#ginger bitches

[f-arelos]

david foster wallace / @sloppjockey / clarice lispector / soccer mommy - cool / ginger snaps (2000) / @sweatermuppet / @sin-eater / @werewolfest / boygenius - bite the hand / mitski - cop car

#shout out to all the bitches #dogposting #web weaving #mitski #soccer mommy #art #poetry #clarice lispector #boygenius #ginger snaps

[suchawrathfullamb]

"will and hannibal would never be domestic!!" get your agenda head out of your ass and watch the show properly. they literally cooked a person together as if they were just having a casual cute little cooking date.

#slice the ginger bitch #hannibal would eat you #plus the chicken soup #plus will hallucinating them all dressed up having dinner pls PLS wake up and smell the domesticity #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

[devilsskettle]

The Slumber Party Massacre / Ginger Snaps / Yellowjackets / Stoker / Hayden Anhedönia / Twin Peaks / Twin Peaks / Boo, Bitch / American Horror Story / Lake Mungo / Hereditary / The Ring / Sharp Objects / Sharp Objects / Sharp Objects / The Autopsy of Jane Doe / Suspiria / Suspiria / Scream / Hannibal / Hannibal / Hannibal / True Detective / Penelope Scott / Aoko Matsudac

#horror #horroredit #slumber party massacre #ginger snaps #yellowjackets #stoker #hayden anhedönia #ethel cain #twin peaks #boo bitch #american horror story #lake mungo #hereditary #the ring #sharp objects #the autopsy of jane doe #suspiria #scream #hannibal #true detective #penelope scott #aoko matsudac #gore tw #long post #thinking about 'fridged women' #starting with literal fridged women then the ghosts/undead/living dead girls then the inciting incident/dead from the beginning girls #anyway #not to be morbid or whatever #EDITED to include hereditary

[dinoshimaaa]

Cabo

You and Ajax make dinner at nine PM together. (fluff, modern au)

masterpost - sher's bday

tag: @souglias

(this is a repost of an older work that didn't make it in tags lol)

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You register the warmth around you when you open your eyes, finding it to be both familiar and expected. The man squished between you and the backrest of the couch is still fast asleep, soft snoring in your ears slowly falling into the same rhythm as your heartbeat. Romeo, the orange tabby (and the undoubted king of the household) stays curled up between you and Ajax, but his eyes blink periodically, having woken up just before you did.

The phone reveals the time to be six in the evening when you extend your arm to check it. Turning back towards Ajax, you lightly pat his chest, “Wake up. We need to prepare dinner soon.”

“Mmh,” his chest rumbles, and his hold around your waist tightens. “Not now.”

“I’m hungry.”

Ajax’s eyes open. He stares at you for a second. Then he smiles and closes his eyes again. “No, you’re not.”

“I’m not,” you sigh and it comes out as laughter.

“Go back to sleep,” he shifts his head down, nose pressing into your neck. “We have all the time in the world.”

“Romeo might be hungry, though.” As if to prove you wrong, the orange tabby jumps down from the couch and nonchalantly pads towards the bedroom, possibly to hop on your bed and mess up the sheets before bedtime. The two of you watch him as he does so, and once he is out of sight, you face each other again. “Or maybe not.”

“See? No one to worry about,” he hums and gently pulls your head beneath his cheek. “Stay.”

You obey. Sleep catches you in its grasp once again, and the next time you wake up it is past nine. Your stomach is definitely growling by then, and Romeo is also pawing at the couch, upset that he has yet to receive his feast (canned tuna) for the night.

Ajax reluctantly joins you in the kitchen minutes after you pull out of his slackened grip. Wordlessly, he grabs the chopping board, but stills when he sees the instant ramen cups in your hands.

“It’s late,” you answer to his disapproving glance, “I don’t know about you, Gordon Ramsey, but I’d rather settle for a quick meal tonight than a full course meal I have to wait an hour for.”

“It’s bad for your health,” he walks over and presses his lips to your hair, “I literally cook quality meals for you for free. Do you have any idea how much Kaeya pays me to do that for him?”

You shrug. “You can do that tomorrow. I’m hungry now.”

Ajax grumbles and places the cutting board back to where it was. Then, he takes the ramen cups from your hands and pours just-boiled water into them in your stead. When he’s done, he sits next to you on the kitchen island and the both of you stare at the ramen cups.

