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beatteez · 8 months

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please write more for mingi 🙏🙏 like a college au anything (if you do those)

thank you sm for the suggestion i would love to. i decided on fluffy mingi, i hope thats okay!

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boyfriend!mingi x gn!reader

genre: fluff, college au a/n: mingi is a himbo i stand by that

warnings: kissing in the rain (if thats a warning), collegebf!mingi, himbo!mingi, min is whipped, talks of the painting of cronus (saturn) eating his kid

"babe"

you look over to your right and almost bump heads with your boyfriend who got really close without you knowing.

"whats wrong" you look at him concern taking over your face at his expression. his eyebrows furrowed so much you could assume they were going to touch each other soon.

"why is he eating someone" he looks over at the projector then back at you, shock covering his features now.

"mingi.."

"huh"

"have you been paying attention at all" you question him, now furrowing your eyebrows. he shakes his head, his features softening.

"i was staring at you, then i look over at the screen..." he trails off shivering slightly. you giggle at his actions and point at your notes you've been taking.

"thats one of his sons, he got news that one of them would overrule him, so he decided he would eat all of his kids so that wouldn't happen" you explain to him, his features scrunching up again "try to focus on the class min" you whisper.

"but..you're so pretty when you're focused" he mumbles out. you look at him raising an eyebrow.

"min"

"yes?"

"im not helping you on the next test" his mouth drops open in offense as if you said the most foul thing in the world to him "pay attention to class baby" you say quietly pointing to the front. he pouts turning his head so he's facing the professor.

as you continue with your notes while class finishes up, mingi catching your attention from your peripheral. you look over at him and he quickly turns to face the front again.

"mingi"

"y/n" he says turning to face you. you give him a stern look "i cant help it" he groans "just let me look at my pretty girlfreind" your eyes rolled back slightly and you let out a puff of air in defeat.

"you're so lucky your hot" you mumble, a smile pulling at his lips. he goes to say something but you hold up your hand "shh, let me at least focus" you say.

soon the professor finishes his lecture, letting everyone go. you slide your notebook and computer into your bookbag and look up at mingi whos eyes are already on you.

"ready" he ask a soft smile on his lips, you nod and grab onto his hand that was held out for you. you walked towards the apartment you were sharing with mingi, his hand letting go of yours so he could wrap his arm around your shoulders.

you feel a raindrop hit your cheek then another, your head tilting up, more rain drops. you groan knowing you still have a 5 minute walk to the apartment.

the rain gets heavier and you look over at mingi whos walking with his eye closed. you admire him in the warm tones of the street lights. his hair getting wet already from the rain. the rain hitting his cheeks seem soft and gentle just like him. your heart flutters and you stop walking, mingi turns to face you his eyebrows furrowing again.

"i love you" you say turning to face him.

"i love you too" he mumbles his hands perching on your waist, pulling you close to him. his fingers squeezing softly against your now wet t-shirt. he leans down slowly stopping before your lips touch "such a pretty girl" he mumbles against your lips.

you close the gap connecting your lips with his, a soft but intense spark fills your chest. you wrap your arms around his shoulders, his arms wrapping fully around your waist now. his lips are soft, maybe from the chapstick you applied earlier on him because he was picking at his lips. you scolded him and forced him to use the strawberry chapstick you kept with you. this caused his kiss to be strawberry flavored, a favorite of yours.

you feel him pull away slightly "you can check this off your bucket list" he says giving you another peck. a smile creeps onto your face.

"how do you know about that" you question him smiling.

"you've told me before" he says softly. his voice deep and soothing.

you chuckle softly.

you're boyfriend may not always be the brightest on regular subjects, but when it comes to you hes the smartest person you know.

you pull his head down softly closer to yours to kiss him again, his lips moving in sync with yours, his hands holding you tight against him, your favorite feelings all in one.

"love you so much" he says pulling away mumbling against your lips.

"love you more mings" you say back connecting your lips again.

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magicallyoursshop · 1 year

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Check out this awesome 'I LOVE MY GIRLFREIND' design on @TeePublic!

#teepublic #t-shirt #summer #ilove #i love my girlfriend #lgbt #pride

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the-fiction-witch · 3 years

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Goo

REAL LIFE: SCANDAL COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: FUNNY + FLIRTY AF

"What are we doing today?" Thomas asks sat on his sofa sipping tea out of a mug shaped like the death star

"We are going to be nice to you" y/n smiled as she came from behind the camera with tea and a small packet of biscuits

"Are we?" he asks glaring at her a little confused and taking a biscuit from her

"Yes we are Thomas" she smiled fixing her hair

".... I am suspicious" he says trying to dip his biscuit in his mug however it was far to big to go into the mug "Ooh." He sighed sadness flooding his face apron discovering he couldn't dunk his biscuit before snapping it in half and dunking it

"Why?"

"Because why are you being nice to me?"

"I can't be nice?"

"Yes But it worry's me" he sighed

"we are going to make you lovely and relaxed" she smiled

"... You're not even going to comment on me being gross?" He asks eating his now tea soaked biscuit

"..... No I won't" she sighed sipping her tea "with your crunchy tea"

"I knew that wouldn't last long" He says

"I am not good at being nice"

"You are not" He sighed "What are we doing anyway?"

"Do You remember being a child?"

"Vaguely yes"

"Do you remember a advert that plaid on Tv when we where kids?"

"... I remember alot of ad's that plaid when we where kids"

"well we weren't really kids we would have been... teens"

"Teens? like pre teens or older teens?"

"Mid Teens"

".... ish, I remember little from that time. I spend most of it locked in my room"

"I remember you bassicly went in your bedroom as a pre teen who looked really fucking young and then came out when you where like nineteen where yeah you still looked young but you've voice had broke, you grew a bit, like you actually looked more like a teen" "I did, I didn't want anyone to see me at that time, especially you"

"why not me?"

"Because I had a crush on you at that point" "Did you?"

"Yeah? you didn't know that?"

"No"

"Yeah, I had a massive fucking crush on you at that age"

"I did Not know that" she giggles

"You knew, I've told you that before" he says "To be fair you where like a little poodle skirt girl who worked for your dad in a vintage car garage, that I also worked at. I was going to end up with a crush on you at some point"

"was the me being bi helping a bit with that?" "Yes! I watched you make out with Jake and then immediately go make out with linsey. that was amazing"

"Did you ever wanna see me naked?"

"I was seventeen? So.... yes" "The tits?" "Tits where making a very compelling argument at that age" "do they still?"

"Ehh" He shrugs "Kinda, it's less fun because I now know you don't give a shit"

"I really don't, there just breasts, I have boobs, you have boobs."

