#moist von lipwig

[potato-lord-but-not]

HOT DISCWORLD GIRLIES IN YOUR AREA ‼️‼️

#William is too normal for me to be feeling such a way about him #not Adora tho never Adora #ALSOO ​SACHARISSA !!!! YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE PLEASE !!!! #discworld #discworld fanart #going postal #the truth #adora belle dearheart #moist von lipwig #william de worde #sacharissa cripslock #otto chriek #newspaper ot3

[pratchettquotes]

There was the sound of shuffling and the click-click of a walking stick, and a bent, elderly figure appeared in the gray, dead, dusty air.

"Groat, sir," it wheezed. "Junior Postman Groat, sir. At your service, sir. One word from you, sir, and I will leap, sir, leap into action, sir." The figure stopped to cough long and hard, making a noise like a wall being hit repeatedly with a bag of rocks. Moist saw that it had a beard of the short, bristled type, which suggested that its owner had been interrupted halfway through eating a hedgehog.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

#moist von lipwig #tolliver groat #going postal #discworld #terry pratchett #character introduction #character description #post office #first day of work #junior postman #old #coughing #home remedies #hedgehogs #leap into action #halfway through eating a hedgehog

[magpiesketchins]

Moist Von Lipwig voice: Why are you telling me this, sir?

Vetinari voice: Because no one will ever believe you, Mr. Lipwig.

Based on this post because look I just. I just had to ok.

#lord vetinari #moist von lipwig #discworld #vetinari #magpie.png #memes #my art #gnu terry pratchett #gnu #I don’t think I’ve drawn anything this fast #And if the subject of the painting bares a resemblance to a certain someone then that's between Vetinari and his private gallery isn't it

[streej]

Letter for you!

#by streej #illustration #digital art #artists on tumblr #digital drawing #terry pratchett #discworld #moist von lipwig

[butchratchettruther]

Going postal aka local con man discovers he is a bottom

#going postal #moist von lipwig #discworld

[kirilka-a-a]

Стырил карандашек и убегает довоооольный

#making money #fanart #moist von lipwig #discworld #art

[tiredaroacesimp]

Moist sketches, cause I´ve decided he´s my poor little meow meow

They should invent a conman that I dont wanna torture (affectionately)

Bellow cut, slight spoiler for Going postal (about 3rd fifth of the book)

#moist von lipwig #going postal #mr tiddles #discworld #terry pratchett

[oakys-sideblog]

A name tattoo in fancy scrawl that reads Moist von Lipwig

#is this anything #discworld #moist von lipwig

[felt-squirrels]

This just in: Moist broke into his own fucking apartment because his fiancée was on a business trip and he was bored

#moist i love you #moist von lipwig #making money #felt rants

[schyra-art]

✨Postmaster✨

#discworld #going postal #moist von lipwig #fanart #art

[roughly6500bees]

He can quit whenever he wants!

#discworld #moist von lipwig #art tag

[sillymonsterman]

moist von lipwig would be able to save our nhs

#legally had to #moist von lipwig #discworld

[des-fangirl]

doodles with Mort & others :33

#my blorbos!! #discworld #desfan-art #mort #moist von lipwig #otto chriek #otto von chriek #mrrrbernmr love em

[dungeon-crawler-blorbo]

Moist von Lipwig

Name: Moist Vo 3 Original Race: Human Highest Stat: Charisma Dungeon Exit: Killed by a Neighborhood Boss on the 2nd floor

Notable Achievements: Empty Pockets - Reward: Bronze Adventurer Box Bitchmeat! - No Reward You Found Stairs! - No Reward Fall Into an Obvious Trap - No Reward Loner - No Reward Notable Loot Troll Club (Bronze Weapon Box) Torch (Bronze Adventurer Box) Ring of +1 CON (Silver Adventurer Box) Potion of Healing (Bronze Adventurer Box) Potion of Mana (Bronze Adventurer Box) Notable Abilities Torch Spell - Level 3 Dodge Skill - Level 3 Detect Trap Skill - Level 3 Scutelliphily Skill -Level 6 Good First Impression Skill - Level 6

#Moist von Lipwig #Discworld #Dungeon Crawler Carl #Sorry Moist #You would not survive to class and race selection #But he did get featured on the recap as one of the people who died when the bosses left their rooms

[lebagelboy]

... god dammit Pratchett!!!!!

#every damn time #making money #moist von lipwig #gnu terry pratchett #lebageltag

[p4nishers]

kinda heartbreaking to me that moist REPEATEDLY says he likes the kind of people who are everything he isn't. like. the fact that he's been running away from himself, truly himself, for so long that when it catches up to him, he can't help but despite it. and admire and actively LIKE the people who are everything he isn't and it just points to a self hatred and derealization so strong that its self destructive too. he'll never be those people and he'll always either feel guilty in their presence or simply just full of emotion he doesn't know how to deal with. he even says in the beginning of going postal that he LOVES honest people, loves when they shake his hand and look into his eyes to find out who he is, bc he has a whole rack of selves he can offer them. and that's the thing, isn't it. he doesn't show his real self to anyone till going postal and even then the only one he offers it to WILLINGLY is adora. until going postal he doesn't think himself capable of having a 'real' self. how gut wrenching that is. like yeah yeah he was a conman that was the whole POINT but he spent his life hiding behind layers and layers of mask and the fact that he LIKES honest people instead of despising them. god.

#halfway thru raising steam and i think it was VERY intentional on pterry's part to have him working together w simmel who's as simple and #honest as it gets and for moist to just. like him. like him sooo much. #and the fact that he's LEARNING from simnel. and GLADLY TOO. insane to me #everything about moist von lipwig is insane to me and ill never get over any of it. character ever #moist von lipwig #gnu terry pratchett #discworld #raising steam #going postal