#except shhh not it isnt

[xuciferous]

this is a Canon line btw. the kiss is too. probably

#preciousmetalshipping #pokemon #except shhh not it isnt #bc i have to be legally distinct so i dont get cease and desisted one day ;) #arashi #sora #i should come up with a distinct ship name too... #but for now ill still use preciousmetal #preciousmetal

[coppymusicbox]

ignore how all my uploads have just been law of talos but i love these dudes so much its guuggghhrhrrr AGAIN: SHOUT OUT TO @slowdancer99 FOR MAKING KARL!!!! made on roblox spraypaint

#karl law of talos #climber #law of talos #karclimb #🚗🧗 #the ship isnt really present here except for karl saying 'boo boo bear 🥺' but shhh #please ignore how it is impossible for climber to eat #its supposed to be a silly little joke 😡 #roblox spraypaint

[frecklystars]

I wanna make an acrylic standee of me and Starlight sooooo bad but I’m rly lost on how you’re supposed to set up the actual art itself when you’re sending in the files.... but once I figure that out I’d want the floor part to be a circle or square of grass/starflowers and then the background would be all the stars and I’d put two little falling stars in the bg like always... and then in the actual main acrylic piece he’d be kneeling and holding out the red energon necklace to me while i’m reaching for it, we’re both holding the crystal and being connected to each other thru it... he’d either have a really fond expression on his face or he’d be so so hopeful, almost afraid to move or speak bc he just wants to see her reaction to something he made Just For Her... the confession scene is my favorite next to the dramatic rain scene aghhhh I want to make this SO BADLY

#in the official confession he's like. holding his breath while giving it to her #'keri. robots dont need to breathe' SHHH I know but listen... listen... it's cute #when he's giving it to her he is very nervous and like. weirdly silent #just staring at her reaction wanting to soak it in and see if she rly likes it #claws are shaking a little but not enough to rly be noticeable #but ofc she notices. she doesnt say anything bc she doesnt know what he's doing #the idea of him liking her is not something she'd consider immediately #in fact he is SO nervous that she thinks its something BAD #she thinks it's a going away present because he doesnt want to see her ever again #so hes leaving it to remember him by or something to placate her #and she's like 'ok... i understand' near tears and he's like 'WHAT? NO? WHAT--' #'THAT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO HERE ACTUALLY' #i love the confession scene i love that hes!! so confident in everything he does EXCEPT THIS #so powerful and bold and straightforward in everything he does EXCEPT. THIS #he's not nervous as in like. scared or anything like we see in canon so often but like #he's jittery and his words are stumbling together and he isn't making much sense #and then he gets so aggravated that he just dives in and kisses her and hopes she understands #and there's tenderness in that bc he uses his hand to cradle her back in case if she falls #from the force of it bc he knows she isnt expecting a kiss obviously #and when he pulls away he's like 'hm. well. i sure did that. that SURE DID HAPPEN.' #'I WILL BURY MYSELF IN A HOLE NOW' but then she's clambering over his chest #and saying 'FUCKING FINALLY. MY GOD' and kissing him back #IT'S MY FAVORITE AHHH #sorry to ramble in my tags i havent done that in a rly long time #i used to write novels in my tags for no reason other than i just wanted to #this ship just means everything to me i love him so much... ahhh... sorry heheh/// #love notes #💕 Two falling stars ✨ #woof

[royalberryriku]

Finished reading The Witcher Lady of the Lake and I'm crying screaming throwing up

#No one told me this was a tradgedy #except maybe the prophecies in the book #but cmooon #why couldn't they be happy this isnt faaaair #I get it was For The Themes™ but still #Gonna write fanfic of Ciri post canon being gay and doing crime now to make myself feel better #at least there's some vagueness in whether Geralt and Yennefer actually died bc like he was kind healed by the Unicorn right? right??? :') #before the boat which I know full well has imagry associated with death and seeing someone off to the other side but shhh #let me believe #what if the author who used symbolism didn't think of that thoooo #I say knowing full well that they're actually just dead and that I'm just very sad #at least Ciri survived #and Dandelion and Triss but apparently she dies later on going by the prophecy logic #and they're separated from Ciri #and I'm sad #Haven't felt this depressed about an ending since The End of Evangelion and Code Geass #Why the faves gotta die like that #I want a hug

