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imyourbratzdoll · 1 year
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For the Christmas elves! Maybe Santa uses magic and makes them bigger as their gift 😏
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hello baby, I'm sorry this took a while, and I've also combined another request with this one. I hope you like it!
summary - santa gives both you and the elves a gift, making them human-sized and letting them use you through a glory hole.
warning - smut, degrading, glory hole, swearing, slut and whore used, overstimulation, voyeurism, creampie, fingering, oral sex, pussyjob, exhibitionism, cuckolding, polyamorous
18+ only please, the gif and header I use aren't mine.
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You didn’t know what you were in for when you woke up that morning. You blindly followed your husband to a room with a hole in the wall, listening to him as he told you to strip and lie down. He kissed your lips softly before walking out of the room to the other side, where the tiny men lined up, anxiously waiting. “Are you guys ready?” They nod, buzzing with excitement, Ari waves his hand, and the magic begins. Each tiny elf begins to grow, becoming larger and larger until they are as nearly as tall as their boss. They all look at each other.
“Damn, you guys are even uglier when bigger.” Lee huffs, scowling at each of them.
“Shut up, fatso. You aren’t no beauty either.” Ransom grumbles. His eyes moved down his body, having not been this large for a long time. Steve stumbles forward, giggling and bringing Ransom into a little hug, which causes Ransom’s eyes to widen. “What the hell are you doing?”
“We’re even cuter now!” Steve giggles, looking around at everyone in wonder. “I’m so happy!” 
Ari clears his throat, gaining their attention again and missing the elves as they were easier to handle. “Alright, Y/n is ready for you guys. All you have to do is get in a line and decide who goes first.” He walks out of the room, groaning when the chaos begins, all the men pushing each other, swearing and hitting one another, and while everyone is preoccupied, Steve manages to get to the front. Ari enters the room you were in, sitting in a chair in front of you. “Hey, honey. You going to be good for the elves?” You nod, whimpering when you feel something touch your puffy clit.
Steve giggles, rubbing and flicking it before his fingers slide in, curling into you as they thrust in and out. “Is so soft and warm!” The other men grumble, anxiously waiting their turn as they watch Steve take you apart with his fingers. “Feel good?” You whimper, nodding as your eyes roll to the back of your head. A soft slap makes you look up and see your husband looking down at you with a raised brow. You quickly reply to Steve with a moaned ‘yes’, begging him to pick up the pace, needing to feel him more. Steve stares with wonder as he fills you repeatedly with his thick fingers, loving that he can bring you apart instead of it being the other way around. His thumb connects with your puffy clit, curling his fingers a certain way as you scream, your head is thrown back, and your back arches as your cream coats him. Steve slowly pulls them out and sticks them in his mouth, giggling at your taste.
He’s pushed aside by Jake, who quickly kneels and devours your sopping cunt. Not wasting a second before licking and sucking the juices that leak from your tight hole, leading up to your sensitive puffy clit, and sucking it into his mouth, his eyes roll to the back of his head as your arousal enters his mouth. “So sweet!” You moan, gripping Ari’s hands as Jake takes you apart, feeling your mind go numb as his tongue slithers inside you, thrusting into you, fucking you. You scream, your walls clenching around his tongue as he devours you, taking you apart with only his tongue, wondering how they could feel so good. The others palm their growing bulges, watching your legs quiver as Jake sucks your swollen clit. Your back arches as you cum, coating his face with your arousal. “Mmm, so good.” He stands, licking his lips and sucking your juices off his face and fingers. 
Johnny pushes him out of the way, quickly releasing his cock and sliding his tip and throbbing base between your puffy lips, his swollen tip hitting your overstimulated clit with each thrust. His eyes roll into the back of his head, never having felt something so amazing before as he rubs his cock and balls all over your wet cunt. “Damn, you feel so good. I will mark you with my seed, paint you all pretty.” His pace picks up, and his head is thrown back as he uses you while his other hand quickly reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of your knickers, bringing it to his nose and sniffing, a loud groan falls from his lips, eyes rolling back at the feel and smell of you. Cum explodes from the both of you, your juices coat his thick cock, and his cream covers your little pussy. 
Lee grumbles, pushing Johnny away as he rolls his eyes. He pulls out his thick member, stroking it as he lines it up with your throbbing hole before slowly going inside. His eyes roll back, and his head falls, groaning. “Fuck, you’re so fucking tight, you little fucking slut. I bet you like being used by men like a whore. It’s all your good for.” Your mouth falls open, and your nails dig into Ari as Lee stretches you out with his cock. He sets a brutal pace, gripping your hips as he slams into you, grunting as your walls clench around him, squeezing him. “All your good for is pleasure, serving us like the little cockwhore you are.” Lee thrusts harder and faster, his chubby belly covering his view of his thick cock, stretching you out. “You're going to cum for me, slut.” His hand comes down, rubbing your puffy clit as you squirt around him, your vision going blank as he fills you with cum.
Frank pushes him aside as the now large man excitedly steps forward, deciding to do something different. His hand comes down and spanks your puffy button, giggling as you squirm and moan. “Aww, you’re so sensitive! It’s so cute!” He pinches your clit, and squeals as your juices flow out, causing him to scoop it up with his fingers and suck on them, humming as he walks away. You sigh, sinking into Ari before a whimper escapes you.
Lloyd huffs. “You really thought it was over? There’s like three of us left.” He strokes his throbbing cock, lining it up with your used cunt and pushing in, beginning to thrust in and out of you with his hands gripping your hips. “I told you I could fuck her better.” Lloyd slams into you, groaning and swearing as your walls wrap tightly around him. “How the fuck are you still so tight after being split open constantly?” You squeal, feeling your vision go white as you are used, and fucked like you’re nothing, the thought causes your core to snap and your arousal to leak out, covering Lloyd. “Fuck! You fucking slut, cumming so fucking early.” He growls, slamming harder and faster into you before releasing thick amounts of his cum inside you.
Curtis is next, strolling up and shoving his thick fingers inside your used cunt. “I’d rather be using your mouth right now, but this is all I’ve got.” He curls them, thrusting them in and out as his thumb presses into your swollen clit, enjoying the squeals that escape you and how your legs shake from how intense the pleasure has become. “Such a little slut, you’re so fucking useless unless it’s this.” You shiver, feeling your juices squirt freely out, your cheeks heating up as the men degrade you over cumming so early. 
Ransom steps up, rubbing his swollen head against your overstimulated cunt, slowly pushing inside your still-tight hole. A groan falls from his lips with how tight you still are and how wet your cunt is. Without anyone seeing, he strokes your hip softly as he slowly picks up the pace, thrusting into you more lovingly than anything. Ransom hears Lee and the other three shits snickering, so he begins to pound into you, feeling your walls spasm around his throbbing cock as your legs wrap around his waist, pulling him closer. He bites his lip, eyes fluttering closed as his balls tighten, pumping into you faster before exploding and filling you to the brim with his seed. Your juices coat his base, leaving a white ring around his cock.
Ari gently strokes your cheek before waving his hand. The elves turn back to tiny men, and you end up in your bed with your body feeling refreshed and taken care of. 
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birdstooth · 1 year
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✨GOTTA CATCH’EM ALL✨
Based on the Elf stories by @imyourbratzdoll 💕
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prpfs · 1 year
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🤕 Hi! I’m 21, Looking for 18+ rp partners please!
I have a few canon characters I’d love to play and some oc’s that I’ve been dying to use! But before I go into them I’ve got a few things to ask please (this is new, but I’ve been ghosted so many times that it feels like I need to say this😭)
If you like my post, please be serious about rping with me, I’m ok if you get busy or lose interest, just please let me know and don’t just ghost me. I’ve had it happen so many times recently and I just wanna let people know that I’m looking for serious, friendly long term (or as long term as possible) rps.
Ok! Onto my current canon characters that I’m dying to write! (I’d like to play these guys/Girls as Subs/switches! I also won’t play canon gays/lesbians against men or women, but I’m happy to play characters that don’t have a canon sexuality as bi/pans or anything!), but I am happy to double up and play them against other canon characters/oc’s!
Shadow and bone (I haven’t seen the new season yet!): Kaz Brekker, Jesper Fahay, Ivan, Fedyor Kaminsky, The Darkling, Matthias Halver
Heartstopper: Charlie Spring, Nick Nelson, Tara Jones, Darcy Olsson
House of the dragon: Daemon Targaryen, Aemond Targaryen, Aegon Targaryen, Lucerys Velaryon, Jacaerys Velaryon, Rhaenyra Targaryen
Peaky Blinders: Thomas Shelby
Marvel: Bucky Barnes, Wade Wilson, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker, Loki, Tony stark, Johnny Storm, Clint Barton
Harry Potter: Draco Malfoy, Regulus Black, Remus Lupin, Severus snape, Sirius black, Charlie Weasley, Fred and/or George Weasley, bill weasley, James potter, Albus dumbledore (young), Gellert Grindelwald (young)
Gotham: Oswald cobblepot
Now onto my oc’s! I have a few with specific fcs and some that don’t really have a fc yet and those I’ll send a list of possible fcs and let you choose!
1. Robin Barnes, a dragon shapeshifter (they/them pronouns, Bi and genderfluid! Fc is Damiano David)
2. Corin Lopez, a human (he/him pronouns, bi [male lean]! Fc is Boyd Holbrook)
3. Hannibal Tarly, a human based in the world of Westeros (he/him pronouns, Gay! Fc is Matt smith)
4. Corin Martell, a human based in the world of Westeros (he/him pronouns, Gay! No specific fc)
5. Samuel Carver, an Angel (he/him pronouns, bi and asexual! Fc is Tom holland)
6. Henrikas Bane, a vampire (he/him pronouns, bi! Fc is Sebastian Stan)
7. Aegon Oretsev, an elf (he/they pronouns, Pansexual! Fc is Tom Glynn carney)
8. Asmodeus White, a human with telekinesis (they/them pronouns, gay and genderfluid! No specific fc)
9. Viserys Hightower, a human (he/him pronouns, Gay! Fc is Thomas Rossier)
If any of these canons or oc’s grab your attention, hit like and I’ll reach out to you!
Thank you💞
Leave a like, and anon will get back to you!
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billkaulitzwife · 8 months
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The Outsiders Reacting to A V4pe
Pony
Would definitely choke
"WHY IS IT COLD?"
"Why does it have flavour?"
He would be a nic fiend
He's probably the one who found it
Would like it because it's colourful
Wanted to break it to see what happens
Coughed a cloud while laughing and lets just say
that shit was funny as hell
Darry whooped his ass when he got caught
Resorted to it because he found out it was worse than cigs
Definitely almost died when he found a watermelon one
watermelon elf bar
Dallas
Most definitely tried to steal it
Has a collection of dead breezes
Got a fake ID just to buy a shit load
Didn't choke
(hes a trooper)
Did almost kill someone for taking it from him
Wanted a mango flavoured one
"What the fuck why does it got flavour, man?"
"It's called a what now?"
Shoved it up his nose and inhaled
Couldn't walk for a few seconds
bro was buzzier than the bees
Throws a fit when Addie hogs it
Mango watermelon breeze
Johnny
"It's pretty, but how do you use it?"
"ARE YOU DYING, WHY IS THERE FOG?"
Coughed up a storm
it shook the neighborhood.
Did a ghost his first try
FRENCH INHALER ALERT
He literally can't survive without it
Loves the peach flavoured elf bars
Found a dead one on the road and charged it but then Dallas stole it
what a dick.
Sucks at blowing O's
Couldn't stand from the buzz
Recharges everyone's❤❤
hes a life saver
Strawberry kiwi breeze
Addie
Is the one who found it and showed the gang
TOOK THAT SHIT LIKE A TROOP
"This is nothing like a Kool but I like it."
"WHERE'S MY V4PE."
Where's My J00l esque girl
Almost cried laughing at Pony choking
Took so many hits she blows clouds when she talks now
Had to hide it from Pony and Dallas
in a shoe box
under her bed
in the floor.
Great at ghosts and O's
the most sheet gripping ghosts come from this girlie.
Fell over from her first buzz💔
Peach elf bar girlie
Darrell
Tried to confiscate it from the twins
Laughed when Two-Bit blew a cloud while laughing
Tried talking and then died😭
yk the meme?
