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skizzle1 · 7 months
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dorcas meadowes is so rockstar gf material i love her??
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saintchaser · 2 years
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"marlene, sweetheart, i have to tell you something." they said on a soppy voice, which made their girlfriend roll her eyes in amusement.
"yes, my dear, darling sunshine?" she said, squeezing her lover's cheeks together.
"i am so in love with you." dorcas whispered, and kissed her square on the lips. "happy birthday, marlene."
"you're the best birthday gift i could have asked for."
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bartythebabygorljr · 5 days
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HEY SHITHEADS
I’m Barty Crouch JR [this is an RP blog]
tag me in any stuff u want me to react to rahhh
I got this weird muggle website bc idk I was bored lmaooooo
it’s kinda cool but the MLP stuff looks like my nightmares came to life, ate one another and threw up again 😇
he/they ❤️‍🔥
student at Hogwarts rahhhh ⛓️
my dad suckssss but unlike ur mother last night he doesn’t swallow 😉
prolly mentally ill but nah 🔥
ultra black monster is my best friend 😈
My friends r cool and also on here bc everyone finds it impossible to say not to me bc im the coolest:
@evanmp3 - Evan - my darling Rosieeeee❤️ my best friend
@reg-can-swim - Reggie - says I ‘forced him on here’ 🙄🙄🙄 [I love tjat little depressed victorian boy]
@panda-is-pan - Dora💖 - cool ass witch and objectively one of the best people ever
@cas0meadows - Dorcas <333, she scares me but I love her
@prongsieb0y James. Ugh. Yawn. BORING. Hot. Not saying I like him but if it was a party and he asked to kiss me I’d probably fold like a deckchair 🧍
@remus-john-mo0ny-lupin - Remus. HOTTEST MARSAJFER BU FSR U GUYS
@siriuslyhotterthanyou - Sirius 😍😍😍 lowkey enemies 2 lovers - bitchkiller 4 life
@the-one-and-only-lily-evans - Lilyyyyy - I think she’s really cool :D
@mar-lean-into-me - MARLSSSS - chaotic platonic loml
(OOC: feel free to drop asks in my inbox and ill answer them in character :D also if u wanna join w a character we don’t have yet then DM me <3)
(OOC again: main blog is @thedvilsinthedetails my personality is…the exact same as on here LMAO)
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aithusarosekiller · 10 months
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James: -And you're always so SELFISH! Everything has to be about you all the time! Everything has to be yours or you get all pissy about it-
Barty: Mhm 🥰
James: you can't go one minute without saying something provocative or just outright dickish, it's as if you're physically incapable of being nice-
Barty: yeh, keep talking 😍
James: you think that just because you've got a pretty little face and every single teacher wrapped around your finger, you're better than the rest of us-
Barty: awh he thinks I'm pretty 🥹
James: and I wish you were fucking dead.
Barty, giggling and turning to Dorcas: he wants me so bad
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my-castles-crumbling · 6 months
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What is your brain’s canon timeline for the mauraders era?
I love tumblr 😍
So, I'm going to be vague for now but if I feel ambitious maybe I'll make an in-depth one. This is my VERY not canon-compliant, in-a-happy-world timeline. I am also partially high on the fumes from wood stain, so take this with a grain of salt. I can also do a canon-compliant one if you like.
First year: End of the year, Sirius, James, and Peter find out about Remus being a werewolf
Second and Third year: Regulus and Sirius have a falling out because family trauma.
Thirdish year: idea for the Marauder's Map is formed, they spend a year or so perfecting it but are constantly adding to it
Third year as well: Remus realizes he's in love with Sirius. He's more emotionally aware but also hates himself so he pines silently.
Fourthish year: Dorcas and Marlene make the quidditch team, become rivals. Dorcas is Out and Proud. Marlene is not. She probably hooks up with Sirius at some point but they're better off as friends.
Third-fifth year: James wants Lily. He is an idiot. Lily does not want him back.
Beginning of fifth year: Sirius, James, and Peter succeed at being animagi. Remus has to resist kissing Sirius because he was the one who came up with the idea. Poor Remus.
End of fifth year: The Prank. The Dark Ages.
Summer between fifth and sixth year, Sirius runs away, Remus forgives Sirius because....Sirius is hurt and he just loves him, okay?
Sixth year: the year of pining for Wolfstar. Sirius has realized what it's like to lose Remus and Doesn't Want That Again, realizes his feelings but won't share them because he is terrified.
Also sixth year: James cools down about Lily. Lily is a raging lesbian. She hooks up with some randoms, but it doesn't really work out.
Also Also sixth year: Marlene is like, oh shit, lesbians. Women. Girls. Is like ooooo all those issues with Dorcas are sexual tension. This is not solved quickly because both of them are stubborn.
End of sixth year: Wolfstar gets their shit together. As do Dorlene. Perhaps with dramatic confessions.