[rinbowaman]

hey reinaa this req is def something 🫣🫣

so like heethan and reader like live together and reader isnt feeling well, and she slept in like a skimpy nightdress so her tits and ass are out (idek how to start it) anyways heethans cooking her breakfast like eggs or something and cvms in it 😭😭 then hes like feeding it to her while stroking her head n shit and asking her if she likes it, and shes like yes (obviously) and is completely oblivious to it then smut or whatever

thank uu if u do this

”Tell me…how does it taste?”

warnings: so if you read the prompt…yeah, consumption of bodily fluids in not such a traditional manner lol. But it’s quite juicy. Implications of rough smut, smut described in subtle detail, unprotected sex (implied) and yeah…think that’s it. ;)

Stretching out the aches from last night’s session, the opening between your thighs sting with a sense of looseness throbbing mercilessly. A reminder of what your beloved fiancé had put you through, all for the sake of pleasure, pain, and love. Hard love. 

…………….

“Look at me. I said look…”

“Mmmmm…..nnnnngh!”

“That’s right…shhh….take it like I showed you…like how I trained you to.”

“Mmmm….mmmmph!!”

“Watch me…watch me….fuck….going deeper….”

……………

The vague images of Heeseung and Ethan swapping out, taking turns as they stuck their thumb in your mouth, while the remainder of their digits hooked your chin as they forced you to look their way, were all like still images in a memory drive. Heeseung pulled, thrusted, and swallowed your moans with his kisses while Ethan pushed, pumped, and slurped the drool from your mouth. You squabble aimlessly, putting forth whatever strength you had to get just the tiniest bit of distance, all to ease up the tension of his throbbing cock as he made himself fit; filling you entirely. 

You wondered for a moment, as your warm feet touch the flooring—cooled by the brisk morning temperature of near freezing, would it even be possible for you to be considered an exceptional candidate for a partner and wife, if something has happened to Heeseung and he was no longer around? Not that that wouldn’t happen, you knew that your thoughts were strictly hypothetical, yet it was a valid thought. Because the man had taken you so many times since the beginning, and has delightfully feasted and punctured your flesh, to the point that despite never experiencing pregnancy or childbirth, not yet, you wondered if your womanhood was beyond dignified. Heeseung was a stallion of all sorts, his momentum, size, and pace was unmatchable, and there was no way that any man wouldn’t be able to tell that you had been ravished. Good thing that Heeseung, and Ethan, has both claimed you for life—and that no matter how many times you both engage in the heat of sexual passion, they remarked how it always felt as good as the first time, why wouldn't they? With all that length and girth, they barely fit and required you to be extra moist in order for them to punch it in. This all further convinced you tha if ever you were without them, surely you’d be doomed to remain single forever. 

Heeseung wasn’t in bed, you sat over the edge, taking your time to adjust your body and to get ready. Still nude, you figured you should start the day off with a warm shower, but suddenly, the door opens, and there he was. 

“Hey, good morning pretty. Did you sleep okay?”

“Yes. You?” You chuckle, when he was rough and hard with his love, he was intense and passionate, sexy and dominating. Yet when he was calm and all honey, he was sweet and the love was a different type than the one he eludes at night. It was a soft, delicate love, one that was admiring and caring. 

“Good. I made you breakfast.”

You looked at him somewhat wide eyed, Heeseung, much less his Ethan side, never dabbled into the art of cuisine creation. They admitted openly and yet, here they were, with Heeseung’s dashing smirk and Ethan’s dark gaze, they split the shred body 50/50 as they presented you a plate of messily scrambled eggs, semi-burnt toast—with jelly sloppily drooling over the edge of the crust, and a small glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, with pulp staining the rim of the glass. You smiled, even though the plate had a humorous display, you knew he did his best. 

“Oh my gosh, you cooked for me?” You smiled gleefully as you looked up, to which the man before you nodded in silence and even had a faint of bashful sense in his countenance. “I tried.” He calmly states, clearing his throat as his deep voice spoke modestly in response to your grateful reaction. 

“Baaaaabe, thank you! I’m going to eat ever last bite.”