Thats Darry trying nic
Once bought a breeze pro from a soc but didn't know what it was
Probably prefers Novo bars
Drank water after taking a hit
ouch.
Didn't really care for the elf bars
Hates seeing Ads and Pony do it, breaks his heart fr.
"Alright no more!" -takes another hit-
"MY THROAT!"
Orange novo bar
Two-Bit
Also tried stealing it
Made the same mistake as Darry and drank cold ass water
pray for them.
Took a 15 second hit and almost died
Always asks for hits of Addie's when he forgor his at home or its dead
"Addieeee I'm your best bud pleasee!"
"Why is the tip warm?"
Couldn't breathe for a solid minute because bro didn't understand that shit IS COLD.
cried because he couldn't feel his throat
guys please pray for these kids their throats hurt
Stole Ponyboy's.
Definitely couldn't walk from the buzz
Blueberry mint breeze pro.
Steve
Didn't care for it but he ended up addicted
Always wondered why it was cold
his throat is sore
Grips onto his with his life
Never leaves the house without it
"I'm stealing this for a minute."
"I like the fog."
Dizzy as fuck his first buzz
Ripped a 15 second and screamed
YOWCH
Steve posted on Twitter asking where he could get one and a bunch of socs hit him up
Cries when his dies
But Johnny comes in strong
Coconut elf bar
Soda
Giggled a bit when he took a hit
Defo hesitant
Didn't wanna ruin his perfect lungs
But he takes hits of Addie's when he wants to
Which is like
.
.
literally never
Tried to break it because the sight of seeing his friends ruin themselves with addiction wasn't fun
But he pulled through and accepted it
Cried because his throat felt weird
Was addicted for about a week
but he came clean and he rarely ever does it
ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR SODA
WOOHOOO
Has always had his opinions on v4pes.
Shrugs off any offers unless it's a
drum roll please
...
ok thank you
grape novo bar
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dc418writes · 1 year
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Dipped in Guilt
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✨Pairing✨: firefighter!Curtis Everettxblack!reader (+ a few special guests)
Summary🪄: Tis the season for drama and pain
⚠️: bit of angst, lil fluff, teensy bit of a suggestive content, language (one word though), mention of death and mourning
A/N🎙️: So this is a bit of a sneak peak (in the form of a cute Christmas imagine☺️) to a new story I’ve been thinking about and I hope you guys like it!
*Disclaimer!: although collage is made by me, I DO NOT CLAIM OWNERSHIP to pictures used as they were all found on Pinterest*
A smile curls along your lips entering the fire station bustling with foster children of all ages. The group of teens and older kids sat on the leather couch focused on their respective characters racing in karts up on the flatscreen. The smaller ones either running around or playing with their toys on the glossy floor.
“Let’s see if we can find your dad, huh Finn?,” you state gently bouncing the quiet one-year-old in your arms. He’s busy being entranced by the hanging lights and other decorations around the pristine and shining station. Drool dripping to his t-shirt while he gnaws on his tiny fingers and occasionally reaches with his free hand towards the twinkling Christmas tree.
“Looking for someone?,” a voice asks making you quickly turn around to the slender man with movie star good looks dressed as an elf.
His charming smile was inviting along with his bright blue eyes gazing down at you - and along your body. You couldn’t help but do the same as his forest green costume left nothing to the imagination when it came to his toned arms and legs.
“Um yea, Curtis actually.”
“Hm, now that can’t be right. You said Curtis, but I know you’re looking for me,” he smirks.
“Uh huh..and who are you?,” you playfully ask.
“Johnny Storm, but everyone calls me Torch.”
“Why Torch?”
“Because everywhere I go, I tend to leave a mark,” he winks causing a bashful curl of your lips as you embarrassingly struggle for your next words.
“Y/N!,” Ari greets in an elf suit of his own that struggles but somehow stays intact over his burly form. His hand claps Johnny on the shoulder before jostling him a bit as if it’s a signal or message only meant for him. “Nice to see you and little man.”
“Hi Ari! Have you seen Curtis around?”
“Towards the back helping pack up gifts. He too is an overgrown elf so you can’t miss him.”
“Oh okay thanks. I guess we’ll see you guys later,” you smile securing Finn’s diaper bag on your shoulder before turning to walk away.
“Call if you need me,” Johnny calls after you with a tilted smile. His shoulder gets another firm squeeze making him painfully groan. “What?!”
“Not her, alright?”
“And why not?”
“That’s Curtis’s nanny, so lay off. For him,” Ari lowly whispers.
“What? Afraid the old man can’t handle some friendly competition?,” Johnny smirks once more puffing his chest. It only makes Ari chuckle though.
“Look Storm, you can have any other woman in this town just not that one. Now I warned you once. Next time it may not be me in your face.”
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Boots clicking along the floor, you eventually find Curtis lifting two little girls - one in each arm - to grab two candy canes from the ornately decorated Christmas tree covered in gleaming ornaments. All of them smiling as the girls giggled while being gently placed back down.
“Santa wanted me to make sure you two got those. They’re specially made with extra sugar since he said you’re so sweet.”
“Thank you!,” they cheerily reply before running to join their friends as they squealed about Santa and his helper.
Having his back to you, it’s impossible not to gaze at the muscles in his back moving as he placed donated gifts in a large, Santa-like sack. His biceps and triceps bulging so, you just knew the sleeves would rip soon.
“The ears honestly aren’t a bad look,” you joke making him turn towards you and baby Finn. His expression not exactly what you were expecting though, looking as if you weren’t supposed to be there.
“Y/N..what are you doing here?”
“Jake told us about the toy drive and how the crew’s families always come too for help and support. I thought we’d surprise you and try to contribute.”
“You didn’t have to,” he shortly replies taking the small gift bags from your hand after bending down to kiss his son’s chubby cheek. He eagerly wiggles in response with a wide smile displaying his incoming tooth, making Curtis briefly smile.
“I know, but Finn wanted to see his dad,” you grin kissing his palm that reaches for your hoop earring. “Plus with Santa being here, I figured you guys could take your pictures.”
“What if I didn’t want him to take pictures?” Luckily no one was around to feel how tense the air was becoming. Witness your mood noticeably fall and how foolish you currently felt.
“W-Well you talked about how she wanted it to be a tradition so-,”
“You took it upon yourself to try and set it up, rather than waiting on me - his father - to do so when I wanted it done,” he interrupts in a tone so berating you can feel the tears prick at the corners of your eyes. “You’re the nanny Y/N, not his mother!”
His words hit deeper than you expected, feeling a crack climb down the center of your heart that steals your breath. You knew you weren’t Finn’s mother. You were just trying to help.
“We’ll just go back home then,” you speak barely above a whisper. “S-Sorry if I overstepped.” A squeak of an apology leaves your lips again nearly bumping into Steve trying to escape the station as quickly as you could. And mentally swearing never to come again along the way.
His crystalline blues sympathetically watch you maneuver through the crowd of kids before shifting to his crew mate with hands resting on his hips. “Curtis-,”
“Stay out of it Steve,” he gruffly replies concerned with filling the second sack.
“She doesn’t deserve to be treated like that! And we both know your little attitude isn’t about some dumb picture!”
Turning around, Curtis’s stance is poised for a fight whether started or finished by him. His nostrils flare blowing warm air on Steve - equally frustrated - as the two men stand in each other’s personal space with glares that would have the toughest faltering.
“You don’t want her here because then you have to face your true feelings. No more playing cute inside the safety of your home and pretending it’s something else in public. And what’s even more messed up, is she doesn’t even know that’s the real reason behind all this. Probably thinks you hate her when all she’s trying to do is help you and your son.”
“You don’t know shit Rogers,” Curtis grits.
“You’re wrong Curtis and you know it,” he states before walking off to help with clean up and leaving Curtis with your glossy eyes stuck in his mind.
-
Everything’s silent and dark when he enters his home. After finishing packing up gifts for each foster home that came, sweeping crumbs, and discarding cups left on tables, he didn’t make it back until a little after nine. He saw you put Finn to bed via the baby monitor linked to his phone before tidying up his toys from the living room and the dishes left in the sink.
The past few weeks, you’d made it a habit to wait up for him - which always had a smile creeping along his face when he was in the confines of his room. It might sound crazy, but it made his house feel like a home again.
Made that hole in his heart a little more bearable knowing someone was waiting for him.
However tonight, you’re body isn’t snuggled under a blanket watching some Hallmark movie. Or reading a book that has your attention in such a stronghold, you get startled realizing he’s standing beside you with an amused grin. You’re more than likely in your room actively avoiding him, and he can’t blame you.
Boots lightly thudding against the carpeted floor, he pauses seeing the light from your lamp glow under your door to the hall. Your faint sniffles making him sigh to himself, wondering if he should just leave you alone and try this again later.
“Y/N,” his knuckles lightly knock against your door, “can we talk?”
At first there’s only silence, which he took as your answer. Again, he couldn’t fault you for your choice.
He was nearly ready to walk away when your door slowly opened to reveal your eyes tinted red - along with the tip of your nose. “She must’ve tried to wash it all away while I was waiting,” he thinks.
“Thought we talked enough at the station,” you reply opening the door wide enough so he could come in.
Maybe he should’ve saved this for the morning, or just stayed on the other side of the door. You standing there in those tiny plaid pajama shorts that fell just below your butt cheeks and called attention to your model-esque legs were only made to distract him. And not to mention your matching white tank that did nothing to conceal your chest and nipples poking through just begging to be kissed, licked, and plucked. He needed to get this out now before he combusts.
“Y/N, I’m-,”
“What did I do to make you hate me so much?,” you ask with more tears threatening to spill over. “Did I say something? O-Or not do something?”
“I don’t hate you.”
“Then what? Because I’m really trying my best here Curtis.”
“I know you are.” He steps closer shutting the door behind him.
“M-Maybe I shouldn’t have moved in. Or you just need to look in a different-,”
You’re unable to finish your sentence as his palms find your cheeks bringing your mouth to his. His tongue caressing yours and lips moving with so much passion and vigor you can’t help but moan leaning into him more. How were his movements so gentle - his left hand drifting down to grip your hip and somehow twisting your body so you were sat on your vanity - yet making you heat from the inside out? Making you addicted already as your fingers clutched the front of his gray tee not ever wanting to let go.
Wait..no this was wrong. The small part of your brain not clouded by fuzzy haze remembered the words he spat at you. His tone that made you feel like a scolded child. He couldn’t treat you like that then kiss you as if he were a soldier home from war.
You wouldn’t let him play with your emotions or body like that.
“Stop,” you whisper out of breath; pushing away with your hand now pressed to the front of his throat. Your doe-like brown eyes try to search his for some type of answers, but you’re just left confused. “You can’t just come and-,”
“I know. I’m sorry,” he breathes stealing a peck from your tingling lips. You tried turning your face to dodge his second attempt, but his mouth was like a crimson flame flickering beautifully in the darkness of night. And yours the unfortunate moth unable to turn away. “It’s just..I’m frustrated with myself. I’m still supposed to be mourning. Stay loyal to my wife…but every day I spend with you, that sadness goes away. The obligation to sit and sulk disappears along with the little things about her, like her smell and whether she liked tea or coffee more. It’s all being taken up by you..a-and I don’t mind.”
You wipe the tears from his cheeks and lush beard trying to keep your own at bay. It’s proven difficult, hearing his broken sobs as his head falls to your shoulder whispering apology after apology into your skin. Instinctively, your hand rubs along his back kissing along the top of his head trying to calm his cries. But what more could you say to this man who just confessed his feelings for you that were overshadowed by guilt?
“Would…would it be better if I-?,”
“No, don’t leave,” he sniffs one final time before lifting his head. His right fist on the painted wood while his left hand found the side of your neck with thumb running along your jaw. “Finn needs you. I need you.”
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turianosauruswrex · 11 months
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2, 4, 6 for katya! :)
!!!!! thank you Peri!!! (Song Lyric OC Ask Game)
2. a song lyric to describe their love life
🫠
So this is where I gotta tell you, she thought she was in love with Artemy, her best friend, for like, fifteen years. She dated other boys to try and get her mind off him but it never quite worked. And this is where I gotta add that she never said a goddamn thing about it to him, and then he died, and then she spent so long trying to figure out a way to bring him back.
