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cinaed · 1 year
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September/October 2022 Monthly Media
* = Rewatch/reread
Anime/Cartoons
Bob's Burgers 13.01-13.05
Dead End: Paranormal Park 2.01-2.10
Star Trek: Lower Decks 1.01-2.10
Books
Westmark by Lloyd Alexander*
Kestrel by Lloyd Aleander*
The Beggar Queen by Lloyd Alexander*
Uncommon Charm by Emily Bergslien and Kat Weaver
The Body in the Library by Agatha Christie*
Razorblade Tears by S. A. Cosby
Indigo Springs by A.M. Dellamonica
Ten Steps to Nanette by Hannah Gadsby
The Once and Future Witches by Alix E. Harrow
The Hollow Places by T. Kingfisher
A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking by T. Kingfisher
Be the Serpent by Seanan McGuire
Melusine by Sarah Monette
Nona the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir
Never Have I Ever by Isabel Yap
Manga/Comics
Ducks: Two Years in the Oil Sands by Kate Beaton
I Think Our Son Is Gay Volume 1-3 by Okura
Deadendia: The Watcher's Crown by Hamish Steele
Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun 9-10 by Izumi Tsubaki
The Four of Them (ongoing webcomic)
Oglaf (ongoing webcomic)
Order of the Stick (ongoing webcomic)
Wilde Life (ongoing webcomic)
Movies
Catherine Called Birdy (2022)
The Lost City (2022)
Podcasts
Dungeons and Daddies
Meddling Adults
Not Another D&D Podcast
TV Shows/Web Series
Andor 1.01-1.07
A League of Their Own 1.01-1.08
Critical Role 3.32-3.38
Dimension 20: A Court of Fey and Flowers 1.06-10.10
Ghosts CBS 2.01-2.05
Masterchef 12.18-12.20
Survivor 43.01-43.06
Video Games
80 Days
Arcade Spirits
Heirs & Graces
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fnmanning · 3 years
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Black Cats and Bad Mood Boards
Black Cats and Bad Mood Boards
Hello, is this Moodboards Anonymous? My name is F.N. Manning, and I’m addicted to moodboards. Oh, this isn’t Moodboards Anonymous? And that support group doesn’t exist? That’s fair. As you might have guessed, I enjoy making mood boards, which I put as one word in every instance before this one, but I get the red squigglies so now I’m changing my mind. This is for my new adult fantasy novel, that…
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lgbtqreads · 5 years
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Fave Five: New and Upcoming Witches in YA
Fave Five: New and Upcoming Witches in YA
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For even more YA witches, click here. And yes, this post has seven 2019-20s, not just five. What can I say? We’ve been blessed.
The Lost Coast by Amy Rose Capetta
These Witches Don’t Burn by Isabel Sterling (sequel coming in 2020)
Mooncakes by Suzanne Walker and Wendy Xu
Witches of Ash and Ruin by E. Latimer (Upcoming in 2020)
When We Were Magic by Sarah Gailey (Upcoming in 2020)
The Mermaid, The…
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neverhollowed · 5 years
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The Wize Wize Beasts Of The Wizarding Wisdoms - Nagabe
review here
Winter Have: The Fall - X. Aratare
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Soundtrack: Pet Artist: A Perfect Circle Album: Thirteenth Step
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movie features: Fyra Al Till (Four More Years) watch trailer here
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alex-of-dinosaur · 7 years
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Please give a note on this post if you would read
If I wrote a book about 2 gay witches in a school for witches and wizards who are avoiding being captured and tortured by selfish humans who would read it?
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ciphertext-x · 5 years
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LGBTQIA+ books!
Pride month is coming up, and my eyes are peeled for more LGBTQIA+ books! In the meantime, here’s my current list. I haven’t read all of these, in fact I’ve only read a small portion of them, but all of them are either queer-centric, or have side characters representing. For the ones I’ve not read myself, my info comes only from what I’ve heard other people say! Also, I’m not necessarily saying that all of these books are good, but they have that representation we so crave!
If you know of any more, feel free to add them!
Long post, so rest is below the cut. Links go to Goodreads so you can read more info, but I’ll put some keywords along with them along with any trigger warnings I know of.
Adrift by Isabelle Adler The main character is gay OR bisexual, OR it may be that someone is gay and someone is bi. I haven’t read this one. Sci-fi, action, adventure, aliens, pirates
And I Darken by Kiersten White One of the main siblings is gay. YA, historical fantasy, romance, royalty, war, diverse
Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Sáenz (most of Sáenz’s stuff is queer) Both main characters are gay. YA, romance, 80′s, Mexican-American, homophobia, hate crime, injury
Ash by Malinda Lo Main character is bisexual. YA, romance, fantasy, Cinderella retelling, fairy, hunter, royalty
The Bone Season by Samantha Shannon A side character and the temporary object of the main character’s affections is gay. YA, urban fantasy, sci-fi, dystopia, London, clairvoyants, gangs, supernatural race, enslavement, violence, abuse
Boy Meets Boy by David Levithan Main character is gay. A side character is a transgender female. YA, contemporary, romance, high school
Boy Meets Hamster by Birdie Milano Main character is gay. His best friend is a bisexual mixed race chubby girl. One of his love interests is black. Teen fiction/middle-grade, contemporary, romance, summer, disaster gay, homophobia, ableism, holiday park
Breaking His Spell by Foster Bridget Cassidy The main character and the prince are both gay. Fantasy, romance, Sleeping Beauty retelling, immortality, royalty, fake relationship, dragons
Captive Prince by C S Pacat The main character is a pleasure slave to another man. Historical fantasy, dark romance, adult, slavery, sexual assault and non-con, royalty, war
Carry On by Rainbow Rowell Main character is bisexual. His male love interest is gay. YA, humour, fantasy, romance, Harry Potter, vampire, wizard, enemies-to-lovers
The Cruel Prince by Holly Black Main character’s sister is bisexual. YA, fantasy, royalty, politics, fairies, murder
A Curse So Dark and Lonely by Brigid Kemmerer Main character’s brother is gay and in a relationship with a black boy. YA, contemporary & fantasy, Beauty & the Beast retelling, royalty, politics, disabled main character
A Darker Shade of Magic by V E Schwab One of the side characters is genderfluid. The prince is bisexual. Fantasy, parallel worlds, war, smuggler
The Deadly Nightshade by Justine Ashford One of the main characters is asexual. Sci-fi, futuristic, dystopia, war, gangs, humanity, violence, friendship
Dragonoak by Sam Farren Main character is a lesbian. Fantasy, adventure, knights, dark magic, secrets
Draw the Line by Laurent Linn Main character is gay. YA, contemporary, illustrated, homophobia, hate crime, Texas
Enemies Like These by P K Gardner Not sure about this one, there’s not a lot of information out there about it, but it’s tagged LGBT everywhere. Sci-fi, superheroes
Every Heart A Doorway by Seanan McGuire One of the main characters is asexual. One of the main character’s is transgender. YA, fantasy, mystery, murder, boarding school
Fourth World by Lyssa Chiavari Both main characters are asexual. One is demisexual. YA, sci-fi, dystopia, space, planet is dying, aliens
The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee Main character is bisexual. YA, historical, romance, Europe, roguish passions, responsibilities
Girls of Paper and Fire by Natasha Ngan Main character is a lesbian and gets into a romance with another girl. YA, historical fantasy, romance, politics, rebellion, demons, concubines, sexual assault, abuse, Asian-inspired
The Gloaming by Kirsty Logan Main character develops romantic feelings towards another girl. Fantasy, magical realism, mermaids, romance, Scotland
Good Angel by A M Blaushild Main character is AroAce (and there’s a host of other queer rep). YA, fantasy, university, heaven and hell, angels and demons
Gracefully Grayson by Ami Polonsky Main character is a very young transgender girl. Middle-grade/teen fiction, contemporary, identity, school
The Hazel Wood by Melissa Albert A lesbian couple appear in the second half of the book to assist the main characters. YA, urban fantasy, horror, fairytale, mystery
Heels Over Head by Elyse Springer Main character is closeted gay. His love interest is gay. Contemporary, new adult, sports, diving, water, opposites attract
Hello World by Tiffany Rose & Alexandra Tauber Main character is asexual. Sci-fi, thriller, hacker, human data chips, human trafficking, corrupt corporation
History Is All You Left Me by Adam Silvera Main character is gay. YA, contemporary, mental illness, sad, death, grief, romance
I’ll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson One of the main characters is gay. YA, contemporary, romance, siblings, drifting apart
The Inexplicable Logic of My Life by Benjamin Alire Sáenz One of the main characters lives with his adoptive gay father. YA, contemporary, Mexican-American main characters, loss, grief, identity
Just Juliet by Charlotte Reagan Main character is bisexual. Her love interest is a lesbian. YA, contemporary, romance, high school
The Last Chronomancer by Reilyn J Hardy Main character is AroAce. One of the side characters is genderfluid. Fantasy, adventure, curses, supernatural creatures
Let’s Talk About Love by Claire Kann Main character is asexual and biromantic (and black). YA, contemporary, romance, college, Japanese love interest
The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet by Becky Chambers One of the main characters winds up in a lesbian relationship with an alien who is pansexual. One character uses they/them pronouns, but is not explicitly non-binary. YA, sci-fi, space opera, adventure, running from the past, aliens, war, racism, found family, Dwarfism, Artificial Intelligence, romance
The Miseducation of Cameron Post by Emily M Danforth Main character is a lesbian. YA, contemporary, conservative character, religion, conversion therapy?