"You've very much okay with it"

"My logic is, you can lift your shirt up show your boobs and nips, I do It I get arrested and that's fucking mental"

"It is" he says "I would not complain about you taking your shirt off" "The face" she smiled rubbing his chin "shut it"

"Didn't you make out with my girlfriend at that point?"

"I did, your eighteenth birthday party"

"That was werid.... But very arousing" "What me and your then girlfriend making out in front of you?"

"Yeah, pretty sure I'd had a sex dream about that" He says sipping his tea

"Then or yesterday?" "Both" "Hey issy, how you doing, wanna come over and make out in front of thomas again" she waves

"We don't even date anymore"

"Still, just have like a party of all your old girlfreinds"

"Ohh god!"

"and I'll snog all of them"

"Even Gzi?"

"Especially Gzi, she's fucking hot"

"Yeah..."

"You fucked up"

"That I did" "I'm very off topic, anyway! The product that was on constantly like every other ad break, I will point out it was... On the verge of an infomercial, like if it had been a minuet longer it would be an infomercial not an ad" she explained

".... I remember two of them" "The one you where never allowed to have"

"........... Jelli bath!" He gasped

"Hold up! say that again"

"Jelli bath"

".... Thomas brodie Sangster you are from fucking south London don't you dare said bath in that way"

"what? it's what the product is called"

"The product?"

"Is Jelli BAth

"But on Sundays you have a ?"

"Bubble Bath"

"Thank you" she smiled "what was the other ad you remember?"

"The weird moulding gunk"

"Ohh yeah, what was that called?"

"No idea, I do not remember I just remember the kid in the ad putting the orange goo on the dinosaur skeleton and making it into a big dinosaur" he explained

"Yeah I remember that, But Jelli bath? you remember this?"

"I do"

"good"

"We are going to go bathe in it" he asks sipping his tea

"Yep"

".... are we bathing together?" He asks

"Yep"

"On camera?"

"Yep"

"We're gonna be naked?"

"Do you wanna be naked?"

".... Well of course I wanna be naked sweetie darling"

"Thomas! stop fueling the fire!"

"I'm sorry, are we gonna be naked in this stuff though?"

"No, we will have swimsuits on, becuase.... internet" she says "we as always will do a version where we are naked that will be on my porn hub channel as usual" " as usual? when have you filmed us naked?"

"When aren't I filming you naked?"

"that video's not on there is it?" he whispered

"what video?"

"Are you filming?"

"Uhh, No I pasued" she says touching the remote for her camera but it still filmed "what video?"

"THE Video"

"What video?"

"........ The Video" He says "You know the one I mean y/n"

"No I don't be more specific?"

"The sexy video we did the other month?"

"The sex toy one?"

"No"

"The linqure one?"

"No, you know the one I mean, sugar"

"we make a lot of sexy videos"

"The... one in my bedroom" he whispered

"Oh no, thats' saved on my hard drive"

"Ahhh good," he says

"Ohh I didn't pause the camera, it's fine sally will cut it" she says "Lets go make the bath up"

"Ooooohh.... bath time together"

"Oh shut up thomas"

"wait who's bathroom are we using?"

"yours"

"Oh no" he says "should I have cleaned it?"

"when did you clean it last?" she asks he simply sips his tea sheepishly "Thomas?"

It then cut to the bathroom with the bath already run the two in swimwear

"why did I agree to this?" He sighs

"Because I'm not ordering Pizza unless you do" "I'm an adult. I can buy my own Pizza"

"But do you wanna ring the man to order it?"

"..... Lets do this" He sighed

"throw in this bag of stuff" she says "Then wait for goo"

"Who's going in first" "You"

"why me?"

"You're bathroom"

"You're Idea"

"You're more naked then I am"

"You're video" "Get in the tub Thomas"

"You get in the tub"

"Fine! How clean is this bathtub?" she asks going to climb in

"Uuuuuuuuuhhhhh...."

"A day?"

"Uhhhh"

"A week?"

"Uuhhh"

"Have you jizzed in this tub recently enough It will be an issue for me Thomas!"

".... Maybe" he says "How long does it live?"

"Four days"

"No your good"

"are you sure?"

"Yes I'm sure,"

"Okay" she says climbing in

"Just don't touch the bottle on the side" he says from off camera

"whoa whoa whoa what why!" she yelped

"No reason"

"No fucking tell me why can't I touch the bottle" "You'll be fine"

"Thomas.... answer the question"

".... just don't mess with it"

"Okay, Okay... I'm really freaked out now" she says as she sat in the water

"If you are that worried about getting into my bath because I might have done something, then why do you let me have sex with you?"

"Ughhh thomas!" she gasps

"You literally let me cum inside you like twenty minuets ago"

"Stop fuelling the shipping fire" she yelled throwing water at him "Shut the fuck up and get in the tub"

he sighed and climbed in the bath the other side of her "Hi"

"Hi"

"we're having a bath together" "yes we are" "This is a weird Thursday"

"It is... is this what you thought you would be doing when you woke up this morning thomas?"

".... No. But I've known you long enough to know better then to expect Normal days"

"Right lets throw in some goo" she says opening the packet and letting the powder drop into the bath

"Ooooh it's already getting thick"

"The water or your dick Thomas?"

".... both"

"Blue Gooo! It's called Blasting Bloo"

"I remember it being called bloo lagoon or something once"

"I think it was, but they must have changed it to be more friendly" "I think Blasting bloo is way more suggestive"

"that's just because we are sat in a bath together Thomas"

"Maybe"

"Ohhh I don't like this, It feels weird, I don't like want it on my butt and such"

"Nnnnnoooooooo" He complained as he felt the goo the water had now turned into "I hate this, I don't wanna be in this"

"I also don't like this but you know the deal"

"what deal!"

"We stay in this for ten minuets"

"or what?" "Or I'm filming sexy Halloween costumes with you"

"I will sit" he sighed bundling himself in the corner "do you wanna get out and go eat ice cream?"

"Yes, this shits gross"

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transdragonz · 4 years

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epic

[id: a flat drawing of bnha characters midoriya izuku and tenya iida, surrounded by love hearts. izuku is on the left, and his shirt reads ' hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes...’ before trailing off. tenya on the right has a shirt that says ‘sonic sex being gay and loving ur bf is radical]

#iida tenya #bnha #midoriya izuku #iideku

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burgerkang000 · 4 years

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Helplessly oblivious

wow i do not know what to name this so if u have suggestions ill take them

You were all scattered in random places of the living room, waiting for take out to arrive, since none of you really cooked.

Once it arrived it was a mess of bright coloured hairs walking around setting the table, and you being the youngest had an advantage, so you sit back and watch your friends struggle to not break the cutlery as they set the table.

And after it was all done, you slowly slip in and butt into a conversation about slippers with Mingi and Jongho, completely oblivious to what the others were talking about because, you’d be damned if furry slippers weren’t the cosiest.