Summer between sixth and seventh year: Regulus runs away to James's house because he is Very Gay and probably fucked Barty at some point, but just because Barty is arguably attractive and they both were bored. Barty still insists that he's not gay. Oh, Barty.
Seventh year: James has a Gay Crisis and falls for Reggie because Reggie is beautiful to him but everyone else thinks he's an asshole. Eventually Reggie returns said feelings because he's apparently attracted to idiots.
Also seventh year: Because Dorcas and Marlene, and Reggie and James are together, Lily meets Pandora. Yay, Pandalily!
Only after Reggie gets his shit together do Rosekiller realize, hey, we are Also Gay- For Each Other. Better late than never.
This isn't the timeline that any of my fics follow exactly, but this is my ideal timeline lol. Hope that helps!
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capivarinhavoadora · 9 months
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I just finished watching the second season of Heartstopper, and I already knew that, but my Marauders fangirl can't handle it, come on ...
Darcy and Tara clearly are Marlene and Dorcas 😍
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Dorlene ❤️🏳️‍🌈❤️
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Marauders head cannons!!!
Lily draws hearts as the dots above her i's
James would say "I'm just being a silly billy!" then stick out his tongue (okay drake)
Marlene's favorite Taylor swift song was getaway car and she'd literally pick up dorcas and run around carrying her bridal style singing it at the top of her lungs
sirius made loads of thirst traps but really shitty ones and Marlene bullied the living shit out of him calling him a dumb bitch and that he looked ugly and that she could see all 5 of his chins from that angle
Remus is Jewish and to show his support James once ran into the dorm with a tiny kipper on his head singing god save the queen thinking 100% that god save the queen was 'the Jewish national anthem'
James had a lisp for a week cause of a prank that went slightly too far and lily took the piss out of it every time that they argued and she would just randomly switch to a lisp and say stuff like "oh does wikkle jamesie not wike dat?" and she'd purposefully make it so she spat on him
sirius watched bluey until peter and mary bullied him out of it
"I'm a big strong man I can win Evans heart over!" "James last night you wore a purple onesie with tiny green dinosaurs on it the only heart your winning over is a child's, fucking pedophile" - Remus and james
James wears the footies onesies and remus bullies the living fuck out of him for it
James and sirius lost at theme park:
"uhm can 'my little Remus moony sugar pie plum' come to lost and found we have a special present waiting for you" "honest to GOD I can't take him ANYWHERE"
‘this anyones kid?’ ‘yes that is actually my boyfriend’ ‘…how old are you two.?’
"wait where's sirius and James?" "LILY ESCAPE WHILE WE STILL CAN"
' lily look how about we go on the ferris wheel instead of finding those two’ ‘you have amazing ideas’
sirius and James would be at the top waving down at them with cotton candy and 2 of those massive arse teddies that cost shit loads to win
sirius would have a wolf one and James would have a unicorn
James was obsessed with pokemon and he bought harry a Pikachu onesie and himself a Squirtle one and lily had an Evie one
Snape watching anime
James and sirius did too but they stopped as soon as they found out that Snape watched It aswell
they definitely did the Naruto run down the corridors while Remus and peter slowly died from embarrassment
"we don't know them wdym I've never heard of a specky lad called James or an unfairly attractive boy that may or may not be my boyfriend before whatttttt"
"Remus, sweetheart, darling, baby, love, hunny, don't try and lie to me I'm not particularly pleased that the other one is MY boyfriend but at least I'm taking responsibility for my own actions"
James is obsessed with prime
Remus is obsessed with orange lucozade and milk chocolate
James makes harry try his prime
‘That dead nice!’ He says while vomiting 😍
"so, what'd ya think pringle?" "mmmm really nice" "JAMES STOP FEEDING OUR CHILD YOUR WEIRD YOUTUBE JUICE"
Pringle - sirius started it and now James calls him it
lily calls him cute things like sweetheart and stuff but James calls him pringle and big hazza
"oi hazza, help your old man with these won't you" "James he's 3" "so? when I was 3 I was building myself a doll house!" *sirius in the background* "AHA FRUITY MOTHER FUCKER"
Remus got tickled alot when he was he so when someone tried to tickle him he’d just do that slow turn around and stare and James tried to imitate him but with his prime and he just looked stupid
James would say let's skaddadle and buckle up buttercup when someone makes him angry
James called lily sugar bunny once and lily broke his finger
and once when he was trying to be sexy he said "buckle up buttercup, it's going to be a bumpy ride" and lily removed James off of her, looked him in the eye and said "I'll be back in five minutes so I can recover and we're going to pretend this never happened."