Enter other friendships. Enter learning what love looks like, compared to obligation, compared to obsession. Enter a tall hot goth elf who has the audacity to ask to read her mind, to let her practice that spell on him, to ask for her to stay with him. Katya has been Thru It and different lyrics fit at different times. You'll have a Phoebe Bridgers lyric for Artemy ("Part of me wants you/But most of me needs you/So I won't fall unless you ask me to"), you'll have a Halsey lyric for the in-betweens of Kaspar, Andrey, Ivan, no one ("I don't need anyone, I don't need anyone/I just need everyone and then some"), you'll have multiple Ghost lyrics for Silas ("Can't you see that you're lost? Can't you see that you're lost without me?" // "You will never walk alone/You can always reach me/You will never ever walk alone").
I think the most consistently, Katya is, was, and will be "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" by Death Cab for Cutie. It's overdone, it's cliched, it is an essential part of her person. Katya Fyodorova doesn't feel things in small ways, and when she is in love (as she is... pretty sure she is, this time), in the face of uncertain future, of pure despair, of memories spotted and faded with time and tragedy, she wants so badly to find it in her to face it together.
If Heaven and Hell decide that they both are satisfied Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks Then I'll follow you into the dark
4. a song lyric to describe their personality
I don't care what you think As long as it's about me
("I Don't Care" by Fall Out Boy) This has been, like, a guiding star for roleplaying Katya for three years and it's gone great LMAO. Girl's made not one, but TWO nemesii! And friends, but, like. It's the nemesis, Ilya, she's most quietly pleased with herself about. The other nemesis she's still coming to terms with because he happens to be her best friend Hyacinth's boyfriend. Whoops. But hey-- she's got their attention, doesn't she? :)
6. a song lyric to describe their personal style
Look down, you're talking to your highness Can't see me, I'm the reason for your blindness They try this, but I'm too classy for your lines Got my double cups up, that's the reason that I'm like this
("Sand Storm" by Apashe ft. Odalisk) Anyways would you believe there aren't a lot of songs that describe, in exact words, the precise category of goth Katya's weaseled herself into? Sure I could've gone with "Long Black Veil" by Johnny Cash or "Wear Black" by the Mountain Goats but those felt like cop-outs, like joke answers. So I went for the attitude she tries to convey, bonus round: being a scourge aasimar she can quite literally blind people.
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redrikki · 11 months
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My Series Masterpost
Short and to the Mr. Pointy - (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Collections of drabbles set in each season.
Short and to the Mr. Pointy - Season 1
Short and to the Mr. Pointy - Season 2
Short and to the Mr. Pointy - Season 3
Short and to the Mr. Pointy - Season 4
Short and to the Mr. Pointy - Season 5
Short and to the Mr. Pointy - Season 6
Short and to the Mr. Pointy - Season 7
Xander and Eshu's Wacky Road Trip - (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) While searching for Slayers in Africa, Xander hires an unusual guide, or, the god of the crossroads gets a new toy.
At the Cross Roads Well Met - The god Eshu meets an interesting man in a market in Benin or, for sixteen palm nuts, Xander hires an interesting guide. (Xander Harris, Eshu)
Goddess in the Water - Xander and Eshu find romance, a mystery and car trouble on the road, just not necessarily in that order. (Xander Harris, Eshu, OCs)
Jennifer Hailey, Vampire Slayer - (Stargate SG-1/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover) All Lt. Jennifer Hailey ever wanted was to travel the galaxy via a giant piece of alien technology, make some world changing scientific break throughs and show up Major Carter. Too bad destiny had other ideas.
Hailey Thinks - All Lt. Jennifer Hailey ever wanted was to travel the galaxy via a giant piece of alien technology. Too bad destiny had other ideas. Now she has a whole lot to think about. (Jennifer Hailey, Xander Harris)
The Lost Tribe - Being a Slayer never meant much to Lt. Jennifer Hailey, but between a crisis off-world and a prophecy, it may mean a lot. (Jennifer Hailey, Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson, Sam Carter, Teal'c, Xander Harris, Buffy Summers, Willow Rosenberg, Rupert Giles, OCs)
Houses Alike In Dignity - Downton Abbey Hogwarts fusion AU
Snakes and Lions - In Thomas, Jimmy finds that courage isn't exclusive to Gryffindors. Now if only he could find some himself. (Jimmy Kent/Thomas Barrow)
The House Elf and the Lioness - "Honestly Sybil, he's practically a house elf," Mary exclaimed when she caught them kissing in the stacks. (Sybil Crawley/Tom Branson, Mary Crawley)
The Owl & the Son-of-a-Squib - Matthew and Isobel Crawley were quite shocked when an owl swooped down and dropped an envelope on their breakfast table. (Matthew Crawley, Isabel Crawley, Mary Crawley, Joseph Molesley)
Queen of Lower Chelsea - (Ultimate Spider-Man comics) Jessica Drew may not be a real girl, but she's trying to build a real life.
Stop Clicking Your Red Heels - Jessica Drew takes a shower and her first steps into her new life. (Jessica Drew. OCs)
And Everybody Used to Call You Lucky - Peter can afford to do the right thing, but Jessica doesn't have that luxury. (Jessica Drew)
Fingertips that Might Ignite - Peter is straight like a straight thing. Jessica isn't sure what she is. (Jessica Drew/Johnny Storm, Jessica Drew/OFC)
Bursts of Stardust - (Star Wars films) Collection of short stories.
Bursts of Stardust 1
Bursts of Stardust 2
Bursts of Stardust 3
Second Verse - (A Song of Ice and Fire) Theon Greyjoy leapt off the walls of Winterfell and ended up in his own past. Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse.
Second Verse - Theon Greyjoy leaps from Winterfell's walls and ends up in his past. Can he save the Starks from themselves? More importantly, does he even want to? (Theon Greyjoy, Stark Family)
Little Bit Louder, Little Bit Worse - In a world where the War of the Five Kings goes very differently, Asha Greyjoy sails north to retrieve her brother. (Asha Greyjoy, Theon Greyjoy, Robb Stark)
Tango Verse - (Supernatural/Dollhouse crossover) Sam decides the best way to help his brother recover from Hell is to wipe his memory. It does not go as planned.
Obliviate - Sam paves a road with good intentions and some advice from Harry Potter. After all, Hermione erased her parent's memories to protect them. How is it any different if Sam does it to help Dean? (Sam Winchester, Ruby)
A Tango Dance Dance Revolution - The latest Active is a tall white guy with green eyes, pouty lips and ridiculous cheekbones. Wiping him is just another day at the office. (Topher Brink, Dean Winchester)
Two to Tango - Nothing stays buried; not memories, not guilt, not the demon apocalypse. They always claws their way back up to bite you in the ass. (Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel, Ruby, Adelle Dewitt, OCs) Abandoned WIP
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hitchell-mope · 1 year
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Hypothetical titles for season twelve of 88
The result. Season premiere. The Five Families and the DuPonts anxiously wait for the announcement on who will be the next president of the United States. Guest starring Beyoncé as Delaney’s stepcousin Melanie Crenshaw. First regular appearance of Logan Moreau as the now ten years old Barnaby and Jonah Sullivan
The displeasure of the president. Findlay rather harshly sets DuPont straight about the dissolution of her attachment to the campaign now that DuPont has won. With this episode Jeremy Shada and Ciara Bravo return as the now Vice President and Second Lady Robbie and Carter Guilroy
Infant immorality. Sidney’s team investigates the case of a brutally murdered nanny in a neighbouring gated community to Fifth Avenue. But Findlay suspects it’s not as cut and dry as it seems
Fanboy. Arlene gets put into a difficult position when a Van Buren student who’s a Stephen King fan gets embroiled in a murder case and his mother goes on the warpath
Groupie. Part one. Lucia has to break the conditioning put on the male lover of a female serial killer which leads to an unpleasant encounter with Milo Knowles (returning guest star Johnny Galecki)
DAG:devil’s advocate general. Part two. Alabaster has to turn to Leland Mulligan for help when a conflict of interest prevents Aida Cambridge or anyone from ABC&Associates from representing Lucia when Milo Knowles sues her over his mother being unable to die. Guest starring William Shatner as Judge Martin Cambridge
The three basic instincts. It’s a race against the clock to create a cure for a mutated lycanthrope virus before the prejudice against werewolves reaches an immutable all time high.
Defanged and defrocked. Gideon suspects a cat burglar is active at a retirement home for excommunicated exorcism priests where he’s volunteering. Guest starring Michael Sheen as the former reverend turned banshee Ewan Harvard.
Dark secrets in the family. Findlay has a falling out with Beaumont after she overhears him and Clementine talking about a deceased distant cousin and previously unknown to her ties to the American war of independence.
Quality time. An extremely hungover Delaney had to babysit Barnaby and Jonah when Sidney and Findlay get called into work on Coleman’s day off.
Eviction. Lucia enlists Jacob’s help in turfing out the rest of her family, barring Andy and Gideon, from the Oberon hotel.
Santa’s assistants. Midseason finale. Part one. Vikram’s head elf Clacton, guest star Gaten Matarazzo, conscripts Findlay and Sidney into rousing the current out of his holiday funk.
Elf of little help. Midseason premiere. Part two. Christmas dealt with. Findlay and Sidney now have to contend with an antagonistic Clacton when they want to return home.
The verdict. Lucia awaits Judge Cambridge’s ruling while Milo Knowles celebrates prematurely. Final appearance of Johnny Galecki as Milo Knowles.
Statute of limitations. Drummond gets arrested and extorted by a corrupt cop from the 13th precinct who was part of the Carothers outfit forty years ago. Guest starring Kristen Chenoweth as Detective Myrna Bale
A stupid thing happened on the way to the precinct. In a Rashomon episode, Drummond says his piece when he’s six hours late to his appointment at the precinct.
The patch up. Chambers comes back to New York for the first time after the election ostensibly to smooths things over. But Celestine puts a spanner in the works with the truth. Features the return of Oona Chaplin as Savannah Harding.
The gathering storm. Thornton approaches the end of his rope when his sister Savannah comes to visit along with her husband Dermot. Features the return of Ed Speleers as Dermot Harding
Mah na mah na. A mishap with magic while Drummond and Odessa are babysitting the twins causes the entire city to turn into a muppet show
Heirs and graces. Two of Findlay’s biggest interests collide when the princess royal Rani Burton (guest star Rhianne Barreto) shows up to meet her pen pal Aimee Davenport (Auli’i Cravalho) daughter of Emerson Davenport (returning guest star Chris Pratt). Also guest starring Aubrey Plaza as Tatum Mercer and Laurie Metcalf and Zoe Perry as Rani’s shoulder demon and angel, mother and daughter duo Faye and Maura Linney
Whitechapel. Thornton and Alabaster, along with Sidney, Findlay and Drummond, and unbeknownst to them, Odessa, head back to their old street in Whitechapel to face the NeoKray’s. Guest starring Geraldine Chaplin as the Birch’s mother, Juniper Abernathy. This episode features the return of Ian McShane as the Birch’s father Fleetwood
What a f*cking liberty. Findlay wakes up in the ancestral home of the uk’s prime minister Irena Claiborne and begins to piece together the NK’s plan. First appearance of Eddie Izzard as Irena Claiborne and Gwendoline Christie as Irena’s sister Eloise Baxter
The hill you die on. In Whitechapel, Thornton, Alabaster, Juniper and Fleetwood try to get Savannah to understand the consequences of her actions. Meanwhile, at Windsor castle, Odessa reveals her stowing away to the Sullivan’s and the royal family and accidentally helps Findlay piece together the NK’s plan. Features the reappearance of Meera Syal, Dev Patel and Naomi Scott as Nadine, Reuben and Chantelle Burton.
The final end of the NeoKray’s. Season finale. The Sullivan’s head to an abandoned Selfridges to rescue the Birch’s and put an end to the NK’s once and for all. Features the return of Miranda Hart as Lady Galatea Downey. Guest starring Brendan Coyle as Dermot’s father Cromwell Harding in flashbacks. Final appearance of Geraldine Chaplin as Juniper Abernathy, Ian McShane as Fleetwood Birch and Logan Moreau as Barnaby and Jonah Sullivan.
