#they woohooed once without me even telling them to which is WEIRD bc thats NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN BUT IT DID????????

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((Okay but I want to know more about sims king))

honestly hes a wild fucking ride, its not too far off from normal king

#shsladvicecolumnist #Shut up Erica;; [Ooc] #I GAVE HIM A HUSBAND BUT THEYRE LITERALLY NEVER NOT FLIRTY #ILL LIKE LOOK AWAY FOR 5 FUCKING SECONDS AND THEYRE IN FLIRTY MOODS AND IM JUST LIKE #''GODDAMMIT NOT AGAIN YOU TWO GET A FUCKIN ROOM'' #they woohooed once without me even telling them to which is WEIRD bc thats NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN BUT IT DID???????? #their gayness defies the games entire mechanics #also ive been determined to make sims king become enemies with as many other sims as humanly possible #except for a few ofc like uhhh chet #I ALSO LOCKED HIM OUT OF THE COMPUTER ROOM AND THE POOL IN HIS HOUSE #BUT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE CAN ACCESS THOSE JUST NOT KING #BECAUSE 1. i dont wanna see king swim that would be horrifying #and 2. idk why but for some reason imagining king using a computer is so weird #hes like an old man What Is Technology #so even when i see him on his phone im like ''HEY CUT THAT SHIT OUT SIMS KING GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE BITCH'' #he gets angry really easily and he doesnt even have he hot temper trait so thats weird #but i mean Accurate tbh #his traits are gloomy and romantic and materialistic #and hes also a mafia boss in the game bc Duh #even tho canon king isnt actually the boss but shhh