You’d been so absorbed into the conversation, you think at one point you’re spoon full of food hit your cheek but you merely brushed it away, before you tell Mingi that boots are absurd.

You were in the middle of telling Mingi and Jongho that it was unfair they get to argue, since they have never worn heels, when a warm hand envelopes yours, and you falter a bit mid-rant, before finishing your sentence and discreetly looking at San, who was engaged in a conversation with Yeosang. And you stare at him until he looks at you and you give him the scariest looking glare you can muster and he just smirks and turns away.

You’ve been a relationship with San for a month now, but you both haven’t got around to telling the seven oblivious idiots sitting around you, and if someone bends down to pick something up, they’ll definitely see your hands together and freak out. Maybe the thrill of it, the exciting feeling of maybe getting caught and finally stop acting is the reason why you thread your fingers back and squeeze, to which San might have chocked.

And you continue the rest of dinner with both of your hands entangled and casually playing with each other’s fingers and rings. You only part when you made Mingi and Jongho agree to go shopping for heels, so that the debate can be fair. Nobody noticed the holding hands though and you briefly wonder when these idiots are going to find out, you’ll have to tell them yourselves this way, but where’s the fun in that?

And you leave the dorm and San walks you home, hand still held in his and he kisses you goodbye.

---

Mingi and Jongho were very reluctant when you showed up the next day enthusiastically and dragged their sorry asses out of bed to buy different kinds of shoes. What you mean by different kinds of shoes are heals for the boys, you yourself have never worn heels, but what they don’t know can’t hurt them and either way it’s not like they look at your feet every day to see what you’re wearing.

And you get in the car and drag San along too, since it’s only fair to have a referee who isn’t biased. Ok, so maybe San is biased towards you, that’s exactly why you brought him here.

And you enter the shoe store and politely refuse the clerk who asks if you need help. You’re not letting marketing strategies cloud your judgements and stray further from you’re debate that you intend to win.

Yes, this is that serious.

Jongho an Mingi were browsing through heels and you were browsing through boots, the plan was to pick a pair of boots, heels, fuzzy slippers and converse and buy the same one but different sizes that suite all of you.

And you look at all the boots lined up and gulp.

Time to pick, one of the hardest things to do.

And when your eyes were scanning the selection of boots, and you didn’t really find anything eye-catching when familiar warmth engulfed your hand. And it was a relief in the overly air conditioned store and you shuffle backwards towards the source of warmth, and lean onto his body, he noses at the crook of your neck and you both giggle, you continue browsing through boots and finally pick one, and then you move forward to pick converse tops and walk through the isles holding hands and peeking at each other, Jongho and Mingi were in some other part of the store, and you’re lucky they haven’t seen you both yet, or are you?

Finally all of you are done buying shoes and you drive back home, and as Mingi and Jongho shuffle out of the car, San leans over from the driver’s side and gives you a peck, which goes un noticed by the idiots now waiting for you to get out to test the shoes. You glare pointedly at San who gives you a cheeky grin and you suddenly want to peck him too, but you reluctantly get out the car and wave him goodbye.

Besides, you have an argument to win.

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Nobody won the argument in the end, converse high won in the end, it was oddly flexible and fit, and everyone went back home sulky.

Today was movie night and everyone was scattered around the couch most of them were pushed onto the floor, and Mingi was out like a light.

San was holding your hand again, and you were leaning onto his shoulder, snuggling into his warm body, and you whisper to him.

“When are these idiots finally going to notice?” He leans closer to your ear and says,

“Who knows?”

You hum and turn back to the movie. But soon enough you were bored, and you turn to San and say-

“Can we like, make-out right now?”

He gapes at you, wide eyed and blinks.

“Can I ask why?” You shift uncomfortably, this has been on your mind for a while, what if you and San never get around to telling the others and it’s too late and they get hurt, don’t these idiots deserve to know? What if you’re playing a bit too much for a reaction that you might not get?

“Want them to notice, I guess?”

He coos at you as you voice out your worry, and by the end of it you’re distressed, there might be tears at the corner of your eyes.

Thankfully San whispers sweet reassurances and then when he deemed you reassured enough, he decides to change the mood.

“We could fuck right here and they’d barely notice” He wiggles his eyebrows and leans closer.

“Just admit you’re horny.”

You groan and roll your eyes, before you can respond, San grabs your chin, and his lips clash onto yours, your arms circle round his neck and you move onto his lap, despite being accused of being horny, which you were, you were actually curious if they would notice, or you could confirm their lack of brain cells and eyesight, maybe even their ability to hear, considering the noises you might be making. And you try to peek, but you were facing the other way, practically straddling San, so all you could see was his large dumb face. You break the kiss for a second to look around, but no one has even batted an eye from the screen, Jongho and Yeosang were gaping at the television, taking turns to grab the popcorn from the bowl that was fixed between them, Mingi was on the floor sprawled like a starfish, knocked out. Seonghwa had his head resting on Hongjoong’s shoulder and his eyes were glossed over from whatever was on the screen. Yunho and Wooyoung were animatedly talking, with hand gestures and stuff; you groan and deflate into San’s shirt.

San sighs and says,

“If I hadn’t known you better, I would have thought you have a public-sex kink”

You hit his arm, but your hand more like flopped on top of his shoulder and rested there.

You hide your face at his shoulder and whine.

San sighs yet again before he tells you to get off his laugh because you’re “heavy” and asks Jongho to pass the remote. You cross your arms across your chest; admittedly a little hurt and look away.

Jongho spews a lot of threats, threats that he will take action on if San changes the show.

San replies with how he isn’t wearing his glasses and he just wants to adjust the brightness for his sensitive eyes, Jongho makes sure everyone, except Mingi, knows that San is the one with the remote and finally hands it to him.

And instead of adjusting the brightness, he grabs you by the waist and pulls you onto his lap, you were too stunned to close your eyes and he crashes his lips onto yours, literally, and you watch as he grabs the remote and dramatically press the power button.

Oh, Ohhhh. Realisation dawns on you, and you finally close your eyes and relax into the kiss, as San’s name was being yelled and protests were being thrown for the television being switched off, and total silence was followed after that, and finally you hear the chaos.

“Yeah, Choi San, you’re taking her innocence away”

You hear someone snort and say “She doesn’t have any innocence to be taken”

“ARE YOU GUYS DATING”

“ARE YOU GUYS KISSING”

“What?”

“WHAT?”

“WHAT IS HAPPENING”

“STOP MAKING OUT”

“WE DON’T WANNA SEE THAT”

“NOOOOOOOOOO!”

“PLEASE DON’T HAVE SEX HERE”

And you finally pull away from the grin that has grown onto your face. And then you wave like you’re on a TV show and drag San away with you and let them die from curiosity. But you San isn’t that cold-hearted, he tugs at your wrist near the doorway, and he pouts, you sigh.