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New Disney villains
Earlier I tried an experiment where I tried to get the GPT-3 neural nets, trained on a huge collection of internet text, to generate new Disney princesses. From just two example wiki entries, I got incorrect reimaginings of existing princesses (Snow White apparently has a magic wand, a fake shoe, and a stolen chicken), and brand new princesses (Banks Afloat, pirate of a swamp in a suburb of Buffalo). The princesses were, in general, extremely powerful. So for balance I decided to see what the villains would look like.
I summarized Disney Wiki articles for Ursula (occupation: sea witch) and Scar (occupation: lion), then asked GPT-3 to fill in the next entries.
DaVinci, by far the largest of the GPT-3 variants, tended to complete the list with real Disney villains, but do it somewhat incorrectly. Apparently Gaston is now a chef.
Name: Jafar Occupation: Ruler of Agrabah Powers and abilities: Ordinary magic, Killing by staring, Induce Fear into others, Shrinking (and later restoring people to normal size) Likes: Evil, snakes, power, being high and mighty, getting rid of meddling fools, starting fights, manipulating others, treasure, exploiting blind trust, parading around in his cool suit, smooth jazz, winning, looking at himself in the mirror Dislikes: Willful insubordination, lamp oil (although his men practically bathe in the stuff), being taken for a fool, that song "A Whole New World", magic carpet rides, shady deals that go sour, not getting proper respect
Name: Cruella De Vil Occupation: High-class fashion designer Powers and abilities: Ordinary witchcraft Likes: Red, black, white, length-changing, scary things/concepts, classical paintings, dogs, white animals, money, cruelty/cruelty against kindness/animals, dingo-didi-dango, Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, not getting proper respect, brief moments of calm, Johnny Cash, her car (the black Cadillac) Dislikes: Any kind of dog, snakes, rabbits, bad publicity, good publicity, common or poor people in general, feeling unnoticed, hearing her own name, poor sales, Chihuahuas, spinach, playing the clarinet, Dr. Facilier, being double-crossed, losing to the heroes, having a cold, tight clothes, the sound "eeh-eeh!", her accountant
Name: Gaston Occupation: Chef Powers and abilities: Utter confidence, presence, charm Likes: Acceptance, feeling dashing and irresistible, being respected, apple turnovers, wooing ladies, Lillian, making and eating food, fame, lavishing praise on himself Dislikes: Insults, being ignored, being used like a tool, people who disagree with his ideas
On the other end of the GPT-3 size spectrum we have Ada, who completed the list of Disney villains not with existing villains but with its own original characters. Some of them are quite powerful indeed. I do have questions about some of their abilities though.
Name: Cowhell Occupation: Ice Dragon, Bleaths and Dinchyshire Powers and abilities: Second-hand telepathy, magic resistance, control over unknown monsters, and magic control (for high enchantment) Likes: Power, water vapors, fun, flying, cheerleading, thlynde, eatin eels Dislikes: Red wine, sunbathing, fairies, excessive negative thoughts, fighting, crazy gladiators, having to dress strictly in sasquatch fashions
Name: Another Advertisement: Personality: One of OsFreeNs Giants? Powers (best): Dry swimming, Breakthrough, Healing, some form of phoenix fly-speedy or a/the flying material or a/the magic element Dislikes: Solids with bad Prawn factor, Fishn in cages, anger and constant noise in the room
Name: Glaucous (Captain) Dislikes: Methinks those cows will go fast enough regardless of this poor storm! Paraphernalia: Large voids, severed heads, eyeball beast Likes: "Combat" (including using his magic remotely), toying with more obscure topics, asking complicated questions, judging people by their actions (except the rational type), so much time with his children, brag-good and evil characters
Name: McGilling / Maridly (Meredith) Occupation: Hersey mermaid Powers and abilities: Missimension, super strength (albeit in the form of the Moon), healing, survival of the fittest nature, how to be an attribute of water Dislikes: Power plant, those who mess with her due to her powerful mermaid magic (and inner strength), the rule of Mrs. Fairfax, power/control over water
Name: Kal Occupation: Nunchuck. Paraphernalia: Infusion of Mud, Large, Small Cumulus Needle, Additional Cape (designed by Ursula), Hood (as she is a witch), Cloak (as an elf), Glasses (as an elf), Semblance Powered by Cakes Dislikes: Hiders, plants
Name: Hildave Occupation: Lady Python Powers and abilities: Terraforming, turning others children into lizards, healing, conversation, age bending, telepathy Likes: Her clothes, other people, talking, age bending, eating, talking, animals Dislikes: Narcissist, having enemies, talking bad of others
Name: Unicorn Occupation: Unknown Powers and abilities: Another personality, can transform into a variety of different species, transport and carry airbags (union van). A practical genius, investigator extraordinaire, and gifted poolroom rapper. Dislikes: Losing one's purse, judges, corrupt corporations, depravity, cruelty, anonymity, aggression, TV, exhaustion, work reduction, dinosaurs, anything that goes the opposite direction
If you detect a slight sea-witch theme, I don’t think it’s a coincidence. Unsure whether Ursula and Scar were two random villains or part of a trend, the characters on average seemed to split the difference and come up with characters who were animals (preferably sea animals) with witchy powers. This was the most evident in the middle-sized GPT-3 variants, Curie and Babbage, who seemed to be big enough to detect a trend, yet not big enough to be accurate about existing villains. Become an AI Weirdness supporter for bonus results from Curie and Babbage - or become a free subscriber to get new AI Weirdness posts in your mailbox.
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raibebe · 3 years
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Neo CreaTures
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Hello and welcome to my first ever collab call to celebrate me hitting a huge follower milestone! This is dedicated to everyone who loves the supernatural – like me – and enjoys writing a little more interesting creatures than just vampires and werewolves – which of course are still lovely. Under the cut you’ll find a list of awesome creatures to turn our favorite boys into – or even the reader if that’s the route you want to go. Our main theme is it to have some fun and post a variety of different spooky or not so spooky fics throughout October to spread our love for the supernatural. To claim a spot, simply dm me @raibebe your member and creature of choice and I’ll add you to this post as long as the spot is still up for claim.
Reblogs are appreciated even if you chose to not enter the collab to reach a wider audience!
rules
As always: First come, first serve
The fic has to be about the chosen member, meaning he is supposed to be the main character, you’re of course allowed to add in as many of the others as you want
You can bend the lore/appearance of your creature of choice how you may seem fit. Just don’t start telling me dwarfs turn into wolves every full moon.
Deadline is October 31st 2021
Minimum word count is 2k. This should be doable, it’s a lot of time until October. If you choose to write it in multiple parts, just send me the part you want to have linked on the masterlist.
No timestamps/drabbles, bullet points, social media AUs or reactions. Fics. That’s it.
Open to all genres, it doesn’t have to be horror or gory but I would love to read some darker pieces that are perfect for the season
If you want to include smut in your work, you have to be of age. No exceptions.
Even though all NCT members are of age, please refrain from writing smut for Jisung, Chenle and Sungchang, since otherwise Jisung will call the police on us.
Tag your work accordingly if you have potentially triggering stuff in it. When in doubt – you should probably tag it. But you can always ask which brings me to the next point:
Joining the discord is not mandatory but I’d encourage you to because it’s a great way to get to know your fellow writers and maybe ask for advice or just to chat about our boys.
That’s also where I’ll post announcements and stuff
Please tell me if you’re changing URLs or want to step out of the collab or can’t meet the deadline, which is both fine and can be negotiated
Please reblog this post after getting accepted so we can reach a wider audience.
For further questions just dm me!
Members
Taeil - @fan-but-no-art  | Angel
Johnny - 
Taeyong – @ncteaxhoe | Fairy
Yuta – @sly-merlin | Naga
Kun - @moonctzeny  | Succubus
Doyoung - @just-come-baek | Mermaid
Ten - @jaesqueso | Werecat
Jaehyun - @127-mile | Ghoul
Winwin - 
Jungwoo - @heejinnien | Elf
Lucas - @justonedaywithmysunshine  | Genie
Mark -  @alreadyblondenow  | Zombie
Xiaojun - @key201303 | Guardian Angel
Hendery - @soliverse | Witch
Renjun - @moondustaeil | Kitsune
Jeno - @sparklysung  | Incubus
Haechan – 
Jaemin - @raibebe | Demon
Yangyang - @yangyanghater | Yokai
Shotaro - @chittapornswife | Nale Ba/Nishi Dak
Sungchan - @sichengscult | Warlock
Chenle - @flowerboykun​ | Merman
Jisung - @armysantiny | Shapeshifter
List of creatures to choose from. 
Some creatures are fairly similar but I wanted to give you as many choices as I could come up with without having to choose absolutely crazy creatures. As said before you’re free to bend the lore of the creatures, this is just a guide – mostly off of Wikipedia – to some of the lesser known creatures. Warning: Some creatures are darker and more gore-y than others. The descriptions are as ungraphic as possible.