then lily told sirius and sirius called him buttercup for ages
‘Oi buttercup! Cmre!’ ‘Huh? U mean remus? He isnt here ‘ ‘no you fucking nob’
"hey you wanna" *lip bite and awful attempt at a wink* "you know"
James is afraid of the word sex
if they had the internet james would post ‘Christmas haul 😇’ and Marlene would join in half way through to take the piss and in the end half of Hogwarts was showing off James' shit that he got and at the end Alice and lily held hands, bowed then just walked off
James would watch 1000 pound sisters and dance moms religiously
they did a nativity one year
Remus was the donkey
sirius was the baby jesus
James was pregnant mary and sirius was inside James shirt for half of it until he fell out and fell off the stage
cracked his head open but still went on with it and he was bleeding severely but he was still the best damn baby Jesus out there
and Minnie was the in keeper and Marlene was the inkeepers wife but she went all out for her one line
Marlene's line- "sorry love, no room here, you can stay at the barn if you'd like?" but she made a song to go with it and a choreographed dance team - made up of Severus, Dumbledore and 3 elves from the kitchens
and Alice was Joseph and from then on called sirius her little baby jesus
sirius had the nickname jesus for ages afterwards
Elves had a rap solo each
one time James and sirius were arguing over the best Taylor swift song (james-love story, sirius-anti hero) and then Remus walked in with chocolate and an orange lucozade singing bejeweled and Mary and peter were singing shake it off
peter was literally everywhere. everywhere you looked peter mfing pettigrew was there, most of the time singing shake it off like if you go to the great hall at around 2:30 at night on a Tuesday peter will be on the tables singing shake it off
Sirius can't speak french but is 100% convinced he's great at it.
He finds out he's 1/4 french and walks into the dorm wearing a beret and a baguette in his arms with a fake twirly mustache.
Remus can speak french and uses it for his own benefit.
"es-tu un pervers qui tripote des vers pendant qu'il dort" - are you a pervert that fiddles with wormy while he sleeps
Remus would use reddit religiously
Remus and lily were childhood friends due to both growing up in the same area (tho Remus is Welsh and lily is Scottish) and dancing around to Abba is still their favorite hobby
Remus-welsh
Lily-scottish
James-scouse
Peter-scottish
Sirius-posh british but 1/4 french (assmued that meant he was fully french and 'turned french' for like a week
Regulus- posh british but 1/4 french (actually bothered to learn french to get in touch with his french roots unlike sirius)
Marlene-northern
Alice-northern
Mary-southern
Lana del ray would put James into a coma
Peter used a ketchup bottle as a fake guitar once
James would randomly grab lily's leg while she was say down and use to as a fake guitar (when they were dating ofc)
Remus loved Bowie more than life itself
Karaoke nights in the gryffindor common room
When Remus was pissed off with sirius he would call him tampon rather than pads
Peters favorite horrible histories song was Pachacuti and he had a full choreographed dance for it
James favorite flavour of chocolate was white chocolate because he couldn't handle dark chocolate and milk was 'too basic'
James is the type of guy to say 'me me me me me' when he's snoring
At least once James was angry at snape and was abt to fight him and he said "someone hold me back!" then literally no one did
Sirius would randomly quote the most random stuff when he was stressed, for example, when sirius found out that Reggie got the dark mark he quoted dance moms on 3 occasions
"I had not choice, sirius!" "I cut my finger on my mom's ring, I hope I can still dance!" "Sirius shut the fuck up."
Sirius would play my singing monsters 24/7
If they were a band. Sirius is the singer. James is the guitarist. Remus plays the bass and Peter is the drums but Peter only knows shake it off so marlene stood in for him. Dorcas is the band manager and Mary and Peter watch rehearsal. Lily doesn’t bother with that crap but to support James she plays keyboard sometimes
James wanted to be the singer but sirius said he wanted to be it cause he'd be at "the front and he'd be the eye candy for the girls" Then he’d wink at remus
"the marauders and sirius" “no it’s Sirius and the marauders “ "sirius why do you need to be specifically mentioned" "because I'm special" Then him and James would argue over Sirius’s name being first "ITS SIRIUS AND THE MARAUDERS" "ITS LOVE STORY." "ANTI-HERO."
