pm was cleaning my table and found a letter for him from debt collectors for $140 👀 every single day gives me a reason I'm glad I'm not with him anymore. Good luck but omg it's always something! Just.... wow.

On another note, just ate a bunch of salami n cheese and I'm still chomping down on this holiday candy, I think I will finish it today! Feeling good, ice cold ginger ale is also amazing :)

2:38pm Just a REMINDER... If I'm going to give anyone $140,,,, you think I'd give it to my blood relative with a baby (my nephew ❤️) on the way,,,,, not the retard who doesn't even want to be friends with me and left me in a financial wreck 6 months ago.... yeah, he simply can't be helped I'm sorry but it's way not my problem anymore. [Full Stop]

[gettatranslations]

Bathbomb Boom♪ Yumigeta Ako (23.11.13)

Good evening🌛

I'm Yumigeta Ako🛑

Thank you very much for your comments yesterday！

My Chiikawa bathbomb…

I feel like most of you guessed Usagi！Why？😂

I guessed Normal Hachiware but the milk versions were cute and I kinda wanted the milk drinking Chiikawa〜

The correct answer is…

「Hachiware（Drinking milk version）」！！！！！！！

He's drinking milkkkkkk！！！！！！！！

It's super cute〜💕💕💕

I think I'll display him with my keys👍

Since I stayed over night I got to do lots of things！

I had my Chiikawa bathbomb、and I made my oyster debut and I met lots of people…

And then、I also ate Okonomiyaki‼️

Just 1 was super huge and delicious and filling〜！

I had mine topped with cheese and shrimp〜❣️

I feel like I've eaten lots of flour based meals since I joined Morning Musume。…

...

But that's what I've been wanting to eat recently！So I keep requesting it🤣

It was amazing…‼️

I'll do my best so that I can make something so delicious myself too someday！

Today I stopped by Starbucks Coffee on my way home from work l…

And recently？「Joyful Medley Tea」 has been announced！

And I've drunk tea before！But it was my first time having this Joyful Medley！

It's really delicious！

...

Everyone if your local Starbucks has the 「Joyful Medley」 please make sure to drink it while it's available 11/1～2024/2/14！

It's super delicious！

I just ordered it as a regular tea and not as a latte or anything‼️

I've asked you about your favourite Starbucks customisations before〜！

Umーm then please tell me your favourite food products today‼️

I don't tend to buy food at Starbucks but something I tried for the first time the other day that I thought was 「So delicious！」 was

American Waffles🧇

They heated them up for me and they were just simply delicious〜✨️

Simple is best〜 hehehe

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Well then it's time for today's 【Gettaa Life】✨

Today I got some nostalgic snacks🫶

What do you think I gotーt！

Here's some hints

① It's got a cute name

② It's sweet

③ It's delicious

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Time's Up

The correct answer is

【Youchi】！！！！！

(T/N Youchi = iced animal cookies)

So、normally you have animal shaped Youchi❗️

But today I bought 「Christmas Youchi」！

They were Youchi in Christmassy shapes〜‼️

It was my first time eating them in ages…

They sometimes sell them in the 「Retro Snacks Corner」 at the supermarket so I bought then occasionally when I lived in Shizuoka but I haven't visited a supermarket since I came to Tokyo、or rather I didn't know where any supermarkets were、、、

But I found them being sold today yaーy🙌 I bought them straight away。

...

I love iced cookies so I love Youchi！

Are Youchi iced cookies？

？？？？？？

Whatever they were good、and they had a nostalgic flavour for me〜！

I Getted 「A taste of nostalgia」✨

There must be corner shops in Tokyo right…？

I haven't seen any yet！

Everyone please let me know in the comments if you have any corner shop recommendations〜！

That's all！This has been 【Gettaa Life】！

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T/N News and information has not been translated

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It's so cute。You need to see it…

Obsessed

Well then I'll see you tomorrow！

This has been YumiGettaa Ako！Good night🐯🐯🐯

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[lordsisterxotome]

Begging for Mercy, Begging for More (Chevalier Michel x Reader)

Fandom: Ikemen Prince

Pairing: Chevalier Michel x Reader

Prompt: “I might hurt you. Are you sure you want that?”

Warning: Smut! Minors DNI!!!🔞

Intended Audience: Female Audience

Word Count: 1,370

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Disclaimer: I do not own Ikemen Prince or any of its characters. All of that goodness is the property of Cybird. I do, however, own the plot of this fanfic. Please do not repost this on any other website.

Author’s Note: First fic for Ikeprince, whoo!! I’m about halfway through Chevalier’s route so I’m sorry if there are any inconsistencies in terms of plot or character. Anyway! Let’s go day 7 of @xxsycamore​’s Visions of Temptation event💕

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       Bringing his hand to your lips, you pressed a lingering kiss to his knuckles, smiling as a sensation akin to being washed in the warm light of a fireplace fell over you. Peering up at your lover from beneath your lashes, your smile grew, joyful and teasing. Chevalier met your smile with one of his own, lips curling in a gesture equally mischievous and more than a little seductive.

       “I want everything you can give me, my love,” you answered in reply to the question he’d just asked you.

       “I might hurt you,” he’d said, pale gaze unreadable as you drew him back with you onto the bed, guiding him between your legs. “Are you sure you want that?”

       Silly man. You hadn’t seen him in weeks, diplomacy and the demands of ruling tearing him away from you yet again, and he expected you to want him to go easy on you? After long nights of trying and failing to pleasure yourself with the sad substitute that was your fingers he thought you wanted him to take it slow?

       Absolutely not.

       You knew he’d suffered just as much as you had, that the beast was there, waiting patiently just beneath the surface, ready to ravage you to within an inch of your life. And that was all you wanted right now - for your lover to reaffirm his claim to your body and fuck you until you couldn’t take it anymore, until you were raw and stupid on his cock.

       You sighed, eyes fluttering, as Chevalier’s hands smoothed up your thighs, lifting your skirts and exposing your bare cunt to his ravenous gaze. He hummed appraisingly as he slid a finger through your heat, gathering your wetness on the digit. “Were you expecting this? I didn’t think anyone was aware I’d be returning today.” Ice blue eyes flicked up to your face, fire swirling in their depths. “Is this for someone else?”

       “N-ah!” Your denial cut off in a yelp as he plunged a finger inside of you, rubbing ruthlessly at your inner walls.

       “What was that?” His breath fanned across your face as he chuckled, pushing your knee to the side so you lay splayed and exposed for him. “Have I been gone so long that you’ve forgotten who you belong to?”

       “N-Never, Chevalier…” You could barely put the words together, so focused on the appendage making a mess of your weeping core. 

       He pulled away, leaving you lying there with your heart pounding and thighs trembling, to drop his cloak and mantle to the floor with a muffled thud. “If you like what you’re wearing I would suggest taking it off quickly.” His hands moved to undo the buttons of his shirt, the slight fumble in his movements betraying his excitement as a sharp smirk crossed his face. “That is unless you want me to tear it off of you.” 

       You nearly tore the laces of your dress yourself in your haste to do as he said, but still, your corset wasn’t so lucky, ripped away by your very impatient and now naked lover. Gasping as the unfortunate bindings snapped under his wrath, you hadn’t the time to pay anymore attention to the destroyed article as your legs were pried open and hard cock pressed against your entrance. You had just enough time to glance down, to see the swollen mass of Chevalier’s manhood and wonder how it had ever fit inside of you, before it slid home with a sharp squelch, your walls forced to accommodate the sudden intrusion. 

       Throwing your head back with a scream, you grasped at his shoulders as he began to pound into you, unwilling to wait a second longer. You knew he’d be rough, had encouraged it, but god, how you’d forgotten how this man could absolutely rail you into the mattress. Chevalier’s love was fast and claiming, leaving you winded with barely a clue as to what had just happened. 

