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bungiri · 3 months
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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY GUYS !!! WILL U BE CAMILLA’S VALENTINE ??
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seharuuchan · 1 year
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sofa sitting SVE edition
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I might be wrong, but it's implied that dragons are an extinct species in the SDV universe. So like, what if the Farmer found a petrified dragon egg, or even a whole clutch, and somehow managed to hatch it/them Game of Thrones style? They've done some insane stuff both in canon, and in SVE and RSV so it's not hard to imagine they'd do the truly impossible like reviving not only an extinct species, but a magic species at that. Rambling aside, onto the question: how would the SVE mages (including Morgan) and adventurer's, and Mr. Aguar from RSV react to the farmer's feat of bringing dragons back to life?
(P.s, maybe add Mr. Qi as well bc I imagine he'd be VERY interested in this event)
You're 100% right
And it's interesting: I've long wondered why there was no mention of dragons anywhere in the notes or in the library, when there are skeletons and teeth of these very same dragons lying around in the Calico Desert and Ginger Island? And can serpents be considered descendants of these dragons?
Lance's mention of his teacher with the title "Dragon Master" also gives us the right to believe for the existence of dragons in the SDV world (although I used to think it was just such a cool title for his teacher. Or a reference to Lance's Pokémon trainer in general).
But enough rambling! Thanks for your ask and enjoy some short stories ☺️🫰
Warning: this post is long...
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Marlon & Gil:
Marlon sipped his tea quietly in his Guildhall on a cold winter morning, to the crackle of a blazing fireplace and the soft snores of his friend, Gil. The one-eyed adventurer was enjoying a rare moment in his life - a quiet morning, with no worries about stocking up on provisions and elixirs, no worry about monsters...
But apparently the Yoba itself decided that Marlon had had enough of the peaceful time and presented him with a Farmer riding a dragon. The flying reptile with purple scales, beautiful as amethysts, along with its rider managed to smash through the old Adventurer's Guild roof, but thankfully no one was hurt.
If Marlon had only known Farmer for a few months, he would have been in mute shock at what he had seen. Now that the youth was a full member of the Guild for the second year, Marlon only sighed tiredly and went to the undestroyed room to get his tools. Dragons? Yes, he was interested in that. But questions later, first they need to fix the hole in the roof because it's cold winter outside, you know.
The Farmer will help, of course, as they are the direct cause of the collapsed ceiling. And the Gil will join in when he stops hiding his chuckle behind his snoring. He's been awake for a while now, and he can hardly contain his laughter (and his pride in Farmer) while pretending to be asleep.
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Isaac:
If the quote "I don't get paid enough for this shit" were a person, Isaac would be the complete personification of that phrase.
Anyone would be shocked, amazed and delighted by the most beautiful and noble creatures that had extinct so long ago that many people no longer believed they existed and had come to regard them as a fairy tale and a legend. Anyone, but not Isaac. Because the moment the master of the dangerous reptiles appeared before Isaac's eyes - he wanted to bang his head against the wall.
Let no one dare tell him that 'Farmer is special' or 'Farmer knows what to do'. No, they don't know what they're doing! A bloody immature upstart who coddles a dangerous dragons like a puppies! That even now the curious reptiles are slowly moving towards Isaac to sniff and study him, a man they don't know. And how does HE know what the hell is going on in their heads?! Maybe they see him as just another snack, for Yoba's sake!
He won't be tempted to trade his own safety and the safety of other people for prickly curiosity. He will not, like the others, reach for the huge toothy maw, nor is he going to scratch the head of the purring (dragons can purr?) creature. Isaac goes to report the Farmer and the dragons to the Order of Pythagoras, and he doesn't care that he'll be disliked by many for such an act. It will take a long time before Isaac finally trusts the Farmer and their pets, but that will be a while yet. For now, the scarred adventurer will do what he thinks is right.