More Happy Than Not by Adam Silvera Main character is either bisexual or gay. YA, contemporary, romance, sad, suicide, homophobia, depression
More Than This by Patrick Ness Main character is gay. YA, sci-fi, death, afterlife, mystery, dystopia
Noah Can’t Even by Simon James Green The main character and his best friend kiss and end up together in the end only after a lot of soul-searching. Teen fiction/middle-grade, contemporary, romance, comedy, high school
Nocturna by Maya Motayne At least one queer side character (this book is very new, so I can’t find details) YA, fantasy, dark magic, Latinx-inspired, loss, abuse
Of Fire and Stars by Audrey Coulthurst Main character is either a lesbian or is bisexual. YA, fantasy, royalty, arranged marriage, assassination
Once & Future by Amy Rose Capetta & Cori McCarthy Main character is pansexual, she has two mothers. One side character is genderfluid. One side character is gay.  YA, fantasy, sci-fi, King Arthur retelling, racially diverse, disabled side character, space, interdimensional travel, war, politics
Our Bloody Pearl by D N Bryn The siren character is non-binary (they/them) however it’s noted that humans can be non-binary too. One character is asexual. One character is a lesbian. Fantasy, pirates, romance, mermaids, steampunk, sci-fi, New Adult, found family
The Pardoner’s Tale by Morgan Ferdinand Main character is asexual. Urban fantasy, paranormal, vampires, werewolves, exorcist, monster-slayer
Peter Darling by Austin Chant Main character is a transgender male and gay. His love interest is gay. Fantasy, romance, historical, Peter Pan retelling, pirates, NeverLand, fairies, merpeople
Picture Us in the Light by Kelly Loy Gilbert Main character is gay.  YA, contemporary, adoption, anxiety, mental illness, grief, suicide, Asian-American characters
Radio Silence by Alice Oseman Bisexual (and biracial) main character. Her best friend is gay and demisexual. I’m told that MOST characters in this book are LGBTQIA+ and that includes asexual! YA, contemporary, identity, diversity, friendship, mental illness
Release by Patrick Ness Main character is gay. YA, paranormal, thriller, mystery, contemporary, sexual assault, drugs, murder
The Rest of Us Just Live Here by Patrick Ness Honestly don’t know about this one, but I hear it does have something. YA, fantasy/sci-fi, superheroes, Chosen One
Showers Flowers and Fangs by Aidan Wayne Main character is a gay transgender male. His love interest is gay. YA, urban fantasy, romance, mythical/supernatural creatures (mainly fairy, vampire, and witch), menstruation, abuse
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli Main character is gay. YA, contemporary, romance, high school, Love Simon, blackmail, Tumblr, secret identity
The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller Main character is in a relationship with another man. Historical, Iliad retelling, Greek mythology, war, Gods and Goddesses
Stake Sauce by RoAnna Sylver Main character is grey-aro-ace, transgender, and gay. One of the side characters is AroAce. A few are in a polyamorous relationship. Literally all side characters are queer. YA, urban fantasy, vampires, mental health, disabled main character, PTSD, chubby vampire, chronic pain
The Storm Crow by Kalyn Josephson Main character’s female best friend spends the book crushing heavily on another girl. One of the minor side villains is gay and has a boyfriend. The main character’s mother (a queen) reportedly courted another girl in her youth. YA, fantasy, romance, royalty/politics, arranged marriage, depression, PTSD
Teeth by Zaya Feli There is an MLM romance. Someone is asexual. YA, historical, fantasy, Vikings
These Rebel Waves by Sara Raasch One of the three main characters is gay and in a relationship. YA, fantasy, politics, religion, royalty, botanical magic, pirates, steampunk, PTSD, secrets and lies, trust, racism, ignorance
They Both Die At the End by Adam Silvera One of the main characters is described as queer. The other is bisexual, and Cuban-American. YA, contemporary, romance, sad, death, speculative fiction
The Upside of Unrequited by Becky Albertalli Main character’s sister is a lesbian. YA, contemporary, romance, chubby protagonist, high school, crushes
We Are the Ants by Shaun David Hutchinson The main character is gay. YA, sci-fi, aliens and abductions, the world is ending, suicide
We Set the Dark on Fire by Tehlor Kay Mejia The main character is in a lesbian relationship. YA, politics, spies, school, Latina, dystopia
What If It’s Us by Becky Albertalli & Adam Silvera Both main characters are gay (one of them is Puerto Rican). A side character is bioromantic asexual (her exact words). YA, romance, contemporary, humour, summer, disaster gay, first time
Wicked Like a Wildfire by Lana Popovic One of the sisters is in a lesbian relationship. YA, fantasy, forbidden love, secrets
Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green & David Levithan One of the Wills is gay. YA, contemporary, humour, coming of age, friendship
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vote on what fanfic i’ll write
hello it’s your local superhero horrible-at-making-decisions-person
anyway i want to start writing a longer dghda fanfic but i have to many so i will just list them and let you decide
do you want:
Punk Wizard of Oz AU with Amanda as Dorothy (Witch Duels, Witch Duels!) (Also I Can’t Decide If She Meets the Rowdy 3 (I Just Think They’re All Platonic Soulmates) Or If She Meets Dirk as the Scarecrow, Todd as the Tin Man, and Farah as the Cowardly Lion (They Fit So Well!)) (Also Oz Is Real)
The Reverse AU I was Gonna Write for the Big Bang But Then Didn’t, With Todd as the Unwilling Psychic “Fake” Paranormal Investigator Whose Bullshit Conman Theories Always Turn Out to be True and Dirk as the Normal Human Sunny-Side-Up Private Eye (Also There’s Ghosts)
A Hobbit AU Except it Doesn’t Take Place in Tolkien’s Fantasy World, It’s Just the Plot of The Hobbit But in the DGHDA World With Those Characters Cause I Suck at Plots (Amanda is Gandalf, Todd’s Bilbo, the Holistics are the Dwarves and They Want Todd to be Their Man on the Inside When They Take Over Blackwing)
The Same General “Plot AU” Thing, But With Tangled (Dirk is Rapunzel)
Some Vaguely Defined Night Vale AU (Where They All Live In Night Vale and Maybe Deep Thought is Involved But He’s Shitty?) Which May or May Not Be Narrated By “The Voice on the Radio” Who May or May Not Be Douglas Adams, With Occasional Flashes Sideways to Alternate Universes Where Each of the Characters are the Voice of Night Vale
Harry Potter AU Where Farah Gets a Letter Completely Out of the Blue Asking for the List of Teachers who are Teaching at Her Magic School (The School is at the Spring Mansion and Used to be Zachariah Webb’s) so Farah has to Get Some Teachers Quick and Ends Up With a Bunch of Idiots (Dirk Teaches Divination, But the Way He Teaches It is Basically That Joke About How Ron is Accidentally a Divination Genius) (Also Estevez and Zimmerfield Might Be School Inspectors? There Are Definitely Inspectors) (Also Tina Teaches Potions)
An AU Mostly Based on Priest Talking About Sacrificing People to Project Incubus, In This One The Holistics are All Gods and Blackwing is Like the Main Temple Where the Priests Have Captured the Gods to Try and Make Them Be More Reliable, Todd and Amanda are On Parole Maybe and They Go Undercover at the Temple to Find Out What’s Going On, Might Reference That Ancient Rome AU There Was a Few Years Ago? Also I Feel Like the Mood of This Story Would Be Kinda Like That Night Vale Tweet That’s Like “Believe in yourself. You are an ancient, absent god, discussed only rarely by literary scholars. So if you don’t believe, no one will.” But My Brain Might Be Trying to Make Another Story That’s More Specifically Based on That Quote? Idk Guys, I’m Tired and Gay
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tsunflowers · 6 years
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Dangen and Akira/Yukari
who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter: they’re actually both werewolves and both hunters. dan’s been successfully hiding his werewolf identity for years now (bc he kills anyone who finds out, basically) when he takes on gen as an apprentice knowing that gen is a werewolf who wants to learn to control himself. but eventually dan has to transform and save him so he finds out
who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman: dan is a grizzled old merman who got a big chunk of his tail fin torn off in a fight so he can’t swim too good anymore and gen is trying to make him a prosthetic tail but dan keeps coming back saying all the prototypes didn’t work. actually they work fine he just wants an excuse to see gen
who’s the witch and who’s the familiar: dan is a mean old wizard and gen is like a homunculus he created and everyones like wow you treat your homunculus like shit but I guess it’s ok bc he’s not a real human
who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict: gen’s the only barista who’s willing to serve the guy who comes in every day as the place opens, orders black coffee, and yells at you if you’re too slow
who’s the professor and who’s the TA: dan’s the prof and gen’s the ta, obviously. they teach… something that involves a lot of fieldwork so they take their students out and dan sits in the back of a truck yelling and gen stomps around in the mud in waders having the time of his life
who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss): they’re really both knights, or they will be once gen finishes his training and stops being dan’s squire
who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent: dan’s the single parent bc he might as well be in canon. gen is the extremely passionate young teacher who zero adores
who’s the writer and who’s the editor: gen’s a journalist who covers like, crime and stuff, and dan’s a former journalist who got a ton of awards for his war coverage before being injured and becoming an editor
who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter: akira’s a werewolf but yukari’s more of a “paranormal investigator.” akira’s been hearing rumors of the things yukari’s been doing to clean up the city’s magical underworld and she’s worried but when they meet yukari actually ends up helping her out and she’s like “I wouldn’t want to get on the bad side of a big bad wolf like you” and akira’s like “??/? gay noises”
who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman: yukari’s a mermaid but akira’s a pearl diver. yukari starts bringing her pearls trying to court her but akira won’t accept them bc she wants to make money off her own work and yukari’s like “humans are so strange”
who’s the witch and who’s the familiar: witch yukari. she’ll put a curse on you like it’s nothing but she won’t let sick children pay for her remedies. akira is a handsome woman who turns into a dog big enough that yukari can ride sidesaddle on her back
who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict: akira’s the barista. yukari orders something new every time with weird and complex substitutions but akira faithfully makes it for her and she thinks it’s so cute
who’s the professor and who’s the TA: I actually want them to both be chorou’s grad students who have to take over his class when he dies
who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss): this is canon
who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent: single parent akira is cute and all but consider single mom yukari whose rich husband died under mysterious circumstances and she has no idea how to raise a kid but she tries her best. akira’s like “your daughter says you drink out of crystal goblets” and yukari’s like “only the best for my petit macaron”
who’s the writer and who’s the editor: yukari writes fashion columns and akira edits them
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drchristineputnam · 7 years
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M/M romance recs
Here’s a list of my favourites! Organised by genre, with very broad summaries. All of them have HEA, all the m/m romances are the central ones. 