Vampire: A living corpse that feeds on the blood of the living to survive
Werewolf: A human with the ability to shapeshift into the form of a wolf
Werecat: A human with the ability to shapeshift into the form of a feline
Angel: A pure, benevolent intermediary between humans and god, protectors and guiders for humans, servants of god
Guardian angel: Godsend protector and guider for humans
Fallen angel: Angel that has become tainted by sin and fell from heaven
Devil: Ruler of the underworld, personification of evil and temptation
Demon: Supernatural creature usually associated with evil and sin
Incubus: Male demon that gains his energy from engaging in sexual activity
Succubus: Female demon that gains her energy from engaging in sexual activity
Yokai: Spirits and monsters in Japanese folklore, ranging from mischievous and malevolent creatures believed to cause misfortune and harm to some that are considered to bring good fortune
Ghost: Soul or spirit of a dead person that can appear to the living
Poltergeist: Type of ghost responsible for physical disturbance, often bound to the places the soul died in
Warlock: Male practitioner of witchcraft
Witch: Female practitioner of witchcraft
Necromancer: Practitioner of magic involving communication with the dead
Genie/Jinn: Neither innately evil or good spirit
Shapeshifter: A human possessing the ability to physically transform their body
Ghoul: Demon-like creature associated with graveyards and consuming human flesh
Zombie: Undead revenant
Siren: Creature half bird and half woman who lures sailors by the sweetness of her song
Mermaid/Merman: Aquatic creature with an upper body in human form and the tail of a fish
Nymph: Minor nature deity, generally regarded as personifications of nature, tied to a specific place or landform
Dryad: Tree nymph
Fairy: Magical creature with human appearance, magical powers and a penchant for trickery
Elf: Beings with magical powers and supernatural beauty, ambivalent to humans, capable of either helping or hindering them
Gnome: Diminutive spirit that typically lives underground
Dwarf: Entity hat dwells in mountains and in the earth, associated with wisdom, smithing, mining and crafting
Satyr: Bawdy male nature spirit with horse/goat like legs, ears and horns
Centaur: Creature with the upper body of a human and the lower body of a horse
Naga: Creature with the upper body of a human and the lower body of a snake
Harpy: Half human, half bird personification of storm winds
Dragon: Large, serpentine creature that breathes fire
Kitsune: In Yōkai folklore, all foxes have the ability to shapeshift into human form they have the ability to trick others but are also portrayed as faithful guardians, friends, lovers, and wives
Phoenix: Long-lived bird that cyclically regenerates or is otherwise born again, often through burning his body and being reborn from the ashes
Basilisk: Legendary reptile reputed to be a serpent king, who can cause death with a single glance
Unicorn: Beast with a single large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead, often portrayed as horse-like
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“I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, waiting to be kissed.” - Archie Andrews
“Guess who signed us up to go Christmas caroling?” - Stiles Stilinski
“I hate winter.” - Eragon Bromsson
“I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, waiting to be kissed.” - Theo Raeken & Rebekah Mikaelson
“I wish we could put some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.” - Bucky Barnes
“We’re snowed in…” - Illya Kuryakin
“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.” - Stefan Salvatore
“Listen here, Kringle. I may have gotten naughty this year, but by today's standards, naughty's nothing! I didn't get anybody pregnant, I didn't Facebook a kid to death.”  - Wade Wilson
“Want a cookie?” - Abby Arcane
Christmas with Theo Raeken {Moodboard}  - Theo Raeken
“We’re snowed in…” - Dean Winchester
“Wow. So, what time is the Ghost of Christmas Past coming to visit you tonight?” - Wade Wilson
Christmas with Marko {Moodboard}  - Marko (The Lost Boys) 
Christmas with David {Moodboard}  - David (The Lost Boys) 
“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.”  - Sam Winchester
“The price limit was 20 dollars!”  - Elijah Mikaelson
“Chaos has come again.” - Prudence Blackwood
“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.” - Lydia Martin
“Aww, too bad Santa's dead.” - Klaus Mikaelson
“You can’t put alcohol in the hot chocolate.” - Eragon Bromsson
“Tell me this, sweetheart, have I asked you for a lot this year?” - Kol Mikaelson
“Is that mistletoe hanging from the light?”  - Elijah Mikaelson
"Why are you even worrying? The kid's just going to ignore the toy and play with the box."  - Derek Hale
“Wow. So, what time is the Ghost of Christmas Past coming to visit you tonight?” - Theo Raeken & Rebekah Mikaelson
"Love the giver more than the gift." - Scott McCall 
"Only two weeks left till Christmas!" - Dorcas Night
“We’re snowed in…” - April Ludgate
“Tell me this, sweetheart, have I asked you for a lot this year?”  - Damon Salvatore
“I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, waiting to be kissed.” - Victor Zsasz
“That was like a crazy trust exercise.” - Napoleon Solo
“I hate winter.” - Dorcas Night
“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.”  - Prudence Blackwood 
“I knew you'd forget, so my gift to you is a gift for you to give me.” - Prudence Blackwood
“I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, waiting to be kissed.”  - Dorcas Night
“Is that mistletoe hanging from the light?” - Michael Langdon
“You cannot do what you did last year.”  - Nick Scratch
“Please stop singing Christmas songs.” - Sweet Pea
“You can’t put alcohol in the hot chocolate.” - Dean Winchester
“I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, waiting to be kissed.” - Sweet Pea
“Three days before Christmas and somebody kills Santa!” - Sam Winchester
"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone." - Castiel
"I got this, I watch food network." - Dean Winchester
“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.” - Isaac Lahey
Christmas with Stiles Stilinski {Moodboard}  - Stiles Stilinski
“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.” - Rebekah Mikaelson & Theo Raeken
“That was like a crazy trust exercise.” - Kol Mikaelson
"Only two weeks left till Christmas!" - Daenerys Targaryen
“Is that mistletoe hanging from the light?” - Prudence Night
“Time to deck the halls with your incompetence.” - Peggy Carter
“This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.” - Starlight
"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone."  - Aziraphale 
“Put that cookie down. NOW!” - Sherlock Holmes (BBC)
"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone." - Sherlock Holmes (BBC)
“It's just a bit of a tradition at Christmas parties that I have with my friends. See, we do a cookie competition, and then the winner gets to take home all of the leftovers to their families on Christmas Day.” - Clark Kent (HC) 
Christmas with Dean Winchester {Moodboard} - Dean Winchester
Christmas with Sam Winchester {Moodboard} - Sam Winchester
“I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, waiting to be kissed.” - Tommy Shelby
Christmas with Theo Raeken and Rebekah Mikaelson {Moodboard} - Theo and Rebekah
Christmas with Monica Geller {Moodboard} -  Monica Geller
Christmas with Rachel Green {Moodboard} -  Rachel Green
“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.”  - Diego Hargreeves 
“Hands down, this is the best day of my life. And quite possibly the last.”  - Theo Raeken & Rebekah Mikaelson
Christmas with Johnny Storm {Moodboard}  - Johnny Storm
Christmas with Draco Malfoy {Moodboard}  - Draco Malfoy
“What to get the Shadowhunter who has everything.”  - Simon Lewis and Isabelle Lightwood
“Tell me this, sweetheart, have I asked you for a lot this year?” - Bonnie Bennett
“Is that mistletoe hanging from the light?” - David Rossi
“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.” - Theo Raeken
“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow."  - Jojen Reed
Christmas with Sherlock Holmes {Moodboard}  - Sherlock (BBC)
Christmas with John Constantine {Moodboard}  - John Constantine
“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.” - Buffy Summers
“Tell me this, sweetheart, have I asked you for a lot this year?” - April Ludgate
Christmas with Nick Miller {Moodboard}  - Nick Miller
"You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card." - Rebekah Mikaelson & Theo Raeken
“You ruined my favourite Christmas sweater!” - Modern!Ivar Ragnarsson
Christmas with Sweet Pea {Moodboard}  - Sweet Pea
"This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze." - Dean Winchester
“Christmas is just so stressful... with the lists and the lines and-and the dancing girls at TV Town Song Room." - Dean Winchester
“It's Christmas Eve! Who's going out crashing other people's Christmas parties?” - Dean Winchester
"If I hear this song one more time there will be blood." - Steve Rogers
“I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, waiting to be kissed.” - Derek Hale
“Put that cookie down. NOW!” - Rowena McCleod
“Do you want to build a snowman?” - Jughead Jones
“Put that cookie down. NOW!” - Joey Tribbiani
“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.” - John Constantine
“I hate winter.” - Mick Rory
“Oh, I know exactly what you’re trying to do. But you will not ruin my Christmas. Not again. Not this year.”  - Jason Todd
“You and I on the same team. It must be Christmas.” - Ava Sharpe
"You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card." - Barbara Kean
“Aww, too bad Santa's dead.” - Gina Linetti
“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.” - Draco Malfoy
Christmas with Derek Hale {Moodboard}  - Derek Hale
“MERRY CHRISTMAS!” - Jughead Jones
“Oh, I know exactly what you’re trying to do. But you will not ruin my Christmas. Not again. Not this year.”  - Rosalie Hale
“Put that cookie down. NOW!”  - Sweet Pea
“Hands down, this is the best day of my life. And quite possibly the last.” - Jerome Valeska
“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.” - Stiles Stilinski
“You can’t put alcohol in the hot chocolate.”  - Spencer Reid 
"Call me elf one more time!" - Theo Raeken & Rebekah Mikaelson
Christmas with Remus Lupin {Moodboard}  - Remus Lupin
“You can’t put alcohol in the hot chocolate.”  - Damon Salvatore
“Put that cookie down. NOW!” - Norma Bates
“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.” - Ambrose Spellman
Christmas with Peter Hale {Moodboard}  - Peter Hale 
"Love the giver more than the gift." - Fred Weasley
Christmas with Roman Godfrey {Moodboard}  - Roman Godfrey
“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.” - Sweet Pea
“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.” - George Weasley
“Put that cookie down. NOW!”  - Peter Maximoff
"Love the giver more than the gift." - Jughead Jones
"You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card." - Ron Weasley
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imyourbratzdoll · 5 months
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𝒂 𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍 𝒄𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖
🎄christmas masterlist🎄
hello, the christmas gang have come back to leave a special message for you. I will be holding a poll for your answers to go to. I hope you missed them as much as I did.
warning - slight angst, swearing, troublemaker elves.
the gif and headers I use aren't mine.
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Rustling can be heard as the camera moves, shaky figures can be seen through the lens as it’s currently recording. The faint sound of a woman can be heard as she adjusts it, setting it up completely so that it rests on the floor in front of the fireplace. As the woman steps back, the faces and people become clearer.
There stands Mrs Claus (you) and Ari holding their two children as the elves and their children (with Mrs Claus) surround them and face the camera. Smiles and tears grace their features as it feels like years since they’ve talked to you (followers). The heartfelt moment only lasts a second as one elf steps forward, arms wide as he yells.
“We’re back bitches!” The other elves follow, and Ari shakes his head, glaring softly down at the little troublemaker.
“Johnny! Could you let us have a cute moment for once?” Johnny shakes his head shrugging, he walks forward and gets up close to the camera, grinning.
“Did you miss us? Boy, do we have some things to tell you!” He grunts as he’s pushed aside. “Hey!”
Jake sticks his tongue out before facing the camera. “Hi! I missed you so much! It’s been so boring since the last time we saw each other!” He throws his head back, groaning. Ignoring the rest of the others as he takes up the camera before a certain elf makes his way over and pouts, giving him his best puppy dog eyes. “Okay, okay! You don’t gotta look at me like that. Here!”
Steve grins, coming into view and presses his face right up close to the camera. “Hi!” His words come out smooshed, “Missed so much!” He hugs the camera as if you are there. “Oh, I gotta go for a second to let you have some time with the others! Bye!” He waves and grins, skipping off. 
Ransom stands, adjusting his coat. “We already know you missed me the most.” He rolls his eyes. “I bet you have been bored, waiting for me to appear. It’s understandable.” Without a goodbye, he walks off and let’s the next elf appear.
Frank appears and smiles, giving a small wave. “Hi! It’s been so long! I hope you are doing well!”
Lee steps in front of Frank, glaring at the camera. “Did they bring food? What’s the point of me saying hello if no one brought me food?” You shake your head, smiling, rocking your son back and forth. 
“Lee. Be nice, people like you and don’t ask me why. I wouldn’t know, but they do.” Lee turns and looks at you, offended. “I love you, sweetie. Completely different thing.”
Lee turns back toward the camera and continues to glare. “Well, if you came here because you ‘like’ me, then I guess I can talk to you. But, next time. I’d prefer food.” He rubs his chubby belly and waddles off. Probably in search of some donuts.
Curtis steps into frame, a dirty beanie on his head and a frown on his face. “Great, you’re back. Now we have to entertain.” He rolls his eyes, not happy with interacting with humans.
Lloyd makes his way over and pushes Curtis, smirking when the other grumpy elf glares at him. “Hello, my peasants!” 
“Fucking hell, Lloyd. They are not your peasants, if anything, you’re theirs.” Ari facepalms, wondering how you convinced him to keep them. 
“Pfft, me a peasant? Please, maybe when hell freezes over.” He strokes his moustache, imagining what it would be like if hell actually froze over and he got his wish. 
Ari shakes his head, “okay, move along. Move along.” His hand scoops across the floor, moving the small elf along with a soft push and then his full attention is on the camera. “Hello friend!” He warmly greets, sending the screen a wide grin. “We have missed you, the year has been rough without you. I personally hope you enjoy this Christmas special we have made.” A small giggle escapes his daughter in his arms, catching his attention and he smiles, pinching her cheeks softly. Her hands come up to play with his greying beard. 
You smile, tickling your daughter’s feet before paying attention to your little boy. “You missed a lot while we were gone.” You look up, smiling sadly (because they missed you) at the camera. “As you can see, we’ve been blessed with more of these little munchkins. But there is more news…” You are interrupted by the door opening and a sheepish Bucky walks in.
“Sorry, sorry. I didn’t want to be late, there was a thing with the Who’s and then the elves spotted a lolly shop.” He rolls his eyes, remembering what hell that was. “I hope I’m not too late?” He continues to walk over, holding his baby boy in one arm. He leans down and pecks your forehead, giving Ari a nod.
“You’re not late, you are just in time.” You beam up at him before looking back at the camera. “As you can see, Bucky has grown a lot.” He huffs, pouting down at you. “Oh.” Your eyes widened, “Did you say that the elves spotted a lolly shop?” You looked back up at Bucky with a bewildered expression. “Crap… They will be running a muck right now.” You begin to chew on your bottom lip, hoping they aren’t wrecking the house too much.
Ari leans over and kisses your head. “Don’t worry, my love. I have them handled.” You breathe a sigh of relief as you realise, he’s used his magic before anything could be damaged.
“Thank god.” You look back at the camera. “So sorry about that. As you may have heard, we have some new elves, but they are not ready to be fully introduced to you, yet. They are definitely…” You think, trying to find the right word.
“Pieces of shit!” Lee grunts as he enters the room again with a mouth full of food. “Don’ know why we even need them! Got us.” 
Ari stares down at the small elf. “Lee, language. Also, you guys barely do any work, I have to literally bribe you so I can have presents done by Christmas.” He grumbles, pinching the bridge of his nose. 