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Lance:
After a long training in swordsmanship and magic spells, young Lance always waited with joy for his teacher to call him for a short break. After all, it was during the break that they would both go to the tavern, eating dinner, where his teacher would praise him for his success in the last training session, and most importantly, tell him another fascinating legend about monsters and creature. Even though his mentor was a "Dragon Master", they haven't met any dragons themself. Their great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather, however, had seen the beautiful flying reptile once with his own eyes.
Oh, how Lance wanted to be the man who would see a dragon, how he wanted to believe they still existed!
It was just a childhood dream that Lance had long since grown out of. But life had given him an unexpected surprise.....
He slowly touched the dragon's snout, gently running his fingers over the warm scarlet scales. Taking his time, careful not to bring his fingers too close to the razor-sharp fangs. Lance almost couldn't tear his gaze away from the big amber eyes that watched him intently. Slowly turning his head towards the Farmer, the pink-haired adventurer saw a sign of approval that he could continue. Giving his friend a grateful nod, Lance turned his gaze back to the dragon. Who would have thought that gallant adventurer would have the opportunity not only to see this marvellous creature, but also to learn from Farmer how miraculously they were able to do the impossible.
It'll go down in Lance's memoirs for sure.
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Jadu:
Due to insomnia, hard work with manuscripts and scrolls, and an unhealthy obsession with coffee, Jadu looked like the walking dead these days. Add to that the fact that the young wizard was as stubborn as an ass: no matter how much Lance tried to gently help his friend, no matter how much Isaac tried to force him into bed, and no matter how hard the others tried - to no avail. Jadu's goal was to finish the job - and he'd done it, and sleep was of secondary importance to him.
Naturally, this disregard for his sleep regime was not without consequences, and so Jadu, about to teleport back from the Stardew Valley to the Castle Village, didn't even realise how the world swam before his eyes and his body went limp. But before poor wizard lost consciousness, he felt that someone had grabbed him and would not let him fall. Half an hour later, Jadu realised that he was not lying on the cold ground, but in the warm embrace of someone... with scales? And wings? And claws on its paws?
Is he still asleep?
But as it turned out, he emerged from the realm of reverie and listened half-asleep to Farmer's restless speech. The sensation of inhuman skin and the word "dragon" made Jadu jump up as if scalded by boiling water and quickly get to his feet.
A dragon?! A real one?! Where from and how? Farmer, please explain! You raised it? Where? And what kind of dragon?! He'd studied the legends, but he'd never thought he'd meet a large reptile himself. And what do they eat, and how do they conjure? He need to know? Sleep? What sleep, he doesn't need that right now!
It took a lot of effort for the farmer to at least get Jadu back to a sitting position. It is not clear whether the noble reptile understood their words, but the creature's gaze was shrewd and full of wisdom. And amusement from this funny scene.
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Morgan:
Morgan follows the familiar hidden path again, behind a flowering tree with a swing, where there is a hole in the farm's fence. Trying not to make any loud noise, Magnus' young apprentice walks through the tall grass, holding back a playful chuckle.
Even though the Farmer had long ago told them that they would always be welcome at the farm and would be treated to ripe fruit from the greenhouse, Morgan still chose to visit in this way, adding intrigue and fun to their dull routine of studying the history of the Republic and the bestiary.
The young talent once again wanted to go into the chicken coop, where there was a void chicken that the Farmer had allowed them to feed and even give her name (Morgan had named her Coal). But when Morgan looked into the coop, instead of the usual joyful clucking, they felt a smoky breath coming from a toothy mouth that definitely did not belong to a hen. In the dark wooden room, Morgan couldn't see who it was, so all they could do was run out of the coop screaming in terror and crying.
Luckily, the Farmer, who had arrived quickly, had time to calm the child and explain that a dragon lived here for the time being.
Morgan at the mention of the mythical creature completely forgot about everything in the world. A moment later, the Farmer was bombarded with questions and requests to see dragon again. The farmer allowed (taking Morgan's word that they would keep it a secret). Wow, dragons are even cooler that void chicken! Sorry, Coal...