Go-to insults
Peter: fatty
Sirius: numpty, plonker
James: cheeky spaz, jizz face
Remus: idiot or something really personal
Reactions to someone calling peter fat
Remus: he's not fat he's just plus sized
James: he's not fat he's just big boned
Sirius: he's not fat he's just a big boy (whacks peters belly as he says big boy)
Mary McDonald:
- came from a caribbean single parent immigrant home
- helped raise all her siblings as the eldest daughter so had a complex about never having children
- was estatic about coming to hogwarts each year but constantly feels guilty leaving her mother to do everything on her own
- loved traditionally feminine things & was gryffindor seeker
- came off as brash & egotistical, it was really just a cover for her insecurities
- struggled to come to terms with her asexuality after immense racially targeted sexualisation from her peers
- looked out for people
- lit up a room with her laughter
- very funny
- fashionable
- spoke her mind & for that reason was stereotyped as loud & abrasive
- often felt separated from her culture so tried her best to embrace it & share it with her friends
- was very chill about realising she liked girls
- observant & emotionally intelligent, it made her scarily good at reading ppl & knowing what to say to hurt them when she's mad
- made it a point to not make the same mistake twice
- didn't join the order after remembering dumbledore's actions (or lack thereof) after her attack
- peters bff
Lily Evans:
- was petunia's "weird sister" for most of her childhood because of her quietness & lack of interest for boys & getting married
- craves their big sister's approval
- was anti-social her first year at hogwarts out of guilt for being there when her sister couldnt be
- stopped hiding in petunia's shadow at some point & reinvented herself as the noble head girl most remember her as
- projected an image of being perfect & hid the darker more selfish parts of themselves away as she feared everyone would leave her if they saw
- was not perfect
- often felt pressured by people's expectations of her to do the right thing
- struggled with depression
- always seemed so wise but never truly knew what to do
- considered going back to snape many times as they felt he was the only one they could be their true self around
- fought comphet valiantly
- was NOT overjoyed about having a kid in the middle of the war
- battled the urge to run away & leave everything behind more than once
- died hiding a huge secret part of herself so dumbledore could sell an image of a courageous matyr to the world
Marlene McKinnon:
- was friends with james & peter growing up
- had a completely innocent crush on effie as a child & teenager
- rivaled james in their love for quidditch
- extremely competitive and determined to best everyone in everything, takes silly games way too seriously but it's endearing
- struggled coming to terms with their sexuality & identity as they grew older
- often felt isolated from their female peers when they couldn't relate to them when they talked about boys
- struggled with feeling perverted when female friends would get comfortable around them
- fought more with not liking boys than liking girls
- their parents' relationship issues at home made them go through a dark phase in sixth year
- became snappy & temperamental, lost interest in quidditch, fought with dorcas alot
- started wearing leather jackets & dark eye makeup
- after years of struggling to identity crisis, they eventually found themselves
- they regained some of their brightnesw, but still kept their style, often traded clothes with sirius with how similiarly they dressed
- was eventually murdered by a long time friend
Dorcas meadows:
-despite her high status as a rich pureblood, she defyed slytherin stereotypes with her progressives views on blood status
- her dismissal of blood hierachy were partly shaped by her experiences as a black witch because being pureblood unfortunately didn't save her from racism
- she was conscious of her temper & presented herself in a practiced way, understanding how being dark-skinned & black could affect how she's perceived
- was elegant, poised & remarkably fashionable
- could cut ppl like a knife with her words without even raising her voice
- had a motherly nature to her & always looked out for first years
- even non slytherins respected & admired her
- it wasn't until marlene was kiIIed that she lost all her elegance & control & went batshit insane, no longer caring about getting herself dirty
Alice Fortescue:
-lily's role model
- herbology queen
- kind & loving but no pushover
- wise beyond her years
- talented at balancing being responsible & having fun
- more of a trouble maker than people gave them credit for
Pandora lovegood:
- grew up in the woods with her paranoid grandmother surrounded by more magical creatures than people
- had a tendency to ask sudden philosophical questions, only regulus could keep up
- polite but extremely detached from her social surroundings
- sweet to those she really liked
- had a comforting presence but was much darker than people assumed
- intelligent in a mad scientist way
- rules & concern for her life never stopped her from experimenting with dark magic
- had really thought she had the hang of it when trying to destroy the horcrux
- she didn't
Remus and lily had choreographed dances to most Abba songs and when they were played at her wedding they both still preformed them though lily was in heals and sirius and James were absolutely gobsmacked and just watched in amazement
Things that would send walburga in to a coma
-sirius' hair in poa
-either of her kids liking men
-james potter in general
-sirius dating a half-blood
-muggle-borns actually being good at magic
-lesbians
-marlene.
-remus being a werewolf
-gingers
-peter
-american girl dolls
-pirates of the caribbean
-jeggings
-james Corden
-ellen de generous
-barbie princess and the pauper
-that one scene in were the millers where they pretend that drugs are their baby (also the one where Kenny got bit by a tarantula)
-max stani
-raisins
-skinny jeans
-shark boy and lavq girl
-michael cera
-the barbie movie
-love actually
Peter is the BIGGEST 1d fan (rock me was his favorite)
James always has his feet out
Lily's favorite Christmas film was love actually
Dorcas' fav colour was orange/yellow
Alice and Frank as the olive theory but like not really cause they both loved olives but frank lied about it cause Alice was so happy when they fit the olive theory
James had a Lego collection
Sirius had a shit poker face
James once broke 4 bones trying to do a back hand spring (sirius did it perfectly first try)
Sirius can't stay still when he's sleeping ending in Remus with LOTS of bruises
All of them (the marauders + the girls + frank) played a massive game of hide and seek all throughout Hogwarts and peter went missing for three days
James but as the 'drakes the kinda guy' trend.
