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ianthedisastrous · 2 years

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I'm gonna be That Bitch™️ and ask for Tian, Mighty, something for Tony in general, & MEDES (because I think I'm funny) k thnx I love you byeeeeee

Mighty

Actually decided on one not on the Mightly playlist.

I'm tellin' you to take your shot, it might be scary

Hearts are gonna break

'Cause we don't have the time to be sorry

So baby, be the life of the party

Together we can just let go

Pretend like there's no one else here that we know

Slow dance, fall in love as the club track plays

We don't care what them people say

There's something about the sheer impossibility to Mighty that I love, the defiance they both have decided to stand by to stay together when, realistically, they were made for very different lives than the ones they've chosen by being together. And with Ren that's obvious because Ren is so deeply defensive of their relationship with Martin but people underestimate just how strong Martin is in all of this. It's harder for him, he's never had the freedom to the degree Ren has; so every point when Martin gets just a little closer to happiness on his own terms amazes Ren.

This song, yes, is a bit more mellow, which is definitely a Martin feel for me, but a lot of Ren too in the insistence that whatever other people think just doesn't matter.

Tian

When I look into your eyes

It's like watching the night sky

Or a beautiful sunrise

Well there's so much they hold

And just like them old stars

I see that you've come so far

To be right where you are

How old is your soul?

Well, I won't give up on us

Even if the skies get rough

I'm giving you all my love

I'm still looking up

Again the battle was finding one not already on the Tian playlist. But! My boys! My dear, messy boys! They've been through a lot, still have a lot to go through and this entire song just hits that note with me over just how much they've tackled some of their own demons trying to be there for each other. Tony is a fighter, the boy lives by his resolve and has more bravado than brains sometimes and you have to love him for it. But one of my favorite things about Tian is how there's that balance; they argue, they're stubborn, they have rough points but genuinely when it comes down to it they've both been fighting the whole time for each other against the curse, their own mistakes, and the bond between them.

Tony will jump into a fight with little hesitation but when it comes to Tony being backed into a corner or losing his resolve that things will change for the better Ian won't back down either; they're still pretty clumsy in life but they've figured out what's worth fighting for.

Tony

We had plans, we had visions, now I can't see ahead

We were one, we were golden, forever, you said

But I can't be sober, I cannot sleep

You've got your peace now, but what about me?

Thought we had the time, had our lives

Now you'll never get older, older

Didn't say goodbye, now I'm frozen in time

Getting colder, colder

Granted, this is more of a relationship song but honestly it has that whole vibe that is always such an underlying pain with Tony and how time takes people away from him. He just survives and survives through it all and loses parts of himself every time, then just keeps trying to be a part of the world and build those bonds through it all. His resilience is amazing but it hurts me, endlessly, every year and every story of people who moved on without him. To a point we all experience that as we change, lose contact and our lives take different roads, so it's very relatable to me and one of the things about Tony that shows just how haunted he really is under the front he's learned to guard himself with.

Medes

Okay, you win, you beat me on this one. I need more self-important, stuffy owl songs in my favorites, clearly. I have failed. Oh, wait!

There we go! It's a more Medes' at his best with Martin and how Mr. Fluffy Feathers tries to direct and help this disaster of a man song but! Still. And maybe a little of birdbrain getting used to those grand purposes changing and how some things aren't right just because they're expected. Yes, I'm going with this. Plus I had to after the Cael and Medes ones. Ha.

#ask meme #answers

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i-love-hobbies · 3 years

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(This isn't an anti-Eda, anti-Lilith or anti-Bump post. Just read this fully, please!)

Murder and violence are not ok!

This whole thing started literally after s1ep2 where Eda murdered a dude on screen.

What am I talking about?

"It's just a cartoon. Don't read too much into it."

I don't have a very strong opinion on this but I'm not a fan of normalizing murder. Also "Heroes that are genocidal maniacs, kill the villain cause he's awful." sounds extremely cringe.

And why are you reading a post that analyses a part of a cartoon right now?

"Death is normal on the Boiling isles, so that makes it ok."

Woah, woah! WHAT?

If everyone used that logic, slavery would still be a thing.

Just cause it's normalized in a culture doesn't mean it's less harmful or that everyone that comes from that culture does it.

It can be used to explain someone's actions, but not excuse them.

The ignorance of context.

1. Eda's murders

First I wanna point out that it was never emotional, it was all calculated. Remember when Tibbles scammed her, she didn't attack him back. None of her kills are revenge. She has always had something to win from them.

She has murdered two people, probably more, Adegast and Tibbles.

If she didn't kill Adegast. I can see this going two ways. He would starve to death, which means she put him out of his misery or he would slowly go back to full power which ties with Tibbles.

Batman kills the Joker.

No they are not as bad as the Joker but they would have continued trying to hurt her untill they got the idea of killing Willow and Gus in their sleep. TIBBLES KNEW THEIR ADDRESS!

Also if they were willing to do this. Who knows what else they have done to other people too. By doing this she has saved more lifes than she has taken (mostly kids).

Plus this willingness to kill is probably the reason Luz can go to school. Eda's enemies know that if they become an actual treat, things won't end well.

Her enemies are criminals. They are not stupid enough to think that she is helpless without magic. Especially now that she isn't running from the law.

- Now on to almost killing Amity in s1ep5 by making Luz cheat. That was messed up but not that badly.

Witches are harder to hurt, there were healers around who would help a Blight. She saw Amity use abomination so she knew mainly her traps were gonna be activated by a non-living thing.

Luz was going to be injured if that didn't happen. Amity was not in control of her strength and I don't think Lilith thought this trough. Though both sisters would have probably intervened when this got out of hand.

She also isn't the one to force Luz into the fight as many people have said. She has never on screen forced her opinion on someone else except in s1ep9 which was to protect her from school and changed in that episode. Luz just couldn't leave cause quitting ment never being able to perform magic.

Now I know that the right thing to do here was for her to try talk things through. I'm just saying it's not as bad as it seems.

2. Eda's scamming

To get my point across I'm gonna compare it to Wordlob.

Hers is the equivalent of you trying to buy gold and getting plastic. His is the equivalent of you're desperate for a cure and he promises to give it to you and then steals all your money and leaves you to die.

You're not going to try to buy gold when your desperate are you?

Scamming can take different forms and hers is the least harmful.

And consider this, what else can she do to put food on the table with her two adopted kids, Hooty and Owlbert. She can't find a legal job, cause that would be helping Belos, she'll die before she does that and she definitely knows ways to disguise herself but that puts her at risk as well.

3. Lilith's redemption arc still works

Yes, she did murder a bird in s1ep18, but the way it talked and acted. It seemed like it was mimicking speach.

Yes, she did almost kill a child, but she has made up for it probably in that week and a half that we didn't see considering this is the Boiling isles and everything is trying to kill you.

Plus, Eda only talked about the curse, considering "You hurt Luz, you cursed me!" She is not the person who would forget about her kid.

Bonus, she did make up for it on screen as well. In s2ep2 she saved King from Eda's experiments. In s2ep3 she saved Luz and King with her ice glyphs, when she could have just left, giving time for Eda to get them out of there. If Eda didn't show up Lilith would be dead.

4. Bump's jokes

- Dissecting Luz

I don't know why everyone talks about Bump and Amity trying to dissect Luz. They weren't certain if this was going to kill her. They weren't certain if she was alive. All they knew was that the lie will be broken if this would kill her.

Yes, they did try to catch her later on, but not to kill her. They wanted to make sense of what's going on and hopefully find her parents so she gets at the very least a talk on why she shouldn't do this.

Willow just overreacted which in return made Luz do the same.

- Bump's detention room

This room is a hypnosis one. Hypnosis is a job in real life. It can be dangerous but that can also be said about therapy if the therapist is bad. Depends on who does it.

"Impressive still alive!" This is a joke.

If a hypnotic session is stopped in the middle, you'd be too relaxed to be able to move. He was fine, he just needed some time.

- Bump's add

Everything that attacked Matt was alive. He probably did something to piss them off. But yeah Bump should have done something.

- Detention track

Guys knowing what he did for Willow in s1ep3, it's obvious that he was in a lot of stress. If he did what he did in that episode regularly. You just touch an orb and byeeeeee. Then this place should have been crowded.

Plus the wall with troublemakers' names had what six names and a portrait of lord calamity. Eda left school before three decades. And that's all we got.

He was probably not gonna keep them there even though he said so. He probably wasn't even planning that.

- Grom was very messed up. I have nothing to say except I wouldn't be surprised if the Emporer's coven forces this to be a thing and refuses to send actual adults, so the kids learn from a young age or whatever.

- Same with the photomemory class.

- "Bosha got away with murder. I can't say I approve, but at least she's trying new things."

This was a joke. Bosha's parents definitely have influence. His hands are tied like usual so he has learned to make jokes out of it. Plus since when are principals responsible for what happens out of school grounds.

5. The bat queen

She is a protector of palismans and I don't think she started to kill until the government was against her (I'm talking about her cave having bones all over it.)

I can't say it's completely justified like I did with Eda. But I don't see a way out of it where palisman wouldn't be extinct.

Now let's see our vilians' behaviour

1. Adegast

He was trying to kill Eda for his business by using a child as a bait.

2. Tibbles

He almost murdered four children so his stand is revenged.

3. Piniate

Is keeping people captive and literally is making them helpless as a punishment for not writing a book.

4. Demon hunters

They were gonna trow kids off a cliff. I'm not sure why actually.

5. The cat ladies

They were kidnapping children for their cafe.

6. The "coven" inspecture

She was stealing all the magic from none other than kids for power.

7. Wordlob

Who knows how many people have died, lost their jobs and so one, cause of his scams. All for money.

8. Warden wrath

He cut Eda's head so she goes out with him. Captures people for nothing.

9. Odalia and Alador

Alador was not stopping Odalia from trying to kill Luz. In their mind this was gonna help in combination with their child abuse, with their daughter helping their business. Everything they have done for now is for their business.

They backed up when Alador saw an opportunity for THEIR BUSINESS.

10. Kikimora

She tried to murder a child, cause of jealousy. Uses her authority to make the system even worse, cause how dare them look in her direction.

11. Belos

Is abusing a child and abused Lilith. Is the reason that palisman are getting extinct. Wild magic= death sentence. Basically created a horrible authority system that has created a lot of suffering and who knows how many it has killed. Probably all for power, though we don't know completely.

#toh #the owl house #toh eda #eda clawthorne #eda the owl lady #edalyn clawthorne #the owl lady #toh lilith #lilith clawthorne #toh bump #toh bat queen #toh vilians #toh kikimora #toh belos #emporer belos #toh odalia #toh alador #toh golden guard #toh hunter

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fallingappleshurt · 4 years

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You do it for them so you know they can win

(This is very bad I wrote it while sleep deprived I’m so sorry okay byeeeeee! I am not the creator of this AU but I feel nervous about tagging them again)

His eyes burned as he glared intently at the screen, hands shaking as he slashed at the other player. He had been training for weeks, if he didn’t have carpal tunnel before he was definitely gonna get it now. He was so focused on his match that he didn’t hear a knock on the door, a moment later there was another unheard knock, then the door cracked open.

“Hey, Tech,” Wilbur said, poking his head through the door. No answer.

“Techno.”

Nothing

“Techno!”

Still nothing.

“Techno!” Wilbur shot forwards and slapped Techno on the back of the head., he yelped, jumping in his seat.

Techno shook his headphones off around his neck, looking annoyed, “What Wilbur? I’m kind of busy.”

“That’s the issue,” Wilbur huffed, “You’re always ‘kind of busy’, are you seeing in cubes yet?”

Techno scoffed, rolling his eyes, “No, I’m just training-”

“Yeah that’s all you’ve been doing, for the past three weeks.” Wilbur cut in, “You haven’t done anything else, you barely even eat with us! This stupid duel can’t mean that much! It’s just a Minecraft game! I know you are used to sacrificing your mental and physical health over mindless shit but come on! There has to be a limit!”

Techno looked to the side, avoiding Wilbur’s scowl. He hadn’t told them that 100,000 dollars rested on this duel, he wouldn’t be able to bear the looks of sadness if he lost…

No, he wasn’t going to think like that, he had to win, for his family.

“Look Wil, I’m sorry that I haven’t been around much recently but, I-I need to do this-”

“No you don’t! There is more to life than stroking your pride!” Wilbur cut him off again. Techno narrowed his eyes.

“This isn’t about my pride, jackass.”

“Then what is this about?”

“I,” He paused, he wanted to tell someone else about the money, wanted to vent and say that he was nervous. He wanted Phil to not worry about the bills and work himself sick, for Wilbur to be able to work less hours at his job and spend time with his friends.

For Tommy to have a stable environment, more stable than the one Phil had worked so hard to create that was slowly chipping as the cost of rent and local grocery store prices went up.

He saw the guilt in his eyes as he nervously told Phil about the fees for the sports team he joined, it made his chest ache.

“I can’t tell you, I’m sorry I just can’t,” Techno finally responded, shaking his head, turning back to his computer.

Wilbur gave him a disheartened look, “Fine. If you want to ruin yourself over a stupid duel then go ahead.” He slammed the door.

It was the day of duel and Techno was silently losing his mind. The rich kid who set it all up, nicknamed ‘Beast’ had invited him and Dream over to his house to use his equipment, which was undoubtedly better than theirs. He put on his favorite hoodie for good luck.