Names in bold have POC protagonists, names in cursive have disabled protagonists (be it physical disability, mental illness or chronic illness). In series with multiple couples, it’s usually one or more.
Feel free to ask me about triggers for any of them!
Historical:
Soldier’s Scoundrel by Cat Sebastian
Disabled regency war vet aristocrat decides to hang around a self-proclaimed ex-criminal helping those who need help. Said ex-criminal tries not to be charmed, ends up catching feelings instead
The Lawrence Browne Affair by Cat Sebastian
Confidence artist grows a conscience and angers dangerous people, so he needs to pose as a secretary to a scientifically minded, but eccentric Lord. Really beautiful portrayal of people on autistic spectrum and anxiety.
The Ruin of a Rake by Cat Sebastian
Posh and straight-laced gentleman has to help a famous scoundrel aristocrat to restore his image after a raunchy novel supposedly based on his exploits gets published. Contains ridiculous amounts of adorable kittens, tasty pastries and also wonderful portrayal of chronic illnesses
Sins of the Cities by KJ Charles
Trilogy set in victorian London, during the horrible London Fog of 1873. Three wonderful and diverse couples (one is half-indian with dyspraxia, one is non-binary, one was born with partial arm, one is near-sighted), murder mystery, fake mediums, lost earls, intrigue! It’s so good 
Wanted, a Gentleman by KJ Charles
A delightful and frankly hilarious regency romp through British countryside. An unlikely couple of men need to travel to Gretna Green to save a young girl from potentially dangerous marriage. One of the protagonists is a black ex-slave merchant and the book touches upon his experiences (very respectfully!)
Society of Gentlemen by KJ Charles
A Society of gentlemen who like other gentlemen, centered around Lord Richard Vane and his friends and acquitances. Set during the radical uprising during the Regency, it has everything- friendships and families, sedition, intrigue, bookstores and good wine, valets being the mightiest strategists and amazing lovable radicals. This trilogy is honestly my favourite thing EVER.
Think of England by KJ Charles
Wounded during the Boer war, seemingly because of treason and betrayal, Archie Curtis sets off to a countryside mansion to get to the bottom of the matter. Completely unprepared for the task, he teams up with Daniel da Silva, the elegant jewish poet, who is much more capable than he seems. Absolutely delightful <333
HISTORICAL PARANORMAL
Whyborne and Griffin series by Jordan L. Hawk
The adventures of a shy sorcerer linguistic nerd, his detective husband, the most badass lady archeologist (the actual love of my life) and more, as they save the world from otherworldly beings bent on destroying it. Will make you cry about found families, strong and wonderful friendships and broken people finding strength in each other. Has magic, archeology, monsters, reluctant travels, lesbian warrior fishes and the best ginger cat in the world.
Hexworld series by Jordan L. Hawk
Turn of the century New York witch detectives and their familiars must fight to uncover a conspiracy plan to change the world. Really amazing worldbuilding, the magic system is very cool and it will make you furious about the treatment of familiars. The familiars are, generally speaking, fucking hilarious.
A Charm of Magpies by KJ Charles
Filthy-mouthed dominant earl falls in love with a stubborn and heroic wizard, together they create magic. A lot of people want that magic though, and it gets ugly. First KJ book I’ve ever read and I fell in love instantly. Has two more books set in the same universe with different protagonists and those are also amazing. (Rag and Bone is the one with black protagonist)
A Death by Silver by Melissa Scott and Amy Griswold
University-era friends need to figure out their confused emotions, while investigating a murder that brings out bad memories. Very good and soft, with even a better sequel
Downtime by Tamara Allen
When in London for a case, FBI agent gets sent back in time to Victorian London. While there, he finds out magic is real. Decides that since he’s there anyway, might as well investigate who Jack the Ripper was. Very sweet and soft
Restless Spirits by Jordan L. Hawk
A medium and a scientist bent on proving said medium to be a fraud get chosen to be in a contest to prove which side is better. They end up having to team up to save lives of people around.
The Secret Casebook of Simon Feximal by KJ Charles
Journalist and writer Robert Caldwell has been a close friend and lover of ghost hunter Simon Feximal for years and has been chronicling their adventures. Now, he finally writes the true story of their life together. Warning: this book will absolutely ruin you for years to come. You will be a mess whenever you think of the book and you will enjoy every second of it.
Green Men by KJ Charles
Set in the world of The Secret Casebook of Simon Feximal. Only few years after WW1, Britain is still recovering from the war. Having lost an entire generation of youth and most of the sorcerers the country had, those left are completely unprepared for what’s to come. Wonderful characters, the softest romance I’ve read possibly ever and beautifully melancholic. Best KJ book, in my opinion.
CONTEMPORARY
Shadow of the Templar by M. Chandler
FBI agent and his team are tasked with catching a famous international art thief, they end up kinda sorta accidentally adopting him instead. One of the funniest series I’ve ever read, honestly.
Cut&Run by Abigail Roux and Madeleine Urban
The incredible adventures on an unlikely pair of FBI agents go from enemies to lovers. Includes serial killers, undercover luxury yacht trips, tiger trafficking, drugs, marine buddies and one of the genuinely best character developments I’ve read. Warning, the first book is a bit shit. The rest is absolutely incredible though.
The General and the Horse-lord by Sarah Black
Retired ex-military lovers need to figure out what to do with their relationship, now that they’re civillians. A soft look at older gay people still figuring out their sexuality.
The Foxhole Court by Nora Sakavic
Neil Josten is on the run from his mafia murderous father and gets signed up for a professional college sports team, while people are still after him. It’s a really powerful emotional journey, but contains a large amount of a very triggering content, so be safe please.
 CONTEMPORARY PARANORMAL
THIRDS series by Charlie Cochet
FBI like team consisting of shifters and their partners must investigate conspiracy and threats against the new shifter population. Ridiculously hilarious at times, absolutely heartbreaking at other.
Deep Magic by Gillian St. Kevern
A story steeped in welsh folklore, with beautiful mermaid princes and knights who will save them. Shows the power stories have to change our lives. Plus it’s free so what are you waiting for?
Psycop series by Jordan Castillo Price
A medium detective and his partner investigate a series of supernatural crimes. People are horrible, corporations are horrible, ghosts are horrible and lbr, everything is kinda horrible, but it gets better.
Wriggle and Sparkle by Megan Derr
The adventures of Lynn the Kraken shifter and Anderson the unicorn shifters, their detective careers, and their life together. Honestly adorable. And when I say adorable, I mean sparkles-on-rainbow-filled-cupcake kind of adorable. Also, Lynn’s gender-presentation is fluid and it’s absolutely wonderful.
FANTASY
Captive Prince by C.S. Pacat
Prince gets betrayed and sent as a slave to his sworn enemy, they end up working together to save their countries and fall in love. The best enemies to lovers example. Has amazing and complex politics, unreliable narrator and great worldbuilding. You’ve probably already heard of this book, but if you’re worried about triggers, please ask someone who actually read it, because there’s a lot of misinformation flying around.