“I hoped you would.” His words were sharp, deep, and somewhat quiet as he pressed out the response under a breath. You didn’t catch it. 

“What was that babe?” 

“Oh nothing. Just talking to myself. Let me know how it tastes.”

You took a bite of the eggs, and tossed the fluffed texture around as you savored the taste. “You seasoned the eggs?” You chuckled as you rolled your tongue, taking in the semi-pungent saltiness as you swallowed. He smiles as his eyes widen with an expressive sense of delight. 

“I did, do you like it?”

“I do.” You nodded politely. It was a bit saltier than what you preferred but it was the first time the man has ever stepped foot in the kitchen to cook, you weren’t going to discourage him, besides…a little salt does good for the body. 

He takes a seat next to you, takes the fork from you hands and places his free palm on the back of your head. Initially you looked at him curiously, but the moment you witnessed him sternly looking at the plate, forking a cluster of eggs, and bringing it to your face, you smiled adorably as you opened to take in the bite. He smirks and chuckles, placing a kiss on your cheek as he continues to feed you every last morsel. “Does my baby like it?”

You nod. “Mmhmm.”

“Good girl.”

…………….

Earlier…

He woke up before the sun has a chance to kiss the moon to sleep. Prior to getting out of bed, he looks down and admires his sleeping beauty. “Damn she’s pretty…” he whispers to himself. How lucky is he to have you? Well, the truth was, he wasn’t lucky, just smart. Smart enough to know that he had to get you, from the very first moment he laid eyes on you, and he planned, lied, and deceived in order to accomplish his goal….he got you. 

His member begins to harden at the sight of you, and as much as he was tempted to get at you again, he knew that after last night, he has to give you some time to catch up on your rest. You’re such a trooper, always taking him and his Ethan side without complaint, pleasing them as you took one after the other, allowing them to take turns as they pumped you up with every bit of juice they had to give. Yes, you’re such a good girl. A good, and pretty little girl. 

Always the one to show his dying love for you, Heeseung heads into the kitchen. He didn’t know what item from which in order to cook, thank goodness for YouTube. 

With the toaster ticking, and the eggs sizzling in butter, he plays around the yolk and whites, zoning out as the image of your face from last night makes him grow. You always looked so helpless, whenever he’s fucking you, and God….does he love it. 

With his thoughts triggered, an idea pops in mind. You were his…you belong to him. Even if you had wanted to leave, he knew that that was not how you truly felt, you both are in love and he claimed you the moment he laid eyes on you. You will always be under his thumb, his beautiful flower, his delicate princess…only his. 

Since he’s claimed you in more ways than one, why not expand it and introduce another manner in ‘claiming’ you? 

Grabbing onto the base, with the image of your teary face bumping up and down as he thrusted into you repeatedly the night prior, he strokes his member. God…he was so close to shutting everything off, rushing up the stairs so he could fuck you in your sleep. He was tempted, but he maintained some sense of control as he continued to stroke and thrust his palm, going faster and faster as he groans until finally… 

“Fuuuuuuuck…!” He whispers under a harsh breath, chest deeply heaving as his nostrils flare. He leans over, palm gripping the edge of the counter as he catches his breath, gasping for air. Decorating the eggs, he unleashes every last bit of what he could draft up since last night, and felt satisfied at the result. Stirring the eggs, he turns off the stove and slides it all on a plate. Adding the other ingredients, he organizes the breakfast tray and brings it up. He’ll be so happy to see you take him in, in a way that you’re not used to taking him, but it’s just as good. Besides…

“You know pretty baby, a little salt does good for the body.”

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[mcl38]

Oscar is ricciardoing lando. the real question is will lando have the guts to leave daddy zak like ricciardo left horner

oscar isnt ricciardoing lando bc hes not doing such a disastrous job that it leaves lando without reference for what hes doing right or wrong👍🏻 thank GOD oscar isnt ricciardoing lando bc idk what i wouldve done if another australian flopped hardcore in that mclaren cockpit

as for having the 'guts' to leave mclaren - was it guts for ricciardo to leave red bull? u think it was guts? id say its the opposite. his cojones were so shrinked down and teeny tiny that he cared more abt his own ego & status within the team (and money) than like. actually being with a top tier team. idk abt u but i dont see that as a real racer's mentality

oh wait i only just realised that 'ricciardoing' means oscar is the max to landos daniel (maxiels go back to sleep shhh this isnt abt u shhhh). except like he isnt lmao? hes a great rookie but firstabal he isnt at all close to properly challenging lando yet (cant wait for him to be!! hes developing so fast) and secondabal theres no mind games, frustrations, or on-track #welldonebaku moments. theyre just two guys having a chill time and bringing home soooo many points for mclaren 🧡