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Alesia:
Crazy... This was just a crazy idea. Maybe Alesia still had the option to refuse and get off the green dragon's back? Before she could say anything, however, Farmer gave the takeoff command to his winged friend, and they and Alesia, riding the dragon, began to separate from the ground higher and higher. The sniper was out of breath, and her mind was unable to comprehend what was happening. A farmer, a dragon - a living dragon! - and flying on top of a large reptile. How had all this happened for literally half an hour?
Alesia never thought she would agree to ride a dragon without a second thought. She felt a little ashamed, for she had been so quick to give in to temptation and curiosity, forgetting all about safety. But that view... Definitely worth it.
Finally when they landed and Alesia felt the solid ground beneath her feet, she had to temper her excitement and have a serious talk with Farmer. About the dragon, mages and adventurers should know. No, no arguments. It is better to let the senior adventures be warned, for it could happen that seeing Farmer on a dragon could mistake them for an enemy or potential threat. This is for the safety of both the humans and the Farmer with the reptile. The girl sees that this beautiful creature is significantly intelligent and wishes no harm to anyone. Therefore, she will feel safer if Farmer, as a responsible adult, makes the right decision.
But until they notified the Order and the others, Alesia would be interested to hear how the Farmer was able to not only raise the dragon themself, but also hide their existence from the others for so long. And, if the Farmer and the dragon itself are okay with it, to repeat another flight. Because that's was fun.
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Magnus Rasmodius:
The Farmer couldn't have been happier when, after months of caring for the dragon eggs, they saw the first crack of the shell and a cute little scaly face emerge. One little flying lizard was followed by two more, and now the trio are chirping and flying merrily around their parent, already begging for attention and food.
What Farmer didn't know was that as the dragonlings hatched, a strong magical flow would come out of the eggs, which Magnus Rasmodius definitely felt.
Shocked at the unknown strong source of magic, the purple-haired wizard dropped everything he was doing and teleported to the Farmer's house. The magic that had broken through his barrier? But the barrier was still intact! Then what? An anomaly? A strong corrupting spirit? Ancient magic? And his apprentice is right at the epicentre! But while Magnus was filling his head with horrific scenes and preparing to recite the spell, teleporting straight into the living room of the Farmer's house, all his battle fervour deflated. And before Magnus's gaze was an unharmed Farmer, with three little dragons sitting on top of them, eating peach slices with gusto.
On the one hand, Magnus has an irresistible urge to smack himself on the forehead for having conjured up such scary scenes, when as an experienced magician he should always keep his composure. On the other hand, he really wants to scold the Farmer for another wild thing. His gut tells him that he has a very long report to write to the Ministry of Magic. He also needs a bottle of strong wine to get drunk and pass out after all this madness. Poor wizard is too tired to marvel at the very fact that dragons have been reborn. Maybe later...
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Camilla:
My oh my... And how come the Farmer didn't tell her, Camilla, about this wonderful pet that breathes fire and can fly in the sky? She's their best friend, isn't she? And friends always share secrets with each other.... How did the Farmer manage to raise such a marvellous beauty? Really? Hmm, interesting.
Some might rightly resent that the head witch of Castle Village treats a dangerous mythical creature like a cute poodle. Even the dragon owner themself might be surprised that she doesn't show the reaction that people usually have at the sight of a big and scary dragon.
But even it look like Camilla in her favourite way is not serious about everything, it is not true at all. Quite the opposite, she will always put her duty to protect the people of the Village above all else. But she is confident in her abilities, so just in case the Farmer's scaly friend wants to make a little mischief in her domain, she will make sure that the creature never wants to appear on the Continent of Galdora ever again. But enough of that!
Camilla will become a more frequent visitor to the Stardew Valley, because the witch certainly won't miss the opportunity to study such an interesting specimen. Camilla also has some of the rarest pets, and the witch would like to get a dragon as well. Ah, what a cutie!
