#do you want a cookie a cookie for that?

[kiwisandpearls]

How can I express that people saying the “proship vs antiship fandom discourse is useless” and the “proship and anti labels are stupid/useless” makes me want to roll my eyes so far back into my head that I actually get to see what’s inside there without making it seem like I’m trying to start a fight?

because like I get it, I really wanna say this discourse is stupid and pointless and that the “proship” and “antiship” labels should have never been created but unfortunately people’s lives have been ruined thanks to this “discourse” so I don’t think it’s as “pointless” as some people make it out to be.

like…i don’t know what to say other then…cool. Your think the proship and antiship labels are pointless. Cool, you think this discourse is pointless. You want a cookie for reaching that conclusion?

#talk away ⌞🍵🍋 ⌝ #proship #profic #profiction #pro fiction #profic safe #proship safe #i seem mad here #I’m not really #I’m just tired lol #and conflicted about this #because on one hand I do genuinely get it #I understand wanting to stay out of the discourse #I understand thinking this discourse is pointless #I understand thinking the proship antiship labels are stupid #but on the other hand it’s like #ok? and? #do you want a cookie a cookie for that? #im not saying people have to use those labels #or they have to involve themselves in the discourse #or they have think this discourse is meaningful #it’s just #idk #I’m tired lol #I need sleep lol #might delete later

[celestiachan]

#xenon screams #also shoutout to that one terf pretending to be antiracist for screenshotting this post #congratulations on violating my boundaries. do you want a cookie

[kogglyuffs]

the ultimate cookie show

#digital art #my art #fanart #cookie run #cookie run fanart #cookie run art #cr art #cr kingdom #cookie run kingdom #crk art #crk fanart #IM AT THE EDGE OF KRILLING MYSELF #CANT STOP THINKING BOUT THIS GRRRRR #OMG SHADOW MILK U NASTY CREECHER #iLYSM AND IM SORRY DEVSIS DID YOU DIRTY #I WANTED MORE OF HIM SMH SMH GRRRR #I GOTT DO BLUD SOME JUSTICE #AND YES BLUD STILL SCREAMS DIMENTIO TO ME I DONT GIVE A SHITT #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #pure vanilla crk #pure vanilla cookie #white lily cookie #white lily crk

[aalghul]

I was just possessed by a vision of Duke crashing all of jaykyle’s dates accidentally. the first time, he just happens to be hanging out with Jason when Kyle visits Gotham, and Kyle invites him out with them instead of kicking Duke out (like you’re supposed to do with younger siblings but Kyle wouldn’t know that because he’s an only child so it’s not his fault).

And then Duke just keeps popping up, all the time, in comical ways. Jaykyle are getting milkshakes in Brooklyn? Duke was already hiding under their table before they even sat down (why was he there? Who knows. He claims it was for a case).

Kyle takes Jason to R’ann for a vacation and they’ve been on the planet for all of 5 minutes before they see Duke in handcuffs because he somehow managed to get arrested on a whole different planet from the one he should be on. jaykyle dealt with that and decided they’d just have to keep him on their vacation. Batman was hysterical when they got back a week later because he literally had no clue how Duke had vanished off the face of the earth. Duke had selfies of him (with jaykyle at every romantic event they’d planned) on a different planet though so he didn’t really care

#it’s like giving a mouse a cookie except Duke honestly isn’t doing this on purpose. the universe is the mouse giving jaykyle the cookie #they’re like stop. that’s enough cookies. and the universe won’t listen #duke is Kyle’s favourite of Jason’s siblings bc he kicked Hal in the face that one time #and also he’s just more fun. what do you want Kyle to say #Damian’s close tho i firmly believe they bond over being artists and being into anime/manga #duke thomas #kyle rayner #jaykyle #jason todd

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Coming out of the void and doing just fine

#hihihihi hello #my ârt #fnaf daycare attendant #moondrop #fnaf #so uhhhhhh I haven't posted as much lately #the reason is just a combination of school and unrelated projects #but I do thinks it's very funny to post a drawing #vanish for a month #then post one more of the same blorbo but with noticeable art improvements #just a lot of oc stuff that would take way too much explanation to put here lmao #but also I'm in just a weird mood where I want to paint more and sketch less for some unholy not-really-art-block reason #hence the inky moon #I'm in a training arc just you wait #if you read this far I'm giving you one of those jelly cookies

[somegrumpynerd]

The most labrador coded guy, somebody call him a good boy

#UTDR #UTMV #Cross Sans #Consider this a small apology for all the awful dad stuff I am doing to this guy #I wanted to draw more but I am so tired today -A- #Thinking about how if they were animals or wereanimals or something like that #Cross would be a big-ish scary looking dog #Who wants to be pet so bad but doesn't let people near him #And when he finally lets someone pet him he probably whines the whole time and his tail thumps around furiously #Also Killer is a cat who can't purr unless he's in stage one #Anyway do you think Nightmare learned how to bake in his half a century? #I hope he makes cookies every once in a while and they're super nice

[daenerys-targaryen]

and btw you don’t have to admit how much you hate someone first before commenting on whatever horrible thing has happened to them.