A scoff can be heard, and Ari’s attention turns toward Lloyd. “Please, we do so much work, I think we should be getting a raise with how much work we actually do.” He strokes his moustache, staring up at Ari, raising a brow as if challenging him. “What are you gonna do, big guy? Step on me.”
“Don’t push it.” Ari mumbles, sighing softly when you reach over and rub his back. “Shall we put the kids to bed before continuing, my love?” You nod, telling the elves to behave as you gather all the children with the help of Ari and Bucky, and exit the room. 
Lloyd grins evilly toward the camera. “Oh, Stevieeee. Look, there’s pretty lights over there.” Lee and Curtis join in, watching the giddy elf sparkle with excitement. 
“Where?!” Jake and Frank shake their heads, trying to warn Steve to not fall for it. Ransom stands behind them all with a glare on his face, ready to seek revenge if they hurt his secret (not so secret) best friend. Steve wanders forward, heading toward the direction the grumps pointed towards. “Oh cool!” Steve exclaims as he opens the little door before a short shout escapes him when he’s pulled in by the sugar crazed elves. “Ah!”
Jake and Frank glare, “What the hell?! Why’d you do that?!” They try to run forward to help, but Lee and Curtis block them.
Lloyd shrugs. “I don’t know, I was bored and he’s so gullible.” All five of the elves noses scrunch when the smell of fire reaches their nostrils. “The hell is that?” 
They turn and their eyes widen when they spot Ransom next to a pile of the three elves favourite things on fire. Lee’s chocolate stash, Lloyd’s polos and Curtis’s beanies. “Whoops, I guess my finger slipped.” He stares down the three, allowing Jake and Frank to quickly retrieve Steve from the other elves, his hair all dishevelled and eyes sad. 
“There were no lights…” He pouts, Steve walks over to Ransom and stands next to him, watching the pretty flames. “Ooo, those are pretty.” He gives his best friend a smile.
You, Ari and Bucky enter the room again and you stop. “Ransom… Why is there a fire on the floor?”
Ransom shrugs. “Revenge.” You nod, ignoring it and heading toward the couch and taking a seat, both Bucky and Ari taking a seat beside you while the elves head over and begin to crawl up your body, finding their favourite spots to sit.
“Okay, we are back! We would like to thank you for being a part of our story, this has been a great journey for us, and we’ve been talking.” You look around you at the people who surround you. “How would you feel if we made Christmas a year long thing? Just for you.” You and the rest of the Christmas gang hold your breaths, awaiting the answer.
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cardest · 3 years
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New Orleans playlist
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Hungry for some po boys? Feeling the Mardi Gras vibes for this weekend? This is the ultimate NOLA playlist, right here. Play the songs here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-iHPcxymC182dTlE-Gii6ZOO5ZrN1Z1T
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Louisiana and New Orleans, all in the one awesome playlist. If there are songs I left out, let me know and I can add those. Or come meet me at Le Bon Temps Roulé  and we’ll listen to this NOLA playlist together with drinks.
LOUISIANA & NEW ORLEANS
001 Bob James - Take Me To The Mardi Gras 002 Earl King - Ain’t no city like New Orleans 003 John Lee Hooker - goin’ to Louisiana 004 Crowbar -  Wrath Of Time By Judgment 005 True Detective - Theme (The Handsome Family - Far From Any Road) 006 EyeHateGod - New Orleans Is The New Vietnam 007 The The Meters -  Chicken Strut 008 Paul McCartney - Live And Let Die (from Live And Let Die) 009 The Rolling Stones - Brown Sugar 010 Lucinda Williams - Crescent City 011 King Hobo -  New Or-Sa-Leans 012 Concrete Blonde - Bloodletting 013 Down - Underneath Everything 014 True Blood Theme Song (Jace Everett - Bad Things) 015 Corrosion of Conformity -  Broken Man 016 The New Orleans Jazz Vipers - I Hope Your Comin' Back To New Orleans 017 Willy DeVille - Jump City 018 Left Side - Gold In New Orleans 017 Necrophagia -  Reborn through Black Mass 018 Johnny Horton -  The Battle Of New Orleans 019 Dr John - Litanie des Saints 020 Foo Fighters - In the Clear 021 Redbone - The Witch Queen Of New Orleans 022 Jucifer - Lautrichienne 023 Danzig - It's a long way back from hell 024 Harry Connick, Jr. -  Oh, My Nola 025 The Gaturs - Gator Bait 026 Jon Bon Jovi - Queen Of New Orleans 027 Cyril Neville -  Gossip 028 Carlos Santana - Black Magic Woman 029 Gentleman June Gardner - It's Gonna Rain 030 Eddy G. Giles - Soul Feeling (Part 1) 031 Tool - Swamp Song 032 Beasts of Bourbon -  Psycho 033 Seratones - Gotta Get To Know Ya 034 Chuck Berry -  You Never Can Tell 035 Grateful Dead - Mississippi Half-Step Uptown Toodleoo 036 Pale Misery - Hope is a Mistake 037 Exhorder - Homicide 038 King James & the Special Men - Special Man Boogie 039 Chuck Carbo -  Can I Be Your Squeeze 040 Amebix - Axeman 041 Tomahawk - Captain Midnight 042 Waylon Jennings - Jambalaya 043 Heavy Lids - Deviate 044 Red Hot Chili Peppers -  Apache Rose Peacock 045 Necrophagia -  Rue Morgue Disciple 046 Johnny Cash -  Big River 047 Albert King -  Laundromat Blues 048 Meklit Feat Preservation Hall Horns - You Are My Luck 049 Le Winston Band  - En haut de la montagne 050 Dr. john - I Thought I Heard New Orleans Say 051 Down -  New Orleans is a dying whore 052 Samhain -  To Walk The Night 053 Creedence Clearwater Revival -  Green River 054 Southern Culture on the Skids -  Voodoo Cadillac 055 Bonnie, Sheila -  You Keep Me Hanging On 056 Warren Lee -  Funky Bell 057 Elf - Annie New Orleans 058 Cannonball Adderley - New Orleans Strut 059 Doug Kershaw - Louisiana Man - New Orleans Version 060 Willy deVille  - Voodoo Charm 061 The Animals -  The House of the Rising Sun 062 Porgy Jones -  The Dapp 063 Lost Bayou Ramblers - Sabine Turnaround 064 IDRIS MUHAMMAD - New Orleans 065 John Lee Hooker - Boogie Chillen No. 2 066 Hank 3 - Hillbilly Joker 067 Nine Inch Nails -  Heresy 068 Talking Heads - Swamp 069 Irma Thomas - I'd Rather Go Blind 070 Mississippi Fred McDowell -  I'm Going Down the River 071 Dee Dee Bridgewater   - Big Chief 072 Dr. John  - Creole Moon 073 Agents of Oblivion -  Slave Riot 074 Steve Vai - Voodoo Acid 075 Saviours -  Slave To The Hex 076 Kris  Kristofferson -  Casey's Last Ride 077 JJ Cale - Louisiana Women 078 Cher - Dark Lady of New Orleans 079 LE ROUX - Take A Ride On A Riverboat 080 The Melvins -  A History Of Bad Men 081 Floodgate - Through My Days Into My Nights 082 Opprobium - voices from the grave 083 Quintron & Miss Pussycat - Swamp Buggy Badass 084 Child Bite - ancestral ooze 085 Sammi Smith - The City Of New Orleans 086 The Explosions - Garden Of Four Trees 087 Bobby Boyd - straight ahead 088 Bobby Charles - Street People 089 Wall of Voodoo -  Far Side of Crazy 090 Rhiannon Giddens - Freedom Highway (feat. Bhi Bhiman) 091 Elton John - Honky Cat 092 Serge Gainsbourg - Bonnie and Clyde 093 Fats Domino - I'm Walking To New Orleans 094 Cruel Sea - Orleans Stomp 095 Down -  On March The Saints 096 Danzig -  Ju Ju Bone 097 The Neville Brothers ~ Voodoo 098 Megadeth -  The Conjuring 099 Miles Davis - Miles runs the voodoo down 100 Elvis Presley - King Creole 101 Led Zeppelin - Royal Orleans 102 The Lime Spiders -  Slave Girl 103 BIG BILL BROONZY  -'Mississippi River Blues'   104 Kreeps - Bad Voodoo 105 Dirty Dozen Brass Band -  Caravan 106 Kirk Windstein -  Dream In Motion 107 Eletric Prunes - Kyrie Eleison - Mardi Gras 108 Merle Haggard - The Legend Of Bonnie And Clyde 109 Corrosion of Conformity -  River of Stone 110 THE ADVENTURES OF HUCK FINN (MAIN TITLE) 111 Zigaboo Modeliste - Guns 112 ReBirth Brass Band - Let's Go Get 'Em 113 Inell Young -  What Do You See In Her? 114 Jimi Hendrix - If 6 as 9 (Studio Version) Easy Rider Soundtrack 115 Deep Purple -  Speed King 116 Exhorder - The Law 117 Crowbar -  The Cemetery Angels 118 A Streetcar Named Desire OST - Main Title 119 WOORMS - Take His Fucking Leg 120 steely dan - pearl of the quarter 121 Tabby Thomas - Hoodoo Party 122 Black Label Society -  Parade of the Dead 123 Dwight James & The Royals - Need Your Loving 124 Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter (2012) The Rampant Hunter (Soundtrack OST) 125 PanterA - The Great Southern Trendkill 126 Ween - WHO DAT? 127 Earl King - Street Parade 128 Ernie K-Doe - Here Come The Girls 129 Dejan's Olympia Brass Band ~ Mardi Gras In New Orleans 130 Body Count -  KKK Bitch 131 Goatwhore - Apocalyptic Havoc 132 C.C. Adcock - Y'all d Think She Be Good To Me (from True Blood S01E01) 133 The Meters - Fire On The Bayou 134 Dr. John - I Walk On Guilded Splinters 135 Balfa Brothers - J'ai Passe Devant ta Porte 136 Ween - Voodoo Lady 137 King Diamond -  'LOA' House 138 Creedence Clearwater Revival - Born On The Bayou 139 Dax Riggs -  See You All In Hell Or New Orleans 140 Professor Longhair - Go to the Mardi Gras 141 Dixie Witch -  Shoot The Moon 142 Ramones - The KKK Took My Baby Away 143 Fats Waller -  There's Going To Be The Devil To Pay 144 Mississippi Fred McDowell -  When the Train Comes Along with Sidney Carter & Rose Hemphill 145 Treme Song (Main Title Version) 146 Tony Joe White - Even Trolls Love Rock and Roll 147 Nine Inch Nails -  Sin 148 Exodus -  Cajun Hell 149 NEIL DIAMOND - New Orleans 150 James Brown - Call Me Super Bad 151 Jimi Hendrix -  Voodoo Child ( Slight Return ) 152 Allen Toussaint - Chokin Kind 153 Dash Rip Rock  - Meet Me at the River 154 Hawg Jaw- 4 Lo 155 Hot 8 Brass Band - Keepin It Funky 156 Hank Williams III - Rebel Within 157 Dejan's Original Olympia Brass Band - Shake It And Break It 158 Jelly Roll Morton -  Finger Buster 159 The Royal Pendletons - (Im a) Sore Loser 160 Little Bob & The Lollipops - Nobody But You 161 Gregg Allman - Floating Bridge (True Detective Soundtrack) 162 Michael Doucel with Beausoleil - Valse de Grand Meche 163 Dolly Parton - My Blue Ridge Mountain Boy 164 Othar Turner & the Afrossippi Allstars – Shimmy She Wobble 165 Jucifer - Fleur De Lis 166 Soilent Green -  Leaves Of Three 167 Ides Of Gemini -  Queen of New Orleans 168 Betty Harris -  Trouble with My Lover 169 Lead Belly - Pick A Bale Of Cotton 170 Candyman Opening Theme 171 Goatwhore - When Steel and Bone Meet 172 Acid Bath - Bleed Me An Ocean 173 Pere Ubu - Louisiana Train Wreck 174 Walter -Wolfman- Washington - You Can Stay But the Noise Must Go 175 Alice in Chains -  Hate To Feel 176 Body Count -  Voodoo 177 Live and Let Die - Jazz Funeral 178 Smoky Babe -  Cotton Field Blues 179 Professor Longhair - Big Chief Part 2 180 Lewis Boogie - Walk the Line 181 James Black - Theres a Storm in the Gulf 182 The Balfa Brothers - Parlez Nous A Boire 183 The Jambalaya Cajun Band - Bayou Teche Two Step 184 The Deacons -  Fagged Out 185 Thou - The Changeling Prince 186 Black Sabbath -  Voodoo 187 King Diamond -  Louisiana Darkness 188 Doyle -  Cemeterysexxx 189 KINGDOM OF SORROW - Grieve a Lifetime 190 Hank Williams III - Louisiana Stripes 191 FORMING THE VOID - On We Sail 192 BUCK BILOXI AND THE FUCKS - fuck you 193 Down in New Orleans - The Princess and the Frog Soundtrack 194 Trombone Shorty & James Andrews  - oh Poo Pah Doo 195 Whitesnake -  Ain't No Love In The Heart Of The City 196 The Dirty Dozen Brass band - Voodoo 197 Joe Simon - The Chokin' Kind 198 Down -  Ghosts along the Mississippi 199 AEROSMITH  - Voodoo Medicine Man 200 Nine Inch Nails -  The Perfect Drug 201 The Byrds - [Sanctuary III] Ballad Of Easy Rider 202 The Iguauas - Boom Boom Boom 203 PJ Harvey - Down By The Water 204 Louis Armstrong - Do You Know What It Means To Miss New Orleans 205 Dr John - Right Place Wrong Time 206 ESTHER ROSE - handyman 207 Lightnin Slim - It's Mighty Crazy 208 Slim Harpo - Blues Hangover 209 Irma Thomas - Ruler Of My Heart 210 WEATHER WARLOCK - Fukk the Plan-0 211 Superjoint Ritual - The Alcoholik (Use Once And Destroy) 212 Stressball - dust 213 Trampoline Team - Kill You On The Streetcar 214 Xander Harris - Where’s your Villain? 