He was on his way out the door when Phil clapped him on the shoulder, “You got this!” Tommy stuck his tongue out and gave him a thumbs up, “You got this Blade! Go get that green haired bastard!”

Techno’s lips quirked up into a smile, “Thanks guys.”

“He won’t stand a chance, you have been practicing like a madman,” Techno turned to see Wilbur sitting on the kitchen counter, scrolling through his phone, he looked up briefly, “Knock him dead,”

Techno nodded, “I'll try!”

He was a nervous wreck all the way there, going back to his old finger biting habit as he walked. He walked into a neighborhood that looked like it came from a movie, huge houses with nicely manicured lawns. He got there, entered a house that was so clean it made him nervous to touch anything, greeted Dream and Beast then it was time.

He was gonna puke.

It was the last fight, they were tied 5 to 5, Techno’s hands were shaking. He wanted to help his brothers, to Dream this was just a casual duel, all for fun, and it was, but this much money could drastically change the Pandel’s lives.

He moved fast, trading off hits with his axe and blocking with his shield, one final swing and it was over.

He won.

He could barely even process it as he got up to meet Dream and Beast.

“Congratulations to Techno, the best minecraft player!” Beast said, clapping his hands, “You both fought well, it was very close.”

Techno nodded, his chest felt tight, but in the good way.

“You did good man,” Dream stuck out his hand, Techno shook it, “So did you.”

Beast handed Techno a partially sealed envelope, Techno shifted through it’s contents to pull out a check, for 100,000 dollars.

He was going to pass out.

He talked with Beast and Dream a bit more, thanking Beast, joking with Dream, then started home.

The sky was warm, seeping pink and orange onto the horizon, a cool breath drifted through the air as he walked and could finally breathe.

He did.

He actually did it.

Techno waited until he got out of Beast’s neighborhood then he cheered loudly, spinning in a circle on his heels.

“Oh my God! Yes! I can’t believe it! Oh my God!” He gasped to himself, hands shaking, he was laughing, shoving his hands in his hair.

He could finally tell someone, he could tell his brothers.

That though alone powered him, he jogged all the way home, hand wrapped tightly around the envelope in his pocket.

Racing up the stairs, tripping over his own feet, he shoved open the door to their apartment, stumbling in loudly, causing Phil in the kitchen to jump and Tommy to fall off the couch.

“I did it! I won!” He panted, taking deep breaths.

“That’s great!” Phil said, stepping out of the kitchen, drying his hands on a towel.

“I knew you could do it Blade!” Tommy said, scrambling to stand up. Wilbur’s head peered out from the hall, “You did it? Nice job, now can you stop trying to kill youself over a game?”

Techno laughed before, jamming his hand in his pocket, grabbing the envelope, and thrusting it into Phil’s hands.

“What’s this?” He asked, turning it over in his hands.

“Just-just read it,” Techno could barely get the words, “It’s for you,”

Phil opened the envelope and pulled out the check, he balked as he scanned over the amount, eyes widening.

He froze for a solid minute then finally.

“Is- is this real?” His voice was hoarse, eyes flickering between Techno and the check.

Techno nodded nervously, swallowing. “Yeah, it’s real.”

“What is it?” Tommy asked, him and Wilbur peering over Phil’s shoulder to see, both freezing in place when they got the amount.

“How- when- where did you get this?” Wilbur asked, eyes locking on Techno.

“It was the prize from the duel,” He spoke softly, looking between them, Wilbur was confused, Phil was in shock, and Tommy hadn't moved, still staring at the check.

“Why didn’t you tell us you were competing for money?” Phil asked.

“I- I didn’t want to disappoint you guys if I, if I lost,” He chuckled nervously, looking at the floor, scratching the back of his neck awkwardly.

In an instant arms wrapped around his ribs and he was hosted up, air being squeezed out of his lungs as Tommy swung him around yelling incomprehensibly. He laughed as Phil crashed into the other side of him, crushing him. Wilbur was yelling too, messing up his hair.

“Guys- I can’t breath,” He gasped out, laughing.

It took a lot of convincing but Tommy finally let go of him, his shrieking laughter still echoing throughout the apartment.

They ordered out for the first time in a long time and sat on the couch to watch movies, Wilbur and Tommy pushed each other, almost slipping their food, as they tried to get more space. Techno fell asleep within the first 30 minutes of the movie, completely exhausted.

He blinked groggily, trying to gain his bearings, the apartment was dark with only a small light filtering from the kitchen. The oven light flashing the time, 2:57. Techno shifted to stand up, the blanket placed over top of him slipping back onto the couch, he knew Tommy was already asleep and he didn’t wanna risk waking him up.

Pulling himself into a standing position, he stretched, then made his way to the kitchen to get some water. He paused when he saw Phil, sitting at the kitchen table, laptop open, typing furiously.

“Phil? What are you doing up?”

Phil jumped, squinting at Techno before shaking his head, “Just working on a few things,” He stood up suddenly, walked over to Techno and slung his arms around him in a hug, one hand coming up to cup the back of his head.

Startled, Techno paused for a moment before slowly hugging him back and they stayed like that. Phil sighed, whispering;

“Thank you. You did good kid, you did good.”

#sleepy boys inc #sleepyboysinc #technoblr #dream #dreamwastaken #mrbeast #techno and dream dual #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #minecraft #philza #ph1lza #fd au #FD!AU #Tired drabbles #sbi #I AM A CLOWN #family dynamics #Apples Writing

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your-world-with-nct · 4 years

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💌 • 4:35am

“you know, i swear, if you’re the impostor, i just won’t come over to yours tomorrow. wait, it’s already tomorrow ‘cos it’s past midnight, right? yeah, okay then, i won’t come over today,” you spoke into the mic of your earphones, quickly diverting your attention back to the round that was about to start.

“what? your brain is barely functioning right now, i don’t trust anything you’re saying— what’s that even supposed to mean?” boyfriend!yangyang questioned you through the phone, baffled at your sleep-deprived nonsense.

ignoring his confusion, you finished customising your character, ready to play yet another round of ‘among us’ with your avid, competitive gamer boyfriend, “shhhh, the game’s about to start, mute your mic, baby.”

he simply chuckled at your cute command, muting his mic, and smiling to himself as his role appeared on the screen.

you both continued to play, silence coming from both of your phones, not only from muting one another, but also from the sheer concentration of trying to win the game. before you knew it, someone had called an emergency meeting, leading you to return to your voice call with yangyang.

“so, how has it been faking tasks, mr impostor?” you giggled, disguising your suspicion with lightheartedness.

you heard the boy scoff from the other end of the line, “oh come on, y/n, if it was me, you would’ve been killed first, or maybe that cyan guy because his hat is really ugly.”

“o-okay then... bit random if you ask me,” as you clicked on the chat, it seemed as if nothing needed to be addressed, and the player who called the meeting had assumed incorrectly.

“yangie, skip the vote,” you prompted, as you did the same and waited for the round to carry on, “don’t forget to—”

“yes, yes i know, mute the mic,” he finished your sentence for you, amused at the fact that you two were still so connected even though you weren’t together at the moment.

just as you were about to finish your last task, another emergency meeting interrupted you, you sighed and turned your mic back on, before checking the chatroom.

an exaggerated gasp escaped from yangyang when he realised what was posted in the chat and once you discovered for yourself what exactly had caused him to react as if had seen a ghost, you were in hysterics.

“‘guys how do i jump in the vents like white did’ why would you ask that? do you want me to get caught, stupid cyan!!” your lover ranted in between your breathless giggles, cursing out the clueless noob both in real life and in the chat.

soon after, he was voted out, then rage quit the game, begging you to leave too, “okay, fine, i’ll leave, but, my god, you didn’t even get to kill anyone,” you returned to your uncontrollable laughter, switching from the ‘among us’ app to the video call you were on with the fuming yangyang.

“i just got out of the vent to kill purple because they were on their own but then cyan came out of nowhere? ugh, i could’ve won that as well,” he pouted, as you found his childish sulking adorable.

“aww, it’s okay, babe, we can always play another time, hopefully we’ll get a good server without that cyan player,” you grinned at yangyang, immediately making him momentarily forget what he was yelling about.

he ran his hand through his hair, sighing, “if i ever encounter ‘mark’ ever again i swear i’ll snatch that egg hat right off of his stupid blue head! i’m sorry but i don’t think i can touch that game for another few days, i need some time to recover.”

you rolled your eyes, shuffling further into the multiple blankets draped on your bed, “you’re so dramatic, yangie.”

“says the one who wanted to eat a different restaurant because that guy you used to like when you were like twelve was there—”

“we don’t speak about huang renjun!!! i’m gonna hang up now, byeeeeee,” your hand hovered over the bright red ‘end call’ button, although you both knew that you weren’t going to press that any time soon.

“okay, i’m sorry, i’m sorry, y/n, don’t hang up!! i didn’t want you to have the last word of me being dramatic. why were you so scared anyway, you were with me in that restaurant, your boyfriend, what was he gonna do?” yangyang smiled at the memory of you hiding in his shoulder, aggresively whispering to him about how you wanted to get the fuck out of there.

“i don’t even know, i was just so... surprised that he was even there,” you laughed at him bringing up your pathetic self, temporarily being distracted by the chirping bird that flew past your room’s window, “y’know, i wish we could go out again, like, normally.”

your boyfriend took note of the sad undertone of your statement, feeling the urge to give you a massive hug, but wincing when he knew he couldn’t, “i know, me too, baby, but we can’t really do much about how the world is right now. at least we can call like this every night and play together, right?”

it wasn’t the most comforting thing to hear in the world, but only because it was yangyang saying it to you, your heart burst with adoration as if you could feel his sincerity through the phone, “hmm, yeah, you’re right, babe. even if the world came crashing down on us, i would be content if i had you.”

yangyang was overwhelmed with your words, it was evident in his ear-to-ear gummy smile and the way he covered his reddening cheeks with his sweater paws, “you really mean that, y/n?”

“i do,” you nodded, suppressing a yawn to smile back at your blushing lover, “i’m probably gonna go to sleep now yangie, i love you.”

despite being left speechless by your nonchalant confession, yangyang just managed to respond before his heart leapt out of his chest, “i love you too, sweetheart.”

finally ending the call, you placed your phone on your bedside table, tossing to your other side to shield yourself from the rays of light indicating the start of a new day.

so what if you messed up your sleep schedule to talk to yangyang for hours on end? you really did mean what you said - he was your saviour, your hope in the midst of a global crisis. and you would rather experience the end of the world with him, than this pandemic without him.

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princessmuk · 3 years

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Live blog time!!!!!!!!!

Awww she’s worried to drive :(((

ITS HER DRIVING TEST AND SHE’S GONNA DIE

SHES GAYYYYYYYY

But babe why are you sharing all this with your driving instructor

You need friends babe

These two are gonna fall in love WE CALLED IT GUYS

WHAT THE CHEERLEADERS SHOULD HAVE BEEN

Whatever you do do NOT pull that pen out

Don’t be stupid wtf!!!! Don’t cut metal!!!!

The sexual tension of listening for her breathing

GONNA HAVE TO DOCK YOU SHE SAID

She better survive

Awwww

They’re so cute

Also I do not like that this was the only thing advertised about the episode and now it’s already almost over… WHATS GONNA HAPPEN

OH NOOOOOOOOO

SKSMJDJDJDJ ATHENA WTF

THATS SO EMBARASSING

SJSJJDJD WHAT THE FUCKI SJDJDJJD

BATHENA SHIPPERS RISE

Hey TayTayyyy

She looks upset

HIS DISHWASHING GLOVES MY BELOVED

And he didn’t even notice

Why is she going home she sleeps with him all the time

Damnnnn rejected

“What’s past is prologue” HE SAID IT

Aw Buck :(((((

NOT EDDIE LAUGHING AT HIM

IT DOESNT EVEN RHYME

COMMUNICATION!!!!!!

EDDIE—

BUCK’S FACE

EWWWWW

Oh shit

IS THIS HER DAD?????

Oh he’s not

BACKSTORYYYY

Some guy is gonna rob this place

Santa????

Why are you at the Bathena house for this conversation

Conspiracy

Bobby is so cute this episode

Heyyyyy Taylor

Byeeeeee

Flight????

HE SAID NO!!!!

YOU GO BUCK!!!!! STAND UP FOR YOURSELF BE DIRECT

Ooooooop we were right AGAIN

Ok so there is no way they’re breaking up. Don’t know how I feel about it lmao, I’ve never liked Taylor bc of what she did to Bobby but she and Buck are growing on me. Even tho they’ve been really weird lately… idk mannnn

HER MOM IS DEADDDDDD

This is crazy man

But you’re dating!!! Let him go with youuuuu

Conspiracyyyyy

LMAO WHAT

I LOVE THIS GOSSIP

Buck just had to make fun of Eddie lmao

THAT WAS SUCH A CUTE EDDIE FACE

They do NOT believe him

Ravi is a king

They are SO CUTE

ITS A DIFFERENT ROBBER

Bobby is so cute this episode

OMG SHES THE DOUBLE

I need a gif of that last shot with Athena sipping her drink that was so cute

OH SHITTTTTT

She’s fireddddd

Hey TayTay

BUCK!!!!!!!!!!