       His lips were hot on your throat and face, showering you in kisses and leaving love bites where he saw fit. The marks he’d left before departing had long since faded, and while logically he knew they would, something about seeing them gone from your skin sparked an irrational annoyance in his heart.

       “Look at me,” he murmured, catching your chin and forcing your lust-blurred eyes to focus on him. “Watch me as I make you mine.” Reaching up to grip the headboard above you, he pulled back only to ram into you harder, driving the tip of his cock against your cervix. It would be nothing short of a miracle if you could walk after this.

       Your nails dragged down his back as he plowed you, caught between begging for mercy and begging for more. His name left your lips like a prayer with each forward drive into your depths, eagerly accepting his kiss as his mouth claimed yours in a passionate tangle of tongues. 

       His balls slapped against your ass with each thrust, the erotic sounds of your pussy sucking him deeper and the clap of skin against skin most likely audible to anyone close by. If they didn’t know Chevalier had found you before, they certainly did now as he grasped your thighs and pinned your knees against your chest. A scream of his name tore from your lips as the new position churned your insides, imprinting the shape of his dick into your walls. The pain of each thrust against your cervix only amplified the pleasure, leaving you a mess in his arms.

       Tears of pleasure escaped to wet your temples, breath stolen away with each unrelenting kiss he bestowed upon you. All the false cruelty from before had melted away, leaving a rare vulnerable expression on Chevalier’s face, his cheeks tinted a lovely shade of pink. In the clarity of passion, you knew that each roll of his hips was a silent ‘I love you,’ begging you to give him every piece of yourself.

       He’d missed you so much. Missed the way you felt, the way your pussy hugged his cock, the way you looked at him, all the love and lust you possessed for him and him alone. He couldn't go for so long without you again. He was sure it would kill him - or he would kill someone else - if he did. More than anything, he needed to make you cum, needed to feel you clamp down on him and watch you make that lovely face for him as he drove you to completion.

       A slight shift and the angle of his thrusts changed, his pubic bone grinding against your clit with each grind. 

       Your eyes flew open wide, back arching as you scrabbled for control, the ragged edge of your orgasm teasing every nerve in your body. “Chev, I’m - ah! - I’m close!”

       “Me too,” he grunted, lips brushing yours as he leaned down. His hand cupped your cheek, the movement so tender compared to the rough way he was making love to you. “Cum, darling. I’m going to make you feel so good you won’t be able to stand it. Cum for me.”

       It was too much. Your orgasm crashed through you on a scream, your cunt fluttering as you gushed around the cock still plunging in and out of you. A few heartbeats later and you gasped, whining, as hot pulses of Chevalier’s release painted your walls white, your oversensitive cunt sucking up all he had to give.

       Gently releasing your legs, he didn’t remove himself from you, instead settling onto his forearms to hover above you. “I missed you,” he panted, stroking your cheek with the back of his fingers. 

       Closing your eyes, you held his hand to your face, unable to help the wide grin that stole over your face as you answered, “I missed you too.”

       You were still panting, still sensitive to the cum seeping out around the cock buried inside of you, when he rose up once again. Your king still eager to reclaim you, and you had no desire to stop him. All you could do was hang on to him for the ride as he started thrusting into you again, fucking his seed back into you.

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[dawndelion-winery]

Acco, congrats on 200 followers!! For your event, may I sit inside and order a Sherry with Cheese? I'll let you decide if my date is Childe or Thoma because I can't choose </3

Echo Your Name

Thoma × GN!Reader

A/N: tyvm for participating, comrade<33 I went with Thoma otherwise all the requests would be for Childe dbkqxbakx💕💕

There was no one who could possibly contend with Thoma for the position of your best friend. His mother encouraged your playdates, endeared by how sweet the two of you were together, hoping it would be a friendship to last. And it did seem like it would be.

When Thoma decided he wanted to visit his father in Inazuma, he'd invited you along. So young and blissfully unaware of the world, the two of you had nodded heartily in an agreement to prepare for the trip. However, with time came responsibilities, and when he was ready to set off, you were still bound by existing commitments in Mondstadt. Still, he couldn't wait around forever. Holding you tightly and cradling your head against his chest, he promised he'd return as soon as he could.

"It'll be as if I never left," he'd promised while stroking your hair. He carried a bottle of dandelion wine with him as he boarded the ship, waving to you even as you faded to a tiny speck in the horizon. In your hand, you clutched a little trinket he'd left you with, praying for his safety.

Not even three days later you heard the ship never docked in Inazuma, having crashed en route. It was like a bucket of ice crashing over you; you couldn't accept it, you wouldn't. You refused to believe your dearest friend was gone - the boy you'd grown up with, running around catching crystalflies, throwing rocks at anemo slimes and running back home before it could attack you. It didn't feel right for him to be gone.

When you hadn't heard from him in months, you feared there was no denying it further. His parting words, so bittersweet in your memory, seemed to taunt you now - "Don't worry so much. Celestia would have to take my life to keep me from coming back to see you again."

One can only imagine the shock you had when you received a letter from him months later.

Clearing your schedul as best as you could, you scheduled a trip to Inazuma, eager to see your best friend again. There was no mistaking his penmanship, it had to be him, and that had to mean he was still alive. You'd expected the search to be harder, but with the swiftness of Lord Barbatos and a hijacked boat, you managed to navigate your way around Inazuma's many islands to find the Kamisato Estate.

It was...different from Mond. You wondered what it was like for Thoma when he first got there - stranded in a completely new nation with nothing to his name. You traced your fingertips over the intricately designed architecture when a familiar, excited voice called out to you.

"Y/N? You're actually here!"

You turned to see Thoma in clothes you'd never seen before - but they suited him nicely - and a pretty lady beside him with a gentle smile.

Who was she? The armour incorporated into her fancy dress, hair that flowed like silk. She looked like an angel with her soft round eyes blue as the sky.

"So this is..." Even her voice was lovely.

"The special someone I told you about, yes."

They seemed close. In the same way you were before he'd left. As Thoma came forward to hug you, you could only manage a half-hearted pat on his back. As if sensing something was amiss, the lady nodded, excusing herself to give the two of you some time to catch up.

"I kind of thought you'd be a little happier to see me," he said, ruffling the back of his hair sheepishly. "You haven't really changed much since I last saw you - in a good way, of course!"

Chuckling lightly, you nudged his shoulder. "You haven't changed much either."

"Yeah, I guess you could say I'm still your same Thoma since my feelings haven't changed either."

Well that was an odd way to put it. You tried to laugh it off, but he still looked at you expectantly as though he was waiting for an answer. He looked forlorn as he leaned closer, his hand coming up to brush hair out of your face. Catching himself before he made contact, he retracted his hand, leaving the both of you laughing awkwardly wishing the tension could just disappear.

Mistaking your silence as having finished catching up from afar, Ayaka rejoined your duo. She carried a small bouquet of Inazuman flowers which she handed to Thoma before stepping behind him and gently pushing him towards you.

"Didn't you say there was plenty you wished to show them? Time waits for no one Thoma, your date starts now."

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[writing-for-marvel]

Hey there! For your holiday themed drabble… how does Bucky + mistletoe + “you got a little something, right there” sound? Idk, just something about mistletoe gets me feeling all warm and fuzzy 🥰

And congrats on 500 girl ☺️ you deserve it ❤️

Thank you so much Vera 💕 I hope I’ve done your prompts justice, I really liked the combination of these ones

For my 500 follower + Holiday celebration

Bucky Barnes + Mistletoe + “You got a little something, right there”

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“Whatcha doin’ Buck?” You asked, attempting to stifle a laugh as you casually walked into the compound kitchen which looked like a bomb site. Flour, cinnamon, batter and sticky melted butter littered the counter top. An unfrosted multi-layered cake, which had a harsher tilt than the Leaning Tower of Pisa, was on display before him.