215 Dukes of Dixieland - When The Saints Go Marching In 216 Kid Congo & The Pink Monkey Birds - Su Su 217 Danzig - I'm the one 218 EyeHatteGod - Pigs 219 Hank Williams Jr - Amos Moses 220 The Cramps - Alligator Stomp 221 Crowbar - The Serpent Only Lies 222 Shrüm - drip 223 Thou  - The Only Law 224 DR. JOHN - Babylon   225 Garth Brooks - Callin' Baton Rouge 226 Wild Magnolias - All On A Mardi Gras Day 227 NCIS New Orleans TV Show theme 228 Skull Duggery - Big Easy 229 Harry Connick Jr. - City beaneath the sea 230 Elvis Presley - Dixieland Rock 231 Tom Waits - I Wish I Was In New Orleans (In The Ninth Ward) 232 Neil Young - Everybody's Rockin 233 Philip H. Anselmo & The Illegals - Delinquent 234 CORROSION OF CONFORMITY - Wolf Named Crow 235 Widespread Panic - Fishwater 236 Lillian Boutté - Why Don't You Go Down to New Orleans 237 Bryan Ferry - Limbo 238 Scream - Mardi Gras 239 EyeHateGod - Shoplift 240 Better Than Ezra - good 241 Duke Ellington - Perdido (1960 Version) 242 Bob Dylan - Rambling, Gambling Willie 243 Big Bad Voodoo Daddy - sAve my soul 244 Le Roux - So Fired Up 245 Concrete Blonde - The Vampire song 246 Boozoo Chavis - Zydeco Mardi Gras 247 Idris Muhammad  - Piece of mind 248 Les Hooper - Back in Blue Orleans 249 Doug Kershaw - Cajun stripper 250 DOWN  - Witchtripper 251 Soilent Green - So hatred 252 Professional Longhair - Big chief 253 Willie Nelson - City Of New Orleans 254 Tom Waits - Whistlin' Past The Graveyard 255 Brian Fallon - sleepwalkers 256 Patsy - Count It On Down 257 Into the Moat - The Siege Of Orleans 258 Bruce Cockburn - Down To The Delta 259 Jello Biafra · the Raunch and Soul All-Stars - Fannie Mae 260 Exhorder - Asunder 261 Cane Hill - Too Far Gone 262 The Slackers - peculiar 263 Crowbar  - A Breed Apart   264 COC - Wiseblood 265 Necrophagia - Embalmed Yet I Breathe 266 EYEHATEGOD - Fake What's Yours 333 Alan Vega - Bye Bye Bayou 666 DOWN  - Stone the crow
I don’t beads by the way! Hit play here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-iHPcxymC182dTlE-Gii6ZOO5ZrN1Z1T
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danifics18 · 4 years
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↪ NCT Dream as Cat Hybrids  ↩
Warnings : None Rated: Fluff
A/N: This is my first post, from my o.g. writing blog, I hope everyone enjoys it! 
  General Masterlist   NCT Masterlist
Available Under the Cut
Mark:
If he were a full cat, he would be a Tuxido cat- but he’s not a full cat, so the only fur that is visible are on his (slightly larger than most) ears and slim tail.
Both of his ears are black, and his tail is black with white dots scattered.
Looks up to his elder cat friends- especially Johnny but don’t let Ten hear that
Highly stressed bc he wants to act like a kitten still but he also wants to be an adult™️ :(
Once tried to shove his tail in Haechan’s mouth bc he was being … well Haechan was being Haechan … and got his tail bit
A pretty tamed dude
But he does get really excited
But he’s also super shy around strangers
He’s also the scariest one out of the younger ones, well when he’s mad anyways
Markhyuck 2k17 summer fight, anyone?
Once he’s calmed down, he does go right back to being really laid back tho
You can usually find him catching some Z’s in front of a window where he sunbathes
Tbh if you try to annoy him with asking stereotypical questions about Canada, he’ll hiss at you and then walk off sulking probably to go tell Johnny
Likes to hide the fact that he LOVES his ears being scratched
He does tons to help out both the younger ones, and the older ones, so he’s a stressed out kitty
Renjun :
He’s a fluffy gray boy
Gray little ears with a bit of tuft at the ends and the FLUFFIEST tail
Definitely a cutie
Tries extra hard to take care of the younger boys
Has to remind Chenle to retract his claws still
Gave up on trying to teach Jisung how to retract his claws so that’s Taeyong’s job now
Likes to cuddle with chinaline when he misses home
Used to ask you to cook authentic Chinese food but you would worry too much bc “Can hybrids even eat normal food?? Do you guys have special diets?? I don’t want you guys getting sick!!” So he goes to ask Kun to cook instead.
A blushing boy when you compliment him.
Please help this boy with his tail!! It’s so fluffy and it’s a lot for even him to handle!
The sweetest™️
One time you had a really bad backache and you rllly wanted a massage, so what does this boy do?
You know how cats do that kneading thing on blankets, or anything soft?
Well he was doing that to your back
You thought it was weird, bc he was using his claws, but it felt v nice(?)
After his baths he usually asks you to help comb out his tail while he combs his hair to get out any extra tangles
He is also the reason why no one lets their tails air dry- they have to be dried via blowdryer, since his tail will literally take most of the day to dry on its own
Jeno:
A much lighter gray than Renjun- almost a white color fur
Has black stripes on the bottom of his tail
Haechan calls him a gray honey bee bc of his tail
It took him a while to get used to you
Like for the longest time you thought he hated you, bc he would walk into a room, look at you, and then leave
Wouldn’t really talk to you either, just the basic “hello” and “thank you”
He didn’t hate you
He just didn’t know how to approach you
At first he kind of sized you up, bc you’re a stranger, but after that he was just a shy boi
The times that he walked into a room, stared at you, and then walked out? He was thinking of a way to talk to you- but again, he’s a shy one
He rlly liked how ultra kind you are, so he does tiny things around the house to make your day so much better and easier.
Even if it means tricking chenle and jisung into taking actual baths ( those poor boys don’t care for water yet )
He finally gave up on trying to approach you, so he did what most cats do.
He plopped his head on your lap, and nudged his head towards your hand, until you got the hint to scratch his ears.
After that he started to talk to you a lot more
And now he’s super talkative
He likes sunbathing with mark
Tried to teach you how to climb a tree once
But quickly decided that was a bad idea after you fell off a low branch.
He forgot you don’t have those cat instincts.
He will purposely do something rlly dumb so Haechan will stop roasting you, and roast him instead
This boy is a blessing
Haechan :
An orange boy
Just a lot of orange fur going on
Has definitely tried to dye his fur purple one time
But the color didn’t rlly last long
So he sticks to just dying the human hair in his head
Had you make tiny little shower caps for his ears- and all the boys demand little ear shower caps now
He only accepts warm food
Doesn’t rlly like bathes- but Yuta threatened that if he didn’t take a bath, that he would assist you in giving him a bath.
So Haechan quickly decided he didn’t mind bathes anymore
Haechan likes to give you trouble
Not bc he’s a rude cat
But he feels like it makes you guys closer
And you don’t seem to mind
He accidentally wakes people up at night bc sometimes he’ll just start singing at the top of his lungs
Which he’s a good singer ( we all know that )
But Haechan, it’s 3am, go to bed!
You like watching him dance
One time he was dancing, and his tail was swaying so much that Jisung attacked it.
Bit Mark’s tail
His partner in crime is Jaemin
They set up a lot of pranks around the house
One time they put a bucket of ice water on top of a door, and waited for someone to walk through that door.
It was Doyoung, going in there to collect dirty clothes.
Well, long story short, the boys did their own laundry for a good month and a half- and they also hid from Doyoung for about a week.
Likes to set up movie nights and living room sleepovers so he has the excuse to cuddle with everyone.
Definitely a handful, but he’s worth it.
Jaemin:
a calico
from what you know he is a sweet boy
kind of devious at times
pretty accident prone
partners in crime with Haechan
still can’t look Doyoung in the eyes
extremely talkative
highkey reminds you of a brother
he has no problem with using aeygo to get stuff ( esp food and video games )
tried teaching you how to play video games once, but gave up v quickly after you wouldn’t stop asking so many questions about “why does this character have blue hair? is it hereditary?” Jaemin doesn’t question why his games have certain features
highkey loves pancakes
v scared of storms
one night he scared you by crawling into bed with you, just after you got done watching a scary movie on your phone
he likes talking about the world’s wonders with you
if you can’t find him in his room or with one of the other dreamies, he’s probably in the forest on a scavenger hunt
if he weren’t a hybrid, you’d think he was a forest elf
Chenle:
a white boi with a white fluffy tail
highkey does not like water
gets mad at jeno for tricking him into a bath
a ball of energy
Night singer # 2
once had a singing battle with Haechan over who could sing the highest notes
the neighbors ended up calling the cops bc they thought someone, more like something, got hurt
it was awkward having to explain to the cops at 4 am, in your pj’s, that there was no one hurt, just two boys who don’t know what sleeping at a normal time was
thankfully you only got a warning, but you definitely made sure to give those two boys an earful, and extra chores for a month.
although they both have a room, him and Jisung both fight over who gets to sleep with you.
usually Jisung sleeps on the side of you and Chenle sleeps on top of you
you are the bed
But come morning, we all know that it’s one dog/cat pile on you
sometimes the other dreamies + hyungs will join in, until Taeyoung straightens them out, that is
he still needs to be reminded to retract his claws, or he’ll get stuck to everything!
over all needs a lot of guidance still
and he appreciates you a ton!!
Jisung:
has reddish brown fur
the youngest
still pretty clingy
but pretty wise
hates bathes
hasn’t fully learnt how to retract his claws yet
he might act like a little shit, but he loves and appreciates everyone so much
such an agile boy
spends a lot of time with Ten learning how to dance better, and learning neat little tricks
loves climbing trees with Jeno
spends a lot of time with Haechan and Jaemin playing video games
his bed is actually used for his stuffed animals that partially why he sleeps with you
he just also really likes the company
he really likes the snow, and the way it cronches when you walk on it
he feels super bad when he accidentally scratches someone
one time you had to help him put his shirt on correctly for school bc all the other boys had already left for school, or just to do what ever it is that hybrids do, and he couldn’t retract his claws, and got his claws stuck in his shirt
he got super embarrassed, but you were fine, you reassured him that it happens, and told him that Taeil will do that sometimes
and he was shook bc Taeil?? The oldest still gets his claws stuck in his clothes?
it made him feel 10000x better
but do know that he teased Taeil a tiny bit, but Taeil let him, bc he didn’t mind getting teased if it made Jisung feel better.
wow a truly loving family <3
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ao3feed-lokitony · 4 years
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Just An Old Fashioned Love Song (Linear Story)
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2YFUtnh
by sequoia1234
I read like half of the original, then stopped because I couldn't really follow it, so I'm making it linear.