#welcome back anon missed u #wonder y ur doing all this for #its getting confusing bc like yeah sure the nowins stuff is like genuine hate fodder #hes got no wins he had a stinker the two (or arguably 3) times he had the opportunity #but this stuff doesnt even make sense? bc oscar is like. not on par w lando yet #like get back to the truth #tell me abt how lando is an idiot who cant do geography #or like a rich fuckboy who wears atrocious fits sometimes #but dont tell me hes getting beaten by his teammate bc i can just point u super handily to the 2023 wdc rankings #where theres fully like a 50+ point difference between them #anyways<3 #anon #ask #lando #oscar #the lando hater

[boinurmom13]

whats up gang

they all go bowling together (they all get mad at each other)

here are their categories

WORST BOWLERS!!!

Allan and Bo (neither of them bowl that often, and bo only preforms better than allan because he plays with the dogs in bowling-like fashion)

both average scores of 20💀

best bowlers

Alesia literally does trajectories from long distances for her job. shes made for this game dude. I dont have an explanation for Lance i think he just gets lucky a lot

they both average scores of 80-150

Takes the scores too seriously

not just in bowling but in literally any game.

Oh you came in first for gokarts? Congratz, you have 20 points. No, no, its not a part of the actual game i just made it up

gets in arguments over who had so many strokes in golf

both jadu and isaac seem highly competitive so i think they pay really close attention to scores n such

does anything BUT bowl

“Why would I roll a ball when I can throw a ball instead?” kind of mentality (talking about basketball games)

Camilla really likes skating rinks inside of recreational centers (fuck if i know what theyre called, but like an all around rink, arcade, bowling alley, wtc etc kinda place. so many bowling alleys double as like 30 other things)

sam owns any claw machine/basketball hoop game. also really good at the racing games for some reason??? no one knows why

camilla has gotten in trouble multiple times with the employees for bringing the skates outside of the rinks (goes to check on bo and allan who will NOT leave the bowling lanes until at least one of them gets a spare)

i should mention that camilla’s probably really good at bowling and just gets bored of it (she cheats with magic but shhh everyones too busy yelling at each other to notice)

isaacs really bad at bowling (the scar fucked up his vision but hes too stubborn to get glasses or contacts. bros half blind in one eye so he cant even see the pins all that well)

jadu cheats in every single game he plays with magic. (that leads to him and isaac arguing over whether or not the golf ball was hit or just compelled with gravity)

sams okay at bowling and literally any other game i didnt mention specifically (he went to arcades and shit a lot as a kid)

bo sucks in arcade games and cannot skate in the roller rink even if he was held at gunpoint to do so (he also comes in last place in gokarts cuz he’s too careful of a driver)

allan cant do arcade games (except for the basketball ones because he used to play in highschool. sam refuses to play against him because he knows hell lose) but yall best be DAMNED he aint rocking peoples shit in gokarts. as long as sam isnt racing hes coming in first (used to speeding in traffic)

do u like their casual outfits i gave them (SAY YES RIGHT NOW)

also theres more in the original post’s tags (if ur seeing this without a reblog attached to this is the original post hiiii hello)

#im sorry i just rly like making my favorite characters do what i do #art #stardew valley #stardew valley expanded #lance stardew valley expanded #sdv mods #sve #sve lance #sdv #sve isaac #sve camilla #sve jadu #sve alesia #alesia sve #camilla sve #jadu sve #isaac sve #sdv ocs #okay anyways #the 8 of them didnt even go together #camilla actually decided to weigh in on what she THOUGHT was gonna be a date btw bo and lance #she did not expect allan and sam to be there #but she brought isaac jadu and alesia with so it could look like she was taking a day off #with the ppl who deserve a day off #isaac protested cuz the guy likes to work #jadu was more than thrilled #and alesia was just happy she got some time off #the three did not know camillas intent #so their genuine shock when they saw lance at the alley as well was so trippy #anyways bo and lance both got kinda annoyed that they all joined in but they all ended up enjoying their time together anyway

[everythingmustmoveon]

Shhh, its okay. We tried. Even when i didnt want to, i loved them so much i couldnt shut love out. We tried.