He looked adorably helpless, an intense red blush creeping onto his cheeks as you entered the room.

“Ma always used to make an eggnog cake around the holidays and as kids she used to let us help her decorate it. I was trying to recreate it but I don’t think I’ve done her recipe justice.” He motioned to his masterpiece, a small chuckle leaving his lips as he cocked his head to view the lean of the cake.

“I obviously didn’t know your Ma, but I’m sure she would be proud you were doing something to remember her, and your family, regardless of how edible the cake is.” You joked, walking up to him and bumping your hip to his teasingly, taking a tea towel to wipe the mess from his hands.

“She’d appreciate the effort but would be appalled by the execution.” This time he let out a hearty laugh from the bottom of his chest, a warm reminiscence filling his eyes. “Would you like to decorate it with me?”

“I’d love that Buck.” The next half hour you spent covering the slanting cake with frosting, piping icing around the edges, trying to draw holiday themed objects around the sides, Bucky laughing at your attempt at a bell which looked more like a penis.

“Buck, you got a little something…” You motioned to the side of his nose with your index finger.

“Where?” He asked, crossing his eyes to see down the bridge of his nose, brushing the side to rid whatever you could see that he couldn’t.

“Right there.” You smiled, smearing cream cheese frosting over the tip of his nose.

“You’re going to pay for that!” You bolted as he scooped up the remaining frosting, chasing after you as you fled the kitchen. He was hot on your heels as you sprinted through the hallways of the compound, but he was ultimately too quick for you, using one arm to cage you against his strong body as his hand covered in frosting smeared the sugary mess over the lower half of your face.

You squealed as he continued to spread the frosting, pinning your back to the frame of an archway as you squirmed to get out of his grip.

Once your chest and cheeks started aching from laughing too much, Bucky’s grip on you relaxed. For a second you got lost in his sparkling blue eyes looking down affectionately at you, until something above him caught your eye.

“Mistletoe.” You whispered, pointing up at the shrub hanging above you both. After staring up at the plant, his eyes flitted down to your lips, an anxious look overtaking his expression as you could feel his heart rate quicken considerably.

“Doll, we don’t have to.” He said respectfully, loosening his grip on you completely.

“Bucky, I want this.” You brushed your thumb over his lower lip as you pulled his face down to yours.

“Me too.” His lips tasted of sugar and cream cheese, your skin heating under his touch as he pulled you into his chest. As your hands gently tugged on his hair, Bucky gasped slightly, providing the opportunity for you to slip your tongue into his mouth.

“That’s definitely not the last time we’re doing that.”

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[kingkatsuki]

Deception | Kirishima Eijirou x Reader

This is a reupload from my other Tumblr account!

This is my contribution for The Sewers Cheese-on’s greetings collab. Thank you so much to @rat-suki for allowing me to be apart of it! Please check out all the other talented authors here.

The kink that I rolled in the wheel was Blackmail so of course I had to write some pervy Kirishima! I hope you guys enjoy it!

A special thank you to @phasmwrites, @burnedbyshoto, @katsukikitten and @queensynderella for hyping me up about this fic.

Please read the warnings and if it’s not for you, don’t read!💕

Summary: Kirishima knows you don’t want him, you want Bakugou. But he’s determined to take you anyway.

Warnings: 18+, blackmail, extortion, catfishing, dub-con/non-con.

Word Count: 9.3k.

Christmas was always your least favourite time of year, a constant reminder of just how alone you really were. Adverts on the television showing those cookie cutter families enjoying a Christmas around the dinner table, signs in shop windows advertising the perfect gifts to give to loved ones. Those embarrassingly cliche couples outfits and gifts that you looked at in disgust but secretly you wished you had someone to wear those with. Coming home to an empty apartment every night was lonely, but it felt even worse when the festive season rolled around.

You thought this would be the first time in years that you’d have someone to spend Christmas with, finally a decent boyfriend who seemed to dote on you. Someone who would wear those cheesy Christmas sweaters with you, take cute festive selfies and sit down to eat a huge dinner with, but even that wasn’t meant to be.

What kind of fucking asshole breaks up with someone at Christmas time?

You slammed a bottle of wine down on your kitchen counter, grabbing a glass from the cabinet as you filled it to the brim. There was probably no point decanting it as you could’ve just drank from the bottle with the amount swirling in the glass, but it made you feel better. Taking a large swig as you busied yourself by putting your shopping away, debating on wherher to open the tub of ice cream you’d purchased or not as you prepared for another lonely Yuletide.

Climbing under your large duvet you snuggled against your pillows, scrolling absentmindedly through your phone as you looked at the random photographs people had uploaded to Instagram. It was full of friends and family celebrating the holidays, photos of food and even pets dressed up in festive gear. You sighed as you liked some of your friends posts, more out of obligation than actual interest in them. You wanted what they had, and instead you were at home alone and bitter. Reaching up to grab your wine glass you noticed it was empty and rather than fill it back up you decided to swig from the bottle, staying in your reclined position as you held it to your lips. Your fingers stilling on your phone screen as you came across one new post from your favourite Pro-Hero Dynamight.

“@OfficialDynamight Happy Holidays!🎄”

The caption was basic but what surprised you the most wasn’t the fact that it seemed so nice compared to his other posts, it was the fact that he didn’t sign himself off with his usual explosion emoji. Your observation is soon forgotten as you took in the picture that he’d uploaded. A photograph of Dynamight in front of a huge, glistening Christmas tree. A black turtleneck sweater tucked into a grey pair of slacks, one of his hands inside his pocket as he gave a sultry smile towards the camera.

He looked so good. Your fingers already shakily double tapping the screen as you pinched the glass to try and zoom in, assessing his face first. The signature smirk visible as his vermilion eyes felt like they were staring directly at you. Your heart fluttering as you followed the curve of his neck, mapping out his muscular body, even through the tight sweater. Your heartbeat increased as your eyes met his crotch, trying to imagine exactly what it was he was hiding underneath his jeans. Liquid courage fuelling your bravery as you typed a comment underneath the image, telling him exactly what you thought of the picture as you added some suggestive emojis and a heart, pressing send. Immediately going back up to look at the picture again.

He really was perfect.

Unsure whether it was the fact that it was late at night, you felt lonely at Christmas or the half a bottle of wine you’d drank you found yourself clicking onto his profile, moving to send him a private message as you allowed your fingers to type quickly across the glass. Thankful for your phone picking up your spelling mistakes as you let Dynamight know just how attractive you found him in his most recent post.

Biting your lower lip as you tried to decide whether to send a selfie alongside the message or not. He must receive hundreds, if not thousands of messages a day from desperate fans trying to talk to him. Wondering if he’d ever actually replied to any of them before, the thought making you jealous even though there wasn’t really anything to be jealous over. Deciding that you’d send him a selfie in the hopes it might make your message stand out as you angled the phone above yourself, almost dropping it at first as you tried to get as much of you in as possible. Giving the camera a sultry smirk as you made sure the Dynamight shirt you were wearing was visible. His hero name proudly etched across your breasts as the hem stopped at your thighs, barely visible but just about in shot as you snapped the picture. Squinting to assess it before deciding to take a couple more, trying to look the best you could as you picked your favourite. Sending it in the private message to him as you immediately locked your phone. It was probably wishful thinking on your part that you believed he might actually reply, your courage slowly dissipated as the realisation dawned on you that you’d just sent your favourite Pro-Hero a drunken admission of your love. Covering your face in embarrassment as you wished you could delete it, even unlocking your phone to see if Instagram had that option.