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Dr. Aguar:
For a fortnight now, Aguar couldn't figure out why his body was tingling with magic like an annoying itch. For a fortnight he had been walking around irritated, unable to understand the source of this itch that was driving him crazy and preventing him from working in peace. It was only at the bus stop that Aguar realised that the closer he got to the farm, the stronger the tingling became. There's clearly something the strange Farmer is doing here.... Magnus had already mentioned that the youth had a magical gift, just like Aguar himself. But the former mage knows nothing much about the Farmer: not their motives, nothing. So Aguar wanted to find out what the Farmer does, and whether it has anything to do with this unbearable itch.
Before Dr. Aguar could even reach the porch of the Farmer's house, something blue flew out of the door at full speed, but he couldn't see it because of its speed. The Farmer ran out after it, calling to someone and waving their arms.
The thing stopped abruptly in mid-air and returned to the Farmer, wrapping their body around Farmer's right hand and growling merrily. The Farmer, barely out of breath, held their breath as they realised they had guests and that they could see the dragon. Aguar, on the other hand, crossed his arms and waited patiently for the Farmer to start the conversation themself.
So that's what it was...
A dragon, yes? And a dragon of the water element, Aguar's own element. Indeed, this little reptile was too young to control magic on its own. And the incessant flow of the same element's magic influenced the flow of the scientist's magic. Very interesting. That's what really caught Aguar's attention. He's really going to want to study the dragon. Oh, spirits, Farmer, there's no need to look at him as a bloodthirsty monster! He won't harm this little one.
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Mr. Qi:
"Congratulations to you, Farmer. Once again you managed to exceed my expectations when your tending to the eggs I left behind succeeded. I didn't doubt the success one bit, of course not. I hope you enjoy your new pets, they are truly wonderful. Also, I'll put it on a note, they are fruit-eaters, so treat your dragons to fresh fruit often. Especially melon, these dragons love it. I already know that, hehe. Good luck to you, child. I'll keep watching your progress. And always remember, the key to success is within you."
The Farmer would probably have been surprised by a letter from Mr. Qi..... But alas, the little flying reptiles accidentally burned the paper before the Farmer could open anything.
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boinurmom13 · 11 months
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sup gang.
you know that barbie/ken mugshot stuff???
yeah i did three of those.
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ok thats all
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veriitasu · 5 months
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The funny (and painful) adventures with Eun and the Rizzard continue!! I let Magnus grow out his hair <3
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poxy-domain · 9 months
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rough day for the witch of castle village
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mmarggsstuff · 10 months
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"Boy, you belong to me, I got the recipe and it's called Black Magic"
just Marley & Camilla pranking some boys, you know, the usual.
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ivquatro · 10 months
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One of my favorite drawings, it took a while, but I think it's one of the best I've ever done.
Adventurers enjoying the campfire!
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darkdewvalley · 1 month
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Sorry for being inactive but DUDE??? CAMILLA?????? THE WAY SHE FLIRTED WITH OUR MC EVEN THOUGH WE'RE MARRIED TO MAGNUS (WHO WAS IN THE EXACT SAME ROOM MIND YOU)
Honestly queen but damn
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girls4camilla · 11 months
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hi here’s my stardew valley expanded voice headcanons lolll
some of these i’m kinda on the fence about but most of them i have strong feelings about there’s rly no in between. also ik morris technically isn’t an expanded character, but i wanted to add him so bad because the voice i picked for him fits so perfectly in my head. magnus is also here bc he just had to be.
if u have any better ideas for a certain character pls do tell
sophia.
purah (catherine higgins) - legend of zelda: tears of the kingdom
victor.
hajime hinata (johnny yong bosch) - danganronpa 2
wirt (elijah wood) - over the garden wall
olivia.
jessica rabbit (kathleen turner) - who framed roger rabbit
andy.
ed tom bell (tommy lee jones) - no country for old men
susan.
nicole williams (kimberly hébert gregory) - craig of the creek
claire.
maki harukawa (erica mendez) - danganronpa v3
martin.
pit (antony del rio) - kid icarus: uprising
morris.
master kohga (erik braa) - hyrule warriors: age of calamity
magnus.
ford pines (j.k. simmons) - gravity falls
emperor belos (matthew rhys) - the owl house
professor oak (keith silverstein) - pokémon evolutions
morgan.