Still love them. Maybe even more now.

But it turns out, i was right all along. Love isnt a thing i get to keep. Not once it gets too close.

I will always be the person standing in the rain, forgotten at the back of the crowd, while everyone else holds hands and cuddles. I will always be the one left behind. Picked second.

I knew this! I knew this! Stupid, stupid, stupid naieve little heart for forgetting! It doesnt matter how full of love you are, its not enough to make anyone stay. (Relationships need more than love to work, and you are no good at any of the other things). (You get too close to fire, you burn.) ( i might as well be kindling with a heart full of lit matches. Or c4. Dont touch it.)

They were the exception to 'dont want to play this game again i always come out last'. They were worth it.

No more exceptions.

[acatpersonapparently]

A child between Bombalu and Jerrie is a frightening yet powerful concept

#personified chaos except confident and smart as hell about it #like Stewie but less awful or Doofenschmirtz but a young cat #this... isnt shipping #this is me mentally breeding the cats to produce The Ultimate Specimen #shhh no one knows what you're talking about #i think i should tag this as #CURSED IDEA #as well #also would probably look like actual fire

[sangrefae]

my incredibly sexy lvl 60 white mage + paladin gear

#just got to 60 with these two so had to celebrate #w new glamours #(except shhh the paladin one isnt glamoured) #viera #ffxiv #glamours #ffxiv paladin #ffxiv white mage #chattering

[jadeyharls]

you know

every time equius is nice to me i swear i get a little whiplash?

which it isnt uncommon for him to be nice to me because he can be a great guy and all!!!

but im just more accustom to him picking on me in his weird way even though the nice to butthead ratio is fairly even actually

#for those of you who have been around long enough and actually remember? yeah i mean that equius #i still talk to the weirdo #not that any of you know who im talking about except maybe kris jack vinny and a few others because he isnt on here #which shhh you guys dont mention im talking about him im at least 90% sure it would come back to bite me in the ass #*somehow* #ic

[naughtynutboy]

i have drawn SO MUCH MORE since i started this blog that it is literally unreal

im a little nerd who loves to do math only when it’s completely unnecessary, so i quickly counted up all the drawings in my 2019 art folder to put it into perspective:

i have completed 25 drawings total all year so far (excluding wips)

11 of the 25 were drawn in this month alone (july)

this means that i have drawn 14 other drawings in 6 months, averaging about 2 drawings per month before this

it also means that i have nearly doubled the amount of art i made all year in one month alone

that is INSANE for me. i struggle constantly with motivation and the urge to draw something strikes me once in a blue moon, but this blog and sanders sides in general has seriously helped inspire me and help me to draw more

and i know numbers and stuff isn’t important and it shouldn’t be what you base your worth as an artist off of, but i think seeing people reacting to my art the same way i react to other people’s art was a big factor in my motivation this month and it just makes drawing all the more rewarding. i love making people happy and making people laugh and seeing that my art is doing that, even if i’m not particularly proud of it, just makes me want to keep doing it!!

i dont really know the point of this post, but i guess it’s just to say thank you to everyone who has been liking/reblogging/keysmashing in the tags of my stuff, it’s really really nice to see and has gotten me back into drawing after a HUGE dry spell <3

#ddksjsjj this is super cheesy of me #not to b sentimental on main #except this isnt main but shhh #anyway ya im just feeling soft and happy rn and i love u all #ive been a little crackhead this month drawing so much #and i hope to draw even more in the coming months #i dont think my hyperfixation is gonna fade any time soon <3 #not ts

[kittymanya]

Ronette my dear, don’t ever disappear

Do what you want, as long as you stay here

I need you now I love you so much more than you could know,

#my art #ocs #valentine #monster au #i mean he originated from monster au so it isnt an au for him but #you know #shhh #he's fuckin on #cabibera #too i guess #technically since he has the same story there except just he dies at the end #and goes to teuqontu