“Fine”

“SHE’S MY GIRLFREIND, WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO SHOW YOU THAT FOR A MONTH!” he screams and you wince at how loud that was.

This of course caused more chaos on the other side.

No one says anything for a while except for the occasional exclamation of disbelief

Finally, Hongjoong asks “Why can’t you tell us that like normal people”

“WHERE IS THE FUN IN THAT?”

“YOU’RE NOT READY TO TELL US, SO YOU SHOW US?” asks Jongho.

“WHO SAYS WE WEREN’T READY TO TELL YOU?”

It’s gonna be a long night, but on the bright side Mingi is still knocked out.

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asagi-s-garden · 4 years

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Ok but think about how lowkey excited Kate would be to have a space girlfreind and how lowkey comforted Kara would be by that excitement

Kara who's used to being judged negatively for being an alien and Kate who comes from a world where aliens aren't really a thing

Kate gets a t-shirt with "My girlfreind is from space" on it

She's always so proud of Kara, and proud of herself a little bit too, Kate Kane is definitely the Bad Pun type of Gay so she's always telling everyone that her girlfreind "is out of this world"- everyone including Kara mind you

She's so interested in everything Kara has to say about her home planet, about how tough it was adjusting to Earth, about anything and everything to be honest, she wants to hear about all of it

Just... Kate Kane being the most supportive and loving partner for her alien girlfreind everybody

#Kanvers #Batwoman #Supergirl #Kate Kane #Kara Danvers

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luisa-shop · 3 years

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https://www.redbubble.com/fr/i/t-shirt/Les-reines-sont-n%C3%A9es-en-mai-mon-cadeau-d-anniversaire-pour-elle-girlfreind-f%C3%AAte-des-m%C3%A8res-cadeau-femme-maman-%C3%A9tuis-de-t%C3%A9l%C3%A9phone-iphon-12-par-Luisa-Shoop/77361920.8IC8I?utm_source=rb-native-app&utm_campaign=share-product&utm_medium=android

#love #redbubble #etsy #etsyseller #gift #etsyvintage #happy easter #etsygifts #etsygoods #i love them #May girl #Girl may #Queens are born in may #May

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sjbuchananbarnes · 5 years

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The one Steve found out

Steve rogers x reader

W.c: 2.8k

The one where she finds out

“No more,Nat.” You whined laying with your arms open, panting on the blue mats of the gym. Work out with Black Widow for fun my ass you though, she was one tough lady.

“C’mon five more pulls ups and I’ll flash you.” She joked, patting your leg.

“Don’t tease me.” You went along and got up to do your last pull ups. As you were to busy doing your pull ups you heard the loud voices of Bucky and Sam booing in the gym, silently Steve and Sharon followed.

“ Damn Y/n, keeping it tight!” Sam whistled as he made his way to the redhead and you.

“Your welcome.” Nat pointed her finger at you.

“Please, sweet cakes over here has only me to thank, I actually helped her build muscle.” Bucky threw his arm around your shoulder and pulled you into his chest.

“Yeah and he doesn't bribe me by telling me he’ll show his tits.” You chuckled at your friend.

“What?” Sam whipped his head to Nat who just shrugged her shoulders.

“Never mind, why are you working out with me, when you can have her?” Bucky jokes.

“Quick Y/n, don’t look!” Sam pointed behind you, to the corner were Steve and Sharon were currently kissing, Steve had both his arms at the side of her hips with her back against the wall.

“What?” You turned around to see the lovely couple. “Sam, I don’t care. I have a date tonight.”

“What, with who?” Bucky looked down at you.

“Some guy named Luca.” You shrugged. “Wanda set me up with him.”

“What about Steve and Sharon?” Sam questioned.

“Oh you mean where i've been jealous the past three month, yeah I decided to let that go.” You threw the group a very obvious smile. “Hell he could throw her through the damn walls for all I care.” You grumbled.

“Yeah plus Wanda said he was smokin’ hot.” Nat nodded her head eagerly.

“Ooh who’s smokin’ hot?” Sharon asked as they made their way into the group.

“Her date.”

“Date?” Steve asked, even though he was sharon he was still mad, ‘selfish’ he though.

“Yeah, don’t want to be single for the rest of my life.”

“Great..great.” Steve threw you a small smiled.

After an awkward amount of silence you decided to finally speak up, “Well I’m going to go shower, bye.” Turning around to walk out , Nat called you out.

“Hold up, girl, I’m going too.” She jogged over to you.” You okay?” Whispering so no one herd.

“I’m fine, Nat.”

“Alright how do I look.” You gave them a spin, deciding on an emerald green off the shoulder dress that stop right above the knee, hugging you tight on all the right places, and a pair of black suede strappy heels.

Bucky and Tony let out a whistle, “Damn, you sure you have to go on a date with that jackass tonight. Why don’t you cancel and we could go out.” Bucky threw you a wink.

You let out a chuckle and leaned down to give him a kiss on the cheek “Always, such a gentlemen, Buck.”

“I try.” He gave you a cheeky smile.

“I’ll be back later.” You turned to leave.

“Well if the date goes well, hopefully you won't.” Tony spoke up from his spot, holding his healthy two month old baby girl, Morgan, in his arms.

“Cross your fingers.” You crossed your fingers and raised them up over your head, with your back to them.

“Good luck.” Wanda and Nat yelled, and Steve shifted in his seat.

After you left the group continued to talk but Stve couldn’t keep his head in the conversation.

“So how well do we know this Luca?” Steve questioned as he crossed his arms against his chest.

“Well enough.” Wanda replied and moved her attention to the tv once again.

“But like how well, what if he does something to her?” He continued.

“Steve she could literally kill that guy with a spoon, two hundred diffrent types of way may I add.” Sam assured.

“Yeah we helped her.” Nat nodded her head, like a proud parent.

“Y/N?” You were pulled out of trace by a deep voice and set your red wine down.

“Luca?” Getting up from your seat at the bar and took a couple of steps towards him, wow he looks like a baby Thor. He was well over six feet tall he had a beard going on, blue eyes, and light brown hair, very broad shoulders, clearly works out.

“Wow, your even more gorgeous than what Wanda made you out to be.” He extended his hand and gave you a friendly kiss on the cheek.

“Oh please.” You jokeling scoffed.”I think her words for you were ‘smoking hot’ witch I do have to agree.” You giggled as you made your way to the table thanks to the waiter.

It was going well, for the first half, then things start to simmer down, there was a long awkward silences, stiff conversion and what you decided to do when a date starts to go bad , and your in too deep, you drink!

“You want to know something stupid my friend is doin like really really stupid, getting a cat with someone that you’ve being only dating for three months.” You took another sip of your long island iced tea, Luca just started at you not knowing what to say. “Hey! Do you have any idea how long cats live for?”