Nightrunner series by Lynn Flewelling
The fantasy series of your dreams. There is ancient evil being revived, war is coming, everyone is bisexual and the kingdom is ruled by an ancient line of warrior queens. Everyone is wonderful and charming, characters are complex and the story will make you laugh and cry.
The God Eaters by Jesse Hajicek
Western-style world, where gods are reborn as humans, and one of them tried to control the whole world. It doesn’t go exactly as he planned.
Lord of the White Hell by Ginn Hale
Teenage genius inventor gets accepted to a prestigious boarding school in enemy territory. His room-mate might be demon-possesed and there’s some evil magic lurking around.
Champion of the Scarlet Wolf by Ginn Hale
Somewhat sequel to Lord of the White Hell. Disgraced noble travels to a faraway country, where he saves an injured dog. Turns out the dog isn’t just a dog, magic is everywhere around them and there’s a witch war coming.
Fairytales Slashed vol. 1 by Megan Derr
A collection of gay fairy tales. All kinds of stories with all kinds of characters (my favourite one is the one with the jester <333)
Dance with the Devil by Megan Derr
Adventures of half-ghost detective, his demon husband, imp partner, witch colleague and a vampire. Really cute and intriguing, with mysteries and conspiracies.
Dance in the Dark by Megan Derr
Set in the same universe as Dance with the Devil (there’s an entire series). Human son of a dracula becomes a detective, moves out to the city to help others, and gains a lover who only visits him in the dark.
The Rapier Brothers by Megan Derr
A collection of short stories centered around swordsmen. Three different couples, three really cute stories. Love it.
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Books Owned But Unread
Fiction:
Joe Hill - The Fireman
Patricia Highsmith - The Talented Mr Ripley
Emma Cline - Girls
Kirsty Logan - The Gracekeepers
Seth Patrick - Lost Souls
Slyvain Neuval - Waking Gods
Mark Z. Danielewski - The Familiar Vol 1
Graeme Macrae Burnet - His Bloody Project
Austin Wright - Tony & Susan
Patricia Highsmith - Carol
Darcie Wilder - Literally Show Me A Healthy Person
Tracy Chevalier - New Boy
Andy Weir - Artemis
Michelle Paver - Dark Matter
Robert Daws - The Posisoned Rock
Laura Lam - False Hearts
Italo Calvino - If On A Winter’s Night A Traveler
Megan Bradbury - Everyone Is Watching
Sunil Yapa - Your Heart Is A Muscle the Size of A Fist
George R.R. Martin - A Clash of Kings
Sarah Moss - The Tidal Zone
Matthew Blakstad - Lucky Ghost
Toni Morrison - Tar Baby
Jeff Vandermeer - Annihilation
Colson Whitehead - Zone One
Kathy Reichs - Death Du Jour
Ann Cleeves - The Crow Trap
Ward Moore - Bring the Jubilee
Lisa McInerney - The Glorious Heresies
Chuck Palahniuk - Haunted
Michael Crichton - State of Fear
Neil Gaiman - How the Marguis Got His Coat Back
Agatha Christie - The Double Clue
James Patterson - NYPD Red 2
Maud Pember Reeves - Round About A Pound A Week
Paul Torday - Salmon Fishing In the Yemen
Jonathan Safran Foer - Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
Daniel H Wilson - Robopocalypse
Yann Martel - Life of Pi
David Wong - John Dies At the End
Lauren Weisberger - The Devil Wears Prada
James Joyce - A Portrait of the Artist As A Young Man
John Ajvide Lindquist - Let the Right One In
Gregory Maguire - Wicked
Richard Yates - Revolutionary Road
Paul Beatty - The Sellout
Jane Shemilt - Daughter
Jane Isaac - The Truth Will Out
Karin Slaughter - Genesis
S.K. Tremayne - The Fire Child
Isaac Marion - The Burning World
Adrien Bosc - Constellation
Laura Power - Air-Born
Laura Power - Earth-Bound
Keith DeCandido - House of Cards
Wayne Simmons - Flu
Harper Lee - Go Set A Watchman
Dean Koontz - The City
Charlotte Bronte - Jane Eyre
Ali Smith - The Accidental
John Burnside - Glister
Lauren Owen - The Quick
Tom McCarthy - Satin Island
Dave Eggers - The Circle
Donna Tartt - The Secret History
Robert Harris - The Ghost
Michel Faber - The Fire Gospel
Michel Faber - The Book of Strange New Things
James Patterson - Pop Goes the Weasel
Jeff Lindsay - Dexter’s Final Cut
Gaston Leroux - The Phantom of the Opera
Banana Yoshimoto - Kitchen
Sinclair Lewis - It Can’t Happen Here
Kurt Vonnegut - Cat’s Cradle
Joseph Heller - Catch 22
Mark Twain - The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Bram Stoker - Dracula
Cory Doctorow - Makers
YA/Children's Fiction:
A.S. King - Still Life With Tornado
Patrick Ness - More Than This
Andrew Smith - Stand Off
Andrew Smith - The Alex Crow
Johan Harstad - 172 Hours on the Moon
Ernest Cline - Ready Player One
Tommy Wallach - We All Looked Up
Karen Thompson Walker - The Age of Miracles
Tess Sharpe - Far From You
Leila Sales - This Song Will Save Your Life
Darragh McManus - Shiver the Whole Night Through
Rachel Cohn & David Levithan - Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist
Laura Lam - Pantomime
Laura Lam - Shadowplay
Cassandra Clare - The Bane Chronicles
Cassandra Clare - Tales From the Shadowhunter Academy
Cassandra Clare - The Shadowhunters Codex
Cassandra Clare - Lady Midnight
Cassandra Clare - Lord of Shadows
Andrew Smith - 100 Sideways Miles
Karen Nesbitt - Subject To Change
Anna Day - The Fandom
Brendan Reichs - Nemesis
Chinelo Okparanta - Under the Udala Trees
Nina LaCour - We Are Okay
Sarah Alexander - The Art of Not Breathing
Liz Kessler - Read Me Like A Book
Lisa Williamson - The Art of Being Normal
Laurie Halse Anderson - Wintergirls
Marie Lu - Legend
Eve Ainsworth - 7 Days
Lesley Walton - The Strange & Beautiful Sorrows of Ava Lavender
Malinda Lo - Ash
Larry Duplechan - Blackbird
Makina Lucier - A Death Struck Year
James Patterson - Witch & Wizard
Jandy Nelson - I’ll Give You the Sun
Nick Burd - The Vast Fields of Ordinary
Libba Bray - Beauty Queens
Jack Cheng - See You In the Cosmos
Jennifer Niven - Holding Up the Universe
Becky Albertalli - The Upside of Unrequieted
Lauren Oliver - Replica
Ken Catran - Deepwater Black
Will McIntosh - Burning Midnight
Tahereh Mafi - Shatter Me
Libba Bray - The Diviners
Emily M Danforth - The Miseducation of Cameron Post
Carolyn Jess-Cooke - The Boy Who Could See Demons
Bali Rai - Killing Honour
Gayle Forman - If I Stay
Andre Aciman - Call Me By Your Name
E. Lockhart - We Were Liars
Katie Coyle - Vivian Versus the Apocalypse
Leah Thomas - Because You’ll Never Meet Me
David Arnold - Mosquitoland
Laure Eve - The Graces
Lisa Heathfield - Paper Butterflies
Ransom Riggs - Hollow City
Em Bailey - Shift
Francesca Haig - The Map of Bones
Rainbow Rowell - Carry On
Bryony Pearce - Phoenix Rising
Lou Morgan - Sleepless
Graham Marks - Bad Bones
Jess Vallence - Birdy
Teri Terry - Slated
Non-Fiction:
Brian Cox - Human Universe
D’Arcy Jenish - The NHL: A Centennial History
Greg Oliver - Don’t Call Me Goon
Andrew Hodges - Alan Turing: The Enigma
Susan Cain - Quiet: The Power of Introverts
Carl Sagan - Cosmos
Rebecca Skloot - The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks
Brian Cox - E = mc“?