[rockafirevevo]

is it just my insecurity yelling at me or is it really considered ugly when fat people wear oversized clothes because that’s really dumb if it’s true

#im like so out of touch with what is and isnt acceptable #bc i pretty much think everyone looks good in whatever body they have and fashions they choose #but my body is terrible and everything i put on it looks bad to various degrees lmao #including this damn flannel which is super cute and comfortable except when it's on me!! #i don't even know where it came from but i like it and i want it to look good it just won't #hayden shhh #weight talk #ask to tag

[cxnsigliere]

shsladvicecolumnist

((Okay but I want to know more about sims king))

honestly hes a wild fucking ride, its not too far off from normal king

#shsladvicecolumnist #Shut up Erica;; [Ooc] #I GAVE HIM A HUSBAND BUT THEYRE LITERALLY NEVER NOT FLIRTY #ILL LIKE LOOK AWAY FOR 5 FUCKING SECONDS AND THEYRE IN FLIRTY MOODS AND IM JUST LIKE #''GODDAMMIT NOT AGAIN YOU TWO GET A FUCKIN ROOM'' #they woohooed once without me even telling them to which is WEIRD bc thats NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN BUT IT DID???????? #their gayness defies the games entire mechanics #also ive been determined to make sims king become enemies with as many other sims as humanly possible #except for a few ofc like uhhh chet #I ALSO LOCKED HIM OUT OF THE COMPUTER ROOM AND THE POOL IN HIS HOUSE #BUT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE CAN ACCESS THOSE JUST NOT KING #BECAUSE 1. i dont wanna see king swim that would be horrifying #and 2. idk why but for some reason imagining king using a computer is so weird #hes like an old man What Is Technology #so even when i see him on his phone im like ''HEY CUT THAT SHIT OUT SIMS KING GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE BITCH'' #he gets angry really easily and he doesnt even have he hot temper trait so thats weird #but i mean Accurate tbh #his traits are gloomy and romantic and materialistic #and hes also a mafia boss in the game bc Duh #even tho canon king isnt actually the boss but shhh

[anne-i-write]

moriarty the patriot headcannons

| requested by anon: “uhhh kinda weird lmao but how would the moriarty bros react to an s/o from the future? (Headcanons) thanks! OwO” |

william x reader; louis x reader; albert x reader

word count: 1355

tw: a few swears, if i’m missing any please let me know!

a/n: i’m so sorry that these are coming out so slow please enjoy!

william: 317 words

please

as soon as you wake up he’ll be staring at you intently

“where am i?”

“durham, england, 1880… and in my room”

it takes you like ten minutes to process everything that’s going on because: “i’m dreaming right??? or did i actually shift???

after finally accepting the fact you indeed did not shift and are not dreaming, you finally looked at the man who had stayed silent during your incoherent ramblings

“you seem more awake now, is it alright if i ask a few questions?”

hhh he’s such a gentleman

you both honestly take this whole time shift thing really well

louis definitely walks in on you two and he’s like,,

“who tf are you and how did you get in”

sdjkfhd pls its so funny when you guys converse

his speaking manner is so refined and yours is just,, yours

but he loves it

he thinks its cute

he comes up with a story for you because there were people who were no doubt going to question how you came into his life

and from there you two hit it off really well

accidentally said you two were to be wed during a conversation and the nobles went insane

when you are on the carriage ride back from the party he apologizes for saying something so out of line

“i wouldn’t mind being married to you, william.”

this man always has something to say but THIS

YOU

he wanted to respond with something witty but you just,, existed and made him melt

“let’s go buy a ring tomorrow then.”

asks you questions about the future

only trivial things, never if his plan works in the long term

but judging by the way you talk about your previous life he can tell that everyone is somewhat equal, except for “the dumbass politicians” you speak about

oh did i mention he picks up your swears too LMAO

louis: 459 words

 he’s heading back to his room when you come OUT of his room

“who tf are you, how did you get into this house, and why are you here”

instant kill mode

you think you’re dreaming so you’re like,, ok cool and you tell him most of your life story and he’s like

??????