“Maybe 15-16 years.” He mumbled as he played with his food on the plate, he saw the look on your face and couldn’t help but wonder if it was anything deeper. “Say is this person more than just a friend,maybe an ex boyfriend?”

“He wishes.” You snorted.

“How do you think her date is going?” Wanda asked as she had Nat seated between her legs, braiding her hair.

“I think it’s going great, I mean she hasn’t called for us to bail her out.” Nat shrugged and kept her eyes closed.

A very tense Steve still sat on the couch waiting for you to come home from the date, his phone no were to be seen.

“I mean it’s a cat.” You continued, smiling at the waitress who poured you another glass of wine. “He doesn't even like cats, he’s a dog person! You don’t have to be a genius to figure that out! Why can’t they get a pet… I don’t know, fly!”

“Alright any dessert?” The blonde gave the two of you a smile, man did she feel sorry for this dude.

“No.” Lucas quickly answered, he cleared his throat,”Just the check please.” He flashed his perfectly straight teeth at her.

“Oh no, you’re not having any fun now are you?”

“No, no I am. Only because i've been playing Jurassic Park in my head.” He nodded.

“ Look at me.” You mumbled “I’m on a date with a really great guy, hell you even look like Thor, and all I think about is thoes stupid blue eyes and that cat and his little girlfreind.” You whined. “I just want to get over it you know.” You leaned on your palm.

Luca let out a sighed but continued, “Listen I just got over a really long relationship and something that helped me was closure.

“Closure!” You gasped.” That’s what I need. God your brilliant, how did I not think of that. “ You slapped your forehead,”Now how do I get that?.”

“Well there isn’t one specfic way to get that, just whatever it takes for you to finally say I’m over you.” Man this dude was awesome, you though.

“I’m over you.” You repeated” That’s what it is, now you don’t think I could also borrow your phone?”

He stared at you he can’t believe this is his first official date since his break up, maybe he should stay single.

Without saying another word he leaned back in his chair and watched the show unfold, you quickly grabbed his phone and started to dial the number you memorised by heart by now.

“Voice mail, great! Just waiting for the beep” You told your date, how he wanted to be in his bed right now he thought.

“Great.” He nodded.

“Steve, hey it’s me Y/N.” You giggled. “I just wanted to call and say that everything is fine, I’m really happy for you and your cat, and I even came up with a name, avocado! And I’m thinking of names, so obviously I am over you, I am over you, and that my friends is what they call closure!” You chucked back your phone into the purse.

“So nice of you take me home.” You giggled into the man's chest. “I’m sorry it was such a crap show.”

“It’s okay.” He stood next you waiting for Nat to come and get you from the reception room so you wouldn't wander alone into the tower. “Some people are meant to be together, but I would like to be your friend tough, you seem very interesting.” He let out a chuckle, maybe he gain a friendship out of this he thought.

You let out a gasp, “Yes the team will love you, and I’m like 100% your one of Thor’s long lost brother, you know since his dad could never keep track of his children and all.”

“Right.” His laugh boomed through the quiet room.

“Fun date?” Nat walked in, a nice white plush robe covering her body.

“Interesting is more of the right word I would say.” He helped her to the elevator. “Bye.” He gave a final wave.

“Bye Thor!”

A balck coffee and an aspirin laid in front of you.

“How has Tony not invented a cure for a hangover already?” You laid you face on the cool marble counter, Nat and Wanda let out a chuckle.

“You’ll live.” The brunette patted your back and walked out of the kitchen.

“We want details on the date in an hour.” Nat followed her actions.

After a couple more minutes of silence Steve walked in.

“Y/n, how was the date?” He tried to ask casually, like if he didn’t care, as he poured a cup of coffee.

“Well, there was a restaurant and there was definitely alcohol.” You leaned on your palm and stared at his every move. ‘Damn that shirt for begin to tight’ hell sometimes you though he did that on purpose just so he show off.

“Sorry about that, hey have you seen my phone I lost track of it yesterday.” He took a sip of his coffee as he leaned on the opposite side of the bar.

“No I haven't, sorry. You want me to call it?” You raised your phone.

“That would be great,doll.” He threw you his award winning smile. You grabbed the phone and went to your recently called.

“Hmp, that’s weird. It says I called you last night, but I don’t remember that.”

“Butt dial?”

“Maybe.” There was a silence until you hear the phone ring in the kitchen.

“Found it.” Steve stood up straight. “It was in one of the pots, Sam and Bucky must have put it there.” He chuckled and looked at his notifications.“I got a voicemail from you.”

“Steve are you sure we didn’t speak last night?” You asked, man you were sure you did.

“No after you left I knocked out on the couch, didn’t hear a thing.”

“Mmh, that’s weird.” You started to walk of the kitchen when you came right back in, to face to face with Steve’s phone to his ear. “Steve put down the phone.”

“Avocado?”

“Oh my god.” You mumbled “Steve, no!” You jumped over the counter in one swift movement your legs wrapped around his tiny waist “Give me the phone, give me the phone!” You tried to yank the phone away. “Give me the..!”You finally got it out of his grip, the phone went flying to the other side of the kitchen, broken to say the least.

There was a silence in the room, only your panting begin heard.That was until Steve spoke up.

“Your over me?”

“Oh god.” You slid of his back and rested your head on his back for second

“Wha? You're… You're over me? Over… me ? When were you under me?” Steve was having a really hard time understanding what was happening.

“Oh god..” You mumbled into your hands as you sat on the kitchen counter.

“Y/n, what? What’s going on? Please.” He begged.

“Well, basically for the longest time, I’ve had the feeling, for you.” You mumbled looking at your hands, not daring to look at Steve.

“You’ve.. Had feelings for me?”

“yeah so what, you’ve had feelings for me first!”

“Whoa, you know I had , I had, you know?” He couldn’t for a sentence.

“Yeah Bucky told me.”

“Bucky, when?”

“The night you left to DC, to be with sharon.”

“Y/n that was four months ago!” He ran his long fingers through his hair.”Oh god Sharon.” He had completely forgotten about her. Steve paced around the kitchen, mumbling things you didn’t quite get to hear. “And now what, now what? Your just over me?” He stopped right in front of you, his deep blue eyes staring right at you.

“Are you over me?”

But before he could answer you were interrupted by a cell phone ring, his cell phone.

“That’s Sharon.”

“Steve?”

“Hey Sharon.” He picked up the phone completely ignoring you.” Yeah, alright I’ll be right down.” He hung up the phone.

“Wait your leaving?” You hopped off the counter, man you really though he would stay.

“Well I mean, I have to, she’s waiting down stairs, she’s got a cab, she’s my girlfriend, I have to go. “

“Okay.”

