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Finally represented in literature the way (no) God intended

vico ortiz i am obsessed with you

(source)

#bestie #just Jennifer Sebastien Amdeus Johan Frédéric Handel Bachtoven van Tuliptoucher tryna seduce me

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Ugh omg congratulations bestie. Easily the best person to play Demeter on earth. Ooh! And you're gonna have the best Demeter Cosplay in the fandom now too! That's pretty sessy. Official Queen of the Jellicle Ball

THE CATS AUDITION PART 2?!?

YALL

I GOT NEWS ABOUT A PRODUCTION OF CATS IN VANCOUVER

I APPLIED THIS MORNING

3.5 HOURS LATER I GOT A FUCKIN CALL BACK

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!?!?!? AND THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE ACCOMMODATIONS FOR ME SO I CAN AUDITIOJ VIRTUALLY SINCE IM THE ONLY ACTOR CALLED BACK FROM ONTARIO

OHHH MY GOOODDDDDD

THEY LIKE ME!! THEY REALLY LIKE ME!!!

#BESTIE YAAAAS #cats the musical #demeter cats #excited for you to become the Official ™ Canon Source of Information on Demeter™ #sorry plebs your weird freaky hcs must now conform to this Twink's performance of Demeter #i dont make the rules- #-oh wait yes i do

[acatpersonapparently]

writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

#it did #it did amuse me #the real tragedy is Lightning McQueen cant vore cause got a tiny narrow mouth #and if you dont swallow em whole then it is just Cannibalism #and thats much harder to flog ur hog to

[acatpersonapparently]

I’m inconsolable

#cats the musical #jennyanydots #jellylorum #jellydots

[acatpersonapparently]

HEY YO MOTHERFUCKERS ITS ME IM BACK IM HEATED

I'm going to break this down for you in very simple terms:

If you are so emotionally undeveloped, so lacking in any level of moral character, so absent of empathy or sympathy for your fellow man that you are STILL sending anons to Glitter-fuck about this then I need to tell you to

GROW

THE

FUCK

UP

Do you ask for presents at other people's birthdays? Do you ask for a brief speech dedicating to you at the weddings of others? When people tell you about their success do you usually go :/ I'm unsuccessful so you can't enjoy that cause it bothers me.

Go👏to👏 fucking👏therapy👏and👏 learn👏some👏emotional👏 regulation👏skills👏

There is no reason, no disability in this universe, no special exemption ever written, that means that people have to cater to you because you cannot control your own jealousy. There's no excuse for saying mean shit and the people who are saying mean shit don't need trigger warnings. It's like a bully when he demands the kid he bullies never make direct eye contact with him

It just means you're a sad person who can't control their emotions, like a person with rage issues who punches walls and throws things.

Block him! Block him and admit to yourself that you are a jealous person and you need to work on that and maybe when you grow up, you can unblock him and apologize.

SERIOUSLY GROW THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO FIND EXCUSES FOR BEING EVIL AND MEAN AND GENERALLY A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER.

Quick Thing!!

Hi! I wanna thank everyone who’s been so supportive of my casting in Cats! I’m still in shock today. However if you’re not happy with it, or you’re feeling upset about the situation or at me, please don’t send anonymous asks about it. Hateful comments about me or the opportunity I’ve been given is not a vibe! I get that things can be frustrating when it comes to getting professional work, I’ve been stuck in that boat all year. I feel you, honestly I do. If you’re looking to have a conversation with me about it, feel free to shoot me a DM and I’ll reach out as soon as I’m able!! But sending mean things isn’t gonna change anything about the situation and it’s just gonna make me miserable. Write out your feelings and frustrations on a Google doc, or on a piece of paper, go for it! But don’t send that to me, please. 

Finally, no, I will not be putting any kind of trigger warning on my posts about this show, regardless of who I get cast as or how much I talk about it. 

Please be respectful. Thank you!! <333 

#this is my friend #i will go back and time and be personally responsible for the burning of Alexandria #if it means that some of you will grow the fick up #do you know how hard this little idiot worked??? #DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD AND FOR HOW LONG THIS LITTLE HOMOSEXUAL WORKED? #maybe instead of being jealous you should look to this little gaywad as an aspirational figure #or just stop being the worst

[acatpersonapparently]

Gossip girls!