Marlene calls James her little white boy
Parental issues:
Sirius: issues
Marlene: mummy
James: mostly daddy but he's chill with both
Peter: single mum
Remus: daddy issues (mums dead)
Lily: sister issues
Alice: happy family
Dorcas: happy family
Mary: divorced parents but happy with both
Frank: closer with his mum
Mary and peter play hello kitty island adventure
James is a girl dad
Lily is a boy mum
Fav ts song:
James: love story (tv)
Sirius: anti hero
Remus: bejeweled
Peter: shake it off
Mary: Betty
Marlene: getaway car
Lily: paper rings
Alice: All too well (tv)
Dorcas: champagne problems
The girls did a ranking of all the boys based on looks and personality and they put James and sirius at the bottom to piss them off but just above James they put Snape to spite James. Frank and peter were at the top.
Fancasts
James: Aaron Taylor Johnson
Sirius: Ben barnes
Remus: Andrew Garfield
Peter: lewis capaldi
Regulus: Timotheè chalamet
Lily: Sophie Skelton
Marlene: bebadoobe
Dorcas: Janelle osei-tutu
Mary: Sofia Bryant
Alice: young winnona Ryder
Frank: Jim sturgess
Snape: Louis Garrel
Barty: young David Tennant
Peter is lactose intolerant but eats the most dairy
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rewritingcanon · 1 year
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i would just like to SPECIFY and go into a bit of detail about what each thing actually means:
this may not seem so bad, but when i mean they will comment on anything, i mean anything. it doesnt have to be marauder-related. it doesn’t even need to be related to harry potter. i saw a tiktok on a gorilla eating a banana and someone deadass commented “thats cool and stan james potter 😝” and lord FORBID if you include anything with snape in it. want to make an edit of him? backlash. want to talk about how you like him because hes interestingly written? backlash. want to deconstruct his character due to how badly fanon twisted him and actually analyse him? “anyways stan james potter” may be the dominant response to that, just so you know.
“sirius would never say that about mary!” said the marauder fan, heartbroken. “canon sirius would hate himself in atyd!” i respond usually with “canon sirius is a white boy in the 70s, hes not the ‘slay feminist yass 😍’ king you think he is.” this elicits quite a plethora of negative reactions, and i understand why. misogyny is stinky, no one wants their favourite character to be acting like that. so this option doesn't mean "fans who like a characterisation of sirius black that isn't necessarily time period realistic," but rather "fans who deny canon evidence for a fanon conception and then hate on things that expand on the canon evidence provided to them." "they are wizards, which isn't realistic, but you choose the time period misogyny as a hill to die on?" the marauder fan replied to me (and im quite literally quoting on what a creator said to me, this isn't an exaggeration). meanwhile canon sirius black: *harrasses snape for dressing more femininely/more outside gender norms* yeah and you think that boy would be a feminist...
you may think to yourself: when did [insert ship] become a thing? why is this happening? who even is this person? most of the time, it's all in good fun, sometimes, however, ships are created that purely contradict the entire point of said character. snily was criticised for doing exactly this, and now look at where we are.
after reading these points, you may come to the conclusion: holy shit the problem is just marauders fans. in fact, you may take it one more and remember more shit that had occurred due to this sub fandom of the harry potter universe. ever been criticised for not characterising purely fanon (dorcas, marlene etc etc) characters properly? ever been attacked for calling out the hypocritical stanning of barty, evan, regulus and peter whilst piling all blame onto bellatrix or snape? yeah me too babes.
i know we've talked about tiktok a lot, but i raise one more thing: the inescapable hell that is dracotok. this usually consists of those young teenage girls thinking they are very hardcore for participating in death eater practices despite its mirroring of being violent oppressors on a discriminated group so they can impress none other than draco malfoy. this, or they're the badass 'girlboss' that can change him. completely and ironically misunderstanding the point of his character aside, every cringey POV/thirst trap you have EVER seen on tiktok is probably replicated and 10x worse on dracotok.