“Cat.”

“What?”

“Were going to go get the cat.” Steve stated and he walked out.

“Your getting the cat.” You sighed going to meet up with your friends.

“I didn’t get the cat.” Steve barged into the gym room, startling you were the only one there.

“Oh that’s… that’s interesting.”

“No, no It’s not okay? Not at all, 100% not okay.”

“Okay, I get it Steve.”

“No, no you never had the right to tell me you had feelings for me!” His chest was rising and yours was mimicking his.

“What?” You snarled,” You don’t get to tell me what I can and I can’t so Steven, this isn’t 1930.”

“I was doing great with Sharon, before I found out.”

“Well I was doing a hell of a lot better as well Steve. You think it’s easy for me? To see you have her against every fucken wall of this tower.” You voice cracked, there was a sting on your throat and nose.

“Well you should have said something before I asked her out!”

“I didn’t know then, this isn’t like regular relationship, you know we have to put in work before our feelings, what if I told you and you didn't feel the same! How come you never said anything to me?” You jabbed your finger into his chest.

“There was never a good time.”

“Right, in the whole ten years of knowing each other there was never time, we only hung out every day!”

“Not..not every day..” His voice was much quieter this time.”Plus there was always someone around.”

“Hey there was only ever three guys in ten years, and what is your point in this?”

“The point is that I don’t need this right now. It’s too late, I’m with somebody else, I’m happy, this ship has sailed!”

“What, your just going to push these feelings away?” There was hot tears running down your face “Or whatever the fuck you felt?”

“I’ve been putting them away for ten years, I’ve gotten pretty damn good at it.”

“All right you go ahead and you do that!” You pointed towards the door,”You go do that, Steve, I don’t need your stupid ship.”

“Alright.” He slammed the door shut one again.

You turned back around and with all your strength you flung the punched off the punching bag into the ground a pile of sand quickly forming next to it.

Your chest rising and falling quickly you looked at the bag and wiped away your tears you turned away to see Steve standing at the door, staring you down. You froze in place, before he started to march his way to you, before you knew it he was in front of you, both staring into eachothers eyes before you threw yourself onto teacher, your lips met, his lips so soft, they fit so perfectly. Your hands wandering all over her hair, neck, and cheeks, his lips were so soft .You didn’t want to let another go.

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veronicalodgestylecompendium · 4 years

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Chapter Fourteen: A Kiss Before Dying

Season Two! Let’s do it!

We open on our girl lounging in bed, stil wearing Archie’s shirt, basking in the nights events. We can also notice here that her underwear matches her bra in colour, would we really expect anything else from Veronica Lodge?

Our first dream sequence from Mr Andrew’s traumatised mind. The gangs graduating and our girl shines in royal blue, a colour I would normally associate with her being with Betty. Here, I would think it has more to do with the Riverdale High school colours, especailly with the gold tassle on the hat. She seems to be wearing some kind of patterned white and black dress under it, but we never really see any details.

Back in the real world, and back in Archie’s shirt. Note the embossed diamond print on it. Very relevant for our girl. She also still has her pearls on. Clearly, those things come off for nobody and nothing. I love that she’s not even trying to hide her nights exploits from her Mother. She’s got her mimosa, chocolate almond croisant and a guys shirt on. This is her life now.

This is the outfit that she wears for the rest of the episode so lets go through it slowly. This coat, which is actually a blazer dress, is amazing and definitley fullfills my need for seeing Ronnie in some epic outerwear. I love the navy velvet texture of it, along with the blazer structure which is something we haven’t seen on our girl before.

The skirt is interesting. It’s the twin of the green skirt she wore in 103. The structure and pattern are very normal for Veronica. It’s the colour that throws me. We’e never seen Ronnie in red before, it’s definitley a departure from her usual jewel tones that she usually wears. What’s the significance of this? Possibly the red representing Archie and her continued support of him through out the episode? She’s showing her new girl friend prowess. It’s a great look on her. Also note her belt. It’s not a bow, but it is interlocking. Showing how two sides can come together to be one... Am I reaching here? Possibly.

Her shoes we’ve seen before, back in 110, the first time Ronnie and Archie had a moment that definied their relationship. This is a cute throw back by the costume department to show the connection between both moments.

Take a pause. Our gang is v. cute and suportive. Moving on.

I love the slight embellishment on this shirt. It’s subtle, but it takes what would normally be a plain black shirt, and Ronniefies it up. This is a much lower neck than we normally see on our girl. Exposed chest generally equals vunerability and she’s definitely that this episode. She’s trying her hardest to be the supportive girlfriend. She doesn’t want to run away when things are getting intense.

Case in point: Great girlfreind material.

Barley visable, black (?), lace (?) bra.

Can we count no clothes in an outfit analysis? I’m not sure, but note that the pearls have not gone anywhere. My previous statement stands.

Another dream sequence. Mr. Andrews has great taste in wedding outfits. I love the floral applique on this dress, along with the illusion neckline and button back. It’s classy and very Veronica. Also: Even Mr. Andrews appreciates that our girl can’t do anything with out her pearls.

Total: Five, including the no clothes outfit, because she still had on her pearls which are an outfit in themself.

Ted Baker Count: Still at nine. What will the new season bring us?

Tear Drop Necklace Appearance: Not as of yet.

Favourite Outfit: I mean, there’s really only the one choice.

#veronica lodge #2x1 #s2 #riverdale #riverdale style #riverdale clothes #riverdale fashion #veronicalodgestylecompendium

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juststrugglingwithstress · 4 years

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THE most basic description of my main characters

Leona Reed: an atheist lesbian ace, she is so Tired Of Men’s Shit, she knows a sad when she sees it, works at the Twisted Arrow (gay bar), she just wants a fucking sandwich, can and will break your nose, HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON’T LIKE YOUR GIRLFREIND but also 🎵sometimes i just wanna be lonely🎵

Eva Rotundi: she goes to a bar and orders a soda, wants to be a lawyer but needs to work on her self confidence a lot more, Boston Accent, cries if you yell at her, quick to assume

Brenda: she’s kinda really incredibly dumb, she is Christian and goes to church every day, but shes not real good at her bible, like as long as shes not doing something blatantly illegal she’s “Goin’ to heaven in the eyes of the Lord”, goes to a gay bar everyday but still hasnt figured out its a gay bar, she’s only starting to question why everyone she meets there is LGTBQ+, somehow has a southern accent despite living in NYC her whole life, her POV is most of this books comedy, not bc she’s funny she’s just really stupid

Mila DePaul: she just needs a hug, like mila puts up with a lot of shit, her DateMate is in love with someone else and she knows it, so her heart is kind of breaking into shattered pieces, shes going to be a therapist

