#he is so deranged

[oreo102]

I have oh so many feelings about the power of the doctor but the main one is about thasmin because of course it is

13 trusts yaz with a gun. She trusts yaz enough to personally be the one to make her have the gun, she trusts her enough to let her have a gun in the tardis (also yaz is very fucking pretty with a gun)

The doctor, notoriously against guns, allows yaz, no insists that yaz has one. Not enough people talk about that.

And I fully believe that if the master stepped out of line, yaz would’ve shot him- maybe not aim to kill but she would’ve done it, I’m sure.

I think not enough people talk about yaz and how cool she is anyways, but especially this episode

#doctor who #new who #13th doctor #thasmin #thirteenth doctor #yazmin khan #yasmin khan #yaz khan #she is so cool #people should appreciate her more #the master #spy master #he is so deranged #and I have so many thoughts #he wants to be friends with yaz and yaz does not

[aymayzing]

It's so funny just how into Durge becoming a harbinger of death and destruction high-approval Gale is. He's just like "That should be useful! Nice!"

#Shadowheart did smth evil - he's a bit put off but generally not mad about it #Dark Urge does becomes more evil - he thinks that's a bit ugly looking but generally he's excited #he is so deranged #my Astarion-Gale-Shadowheart-Durge echo chamber is happening #may plays bg3

[diorysuss]

here’s something i started at 10 pm and ended at 10:40 enjoy

warning of graphic violence of a finger getting bitten.. off, shadows over loathing spoilers and general ares activities

Ares stepped into the office of the general, pissed off. They smelled like shit from crawling in the sewers, felt like shit from running one big fetch quest for all of the prisoners in the office and they were personally ready to fuck up some shit. Each step he took filled up with the same feeling he had felt most of his life; rage. It was consuming him by the second, pumping in his head, dripping down to his chest with heat and pushing his legs forward.

The silence in the room was deathly. Bruise had been watching the young man speed-walk their way towards his own desk, and truthfully, was a bit intimidated. There was no words exchanged in the entire 5 second it took for Ares to come towards Bruise. Just a silence that could crush even a General. But Bruise was not an ordinary general, and God be damned if he gets scared by this interloper with the intelligence of a ration. So he stood his ground when the pig skinner came over, slamming his hands on the beat-up desk.

“What do you want?” The general had sneered in front of Ares.

“I want you to fight me instead of running away like a pussy cat.” Ares spat back. They were pulling on nerves and they knew it; Bruise had squinted his eyes and his eyebrows furrowed on his head. Ares grinned wildly at the sight, pissing the general off even more.

“You think a little piece of hair such as yourself can beat me?” Bruise pointed a finger at the man, jabbing it into his nicest leather jacket. They quickly smacked it away; god be damned if they let that man touch his Italian leather! And the next few movement happened in such a blur he could barely register them.

1. Bruise had grabbed his jacket in an attempt to intimidate him.

2. They punched the other man in the face, hard and fast.

3. Ares was in a headlock before their fist even left contact with Bruise’s face.

They were struggling, face going pale as Bruise tightened his grip. Each punch to his own face was painful, he could feel one of his eyes blackened and blue as the onslaught continued. Ares closed his eyes in a poor attempt to think; but it wasn’t really thinking. It was that little voice in his head that had gotten him through most tough situations in his life. They didn’t know what to call it, but they sure as hell were going to listen to it know.

“Bite him.”

Ok. Sure, little voice in his head!

Ares didn’t know when, or how he even managed to be honest, the next time a punch came, he opened wide

bit down

And when he felt something, increased the pressure by 10 fold. There was an audible noise of pain from Bruise, who thrashed around his hand wildly instinctively. But all that did was easily allow the little nub to detach from the whole hand, and something started flowing into Ares’s mouth. It had the irony taste of blood, but it somehow tasted even worse. They ignored this, and practically flew from the Bruise’s grip. Ares did, however, eagerly spit it out afterwards, the weird black magic that was on Bruise’s hat mixed with his spit and flowed out of his mouth.

Bruise looked at his right hand. It was currently missing half of a ring finger. The shock came to him all too quickly. What the fuck? What the hell? What did that.. thing do? Never in his lifetime had he seen someone do something so.. deranged. And he was an army general! Bruise had stammered onto his couch, while Ares was busy clearing out himself. He had looked to the mouth.. portal thing, seriously considering if he could run towards the Black House and make it to the tell the President that Murray’s Nephew was insane.

“W-what the hell do you want?” Bruise had uttered out, gritting his teeth to show no fear. Ares had slowly turned their head towards him, teeth baring like a wild animal, ready to claim its prey. But all he did was point to the portal, and spoke one sentence; “Get out of here. Now.” Bruise wanted to make a snarky comeback, or something, anything to show he wasn’t scared. But he didn’t. All he did was walk towards the portal, looking long and hard at the person who had just bitten his finger off. And Ares stared back.