Stacey Schiff - The Witches
Julian Sayarer - Interstate
404 Ink - Nasty Women
Lynn Povich - The Good Girls Revolt
Michael Finkel - The Stranger In the Woods
Kent Russell - I Am Sorry To Think That I Have Raised A Timid Son
Luke Harding - Snowden
Mary Roach - Stiff
Yuval Noah Harari - Homo Deus
Bill Bryson - The Lost Continent
Naomi Klein - No Is Not Enough
Dave Cullen - Columbine
Ian Nathan - Inside the Magic: The Making of Fantastic Beasts
Bob McCabe - Harry Potter Page To Screen
Adharanand Finn - Running With the Kenyans
Aurellien Ferenczi - Masters of Cinema: Tim Burton
Steven Levitt & Stephen Dubner - Think Like A Freak
Olivia Lang - The Lonely City
Michelle Tea - The Chelsea Whistle
Simon  Singh - Big Bang
Tristan Taormino - The Feminist Porn Book
Kurt Vonnegut - A Man Without A Country
Nick Frost - Truths, Half Truths & Little White Lies
Russell Brand - Revolution
Robert M Pirsig - Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Francis Spufford - The Child That Books Built
Dominic Hibberd - Wilfred Owen
George Vecsey - Baseball
Richard Wiseman - Paranormality
Neil Gaiman - Adventures In the Dream Trade
Nicola Field - Over the Rainbow
Jaclyn Friedman & Jessica Valenti - Yes Means Yes
Elizabeth Kolbert - The Sixth Extinction
Eddie Izzard - Dress To Kill
Stephen Smith - Underground London
Plays/Poetry/Short Story Collections:
Tom Hanks - Uncommon Type
Joe Hill - Strange Weather
Dean Atta - I Am Nobody’s N*****
Amerlle - Because You Love To Hate Me
Roxanne Gay - Difficult Women
Mark Gatiss - Queers: Eight Monologues
Graphic Novels/Manga:
Tsugumi Ohba - Death Note Vol 6
Tsugumi Ohba - Death Note Vol 7
Tsugumi Ohba - Death Note Vol 8
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WEBCOMICS
I think I broke my links page with too many links, so it’s about time I made a rec post for some of my favorite webcomics! MAYBE YOU’LL FIND SOMETHING NEW TO LOVE.
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This will always and forever be an incomplete list as I am always finding/looking for more stuff to read. I’ll probably reblog it every so often when I add more.
COMPLETE: Lady of the Shard by Gigi D.G. - I still haven’t gotten to Cucumber Quest but you had better believe I read this the day it came out. Follows a temple acolyte who is in love with the goddess she serves, and all the complicated turns of events that come out of this. Drawn in a loose, experimental pixel art style that makes it all the more immersive to read. The Less than Epic Adventures of TJ and Amal by E.K. Weaver - Eisner-nominated gay roadtrip romance you’ve probably already heard of. Some of the best character acting I’ve ever seen. The Muse Mentor by Amy King - Artistic muses (and one vague notion) try to find their purpose on the astral plane, which happens to look sort of like a cute fantasy version of San Francisco. A sincere and kind-spirited read, highly recommended if you struggle with feeling adrift and inadequate. Also, many drawings of delicious-looking food. Power Ballad by Molly Brooks - I just started this but it’s really fun and funny. A masked vigilante/pop star’s personal assistant develops a crush on her boss. It’s gay, it’s got superheroes, and it’s complete! IN PROGRESS: Agents of the Realm by Mildred Louis - I had a couple false starts getting into this one, not having grown up on Sailor Moon, but then I picked up the first volume at a con and I’m really enjoying it. The unclear, complicated intentions of the mentor figure(s) are intriguing, and I love how the artist draws faces, especially funny reaction faces. Alice and the Nightmare by Misha Krivanek - A magical uni/boarding school piece with super cute art, compelling mysteries, and a Lewis-Carroll-inspired world that’s fresh and fun I.E. not another Hot Topic rehash. FINALLY. Away to Nowhere by Ezra Shape - Monsters and magical beings adapting to life in our world (or a world like ours)--currently just scratching the surface of what seems like some really cool worldbuilding. Features Zio, my nonbinary dragon grandma. Balderdash by Victoria Grace Elliott - Cute coming-of-age witch adventures. Beautiful colors and a richly-textured world. FOOD. So much good food. Banquet by A. Szabla - [coming soon]
Beauty by Eric J. Lee and Rhiannon Rasmussen - From the about page: “Bugpunk Beauty and the Beast” and honestly WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW. Okay I’ll tell you some more: There’s a baroque alien bug civilization rendered in incredible detail. It’s gorgeous.  Blackwater by Jeanette A. and Ren Graham - Episodic supernatural comic set in the small fictional town of Blackwater, Maine. Just started, but the art is extremely polished, expressive, and atmospheric, and the characters are cute. Also it’s queer and full of monsters. Sold.
Brainchild by Suzanne Geary - Paranormal mysteries on a college campus with supremely cool monster designs and great art. The monsters: So cool. I also really like the attention to fashion details on the characters--you can tell a lot about each of them by how they present themselves. Demon Street by Aliza Layne - All-ages fantasy adventure starring queer kids with magic powers! Great use of vivid, saturated color to set otherworldly scenes. Excellent queerification of folkloric tropes.
False Edge by M. R. Shaw - Just started, but a long-awaited comics debut with fantastic art. Features adorable big-cat shapeshifters. Warning, it’s supposed to get nasty (there’s an advisory page with specifics when you start). Feast for a King by Kosmicdream - I just started this (”just started” = 300+ pages in) but HOLY CROW it’s one of the most bizarrely creative comics I’ve seen. Warning for like, unrelenting gore/body horror (and eventually monster sex I think?) Gotta admire the scope of this one. Galanthus by Ashanti Fortson - [coming soon] Goodbye to Halos by Valerie Halla - Fantasy/action-adventure with an all queer-and-trans cast! Huge-scale, trans-dimensional cosmic plot stuff. The art is supremely cute and the color design is fantastic. Harlowe Vanished by Amy King - A lonely teenage girl accidentally finds herself in some kind of oceanic fantasy world! Scary military stuff is going down! BEAUTIFUL scenic art and a colorful cast that we’re currently just getting to know. The latest from Amy, who did The Muse Mentor, rec’d above. Heirs of the Veil by Phineas Kaldinski and Jassy Klier - Urban fantasy with lots of cool magic, a queer cast, and amazingly detailed environments that feel lived-in and full of history. Can’t wait to see where it’s going. Hilga from Below by Val Wise - This just started but that means I’m COMPLETELY CAUGHT UP on the  archive and so far I can tell that it has: Excellent colors, a cute dog person, a fallen angel or alien or something, and some really unsettling stuff lurking under the surface. How to be a Werewolf by Shawn Lenore - Another one I just started, but really enjoying it so far. After twenty years of isolated lycanthropy, an urban werewolf is mentored by the first of her kind she’s ever met, amidst a mysterious lurking threat to their kind. Kidd Commander by Aria Bell - This is the most fun I’ve had reading a webcomic in a long time. Kidd Commander is an epic shonen-style adventure with an immensely likable cast. Seriously, I love every last one of the characters, and their perils and triumphs and misunderstandings hit me right in the emotions like a ton of bricks. I’m probably gonna cry at some point in this comic. I KNOW I’m gonna cry at some point in this comic. But it’s also hilarious, with really well-timed comedy beats and expertly deployed reaction faces. The world also feels HUGE and full of interesting lore. This is just one of those ones where you can tell it’s an absolute labor of love and the creator enjoys every minute of making it. I could gush about KC forever. But I won’t. This time. I’M DONE. Kids These Days by Noora Heikkilä - Fresh webcomic from the creator of Judecca and Letters for Lucardo, which, if you’ve read either YOU’RE FREAKING OUT TOO, RIGHT. It’s about a group of young adults in the eighteenth-century-flavored city of Osk, refusing to fit the molds society has created for them. And it’s already great. Killjoys by Woods - Criminal mayhem set in a squishy cartoon circus toyland. Had me at “Fluffy hot-tempered clown bunny with they pronouns, in a suit.” Something about this one speaks directly to my id. Kill Six Billion Demons by Tom Parkinson-Morgan - SPRAWLINGLY EPIC action-adventure in hell with vast-scale environments that will make you fall to your knees weeping. Also, like everyone in it is super hot and also a monster or some kind of divine construct. Violence. Lots of that. Larkspur by Grace Mulcahy - Post-apocalyptic action/crime/comedy piece centering on girl gang rivalries. Everyone is some kind of really cool-looking post-radiation mutant. Lush, vibrant colors set against dark comedy. Warning for some sex trafficking stuff at the start (not explicit) and general CRIME/VIOLENCE. Log Date by H. Kasof - [coming soon]
Monster’s Garden by Ash G. - Urban sci-fantasy about a misunderstood prizefighter (who happens to be a lizard-man) who just wants to be left in peace--but is suddenly faced with the challenge of caring about others and having them care about him. Full of cute and sympathetic characters. Monster Pop! by Maya Kern- Light and fun college dramedy with a cast of colorful monsters (and some humans), including a cyclops, gorgon, and witch. The art is super cute. Queer and trans characters! Never Satisfied by Taylor Robin - A group of flawed, complicated teens compete for a prestigious role that is basically something like State Wizard. The characters are SO GOOD, sympathetic across the board even when they’re being misguided jerks, and the comedy highs and dramatic lows are equally prime. The main character is nonbinary and they are my sweet, emotionally stunted child. Oglaf by Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne - Everyone’s favorite bizarro-comedy-porn medieval fantasy comic. NSFW, as if I had to tell ya. Parhelion by R. Smith - Sci-fi adventure featuring a huge and hugely-gender-various (and queer) cast with a lot of choice trope subversions. The writing is super witty and I find myself laughing out loud a lot. Puu by Ashkay B. Varaham - An own-voices slice-of-life webcomic about gay/trans roommates and the people connected to them, set in India. Look, I am a huge goopy romantic and this comic has EVERYTHING that feeds my soul. The Sea in You by Jessi Sheron - Lonely, environmentally-conscious goth girl with a jerk boyfriend makes the acquaintance of a MUCH BETTER (girl?)friend in the shape of a mermaid. Another one with very cute art and an interesting, creative mermaid design. Everything teen me ever wanted in a comic. Warning for the boyfriend being an emotionally abusive jerk. String Theory by Dirk Grundy- Probably the comic I’ve been reading the longest. Sci-fi/post-apocalyptic/alternate history/crime stuff centering around morally sketchy characters on their path(s) to super villainy. The art is frigging phenomenal and the comic has been going for like, ten years so if you wanna see some art evolution, check it out. Laurence is my fave. Superpose by Kieran and Han - [coming soon] Unconvent by Emil N. Tót - Romantic historical fiction about queer nuns in eighteenth century Brazil! I like how simple and straightforward this comic is. We are promised happy endings. (Update: Unconvent is now on indefinite hiatus but the author has started a new comic, Dead Scholars’ Whispers) That’s it for now! Let me know if I screwed up any of the links or attributions.
