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I love that scene where maomao is building something mysterious and the guys are all like "well let's see where she's going with this" and then it s a bomb and she sets it off

#good night tumblr

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bold of maomao to mentally assign him pathetic sopping wet creature when she herself frequently goes creature mode

#meow meow maomao

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Maomao Builds An Improvised Explosive Device

#meow meow maomao

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all of maomao's favorite women love to dress her up like a doll and she argues but lets them do it every time bc she loves them

#meow meow maomao

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I don't remember anything about a bet with the emperor in the anime but I might not have been paying attention bc maomao wasn't on my screen

#meow meow maomao

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what's this gesture lihua...

#meow meow maomao

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I said this when i watched the anime but it's a damn shame that consort gyokuyou doesn't have access to cosmopolitan magazine. she needs to be subscribed to at least five different influencer blogs who post about sex chakras. she has a deep desire to know top five sex positions that will blow his mind and unleash your inner goddess and no one in the China-inspired fantasy realm is telling her that except maomao

#meow meow maomao

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maomao acting like she has classified state secrets when it's really just ye olde porno mags

#meow meow maomao

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consort lihua's luscious curves huh

#meow meow maomao

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love them

#meow meow maomao

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gay ass

#meow meow maomao

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maomao's like god damn it I wouldn't have told her about titty fucking if I knew she would make me give a class on spicing up your sex life later

#meow meow maomao

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she is literally always up to some shit with herbs

#meow meow maomao

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oh so she's the same as you maomao? she's a kind of foil or dark mirror? she's your irene adler?

#meow meow maomao

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HATER!!

and a hypocrite bc I bet if he had g-cups she would be all over him

#meow meow maomao

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I LOVE HER

#meow meow maomao

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flat but still a hottie in maomao's view

#meow meow maomao