James Armand: he is Gay, like glitter at a pride parade gay, he works at chick-fil-a and usually sends sad people who get milkshakes over to leona so they can get a shot of vodka in their milkshake, he’s the one you go to to get over a breakup, he wears sweaters all the time just bc the Aesthetic

Macy Newman: owner of The Twisted Arrow, she just divorced her husband (FINALLY), she wants kids but shes infertile so she just acts like Leona and her friends are her children, her mum passed away not too long ago, may or may not be involved in an assassination, you do not want to know what the stains on her jeans are

Alex Brunelli: RAGING bisexual, identifies with Dean Winchester, knows every word to the bro duet, walks around his dorm with no pants on, he and james hooked up once, they agreed to never speak of it again, leona Still Suspects

Kacey Russel: she actually lives in Boston, one of Eva’s friends though, so i decided that as long as she calls eva regularly she’s okay, anyways she’s questioning, and it’s tearing her apart, it’s one of those things where she’s like “but everYone accepted eva when she came out” “but that was EVA and she’s so much better than you”, she ends up accidentally coming out by wearing a shirt she bought on a whim that says “lets get one thing straight, IM NOT”, she commited murderwhen she was 11, she has ADD, and is the kind of person who’s like “WHAT!!!!!! it cannot be four am it was JUST 9pm”

ill have more son but im not done devloping all of them yet

#people who read all of thi #i applaud you #my characters #characters #basic descriptions #writing #im writing a book #if you want more details #just comment #or ask me #i have a fun fact

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debasiis-blog · 5 years

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Meeting a Perfect Girl : From the words of a physics nerd.

We are Nerds, basically some Science nerds. Now what do girls want from us if we are on a date? Some nice talk, romantic dinner at a beautiful restaurant, wearing a beautiful suit looking handsome of course nervous, making her feel how fortunate are you to meet her and the list goes on. And then driving her to home and a kiss. After that you met each other on a regular basis, couple of dates together, get to know each other and finally you became a couple. You have a girlfreind right! Looks easy, doesn’t it? But let me tell you, its the toughest thing for a nerd take a young physicist as a reference. Its like solving the toughest problem in their life, a problem you never saw before, never heard about it, never tried before. Hence a problem with zero knowledge and zero background. And now you have attained a age to try it, because you are 28 and your Mom & Dad wants a grandchild. Its humorous if you think. You literally devoted your life from the day you got interesed in that subject till now you become the one to get awarded for that subject. Everything is so cool. But then comes the begining of another phase of your life. YOUR LOVE LIFE. The difference. Before you visit different research labs discussing and arguing about the recent researches, Now you visit Malls discussing the price of shoes and dresses with the price, color and material, Before you visit AI Facilities looking at its hi-tech advanced gadgets dreaming to own it one day, and now you are stucked in a Furniture shop doing the same thing. Attending seminars by the rockstars of physics by some brilliant minds was your weekend plans, but now you are stuck in a Movie theatre watching the most devastating shit on the big screen with popcorns and pepsi. Its hard to say, but yes life doesn’t remain the same like before for a science nerd. A question? So inspite of all this how a nerd prepares for his love life? Answer is simple. Consult your freind, sorry did i say freind, i mean nerd freind. He will come up with his own theory of being single and how he is happy. Socially unsolvable. But Scientifically solved and Proven. Next step for learning. Of course Youtube. Thats actually a smart step. Thousands of LOVE GURUS over the internet. Learn from anyone and the best part is, its free. It will not ask for your girlfreinds sister phone number if it works, like a freind. Devoting about 12 hours of your day watching that shit, noting down the imporant points and finally you learnt what? How to make a girl so helpless but to reply yes on your proposal. It feels like harassment or something. And by doing this you own her, without arrest. Thats freaking confusing. But if you check my phone you will be shocked for sure. Not because of that Stephen Hawking Wallpaper on my phone but checking my youtube timeline. And the first video to come up will be -100 ways to propose a girl, some like How to make a girl fall in love? How to flirt with a girl for beginners, i mean, seriously beginners? what the hell? Its like prepairing for an exam, those are yours love gurus, and a date, its your test of LOVE. The test goes on for couple of months and the result you will get directly from the headmaster, you know what i mean? No grades. Just two words, Yes or No. Yes means you pass and no means you fail, try another. No matter how good you are as a physicists, no matter how brilliant you are, no matter what breakthrough you had made last night before the date. But when it comes to love, it doesn’t counts. So now from all of these I’m sure some might think I’m talking nuts and some will relate to it, or get afraid of it. Doing such a tough job and wasting so much of your valuable time is much worse than mailing your lifetime thesis work to Prof. Stephen Hawking without checking your Math. And then he said no. That no sounds, much better than a girls no, who is nothing but a stranger to me. So in our conclusion, two question arises here.1. Will we be single forever? Will we never have a girlfreind who like the way we are?2. Will we never get a chance to click a selfie with a preety girlfreind, to make our famous high school freinds jealous who took away our crush? To summarize will we meet our perfect girl?The answer is yes.We will. We will meet someone who definitely understand us, who belives that a boy with a gentle hairstyle, with a pair of big glasses, who doesn’t loves wearing tight jeans, but simple set of shirt and pants, doesn’t know what to say, feels nervous and shy near her, never talk with a girl before is not a weirdo, but he is just a BOY, like everybody else. He too have a heart, he too have feelings. Maybe she respects you more than you respect yourself, maybe she values you most than anything else. Maybe she Understands you more than you understand yourself. She is that PERFECT GIRL for you. She is there near you but just that time has not come. But soon it will. And that will be the happiest time of your life EVER.

Thank you for reading this. The thought strike in my mind while i was watching The Big Bang Theory Series, Season 9 Episode 8. Sheldon Cooper Played by Jim Parsons is a Physics nerd who has broke up with his girlfreind but eventually he sees her with someone else. So to make her jealous he thought of dating someone too. So he called his freinds to help him. They came with an idea of setting a puzzle game for the one who wants to date him. But eventually no one arrived at the last minute.

But one brilliant girl named Vanessa Benette played by Analeigh Tipton arrived and was willing to date him. She really likes Sheldons work.

#nerdfighters

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the-fiction-witch · 3 years

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Darth Duck

REAL LIFE SCANDAL COUPLE: TBS X REAER RATING: FUNNY + SUGGESTIVE

"Welcome... everyone to another Episode of Thomas and Y/n have taken to much of something and are now going to do something that's probably a bad idea" Y/n smiled as she sat in a mesh dress with a bright red and black bra and Thomas sat at the table beside her drinking vodka shirtless

"Welcome to drunk food reviewing"

"Not what we are doing?"

"Aren't we?"

"No Thomas"

"Ohhh... what are we doing?"

"Read the board Thomas"

"I can't... its over there. Read it to me y/n" he sighed laying on her shoulder

"We are doing the video we have to age restrict? remember Thomas?"

