Hazel & Jason: yeah my mom kinda sucked but it’s fine cause she’s dead now
Leo ‘strapped’ Valdez: where are they? I JUST wanna talk to them
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assassin and mercenary with a completely unnecessary rivalry.
[image ID: three sketch pages in blue featuring glasses (he/him), a young thin chinese-canadian man with short dark hair, a slim sharp face, and round glasses; and ocelot (he/any), a young tall slim white norwegian man with messy short light hair with a light messy hair, rounded cheekbones, and a tattoo of a smiling sun on his right forearm.
the first image shows glasses holding a pistol under ocelot’s chin as ocelot calmly asks “tough day at the office?” to which glasses angrily replies, “shut up.” ocelot is shown grabbing glasses from behind and pressing a knife to his throat, playfully saying, “guess who?” glasses grabs his hand and replies, “if you want to go home with both arms, back up and fuck off.” in the corner, ocelot is shown slumped over while a gloved hand pulling his head up by the hair, his nose and shirt bloody as he smiles, looks up, and says, “holding out on me, glass?”
the second image shows glasses grabbing ocelot’s shirtfront to pull him down to eye level, their faces close as he angrily says “when this is over, I’m gonna kill you.” ocelot returns his gaze with a calmly furrowed brow and replies, “I’d like to see you try.”
the third image shows hand grabbing glasses’ chin as ocelot says, “stop trying to look tough; it’s just you and me here.” glasses is shown pinning ocelot to the ground, saying, “why are you laughing?” to which ocelot replies, “I just didn’t believe you’d actually pin me.” glasses is shown sitting and dishevelled with a bloody nose, and the two of them are shown bound back to back by ropes to a wooden pole, with the following dialogue: ocelot: “looks like we’ll be here a while. want to play two truths and a lie?” glasses: “[yelling] come back and shoot me now, please!” ocelot: “oh c’mon, lighten up and enjoy the rope burn.” glasses: “ugh.” end ID]
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🌼 please 🙏🏼
send me a 🌼 and i'll refresh my pinterest and give u the first four pics as a random moodboard
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the authors note of all time
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judge & cignetti, two assassins very much in love
[image ID: six digital illustrations of judge (she/her), a tall strong slim woman with light skin, short light blonde hair, and several scars, including one through her left eyebrow; and cignetti (he/him) a tall strong slim man with light skin, curly brown hair in a undercut mullet, a moustache, and several scars, including one along his right cheekbone and around the side of his head, connecting to his partially missing ear. in image 1, they are shown dancing on a red background, both smiling, with cignetti in a black turtleneck, blank pants, and leg harness, and judge in a black cocktail dress with a garter harness knife visible. image 2 is a sketch page showing cignetti in different poses and outfits, and image 3 is the same for judge. image 4 shows cignetti sitting casually and holding judge's hand to his mouth to kiss, smiling slyly and talking. image 5 shows judge dressed in slacks and a white collared shirt embracing cignetti dressed in a shiny satin dress, overlayed with a screenshot of a tumblr post by queerpunksrock that reads "a guy and a girl can be gay for each other if they're bisexual and their genders are weird enough." in image 6, cignetti leans over judge and presses her hand to his throat, smiling and talking as she gazes up at him lovingly. end ID.]
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It's so important to remember that tumblr is bad. Has been bad. And will likely remain bad for the foreseeable future. And that is vital to our survival. If Tumblr was a good website that worked, it would get turned into a corporate hellscape like every other site. It's so important that Tumblr is broken and poorly run and impossible to effectively navigate. It's all that's keeping us safe.
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biblically inaccurate angels, like ones with anime eyes and emo haircuts and guns or whatever
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