HE CAME ANYWAY

Baaaabe

He came to be a good boyfriend

Well that was sad

Is she setting up her mom

Oh shit it didn’t work out

Aw damn :(

Aww they get each other in that way

Valid, but also why did you try to destroy Bobby’s reputation then… you’d think she would know better than anyone what that feels like…

It was for YOU!!!!!!

Yeah he sucked ass

Awwwww

Such good interwoven storylines this episode

She looks so cute I love her

ATHENA NOT THE HANDCUFFS AGAIN

JSJDJDNJDKD THE LESBIANS

THE LESBIANSSSSSS

SHE JUST SAID I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Good?????? OKAY HE SAID IT

Awwwww old people finding love is so cute

KELLY IS HER MIDDLE NAME?????

So nice and fun

WINTER FINALEEEEE SAY IT AINT SO

#my post #911 fox #911 season 5 #liveblog

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youllneverknowrac · 4 years

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Oscar Diaz-Moody (am)

For @alight-inmydarkness

8:12 am-

You don’t know how long you laid in bed awake. You just knew today you were going to be in one of your moods. You woke up feeling bored,needy, and a bit fidgety. Right now all you wanted to do was wake up the sleeping man next to you so you wouldn’t feel so alone.

“Oscar wake up.” You say softly as you poke his cheek gently,”Oscar.” You repeat, this time tickling his nostril with your bright pink nail.

“What the...let me sleep.” He mumbles as he wipes his nose before turning away, his eyes never opening.

You groan and lay flat on your back, staring at the ceiling. Your legs flying up in the air one at a time as a morning ‘workout’. The movements disturbing Oscar as he sits up and looks over at you with squinted eyes,”Que mierda estas haciendo?”

“Working out duh.” You reply, your legs going quicker,”One, two. One, two. One, two.” You count

“Hell nah, we ain’t about to do all that.” He says as he captures your legs and pushes them down into the mattress,”Go to bed.”

“I’ll try, but no promises.” You tell him and fold your arms. Oscar pulling the comforter back over your body before laying back down again and dozing off rather quickly. You glance at him a moment later, not being able to sit still as you groan loudly and toss the heavy comforter back off of you. A few more groans leaving your mouth so Oscar could pay attention to you.

“Stop it mamas.” You hear him say before he buries his head under his pillow.

“I can’t!” You whine,”I’m so bored, I can’t lay here anymore. I’m going to go crazy and you don’t even care. All you want to do is sleep for 200 years .”

“If I get up will you stop being so annoying?” He asks

“Yes.”

9:44 am

“I’m bored.” You tell Oscar who sat next to you on the couch, a bowl of cereal in each of your hands as the tv plays an old episode of Family Guy.

“Watch the fucking tv then.” He says through a mouthful of milk and Captain Crunch.

“I don’t want to. I’ve seen it already.” You complain, swirling your spoon around the bowl before setting it on the coffee table.

“Then change it mami, what do you want me to do?” He asks, shoveling another bite into his mouth.

“I don’t want to watch any tv.” You groan, standing up and stomping your foot,”I hate it here. It’s so boring.”

“Wanna go for a ride?” He asks, looking up at you.

“Am I a dog?” You scoff, leaning down to pick up the bowl,”No. I don’t want to go for a ride.” You answer, heading to the kitchen so you could rinse it off.

“Well, what do you want to do then?” He asks, standing up as well and waiting for you to be done so he could wash his dish as well,”Any ideas?”

“I don’t know.” You shrug, hopping up on the counter as you watch him,”I always think of something. Can’t you ever think of something for us to do for once? Why’s it always gotta be me?”

“Aye, lose the attitude nena.” He says as he drys his hands off with a rag, going over to give you a kiss,”Think of something you want to do and we’ll go do it.”

You push his face away and roll your eyes, not letting his lips touch yours as you jump down to your feet,”No kisses.” You say

“What did I do?” He asks as he throws his arms up

“Nothing, that’s the point. We’ll just sit here and be bored like always. I’m gonna go stir crazy from being cooped up in here.”

“Stop it mamas.” He sighs, reaching for you and crushing you against his chest.

“Let me go.” You say and try to shake out of his grasp,”I’m not your girlfriend anymore. I’m leaving forever, somewhere fun where I won’t be bored to death.”

“Oh yeah, a dónde vas huh?” He laughs, holding you steady as you let your body go limp as you try to fall back out of his hold,”You’re so damn extra.” He says with a shake of his head, not letting you go until you give him a proper kiss.

11:30 am

“Cesar, you’re fucking cheating dude!” You glare at him as the two of you sit across the small dining room table playing a game of uno.

“No the hell I’m not.” He says with a laugh,”How do you cheat on uno?”

“I don’t know, but you have given me three draw fours in a row.” You say, both hands holding an insane amount of cards.

“I’m just lucky like that.” He smirks,”oh and would you look at that, draw two biatch.”

“Fuck no, I’m not playing no more.” You tell him as you set the cards down,”I wasn’t having fun anyway.”

“Sore loser.” He laughs

“Technically there was no loser or winner.” You tell him as you raise your hand up to flip him off,”Byeeeeee, play with yourself.”

“Nah, Monse does that enough for me.”

“Yeah, then why do your socks always look like a bottle of lotion exploded in them?” You ask him, trying to keep a serious face. Just wanting to mess with him a bit.

“Ha, I don’t use socks.” He grins, before he looks to the side and thinks about it.

“Are you sure about that? Are you really sure?” You ask, walking backwards until you reach the front door and turn the knob,”I do the laundry, don’t forget that.” You add, going outside to annoy Oscar now. Having head outside after another one of your tantrums since you couldn’t decide what you wanted to do.

“Whatcha doing?” You ask as you skip towards him, Oscar sitting down on the steps with his phone in his hands.

“Talking to Cisco.” He reply’s, not bothering to look up until you snatch his phone out of his hands and put it in your back pocket,”What the fuck mami, give it back.”

“No, pay attention to me.” You say, hopping down the steps one at a time until your feet are in the grass.

“I’m serious, I need to talk to him.”

“I’m serious too, I want your attention as well.” You tell him, Oscar standing up now and trying to lunge for you to no avail.

“Aren’t you suppose to be playing a game with Cesar?” He asks, trying to grab you again as you jump to the side and run a few paces away.

“He’s cheating and it got boring.” You shrug,”I want you.”

“Fine, give me my phone back and let me finish what I’m doing then you can have all of my attention.” He says as he walks towards you with his hands out.

“I don’t know, this is the most fun I’ve had all day.” You smile as you move away from him, Oscar running at you quickly and picking you up in his arms,”No fair.” You pout, his hand digging around in your pocket before taking his phone back.

“Five minutes.” He informs you, giving you a kiss before setting you back down.

“Fine, but if you’re not inside in those five minutes I’m never going to forgive you.”

“Mamas, I’ll be there. Now stop being such a baby today please, go inside so I can call this fool.”

“I’m going, but don’t you forget that I’ll never forgive you.” You remind him as you head for the front door, Oscar muttering something under his breath before he puts the phone to his ear after dialing Sad Eyez.

-Part 2-

#spooky diaz #spooky x reader #netflix on my block #on my block imagines #netflix #freeridge #omb #one shot #omb season 3 #on my block season 3 #oscar diaz x reader #oscar diaz

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fletchphoenix · 4 years

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A Change Of Heart

BOOM CHAPTER 6! Hope y’all enjoy this and im SORRY you had to wait so long for it!! :( Its just been really busy at the moment but ive finally had time to update! Thank you for all your support and Onwards with the chapter!!!

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Hugo was acting weird and Varian didn’t like that one bit.

Ever since their beach incident on Saturday, Hugo had been...way too awkward around him in classes or when they went out. Maybe it was him being dumb - but he couldn’t call it ‘mixed signals’ when Hugo had literally kissed him on the beach in the most romantic way he could’ve. A sigh left his lips, blowing his hair out of his face as Hugo, once again, kept his eyes on the laptop and ignored Varian’s attempts to hold his hand while they worked on their chemistry project. He groaned and leaned back into the pillows on his bed, moving his feet to Hugo’s lap who pushed them off and kept typing.

Why was he being like this? Did Varian say something to him to upset him? What was so wrong about him wanting to show affection to his...hm. He wasn’t really sure what to call his relationship at this point. They weren’t boyfriends but they certainly weren’t friends, the kiss having blurred those boundaries between them. Had Hugo changed his mind about his feelings towards Varian and he didn’t want to date or anything? It confused him to no end as he stared at the other boy, now leaning back against his green wall, his head resting directly under the shelf housing his prized possession - the Flynnigan Rider books.

“What’s going on?” Varian asked, propping himself up to look at the blonde with a frown on his face and his head slightly tilted. He didn’t get what he did wrong. What had he done in the past few weeks? He racked his brain to think of everything he'd done. He’d tried to kiss his cheek in the cafeteria, only to be shoved away. Maybe that put him off? He’d attempted to hold his hand under the table during chemistry, but Hugo had pulled his hand away almost immediately. Was that the problem? “You’ve been kind of...off at the moment. I don’t know if I’ve upset you or..” his voice trailed off as emerald eyes met his, his stomach filling with the all too familiar butterflies as a slight smile graced his features. Just the sight of Hugo got his heart racing a million times a minute.

“You haven’t upset me. I just..” Hugo bit the inside of his cheek, his eyes breaking away from the little battle they were having much to Varian’s disappointment. “I’m not out yet. Not to the school. And after the whole Zander incident and him getting beaten up..I don’t want to risk that happening to you, V.” he confessed, taking Varian’s hands in his own and rubbing the back of his hands gently. It almost sent Varian into a trance, the blonde raising his hand to place a kiss to his palm. “I don’t want you to get hurt.”

“I can protect myself, Hugo-”

“Yeah, but you shouldn’t have to. I like you, Varian, but I don’t want you to get hurt.” he whispered as he moved away from Varian. “Anyway, we should get back to work on the project. As much work as we’ve done, we kinda need to do a bit more than just a thesis.” His signature smirk fell onto his face as he looked at Varian, and Varian felt himself melt and all of his worries drift away as he nodded in agreement to Hugo’s proposal.

As they worked, Varian simply couldn’t focus. All he could really focus on was the sharpness of Hugo’s jaw, the glint in his eyes. Were his eyes always that green? The way he clicked his tongue in thought for a few seconds, before continuing to type whatever he’d conjured in his brain onto the laptop that shook in his lap. The laptop which had little stickers placed at random all over the back of it - little chemical symbols such as aluminium, bismuth, gallium, yttrium and test tubes along with some that referenced TV shows Varian hadn’t even heard of in his life. And he’d had A LOT of time to watch television during his break from school. He subconsciously propped his head against his hand, gazing at Hugo with nothing but love in his eyes. He really did have one of the most beautiful boys in the work to be his...whatever they were, huh?

“What will it take to get you to work?” Hugo groaned in annoyance, turning his head to look at Varian.

“A kiss.” Varian bluntly stated as he grinned up at Hugo, who merely scoffed and rolled his eyes.

“Using my own trick against me, are we, Ruddiger?”

“Yep.” Varian replied, popping the ‘p’ at the end as much as he could and leaning in closer to him. “You gonna do it or not? Because if not then...good luck finishing your project!” He declared as he rose to his feet, sauntering over to his desk with a smirk on his face as he heard Hugo’s frustrated groan from behind him. A shuffle sounded and before he knew it, a hand wrapped around his wrist and pulled him back onto his bed, shoving him to lie on his back before Hugo captured his lips in a rough kiss.

This was...very different to their kiss on the beach, Hugo nipping at Varian’s bottom lip and Varian’s hands threading through Hugo’s hair while the assault on his lips continued relentlessly. Slowly, Hugo broke the kiss, bruised lips meeting Varian’s as both their chests heaved to take in as much breath as they could.

“You little shit-” Hugo growled breathlessly before proceeding to initiate another kiss. His cheeks were on fire as his legs wrapped around Hugo’s waist, desperate to pull the other as close as he could. He didn’t want this moment to end ever, Hugo’s weight pressing down on him. However, after a while, their rough kisses slowed into lazy, slow ones and Hugo shuffled down beside them.

Varian moved to rest his head on Hugo’s chest, the other’s flesh arm wrapping around him and his hand playing with his hair, strands twirling around his fingers as he placed gentle kisses to Varian’s forehead. “Hey..do you ever..think we met before this? Like..we met in another life I mean.” Hugo asked, his eyes focused on the ceiling as Varian tilted his head up to look at him with a confused look.

“I...I mean I’ve thought of it. You mean like soulmates, right?” He received a nod of confirmation. “I don’t know..it seems nice though. Thinking we were destined to be together.” He smiled as he kissed Hugo’s jawline, his hand reaching to cup Hugo’s cheek as he did so. “I like that idea quite a lot...sounds perfect.” He whispered against Hugo’s skin, him shivering at the sensation as Varian reached to take his prosthetic arm and intertwine their fingers.

Silently they sat, cuddled into each other before Hugo propped himself up slightly. “I should go.” he muttered, “My mom will want me back.” He kept trying to stand, Varian pushing him down gently and looking at him quietly.

“Please stay.” he pleaded, his hands pushing down on Hugo’s chest and a look of desperation in his eyes. He wasn’t ready to let this go yet - he didn’t want Hugo to leave. Hugo simply nodded and hummed a quick ‘okay’ as he settled back into his position on the bed, Varian following suit and snuggling in closer to Hugo as he slowly fell asleep.