What surprised you the most when you opened the direct message up was the three dots at the bottom of the screen showing him typing. The Dynamight was replying to your message. Your heart pounding in your chest as you grasped your phone tightly in your hands as you waited with baited breath for his response.

“Hey, beautiful. I didn’t expect to get a message like this tonight.”

You paused as you reread the reply. What did he mean by that? Was he judging you for sliding into his direct messages at such a late hour, trying your luck as you attached the selfie. Your fingers positioned against the screen to type out a response.

“I’m just a huge fan, Dynamight.”

You hit send, feeling giddy at the fact you’d gotten a response. The amount of direct messages he must receive daily and he replied to yours.

“I can tell. You look so good in my shirt, babe.”

You felt butterflies erupt in your chest at the words, fuelling your ego tenfold as you watched him continue to type, already eager to receive the next message from him.

“But I bet you’d look even better without it. Got any more pictures? You can’t be too careful these days”

You knew he probably had plenty of women soliciting him via direct messages who weren’t who they claimed to be, you couldn’t fault him for being cautious. His compliments fuelling you to send him another selfie. This time you tugged your shirt up to the swell of your breasts, stopping just below your nipples, your darkened aerolas barely visible in the photograph as you snapped another.

“Something like this, Dynamight? ;)” You watched as the message was read almost instantly, wondering whether he was sitting waiting for your replies as he began typing back to you once more.

“Fuck, you’re so pretty.” The compliment had you beaming, your heart thumping in your chest as you re-read his reply, squeezing your phone tightly as you noticed he kept typing.

“Are you trying to turn me on? Because it’s working.”

Did The Dynamight just compliment you like that? Pride swelling in your chest as you felt beautiful and powerful. His compliments boosted your confidence even more as you found yourself typing back to him.

“Do you have any pictures for me, Dynamight? ;)”

Hoping that he’d understand the implication as you waited with bated breath for his reply.

“Not enough pictures of me on my Instagram for you, Princess?”

“Please, just one?” You tried, hoping that he’d be willing to repay the favour. Suddenly your phone illuminated with a selfie that you hadn’t seen him post on his page before. His phone held up to a large gym mirror, equipment in the background as the flash partially concealed his face. You noticed the familiar hair of Red Riot in the background, held back with a black bandana as he grinned at his reflection, shirtless as his chest glistened in the light. Your eyes immediately moving to stare at your favourite Pro-Hero as you soon forget Red Riot was even in the photograph. Just about able to make out a smirk on his features as he posed for the camera. Grey sweatpants slung pow on his hips, the hem of his Calvin Klein boxer shorts visible as he showcased his impressive Adonis belt. A thin blond happy trail leading along his lower abdomen and dipping into the hem of his pants.

Your fingers instantly pressing down on the photograph to save it, feeling your clit throb at the sight of the man in front of you, he was just so perfect. But there was no way he’d taken that photograph right now for you, it was probably an old one he’d already saved in his phone. You appreciated it, a lot, but you wanted a special photograph. One that he’d taken just for you.

“Can’t you take a picture for me right now, Dynamight? Show me how you look now ;)”

You teased, eagerly awaiting his response. The message was once again read instantly but his response took longer this time. The three dots appeared that he was replying before they disappeared again. You wondered whether he would even send you one right now, not that you’d stop talking to him if he didn’t. You weren’t about to waste this opportunity.

It took him so long to reply that you’d started to doubt that he would, almost giving up hope that he would. Worried that you’d scared him off by asking too much of him and snuggling into your duvet to fall asleep and try and get over the embarrassment of your favourite Pro-Hero ghosting you. But when the picture finally came through, it was more than worth the wait.

“Is this what you wanted, naughty girl?”

The first thing you noticed from the picture that he sent you was it was dark. He was obviously laying in bed but all you could make out was the bulge in his sweats. The same grey colour that he’d been wearing in the gym shot he’d sent. Your eyes immediately gravitated to his crotch as you tried to work out just how big he was, already wishing you could see what was underneath.

“Is that all I get?”

You didn’t want to seem ungrateful, and you definitely didn’t want him to stop talking to you but you were desperate for more. How often would an opportunity like this come along? Your message went unanswered for a while again as you bit your lip nervously. Debating whether you should send another message telling him not to bother, you didn’t want him to stop talking to you.

“You gotta show me more first, Princess”

You could almost hear the teasing tone in his husky voice, your eyes fluttering shut as you imagined him above you uttering those same words down to you. Your thighs rubbing together to try and create some much needed friction as you thought about what to send him next. Taking a deep breath as you pulled your top up over the curve of your breasts, pushing your arms together to try and make them look more appealing as you angled your phone above you to try and get your face, chest and panties in shot. Giving a sultry smile into the camera as you snapped a few pictures. Instantly finding fault with every single one you took, you wanted to look perfect for him.

“You haven’t gone all shy on me now have you, babe?”

His message flashed as a banner on the top of your screen as you decided to just pick the best picture out of the ones you’d taken and sent it across to him.

“God, look at you. So fucking pretty aren’t you?”

His response made you keen as you felt your cheeks heat up, drinking in his praises as you tried to ignore the fact that you were now sending lewd photographs to a stranger. But he wasn’t a stranger was he? Not really. You knew so much about him, always following the news about your favourite Pro-Hero. Your room is adorned with many pieces of his merchandise. Hell, you were wearing one of his shirts right now. You couldn’t have imagined something like this happening in real life, it was something that you’d only fantasised about.

“Do I get another pic of you now, Dynamight?”

You hoped the picture you’d sent was enough to get another picture from him, he seemed to like it enough from the praise he’d given before.

“So greedy.”

Your jaw dropped open at the picture he sent, a large palm wrapped around a thick, veiny cock. Your eyes immediately moving towards the engorged reddened head as you noticed a bead of pre-cum oozing from the tip. Licking your lower lip at the sight as you saw how thick he was from how his hand looked wrapped around it. You were surprised to see a dark scar on his hand near his thumb, trying to think back to the various Dynamight promos you’d watched recently. You’d never noticed a scar on his hand there before, maybe it was new? It looked like he’d had it for quite some time though so it was unusual for you to see. Making a mental note of it so you knew for the future that he had a scar there. His legs were spread against the bed, almost invitingly as you imagined yourself between them, lapping at his cock as he held the back of your head, already feeling yourself flushed at the sight. Rubbing your thighs together to try and create some much needed friction as you saved the image.

“Was that good enough for you?”

You whimpered at his words, pressing your fingers down against your clit through your sheer panties, feeling just how wet you’d become from that image alone. Your slick dampening the material as you ground your hips against your touch.

“Forgetting about me already?”

He text again as you realised you’d forgotten to respond to him, your eyes still focused on the picture he’d sent you, imagining how he’d feel buried deep inside you.

“Bet you’re touching yourself aren’t you? Naughty girl.”

You bit back a moan as your fingers slipped underneath your panties, stroking your slick folds as you remained focused on his words, teasingly circling your tight entrance as you dipped the tip of your middle finger inside yourself.

“Yes.”

You typed out with your hand holding your phone, not bothering to elaborate as you pressed the palm of your hand against your clit, grinding yourself against it as you slide your finger deeper inside yourself with a gasp.

“Fuck baby, you have to let me see.”

You held your phone in shaking fingers as you angled it towards your cunt, your fingertips curling underneath the crotch to tug the fabric to the side, snapping a photograph of your glistening folds as you sent it to him.

“Fuck.”

“Bet you wish I was there so I could play with that pussy instead, yeah?”

You let out a shameless moan at the thought, finding it difficult to reply back to him as your hand clutched your phone. Circling your clit once more as you languidly worked yourself towards your climax.

“Such a pretty pussy.”