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In Black Cats and Bad Luck, Horatio broke or bent several rules when he changes forms from cat to man without a pause in between. As he adjusts to his new way of being, there’s a few things he knows for sure. Underneath a tree with a teeming canopy of leaves stood a person. No, not just a person. Him. How funny this human life could be. An ocean of words and data, yet it all fled his mind when…
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50 Headcanons: the Happy Mask Salesman
1. The Happy Mask Salesman is benevolent. This one comes first, for obvious reasons. 2. He is the last living Ancient One. 3. The Ancient Ones were not always an empire of magically-genetically-engineered people, but they were demonized for the actions of their last few kings. 4. Majora was their greatest and most terrible emperor. 5. The Ancients had a rigid caste system of 3 groups of 13 subcastes. Ironically, the Salesman is of the 23rd caste, son of a household servant and a scribal clerk. 6. The Salesman took the soul mask of Terminus, Termina's equivalent to Hylia, from the temple as the Imperial City was being destroyed by the Forces of Light to try to save his dying sister and his playground friends. So he's Termina's Zelda as well as Termina's Link. 7. The Clock Tower is sacred to Terminus. It was also built by pre-imperial Ancient Ones, but that tends to be glossed over in favor of jingoism. 8. The Salesman was ten when he became the avatar of Terminus, and never aged. His true form... is a child. This is why he can traverse the Lost Woods so easily. 9. ...Except when he got nearly killed by Light spirits due to the warping timelines in OoT. And Majora's Mask's warded box's wards started to fail. He was trying to renew the wards when a Skull Kid showed up... and due to Majora's influence the rest is history. 10. The Salesman took Majora's Mask in the first place because the post-imperial and defected Ancients sealed it inside a warded tomb. When the Ancients were wiped out, the wards could not be maintained properly, and our tiny wizard took it upon himself to take the Mask to try to find a way to destroy it. Imagine if Frodo had no idea what Mount Doom looked like, where it would be, or if there even WAS a Mount Doom in the first place... 11. The Salesman rescues Link when he runs out of time. 12. The Salesman met Mynos when Mynos was nine. He had escaped from Fierce Deity cultists and was half-starved, injured, and had stumbled into Kakariko Village, where little Mynos convinced his family to take care of him. They've been friends ever since. 13. The Salesman as you see him is about 40% clothes. 14. Like all Ancient Ones, the HMS has vaguely feline behavioral qualities, but while Majora is reminiscent of a snarling, psychotic tiger, the Salesman is more of a playful, cuddly little kitty. 15. The Salesman went to the astral realm of Koholint to get his current form. 16. And he also had his name erased. Like a cross between the reasons of L and the Doctor. 17. Speaking of whom, the Salesman is a friend of multiple Doctors. Occasionally the Happy Mask Shop is covered with TARDISes. 18. The HMS lives in Smashville, thanks to Master Hand and Crazy Hand. 19. Much like in ancient Rome, it was a capital offense for anyone not of the upper castes to wear purple. Having your culture overthrown has its upsides if you have an illegal favorite color. 20. The HMS collects anything old/historic/magic/cool/shiny... Though, granted, destruction of art and history has been a very real problem for him, so... 21. The HMS has a mechanical horse. His name is Brass. 22. The Salesman loves eating anything sweet... or weird. I mean, what else do you do with all that leftover demon flesh when you're out hunting? Mmm, sinfully delicious. 23. He does this so much that he wrote a wizard cookbook called Chicken Soul for the Soup. 24. In case you haven't noticed, the Salesman is a bit crazy. 25. His glitchy movements are an illusion put in place around himself so he can have a head start against anything trying to kill him. 26. The Salesman is asexual and aromantic. 27. He named his giant piano Elouise. 28. He is the trolling champion of the multiverse. 29. He taught Defense Against the Dark Arts at Victorian-era Hogwarts under the name Hieronymous Nemo. 30. His infamous, often-creepypasta-ized temper is only present with too much stress or not enough sleep/cake. But the Salesman will often go for long periods of time without sleep... 31. As a result, there is a "Designated Defenestration Area" next to his shop. It's so nobody gets hit when he throws a jammed blender out the window. He also has some very Mythbusters-worthy methods for appliance vengeance. 32. The Salesman is actually good friends with the Skull Kid, much to the Skull Kid's surprise. 33. The Salesman's ears move a lot. 34. He makes 'dad jokes' that are actually funny. 35. People will often go to the Happy Mask Shop with grave misconceptions about magic and paranormal hunting, and end up telling the Salesman that what he does is blasphemous. After a bit of awesome you-got-rekt comebacks after his science-magic explanations, they leave, and are sent on their way with "Have a nice day, hail, Satan!" See headcanon 28. 36. The Salesman loves memes, Youtube Poop videos, and other things such as Gifs With Sound. 37. His taste in music is very eclectic, and he surprisingly likes crazy rave music, a few rap artists and he LOVES heavy metal. He will often jump around blaring Judas Priest like a caricature of an 80's teenager. 38. Watching a horror movie with the Salesman quickly turns into an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. He will point out stupid things and mosconceptions, and once you've heard his witty commentary, you can never take the movie seriously again. The same goes for badly-done action, drama, and romance. 39. The Salesman is quite talkative usually, often going off on weird, magic/history/trivia-related tangents. 40. The Salesman can sometimes be seen having tea with the Lutece twins (Bioshock Infinite) and the G-man (Half-Life 2) 41. The Salesman will act as a protective mentor or father figure to anyone younger than him... which is to say, everyone. 42. There is a scale of Salesman laughter, from 'vaguely amused' to 'maniacally cackling like the Wicked Witch of the West on speed'. 43. He would be voiced by Richard Horvitz. 44. The Salesman's collar thing is actually an adamantine gorget. 45. The Salesman will often discuss morbid or esoteric topics hilariously casually. 46. He has been writing to Akira Himekawa, writer of the Majora's Mask manga, and Jadusable, writer of the BEN Drowned creepypasta for years asking for a formal apology. 47. 'Fetish' originally meant a magical object or totem of some kind. This means that Link and others had to give the Salesman the "gay means homosexual now, grandma" talk. 48. The Salesman's basement looks like Merlin, a witch doctor, Sherlock Holmes, a steampunk inventor, Leonardo da Vinci, and Willy Wonka decided to pool together all of their worldly possessions. 49. Magical beings like genies, familiars, and fairies will use the Happy Mask Shop as an employment agency. 50. The Salesman will often push himself too far. When he's hurt or tired, he tries to protest at friends helping him to try to reassure them... but inside he LOVES being hugged, cuddled, and generally cared for. Awwww!
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Oh god, 21 questions? I haven't had to answer a quiz since high school.
Nickname: I don't have one, no ones ever given me one.
Edit2: okay I have one according to my friend, I am the Woodland Hermit
Zodiac Sign: Taurus is my sun sign, Pisces is my moon sign (if ya wanna get all witchy technical on me)
Height: I'm 5'8" that's uuuh 172.72 centimeters (sorry, I'm American)
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff, though to be honest I shouldn't be there. (if the wizarding world knew what was good for them they'd keep me locked in Azkaban)
Last thing I googled: Organ worth on the black market (I'm a writer I swear)
Favorite musical/band: it's a tossup between Cosmo Sheldrake, The Oh Hello's, Hozier and Five Finger Death Punch
Edit: I also love Jonathan Young and Caleb Hyles music too 10/10 would recommend
Song stuck in your head: Bust Your Kneecaps by Pomplamoose (you know who you are and i thank you for this gift)
Following: 707 (I have the attention span of a squirrel)
Followers: 62, and I cherish them all
Do you get many asks: Not really, I got like three people who talk to me on here. I'd like to get more asks but I'm a socially awkward lizard who panics and sleeps.