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When Varian woke up the next day, Hugo was nowhere to be found. He’d presumably left during the night, leaving Varian in an empty bed. Well, mostly empty other than him and Ruddiger, the fat raccoon snuggling onto the pillow beside his head which was a less than welcome sight when what he expected was the beautiful face of Hugo in a deep, deep sleep. He should’ve known.

What if Nuru was right?

He’d heard about Hugo’s reputation, but he was sure that the other wasn’t playing him at all. He couldn’t be. Everything he did seemed far too genuine. Far too affectionate to be something that wasn’t true. But...but what if it was? What if he really was messing Varian around and was just trying to put another notch on his belt? He reached out to grab his phone and search for a text from Hugo, but his eyes met a blank home screen, a frown moving on to his features. Maybe he really was as bad as Nuru had told him.

Nuru, speak of the devil, sent him a text right at that second, the usual emojis and all caps typing when she was excited or wanted something from Varian. It was funny really, that him and Nuru had gotten so close in the small amount of time they’d known each other.

Nuru : LETS GO TO TOWN!!! I’M BRINGING MY FRIEND YONG!!! TELL HUGO TO COME!!! 20 MINS!!! WE CAN WATCH THE FIREWORKS SHOW TONIGHT!

Varian : Damn, okay. Calm down. Meeting in the town square?

Nuru : YES!!!! SEE YOU SOON!!! <3

Varian rolled his eyes and clicked onto Hugo’s contact, smiling at the sight of his name at the top of the screen happily.

Varian : Hey, Nuru’s told me we’re going to town today and we...kinda don’t have a choice but to obey her every demand. 20 mins at the town square. You wanna come? Hugo : heh. sure i’ll come and bless you with my presence, hairstripe. Oh, by the way, sorry for leaving. Didn’t want your cop father figure to come and like,,,castrate me or something.

Varian : Aha! It’s fine. I’ll see you later <3

Hugo : Byeeeeee <333333

Varian grinned and smiled widely, laying back on his bed with a happy sigh before he stood up and began to pack everything he needed for their day out. He yawned, shrugging the bag onto his back and trailing downstairs happily. “Bye guys! I’m meeting up with Nuru, Yong and Hugo!” he yelled out as he began the long walk to town.

He couldn’t wait to see Hugo again.

#varigo #varian and the seven kingdoms #varian x hugo #varian tangled #tangled varian #hugo tangled #tangled hugo #alchemy boyfriends #varigo high school au

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tomstanleyy · 4 years

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happy 1st (belated) birthday sweetener!!!!!!🥺🤩can’t lie this fic is my main source of happiness so just wanna day a big fat thank you to miss @keepingupwiththeparkers for that! i feel like i’m like this fics..... godmother.....? or something like that i dunno, either way i’m definitely waaay to invested in this story but sometimes it be like that😌😌 anyway, i just wanted to say some of my fave bits and/or chapters bc i mean....... godmother duties✌🏼 (the fact i have fully claimed the title as godmother of a fan fiction is flashing neon-light sign that i am too invested but idgaf x)

the mood board is so hella sexy so that’s fun

speaking of sexy…... barista!tom in the first chapter HELLO KIND SIR

never have i ever, i mean just FUCK OFF? MAYBE? i dunno? go awaY? it’s just like there first like interaction that ISNT at the cafe and it’s so perfecto!!!!!!! him moving her out the way with his hand on her back MMMmMmmMmM and then the weird tention between them with the game OH AND when he thinks she there bc she wants to get with haz and he’s lowkey pissed off;) ugh DIVINE KATIE

lmao chance encounters, BOY!!!!!!!! his mini panic in the door way jsjsks and then like the whole viBeS i dunno!!!!!! cute!!!!! OMG and when he’s staring at her and harrison kicks him!! NOooooo!!!!! n then tom pouring his tea away just so he can see her for a minute….. the softest boy eva. it’s not up for debate

the one at the library is just like….. a classic😍 OK yano the selfie tom put on his story with messy hair and grumpy face? ya i wanna see that pls thank you. she brings him coffee and they watch MEMEZ!!!!!!!!!!! i die :( and then THEY HOLD PINKES FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!! N THEN THE LITTLEST CUTEST KISS EVER byeee byeeeeee

Wishful Thinking and Words of Wisdom… yo the convo between haz and tom in this chapter is so important to me lmaooo like there banta and shit just makes me so happy bc there not prick there just…… Dumb Boys u no? OOoohH and ofc his sex dream about her which NEEDS to be brought up again!!!!! and then him trying not to look at that little bit of skin where the blanket had ridden down and trying not to look at her pants when she moved her leg in the carrrrr!!! and the cheek kiss jsjsj!! just too good and too much crying to be done over it

The Snap is like as they said “what got it all going” lmaoooo OKAY can i just say the fact she didn’t fucking explode when he replyed with THAT photo and ‘gorgeous x’ is a miracle imo🤷‍♀️

aw omgggg Look At Me Now…… SO CUTE🥺 like it all flowed so well (so do the other chapters but this had like quite a lot of dialogue in it i think and it was just like …. smooth af) toms lol scene in the bathroom is so fucking funny to me bc i love he and his thought prosess lmao and then the Holding Hands Dilemma hahahahahah AND THE RUDE MAN WHO DIDNT SAY THANK YOU!!!! the thought of them in there little outfits walking up to the bus stop holding hands is…… too much. and then……….. the kiss…… just……. THE kiss. where he moves her hair and her lips r all sparkly and just it’s so perfect and i cry

okaY…….. Hoodie and Hormones…… they🥺 it’s just like them being all drunk and cute and when she walks up to him and he goes all 😍🤤 and his pals are all oiiiiiii lmao and there kiss at the bar 😰 nah😰 and at the end where he gives her his hoodie and like has his hand on her hip under it :(((( stop i cannot :((((

i mean………. the nineteenth hole….. katie katie KATIE!! you went HARD (so did he👀) firstly, the golf bit is so nice like them chatting away and him looking at her bum and her touching his bum oop and then like OMG him putting his hand on the headrest when he reverses lmaooooo heee!!!........ and then like…… my life changed forever🙃🙃bc i still havent recovered tbf…… there’s too much to say bc it’s all my fave part!!!! he was just so like reassuring and like safe but also like S E X Y lmaooo

awakenings….. she was a lowkey stressful one phahaha but also high key cute and sexyyyy like they wake up spooning (him squashing her) mand after weewees they have more snuggles and then…… he goes down on her and like she’s in her sexy little pj set and it’s all too much lol…… but then he suddenly HaS tO gO hOmE!!!! n then she sees Kim’s instagram and that he’s with her and DUN DUN DUN……. gonna have to wait a fucking month and a half to find out what happens🥰🥰 (i’m joking ily)

*longest month and a half of my life over* QUESTIONS AND ANWSERS!!!!!!!!! okay this was a cutie tho :((( he got his hair cut which was sad but also not bc FFH PRESS HAIR HELLO!!!! they have a little smooch and then he has boner and then she’s like NOPE HOW MANY PEOPLE WAS UR DICK IN BEFORE IT WAS IN ME HUH? but yh i do love he had a semi while they where having a deep chat lmaoo but ALSO his soft Boy was showing when he was talking about that weird date and she was playing with his hands 😭😭leave me alone. cya. OMG n then sexy times…… this was very GOOD sexy times bc it had been a while for them lol…… n then the pizza man came and then she feel asleep on him and then i stop so i can sob xxxxx

oooh deja vu!!!!!!! she was a long boy but a very good boy also, tom being a brave soul in the library lmao and then the smut was like Legendury lmao bc they went on the floor OOH and when she had already come like twice and he flipped her over like ME NOW PLS!! it was just all in all a 100000/10 chapter rly

taste of freedom was when i feel like they got close close like THAT was when they knew they where gonna be like besties as well🥺like eating maccies in the car and then tom couldn’t come in bc he knew he would fall asleep and he had exams the next day. uwu. ooooop i loveee this smut lmao it’s just very good lol. the angles he be hitting at also where fun and spicey so ya OMG when he holds her legs down i just wanna screammmmnmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg and then they have a lil nap and a cuddle :((( which was just too far and too painful for me

good vibes and good times….. she was a vibe wasn’t she (literally not even a bit funny)...... but yh like she’s pm sat on him on the sofa which is all snuggley n then smooches with his hand like in her hair and then his FACE when he finds It polite cat mode lmaoo and then he’s being a little shit when he won’t give it back to her!!!!! n then when they meet at the club they have a big hug and then they eat chips togther and she can’t stop looking at the little devil horns in his hair lnao mood tho

hOKAYY falling, falling is a cracker bc i risked my life to fights for toms blow job lmao ur welcome boy x but yes very nice kt although the phone call at the end was a bit 👀👀but they’re cool it’s all cool

erm clarity was just offensive lmao like THE SMUT was just RUDE and i’m still SAD about it quite frankly 😌 tom being all sweaty when they have the Chat and him wheeling across the floor lmao but then like the smut and him going down on her YO AND THEN ‘can i smack ur arse’ IM NOW ONE WITH THE CLOUDS!!!!! CYA!!!! aw okay but then the shower smooches and his CURLY HAIR and at the end chilling and talking about rugby when she’s playing with his hair😭noooooooooo

omg ok i just reread trial and error and Okay u KnOw i adore sleepy tom 🥺🥺 hes just so babie!!!!! her saying to him ‘early night for you then’ get the fuck out of here!!!!!!! and then the HELLO KISS I CRY!!!!! n then obvs like …. THE WHOLE SMUT YES PLS!! especially him being so comforting when she’s like not sure AND later when he’s like i’m sorry i’m tired and hungover and she’s like it’s okayyyyyy! *sobs* n then somone comes home and tom is going to explode lmao and then he like collapses her and she’s like help i can’t breathe :( and then he spoons her and has a little sleep,,,,,, it’s safe to say i’m very upset

katie….. you know my thoughts on the match but i swear i will never shut up about it lmao i’m so sorry…….. everything is so uwu like snuggle in the morning and then the sweetest sexy times EVA and then tom wanting to be invisible when her and haz are talking lmao that still cracks me up…….. and then like i take a break so i can go to the bathroom and cry 😭😭 bc babie got a booboo!!!!!!!&!& but fr ‘she’s my girlfriend’ just made me wanna yeet of a bridge stg AND THEN THE WAITING ROOM SCENE!! OFC!!!!! HELP?!?! n then the forehead kiss and then 🥺😍😍🥺🥺🥺😍🥺😍🥺😍🥺😭😭😭😭😍🥺

#im chatting from my arse as per #lol

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hitchell-mope · 5 years

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(Third film. At the courthouse. Bell and Adam are in “discussion” in Hartcourt’s office)

Belle: YOU BASTARD!!!!

Adam: what. What now.

Belle: you cannot take the school. I have been more then generous

Adam: I helped create it!

Belle: IT IS SIGNED IN MY NAME. And. Need I remind you. I had to twist your arm to make it coed and allow non royalty and non humans to be enrolled

Adam: schools are meant for

Belle: everyone! Boy, girls, humans, fairies, dwarves, royal, nob royalty, magic users and mortals alike.

Adam: you said for better or worse

Belle: worse meant if you gambled away our money. Not sinking back into old habits and creating a generational internment camp and becoming little more then the beast you once were

(Adam flips the coffee table in a rage and sends it hurtling into the opposite wall)

Adam: I AM NOT THE BEAST!!!! NOT ANYMORE!!!!

Belle (more calm then she should be): then why did you just throw a table across the room? Mr Hartcourt. I believe we are ready to sign the papers now

Jaques: yes yes. You know where I assume.

Adam: wait

Belle: oh what now!

(This is when “who knew” happens. After the song)

Belle: yeah. Who knew. Who knew you’d devolve into who you were when we met

Adam: you fell in love with that man

Belle: I fell in love with the man who saved me from wolves. Not the creature who threatened to starve me because I refused to dine with him. And certainly not the man who imprisoned innocent children on an island hellscape for two decades. But to you it’s all the same thing isn’t it?

(Adam doesn’t respond)

Belle: See. No answer. Let’s get these papers signed

(On the island)

Mal (on the tv): IM ENGAGED!!!! HAHAHAHA

(On a BarcaLounger a woman with electric blue hair and punk clothes wakes up. And tips over backwards)

Hades: JESUS FUCK! (She snorts and tips the right way up again). Tv rewind! Heh heh. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(From somewhere in the abode)

Hadie (dressed in smudged eyeliner, silk robe, and hair a mess): I just got in ten minutes ago and you’re yelling oh shit. She did it

Hades: my girl did it.

Hadie: Iris is with the dwarf right?

Hades: that’s Hestia my boy

Hadie: and Icarus?

(Hades doesn’t answer)

Hadie: Oh. Well he lived a good life

Hades: your brother was 18 when he sank beneath

Hadie: I said good not long

Hades: ah yeah right. OOH! Iris needs an engagement present from dear old dad

(Her form melts from Eva Green to Jesse L Martin and starts rummaging through the mountains of detritus in the lair)

Hades: ok now where was it

Hadie: no.

Hades: no what?

Hadie: no you can’t. It could kill her. Iris could very well be the uniting force between Auradon and this trash hole. And doing anything to harm that would be stupid shortsighted and just plain fucking annoying.

Hades: how can you say all that with a hangover.

Hadie: reed root.

