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as fun as clicking the boop button is, remember to also do your daily clicks for Palestine 🇵🇸 !!!!!

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Clarke’s Third Law and its inverse.

And any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from technology.

Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical

#science fantasy #sci fi #science #fantasy #worldbuilding

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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING REACTION IMAGE OH MY GOD—

Don’t mind me, just dyin’ in the break room trying not to laugh—

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

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Cloud Strife voice: me and the found family i pulled by being autistic

#ff7 #ff7 remake #ff7 rebirth #cloud strife #aerith gainsborough #tifa lockhart #barret wallace #red xiii #nanaki #yuffie kisaragi

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Yeah yeah, Hornet x Lace sexy or whatever, but please consider: you go to meet your girlfriend’s family and dozens and dozens of Lil Guys begin pouring in like an excited tsunami

Those are her eldritch half-siblings, they killed a god together. Y’know, normal stuff.

#le shitpost #hollow knight #hk hornet #hk vessels #silksong #THE VOID BABIES #THE CHILDRENS

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I am a pharmacy technician and it is ABSOLUTELY grapefruit. We have what’s basically glorified homework to keep our licensure and certification and there are so many modules on the dangers of grapefruit. That shit will fuck with your body’s ability to metabolize things like medications.

FUCK GRAPEFRUIT.

#science #fruit

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She’s like if you combined TF2’s Scout with Tiny Tina from Borderlands. She is a GREMLIN and I love her.

i love yuffie kisaragi.

#final fantasy vii #ffvii #ff7 #yuffie kisaragi

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I AM UNSTOPPABLE

#pokemon #pokemon go

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Shit Max Says, FF7R edition pt3

“You know how they say the house always wins? Well this one DIDN’T.” (the Hell House)

“Tifa and Aerith! The physical attacker and the special attacker!”

“Purple Pain~ Up in my brain~!”

“Setting EVERYTHING on FIRE.” (Magnify materia my beloved)

“Tifa used Thunder Punch!” (Elemental materia)

“By your powers combined, I am the Asshole Fate Dragon!”

“EEYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH~!” (Barret said something putting his sunglasses back on and I was COMPELLED to do the CSI Miami meme)

“DARKSTAR. Oh my god, what an edgelord.”

“He’s REAPER! Reaper did it better!” (Rufus)

“DIE, DIE, DIE!”

“Aerith! THE HEALER IS HERE!”

“EAT SHIT PRETTY BOY!”

“Oh, NOW you fucked UP, Mr. T’s gonna BEAT YOUR ASS!”

“YEEEES! DAMAAAAGE! THE BIG DAMAAAAGE!”

#shit max says #ffvii #ff7 #ff7 remake #final fantasy 7

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Ok guys I wrote something.

Aroace Cloud

…I’ve been thinking about writing FF7 stuff, but it legitimately seems like there’s like five people total that would actually want fics that are platonic…

If you would be interested, please let me know, because it’s DISCOURAGING just searching through things

#ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy vii #final fantasy 7 #ff7 rebirth #fanfic #max does a write #cloud strife #asexual #aromantic #aroace

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You know, I’ve gone crazy with my headcanons for Knock Knock, ESPECIALLY about the Lodger. Like I’ve gone off in such a different direction lol…

KNOCK KNOCK FANDOM PLEASE ASK ABOUT SAID HEADCANONS

#knock knock (game) #knock knock game #the lodger #the lodger (knock knock)

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…I’ve been thinking about writing FF7 stuff, but it legitimately seems like there’s like five people total that would actually want fics that are platonic…

If you would be interested, please let me know, because it’s DISCOURAGING just searching through things

#final fantasy vii #final fantasy 7 #ff7 #ff7 remake #ff7 rebirth #cloud strife #sephiroth #zack fair #aerith gainsborough #tifa lockhart #red xiii #barret wallace #marlene wallace #cid highwind #yuffie kisaragi #cait sith #reeve tuesti #vincent valentine

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not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

#le shitpost #memes #meme #vintage memes

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tell me about your knock knock headcanons!

OHHHH YES IT’S TIME

So, it takes place in a place known as the Black Zone, a region in southwestern Siberia that’s been corrupted by eldritch energies. The Soviet Union tried to weaponize the phenomenon. That was the Program. Needless to say, it didn’t go well.

After the fall of the USSR, an international team of supernatural scientists was sent in to find out why the Black Zone was expanding and how it could be brought under control.

They requested aid which never came. The officials deemed it would hurt their reputations to admit they hadn’t prepared enough the first time.

Except two of the scientists had a child together.

HE’S the Lodger: Edgar Lockwood. His parents were from the UK and he sounds like a sort of calculating Salad Fingers.

His bloodline of paranormal researchers was blessed centuries ago by fae beings aaaand he ADAPTED due to being born in the Black Zone.

He’s got a slow-acting weakness to bright sunlight, extra teeth, freaky shadow powers, a healing factor that strengthens in the dark, and a resistance or immunity to most organic toxins. Also, due to the lack of large game and the abundance of scavengable Soviet arms, he is an IMPECCABLE shot. Also, due to the bacteria in a human’s mouth ALSO being full of corruption, he effectively has a venomous bite.

His goal after escaping is to use his abilities to study Black Zone corruption and bring it under control… and reveal the truth about what happened to his international “family”.

He is also genuinely sweet and kind despite being so creepy. Due to his fucked up biology, Edgar’s here for a good time, not a long time, he just has a strange definition of what a “good time” is.

A lot of what you see in the game is Edgar reliving memories from others who died in the Black Zone. AND THE GIRL! She’s a dryad and her name is Spring/Vesna… she has little twig antlers and she’s baby. They’re both like the older AND younger sibling back and forth in an infinite loop because Spring is chronologically older, but developmentally younger.

Sorry I am RAMBLING—

#the lodger (knock knock) #knock knock (game) #knock knock game #forest girl (knock knock)

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You know, I’ve gone crazy with my headcanons for Knock Knock, ESPECIALLY about the Lodger. Like I’ve gone off in such a different direction lol…

KNOCK KNOCK FANDOM PLEASE ASK ABOUT SAID HEADCANONS

#knock knock (game) #knock knock game #the lodger #the lodger (knock knock)

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Well duh, why do you think they call them WISDOM teeth? /j

Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.

#le shitpost

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Heavy metal would be like the blues for him.

The blues: I’m drinking alone because my girlfriend left me

Normal people: Damn I really feel that

Heavy metal: THE GODS HAVE TOYED WITH OUR LIVES FOR THE LAST TIME, I WILL STRIKE THEM DOWN EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!

Ganondorf: Damn I really feel that

Time for another mundane Ganondorf poll from yours truly 👀

#ganondorf #heavy metal #headcanon