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Watching an AITA compilation, and in one example, here people got upset because they ate food that had tofu in it and then found out that it also had pork.
Important: The person who made it was not claiming it was vegetarian.
They just made Food that had both tofu and pork. The vegetarians Assumed it was vegetarian and didn't ask. The only person who actually asked was a Muslim who wanted to know if it was halal, and when the chef answered them with no hesitation, that's when everyone else started freaking out, because they had already eaten some under that assumption.
If a Chinese dish is brought by a person who says it's a dish from their childhood (so they themselves are probably Chinese, but it wasn't mentioned in the post iirc) to a potluck, with tofu in it... I think it's safe to day there's a GOOD CHANCE (not a sure thing, but a good chance) that the tofu is there as a Standard Ingredient and not a meat substitute
People can like tofu without being veg. I'm just baffled that a person would, at an unlabeled potluck buffet, not ask about dietary restrictions for dishes that aren't really obviously one thing or another (e.g. you can probably assume a fruit salad or hummus-and-veggies plate is vegetarian).
I bring it up here, because I've shared my own tofu dishes online a few times and always get asked if I'm vegan/vegetarian… and there's usually also ground pork or bacon in it.
And it's just. No. I like tofu. Tofu does not exist solely as a meat substitute!
I want to have chicken nuggets but I only have tofu in my fridge…so I made tofu nuggets!! They are crispy on the outside and fluffy and juicy on the inside! Super tasty and I can eat so many of them!!😋
It’s so funny how virtually any bad „vegan“ product that anti-vegans use to say veganism is bad for the environment is still scores better than animal products. and by funny i mean unbearable