"Ooooooooohhhh the sexy video?"

"Yes, the sexy video, that's why you don't have a shirt on"

"... Did I remove my shirt? or did you do that?"

"You did that"

"They why don't I remember."

"Because of the state you are in sugar cube" she laughs kissing his head and patting his hair

"Can we get nuggets when we are done filming?" he whispered

"we have Nuggets? there on there way with the food bicycle man"

"Hurry Up food Man! I want tiny chicken shapes!" he complained

"I should probably get to the point?"

"Why? Sally will edit for us"

"We can't rely on sally"

"why not? I love sally, she had a great..... face"

"Does she? Incase you can't notice. We are half drunk and also... kinda stoned. Maybe a little tiny bit"

"You're stoned! I'm just drunk!"

"We have had... between us. Three bottles of wine. a bottle of whiskey and half a bottle of vodka. and then like a teaspoon of weed"

"I think it was like a cup of weed"

"it was a small pot, i smoke it because Thomas brought it back for me from his holiday in Holland, He did not smoke any, However he was in the room when I did. so I think you have like a baby contact high" she says "don't do drugs kids... but we are adults. ish. Kinda. Legally we are adults."

"I know you are but what am I?"

"This is the issue is that Thomas is a weird childish person anyway, and then you get him drunk and he becomes like six but a six year old who just read what all the swear words are, and when he's high... yeah this is what happens he just becomes like a weird whatever this is"

"Fight me bittch! I am the king!"

"Yes Thomas, yes you are" she laughs cuddling him "You wanna know what we are doing today? Or do you wanna sober up a little bit?"

"Tiny sober? while you explain the thing we are doing" he says leaving a moment

"We are reviewing weird sex toys I found online, Now if I sound way more together thats because I didn't drink as much becuase... I didn't want a repeat of the Barbie cake incident. and also because I think I have way more of a tolerance then Thomas does" she says as Thomas returned with a coffee "Better now?"

"Yes"

"Its the weed, that if fucking you up right now. it just makes me really calm and slow... you just fucking go off the bloody walls"

"Yes it is. so. show me the first sexy thing"

"I am the first sexy thing"

"Yes you are, you are very sexy, May I nuzzle with the boobs?"

"No"

"But I wanna"

"But you can't we are filming right now Thomas"

"But! Boob!"

"No boobs for you"

"Fine... I'll grope my own boobs" He sighed groping his own chest

"I think you are still too out of it to function"

"Im functioning, I have great tits"

"You do, you want the first toy or not?"

"Yes! bing it to me"

"Here you go" Y/n said putting a rubber duck on the table she clicked a button and this yellow duck began to vibrate across the table

"Who is this for? Becuase... I cannot stick my dick in it. and as far as I was aware that is the point of most male sex toys"

"Sticking your dick in it?"

"Sticking my dick in it" he says "To be fair I put my dick alot of places I probably shouldn't" he says looking at the toy

"You do. Like your ex girlfriend" she giggled

"Ooohhh that was a low blow"

"I assume for girls becuase... vibration"

"Guys like vibration too"

"Yeah but.. I think its for ladies Or just in general as a vibrator" she says "Rate this out of One to five climaxes?"

"Two, Its meh"

"I'd say three, just is nothing else because it amuses me"

"Like your exboyfreind"

"Bitch..." she sighed "Would you rather have thids duck then your rubber duck upstairs?"

"No, Becuase my ruber duck is amazing"

"Is he?"

"Yes! How dare you insult My duck" He says getting up a moment and when he returned he had a little bath duck dressed like Vader "He is darth Duck." "Darth Duck?"

"Yes. He murdered a group of eggs because of his brain washing and now has a deathboat that goes around destroying ponds"

"So you would rather have a tiny sith duck in your bathtub then this vibrating guy?"

"Yes I would"

"Okay... he comes home with me then"

"what's next?"

"This is an Egg Massager"

"I am Aware of these"

"Ohh are you?"

"I use to have on of these" "DId you? like seriously?"

"Yeah, its way smaller and easier to hide then like a full fleshlight, even like the fleshlights where its just the jelly plastic are hard to hide, hard to store, hard to clean, hard to travel with. so yes I got one of these and it is amazing! its not to big, not to small so it breaks, you can turn it inside out to clean it" He explained

"Thats on the internet now thomas"

"I know. I have crossed a line just being in this fucking video"

"so lets just say fuck it and jump over it?"

"The line has been crossed so Lets just run with it"

"Is this what a virgina feels like to men?" she asks sticking her fingers in it

"A little bit. as much as any male sex toy does. I have yet to stick my dick in a sex toy and actuly feels like a virgina. but thats not really the point. Its like I imagine vibrators and such like aren't really meant to feel like getting fucked. but you know if they feel like a dick then great"

"I get that yeah... this is like fourty pounds though?"

"Its worth it I think. As a man"

"How many orgasms out of five?"

"Four and a half orgasms"

"Better then your ex girlfreind?"

".... yes"

" this product is thomas aproved"

"Few sex toys recive that"

"Yeah becuse your boring and don't want sexy toys"

"I like sex toys. but I would rather just... have sex"

"okay so like not mastabation toys like partner toys?"

"Yeah" "Like handcuffs, lube, maybe like one of those vibes for men and ladies?"

"Yeah, more like that. I hope my ex doesn't find this video"

"Ohh she's gonna be mad at you"

"Also... My future children. If you are watching this and I birthed you please do not watch this"

"You birthed them? when did you grow a womb?"

"Yesterday"

"Moving on! you want some lube thomas?"

"Hit me with the lube"

"Here you go, its... strawberry flavoured" she says "You like strawberries thomas"

"I do, But I don't get the point"

"The point of lube?"

"No the point of it being flavoured" He says "I don't get that"

"Its for like... if I was for jerking you off and i needed lube I could use this and then after jerking you off for a while I could suck your dick and it would be strawberry flavoured"

"Or I guess... for eating out also? for the same reason"

"yeah for that. I hope there arent just people like eating lube. If so... Get help Because thats a problem" she says putting some on her arm and licking it "Its not bad, tastes like... strawberry chew its"

"Gimme" he says putting some on his hand "Okay frist it looses points for being bad lube"

"what?"

"This is shit lube y/n"

"How... how can you tell that?"

"rub it between your fingers, Now good lube you should be able to separate your hands and it should get stringy like it reaches between your hands"

"Like slime?"

"Yes like slime" he says "or put some on your hand good lube you should put your hand upside down and it shouldn't move it should stay on your hands"

"You have alot of lube kwnollage"

"I do." he says before having a lick of the lube "Where are you getting strawberry chew its? it tastes like strawberry cough syrup" He sighed "Do we have to do anymore? Can I go to bed?"

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