Sillabub and Victoria keeping up a running commentary behind the legs of everyone else taking their bows…

Hyla Mayrose Perillo as Victoria and Brianna Kim as Sillabub. 2021 US tour, 27 October 2021. Footage by @selnost: please don’t repost without his permission.

#jemtoria #this is the last one and ill get over myself #the softies #the gossipy reclining homlsexuals on high

[acatpersonapparently]

girlfriends <3

#new softies giftsets wow what a beautiful discovery #jemtoria #cause of death: the softies #i love thsm so much #hold hands ya homos

[acatpersonapparently]

friend told me to draw this muscle cat and i saw no reason not to

#god he looks so creature #cats really needs this Bodybuilder Masseuse Poolboy Bishreksual from Hell #the intellect of kronk and the utility of Alfred and the musculature is Schwarz on his best day #also thankyou for giving him a massive package #high tier art #I KNOW WE'VE NEVER MET BUT THATS MY SON AND I LOVE HIM

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Woah ho ho, a lil gay if you ask me. A little while ago you reblogged an "why are we friends" ask and I didn't answer it but I will now.

Mrs Jennifer Amadeus Tulp-Sucker AnyThots,

You are beyond gifted, hardworking, and talented. You love all the things I meme on, and I love ur memes sm. You are more supportive than the world's best bra. I want to seduce you and ravish you in a wicked way.

All I can say is

TNCLHC (SYAHIS)

Today is a very special day.

Why? Because today marks a year ago that I sent a blogger I loved a message asking to join his rp group chat

and that's how I met the best group of friends ever 🖤

It has been a wild year filled with pure and utter chaos, great rps, bestie moments, plans to meet up, the creation of Cleetus and the composition of his song, a messed up holiday celebration, and much, much more

@glitter-fuck @mystery-vixen @franzferdinand-writes @plzdonthitmewithyourcar @a-cat-is-not-a-dog @acatpersonapparently @mistomoom @mistertoffelees @lagomxrph @boss-angeles420 @boss-vegas420 @catboystoker and ofc @cleetusthecatsoc you angels are super important to me and I love you so much

I gib chimken hug

#besties! #also co-parenting Cleetus with you is a dream #i should show you Chris Crocker songs someday

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Hohoho croissant, poutine, printemps, fenêtres hohoho, Napoléon

Dr Fish: Je ne sais quoi

[acatpersonapparently]

So, last year, as some of you know, I couldn’t go to college. I couldn’t afford it. BUT! I’ve decided to try gofundme. I’m thinking maybe if I collect donations on there, I can afford to go this time? So if you guys wouldn’t mind reblogging this, or even just clicking on the link and reading through it, I’d really appreciate it. Thank you, I love you guys <333

#ah this is one of my few precious besties #yo he deserves the fuckin world lads

[acatpersonapparently]

Tugger: just me and my hoes

Alonzo, turning to Bomba: I don’t know if I like being a part of his hoes

Bomba, shrugging: I don’t mind it

#cats the musical #rum tum tugger #bombalurina #alonzo cats #besties #omg yes #aww us and cats #Bomba takes being called one of Tugger's hoes with the same face as when she sucks a dart #love the besties #when are we going to bring Vore to the world tho

[acatpersonapparently]

@the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard it's u

[acatpersonapparently]

@the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard @glitter-fuck

Y'all should perform this together

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

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I love art... And Tig ol' bittys

What's the one Christmas song? You know the one that's like eleven pipers piping ten tits a bouncin or whatever?

#thanks my love #besties

[acatpersonapparently]

I'm👏fucking👏ur👏mom👏right👏now👏shitlips👏

KACHOW

Leaked screen shots for Cars 3: I Fucked your Mom

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@the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard @glitter-fuck @mystery-vixen @plzdonthitmewithyourcar

Me except it's all ur moms

Leaked screen shots for Cars 3: I Fucked your Mom

#i fucked your mom #happy Thanksgiving