Hades: ohhhh. Byeeeeee

(He’s engulfed by electric blue flame)

Hadie: no. NononononoGARGH!!!! Fucking deity

(Back in Auradon. The celebration is in full swing. Doug and Evie have commandeered the dance floor. Carlos is being traumatised by Ben’s dad dancing. Jay’s trying to make “dancing in the moonlight” even louder then it currently is. Everyone’s having fun but dizzy who’s desperately trying to get to Mal, who’s giving Jane a little taster of her lady marmalade performance)

Dizzy: aunt Mal! What are you doing

Mal (abruptly standing up): nothing your mother needs to know about. Especially when your present. Jane dear drink your water

(Jane, eyes as wide as dinner plates, takes a sip of water)

Mal: now. What is it you wanted me for kid?

Dizzy: it’s Celia

Mal (the smile melts from her face): what? What’s wrong?

Dizzy: just. Just come on and help me. Please aunt Mal. Please?

Mal: of course. Yes. I will. Where is she?

Dizzy: our room. She’s in a bad way and

(Mal teleports them to Dizzy’s room then has to duck as a draw comes flying at her. Celia’s tearing the room apart growing more and more frantic with each passing second)

Celia: where is it where is it. I can’t have lost it. Please be here. Please be here. Please

Mal (tentatively): Celia? Are you ok?

Celia (thickly): go away. I don’t want you here. Go away.

Dizzy: Mal has the sceptre. She could use it to help

Celia (feeling betrayed): you brought her here. Why?

Mal (taking the heat for Dizzy): because. I have a little experience with losing things. Things that shouldn’t be lost. Magic. Books. Temper. I could help you. Only if you want to though

Celia (face crumpling): I lost it

Mal: lost what honey?

Celia: my cane. I thought I packed it. My dad made it for me. It’s like it’s like

Mal: a security blanket? Helps you sleep? Calms you down when you’re stressed?

(Celia nods tearfully)

Mal: well alright then. Dizzy could you go to the mini fridge? There should be some soda there

Dizzy: sure

Mal: now. You drink this. And take a nap. I’ll be right here with you. And then when you’re feeling better we can make a plan. Sound good?

Celia (feeling a little better): yeah

(Later. Ben poofs in looking for Mal)

Mal: what in gods name are you wearing and can you wear it more often?

Ben: jay stole my clothes and the twins think my crown has chocolate in it

Mal: why did jay steal your clothes.

Ben: bachelor party

Mal: ohhhh right. Where’s he gonna take you? A frat house manned by Homer Simpson?

Ben: I think ro Rome was mentioned.

Mal: you think it was mentioned?

Ben: double clothes change

Mal: hope you had water on hand. (Looks at his hat). Or beer.

(Ben smiles at her sheepishly. She chuckles)

Celia: what in the name of the Other Side are you wearing

Ben (barely able to stop himself from laughing): important king clothes?

Celia: looks like a burial shroud

(Bal collapse into laughter, Celia joins in right after. Jay poofs in wearing the same thing as Ben)

Mal (still laughing): now this. This works on jay.

Ben (choking on laughter): built like a Greek god

Celia: are they always like this?

Jay: sometime. Never on Saturdays though.

Celia: ah.

(Mal eventually calms down, Ben is still laughing)

Mal: what can we do you for?

Jay: well you disappeared. Then Ben disapperead. You guys are engaged. It’s a party. Have fun. Come on back down to the entrance yard. Everyone’s waiting for you.

Mal: well. Everyone should be in one place so I can tell them

Jay: tell them what?

(Two minutes, a teleportation and an announcement later)

Evie: you’re going WHERE?

Mal: the island. Celia forgot something and she needs it. So I’m going to go with her to get it

Carlos: are you absolutely sure?

Mal (cupping his face in her hands): it’s sweet that you care. But I’m sure. If it doesn’t work you (pointedly to Evie) and only you have my express permission to say “I told you so”

Carlos: I’d like that. I’d really like that

Jay: we’re coming too

Ben: seconded

Devie and Carlos: thirded

Mal: I couldn’t ask you to do that.

Evie: oh M. You’re not asking. We’re telling. Because last time you fucked off ben almost teared the steering wheel off in the limo. The he yelled at me

Dizzy: you were kind of to blame mom

Mal: hey Celia. On the way there. I’m sure Ben and Doug would love to see the cards

Celia (feeling much better now): if they’re prepared to pay up

Dizzy: you can take it out of my allowance

Doug: your allowance is half of my allowance

Dizzy: right.

Ben: I’ll pay for both of us

Celia: anyway is ok with me

Mal: lets go then

Gil: uhhhh. Can I stay here. I don’t wanna leave my boys again

Ben: sure bud

Dizzy: I’m coming with you guys

Devie: no.

Dizzy: why the hell not

Doug: because we won’t be there long

Gil: ah don’t worry Dizz. You can stay with us. Lonnie and I’ll be fencing.

Dizzy: I guess staying here won’t be so bad

Doug (sardonically): of course

Celia: I think she should come with us. She’s my best friend.

(Mal and Evie look at each other trying not to laugh)

Mal: the choice is up to Dizzy

Dizzy: I stay here

Evie: alright then. Let’s go

(Once on the island

Celia: well I just made forty bucks so I’m feeling much better

Ben: there’s plenty more where that came from

Facillier: you do know that she’ll hold you to that

Celia: DAD!

(She runs up to her dad who picks her up)

Facillier: I do hope she hadn’t caused you any trouble

Mal: no. Don’t worry. We’re just back so Celia can grab something she forgot

Celia: my cane

(The other four vks faces pale)

Carlos (venom in his voice): what

Celia: my cane. I can’t sleep without it

Mal: ok. We’re leaving. And your lucky I don’t burn this place to the ground. And you along with it. “Shadow man”

Facillier (perplexed): wait what? What are you talking about

Doug: uh doctor facillier. I um. I think my family may have got their wires crossed. Evie. Honey. Walking stick.

Evie: what. (She follows Doug’s line of sight) ohhhh. Urgh. Our bad

Celia: dad made it for me. I can’t sleep without it

Mal: right. Um. You go get it. We’ll wait right here

(Celia runs off. Leaving the others standing around awkwardly)

Ben: Doctor Facillier. I am so sorry that we thought

Facillier: please your majesty. Call me Antoine. And don’t be sorry. It’s nice to see that Auradon has done something good for the isle children. You’ll be back next Saturday I assume

Ben: of course. And you can call me Ben if you like

Facillier (dryly): ah ha. I’d rather not

Ben (seeing he’s outstayed his welcome): oookay

Carlos: hey dad. Wanna see me neat Doug at the games?

Doug: nice try C. But I’m a professional dancer

Carlos: so am I.

Ben: that means you’re evenly matched. Should be interesting. C’mon. K OK yes see who wins. Malta holidays the reward

(Elsewhere. A short-ish brunette pirate is bumbling her way to Mal jay and Evie)

Harriet (her soft voice at odds with her harsh tone): well we’ll well. Lookee what we got ‘ere. The grand high bitch as dinged to grade us with her present

Mal: oh jeez. Hello Harriet.

Harriet (belching): lizard

Mal: ew. How drunk are you woman

Harriet: ......quite

Evie: oh don’t worry. Soon all that (she gestures to the pirates face) will be covered by a death mask

Harriet: you gonna do me in like you did my bruvver?

Jay: oh dear hookette. He deserved what happened to him

Harriet: HE CANT FUCKING SWIM. HE DROWNED. HES DEAD. YOU LOT KILLED HIM. YOU KILLED EM BOTH

Mal: they tried to kill my friends and family. They tried to capsize and drown the entire student body

Harriet: who gives a fuck about them. They never cared about us. Oh but of course. Uma was right. Uma’s always right

Facillier (intervening before the situation escalates): go home Miss Hook. You’re drunk

Harriet: I’ve been drunk for a year Ant

Facillier: that is Doctor Facillier to you. Now get out. Before I throw you out.

Harriet: make me honey

Facillier: I am older than your father

Harriet: hasn’t stopped me befAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(She’s encased in shade and dragged through the floor)

Celia (eyes glowing fuchsia): you guys aren’t the only ones with magic

Evie (squeaking): EEEEEEEEEEE! What was that

Celia: that means he likes you

Mal: who?

Celia: my pet shadow. Skygge. I can keep him right?

Ben: sure

Celia: yes! Bye daddy

Facillier: bye my girl. And remember. Make sure you get your cut

Celia: already got forty bucks.

Facillier: very good girl. Make sure to write

Celia: of course

(As they’re leaving)

Facillier: lady Mal. Can we talk

Mal: sure...?

Facillier: you are in possession of very precious cargo.

Mal: we know.

Facillier: I know the king. And your sister. The genie. Your son. And Doug all know. But I want to make sure that you know. My daughter is very important to me. If anything should happen to her

Mal: it won’t

Facillier (eyes glowing fuchsia): if it should. I shall hold you personally responsible

Mal (eyes glowing emerald green): I understand your concern. And I assure you. It won’t.

Facillier: the first sign of danger you get her out. She will want to fight but you put your foot down. Do you understand Mal?

Mal: yes. I thoroughly understand. Antoine

Facillier (cracking a very wide smile): well then. Congratulations on the engagement. I’m sure you’ll make a great queen.

Mal: thank you

(At the limo)

Evie: god I love...haaaaaa-hooooow you stopped us causing a scene. I really appreciate it.

Doug (knowing what she was going to say): you’re welcome

(He gets in. Mal poofs in and throws her arm around Evie’s shoulder)

Mal: gotta tell eventually kid

Evie: when we’re ready. Old lady

Mal (smirking and secretly proud of her sister): touché

(They both get in the limo and Carlos starts driving away from the isle)

#disney descendants #zendaya!mal

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songficsbyrissi · 6 years

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The Fix (T’Challa x Black Reader)

Warnings: Swearing, smut

“And when that pressure's building

I got what you need, come fuck with me

And when you get that feeling

I got sexual healing” - Nelly feat. Jeremih

A/N: If you haven’t heard this song, get your life lol and go watch the music video which inspired the plot. And this smut is probably trash but points for effort, right? So in the words of Chris Breezy, LEGGO!

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“Come on, girl! This will be good for you!” Your friend Ari urged on the phone and you scoffed in response as you scrolled through Netflix. “Don’t be like that, hoe!”

You pinched the bridge of your nose and sighed out of frustration. “Bitch, for the last motherfucking time, I don’t need fucking therapy. And besides, we are fucking black. Jesus and food is our therapy.”

Ari sucked her teeth on the other line. “Mhm well Jesus says you need some damn therapy. And the food agrees by the same way it be going to your thighs and ass.”

You put down the buffalo wing you were about to bite into and looked down at your thighs.

“Bitch, thick thighs are in!”

She groaned as a reply. “Seriously, girl, I’m worried about you. That bum ass nigga Aaron you call a boyfriend got you all types of fucked up with this stupid “break” he proposed. You’ve been only studying, working, eating, and sleeping. You refuse to go out with us. The only time you go out is to your classes. You’re alone a lot. Look, I’m not trying to find your dead body one of these days because I’ll Lorena Bobbitt that nigga and I’ll end up grieving your death in prison. Do you want that for me? Do you want that for your friend?”

You blinked repeatedly and squinted your eyes in annoyance. “Bitch, you are so dramatic and annoying.”

Ari perked up. “So that’s a yes. Aight so I’m telling Professor Udaku you’re stopping by his office in a hour for a session.”

“Professor Udaku? Isn’t he your psychology professor?” You questioned biting into your buffalo wing you abandoned when the slut on the other line insulted you.

“Yes, but he’s a licensed therapist. He does therapy sessions part time. So shut up, drop the damn buffalo wing, and get dressed. He’s waiting.”

You stared at your phone, the wing in your hand, and then back at your phone. “Alright, hoe. Are you watching me?”

Ari let a snicker and you knew she was smirking. “No, bitch. I just know your ass. Byeeeeee.”

You got dressed and after a good amount of time, you finally found the Moakley building where the famous Professor Udaku had his office. You cringed remembering how you reluctantly asked a group of girls how to get there and they mistaken you for a freshman. It’s your third fucking year at this school, you just weren’t used to coming on this side of campus. Their faces brightened up once they heard his name.

“Of course we know where his office is! He’s like the hottest professor and he’s so smart too! His therapy sessions are the best. Everyone calls him “The Fixer!” They gushed.

Yeah aight. Olivia Pope headass. We’ll fucking see.

You groaned loudly. You really had no business on this fucking side of campus but you are gonna suck it up and attend this one session so Ari can shut the fuck up. You finally found the wooden door that read “Professor T’Challa Udaku.” Mhmm, He’s African. You wonder which part but you didn’t come here to be his friend. You took a deep breath and knocked softly.

The door swung open revealing a 6 foot tall, muscular, man with smooth chocolate skin and black curls on top of his head. He had donned on a black hoodie, black jeans, and black Timbs. You looked up to his face seeing his coffee colored eyes looking back at you curiously. He looked young as fuck and sexy as fuck. Must be a TA or something.

You glanced behind you and put your attention back on him. “Oh I’m sorry. I’m supposed to be meeting with Professor Udaku. I can come bac-“

Handsome stranger cut you off. “I am Professor Udaku and You must be Y/N. It is my greatest pleasure to meet with you.”