i swear i haven't heard the term "gryffindork" since 2016, but alas, there has been a comeback. i call hogwarts legacy fans 'baby' hp fans, because i seriously do believe that these people have not interacted with the fandom until now. that would be okay if they weren't regressing everyone to early 2000s discourse. are gryffindors not being invited to ravenclaw, hufflepuff and slytherin raves that deep? no. but those three houses wouldn't be having raves in the first place
we've all seen them, need i explain or go into detail? "b-but harry doesn't have any chemistry with ginny!!" so he does with DRACO of all people? "b-but lily and james are basic!" dont forget the roots from whence you came. its misogyny within the fandom disguised as allyship or whatever the hell this is. ship your ships, but leave the gals alone
this didn't get on my nerves until i suffered from years and years of randoms going into detail about why slytherin/hufflepuff was the best harry potter house and then getting genuine mad when idgaf. maybe you have experienced this tragedy too. there are grown people getting into genuine online beef with others because they made a joke about slytherin being evil or hufflepuff being useless. makes me think you are just evil and useless (just kidding, but please wake up and realise that slytherin & hufflepuff quite literally do not exist)
i sympathise for people who like snape, i do. i do not sympathise for those who attempt to justify or excuse his actions. this normally comes with a side dish of misogyny, because more often than not they will find a way to blame it on lily. other times, they will blame his trauma. i want to be clear: his trauma explains his actions, it doesn't excuse them. that is the whole point of him ruining his chances with lily (not even as a lover, but as a companion). you are doing your own injustice to his character by trying to make him innocent, please stop
it's understandable why the cursed child is so hated. it's meant to be seen, not read, in my opinion. there's a lot of things in it that i too wish didn't exist. but that doesn't make it "not canon" because it upsets you. and of ALL the things that these types of people would choose to complain about, these are the things they chose: albus potter's namesakes (we've been going on about this for years like can we stop now please), harry being a 'bad dad' (think about his own upbringing a tiny bit more and maybe your brain can make a little more sense of his actions), delphi being voldemort's child (probably the only thing that i agree with these people on), and albus' name again because they REALLY hate it (but then they will counter this by saying "james sirius" is a good name, when it's still mid asf). anyway, it doesn't matter how much you squeeze your eyes shut and writhe around about it, the cursed child is canon. soz lol
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hprarepairfest · 5 months
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Rare Pair Fest IV Works - Day 19
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Today we are sharing our last submissions from this year's fest!!
We're so proud of everyone who worked really hard to create for this fest, and we're eternally grateful to each and every one of you who supported this fest with reblogs, comments, kudos, reads, and love and support! 😍😭🥰💕
We love you all so much!! 💞🍐
We'll be releasing a masterpost of sorts some time in this weekend, to show some wrap up data of all 81 (81!!!) submissions we had this year, so keep an eye out for that.
💞🍐TOGETHER FOREVER! 🍐💞
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Title: i rewind the tape but all it does is pause Author: @evadwrites Ship: Narcissa Black Malfoy/Dorcas Meadowes Prompt: #176 Rating: T Warnings: Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings Summary: 
Dorcas kisses Narcissa like there’s no tomorrow, like they’re a tragedy in the making, like there’s no getting out of this alive.
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Title: Mystery ManAuthor: piximera Ship: Dudley Dursley/Draco Malfoy Prompt: #130 Rating: T Warnings: None Summary:
Draco has met someone, but the way he acts and the stories he tells makes Pansy think the mystery man is made up.
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broomsticks · 2 years
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wolfstar autumn(ish) fic rec list 🐾🍂
*: i tried but not quite
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gorgeous bingo created by @moonwalker94 for hpfc!
1 - JUMPER - An Enigma Wrapped in a Jumper by @squidgilator (5k, G) - mwpp-era fluffity fluff, featuring my FAVORITE pining idiot sirius:
He was an inscrutable enigma, Remus was. An enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in a jumper. "Not that much of a mystery," muttered Remus, and Sirius wondered how many of his last few thoughts he'd said aloud. "Just the bit about being an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a—something— wrapped in a jumper," said Remus, curiously. "Why?" "Er," said Sirius, and vowed to keep his thoughts inside his head from now on. "No reason."
bonus rec: The Sweater Bet by Deya (6k, T). silly (extended) marauders shenanigans: why is your boyfriend wearing a sweater at the beach and how do you get him to take it off??
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2 - STORM - The Weather Inside by earlybloomingparentheses (43k, E)
The bright beam of sunshine that spilled into the compartment on the Hogwarts Express at the start of first year just as Sirius stepped through the sliding door (…) an accident of timing. The freak snowstorm the day after the Incident, when Remus was curled gut-punched on the floor of the Shrieking Shack (…) a trick of air currents and cold fronts. And now, Sirius at the window of his and James’ flat, the storm outside roaring and Sirius turned to face the rain lashing the pane, dressed in black and looking from this angle like a Sturm and Drang painting, all heroic isolation and inner turmoil—why think anything of it?
bonus rec: How to Suffer a Storm by gayagape (11.6k, T), lighthouse au from the 2016 r/s games.
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3 - BIKE RIDE - This Is Not Your Year by montparnasse (17k, E). first war angst and pining, montparnasse - that’s it that’s the rec. so many quotes i wanted to pull.
“Holding onto your favorite bits?” “Remember there’s ice on the roads. Also we’re possibly being hunted.” “I’ll go slow.” “You’re so sweet,” said Remus, “always with all my extremities and orifices in mind.” On the seat he pressed very close to Sirius, hips first, the way he always did. “It’d be nice if someone around here ever thought of mine.”
bonus rec: There Is a Light That Never Goes Out by @wanderingbandurria (2.6k, T). a summer road trip (coughahem getaway car whomst?) leads to the Realization of Feelings.
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4 - FIRESIDE CHATTER - Goetia by @biremus and @kember-writes (44k, T). regency au, monster/horror au, Not Your Everyday fireside chat 👀 (also, some incredible art!)
