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There’s been an update to the F1 Sporting Regulations around false starts.

They are no longer solely judged by the transponders in the floor and the car.

So now if a car is deemed to move after the four second light is illuminated and before the start signal (all lights out) then they have had a ‘false start’ (jump start)

#yay lando caused a new rule to b made #game changer <3333

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Bad news tumbles Landoscar is dead.

They went to the Heat game and this is Oscar's view...

Aaaand this is Lando's, lmao

This is actually hilarious to me there's about $10,000 between those two seats. It looks like they're on opposite sides of the arena. Do you think they even knew the other was going???

#if you had Larry brain you would know this is INDISPUTABLE proof they're fucking and evil management mclaren won't let them be together!!!! #<prev mcmodest management yeah #anyways my guess is they genuinely did not know the other was going #and will probably find it funny if they find each other in the crowd after the game or smth #lando #oscar #miami 2024

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“i don’t remember things like that”

#REAL SO REAL THE REALEST #lewis #art

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#👉🏻 get in da fucking sea 🤸🌊 #polls

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actually how you dress and present yourself really does matter because nico rosberg, who dresses like the CFO of goop, is largely thought of as narcissistic and self-obsessed, despite the fact that his primary form of social media is linkedin and his two main activities are environmental finance bro and girl dad. meanwhile sebastian vettel is out here regularly posting about his career highlights, commissioning fan art of him and senna to use as merch, and flying 6000 miles to do an insect hotel photo op, but because he dresses exclusively in flannel and hasn't touched a hairbrush in six years people think of him as a humble cabin dwelling hermit

#REAL #i think its also the reputation of influencer vs guy who doesnt (didnt) have an instagram #but like. it truly all lies in the tan suits doesnt ut #nico rosberg #seb

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Lando and p vid is from post race Australia. P Went and congratulated Lando on his podium 🥹

thank u so much anon!! will go tag now

#anon #ask #lando

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uncle lando 🥺

#so adorable😭😭 #baby p #lando #video #melbourne 2024

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#crofty and brundle core #x

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assortment of favorite 🤨😬 oscar expressions 🥰🥺

#k's gifs save me save me k's gifs #oscar

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okay so I know i didnt hear it from you... BUT WHAT STREAMS DO YOU HAVE REASON TL BELIEVE LANDO WAS HIGH?!?!?!?!?! i am so cursor

i mean aside from a veiled comment from carlos once about lando bringing something redacted to the party which implied it was drugs, theres this one specific stream (the one in which lando is wearing that blue dior hoodie if ur curious) where lando multiple times starts hysterically laughing about things that are Not that funny, mentions to chat that his eyes are red, AND orders one (1) portion of sweet and sour chicken with SEVENTEEN (17) spring rolls (no rice!!) as his takeaway dinner, then eats the entire thing on stream. and the whole time max has the same like just low thrumming annoyance that i get around my stoner friends when they invite me over to hang out but get too high and become incoherent

that being said despite initially becoming pretty much convinced that lando mustve been high on that stream, i calculated it & it wouldve been like 5 days or so away from the first session of his following race weekend? which would make it quite risky considering weed stays in ur system for weeks. i rmbr going on a deep dive abt substance regulations in f1 and coming to the hesitant conclusion that weed rules are slightly more lenient now for athletes in general than they used to back in the early 2000s. that said there is still a (pretty big tbh) possibility lando was not in fact smoking & is just Like That. so like for sure dont take my word as fact - it just like. if u accept it as a headcanon then it retrospectively makes a lot of things abt the woking household make more sense

#if u want a timeline of it as well lando deffo wasnt a smoker back in 2020 he didnt even know what 420 meant #that said at the time he also didnt rly drink / party so like. things change as evidenced by yesterday #this is one of my less substantial fan theories abt him ngl. like again do not Trust me on this #its not like the dyslexia thing which i masquerade as a theory but is actually if u follow almost any logic literally just a fact #but its also not smth i invented bc i think its funny (as i do sometimes) - its smth i genuinely wonder abt #lando #ask #anon #ask to tag

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kangaroo is here 🦘

#i NEED to start skipping again #charles

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1000000000% lando.

i am so sorry but i do not believe he’s freaky enough for that

#speak ur truth. ur so right #alex #lando #idek how to tag this

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GEORGINA NOOOOOOOO

#please id b so freaked out if i were a driver #the way her skirt immediately falls😭😭 #maybe this is my sign that i need to start watching indycar #video #indycar

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bonus: vintage edition

#its cute to me that every modern version of this is w martin garrix's crew. lando adopted belgian baby #he looooves arching his back not even sexually just. bc hes hyperflexible #lando #martin garrix #analysis #(kinda)

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galex

#i havent seen challengers yet but. yes #alex #george #x

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new favorite photos of lando just dropped, like yes i love to see you living life king

#wish this were me SO bad #lando

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see this is what im fucking talking abt. imagine thinking kimi raikkonen is scandal free

#oh tragedy lando norris said smth vaguely unempathetic abt another driver. i miss the good ol days like when kimi was around. LMAO #what do u miss the most? him implying he's more man than lewis on instagram bc he drinks with his shirt off instead of being fashionable? #or maybe its the fascist merch? or the SA allegations? who's to say #fucks sake #kimi #kimi raikkonen