You stood there dumbfounded and you’re pretty sure if you were a white girl, you would be blushing hard out of embarrassment. He stepped aside to allow you to walk in and You put your head down to hide your face.

“I’m so sorry. You just look so young. I’m such a dickhead.”

“No worries. I’m not too much older than you anyway so I can see why you thought that. And please. Call me T’Challa.” He spoke in the richest, smoothest accent you’ve ever heard. It sparked something in you that you haven’t felt since Aaron ghosted you. “Please have a seat. Ari has told me much about you.”

You place yourself into the leather armchair as T’Challa sat in an swivel chair across from you. The only thing between you guys was his dark oak desk. You looked up at the wall behind where you see a diploma that reads his name and says he graduated from University of Wakanda. You’ve never heard of that but didn’t care enough to ask. You looked back at him staring you and you get even more nervous crossing your arms. Suddenly you remember what he last said.

“Oh yeah. Of course she did. She got a big mouth. Listen, long story short, I’m on this break from my boyfriend and just because I’m not having much of a social life, she’s worried I’m depressed.” You paused and when he had raised one of his thick eyebrows, you continued narrowing your eyes. “But I’m not. I’m fine. So can you tell her that so she can hop off my clit?”

T’Challa chuckled when you finished and you’re not usually attracted to gaps but he had the most gorgeous smile. You ignored the throbbing down low and huffed looking down.

“Ari mentioned you were very....belligerent at times, and I see that this “break” from your boyfriend is making you tense. I’m examining your body language, I see that you’re nervous.” He stood and moved in front of you leaning back on his desk. “What’s making you so tense and nervous, Y/N?”

You crossed your legs fuming. It was pissing you off how you were so attracted to this man you just met and you had a whole boyfriend. Your eyes found his crotch and you couldn’t help but wonder how big is his- Snap out of it!

“I’m not nervous.” You finally let out.

“Y/N, you’ve barely made eye contact with me since you got here.” T’Challa came a little bit closer. “Do I make you nervous, Y/N?”

Oooh yes say my name again. You mentally slapped yourself. Bitch, what’s wrong with you? Pull it together.

“I take it that you haven’t been intimate for a long time now which is making you tense and belligerent and you’re nervous because you’re attracted to me. Am I correct?”

Did this motherfucker just tell you that you’re dick deprived in technical terms? That you are depressed due to lack of dick? Dickpressed? And saying you’re attracted to him? It’s true but fuck. He ain’t supposed to know that.

You let out a nervous laugh but tried to disguise it. “You’re crazy. I’m not attracted to you. I have a man, sir.”

“Indeed, you have a man but you also have needs and your man is not fulfilling those needs. Lack of intimacy can drive one crazy. Simple psychology.” T’Challa stated simply looking smug. “If it makes you feel any better, I find you attractive too.”

You felt your skin burning under his eyes and gritted your teeth. “For the last time, you’re wrong.”

“Oh really?”

“Really.”

“Then why are your eyes on my genitalia?”

SHIT.

You shook your head vigorously. “Ok! So what do you want me to do? Mhmm Doctor? Since you got your degrees and you know every fucking thing, what do you suggest? You gonna write me a prescription for dick?!”

T’Challa pulled the armchair you are sitting towards him causing you two to be face to face with his lips dangerously close to yours.

“I was gonna say I could....fix your problem. That is....if you let me.” his lips brushed against your nose and went down to your jawline. “All you gotta do is say yes.”

At this moment, you felt like R. Kelly. Not pissing on niggas R. Kelly but Bump and Grind R. Kelly. Your mind is telling you no but your body is telling you fuck yes.

“I’m.....I’m not a cheater....I can’t cheat on my boyfriend.” You breathed as his lips found that spot on that neck that always made you weak. That’s your fucking spot!

“Ahh, but entle, he is cheating you by leaving his woman deprived of intimacy. Allow me to fix the issue he created.”

You let out sharp breaths of arousal as he began to give open mouth kisses to your spot. Your hands find the curls on his head and you find yourself wrapping your legs around his waist, bringing him closer to your core.

“Fuck......yes! Yes! Give it to me! I need it!” You find yourself saying the words before you can even catch yourself. He took your words as an invitation to lift your body off the chair, turn around and sit you on the desk. T’Challa planted his lips on yours and slipped his warm tongue inside. You returned the kiss and he softly bit down your bottom lip. Your hands traveled inside his hoodie feeling up on his abs. He ceased your makeout session to completely remove his hoodie, revealing his perfectly sculpted chest. He tossed it to the side, letting out a slight chuckle.

“Is this much better for you, entle?” T’Challa’s cheekbones became more visible as his gorgeous face formed a closed mouth smile. He was so fine. Too fucking fine. Why didn’t you believe those thirsty bitches that told you? You tilted your head to the side biting your lip and inspecting this work of art in front of you. You don’t know where it came from but you had sudden force of confidence as you removed your grey crewneck showing your breasts in a red push-up bra.

“Stop asking questions and show me why they call you “The Fixer” the words flowed out of your mouth seductively. Once again, in the back of your head, you wondered “what the hell has gotten into you?” All this boldness and confidence was never you and the fact that you’re about to fuck a college professor baffles you but you’re too deep in lust to back out. You needed something inside you that wasn’t your fingers or your vibrator.

His lips took possession of yours once again and this makeout was more steamy and rough and you loved it. He grabbed your chin and looked deep into your eyes.

“You have a slick mouth. Maybe I should put that to use.” T’Challa stepped back a little and looked you over. “Remove all your clothes now. Don’t waste any time and do as I say.”

You breathed pulling the string of your matching sweats, moving them off your legs along with your short patterned slipper boots. He was watching intensely as you stripped and you felt more aroused and sexier under his smoldering stare. Like a vixen. Sadly, Aaron never made you feel this way. You removed your bra and went to take off your panties when you noticed T’Challa’s jeans around his ankles and his hands wrapped some abnormally large limb. Your eyes widened. Aww fuck. That’s his dick. That nigga is packing a whole sausage and you had the nerve to be bold before. He stroked his shaft slightly looking at your stunned expression.

“What’s wrong, entle?” You hear humor in his tone. He knows he got a third leg.

You cleared your throat. “Uh, nothing. What does “entle” mean?” You questioned as T’Challa discarded his jeans and shoes. He walked back up to you planting kisses on your collarbone and down your breast as his hand caressed the other one.

“It means beautiful. Which is what you are. Now lay back for me and open your legs as wide as you can.”

Shitttttt he ain’t gotta tell you twice. You nodded and obeyed his command. T’Challa continued planting his kisses down your torso and reached your pussy a little bit of hair due to you shaving last week. Even though you haven’t gotten any in a long time, your older sister always told you to “always have your pussy in edible condition.” Her nasty advice actually came through for you.

His lengthy fingers played with your other set of lips causing you to moan breathlessly. You felt his digits push their way inside you thrusting. He began eating you as his fingers picked up the pace. You groaned grasping your breasts throwing your head back.

“Fuckkkkkk! Shit!” Your hand found his hand giving it a push but he slapped it away looking up at you with piercing eyes. You whined at the absence of his touch.

“Allow me to devour you. You’re so delicious , entle. Do not interrupt me.” He grabbed you by you by your smooth thighs and pulled you down. You didn’t realize that you ran from him until he did that.

“And you are not cumming until I tell you to. Understood?”

You nodded vigorously. “Understood. Please fuck me.”

T’Challa grinned shoving his beautiful back between your thighs. Your eyes rolled back in pleasure and your legs shook as you caressed his head. It encouraged him to slurp you even more. Your orgasm came on and you tried not to scream remembering you were in a college building where students and professors could hear you. When you were close to cumming, T’Challa ceased the activity standing up and placed a condom on his dick. Shit, you heard it from that Katt Williams stand up but didn’t think it would ever happen to you. This nigga ate your pussy so good you forgot dick was coming right after. He bit his bottom lip as he opened your legs wider and aligned himself at your entrance.

“Fuckkkkk he brought dick too.”

T’Challa looked at you confused and amused. “What did you say?”

You groaned leaning your head back and squeezing your eyes closed. “Nothing. Just fuck my cervix up.” You muttered.

“You talk too much but I like a verbal woman.” T’Challa slowly entered you and your mouth formed an O as you took every inch of him. You knew it’s been a while since you had dick but you gonna take this like a champ. He slowly moved inside you so you can get used to his size. You moaned loudly feeling yourself about to combust.

“Are you alright?” T’Challa questioned keeping his agonizingly slow pace.

“Yes.” You breathed biting your bottom lip.

“Good.” He pushed your legs back further and started pounding your shit intensely. You began yelling curse words and calling for God when your hands found your mouth stifling your screams. He went deeper as if you wanted someone to hear y’all. The sounds of slapping skin, stifled screaming, and T’Challa’s grunts of pleasure. Your second orgasm came on and you bucked from underneath him.

“CHALLA!” You yelled out releasing yourself all over him. Once you ran empty, you breathed heavily wiping your forehead. You peeked up seeing T’Challa’s dick still hard.

“Are you ok with another orgasm, entle?” T’Challa asked helping you up and kissing your lips and jawline. You nodded saying yes. You needed a third orgasm.

“Then turn over, lay flat on my desk, and open your legs wide.”

“But I wanna taste you.” You pouted getting off the desk. He smiled touching your lips and kissing you again.

“Not this session, ngelosi. Maybe next time. Now do as I say. I didn’t forget you disobeying my order by not cumming on command.”

You obeyed his command spreading as wide as you can. You braced yourself knowing he intended to fuck your shit up as punishment. T’Challa slapped both of your ass cheeks and entered you from behind going the fast pace he did before. You leaned up your elbows slowly as he stroked roughly daring you to cum once again. You began to throw it back which drove T’Challa crazy because he started cursing and groaning in response.

“Bast! You feel so fucking good around me, gorgeous.” His right hand found your neck and the left held your ass as he pumped even faster. You shrieked in ecstasy gripping his desk as he continued breaking your back. You let yourself cum again. His strokes slowed down and his loud groan filled the room as he came into the condom. T’Challa pulled out of you and sat back in the leather chair across from his desk. You steadied your breathing as he got up and threw the filled condom in his trash can.

“Did “The Fixer” live up to your expectations?” T’Challa inquires smugly dressing himself as you managed to get yourself dressed even though you were worn the fuck out.

You looked away from him shyly as you grabbed your crewneck and pulled it over your head. You walked very slowly towards to the door and sighed stopping midway glancing in the professor’s direction.

“Yes. You fixed my...problem.” You attempted to hiding your grin that forcing itself on your face.

T’Challa came up to you grabbing your hand and placing a small white card in your hand.

“When you need that fix again, you know who to call.” He winked giving your hand a tender kiss.

You nervously made your way out of his office and shut the door behind you. You walked down the hall a few steps and looked down at the card that read his full name and cellphone number. You peeped back over at his door and bit your lip.

Maybe you’ll need that fix again soon.

#t'challa udaku x reader #t'challa x reader #t'challa smut #black panther imagine #black panther fanfiction #black panther fic #t'challa x black reader

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becomingkatie · 5 years

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I’m drowning in work coming back from vacation, and have to fly for work tomorrow which just means I am sTrEsSeD, so of course I’m gonna write about my Aspen vacation because avoiding my problems always makes them go away! (ha)

tl;dr: Snowboarding was fantastic but also hard. Sometimes it was not fun in the moment, but the trip overall was so so so much fun and I’m glad I went. I got myself into a sticky situation by accidentally ending up on a black diamond but I didn’t do anything stupid and I got myself out of that situation. Also voodoo donuts and pinche tacos and sweet action ice cream.

Ken and two of his friends from college (the Zs) go skiing/snowboarding every year around presidents’ day, and this year I actually snowboard enough to go along! Wheeeee I’m included in the fun! They live in Denver, so we flew into Denver Saturday, got tacos and margs and generally had a good time, then drove to Aspen Sunday.

We snowboarded Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. I am slooooow and also not in fantastic shape and also not used to long continuous runs (since the slopes out here are maybe 5 minutes top to bottom) so I would ride, sit, ride, sit, ride, sit, all the way down. Ken and the Zs rode the first run with me (a green), then I felt confident the blues would be no biggie so we rode a blue together.

We rode together for a while, which was actually not at all what I wanted because it meant I felt guilty for holding them up by being slow, but I was also pushing myself past my limits since I was trying to keep up, so I found myself crying and in pain and frustrated. When I finally articulated my feelings (hey hey communication is your friend) we all split up and set a meet-up time, and I pretty much took a break until lunch because I was tired and my legs were killing me. After lunch I did my own thing and had SO MUCH FUN and from then on I was basically like “nope you guys go off and do your thing, I’m gonna do my thing at my own pace byeeeeee” and it worked out so well!

Day two my legs were beeeeeeat and we went to a different place (Aspen Mountain - we were at Snowmass the first day) and I did Not like it. Aspen Mountain was waaaaaay smaller than Snowmass, and the runs would go from nice and steep and fun to flat flat flat, so I’d have to take my board off and walk. I ended up wasting a lot of time on a really long, really flat run that I thought was going to be fun but ended up just taking forever, so it all-around kinda sucked. It was also snowing and the visibility was poor, so the flat runs combined with the tired/sore leggies combined with the poor visibility meant I just did not have a good time.