“Romeo hasn’t eaten,” you break the comfortable silence. “Get the tuna for him.”

“Let’s get married.” Ajax replies. You turn to him with a deadpan look.

“We’re already as domestic as we can be,” he smiles and tilts his head. “We sleep in the same bed and house, I cook and clean for you, and you repay me with kisses and cuddles. Getting married won’t make a difference.”

“Romeo still hasn’t eaten.”

“I’m being serious,” his voice drops to a whisper now, and his eyes drop to your left hand. You are very aware of the heavy gaze on the empty fourth finger. “There’s no one else I’d rather wake up from a nap at nine PM and cook bland instant ramen and neglect our hungry cat because we were too busy bickering in the kitchen over dinner choices… with.”

The fatigue has gotten up to him, you think. You blame his abrupt decision on the sleep-lidded eyes and tousled ginger hair and his unsound mind still filled with fantasies from his slumber. You want to scold him about how important of a decision marriage is and why he shouldn’t carelessly throw the word around like he’s suggesting a movie night. You want to smack him head from the back for joking around and getting your hopes high for a split second.

And yet Ajax is never one to make hasty decisions with zero thought. Shyly, his eyes flit up to meet yours and the sincerity in them makes your heart skip a beat.

“I’ll buy you a ring.” he nervously adds, which is uncharacteristic of him. “Soon. I’ll buy your dream dress, book your dream location, and give you your dream wedding. All you have to do is say yes.”

He doesn’t need to prove himself with material worths, and you want to let him know that. You love him just as much as he loves you and possibly way more. Shifting your hand to link with his and squeeze it, you watch the way his eyes soften.

Ajax caresses your left ring finger. You give him the answer he is waiting for.

“Feed Romeo the tuna,” you answer, with all honesty, “And I’ll say yes.”

Your orange tabby has never had a better dinner before today.

#dinowrites #・ nouveau livre ˎˊ˗ #genshin #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #tartaglia #childe #tartaglia x reader #childe x reader #genshin impact childe #genshin impact tartaglia #childe genshin impact #tartaglia genshin impact #BITCH ASS HOE GINGER!!!!!!!!!! ur cool

[oifaaa]

I really do miss villain era Jason Todd sometimes like even tho it definitely had its flaws Jason was having so much fun and at the end of the day isn't that all that matters

#Dc #Jason todd #Like gaslighting dick into thinking he was ginger #Poisoning 50 other inmates while reading pride and prejudice #Just beating up Tim every other day #Jason was really like I'm a 19 years old drug lord and I'm gonna make that everyone's problem #But especially dicks and Bruce's #Where are my evil Jason fanfics #Boys I need them #Enough happy families #Enough sad boy Jason #I need some good old fashion bitch Jason #Truly making Gotham a worse place for Bruce to live in #Oifaaaposts

[rotomartsblog]

Little concept doodle of some redesigns for the Crumbs and Ginger

Helga and Gus look a bit too young woops

#I took inspo from strawberry shortcake because I’m a predictable bitch #if the designs look empty it because they are #they’ll have more details when I finalise them #I’ll be honest I don’t like the crumbs or ginger’s designs in canon #mostly because I’m sick of every German character wearing a drindl or lederhosen #and ginger’s is just disappointing I think #also a little lore change for context: helga and gus are siblings instead of cousins #rotomart #ever after high #eah #hansel and gretel #helga crumb #gus crumb #ginger breadhouse #eah ginger #eah helga #eah gus #ginger ever after high #helga ever after high #gus ever after high #tumblr is fucking with the colours so if it looks desaturated sorry lol!! #rotomart eah

[bimbobaggins69]

pink haired tori era <3

#me #the ends are peach bc ginger is a bitch to get out :(

[yourmumsc0ck]

Princess Rizznyra Targaryen first of her name

#those eyes were too much for our little lesbian queen in perpetual denial #exemplary homoerotic frenemyship where the blonde bitch is utterly unsubtle and the ginger lass is too gay to handle it #Rizznyra Targaryen first of her name Queen of the Andals Roynar and first men Lady of seven kingdoms and Protector of the Gays #alicent went through a whole body-shuddering gay panic experience in front of the entire small council #emma d'arcy knew what they were doing #rhaenyra targeryan #alicent hightower #rhaenicent #house of the dragon #hotd #emma d'arcy #olivia cooke #fuck otto hightower

[tooncraze]

I think scientists would have fun trying to study my brain.