His praise made you keen as you felt your cunt clench, desperately wishing he was here right now.

“You better not cum, Baby.”

You mewled when you read his words, your body ached and you were so close to your release. Your toes curling in the telltale signs that you were about to come undone.

“Don’t you dare.”

He obviously noticed your lack of reply and correctly assumed the reason why.

“Why?”

You trembled, reluctantly pulling your fingers away from your sex, but the dominant tone to his messages made you even more eager.

“Gotta save that for when we meet, Princess.”

Wait. What?

“What?”

“You mean you don’t want to meet me? :(“

Your eyes immediately went to the sad face emoji. Dynamight never used emoticons, apart from his signature explosion emoji. You must be seeing a different, more personal side to him.

“I want to meet you more than anything, Dynamight.”

“So let’s do it?”

This was so unlike you, but you couldn’t believe your favourite Pro-Hero wanted to meet you. Excitement bubbling inside you as you couldn’t believe he was trying to arrange a meeting with you as another text from him came through.

“Tomorrow is probably no good because it’s Christmas-”

You didn’t want to make yourself seem so pathetic for having no plans at Christmas, but you couldn’t deny the fact that your schedule was empty. Fully intent on spending the day alone.

“I’m spending Christmas alone.”

You typed out.

“You’re spending Christmas alone?”

This was it; he’d probably judge you for having no friends or family available to spend the days with. Before you could reply he’d already typed another response.

“I can’t have such a pretty girl spending Christmas all alone. Spend it with me?”

“Christmas with you?”

Wait? He wants to meet up?

“That’s what I said, come to my place. We can spend it together.”

Your heartbeat increased, he wanted to spend Christmas with you? You’d barely started speaking to him, even if you had exchanged hundreds of messages since you began. It seemed like such a far fetched offer, he surely had much better things to do than spend his Christmas with you. But this was Dynamight, your favourite Pro-Hero. There was no way you could say no to him, and what did you have to lose? Another Christmas all alone?

“Okay.”

“I’ll text you the address.”

Your screen flashed with his address, putting it into google maps it looked like an average sized apartment. Not the life of luxury you assumed he was living. It just looked comfortable.

“Can I ask you a question, Dynamight?”

“Anything, Baby.”

“How many people have you done this with?”

You’d tried desperately to ignore the doubt in the back of your mind, the voice telling you that you weren’t special. You weren’t the only one. That he was saying the same things to other women, using them for the same thing he was doing to you currently. Trying not to think about the amount of pictures he may have stored in his phone at this moment from other naive people.

“What do you mean?”

“How many people have you spoken to like this in DMs? Are you talking to any now?”

“Why would I need to talk to anyone else when I have you, beautiful? You’re all I need”

Biting your lip you looked down at his contact inside your phone, working up the courage to press the green call button. Listening to it ring as your throat felt dry, waiting in anticipation but it rang out, your call rejected as his voicemail sounded in the background.

“I’ll talk to you soon, Princess”

He text instead, so it was clear he had just ignored your call.

“Can’t wait to see you tomorrow.”

You couldn’t believe you were doing this. You were actually going to meet Dynamight.

Your smile faltered as you noticed it wasn’t Dynamight that answered the door, you’d been hoping that he would invite you in and scoop you into his arms but instead it was another famous hero you recognised.

“Red Riot?” You felt your cheeks heat up from how he looked at you, his crimson eyes assessing your body as he stepped to the side, his arm motioning to invite you inside as he closed the door behind you, “I was expecting-,”

“Bakugou. I mean, Dynamight.” He smiled at you warmly, watching as you shuffled nervously in the hall, “I know, he’s working late so he asked me to meet you here. He’s real sorry-”

You felt your heart drop at the realisation. Maybe he’d had second thoughts and had sent his friend to the door in his place to get rid of you. Ensuring he wouldn’t have to see you or deal with you, the thought making your stomach churn uncomfortably as you shuffled by the door.

“Are you okay?” Caring, red eyes glanced down at you as he placed a reassuring hand on your shoulder.

“Y-yeah, ‘m okay.”

“Let’s get you a drink while we wait for Bakugou to get back, yeah?” You nodded in agreement gently as you followed him towards the kitchen, your eyes taking in the small, clean apartment. It was an open plan design, the kitchen and the living room all one big room as you took a seat on one of the island chairs on the side of the living area.

Kirishima opened the fridge, pulling out two bottles of water as he handed one to you. Grateful for the cool liquid to try and hydrate your dry throat as you held the bottle to your lips. Kirishima lounging against the table as his red eyes watched you intensely.

“So Red Riot-”

“Eijirou.” He stopped you, “Call me Eijirou.”

“Eijirou.” You corrected yourself, watching the way his nostrils flared at the sound of his name leaving your lips, “I saw your fight on TV yesterday. Saving all those people, you were amazing.”

Although you’d been expecting to see Bakugou when you knocked on the door, you couldn’t deny you were excited to see Red Riot.

“Aww, you saw that?” He gave you a sharp-toothed grin, his large palm coming to rest over yours against the table, “It was nothing.”

Kirishima subtly flexed his muscles in pride, hearing your praises had his cock throbbing underneath his grey sweatpants. You were even more radiant in the flesh than in the pictures you’d sent him.

“The way you used your quirk to stop that villain was incredible.”

“You liked that, yeah?” You had no idea how much you were fuelling his ego at this moment, his eyes focused on you as he leaned closer.

“Yeah, you were amazing.”

“I was amazing, huh?” He smiled with glee as he listened to you praise him, “I got offered the front page of Hero Weekly for that, you know.”

“Wow, that’s so cool Red- Eijirou. You’re gonna look so good!”

“I’m gonna look amazing?” He teased, wanting to hear you repeat yourself. The praise running through his veins and straight to his cock as he felt himself harden from your acclaim.

“Yeah for sure. I remember the last cover you did for them with Dynamight. You both looked so hot.” You swooned.

“I looked hot, did I?” Kirishima found himself leaning closer to you, his hand still on top of your own as he leaned in to kiss you. His lips pressing against yours as your eyes widened in surprise, immediately pulling away from him.

“R-Red- Eijirou- what are you doing?” You were confused, you were here for Bakugou, why was he coming onto you?

“Don’t be like that, Babe. S’okay.” He tightened his grip on your hands to prevent you from pulling back as he kissed your pursed lips.

“Stop. Is Dynamight going to be home soon?” You wriggled yourself away from his grip, standing up from the island, “Maybe I should call him.”

“I told you, he’ll be back soon, babe. Just sit down-,” Kirishima stepped around the table as you took your cell phone out, going to Bakugou’s contact as you pressed the dial. Holding the phone to your ear as you heard a ring in the room, your eyes widening as you saw Kirishima hold his cell phone up with your contact flashing against the screen.

“I guess you caught me, huh?”

“W-what?” You still didn’t want to believe what he was implying, you’d been talking to Dynamight. It was his Instagram profile, you’d checked multiple times. It was verified, it was him.

“You don’t think Dynamight uploads all his posts himself, do you?”

You’d stopped listening, your eyes catching sight of the scar on his hand, the exact same scar you’d recognised from the photograph you were sent the night before. It was true. You felt your entire body to numb, as though someone had thrown ice cold water over you.

“But now we’ve got that out of the way, we can finally have some fun, yeah?” Kirishima stepped towards you, his calloused fingers stroking against your cheek as you took a step back, trying to put some distance between you both.

“Aw, don’t be like that.” He gave you a toothy smile, closing the gap between you once more, “You weren’t so shy when you were sending me those dirty pictures, babe.”