chihiro ogino (daveigh chase) - spirited away
greg (collin dean) - over the garden wall
apples.
bubbles (tara strong) - the powerpuff girls
peaches.
blossom (catherine cavadini) - the powerpuff girls
lance.
seiji amasawa (david gallagher) - whisper of the heart
jayce (kevin alejandro) - arcane
diluc (sean chiplock) - genshin impact
camilla.
bayonetta (jennifer hale) - bayonetta 3
lenore (jessica brown findlay) - castlevania
alesia.
lin (susan egan) - spirited away
isaac.
sasuke uchiha (yuri lowenthal) - naruto: shippuden
jadu.
kaeya (montana mccoy) - genshin impact
jolyne.
urbosa (elizabeth maxwell) - legend of zelda: breath of the wild
highlands dwarf.
jiji (kerrigan mahan) - kiki’s delivery service
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reallyghostlypost · 6 months
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Camilla might be a dark witch - not evil, just dark...
We don't know much about Camilla yet. She's the strongest known magic user alive (maybe even strongest ever), she basically rules Castle Village, she's part of the Ministry of Magic's ruling Council and she has a very irresponsible personality. Anything else we'll discover in the 2.0 update. But there are already some interesting hints about her in the game and in the sneak peeks FlashShifter shared with the community.
(This post will have spoilers both from the late game content and from the extra info FlashShifter posted on reddit, twitter and his patreon. I'm not subscribed to the patreon, so I don't have access to any extra information that's not already public, but if anyone wants to avoid spoilers then it's better to ignore this post)
I always felt like there's something off about Camilla. The way she teleports around the player feels almost… predatory. Sure, she's playful, but in the same way a cat likes to play with her food. Every time we meet her she doesn't take anything seriously, she says nothing about what she thinks or feels, she comes out as almost cold, impersonal, like her playful personality is just a mask.
But the thing that I found the weirdest about Camilla is the way Morgan describes her: "There's a witch that visits us. She doesn't really talk to me. Her name is Camilla. She gives me the creeps." Again, she comes off as cold and dismissive here, like she doesn't care about Morgan's existence, potentially since they're not useful to her. But the last part is the interesting one. Morgan finds her creepy, not odd, not intimidating, creepy. For a good witch it's a very odd description. A kid could easily be intimidated by Camilla's personality and Morgan already finds lots of things in their new home weird, so this line might just be here to emphasize their childlike innocence. But in media kids are often used to tell important information about other characters with the idea that they're still too simpleminded to be tricked by illusions or someone pretending. So this line might actually be significant.
And Morgan is not be the only one who thinks that. Throughout the few dialogues that mentions her it seems the common sentiment is that the other adventurers find Camilla to be pretty intimidating too, even if they agree that she's impressively powerful. Magnus, her friend, describes her in a very odd fashion: "Galdora has many marvels and horrors within its borders. Camilla is just one of them". Both Lance and Edmund imply that no one even questions her, they all just accept her decisions even if they might disagree with her.
And sure, she has huge responsibilities on her shoulders, so her being slightly impersonal makes sense, and her unusually powerful magic could be intimidating to other mages even if she isn't trying to be. And what's the harm in having some fun in the few moments she has some spare time, even if others find it unsettling? Her cheerful personality could just mask how much stress she has to deal with daily. Camilla seems to be the good creepy witch archetype.
But there are hints that there might be more to it. FlashShifter shared a sneak peek with her tower on his reddit and twitter accounts, and it's a really interesting building. There are skulls on the bricks and one tower looks more like a jail, with bars on the windows and door. And while the taller tower is fully lit with furniture and decorations visible through the windows, the 'prison' one is barebones and shrouded in darkness, with deep gashes in the stone walls. What is that exactly? A prison? A place to store monsters? None of the options have good connotations. From the few info you get from FlashShifter's patreon without subscribing, Camilla also has a goblin servant, a thing witches, specifically evil ones, have. She gives off a very weird vibe at this point.