Anyway here’s some talking Tom and friends as humans crap

These are my first pass at the main cast, and for the most part I’m pretty happy with them

These designs are old-ish and I’ve redesigned them a bit so that’ll be in my next post lmao

#TTAF #xenon a bitch tho #talking tom and friends #fanart #sketch #digital art #talking Tom #talking Ben #talking Hank #talking Ginger #talking Angela #talking Becca #talking Roy

[constellationgrayson]

To all my fellow bitches who kin any one of these three, just know I love you you are the best and you deserve the world. Also go to therapy

#reki #sk8 the infinity #lavi #dgm #d gray man #anzu hoshino #romantic killer #my ginger haired bitches who would lay down their lives for their friends #but who never seem to catch a fucking break #it’s me I’m bitches #I kin all three harder than I’ve ever kinned anyone

[sheri-da-goose]

Hear me out here,

Neil to Riko:

Naethan Apollo – You're Not Welcome

Tell me that is wrong. Fight me, put em up if you disagree. Tell me that this doesn't sum their relationship up.

#all for the game #the foxhole court #neil josten #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #kevin day #coach wymack #david wymack #aftg #aftg trilogy #riko moriyama #ichirou moriyama #gay bitch #naethan apollo #nathaniel wesninski #gay ginger boy with a Blondie boyfriend #Spotify

[sovamurka]

We're more similar than you might think, my dear enemy

#I like to call this picture 'Consequences of Sergey Razumovsky's actions or why we need to strangle the ginger bitch' #as much as I love him I'm still kinda baffled how easily fandom ignores the way he ruined both Altan and Lera's lives #in different yet similar ways #bubble comics #plague doctor #чумной доктор #zlatomaki #altanlera #златомаки #lera makarova #altan dagbaev

[remitergel]

KAHL!!!!

hi :) hi!!! Hi!! :) hi! !!! Hihihi !!! :) hi!!

Cartman wrote the tags

#south park #south park art #kyle broflovski #sp kyle #ginger bitch idk #also stupid Jew #umm gross

[darealsaltysam]

okay maybe i should actually make a separate post promoting it...

hi wynn tumblr!! i wrote a fic!! its about the twains!! i wanted to look at their dynamic as kids + sort of come up with why theo might be as big of a dickhead as he is. so i gave him trauma~

also, bak'al shows up and almost kills a child. so nothing out of the ordinary for him

here's the link! enjoy! :3

#wynncraft #theorick twain #mael twain #rickeo twain #dwendle twain #(me tagging them all as if im not the only person who cares about these stupid wizard siblings) #bak'al #<---- now THIS tag will get me some traction. bitches love that ginger

[michellemisfit]

I appreciate there is a lot going on in 02x02 Summer Loving.

Ian is worrying that his lack of geometry skill will mean he won’t get into West Point

Frank shares his wisdom that it’s not worth trying to better yourself, instead you should just move on and focus on something you’re good at.

Mickey is criticising Ian for the lack of leadership skill demonstrated in failing to get Frank to pay for his purchases.

Fandom is - understandably - preoccupied with Liking what I like don’t make me a bitch.

But just for a moment… can we focus on Ian’s complete and utter failure to retain information for longer than 45 seconds?

Linda asks for a cheese sandwich, cheddar without mustard.

Lip interrupts and asks for Ian and Mickey’s help loading some cases of pop.

When Ian returns to the front desk this is what he brings with him…

This complete and utter lack of attention to detail may be more of a problem in the army… 😆

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Okay, editing this to give Ian a break, because it seems that Linda asks for ‘cheddar with hot mustard’, so good on him for getting that right. However my way is funnier! haha

#😆😆😆 #silly ginger puppy #the instructions were SO SIMPLE #Ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #liking what I like don’t make me a bitch

[mistergreatbones]

Hey why the fuck do the clones have brown hair all of a sudden?

#unwhitewash the bad batch #sw the bad batch #starwars the bad batch #the bad batch #star wars tbb #sw tbb #tbb #tbb season 3 #star wars clones #it’s better than in tcw where they made the cadets ginger BUT STILL #bones' bitching hours