You felt sick that you’d sent selfies of yourself in such a way to a random stranger on the internet, believing you’d been talking to Dynamight all this time. You couldn’t deny you found Red Riot attractive, he was gorgeous. But you didn’t want this, you weren’t here for him. Did Dynamight even know you existed? Did he see any of your messages at all? Did he know you were here?

“I’ve gotta go.” You felt suffocated, your chest tightening as you moved to pick up your overnight bag. You just needed to get out.

“Maybe you don’t mind other people seeing them?” Kirishima ignored your statement completely, unlocking his phone to bring up the selfies you’d send him the night before, “I’m sure my followers would love to see these-”

“No, please.” You whimpered. The thought of anyone seeing you in such a compromising position had bile rising in your throat. Your fingers tighten around your bag as you watch him come closer to you once more, gently pulling your bag out of your grip again as he dumped it back onto the floor. Your lower lip trembled as tears began to prick at your eyes, tumbling freely as you felt him come closer to you, “You wouldn’t-”

This was the Sturdy Hero Red Riot. He wouldn’t just share your leads to his followers, he was known as being such a nice guy.

“You really want to take that risk?” He angled his phone towards you so you could see him adding them to a new Twitter post, “What should I caption it?”

“Please don’t.” Looking at the pictures of yourself made your stomach lurch.

“You look so pretty though, babe. I’m sure the world would love to see-”

“You wouldn’t upload those pictures to your profile, you wouldn’t.” You repeated as though you were trying to convince yourself as much as him. Trying to call his bluff as you watched for his reaction.

“You’re right, I wouldn’t.” Relief surged through you as you thought you were safe. Making your way towards the couch to pick up your overnight bag and to go home.

“But- my phone could get hacked and those photographs could appear on there.” You froze as you heard his cool, calm words, “There’s just so many bad people out there, Princess.”

You were in complete disbelief, he really would do it. And people would just blindly believe that he was hacked because who would believe Red Riot, the friendliest Pro-Hero, would do something so cold and vindictive.

“You can never be too careful these days, you know.” Kirishima sighed, shaking his head and you finally felt defeat. You had no other choice.

“I’ll do whatever you want, just please. Please, don’t post them.” You didn’t want anyone to see you at your most vulnerable. The thought of his million followers seeing made you feel sick.

“I knew you’d see it my way.” Kirishima said cheerily, locking his phone and slipping it into his sweatpants pocket. “I know we can come to a solution that’ll suit us both.”

You couldn’t believe you’d managed to get yourself into this situation and with the Pro-Hero Red Riot no less. You wanted to try and find help, to get as far away from this ordeal as possible, but how? And who would even believe you if you said anything? Dynamight maybe, but the Sturdy Hero, Red Riot? He would never do anything like this, he’s just too nice.

“Take your top off.” You were broken out of your thoughts by the direct command, your eyes widened in disbelief.

“What?” He wanted you to strip, just like that?

“You heard.” Kirishima made the motion to grab his cell phone back out of his pocket which made you tremble, your fingers instantly moving to the hem of your shirt to pull it up and over your head. Standing awkwardly in the living room as his eyes roamed over your exposed skin, taking you all in.

“You look even better than the pictures,” He murmured, stepping closer to you. Your eyes not daring to look at him as you stared at the ground, “Please tell me your panties match.”

You weren’t sure how to answer as you stood motionless in front of him, watching as he walked out of the kitchen to join you.

“It’s okay, Princess.” He cooed, his large palms cupping your cheeks as he tilted your head towards him, his thumbs brushing away the tears that streaked along your skin.

His cologne invaded your senses as it mingled with his own natural scent, the smell almost comforting as you leaned into his touch. His smile widening as he felt you move closer, his hand catching your chin to angle your face up towards his.

“I know, everyone always wants Dynamight.” His crimson eyes focused on your pouty lips as he leaned forward to brush his lips against them, “But you did say you were a fan.” There was an underlying pride in his tone at this.

“You know I could treat you just as good as him.” He connected your lips in a kiss, making you gasp in surprise as he used this moment to invade your wet heat. His tongue brushing against your teeth as he moved his hands to cup your ass, pulling you against his firm body as you felt the bulge in his sweatpants press against your abdomen. His large palms crept underneath the skirt you were wearing, stroking along your inner thighs until the back of his knuckles brushed against your panties, feeling the lacy material as he ground his hips against you.

“Fuck.” He groaned, pressing his knuckle against your crotch as he felt you involuntarily grind yourself against his touch, “Are these for me?”

You’d worn them especially for Dynamight but here you were in front of Red Riot. You tried to ignore the throb between your thighs as he pressed against your clit. This was wrong. He’d lied to you, he’d tried to blackmail you. You hoped this would be over quick so you could just get home, hoping he’d delete the pictures when you did as he asked.

“I do this and you’ll delete those pictures?” Your eyes fluttered shut as he focused his touch against your clit.

“I don’t think you’re in a position to be making requests, baby.” He cooed, his lips pressing down against the pulse point in your neck as his teeth nipped against your skin, a dull ebb of pain flowing through your veins as your mouth slipped open in a sultry moan.

“Shit,” He growled against your neck, feeling a wetness between your thighs as it seeped against your panties, dampening the fabric as he moved his fingers towards your entrance. His hand pressing down on it as the thin lace prevented him from dipping inside you. Instead circling the hole as he watched you grind yourself against his touch, “I thought you didn’t want it.”

You couldn’t explain how you felt in this moment, your head swimming with so many thoughts and your body betrayed your repulsion. Your puffy clit throbbing as it ached to be touched, your slick coating his fingers even through your lace panties as he continued to tease you.

You couldn’t deny that Red Riot was an attractive man, any woman would be honoured to have him as their partner, but you’d come here for Dynamight. “I knew you wanted it really.”You whimpered when he pulled his hand back from under your skirt, tugging at the hem of your shirt as he slipped it up over your head, “After you sent me those lewd photos last night I knew you’d see it my way.”

His hand reached back to undo your bra, groaning at the sight of your naked breasts. His palms came up to hold your ribs, thumbing the underside of them as he teased your buds; watched your nipples harden against his touch.

“So sensitive.” He ground his desire against you, feeling it hard against you as he leaned down to tongue one of your nipples softly. Your hands flying to his shoulders for support as your head rolled back, your lips parted in a sultry moan as he palmed the other mound. A thick thigh slipping between your legs to press against your cunt as he watched you grind yourself against him.

“You give off those innocent, good girl vibes.” He whispered against your breast, his lips curving into a smirk, “But you’re such a fuckin’ slut, aren’tcha?”

“No.” You tried to bite back a moan as he continued to tease your chest, tugging at your perky nipple and watching the way your breast bounced when he let go. Copying the motion on the other one as he ground himself against you.

“God, your tits are perfect.” Both palms cupped your breasts, his hands so large they covered each mound perfectly, massaging them gently as he watched your blissful reaction, “You like that, yeah?”

You bit your lip, hard. You did, it felt so good. But you didn’t want to say it, you didn’t want him to know. He’d tricked you into this, he’d lied to you.

“Of course you do, slutty girls like having their tits played with.” You trembled at his crude words, your body betraying you as you let out a whine which seemed to please Kirishima a lot. A look of glee on his features as he pressed down on your shoulders, moving you to your knees. “You gonna show me how grateful you are that I didn’t share your slutty photos?”

Your knees pressing against the hardwood floor uncomfortably as you stared up at him with wide eyes.

“I wanna see those pretty lips wrapped around my cock.” He tugged his shirt up over his head and you were almost distracted from the situation you were in. You’d seen his chest before because of his Hero outfit but nothing prepared you for seeing it in the flesh. There wasn’t a hint of fat on him, his body made from bulging muscle. Your eyes scanning down to his prominent Adonis belt, a black trail of hair scattered down his abdomen and disappearing into his grey sweats. Dark scars littered his body, only adding to how strong and powerful he looked. You couldn’t help but lick your lips at the sight, an action that caused Kirishima to grin.