But I discovered the last bit of evidence for my theory only recently. A while ago Flash posted this on reddit. Basically a fun post where he decided to show Camilla as a pokemon trainer. Aside from her creepy sprite her pokemon team is made almost exclusively out of dark and ghosts pokemon with the single exception of Cloyster, which Flash admitted that he picked due to it's unusually strong battling ability and it's creepy sprite. So Camilla would basically be a Dark trainer, and the closest thing to dark pokemon in SVE would be dark magic.
Her odd personality and her creepy tendencies would make a lot more sense if Camilla would actually use dark magic, instead of just researching it. And it would also explain why her colleagues are vaguely scared of her.
Looking back, Camilla's personality is mainly defined in opposition with Magnus's one, a fellow Council member who is very serious about his responsibilities and studies, unlike the fun-loving Camilla who doesn't take anything seriously. The cutscene she had with him shows how different their personalities are, and even the cutscene where she meets the farmer on Sheerwater Bridge contrasts with the way Magnus behaves when the farmer discovers the Void Shard. She doesn't care what the Ministry thinks and will leave in the middle of a meeting while Magnus does everything in his power to act according to what he thinks the Ministry might want him to do. The way he adopts Morgan just because the Ministry ordered him to is further proof of that.
But Camilla might also be defined in opposition to Mr Qi. She tries to protect the town Qi seems intent to destroy and she tries to clear the corruption Qi spreads (maybe?). It's also implied that they are evenly matched power wise. And as another similarity, Qi's personality is also defined through his opposition to Camilla and Magnus, the latter who specializes in plants and forest magic while Qi prefers to use dark/void magic.
Speaking of the Void, one of Qi's defining moments in SVE is when he kidnaps the farmer and places the Seal of Silence on them. Qi teleports the farmer in a pitch black area that is called 'void' in the files. But when the farmer dies in the Badlands and Camilla rescues them she also teleports the farmer to a borderless dark area eerily similar to the void. Between this and her potential dark magic, she's weirdly similar to Qi.
As a final point, if Qi is contrasted by Magnus through a life-death opposition, then it's possible that Camilla contrasts him through a dark-dark similarity. They might both use dark magic, they might both stand out due to their power and magical abilities, and they both have a guarded and mysterious personality. But while Camilla uses her magic to protect thousands of people Qi seems willing to sacrifice them all to further his goals (or for funsies I guess). While Qi works alone in the shadows, Camilla cooperates with the magical community. Even the way they interact with the farmer in their 'void' events shows that - Camilla teleports him there in order to save him while Qi teleports him there to threaten him.
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bungiri · 9 months
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CASTLE VILLAGE HOTTIES IN MY STYLE LETS GAURRRR....who's ur fave ? 👁️
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seharuuchan · 1 year
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Hi, This might be a slight serious one but I really hope you don't mind me asking for comfort reasons (going to emphasize I am safe though!). If it's off-putting/too much I wholly understand.
Let's say the farmer has a shitty ex who... wasn't the best to them. Full blown not-good, really hurt the farmer, gaslighting type. And in recent times the ex has been going out of their way to talk to the farmer again despite the farmer's numerous efforts and plain statements that they don't want to see the guy and also the farmer just.. being plain scared of their ex.
How do you think Magnus, and perhaps Camilla + Adventurer's Guild respond over that kind of situation?
Thank you for your time.
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Glad you're okay and safe, bunny anon 🙏❤️ Remember to take care of yourself, and thank you for the ask! 💕🐇
⚠️ Warning: mentions of past abusive and unhealthy relationships, manipulation, violence.
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Magnus Rasmodius:
Depending on who Farmer is to Magnus, then the wizard's behaviour will be different. If Farmer is a good friend/student to him, then naturally Magnus will be very unhappy about the existence of this type of person, and that even after moving to Stardew Valley, Farmer's ex still bothers them. Magnus will be able to contain his disdain and anger towards their ex, share his wisdom and help Farmer calm down, also tell him how to behave properly with such toxic people and stop being afraid of them. Plus he always has the ability to teleport the creep to another part of the world with no money and no pants. So don't hesitate to ask wizard for his help.