The red coals in the fireplace provided just enough illumination for Sirius to watch as Dorcas lifted the silver bell in her hand, and rang it once. “Lord of Hell, we call you forth.”
bonus rec: Your Little Head by @paulamcg (1k, G) for, appropriately, r/s fireside tales. such a fascinating outsider pov wolfstar. no fireside warmth to be found here 😈🔥
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5 - BAKING - The Great Biscuit Calamity of 1978, and Other Such Disasters by @lunapwrites (8k, T). also hinny. post-second war, our favorite disasters being properly domestic.
"How did you even manage that, anyway? Like, I'm equal parts horrified and impressed, I am." "I was only trying to open the bag--" "With what? An Exploding Charm?"
bonus rec: A First Taste by LuminousGloom (3.8k, T) - a fluffy mwpp-era cooking at hogwarts!
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6 - STAR GAZING - this ficlet for meee by @tahtahfornow, for the tumblr prompt game things you said under the stars and in the grass. your writing your writing 😍😍🥰🥰 (also thank you for putting this on ao3 and not making me have to ritually sacrifice something to tumblr search)
Damp grass scratches against the napes of their necks, presses into the backs of their Oxfords; the star-soaked night sky blankets them like a soft flannel. The moon is waning, a fat yellow grin pasted above them, and Remus thinks maybe, wildly, that for once it is not mocking him, that its smile is true, that tonight—just tonight—it is on his side.
bonus rec: star talking, atop the astronomy tower. The things that lurk in the dark by TheDivineComedian (4.7k, T). one of my absolute favorite mwpp era, incredible marauders characterizations and character-insights in a slice-of-life.
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7 - HOT CHOCOLATE - Tight Spaces by @krethes (3.2k, T) - mwpp-era remus-trauma / remus’ werewolf childhood. lots of hurt but tons of lovely comfort after, and delightful marauders friendship.
Instead, he was jostled in a bone-crushing hug, sloshing hot-but-not-scalding cocoa on the blanket in the suddenness. Sirius buried his head into his shoulder and held him so tightly Remus thought he might snap in half. Remus's cheeks were wet and, embarrassed, he realized he was crying. He hadn't expected such a response from Sirius, who was usually joking or brooding, never something so gentle, so sincere.
bonus recs: naturally - Did You Miss Me? (600k, E) by @krethes and @fantismal, and Power the Dark Lord Knows Not (300k, E) by @fantismal and Jormandugr (nearly perfect chapter timing, too, hahaha)
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8 - APPLE PICKING - As Red As Hearts And Autumn by Rosie_Rues (47k, G), mwpp sixth year. sooo i went a bit out-of-season with some of these recs, but this fic is as autumn as it gets —
“Excuse me,” Sirius says, too loudly. “Why isn’t anyone paying attention to me?” “The central refrain of Sirius Black’s life,” Remus murmurs and finds himself being tackled by a large, black dog, intent on washing his face. He struggles and yelps but none of the others, traitors all, come to his rescue. Sirius changes back but stays sitting on Remus, twisting round to say, “Your apples are useless.” Peter snorts and opens his mouth and a barrage of apple cores hits him before he can speak.
bonus rec: Flesh in the fruit by @girl-with-goats (2.3k, M). not apples but peaches, and not peaches but peaches 👀😏🍑
anyway happy spooky season 🍂🧡💛❤️🍁
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Things My Friends Have Said as The Marauders
mary : that's so gay sirius please refrain from such behavior
barty : omg is not feeling things not normal??? 🫣🫣🫣🥰🥰😍😃😃
marlene : my gay is being gay at a music festival i need to leech onto other people's gay my gay is gay-cupied
dorcas : you know what's the difference between an ass and the rice there was for dinner today?? an ass i would eat, that rice no
james : sometimes i get sad
then i remember that sirus and i have matching watermelon pjs and then im happy again :)
remus : im suffering, suffer with me
Bonus :
sirus : ...are you going to kill me?
remus : yes.
sirius : ...that's hot
my friends that contributed to this lovey post, kudos if you can figure out which of the things i have said
@i-do-random-things-do-not-ask @jamespotterinskirts @remuslupininskirts @marauders-ghosts @dear-evanrosier
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ifyoucandaniel · 1 year
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Ok wait I’m not done actually. This post has given me brain rot so bad I’ve been staring at it for like days weeks hours years, so bare with me.