He dipped his thumbs into his sweats, tugging the fabric down below the curve of his ass as his cock sprang to attention, the swollen head leaking with pre-cum as he wrapped his hand around himself, giving himself a teasing pump as he brushed the tip against your lips. You felt his pre smear against your lips as he gave your cheek a light tap, pressing himself to your pursed lips as he held your head still. Watching as you slowly took him in, his length disappearing inside of you as he pushed his hips forward, feeling his head hit the back of your throat.

You began to gag around him as he pulled back, coughing at the intrusion as he gave you a second of respite before pushing forward again, your tongue tracing along the prominent veins as you began to bob your head along him.

“That’s it, Baby. Such a good girl,” A mixture of spit and cum began to dribble down your chin as you continued to gag around him, trying to breathe through your nose as he carded his fingers through your hair, holding your head still as he began to rut his hips into you. Your nose buried in his black pubes as he hit the back of your throat, fucking your face as you tried to focus on something, anything else, “Shit.”

Your throat burned from his ministrations, his pace unrelenting as he selfishly searched for his own pleasure, fresh tears pooling in your eyes as you tried to keep up with his pace. Relief flooded through you when he pulled back, his fist pumping his wet cock as he held his length against your face, using his grip on the back of your head to pull you towards his balls, your tongue innocently slipping out to lap at them, glancing up to see the blissful expression on his face as your knees ached against the wooden floor.

“Fuck, that’s it. Just like that.” You sucked one of them into your mouth, your tongue lashing against it as you watched his eyes flutter shut, obviously pleased with your actions.

“Gonna make me cum early if you’re not careful, Princess.” You hoped that when he finally came your ordeal would be over. The admission making you want to work harder to achieve the goal as your palm came up to stroke against his taint, making him moan in pleasure as he jerked his hips against you.

“Don’t you want to cum, Red Riot?” His hips stuttered at the use of his Hero name as he pulled back from you, grabbing your upper arms to help you off the ground.

“Oh, I do. But I wanna cum inside that pretty little pussy of yours.”

“No, please. Anything but that.” A look of fear covering your features.

“I bet you’d let Dynamight cum inside that pretty pussy.” His fingers already working on tugging your skirt down, grunting when he saw the sight of your skimpy, lace thong.

“You were looking to get fucked today, huh?” Kirishima twirled you, taking in the sight of your naked ass complimented by the lacy fabric, unable to resist lifting a palm up to spank one of your round cheeks, “Look at you.”

The motion made you squeal in surprise as he pressed you over the arm of his couch, your ass poised in the air as your legs hung over the edge. His rough palms already massaging the tender skin before landing another harsh smack on your ass. Leaving darkened marks in his wake as he alternated cheeks.

“You were acting like you didn’t want this, but look how fucking wet you are.” He dragged a thick finger along your crotch, watching the way you bucked your hips back against him, the tip of his finger pushing down on the fabric as it slipped between your slick folds, tugging at the material as it brushed against your clit causing a pleasurable sensation to flow through you. Whining as he gave your ass another smack.

“I don’t-” You tried to deny how good Kirishima was making you feel, desperate for his touch as you wiggled your hips, your body betraying your mind, “We shouldn’t.”

“You’re forgetting who’s in charge here, babe.” He gave your ass another smack, his palm rubbing soothing circles against the throbbing, darkened skin, “I’ll give you a clue. It isn’t you.”

Both hands massaged your ass now as he rut his hips against you, feeling his crotch grind against your clit as he watched you try and push back against him, your needy cunt desperate for any kind of relief.

“You have no idea how annoying it is when people always want Dynamight.” Kirishima curled his fingers into your panties, pulling them down your thighs as he watched strings of your slick connecting to the fabric break off. Gently lifting your legs as he made you step out of them, “No one ever picks Red Riot over him.”

He held your panties up for a moment, admiring just how wet the crotch was. The area was darker than the rest of the fabric as he slipped them into the pocket of his sweats. Finally taking in the sight of your naked sex. Your folds glistening with your slick as he leaned down to give you an experimental lick. The rough pad of his tongue dragging along your clit as he made his way towards your tight entrance, “God, you taste so good.”

“Ever had anything in here, Princess?” You squirmed as the pad of his tongue lapped at the rim of your ass, eyes widening in fear as you tried to push him back, his hand gripping your ass as he shushed you, rubbing soothing circles around your abused skin.

Kirishima pursed his lips as he spat down on your puckered hole, thumbing your entrance as he felt you flutter against him. The tip barely inside as you shifted beneath him, trying to get him to stop.

“Not there, please.” You begged, terrified that he would breach your entrance.

“Don’t worry, I’m going to make you feel so good.” You felt relief wash over you as he moved his hand back from your back hole. His lips groaning against your sex as his palms spread you apart. Slowly flicking the tip of his tongue against your clit as he watched your body react to his ministrations, sweet moans spilling from your lips as he worked your body with precision. You mewled as his tongue dipped inside your cunt, feeling him slurp at your essence as he palmed your ass cheek, pulling them apart to give himself more access.

“Fuck, I’m gonna have you cum on my face later.” He growled against your sex, sending pleasurable vibrations straight to your core. His fingers joined his tongue as he slipped two inside your heat, feeling the stretch of your cunt around him as he sucked your clit between his lips.

W-what? Later? Kirishima said you just had to do this and then you could go home, he didn’t mention anything about later. You began to panic as you placed your palms flat on the couch, trying to push yourself up but he was quick to push you back down.

“Stay there, beautiful. I think Dynamight would like seeing you like this.” You turned your head to the side to see Kirishima slipping his hand inside his sweats to grab his cell phone, holding it up to your wet cunt, his fingers still buried deep inside you.

“No, please don’t. Red Riot-” You broke off into a moan as he curled his digits to brush against the spongy spot inside you, “Please-”

“Aw, you want me to keep them for myself, is that it?” He locked his phone after taking some photos, dumping it onto the coffee table, “I knew you’d come around eventually, babe.”

He kept his pace consistent against your inner walls, dragging his calloused pads against the same spot over and over. Pleasure slowly building up inside you as you ground yourself back against his digits, whimpering against the plush cushions of the couch. Your body betraying your mind as your entire body felt warm, the coil inside you tightening as you felt yourself teetering over the edge.

“Fuck, I can feel you squeezing my fingers.” Kirishima began scissoring them inside you, a dull squelching sound filling the air as he watched you grind yourself back against his digits, “You wanna cum?”

“Yes,” You whispered, your voice muffled against the cushions as he moved his fingers back to press on the same spot inside you.

“What was that, Princess? I didn’t quite hear you.” You quivered as you felt him move his thumb to rub circles against your puffy clit.

“Please. I wanna cum.” You lay your cheek against the soft fabric as you felt close. So close. Your toes curl as you rocked your hips back into his touch.

“Who do you want to make you cum?” You could hear the teasing tone in his voice, his desperation to hear the answer and you knew exactly what he wanted to hear.

“You, Red Riot, you.” You couldn’t hold back any longer, the added stimulation to your clit making it hard for you to keep your restraint as you felt yourself coming undone.

“Yeah?” He began pumping his fingers into you even faster, gripping your hip tightly to stop you from writhing away from him, “Then do it.”

His words came out as more of a command as you felt the coil inside you snap, crying out in pleasure as you came hard. Your body convulsing as he held you tight. Not stopping his movements as he continued to finger your pulsing hole.

“God, you’re so fuckin’ pretty.” He slowly eased his soaked fingers from your tightness, watching the way your hole clenched around nothing, desperate to be filled, your body slack against the couch as your cheek pressed against the cushion. Your fingertips digging into the fabric. “You look so fucked and you haven’t even had my cock yet.”