BUT day three was so good! I think my legs felt better on day 3 than on day 2 (probably because on day 2 I got stuck on flat areas and didn’t end up snowboarding as much as I hoped) and we went back to Snowmass which meant I got to ride my favorite runs from day 1 again plus some new stuff.

BUT BUT BUT I did take a wrong turn and end up on a black in the afternoon and I was NOT having fun at that point. I started on a blue, followed a sign for another blue, then the signs stopped cropping up so I just followed the lift line down, but it got steep and narrow and tight and was SO bumpy. I couldn’t make my turns without feeling like I was going to go flying into the trees, so I basically slid down it on my butt until I ended up at a fork where left was a marked double black and right was a black. I crawled across a ridge and continued down the black until it opened back up and rejoined the blue. When I finally knew I was okay I sat down and took a little break and right then Ken came over me on the lift and called down to cheer me on. I yelled back “I fucked up! I took a black!” and he freaked out, but by then I was fine and just a little freaked out by having gotten myself into that situation. All’s well that ends well - I got myself down and wasn’t too proud to slide down it on my butt when I knew it was beyond my skill level and dangerous to try and ride it.

I did try that blue one again and STILL got a little turned around - it is sooo poorly marked compared to everything else and it’s SO easy to accidentally end up on a much more difficult run. Even after I made the mistake the first time I almost ended up there again.

Thursday it was nice to sleep in and take our time before driving back to Denver, but the whole way back I just kept looking at the mountains and wishing I was snowboarding. There were crummy moments where I was tired and sore and not having fun in the moment, but every day when we finished snowboarding I just felt proud and strong and happy. Everyone else was a bit more beat up than I was by the end - since they’re in better shape they pushed it harder, whereas I took it slower and couldn’t do as much - so while I was wishing we had more time on the mountain they were pretty glad to be heading home.

Friday the Zs both worked so Ken and I went to brunch, checked out a museum (those of you in Denver, go to the Natura Obscura exhibit at the Museum of Outdoor Arts, it’s awesome), then walked to a coffeeshop, two used bookstores, and two bars. It snowed and I was tipsy because I barely drink these days and it was just perfect - after sharing a hotel room with two other people for four nights it was so so nice to have a day just to ourselves.

Saturday meant VOODOO DONUTS YASS and then a flight back home. Voodoo donuts, pinche tacos, and sweet action ice cream are the three places we hit up EVERY time we visit the Zs, so it was nice to round out our trip with delicious delicious sugar.

I also started Hank Green’s book on the flight out there and finished it midway through the trip, and now I’m ~not quite halfway through Lilac Girls. Both phenomenal books. Hank’s book is probably a better vacation read though, as it doesn’t include graphic descriptions of the Nazis’ medical experimentation in WWII and is just generally happier.

Hooooo boy this got long. And now I have GOT to go do some work. If you read all this, we should probably be best friends because I’m not even sure I’m interested enough in my own life to read all this. Anyway, happy Monday!

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cal-puddies · 6 years

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repercussions of the ramifications pt dix || luke hemmings

“Hey babe.” Luke’s voice came down the line. “Ran a little late at the gym, I’m picking up food and I’ll be home.”

“Ok, I’m just finishing this last paper, then I’m all yours tonight bub.”

“What?! You’re done with your finals?” He asks.

“Yessir… that’s what that will mean.” You laugh.

“Can we go out tonight? Get the guys together?” He asks, you can hear the excitement ringing through his voice. “Ya know what. I’m gonna get the guys in on it, you finish your paper, I’ll bring food. We’re doing this babe.”

You laugh, “ok Luke but I gotta finish this first.”

“God I love your laugh, but yes. I’ll see you at home love… byeeeeee.”

You hang up the phone and roll your eyes, but you know you need the night out. It’d been a long six weeks with Luke gone on tour again, and you focusing on finishing your first year of school.

He’d been home for a few days and he’d spent the first two days doing everything to get your attention and you’d been more than generous granting him your audience. Which was fine, he’d serenaded you, begged you to cook him food, and spent nights cuddled up naked together. It was actually really great, and you felt really solid in your relationship for the first time in a while.

You’d completely stopped paying attention to pretty much anything anyone said about you, which made your life that much easier.

Luke walked in, drawing you out of the flashes of the previous few nights. “Hey babe.” He greets, you turn and smile at him and drops the bag of food on the table. His long hair is pulled back and he’s in black shorts and t shirt. “You look so good and smart in your glasses.” He stands behind you and gently rubs your shoulders till you look up to him and he leans over to kiss you. “I love this beautiful brain.” He says, kissing your forehead and resting a hand on top of your head for a moment. He disappears and comes back with plates.

“How was the gym?” You ask, he just nods as he focuses on dishing out the food on two separate plates. “The boys good to go for tonight?” His face lights up.

“Yes… so eat, quickly and finish the paper… we can shower, and… fuck I’m really excited.” He grins. “We haven’t been out in awhile.”

You take a bite of food and refocus on your research for your paper. Luke watches you for a bit, and you aren’t eating and you aren’t paying attention to him. “Hey, can we like have the meal together? Like laptop to the side and be here with me?” He grabs your hand.

You look up at him with a little sigh and your eyes immediately go to his phone that’s right in his line of sight. “I actually can take a break, but that has to go too.”

“Deal, easy. Laptop away, cell phones away.” You put your notebook in the open book in front of you and close it, you quickly save your work and shut your laptop. You stack your books and laptop and then your phone on top and Luke throws his on too. And then he takes them from you and puts them on the counter in the kitchen.

He comes back in and presses his lips to the top of your head before grabbing his plate and moving it next to you instead of across from you. Luke drapes his arm around your shoulder. “We don’t do this enough.”

“Well we should have a little more time for it when I’m on summer break.” You smile.

“But I’m on tour most of the summer, new album and all.” He points out with a little pout.

“Yeah, but I can tag along now, ya know? If you want me too.” You shrug.

“Yes, absolutely. I will set it up.” He grins and leans in to give you a brief kiss. The two of you sit quietly for a the rest of dinner. It was nice to just have quiet moments with him, since they were so rare.

“Do you remember the first time I visited you on tour?” You ask, relaxing into his side after you’ve eaten. Your hand lands on his thigh.

“Fuck, that was a really good time.” He smiles, pulling you closer. “The hotel… seeing you for the first time in a month… that was the first time I felt like you actually liked me.” He presses a kiss to the side of your head. “You flew across an ocean and a continent to see me… I mean i knew you liked me, but it wasn’t until you agreed to that, that I realized you were really into me.”

“Wow, I’ve really fooled you. I’m still only with you because you are Luke Hemmings… in that band, that no one has ever heard of but everyone knows.” You smirk.

“Cute.” He mocks. “I know better than that.”

“If I’m honest, that was the first time I knew I really liked you, and then when you showed up at the hospital… I don’t think I’ve ever felt for someone what I feel for you.” You admit.

“And we’ve grown up a lot, together. Which is really nice, I think. After 2 years together, I feel like we’ve felt growing pains, and we’ve had really good times.” He kisses the side of your head again and you turn your head toward him and grab his hand resting on your shoulder. He looks at you and presses his forehead to yours.

“I love you Luke… really thank you for everything. Having you in my life has been challenging and amazing, and we have a really great life and I’m so so happy.”

Luke holds your face and kisses you. “My girl.” He whispers against your lips. “I love you.” He gives you another kiss. “Now, I’m gonna do these dishes, and you’re gonna finish your paper, and we’re gonna go out. Yeah?”

You grin at him and press a kiss to his lips, “yeah.”

You spend the next two hours working to finish your paper. Luke did the dishes and then was sitting outside with Petunia, when you finished, you walked past the piano and out the door to where he was. You lift your arms above your head to stretch and smile at him.

“All done?” He asks, holding his hand out to you, inviting you to sit in his lap.

“Yes, and submitted. I’m so excited to start summer break!” You collapse in his lap, “except, I have to wait for grades.”

Luke wraps his arms around you, “I know you did great.” Luke reassures you.

“Do I have time for a nap?” You ask, looking up into his eyes.

He looks at his phone, “we can make time…” He skims his nose against your neck, and presses kisses next to your ear.

“I think we’ll have to make a little extra time for this… but I’m in.” You cup his cheek as you lean in to kiss him.

Luke pulls you impossibly close to him. “I like being naked with you.” He whispers, rubbing your bare back. The two of you went from the patio to the bedroom and wasted no time in getting off.

You hum with your face pressed against his chest. “Perfect way to celebrate the end of the school year.” You look up and kiss him.

“I thought you were tired? You definitely didn’t behave tired, you were very active.” Luke grinned.

“Ya know… you get the blood flowing and here we are.” You laugh at him.

“You should try and get a little bit of a nap in. I know you were up early and it’s probably gonna be a late night.” He explains.

“Are you gonna lay with me?”

“Am I ever just jumping out of bed after an orgasm or to cut cuddles short. Fuck nah girl. I’m laying here as long as you want me too.” He lets out a laugh. “Get some rest babe, I’ll wake ya up to take a shower.”

Luke thinks you guys both sleep for about 30 minutes but he’s not sure because he falls asleep too. But he wakes up first and tries his best to get you moving. Eventually dragging you to the shower to get you up. You pull your hair up and hop in the shower with him.

You’re standing in your underwear and putting earrings in when it hits you to ask him what the plan is so you dress appropriately “Luke where are we going? Should I dress for the club or for a dive or in between?”

“Uhhh… in between.” He decides.

You roll your eyes, “I’m gonna be underdressed.”

He laughs, “the only way you’ll be underdressed, is if you wear just this out.” Luke wraps his arms around you and gives you a kiss.

“Who’s coming?” You ask. Pulling away to go to the closet.

“Cal, Ash, and then some of the girls. Mike and Crys didn’t seem that into it, so I doubt they’ll be there.” You watch Luke as he pulls on a pair of black jeans, and he picks out a black T-shirt and you shake your head. “What?” He asks.

“It’s that easy for you! Black jeans, black T-shirt. Now you just have to pick what boots you’re gonna wear.”

“Babe, seriously, wear whatever you want.” He shrugs. “You’re gonna look good in whatever you put on.”

You finally decide on a pair of black jeans and a tank top, and then you put on heeled booties.

“You look great!” Luke says coming into the bathroom while you do your makeup.

You guys finally make it out later than you’d expected but you’d definitely taken your time getting ready, Luke was handsy and wanted all of your attention.

“Calum!” You call, as the two of you approach the VIP section in the club. The bouncer waves you in when Calum nods and Luke mentions you're with him.

You run up to Cal and throw your arms around his neck, he gives you a one armed hug and kisses your cheek. “Hey, I was wonderin when I’d see you.” He grins.

“Well… Luke apparently needs a lot of attention right now.” You laugh.

“No… just yours.” Luke says, smiling at you now that he’s caught up.

“And that’s all the detail I need.” Cal laughs.

“What are you drinking tonight, baby girl?” Luke asks in your ear, arms slipping around your waist.

“My usual please.”

“Coming up.” He kisses your cheek and disappears.

“Oh they finally left the house!” Ash says as he approaches you. He wraps you in a big hug.

“Hey Ash!” You grin.

Luke is his usual self, talking to everyone, and trying to appease anyone who recognizes him.

You stayed back and let him do his thing, laughing and chatting with mostly Calum, but everyone else with you guys. There was one girl that kept touching Luke, and it caught your attention because he got uncomfortable with how close she kept getting to him.

He excuses himself and comes directly over to you and makes everyone aware that he was with someone. He pulls you into a kiss and then grabs your hand, “need you… this girl won’t leave me alone.”

“Ok… let me get a new drink.” You say.

“Oh, your empty, why didn’t you say so?” He starts pulling you toward the bar, “Let’s get you a new one.”

“Luke, I can get my own drink.” You laugh.

“No baby, we are celebrating… new album, first year of school done, a solid 2 years of you and me. I got you.” Luke quickly ordered drinks for both of you and a round of shots for the group.

“Trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me Hemmings?” You raise an eyebrow.

Luke wraps one arm around your back and pulls you into him for a kiss, “like I really need to get you drunk for that.” He says in your ear.

You laugh and put your hand on his chest, “true.”

He calls the group over and the girl that wouldn’t leave him alone joins you all, and you notice it, maybe he’s trying to be subtle or he doesn’t realize it, but his eyes and his hands don’t leave you while she’s around.

Which is a good 45 minutes and 2 shots more. And you were feeling it, and feeling a little clingy for Luke.

“Baby.” He laughs as you help yourself to his lap after he’s sat down. “What has gotten into you?”

“I jus wanna be close to you.” You smile drunkenly at him.

Luke presses his lips against the side of your head, “that’s fine, but you’re cut off.”

Ash strides up, “Well this is a new level for you two…” he says, noting the pda you were both generally light with. “Anyway, having people at my place… this shits almost dead anyway.” He motions to the club.

Luke looks at you, “uhh I’m gonna get her some food and then see where we are, but we might stop by.”

Ash laughs, “see ya in a bit… I know this girl, she’s gonna be ready for more soon.” He walks away laughing.

“Ok pretty girl, let’s close the tab and find some food. Then we can head to Ash’s I guess.” Luke presses his lips to your cheek.

“Can you carry me?” You whine.

“Absolutely… not.” He laughs, holding you up while he stands, waiting for you to support yourself.

“Fine.” You groan. “Calum would do it.” You pout.