#shadows over loathing #SORRY FOR THE ABRUT ENDING #anyways #yeah this is #odd #sol ares simmons #sol bruise #he is so deranged #sighs #lol

[chloesimaginationthings]

I can’t believe FNAF crying child never got an official name,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf crying child #evan afton #michael afton #golden freddy #garrett schmidt #fnaf #fnaf 3 #fnaf 4 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #It’s actually deranged this kid hasn’t been named in the games #the closest we got truly is ‘Garrett Schmidt’ but that’s movie adaptation so who knows BAHA #please Scott name this child #there’s no reason he shouldn’t have a name BAHA #one day crying child™️ one day…

[time-woods]

he want me deaaaad man

#i feel deranged for drawing this one #pointy teeth cant be discrete #adventure time #fionna and cake #prismo the wishmaster #prohibitedwish #scarab the god auditor #the cosmic owl #this was gonna b a doodle but i wanted to color it #cosmic owl chills at prismos appartment a lot so when prismo got back the next day he was just like 'HELL-HO??'

[shitouttabuck]

something in your magnetism (2x01 / 6x18)

#eddie “let me scooch on over a little closer to my boy best friend for no real reason” diaz #the way he HALF GETS UP to move just a little nearer in top right..... i feel deranged.... HE'D JUST MET THE GUY #buddie #911 #mine #my rewatch is going so well im being sooooo normal

[tubbytarchia]

I don't know what this is all I know is that LimL Joel makes me really emotional

#I know he has a tendency to go deranged on his red lives but idk something about him beginning to lose it after Jimmy died and killing Grian #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans fanart #trafficblr #Again its his red life shenanigans but... If only Jimmy had known how affected someone was by his death. I'm choosing to believe this #and him then going out like a sad pathetic wet cat even with Grian's sacrifice... He really deserves a win one of these days lmao please #Also I cant stop thinking about how Jimmy wouldn't have left him. Grian was sensible to and most players probs would have #Joel really does become a lost cause so its fair and Grian did still care (and went to say goodbye as well as sacrifice his time for him) #But Jimmy would have stuck by even if Joel were in this state (and they'd both get themselves killed pathetically but) #And Joel having shown such genuine care for Jimmy and concern over his limited time... man anything w Jimmy makes me so emotional lol #I love them so #oh Ig about the art itself. I dont like it but hey thats how it tends to go when you try smth new. And no shame in trying #but if one person likes this then yayy I will still feel accomplished and happy #Im looking at this again and hey its not that bad actually yay I love to approve of my own art. self love hell yea #tubby art

[cacaocheri]

this is how I feel whenever I'm in the notes screaming and crying about how badly sun fnaf wants me

#HE WANTS ME #HE WANTS ME YOU GUYS YOU GUYS TRUSR #GUYS HE WANTS ME SO BADLY #GUYS PLEASE #AUUUUGHHHH #i need him. i need him #ive been off tumblr for weeks i need to hit everyone with my deranged madness #sun fnaf #fnaf sun #moon fnaf #fnaf moon #the daycare attendant #dca fandom #security breach #fnaf security breach #sundrop #moondrop #cherry rambles

[skitskatdacat63]

I'm already getting the feeling that he's somehow gonna be even sillier this year 🤔

#I AM SO HOPELESSLY ENDEARED TO HIM #LOOK AT THIS SILLY GUY #the behind the scenes of the microwave tiktok im gonna cry #jimmy feels like his handler in this vid 😭 #'theres Fernando doing his um tiktok' hahahaha #but omg its only january and he already feels deranged #the fucking sitting on the counter clip i am actually dead #fernando alonso #formula 1 #f1 #we do a little bit of f1

[merricatblckwood]

what a wild fucking thing to say babygirl

#this quote just popped into my head like “oh that's right he fucking said that at one point” #you're so deranged babygirl ily #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers

[bacchuschucklefuck]

she turns, makes direct eye contact with you, smiles,

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #kristen applebees #kipperlilly copperkettle #buddy dawn #cw: blood #cw: gore #cw: violence #hello this is the first post on this blog. welcome. I need to offload my art somewhere outside of my usual sphere #anyways yeah. yeah #I just think making direct eye contact with the person your murder victim is supposed to mirror before murdering them is kinda vibe #thinking abt kipperlily and kristen and how kipperlily was meant to be riz's foil but #genuinely kristen works so much better as foil for her instead. like how would beardsley ever not have swooped in to steal this off of #murph's plate. order vs chaos. embracing the rules vs rejecting them for having always fallen through the crack by your nature #so my busted ass brain saw this moment of kipperlily KILLING kristen's foil and I went insane like she took him out of the equation #HE is no longer kristen's foil. KIPPERLILY is now. deranged I need to draw this Immediately #kristen seeing kipperlily with true sight... smiling at her..... the interference that now narratively connects them do you see #can anyone hear me. hello