During Hurricane Andrea's brush with New York in June 2013, an unexpected guest in need shows up on Tony Stark’s doorstep. Well, more like his roof. There wasn’t the smallest chance he’d refuse to help. But he couldn’t have ever guessed where his compassion would lead.
Words: 79635, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Jarvis (Iron Man movies), Pepper Potts, Bruce Banner, Hulk (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Thor (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Maria Hill, Happy Hogan, Nick Fury, Laura Barton, Johnny Storm, Frigga | Freyja (Marvel), Fandral (Marvel), Sif (Marvel), Victor von Doom, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Álise - an elf, Gerd - a cousin, Frey - a brother, Uðr - a jötunn
Relationships: Loki/Tony Stark
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Friends to Lovers, Canon-Typical Violence, Slow Build, Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Frottage, Rimming, Masturbation, Swearing, Genderfluid Character, Odin (Marvel)'s A+ Parenting, Howard Stark's A+ Parenting, Magic, Trauma, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Anxiety Attacks, Panic Attacks, Recovery, Anxiety, Depression, Child Abuse, Childhood Trauma, Child Neglect, Past Torture, Flashbacks, Shapeshifting, Mutual Pining, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Hugs, Loki (Marvel) Needs a Hug, Sassy, Nicknames, Other tags that I don't feel like writing out, go check the original, not my work, Not my notes
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lavender-hemlock · 4 years
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All of them that don’t get asked, Bwhahaha! -fom K.V. Good luuuuuuuuck lol.
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Mun Ask Prompt  + Challenge because of course you would
1: How tall or short do you wish you were?
I wish I was as tall as my attitude. 
2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)
A German Shepherd named Bruno or Nasus. 
3: Do you have a favorite clothing style?
Casual/Classic. 
4: What was your favorite video game growing up?
Ratchet & Clank/Kingdom Hearts
5: What three things/people do you think of most each day:
Friends. Coffee. College. 
6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
Caution: Her words hurt. 
7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]?
It’s Valentine’s this week so.. I think love is deserving for yourself before others. 
You’re worth that. 
8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]
Melancholic. 
                        (Break inserted here for the sake of others.)
9: Are you ticklish?
Dreadfully.
10: Are you allergic to anything?
My skin gets irritated if wax rests on it. I wax my eyebrows. 
11: What’s your sexuality?
Pansexual. 
12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?
All three? 
13: Are you a cat or dog person?
Dog, if I had to choose. 
14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson?
Vampire. I’m nocturnal enough. Sun already hates me. 
15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber?
Creamheroes. (It’s a youtube channel about an owner that has 7 cats.)
16: How tall are you?
5′0. 
17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?
Claire. 
18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]
125 
19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?
Sometimes? 
20: Do you like space or the ocean more?
Ocean. 
21: Are you religious?
Yes! Christian. 
22: Pet peeves?
Hearing people eat, attention seeking. 
23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?24: Favorite constellation?
Cygnus
25: Favorite star?
A registered one my best friends gave me for my birthday. It was named something stupid.. Like “cloud”. 
26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls?
No. 27: Any phobias or fears?
Height phobia. Fear of needles. 
28: Do you think global warming is real?
Yes/no. Effects are proven, but media/proof is watered down by subjectives. 
29: Do you believe in reincarnation?
Not really. 
30: Favorite movie?
Princess Bride. 
31: Do you get scared easily?
No, it varies on my energy. If I’m very awake, sure. If I’m dead tired, I’m not phased. 
32: How many pets have you owned in your lifetime?
Four. All have passed due to old age only, and I’m thankful for that. 
33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.]
10/10 for your “extra” personality. @kazexvoss 
34: What is a color that calms you?
Cerulean. 
35: Where would you like to travel and/or live?
Travel to Italy, live somewhere cold. 
36: Where were you born?
Somewhere hot. 
37: What is your eye color?
Green.
38: Introvert or extrovert?
Both. 
39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs?
I think they have coincidences and they are fun to read. 
40: Hugs or kisses?
Hugs.
41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now?
@palaceofthedeadmemes needs a hug before I beat him for not sleeping. 
42: Who is someone you love deeply?
My fiance. 
43: Any piercings you want?
Nope, fear of needles. 
44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?
Nope, fear of needles. I like looking at others who have either. 
45: Do you smoke or have you ever done so?
I do not smoke anymore. It was weed for awhile. 
46: Talk about your crush, if you have one!
My fiance is smart, patient, and fair. He’s able to stand his ground when I’m being stubborn, and knows when I just need caffeine. True love is when offers to make coffee just because of how I seem. 
47: What is a sound you really hate?
Chewing. Lip smacking. 
48: A sound you really love?
A violin singing. 
49: Can you do a backflip?
Maybe to break something. 
50: Can you do the splits?
Yeah! Probably really slowly. 
51: Favorite actor and/or actress?
Mark Hamil / Johnny Depp . 
52: Favorite movie?
53: How are you feeling right now?
Melancholy. I wish I was writing atm. 
54: What color would you like your hair to be right now?
Lavender. I would want to dye it if there was a lack of care for “professionalism” with my job. 
55: When did you feel happiest?
December 26th 
56: Something that calms you down?
Music, dogs, tea. 
57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]
Anxiety. 
58: What does your URL mean?
Lavender-Hemlock symbolizes the color of her infamous hair, and a poison that looks like a flower. 
59: What three words describe you the most?
Empathetic, analytical, passionate. 
60: Do you believe in evolution?
Of course. 
61: What makes you unfollow a blog?
I don’t do it often, but I’ve unfollowed when someone put their foot in their mouth on a topic they shouldn’t have spoken about. 
62: What makes you follow a blog?
When the content is similar, if I’ve seen them in my notes a good bit. It doesn’t take much. 
63: Favorite kind of person:
Someone who is just caring of others. Humans that are aware other people are human. 
64: Favorite animal(s):
Lions and tigers and bears- oh my! I tend to like owls too. 
65: Name three of your favorite blogs.
@palaceofthedeadmemes, @kazexvoss, @tiergan-vashir. 
66: Favorite emote:
:ok_hand:
67: Favorite meme:
Ugandan Knuckles. 
68: What is your MBTI personality type?
INFJ. 
69: What is your star sign?
Libra
70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?
No, he only wants to play. 
71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?
My cardigan over a t-shirt with jeans.
73: Do you have platform shoes?
Nope. 
74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?
75: Can you do a front flip?
I couldn’t do a back flip- how could I do it forward? 
76: Do you like birds?
They are so loud.. 
77: Do you like to swim?
Yes!
78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you?
Swimming is fun, and ice skating would be painful.
79: Something you wish didn’t exist:
Racists. 
80: Some thing you wish did exist:
Better healthcare. 
81: Piercings you have?
N o n e. 
82: Something you really enjoy doing:
Doing content on games. RP is fun- but sometimes I do just want to do roulettes or something with others. 
83: Favorite person to talk to (Pick someone you didn’t name):
@passage-of-arms 
84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?
Everyone devotes to the pool of creativity with tons of writing and different perspectives. 
85: How many followers do you have?
518
86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?
Barely?
87: Do your socks always match?
Yes. Always. 
88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?
Yes!
89: What is your birthstone?
Opal
90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?
Caracal. 
91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be?
Hydrangeas
92: A store you hate?
Claire’s. Like a rainbow of fake plastic sequins threw up. 
93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?
Three. Though I am advised this is not good for your health. 
94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?
Read minds. Though it would probably be concerning to hear the things people don’t say.
95: Do you like to wear camo?
Not particularly. 
96: Winter or summer?
Winter. Snow. Cold. Ice. 
97: How long can you hold your breath for?
30ish seconds? 
98: Least favorite person?
I can only see this question as a target for a bullseye, so.. 
Someone who is extremely fake in their behaviors to negate any past actions of abuse they have inflicted on other people. The type of person that spends their time taking primarily lewd photographs to get attention without regards of decency for any amount.  
99: Someone you look up to:
Not sure. 
100: A store you love?
Yankee Candle. I love candles. 
101: Favorite type of shoes?
Boots
102: Where do you live?
USA. 
103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?
Nope!
104: What is your favorite mineral or gem?
Amethyst. 
105: Do you drink milk?
Yep!
106: Do you like bugs?
No. 
107: Do you like spiders?
NO!
108: Something you get paranoid about?
If I said something wrong. 
109: Can you draw:
I can! I just haven’t in awhile. 
110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked?
Probably about a name basis on something, like, “So who are ___?”
111: A question you hate being asked?
I don’t have one? 
112: Ever been bitten by a spider?
I can’t recall?
113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?
Absolutely. 
114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?
Cloudy
115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now:
Fiance. 
116: Favorite cloud type:
Storm clouds. 
117: What color do you wish the sky was?
Blue is fine!
118: Do you have freckles?
Yes, so many.
119: Favorite thing about a person:
Compassion. 
120: Fruits or vegetables?
Fruits!
121: Something you want to do right now:
Write
122: Is the ocean or sky prettier?
Depends on the time and weather. 
123: Sweet or sour foods?
Sweet!
124: Bright or dim lights?
Dim. 
125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?
Sadly no. 
126: Something you hate about Tumblr:
Everyone is a critic, and some feel entitled to their opinion. 
127: Something you love about Tumblr:
The many views and varying content.
128: What do you think about the least?
Probably something I’m not thinking about right now. 
129: What would you want written on your tombstone?
“She was loved.”
130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?
Uhh..
131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?
My brain.
132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?
Sometimes. 
133: Computer or TV?
Computer. 
134: Do you like roller coasters?
Kinda..? I go on them, but I’m terrified. 
135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?
Motion sickness with a migraine. 
136: Are your ears lobed or attached?
Lobed. 
137: Do you believe in karma?
Yeah.
138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are?
7
139: What nicknames do you have/have had?
“Bean” for coffee bean. Starlight. 
140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?
Nope. 
141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?
Nope. 
142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?
I’d like to say good. I encourage others to speak freely and just be themselves- unless you’re just rude. 
143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?
Giving. Receiving gives me anxiety lol. 
144: What makes you angry?
Ignorance. 
145: How many languages do you speak fluently?
1. 
146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?
I prefer boys. 
147: Are you androgynous?
Nope.
148: Favorite physical thing about yourself:
Eyes. 
149: Favorite thing about your personality:
150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person.
@aurorahawklight, @impure-ivory, @sangria-fangs
151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?
Renaissance   
152: Do you like BuzzFeed?
Too many ads. 
153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.]
I met them working a temporary retail job. He was working temporarily there with a bachelors. We had no business ever meeting or ever working there for all our experience- but we did. Its so special to have that coincidence to be in that right place and time. 
154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?
Forehead kisses are so so endearing- but I don’t give affection freely. 
155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?
Yes.
156: What embarrasses you?
Falls in confidence that brings insecurity. 
157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:
Crowds. 
158: Biggest lie you have ever told:
I’m fine. 
159: How many people are you following?
300- even. Wow. 
160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?
1,911 
161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)?
4
162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?
5, 817
163: Last time you cried and why:
Two days ago. Stress. 
164: Do you have long or short hair?
Long!
165: Longest your hair has ever been:
Mid-lower back.
166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religion?
I like religion because it is the sacred beliefs that are worshiped or dedicated to. It’s a choice. 
But, I dislike religion because it brings all manners of people who disrespect other religions, or cause people to react hatefully. 
167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?
Yeah. 
168: Do you like to wear makeup?
Just eyeliner. I just gotta wing it. 
Get it?
169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds?
Maybe? 
170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?
Yeah!
@kazexvoss, another example that I am no coward from any challenge posed. 
However, I’m not going to lie, pretty sure I lost like 1/3 of my energy doing this. Thanks for the ask nerd.  
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