“Calum’s not gonna carry you, he’s trying to find someone to get it in with tonight.” Luke laughs, he grabs your hand and drags you to the bar to close the tab.

“Calum doesn’t need’ta find someone, he has someone.” You explain, shaking your head and using that tone that means you know better than what Luke is telling you.

He pauses to sign his receipt and then turns to you. “What do you know?” His eyes narrow at you and you know you’ve said too much, “or why do you know what you know?” He asks, resting his hand on the small of your back and leading you out the back door. “Spill it babycakes.” He demands.

“I mean… s’not like a thing ya know, they’re jus... hooking up and hanging out.” You shrug.

“Who? And why do you know about this and I don’t?” He turns to face you, bemused expression on his face, despite the 20 questions.

“It’s Kate, she told me about it. She said he was good in bed… but I didn’t ask.” You clarify. “And she… she’s seen what I’ve been through with you… with the hate tweets and the dm’s and watching other girls be all over you… she doesn’t want that. She’s seen it happen to me and so they are happy in their friend thing. And she’s happy to not take any of the spotlight. That’s why she doesn’t come out and she refuses to go see him on tour.”

And though Luke is amused that he now knows the secret, he also picks up on what’s not being said. He puts his hands on either side of your face and pulls you in to kiss your forehead. “Sometimes I forget how hard this is on you… I’m sorry.” He looks you in the eyes. You shrug and he briefly laughs, “you’re too drunk right now. Let’s get you food and we’ll go to Ashton’s.”

“What’s at Ash’s?” You ask.

“After party.” He smiles and grabs your hand, “let’s go out front, our Uber is here.”

He gets you in the car, and slides in behind you and you immediately cuddle up to him. He has the Uber driver take you through the first fast food restaurant he sees and then holds onto the food until you get to Ash’s. Luke gets you a cup of water and hands out the food he got for you.

You and Luke are lost in your own world for a while. It’s good to have him back and you don’t really care about anything else going on. All of his attention is on you, and that’s so rare with this job that’s it’s incredibly special. He rarely even waves “hi” to the people he knows.

“Will you come hug me, big mouth?” You ask him, holding your arms out.

“Why is big mouth your go to when you are drunk.” He laughs, moving closer to you.

“I dunno, you have a big mouth.” You explain with a laugh. You wrap your arms around him and bury your face in his chest.

“Hey lovebirds, ya seen Cal?” You hear Kate ask.

“Prolly outside smoking.” You turn your head to see her.

“Aww did Luke get you drunk?” She asks holding her arms out. You pull away from Luke and move to hug Kate.

“Yes… but I don’t think he meant to.” You say, resting your head on her shoulder with both of you looking at Luke.

“She’s more use to me sober. We’re working on that.” He laughs. “Come back to me babe.” He opens his arms up to you and you cross the space and let him engulf you again. “Cal is outside Kate, have fun!” He says to her and you both watch her walk out the back door. “I can’t believe it, they are definitely hooking up, look at the way he’s touching her.” Luke points out staring out the door.

“I told youuuu.” You reply in a sing song voice.

Luke slips his arms from around you and holds your face between his hands, “where are ya babe?” He gently squishes your cheeks.

“Teetering on tipsy and drunk.” You say through your squished face.

“Do you… wanna stay and drink more or... do you wanna go home and go to bed with me.” He asks, moving his hands to your hips.

“This is a tough choice.” You put your hand on your chin to show fake thinking. “Honestly, I jus really wanna be where you are. I’m so in love with you Hemmings.” You grab his shoulders and lean back to a little to look at him.

“I wanna take you home.” He admits.

“Will you carry me? M’tired.”

Luke pulls you close with a little laugh and presses his lips to your forehead. “Course babe.” He lets you go and turns around, bending down far enough for you to get on his back. He walks out the back door first to say bye to Cal. “Hey, get a room you two.” He starts to Cal and Kate. Calum rolls his eyes. “We’re leaving she’s decided she’s done. Don’t do anything we wouldn’t do!” He advises.

“Make good choices! Cal… love you. Kate… love you too.” You say, waving at them.

“How am I the too? I’ve been your friend longer than Cal!” She laughs.

“Eh…” is all you respond, resting your head against Luke’s back. “Take me Home handsome, need you shirtless and cuddly.” You say just to him.

“I’m working on it sweetheart. Just gotta find Ash.” He’s walking through the House with you on his back, some people mention they didn’t know you were there and others just say goodbye. “Ok well Ash is preoccupied sooo… we’re just gonna go.”

“Yay! Home… where my handsome boyfriend lives sometimes.” You yawn.

Luke chuckles, “sometimes.” He gets you outside, “can you stand for me? I kinda wanna hold you.”

“Yes, can we go to bed though?” You ask, slipping off his back and walking to stand in front of him to look at him.

He looks at you and his mouth turns up into a little grin. “You aren’t even drunk anymore.”

“No, but it was a long day and it’s been a long week and you’re home and I love seeing our friends, but you are the only one I want to be with right now.” You grab one of his hands with both of yours and press a kiss to his palm.

Luke’s face softens a bit. “Let’s go home then.” He pulls you into him. “You got enough energy for some lovin?” He whispers.

“Mmm, for you? Always.”

“Picking you up the way I did was ingenious and I think it’s really paid off.” He smirks.

“Yeah… I’m glad I’ve stuck it out, honestly. There’s been days…” you sigh.

“I know baby. Let me know if it’s ever too much for you, yeah? We’ll figure it out.”

“Being able to be with you for at least part of the summer is gonna be great, I need it.”

“I need it too… and speaking of, are you gonna come home to Australia with me then? You can meet the rest of my family?” He asks, hopeful. You’d met his mom and one of his brothers a couple times when they’d been in LA.

“It’s probably about time, isn’t it?” You ask.

“Well, I’ve met yours.” He rests his chin on your head. “And I’d say we’re serious now.” He chuckles. “And our Uber is here.” He pulls away and grabs your hand, walking with you to the car.

You guys got home and ready for bed, which was put on hold for Luke to ‘love’ on you. Which left you in his T-shirt and cuddled up to him. “Babe, I wanna talk about something serious.” He mentions, rubbing his hand up and down your back.

“Can it wait for the mornin, Luke? M’tired.” You yawn, holding him a little tighter.

“Yeah princess. It can. I love you.” He whispers kissing the top of your head.

“Love you Luke.”

#luke hemmings #luke hemmings imagine #5sos #5sos imagine #5 seconds of summer #cass #hemmo #repercussions of the ramifications #pt dix #pt 10 #fluff

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skinnytight · 6 years

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Here we go...

Don’t come to me for tips or anything if you don’t already have an ed tbh they suck and I don’t wish this on anyone!!! And don’t come at me saying “I’ve had an ed for so and so years and I’m always thinking about food!!”

Say it with me now

Thinking about food does not equal an ed!

I thought about food as a kid but I didn’t have an ed till I was in my teens

Here’s what an ed is:

Counting all of your cals

Not eating anything unless you know the cals

Working out at 1 am because you ate a cookie and just can’t sleep till you burn off the cals

Having dreams about waking up 400 lbs because you ate a piece of pizza

Missing outing with your friends and family because you know their gonna notice you aren’t eating

Suddenly 100 cals is to much for one sitting

Lying to your friends and family

Becoming your own worst enemy

Sleeping 24/7 to keep from eating

Crying. Lots and lots of crying.

Not eating for a week because you’re trying to lose weight faster

What an ed isn’t:

Romantic

Cute

A way out

Please don’t make it into what it’s not. I don’t have fun while dealing with these thoughts.

You guys have no idea how often I’ve lied to my boyfriend about what I’ve eaten that day. It makes me sick and I just can’t help it anymore.

So if you want to lose weight just eat healthy and workout. (A lot of people just need to learn portion control and I’m sorry to say it but especially Americans because let’s be real.... our portions aren’t normal in America like who needs a 1/2 pound of hamburger????)

Leave this blog if you want to lose weight and don’t have an ed. This is for my personal diary and I’m not trying to influence anyone! What so ever!

“ThEn WhY dO yOu HaVe A bLoG aBoUt It?”

Because then like minded people will see and understand. Normal people don’t understand and they ridicule me for having thoughts I can’t control! I’m sorry but I won’t promote this to anyone without an ed or anyone trying to recover!

Okay byeeeeee

#anarexia #anoreixa #anamia #mia #ana

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shamelessmultifandomcommunity · 7 years

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Irony

Ask:Maybe one where the reader is Felicity's younger sister by a couple of years and is attracted to Cisco with the prompt "Can you be happy, here, with me?"

A/N: sorry this took so long but imma (kinda) busy person. @petals-overdaisies i hope you enjoy 😁😁😁😁😁😘😁😁😁😀 also bare in mind im a only child so i dont know much about siblings. I’m sorry about any misspelt words, it’s 01:09am here😬😀

“Ughhh where are you going now?“ you followed your older sister through the maze of the arrow cave, you never quite knew who started calling it that but it caught on so you went with it

“I’m heading to S.T.A.R labs, because they need the worlds best hacker, hey maybe they might also need the assistance of my prodogy“

“I’m not your prodogy, you know daymn well i taught you half of the stuff you know“

“yeah ok, whatever anyway im sure Cisco would love to meet you, well not love love because how can you love someone before you’ve met them, i mean can yuo really be happy with someone, but then again this is Cisco we’re talking about“ you already knew were this was going, you waved a frantic hand in her face.

“yo earth to dork, God you and Oliver need to get back together again, if you start were gonna miss the next four years of our lives besides im sure me and this Cisco guy will get on perfectly“

“yes im sure you’ll get on like bow and arrow, which is an ironic thing to say cons-you gave her your famous death stare. DONT you dare start,Jesus, how hasnt Oliver impaled you with a arrow yet“ she shook her head and tapped her nose

“you’d be suprised“

“Ya’ll listen up up, i dont do mistakes, aint nobody got time for mistakes“ the raven haired enginer huddled over a small peice of metal.

“who exactly would you be talking to?“ you had to supress a chuckle when a high pitched scream left the enginer

“no..nobody, me, myself“ he panted, still trying to catch his breath “Jesus Felicity, you cant creep on someone unannounced and scare the living bajesus out of them “

“sorry about that Cis, so anyway where is this digital mystery you needed my help with, I even brought my baby sister Y/N“

“uh huh about that“ Cisco rocked on his heels and splayed out his palms “I’ve kind of already solved it, sorry about that“ he stoped rocking and turned to face you “but hey, its nice too meet you. I’m Cisco Ramon you can call me Cis if you want“ he extended his hand for you to shake, a nervous grin filling his face as your gloved hand accepted it .

“I’m sure it is“ you whipped your head round at your sisters remark

“Hey sis“ her blue eyes met your (E/C) ones, you looked over to the door then back at her “the doors over there, byeeeeee“ your sister just rolled her eyes and mutered something about the two of you needing a needing a room. Once she left the room you turened to face Cisco. “sorry about that“ you spoke sincerly.

“It’s ok, hey how did you do that“ his face beamed giving you a quizical look

“do...??“

“make Felicity silent“ your face broke into a smile as you leaned in next to him, you could’ve sworn you saw him blush.

“Its a secret sorry pal, although i would be happy to share it if you tell me how you cracked that code“

“deal“ a caramel finger pointed at your face as you stood back up “but only if you awnser this question, can you really be happy, here with me?“ he half smirked, half looked dead serious.

you scrubed your hand over your face ““ God you sound like Felicity”

“yeah i know, i kinda saw her rambling earlier“ his hands started brushing thru the ends of his hair

your head tilted “how, i could’ve sworn it was only us in that room“

he tapped his temples “i, uhh, get these things called vibes, the’re basically visions of the past, present or future“

“you..you can vibe too?” you droped your head so you didn’t have to look at him anymore, no matter how much you wanted to

“yeah” he tilted his head as he caught what you said “wait did you say too?“

“uhh..yea“ you tried to make the atmosphere less awkward by chuckling a little, it totaly backfired “thats why i wear these“ you held up your hands to show him your gloves properly.

“and they supress the vibes?“ you nodded. He took you by suprise when he took your hands into his own and started to examen it. you slowly lifted your head to look at hi face.

*did his eyes look lile before?*

*how could long hair look so sexy on a man?*

“like what you see?“ he gigled as you were pulled out of your trance *jeez how long had you been staring for?*

“no i mean yeah, i mean i was just wondering how your so ok with your vibes?“

“I was like you at first i hated them but now im ok with them, their a part of me”

“i dont hate them“ from the way he quirked his eyebrows you could tell you werent being convincing “i’ll show you” you hesitantly started to take off one of your gloves, you swalloed and took his hand, your skin tingaling from the contact.

Blue and white streaks swirled around you, when you finially focoused on the scene infront of you, you were mortified. You saw yourself and Cisco entangled in a passionate kiss. you immeadeatly let go of his hand, the blue and white faded, a confused look washed over your face as you found Cisco grinning like a wildcat, whereas you were pretty sure Barry’s heart didnt beat that fast.

“I guess you can be happy with me after all“ the raven haired man steped closer to you.

You couldent stop grinning, the feeling of pannic being flushed with a light tug in your heart “i guess so“

YESSSSS I FINISHED IT(this took 2hrs to type) 😆😆😆😆😆😆 I HOPE YOU ENJOY. im not even gna pretrnd i didnt improvise the hell outta the end. imma sleep now cuz its 03:09😴😴😴

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