[touchlikethesun]

if you told kageyama and hinata that they could improve their timing and strengthen their hitter/setter bond by kissing they would immediately start making out. even if they weren’t interested in the other like that at all before, those boys would do anything for volleyball

#this is about that one oos tiktok #this is the only hitter/setter duo this would work on tho #bukoto would like the idea A LOT but akaashi would shoot him down ‘no bokuto-san we’re not trying that’ #bokuto pouts but he gets over it pretty quickly (they are already dating anyway) #both iwa and oikawa would scoff bc they alr have the strongest bond imaginable it’s insulting that an outsider would try to give them advic #ushi would blink look at shirabu blink again and then remove himself from the situation #im sorry but i saw that tiktok and it screamed kghn #but i refuse comment hq stuff on real vb players pages so here you get my deranged thoughts #kagehina #haikyuu #kageyama tobio #hinata shouyou

[pandadrake]

Unforeseen side effect of the hostage shirt.

Thought about what would happen if the “get along” shirt situation continued and figured that Miguel would probably just go back to work with Miles stuck to him.

Part 1 This is Part 2 Part 3

#miles texting: u guys wanna grab coffee? meet me at miguel ohara. #featuring a fking deranged beter parker #and gwen's zero respect having ass #two of miguel’s few positive interactions with the youth is being a improvised jungle gym for other people’s kids so he’s probably fine #my art #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #atsv fanart #spider man 2099 #miles morales #spiderman #into the spider verse #spider gwen #gwen stacy #spider verse #atsv miguel #spider man #atsv #get along shirt #get along shirt meme #peter b parker #peter parker #mayday parker #ghost spider #spiderverse

[spacedace]

DPxDC snippet/prompt:

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“John.”

Zantanna’s voice had that cadence to it. Faintly strangled. Forcibly calm. Her rising blood pressure and rapidly approaching limit for his special brand of excitement evident in every single letter of his name.

Felt like old times.

“Z.” He said, smoke curling out of his mouth and billowing towards the dreary grey sky above. The one nice thing about Gotham, it had the same gloomy dark ambience of ol’ London town. “Long time no see. How’s show biz been treating you?”

He saw the faintest of twitches at the corner of her eye. Could almost hear her counting to ten in her head. He smiled at her winningly, leaning back against the damp bricks of the alleyway as he waited. More smoke drifted upward from beside him in time with a bored sigh. Patience was running out on all sides it seemed.

“That’s a child.”

“Sharp as ever.” He said, taking another drag. He nudged the child in question beside him gently with his elbow, glancing down with a sly grin. “See this is why the Justice League pay her the big bucks. Nothing gets past our Zantanna Zatara.”

He got a cloud of smoke blown directly in his face for that, little shit.

“John.”

“Z.”

“Why do you have a child? Why is the child smoking?”

“Long story.” He said with a wave of his hand.

“I learned it from watching him.” The kid said, with the same cadence as that old American commercial. All dramatic and overwrought emotion. The gremlin swooned against John's side in an imitation of collapse, hand holding the lit bifter coming up to their forhead to really sell the melodrama. He nudged his ghostly companion off, grinning at Zantanna’s slipping patience as he did.

“Don’t worry about it. Kid's fine.”

“A child wandering around with you in a dark ally in Gotham smoking cigarettes is fine?”

“I mean, I’m already dead. And short. It’s not like smoking is gonna be able to do any worse to me.”

#dpxdc #dpxdc prompt #john constantine #zantanna zatara #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #danny fenton #i wrote this with Elle in mind since I have an entire Paper Moon AU brewing in my head with her & John #but it absolutely could be danny instead #zantanna is already so done with all of this #she's having flashbacks of John smoking in the corner with baby Jason Todd when the kid was still Robin and Bruce losing his shit about it #she wants to say not her circus not her monkeys *so badly* #but very unfortunately John and his bullshit probably is her deranged little monkey in her very on fire circus #and now he's got a feral dead kid following him around this can't be good

[cringefail-clown]

putting cat tier jake in cat pictures ive found on the internet

#homestuck #turnabout au #homestuck turnabout #homestuck fanart #jake english #jake english fanart #lil hal #hal strider #homestuck au #its probably gonna be a series bc i have SO MANY PICS OF CATS #hes whimsical and a little deranged and we love him for it

[shazos]

evil robot villains my beloved

#shred force #nordic bunny #object head #eyestrain art #the moment I saw him I knew I had to draw him #I dig his design so much?? #hes so deranged i love him LOL #my art