Amount of sleep: On a good day 5 hours, but I have run on less than 45 minutes of sleep and on bad days I can almost sleep 8 hours. Mental illnesses and chronic pain are one hell of a drug.
Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 11, 13, 17, 21
What am I wearing...no I'm not answering that. Sorry. Just picture an amalgamation of darkness that has the vague shape of a human, there I am.
Dream job: I don't think about it because it makes me sad to think about.
Dream trip: South Africa, I want to go and swim with the Great Whites during their migration. Could you imagine? Being mere feet away from one of the apex predators of the ocean, unchanged for millions of years, just floating through the warm sea, home to all life? Yes please.
Instruments I play: I can sing? But I used to play Flute and I taught myself to play Ocarina, Guitar, Lyre Harp, and Piano.
Languages: I can get by on Spanish and I'm learning Russian, but I also know fandom languages like Elvish, Dov, and Hylian.
Favorite songs: Uuh I have allot. Soldier, Poet, King by The Oh Hello's, Wrong Side of Heaven, Antisocial, but my most recent fav is Two by Sleeping at Last.
Random Fact: I come from a long line of legit witches and psychics and I have numerous paranormal experiences. Like the time what I'm pretty sure was a Fleshgait saved my life in the woods, or I was stuck in a time echo in a ghost town and got to dance with these beautiful saloon girls. (a ghost made me gay, sounds like a shitty sitcom)
Aesthetic: Gothic, sharp, dangerous and vaguely otherworldly.
Since you made it this far here's an extra: I can mimic noises and accents, including but not limited too; a Raven's caw, a peacock call, an elk bugle, a mountain lion roar, a bear growling, and something that I heard a long time ago but never saw.
I made the noise once in the house and scared the dogs so bad they all had their hackles raised. I haven't done it since.
I hope that's 21, oh dear gods that was a lot of typing ^^;
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chubbygaywitch · 7 years
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Growing up and changing
It's amazing how we evolve as we age. When I was first getting into the craft in high school I was very much into the ritualized aspects of coven-style Wicca and the deep mysticism that permeated the swamp. I delved into the angsty darker part of myself and used magic and exploring the paranormal/supernatural as a way to both vent my anger and escape what was going on around me. In college I was still attracted to the more hermetic styles of magic and the esoteric philosophers. I was firmly wrapped up in high fantasy and my love of all things wizard and death knight permeated my apartment room decor as well as the books that marketed themselves as "forbidden lore". Then I came out as gay. Stepped away from the craft for almost 5 years while exploring myself and the freedom living my life outside of the closet offered me. As I returned to the craft, this time without any type of religious attachment and more as a lifestyle/way of processing the world, I found my edges grew softer. Allowing myself to settle more comfortably into the "feminine" aspects of my identity allowed me to access paths or practices I had been embarrassed of before. Now I'm a happily married gay man in a little row home with a growing cottage garden and would be best described as a green/cottage witch. Earlier this year I was attuned to the first level of Reiki practice. I make sure to set aside time in my life for meditation and connecting with nature. I have a strong calling in my soul for healing, replenishment, and working with the protective and regenerative energies of nature and her associated spirits, and with the humbled and nourishing male aspect of Divine Nature.
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rchanscandy · 7 years
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rchanscandy’s webcomic recomendations!
I don’t normally do this but I’ve been reading a lot of really awesome webcomics and I wanted to tell y’all about them and stuff because damn I found some real gems this past month. I also need people to scream about them with so heres my list in no particular order under the cut! (the comics are hosted on either smackjeeves or tapastic or both)
Lazy Snow Leopard
An utterly lazy god, an anthropomorphic personification of the Snow Leopard, rests upon his favourite tree, when suddenly woken up by a thrown stone. The thrower turns out to be a young admirer of his former self. The youngster persuades the lazy god to begin a quest for fame, glory and world salvation. While the one concerned would have preferred to just lie down and go back to sleep.
Notes: This one has me dying of laughter, I love everything about it; the art, characters, just all of the yes
Helix
A street rat is given a second chance when he is dragged from the gutter and into a new life. Will he accept his position at the side of royalty, or fight every step of the way? -Rated M for sex (M/M, consensual), violence, nudity, language and dark themes.- Warnings: -References to child abuse and sexual abuse.-
Notes: The art and story is absolutely mesmerizing, I couldn’t stop thinking about this one after reading it for a long while. Can’t wait for more updates!
Novae
Novae is a historical romance with a touch of the paranormal and a dash of astronomy. It chronicles the adventures of Sulvain, a sweet tempered necromancer and Raziol, a passionate 17th century astronomer. A connection forms between them and their relationship blooms, but when the body of a fellow astronomer is found on the steps of the Academy of Sciences, their lives are entangled in ways they could never foresee.
Notes: There are not a lot of pages so far but I’m already in this for the long run. I’m a sucker for historical romances, especially gay ones and this is just beautifully executed. 
Boned
A story about being nice to birds and having safe gay sex.
Notes: The description pretty much sums it up xD. Such a good read and really intriguing characters, I enjoyed this a lot. (NSFW)
Mismatch
Mismatch tells of the bond between two rivals who slowly discover they have more in common than they think.
Notes: Only 5 pages in and I was immediately hooked. The art style is so cute and I absolutely love the premise! I can’t wait for more!
Grey Eyes
Mike Lawson finds himself on the strange world of Dwal. But now the ancient Gate won't let him back through. Mike must try to find his place in this strange new world, and perhaps find it to be better than the world he came from. A fantasy/romance with a touch of mystery. 18+ for adult language and situations.
Notes: The character designs and the art are so cool, hell everything about this is freaking cool and I need more!
Almost Touching
Wyatt's got a huge secret and Aiden is a nosy bitch who becomes intertwined in it. Though he doesn't seem to mind much... boyxboy
Notes: I got sucked in by the pretty art style and stuck around for the interesting story and lovely characters. (NSFW)
Avialae
Avialae is a webcomic about a gross bird boy and his nerdy wannabe ornithologist boyfriend--I mean neighbor who helps him out during the painful and bloody process of growing wings. 
Notes: I just absolutely adore this one, it has really interesting characters, a unique premise, and just...birds man. (NSFW)
Rainbow Mansion
Watch the drama unfold as 14 contestants come together at the Rainbow Mansion in hopes of becoming the Rainbow Champion! Hearts will break, the tension will sizzle, and only one will have a chance at eternal glory. Or, like, at least a quip in the tabloids and a book deal? (M/M)
Notes: This is one of the best and most hilarious fucking comics I’ve read in a long time. I love the way it’s set up (a cheesy bad reality tv show) and the characters (all of them) are fucking fantastic not to mention the art is on point. (NSFW)
Handcuffs
Yrkki sold drugs to a stranger guy. That wouldn't be nothing new for him, but this guy was a cop.
Notes: Beautiful art, beautiful men, and a story that keeps you on your toes, whats not to love? (NSFW)
Demon House
Tula is a student just trying to get through her senior year of college. Little does she know that her new rental is inhabited by demons. Juggling her social life and these new roommates should be no problem.
Notes: This comic is a blessing. I absolutely love all the characters and the art is so well done, not to mention the hilarity that ensues. Definitely one of those must-reads!
Demon of the Underground
Pogo is a big-mouthed but small-framed young thief who falls through a hole in the ground and finds himself in a brutal underground world where survival is based on strength and intimidation. His only hope for escape is his telekinetic ability - and the help of a stray ferret named Annie. Urban fantasy/paranormal/LGBTQ
Notes: I’ve been following this one for awhile. First off, the art is fantastic, and I’m in love with that in itself. Second the characters and story are so interesting and unique...I’m dying to know what happens next and discover more!
Aimatos
Boy meet boy and together search their origins
Notes: This story is so cute and the art is beautiful and I’m gonna cry I need more. (NSFW)
Thistlewine
Markus is a reclusive witch living in the woods. He stumbles across a surprise one morning that changes his entire life. It's gay.
Notes: I can’t even begin to tell you how much I love this comic. It’s so fucking cute, the characters are adorable, the art is adorable and well drawn, and every time it updates I get so freakin excited you have no idea ahhh just go read it!
No Way
NO WAY is a web comic, a story about fantasy world and Academy, where many creatures study together. But first and foremost this is a story about a vampire and an elf who were betrothed to each other and who now have to live and learn together. Yes, this is a story about the relationship between two guys, basically, although the other characters are there too. Also in the future in the comic are planned explicit scenes of a sexual nature, so there is a limit 18 + But, basically, it's still a romantic Comedy and fairy tale.
Notes: Everything about this, the characters and the art and the story are fucking phenomenal. It’s got some of my favorite character designs ever by far. Highly recommend this one, such a good read and a feast for the eyes! 
The God in the Field
The age-old story of Hades, Persephone, and a love that causes the seasons (with a yaoi twist.) Disclaimer/Content Warning: Anyone familiar with greek mythology will know that they are in for a ride. This comic will contain kidnapping, a coercive relationship with unequal power dynamics, and various other scenes from the underworld that Hades presides over. It will contain NSFW scenes and scenes rated 18+. Please be forewarned!
