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whygodohgodwhy · 15 hours
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“Do you think you could murder your clone? Like, someone who looks and thinks exactly like you. You don’t even know for sure which one of you is the original. Could you do it? Mentally. Emotionally. I don’t think I could.”
“I could. I did. I have. It did not phase me even a little bit. Made me feel better, actually.”
“That’s horrible.”
“You asked. I wanted to talk about the storm last night, but, no - you had to get philosophical.”
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whygodohgodwhy · 15 hours
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“I thought myself all alone after I lost my people, but it seems as though there might be something universal about sitting around a campfire with friends, singing the night away.”
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whygodohgodwhy · 15 hours
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“I brought you here to act as my conscience. You can’t all keep giving me terrible ideas!”
“Sure we can. And, they’re not terrible. Look at the sun. Look at how shiny it is. You should look directly at it.”
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whygodohgodwhy · 2 days
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“I know you said that you grew up in a bad neighbourhood, but you’ve built up a complete immunity to seven different torture drugs. That’s not a bad neighbourhood, that’s life in a dystopia.”
“I didn’t build it up by myself, some of it is genetics. They first started with my great-grandparents.”
“Dystopia. One day, people will remember your life specifically and vomit.”
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whygodohgodwhy · 2 days
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“You didn’t have to hold my hand the entire time I was in that coma. I think there’s a fungus growing between our palms.”
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whygodohgodwhy · 2 days
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“We really are just doing this surgery like it’s the middle ages, huh? There’s like eight people in this room. And none of you are even vaguely qualified. We might as well have a cow walk through here.”
“If this were the middle ages, you and me both would have been burned at the stake. You for witchcraft and me for… well. The less said about me the better.”
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whygodohgodwhy · 3 days
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“Am I having visions of my forgotten past, or visions of my future?”
“Well, are you older or younger in your visions?”
“How the hell would I know? I’m seeing through my own eyes. Plus, I haven’t aged in decades. I don’t know what I looked like when I was younger - no one does.”
“Maybe you lost your memories because you were so mean to people, ever thought about that?”
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whygodohgodwhy · 3 days
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“I believe that, as a leader, it’s important that I have my lieutenants stand next to me when I speak to my people, because my lietenants will slap me and mock me at every available opportunity. I think it humanises me. And help me make less shit plans.”
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whygodohgodwhy · 3 days
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“Is the marriage still valid if the witnesses didn’t actually get to witness it?”
“Well, we were busy. There was a horde of demons around us. I can’t fight and witness.”
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whygodohgodwhy · 4 days
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“You couldn’t handle life outside.”
“Why did they make you live your life outside? And why do you think that is something to aspire to?”
“Soft, insider talk. I have things to kill.”
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whygodohgodwhy · 4 days
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“I know it’s a cultural misunderstanding, but I would be remiss if I didn’t tell you that you’ve proposed to me eight different times. And you publicly declared that you desire me carnally last week. I would be happy to tutor you on my people’s traditions, but for now I think it would be best if you let me take the lead in all of our conversations.”
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whygodohgodwhy · 4 days
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“I can’t tell if I’m attracted to that man or just his unibrow.”
“How have we been friends for eleven years and I’m just finding this out about you now? I think we’d have had much more luck setting you up with someone if I’d known.”
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whygodohgodwhy · 5 days
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“I’m going to spend the rest of my life with two tongues in my mouth, aren’t I?”
“You’re the one who said that was what you wanted.”
“It was a joke! I was being funny. I didn’t mean it.”
“You saved their planet. You saved all of their lives. I think they’d be kissing you at every available opportunity even if you didn’t say you wanted a kiss in return.”
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whygodohgodwhy · 5 days
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“I like a man who’s not afraid to be completely pathetic in front of other people as often as you are.”
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whygodohgodwhy · 5 days
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“You said that I reminded you of your dead friend. Was that true? Or was that some sort of weird trash talk?”
“What? No, that - no, I liked him. I miss him. You remind me of him. You have the same… you’re both idiots. He was a noble idiot who got himself killed, you’re - not going to go out at my hands the same way.”
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whygodohgodwhy · 6 days
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“People always think that there’s some sort of secret conspiracy here. This city is crazy, but what you see is what you get.”
“Yeah, but there is a secret cult here. Like, all the members might be dead, but we’re only alive because the cult wanted our bloodlines to continue. People might know about the cult now because we all talk about it and how weird it was, but they got away with it for years. I’d still be suspicious that there’s more going on.”
“... there’s not a second cult, is there?”
“If there is, I'm not involved. I don’t want kids.”
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whygodohgodwhy · 6 days
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“People talk about exile like it’s a bad thing. I’ve made such great friends out here that I never want to return home. Which is good, because I’m not allowed to.”
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