#dont listen to me

[acerathia]

his skincare routine? me sitting on his face <3

#dont listen to me #im tired after uhhhh #a 4 step nightroutine #why do i do this to myself #good night

[darby-rowe]

thinking about uhhhhhhh HAVING SEX!!!!!!!!

#🧸; dally speaks #dally: the pussy pounder #dont listen to me #had to sit through an hour and a half long compliance presentation today #my eyes are glossed over and my brain is fried

[sauronnaise]

“If you are the God of the Wind... Does that make you the Lord of the Farts?"

—Melkor, to Manwë

#melkor #manwë súlimo #tolkien #shitpost #incorrect tolkien quotes #silmarillion #incorrect silmarillion quotes #crack #mānawenūz means fart master in valarin #facts i just made up #dont listen to me #💨

[naskaolgia]

inseparable besties

dorks

dont ask I dont know who hes leaning onto

we all agree, collectively that cartman is a tiny bitch right?

gaslight gatekeep girlboss

she was the first one I drew, I had to draw cartman but then I was like- I have to draw ken to, HAD TO... so if you were wondering why the sizes looked so odd that's why

#there is a metaphorical gun held at my head ohgodohno #I was forced to draw this #im joking #dont listen to me #i am not joking #but I am tho #south park #southpark #fanart #south park fandom #south park kids #southpark fanart #artists on tumblr #south park fanart #southpark fandom #aged up #south park kenny #south park art #sp fanart #majorine stotch #majorine #south park majorine #south park butters #leopold butters stotch #kenny mccocmick #bunny #sp bunny #kenny x marjorine #kenny x butters #cartman

[cmntdsteel]

If—IF CX-2 is Tech, I'd like to think he was reconditioned as Crosshair mentioned in a previous episode. CX-2 full on Wintersoldier, no recollection of BEING Tech, nothing of the batch, or Omega.

What I also like to think is that he is fighting a mental battle in his exceptional mind. Between his former self (Tech/CT-9902) and current self (CX-2). It's a "game" he only finds challenging when playing against himself.

This is extremely delulu and tinfoil hat fueled, BUT, I just remembered the episode from S2 when he was playing a game on top of Gonky for a flat surface, and he said, "I am playing against myself. It is the only time this game is a challenge."

#im yapping #the bad batch #tbb #tbb spoilers #dont listen to me #tbb s3 #clone trooper tech #this was very out of the blue #but i had to brain vommit the thoughts out #timfoil hats and clown fit on #im delusional

[sapphicspacebitch]

Me: what if the reason I’m lonely isnt because I haven’t “found the right person” but because deep down I’m afraid that I’m fundamentally broke and undeserving of love. What if I am truly unlovable?

Also me five minutes later: hehe horny thoughts go brrrr

#shit post #dont listen to me #i’m just rambling #shit posting #wlw #sapphic #lesbian #wlw yearning #sapphic yearning #lesbian yearning

[brainworms-all-night-long]

I think the goofiness and inpropability of Sonic and Nine so cassualy conversating while they're 50m appart would be slightly medicated if they just, talked through their communicators? Listen yea the Grim is empty they're both animals with strong hearing and this is the least fantastical thing in the show where the universe got ripped to shreds because of a magic rock that was just sitting in a mountain why am I so hung up on it? concider it would be like them having an angry phonecall across the street, added komedy points

#sonic prime #dont #dont listen to me #its 4am I should sleep this isnt good #brain is conjuring up nonsense I have no way of stopping it #please someone just hit me unconcious with a bat or something #miles nine prower #sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime spoilers #silly brainworms

[vhstown]

the thought of a writer groupchat seems so fun but also terrifies me to no end

#look gcs NEVER work out for me #the equivalent of a social death sentence #instant messaging is just different to interactions on posts #but the idea... #my phone is on 10% and its almost midnight 😭 #dont listen to me #vee chats

