I finally did it! I made this promise a while back and I did it! Enjoy!
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PROVE YOU'RE NOT A VAMPIRE
drink garlic juice
Yuckydisgusting. Not happening
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PROVE YOU'RE NOT A VAMPIRE
drink garlic juice
ok i have long been a devout disciple of the allium pantheon — mistress garlic chief among them — but you could not fucking pay me to drink garlic juice. that's sacrilege. a gross affront to everything good and holy about our lady garlic. what's next? onion water? you ask me to prove that i am not a creature of darkness and yet the deed you demand of me is as dark as they come. where does the true evil lie? i fear we have succumbed to it already in our overzealous attempts to distance ourselves from that which we believe to be monstrous.
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woke up to the smell of something roasting and came downstairs to find out that james is trying to recreate my long lost fav salsa ;_;
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WEEK 1! Witches and Potions 🧪🧙♀️
Discord Even art!
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Ohoho babey the wild garlic is starting to come out im gonna make a VAT of the best pesto in the world soon
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Just an incorrect quote from TikTok. Original made by user Matt Curtin.
*explosion in the background*
Cream Puff: *running* It's not my fault! Leave me alone!
Prune Juice: *running after her* Yes it is! You wanted the freaking Matcha Frappuccino, you dingus!
Black Garlic: *running after him* No! Remember! I wanted the Matcha Frappe! She wanted the Double Frappe!
Kouign-Amann: *running after her* All of you cut the bullfrappe! Blame Wizard and like keep running!
Wizard: *running after her* I didn't mean to break it, sir! I just sneezed! I swear!
Espresso: *chasing after them with the coffee machine in hand* And I'm gonna finish breaking it over your goddamn heads. You don't come between a Cookie and his coffee!
Capsaicin: *running after them with a battering ram* I am also contributing!!!
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ANON WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO PROVE IM NOT A VAMPIRE SO BAD
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