Notes: One of the most friggin beautiful art styles I’ve come across in a long time. I actually caved in and bought hard copies of this one it was so beautiful. I love everything about this gosh I can’t even put it into words.
Les Normaux
Les Normaux follows the lives of a bunch of supernatural beings living in Paris after a human wizard named Sebastien moved to the city. 
Notes: The premise and characters in this one are so unique and the art style is so cute. Actually everything in this is cute, and funny, and just a good time in general. Highly recommend this one.
Indigents
Dakota and Kennedy are thrown together in a world ravaged by a single disease. Fast spreading and corrupting sanity, civilization was razed to the ground. For those fortunate to have immunity, life isn't easy. Avoiding the diseased is one thing, but without law and order those left take complete advantage of a world they can now build for themselves. Stranded together in the ghost of the country they once knew, Dakota and Kennedy fight through whatever obstacles lay in their path, seeking peace and quiet and maybe something to eat.
Notes: I really like the way the story is going, not to mention the art is hella nice. Highly recommend this one, especially if you like apocalyptic themes and such.
Wham, Bam!
Harvey is nothing. He's a nobody. Trapped in a small Texas town where nothing ever changes, doomed to waste away in the scrub brush and withering sun, he figures the best he can do is keep his head down and stay out of everyone else's way. After all, who would be crazy enough care about a deadbeat redneck like him? Then one day an old Dodge rumbles into the parking lot of the gas station where he works, and Harvey learns that some folks wear their crazy like it'll never go out of style. It's amazing how much your life can change in just four days. [WARNINGS: explicit content, strong language, depictions of violence, TW for homophobic attitudes/language (later on). 18+ only please.]
Notes: I am in love with this art and storyline. It’s so unique, I don’t think I’ve read anything quite like it. Not to mention that the title itself grabbed me in for the hook before anything else.  I can’t wait to see more!
Moonflower
Sometimes, home can be a person. A sheltered young mutant meets a soldier who's seen far too much for his short life. A process of learning and healing begins.
Notes: The art is so pretty, reminds me a lot of avatar the last airbender in terms of style. I’m super excited to see where this story goes as well, the characters are super interesting and really cute!
Hendrix and Julian
Hendrix and Julian are natural enemies- a cocky jock and the school's gay punching bag, but will all that change after one cold night alone in the gym cupboard? (NSFW)
Notes: I’m usually not a fan of the whole bullied falling for bully plot but I really really love how this story goes. Not to mention the nsfw scenes are really good and the art is just yesssss.  I highly recommend this one!
Aspera
Nine young adults with different backgrounds all end up in the same area in Paris. What started off as another semester at art school takes a turn when the differences of the group's lives finally meet. A story of lgbt love, friendship and finding yourself. Warning for blood, violence, sexual content and drug use in the upcoming chapters.
Notes: The art style is cute, the characters are cute, the comic feels super relatable and down to earth and I just really love the whole thing overall. I always get so excited when it updates!
Countdown to Countdown
Iris is a young man with the gift to bring pieces of artwork into reality. 5 years into an apocalyptic outbreak, he's holed up in a lab that shelters "problem" children. Between his failed experiments, deteriorating mental stability, and being ridiculed by other members of the lab, he doesn't think life could get any worse. Life agrees to disagree.
Notes: This comic is so friggin beautiful. The story is hella interesting and the setup is like that of a video game which I think is really super creative and interesting to experience. The characters and the world they are in are really fun and interesting and just overall this is a really well done comic, I’m always excited for when it updates!
Heartstopper
Charlie, a highly-strung, openly gay over-thinker, and Nick, a cheerful, soft-hearted rugby player, meet at a British all-boys grammar school. Friendship blooms quickly, but could there be something more...?
Notes: The title of this comic is the most accurate thing.  This comic has my heart stopping because of how dang cute this is. Seriously, there are parts of this that have me screaming on the floor.  The art style is so cute and airy and totally fits the mood of this comic and the characters are so adorkable and just...aughhh go read it seriously!
With Great Abandon
With Great Abandon is a queer romance set over the course of a year in London. It's the story of Harry and Russell's differences, similarities, and relationship. A hopeful and kind story. Also food and comics.
Notes: This comic made me cry (good tears).  The story is so down to earth and realistic, not to mention so cute.  Also the art and colors are just on point and I really appreciate this comic aesthetically. It just completed and I was very satisfied, you should definitely give it a read!
Age of the Grey
When the unseen war between heaven and hell finds itself bound to the plane of humans, several kids discover themselves caught in the middle. The almighty angels of heaven and the wicked demons of hell battle for their kingdoms, a revolution that could mean the end of humanity, and when god and the devil decide to take it into their own hands, only chaos can follow.
Notes: This is such a cool concept executed with such bold and expressive art. I love love love the characters and its so cool to see how the art continues to improve over the course of the story! Definitely recommend this!
Behind these Birchwood Walls
Adrian Pembroke's parents put their foot down after his teenaged mischief turns into a run in with the cops. He finds himself shipped off to Mercier Preparatory Academy, an elite boarding school. Miserable and feeling utterly out of place, Adrian soon lands himself into trouble as usual. He is rescued from his own antics by Acario Ambrose, the resident golden boy of Mercier. Appearances are deceiving, and Adrian learns a great deal more about both himself and his new friend than he ever bargained for.
Notes: I love this so much, it started out a bit slow but as soon as the story got going i was on the edge begging for updates. The art is amazing, I have no idea how this artist is able to be so consistent with their painting style throughout, its amazing! 
Ingress Adventuring Company
Saving the world is a pretty big deal, but what do you do once you’re done saving the world and no one needs you anymore? Do you become a magic professor? Do you study a convoluted thesis that no one understands? Maybe you relive the glory days by starting up a one-man adventuring party to gather mystical artifacts for people who may or may not pay you. Or, if you’re Toivo Kissa, you do all of those things.
Notes: I fell in love with the premise and art at first sight. It’s absolutely adorable and the main character is so precious I love him so much. I cannot wait to see where the shenanigans go. 
Ambrosia
Alphor, a countryside apothecary, comes to the capital city for work, where he has a chance encounter with his estranged childhood friend, the wizard Selfrid. The same childhood friend who confessed his love for him ten years ago, before they separated. They resume their friendship, as though there was no confession, but such feelings can't be forgotten that easily; they are torn between the bitterness of a crushed first love and the comfort of a friendship they don't want to ruin again.
Notes: This comic is so damn pretty i can’t handle it. I love the setting and all the little world elements added into this comic. Definitely a bit of a slow burn if you’re into that but oh man will it be satisfying if the main ship finally sails. 
Sunkissed
When Stephen, a quiet bookworm from Oregon, gets his admission letter from the University of Hawaii at Manoa he was anticipating some life changes. What he didn’t anticipate was meeting Alex, an upbeat and easygoing local who offers to be his guide around the island. After that, it’s love at first sight. Through ups and downs, they’ll bring out the best in each other in this story of love, growth, and self-acceptance.
Notes: If you want a sweet heartwarming story about 2 cinnamon buns falling in love with each other then this is the comic for you! Seriously, every little tiny moment in this comic just makes me scream because its too cute.
Dissent
A cursed prince must rely on a witch to free him from an enchantment. But witchcraft is banned, and the two young men have little in common. As love blossoms between them, can they overcome their own prejudices, save their nation, and find a cure... before it's too late?
Notes: Everything about this comic i just love love love love. The story, the art, the characters, everything! It tugs at your heartstrings in ways you don’t even expect whilst dealing with a suspenseful situation. I’d gush forever about this one but I don’t have enough room.
Guard Dog
BL about people living in the post apocalyptic world where being infected by a zombie won't immediately turn you into one, but it can give you some troubles... and some extras
Notes: By the same creator as Handcuffs, which is also on this list, I knew when this came out I’d love it too. I was not wrong. Cute gay bois in the apocalypse, what more can you ask for? Definitely a must read!
The Sun Prince, the Saint, and the Changeling
When Tomas stumbles into unexpected feelings for his friend Matthias, he dreams about a fun, uncomplicated summer romance. Instead, he discovers that he doesn’t know his friend nearly as well as he thought he did, he knows himself even less, and when your family has connections to the Holy Roman Empire, nothing is ever simple. When summer comes, Tomas finds himself drawn into a mystery spanning two years and three hearts — one of which is his own. 
Notes: This is one of my all time favorite comics. I am a sucker for lgbt historical romances and everything about this comic from the story, to the art, to the world building is just so beautifully done. Cannot gush enough about this one to do it justice, just read it. 
Abel & a Dead Man
Jim lives an ordinary life until the day he's supposed to die. Abel is a Soul Collector who decides to let Jim live and asks him out instead.
Notes: Such a unique graphic art style combined with one of my favorite grim reaper x supposed to be dead person premises, I highly highly recommend checking this out.
Life Outside the Circle
The heartwarming tale of two men who find love in the Finnish countryside.
Notes: This comic is way too cute I cannot handle how cute it is everything about it just makes me scream because ahhhh it so CUTE!!! Just read it and you’ll understand what I mean.
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