A debauched grin on his face as he wrapped the hand that was covered in your essence around his cock, lubricating his length as he gave himself a tug, moving forward to stroke his cock along your wet folds, gathering your slick against his tip. When he nudged the swollen head against your clit you keened, the sensitive nub still overstimulated from your climax as he laughed from behind you. Repeating the motion to watch you tremble beneath him as you tried to move away from his touch. His arms coming underneath you to turn your body, your ass pressed against the arm or the couch as he watched your body go slack, dropping back onto the cushions as he stood above you.

“I wanna see that pretty face when I’m fucking you.” He fisted his cock and you shivered at the thought of him burying himself deep inside you. He was so thick, the swollen head already leaking with more pre as he moved closer.

“You’re so fucking sensitive, huh?” He began to press the thick tip of his cock into your heat, feeling the stretch of your inner walls around him as he slowly sank himself into your cunt, “You’re gonna feel so good wrapped around my cock.”

Your back arched painfully from the position when you felt him sheath himself inside you to the hilt, already tightened up from your release as you bit your bottom lip. Your inner walls clenching around him uncomfortably as he paused, giving you a second to adjust.

“Shit,” His eyes were looking between where your bodies were connected, looking at how his entire length disappeared inside your tight hole. Feeling your inner walls still quivering around him in the aftershocks of your orgasm.

“How many times have you done this?” You murmured, instantly feeling stupid for asking the question when he was buried balls deep inside you, but you needed to know.

“Didn’t you ask me that last night, Princess?” Kirishima smiled down at you, his large palms rubbing soothing circles around your thighs as he gave an experimental thrust, watching your lips part in a low groan, “You’re the only one.”

“But why me?” You felt your throat tighten as you began to feel yourself becoming emotional. He could probably get any girl he wanted in his position, sitting comfortably in the Top Ten. Why you?

“I knew as soon as I saw you that you were the one, babe.” His crimson eyes glancing down at you, “You’re perfect.”

“I’m just as good as Dynamight. Let me show you.” He cooed, “Gonna treat you so right.”

You whimpered as he held onto your hips, his fingertips digging into your plush skin as he started a languid pace, each roll of his hips made you feel completely full. Kirishima’s crimson eyes watching the way your breasts bounced with each pronounced thrust.

“You’re even prettier than I thought you’d be, you know.” He smiled down at you sincerely, blunt nails digging into your skin as he kept his pace, “I mean. I knew you’d be pretty but damn-”

He grunted as he felt your walls clamp down around him from his words, you couldn’t prevent your body from accepting his praise, even if you had wanted to. Your body ached from how thick he was, your inner walls stretching to accommodate him as he pulled his hips back, his cock dragging against every ridge of your tight heat before just the tip was inside. Watching the way you keened for him, wanting to feel full again as he snapped his hips forward to burying himself deep inside you once more. Repeating the momentum as he watched your expression with pride, his ability to make you look so wanton with such little effort had him throbbing inside you.

“You like my cock inside you, don’t you Princess?” His hands sliding up your ribs to palm your breasts, feeling your back arch into his touch, “You feel so good.”

Kirishima began to pick up the pace, rutting his hips against yours with more velocity as he greedily used your body as his own personal cocksleeve. Your wetness helping him to ease himself in and out of you with minimal resistance. Velvety walls squeezing him deliciously with each pronounced thrust, sweat glistening on both your bodies as he searched for his own release.

“You’re so fucking tight.” He grunted, his palm stroking your sternum as he continued to feel you quiver around him, your inner walls still fluttering in the tremors of your last orgasm, “Gonna fill this pretty little pussy with my cum.”

“No, Red Riot. Please, not inside-” The suggestion making your eyes snap open in fear, he wouldn’t-

“Remember, you’re not the one in control here, baby girl.” He teased, leaning down to press his palm against your abdomen, groaning when he felt the bulge of his cock inside you, fucking into your tight cunt, “Would it be so bad if I fucked a baby into you?”

Your lower lip trembled at the realisation of what he was intending to do, your thighs involuntarily squeezing together to try and prevent the inevitable from happening but Kirishima’s thick hips prevented it. His large palms curling underneath your thighs to press your legs towards your chest with a smirk, “You’d look so pretty all pregnant with my kid,”

“Please.” You whispered meekly, his large body dwarfing your own as he towered over you, pressing your legs even further up as he changed the angle of his thrusts. Each hard rut of his hips had his cock dragging against your inner walls perfectly, his thick veins catching against the spongy spot inside you with each motion. His thick black pubes creating delicious friction against your clit as he fucked you senseless. No longer could you form any coherent words as he used your body for his own desire, drool spilling down your cheeks as sweet moans were pulled from your throat.

“God, you’re so fucking perfect.” He grinned, red eyes staring down at your own glistening ones, his hand grabbing one of your bouncing breasts as he moved your leg onto his shoulder, basically folding you over yourself as you felt him even deeper than you thought possible. The tip of his cock bruising your cervix as he worked you towards another release.

“‘M close.” You murmured, your body already quivering in the telltale signs of your release, your legs becoming numb from the uncomfortable position, all you could feel was his cock slamming into your tight walls perfectly.

“Yeah? Gonna cum for me, Princess?” He smiled in glee when you nodded your head, your eyes rolling back.

“Who fucks you this good?” He tugged your nipple between his thumb and forefinger as he felt you begin to clench around him.

“You do, Red Riot.” You cried, feeling yourself beginning to come undone, “You do.”

“Who do you belong to?”

“Fuck.” You squealed, the combination of stimulation helping you over the edge, your inner walls clamping down around him as you came. Your body convulsing beneath him as you cried out a garbled mixture of his name and his hero name in response.

“Fuck yeah, Princess. All. Fucking. Mine.” He punctuated each word with a sharp thrust, a possessive snarl in his tone as he used you for his own release. His pace became erratic as he felt his climax begin to flow through him, giving a few sloppy thrusts as he came undone, his cock buried inside you to the hilt as he emptied himself inside you. Thick, white ropes of cum coating your inner walls as he rode out his orgasm, treasuring the way your cunt continued to flutter around him. His warm breath fanning your already hot skin as he stilled inside you, savouring the moment for as long as he could.

Kirishima pulled out of your cunt slowly with a groan, keeping your legs held up as he glanced down at your stretched hole fluttering around nothing in the after effects of your orgasm. Feeling his softening cock twitch at the sight of his cum beginning to seep from your cunt as your body slowly pushed it out. His thick fingers moving down to press the mixture back inside your trembling pussy, cherishing the squeal you made when he toyed with your overstimulated sex. Unable to resist reaching up to nudge your puffy clit, just to see your reaction.

“That wasn’t so bad, was it Princess?” He murmured, placing a sloppy kiss against your ankle as he continued to hold your aching legs up, “You were such a good girl.”

“I really should go.” Your voice felt hoarse from overuse as he slowly lowered your legs back down. Alleviating the tension in them as they began to shake slightly, you felt so tired.

“Go? You can’t go yet, babe.” He rubbed soothing circles into your thighs before moving to tuck his softening cock back into his sweatpants, “It’s Christmas.”

“But-”

“I don’t want you to worry about a thing, okay?” He pressed a kiss to your sweaty temple, leaning back to grab his cell phone off the table, “I’m gonna make sure this is the best Christmas you’ve ever had. If it isn’t already.”

“The pictures?” You asked hopefully, watching his eyes float up from his cell phone to you with a grin.

“Oh, don’t worry about those Princess.” He gave you a wink as he began typing across the screen, a teasing tone in his voice, “Although I’m sure Dynamight would love to see pictures of me fucking his biggest fan.”

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