Just thinking: Lily Evan’s is the second daughter of the king and queen, and as the second daughter it’s her duty to marry outside of the kingdom to build strong allies. The obvious choice of course is James potter, the neighboring kingdoms sole heir and most powerful ally. Lily and James are both quiet close actually and all things considered, there are worse options (i.e. the third son mulciber in another kingdom) so to solidify the alliance the Evan’s send Lily across the oceans with their trusted guards. One being Dorcas, who is pulling a mulan and has been pretending to be a man for the past 3 years in order to join the knights and fight. Dorcas tries to keep an appropriate distance from Lily as a knight, but Lily is in a sort of melancholy muse where she kind of looks out over the water and without looking at Dorcas goes “have you ever felt like you’re not really a person, but just a puppet who lets everyone pull the strings? I feel like I have no control, but I don’t think I’ve ever tried to take it either.” And Dorcas kind of just lets that sit with them. Then one night their ship wrecks (ofc like all good stories) and the two of them are the only survivors/only ones on the same part of the land. Just thinking about them having to navigate the land and grow closer and Lily feeling conflicted because while she’s never had any loyalty to marrying James and knows neither of them care about the alliance aside from placating their parents, she does feel conflicted because she was under the impression she only liked woman? And this is a man? So she’s going through a crisis coming to terms with being bisexual when finally after some big thing, she finds out Dorcas is a woman, and she’s angry and Dorcas thinks it’s bc she was lying and committing a crime technically punishable by death, but Lily is mad because she made her think she was attracted to men😭 any ways yeah so just them falling in love and Dorcas protecting Lily and !!!!
Also James pov where it’s him losing his goddamn mind because Lily is like his best friend and he loves her so so much and when the news of the wreck reached him he was like “yeah no she’s still alive nothing could kill Lily Evans, we need to go find her” and everyone keeps telling him there were no survivors but he’s like I don’t give a fuck, she’s alive. So then with the help of Lady Walburga’s son and his best friend Sirius, he’s able to sneak out one night pretending to be a commoner, but he runs into regulus and somehow they’re forced to travel together (reg probably said smth like “if you don’t take me with you I’ll to straight to your very worried parents and tell them you’re putting yourself in danger without any guards to go look for Lily alone” and James is like FUCK fine you can come, just don’t say I didn’t try). So the two of them traveling together, reg trying to get away from his family, James searching for Lily, and falling in love at the same time as Lily and Dorcas <3 gays all around
And just for some wolfstar bc I can’t function without them: Sirius being left to kind of mediate the potters and be like “it’s ok I’m sure James is fine, he’s smart it’s ok we’ll find him” while hiding the fact that he snuck James out, and he meets a stable boy (OFC BC I LOVE THIS TROPE YOY CAN RIP IT FROM MY DEAD HANDS) and he’s like instantly GONE. Remus being a stable boy and meeting the charming, beautiful Lords son and being like “yeah fuxk you and the monarchy, you’re probably an asshole who wipes his ass with gold leaf” and Sirius is like *heart eyes, aWOOga* “my family and the inherent inequality of the monarchy again😍” and they fall in love <3
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aithusarosekiller · 11 months
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Barty: 😍😭🤩🥰🤭
Dorcas: what the hell is wrong with him
Evan: James called him ugly or smth? I don't know either
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solarpleasure · 7 months
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About solarpleasure!!
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Pronouns: she/her/hers
Name: Athena
Nickname: Attie/Alex/Lovebug
Favorite Films: Enola Holmes 1&2,the black phone, Harry Potter and the goblet of fire,red white and royal blue
Favorite TVshow: can’t decide rn
Favorite artist right now: Dominic fike😍
Favorite album is ever: “Awaken my love!” By childish gambino
Favorite song right now: good game by Dominic fike
Fav gryffindor marauders era character: James potter
Fav hufflepuff marauders era character: Amelia Bones
Fav ravenclaw marauders era character: Pandora Rosier
Fav slytherin marauders era character: Dorcas meadows /Regulus black
Fav ship?: Starchaser and Dorlene
Any other fandoms?: Harry Potter the golden era,marauders,the black phone,Enola Holmes, Kinda Euphoria
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we-r-loonies · 2 years
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the marauders as (more) things my friends have said
sirius: hey, can you speak french?
james: ... si?
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sirius: *eating a biscuit* thats shagalicious, that is.
remus: i swear to god, stOP IT
sirius: absolutely orgasmic-
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james: *after being criticized* oh, suck my cock
regulus: . . .
sirius: if you even say anything, we'RE DONE
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teacher: is that book more important than this lesson?
remus, regulus and evan, in unison: absolutely.
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james: i don't care if the ball's flying at your face, you fucking hit it, okay?
sirius: you're cute when you're mad~
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mary: you know, i hate gossiping so m-
lily: SPILL THE TEA.
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( on the group chat )
sirius: I LOVE INCEST SM LIKE ITS SO LOVELU
sirius: FUCK WAIT NO
sirius: **INCENSE
peter: incest 😍😍
james: sweet home alabamaaaa
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marlene: we're so fit, how are we not taken?
dorcas: at this point, we should just date eachother
mary, from a couple feet away: GAY
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regulus: i look like shit, oh my days
james: nah, you're stunning
regulus: ... what?
james: whAt
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sirius, after chugging redbull: i could fight god and WIN.
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remus, reading (very gay, very smutty) smut aloud:
the marauders, sitting around him, listening:
marlene: ... im definitely a lesbian
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bambistan · 10 months
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