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

CALLOUT POST FOR THAT SHIT ASS RUBBER PLAYGROUND SURFACING

Does anyone remember this? I fuckin do. I remember the playground having rocks and woodchips as god intended, then randomly getting renovations only to be replaced with THIS DEVIL SPAWN BULLSHIT. Rubber playground surfacing can suck my fat cock and I'm being so serious. Like, when it was really hot outside it burned you. When you fell down or were playfighting with someone, you got major rugburn. It smelled bad??? It had no special little critters or insects to find, and it was literally the worst "upgrade" ever fucking made to playgrounds around the country. FUCK RUBBER PLAYGROUND SURFACING!!!! Also when I would complain about it, adults would say it was for "safety," but I got hurt way more on this shit than I ever did on rocks and woodchips. I swear to god they only put that shit in because they were tired of kids throwing woodchips and pebbles at each other. My arch-nemesis is whoever created this stuff.

#colby rambles #shitpost tbh #i did no research on this #im just pissed cause i hated the stuff #dont listen to me #unless you know im right #then please listen to me #playground #playground equipment #school recess #education

[des-fangirl]

i think Moist could be the one to invent the the rtern bisexuality in discworld

#dont listen to me #im talking my thoughts it can be stupud but I HAVE A POINT RIGHT #RIGHT #he already invented paper money & marks why noot #he's bi after all and and Adora is too she'll help him- #in what #in #inventing.... bisexuality... #DON'T LISTEN TO ME #des-shitpost #discworld #moist von lipwig #im srry

[redswaberkez]

TODAY I WILL HMMMMM DRAW GOOD XMAS COMIC 🥰

>Puts every main character in a moral grinder

#it my love language to a character #mix their pain with good moments like a roller coaster to keep it dynamic #i dont know if this is a good strategy but aNYWAY........ #dont listen to me

[jjaydazo]

Chaotic advice.

#dont listen to me #when i say dumbest reason #dont involved being an asshole #or anything to hurt anyone or yourself

[sherbet-for-one]

Did you know that you simply don't have to pay for the bus if you just don't?

#my art #homestuck #dave strider #karkat vantas #homestuck fanart #davekat #karkat homestuck #homestuck karkat #dave homestuck #dont listen to me #my roommate got a ticket not paying #i just simply enjoy the thrill #and being broke

[tragicallystraight]

I was watching west side story and somehow my brain went:

You can have your men toxic, I want mine detoxified.

#shower thoughts #what's wrong with my brain #this was such a random thought too #i paused west side story for this #west side story #wait does this count as a shower thought then? #but i wasnt in the shower #THIS IS MUSICAL THOUGHTS #i dont even fucking know #dont listen to me #can we order men yet? if so then i do want mine to be detoxified #i mean if you like em toxic and red then you get that #but imma pass - im feeling more a green detoxic vibe rn #this might change later who knows

[justsomecookie]

Tumblr is sometimes hard to navigate. Ykw, @pey-up I'm just gonna sit on your shoulders and probably make you fall down but you're my new Tumblr tour guide. My Tourmblr guide. I love making terrible word combinations. I'm talking for too long. Words.

#peyton you cant escape me #would this be better if I just like let you drive a car #peyton can you make car sounds rq #would I even fit on your shoulders #dw about it #dont listen to me

[cmntdsteel]

Okay, totally unrelated to the next two episodes tonight, BUT, I swear. I swear—I 100% fully believed when Omega was reaching out to try to feel or call out to the force, I thought she was going to get a vision. Nothing too much or vivid like she's a full-fledged force wielder, but just a brief blurry glimpse like a flash card image. Like she'd perhaps SEE or get subtle HINT as to what really happened to Tech, since Hemlock said his goggles were all they could salvage (I call bull.)

#the bad batch #tbb #im delusional #dont listen to me #tbb s3 #im just overthink and anxious about the next few episodes #i have a feeling the end wont be bittersweet but full on wrecked with wretched angst #the tinfoil hat and clown outfit fit just right on me