But If the Farmer is his lover/spouse, then merciful Yoba.... Magnus will have to do his best to suppress the urge to disintegrate their fucking ex by sheer force of thought. No one at the Ministry of Magic would praise him for using magic to intimidate, but Magnus didn't care about the rules this time. If anything, Camilla would help him hide the evidence. They wouldn't dare even think of Farmer, let alone talk or touch them. Magnus has plenty of connections even with the non-magical world, which he can easily use to make the man disappear from his and Farmer's sight forever. The wizard also will not forget to comfort his spouse, reminding them more than once that they are very brave, kind and patient person, and that Farmer can always turn to him for help and a hug.
Camilla:
Even if Farmer wouldn't tell Camilla directly what was troubling them lately, even if they tried to lie to the Castle Village witch that they were fine - didn't work. Camilla's attentive gaze wouldn't miss the small shiver that had taken over Farmer's body, and of course she would follow up with her dear friend/lover to find out what was wrong and what was the cause of their anxiety. More specifically, who was the cause. Just watching the person who was breaking down the door of Farmer's house and the nasty words this poor excuse for a human was throwing at Farmer was enough for Camilla.
She saw what's happening. And it drove her into a wild, pure rage.
Quickly teleporting over to Farmer's ex and grabbing them with a dead grip on the shoulder, Camilla bestowed upon them the kind of grin one might see on an enraged mother wolf defending her cub from a threat to the last drop of blood. It took literally a moment for her and the Farmer's ex to disappear from the farm with a snap of her fingers. And when the frightened Farmer didn't immediately realize why the knock on the door had stopped, they stepped out onto the porch to see Camilla sitting calmly on a bench, waiting for Farmer.
Huh, where's that person? Oh, that was their ex? Well, Farmer won't be hearing from them again. No, no, their ex is alive. But after the fate Camilla gave them, the bastard will definitely envy the dead. Oh my, she's getting distracted! How about Farmer sit with her at the wooden table that had suddenly appeared outside their house? They'll drink tea together, eat Farmer's favourite snacks and sweets, and Camilla will answer their questions. Maybe not all of them, hee hee...
Marlon:
It was because of people like the Farmer's ex that Marlon, even in his youth, sometimes questioned the righteousness of his own idea of protecting people from monsters. Because what's the point if people sometimes behave even worse than monsters? Fortunately, the old one-eyed adventurer still believed in humans, thanks to the kindness and patience of the people of Stardew Valley, as well as his apprentice and a new member of the Adventurers' Guild. Marlon believed in the Farmer when they embarked on the difficult path of the adventurer, when they took an oath to protect the people and carry their rank with honour.
He believed in them, now - it was Farmer's turn to believe in Marlon, his friend and teacher.
People who don't know about Marlon's profession often assume he's just a harmless old man whose best years are long behind him. So much for Farmer's ex making a drastic mistake when they opened the door to the Guild, coming face to face with Marlon. The old wolf knows all too well that all kind words and threats from this person are empty words, so Marlon didn't bother with ceremony and grabbed Farmer's ex by the wrist, twisting it almost to the point of bone crunching. A weakling with no willpower, of course.
He made it clear that if the Farmer had wanted to, they would have killed them on the spot long ago. Therefore, Marlon very coldly advised them to get as far away as possible and never come back if they valued their own life. After the incident, Marlon wasn't too verbose, but he still said a couple of comforting phrases to Farmer, which were enough to make his apprentice feel better and were able to breathe a sigh of relief at last.
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boinurmom13 · 3 months
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50k words, 15 chapters, comedy (sitcom style), loose plot progression, found-family trope fic
camilla breaks the 4th wall multiple times and brings up “found family” at least once
every character is out of character but in a way that takes some of their most prominent traits to the extreme for comedy purposes
the humor is cheesy and hell, but not cringe, for irony purposes
chop, chop fanfic writers. i expect this on my doorstep by 10am tomorrow.
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woomyburr1to · 9 months
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this took way too long and i didnt even end uo finishing it 😭
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