has never been more dumbfounded in his life

who is this person and what are they wearing and why are they telling me their life story

eventually the rest of the moriarty team gets involved and matters are settled lmao

you all agree that staying in the manor is the best course of action at the moment

louis thinks you’re taking this a little too well so he’s still a little sus of you

like seriously,, the future?? cmon now

the people you’re working for probably made those weird clothes for you

but anyways

you’re helping him clean the house and cook

“this is fun,,, but honestly?? if i have to do this by myself everyday i would cry”

you keep saying this and you know it’s getting annoying for louis but he ISNT TALKING

if you can’t beat em, annoy em

finally gives in

“how did you used to wash clothes in the future?”

and you get this big smile on your face and you start TALKING

you’re so excited that he finally spoke to you

even tho you know you lowkey annoyed him

but you’re talking and louis is like,, huh

you’re talkative, but not annoying at all

you have little stories that make him laugh sometimes

needless to say you both get closer

but it isn’t until one night louis is making rounds around the manor that he passes by your room and hears crying

so he’s worried and he goes into your room

bruh you try pulling that shit where you wipe away your tears and be like “oh i’m okay!”

like,, no u aren’t

louis makes you spill what’s bothering you

“my friends, my family… are they okay? are they looking for me?? they must be so worried”

note that you’ve already been at the moriarty estate for about two months without any word that you can return to your own time

and louis holds you

he teaches you more about the year that you’re currently stuck in and he tries to take your mind off of the bad things

asks william to buy more books to indulge you bc you have some book withdrawals bc “WHAT DO YOU MEAN A TALE FOR THE TIME BEING HASNT BEEN PRINTED YET” followed by a short crying session

he’s a really good boyfriend

you taught him what a boyfriend was and he couldn’t stop thinking about how much society’s view on relationships changed

albert: 579 words

is walking down the streets at night when he sees you barreling down the road in your clothes

you look pretty scathed when you run right into him

“are you alright?”

you’re scared and out of breath but he’s wearing what you can only assume is a uniform of england

he takes you to his place and tries to calm you down

he asks you questions and you tell him everything straight out

you know you look crazy but you couldn’t bring yourself to care

you were just walking back from a friend’s place IN BROAD DAYLIGHT and you felt dizzy and you woke up alone in a dark alleyway

“where are you from?”

you obviously give him your city but he corrects himself

“what year are you from?”

“2019”

doesn’t want to believe you bc you’re all frantic and maybe insane

but your clothes just seem to different for him to brush off the possibility

tells you to sleep it off and gives you his bed

he’s already writing a letter to his brothers that he’s possibly coming back with someone

“ohoho brother albert has a suitor now?”

anyways, albert asks you more questions about your other life as you’re both on the train to durham

albert went out to buy you more fitting clothes before leaving and you couldn’t even repay him

but he tries to get you in a comfortable position so you don’t spiral again

but he’s genuinely nice about it when he finally accepts the fact that you are in fact from the future

funny enough, you both don’t get each others names until you get onto the train

“oh, my name is albert james moriarty”

and you’re briefly like “oh like sherlock’s nemesis” but then you remember that this is only the victorian era

sherlock holmes doesn’t exist, it’s just a coincidence

so you both get to the manor and he introduces you to the moriarty team and this is where you’re like,,

oh my God

this is real and i know the ending

you suddenly want to travel back further in time and never meet them bc they’re all really sweet towards you

and you got attached to them more than you should have

albert notices you’re a little tense so he makes small conversation to get your mind off of things

“i do like to play the piano”

bro

they have a piano delivered to the house to make you feel more comfortable and hopefully keep you occupied

itching and nostalgic (ironic), you play songs from rachmaninoff and joe hisaishi, despite it being from the future

everyone knows chopin so shhh

“that’s beautiful, did you compose that?”

“no, but another composer did, i don’t even think he exists yet”

you’re very adamant on keeping things the same

like,, no i’m not going to tell you how to create a washing machine because i don’t want to mess up the timeline if i do go back to the future

you do get very sad occasionally because you are homesick and being placed in a world where you have only heard stories of is very disorienting

but albert and the boys make up for it

albert always tries to be by your side and if he can get his hands on a piano sheet he’ll buy one for you and see if you already know it

it’s always nice to have them around, but you know the troubles you’ll eventually have to face

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