#‘​I hate her but this is awful’ do you want a cookie?? #leah rambles

[bruciemilf]

Jason @ Dick after the fucker conveniently didn't tell him Bruce actually DID want to and TRIED to kill the clown but he had political immunity due to being the ambassador of Iran and Clark stopped him to avoid a war:

#Jason almost committed patricide on the man who took him in #loved him as a son #gave him a home #and gives him chance after chance after ch #like how fucking. FRUSTRATING. #what the FUCK richard???? #jason todd #memes #dc #dc comics #text #'oh but dick killed the joker for jay tho!!' yeah what do you want me to do give him a cookie?? #thats normal big brother behavior!!! didnt he feel so bad afterwards he pleaded with bruce to revive him lmao #BAD. SHAME.

[dizzybizz]

sketches n abandoned stuff

#theyre all out of order and all over the place. just wanted it to flow nicely idk man #tagging do i have to i hate tagging sketch dumps yet i keep doing this to myself uaghh #one piece #ok no jsut media f u #honkai star rail #cookie run #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #avatar the last airbender #drawtectives #dungeon meshi #witch hat atelier #ace attorney #genshin impact #hot guy pi #haikyuu #all saints street #anytime i post abt bokuaka i scribble them just so you know #its a whole ritual at this point #my art #ok yayy i love sketching sm actually best part of the process to me

[distorted-smile]

They left treats out for Christmas…

I realised as I was doing the background it looks like he got locked in the basement…and I had to keep going with it at that point. I love how snootlike Nim’s face is - very cute. Have a good Christmas @weevmo!

#I wanted to draw him for a little while #you could grab his face like you do with dogs #gently of course #I’m sorry that it’s a mixture of cookies and carrots… #I was eating carrots before I draw it so maybe I was influenced #I didn’t want to draw more cookies #have a lovely Christmas #I hope it starts to feel more jolly for you #digital art #digital drawing #digital illustration #art #my art #fanart #corduroy stew #nimrod stew

[murderous-spaten]

Tatort Saarbrücken - Enjoy the Silence (Depeche Mode)

inspiriert von dieser playlist von @the-thorster

#tatort saarbrücken #spatort #cookie makes stuff #ich weiß nicht ob dieser edit gut ist ich hab ihn im zug gemacht und bin krank und die realität hat aktuell so funky verschwommenen ränder #do with that what you want #anyways #enjoy :) #adam schürk #leo hölzer #cookie says things #fan edit

[scream-mans-friend]

erasermic is so versatile. depending on how you interpret their relationship, erasermic can be fluffy, it can overcome all hurdles, it can be a new thing thats just bloomed, high school sweethearts, tripping over themselves pining, married with kids. it can also be two estranged friends finding each other again, it can be a codependent relationship born from tragedy, it can be seemingly unrequited, it can be something they both want but know they can never bridge, it can be bitter, it can be haunted, it can tear itself apart, and it can be filled with a loathing for the fact that they care for the others difficult ass. and most importantly they can be besties. and i think thats beautiful.

#you gotta read this one like its a stream of consciousness bc it is #i do really like erasermic. right now i like the angsty type where the relationship is haunted by oboros ghost for example #but next week i may just want to read about them getting together after a long time of pining. or baking cookies or smth sweet #anyways #depression duo

[theguyinthemathexamples]

cw// lowercase intended, mentions of execution, just religious sagau stuff, the usual

this is mostly a shitpost but like,,

do y'all think exorcists, paranormal experts or the like use our name to dispel spirits???

like ik the part where the normal populace prays in our name after every action they do or after every meal, but the part where they say "May the Creator guide you,," like we say "May the Lord guide you,," and all that fancy stuff to get rid of evil entities

it's just ⚰️⚰️

like imagine one of the first "execution" attempts they tried doing — and the one that miserably failed — is exorcism. I.e them thinking and trying to "exorcise the demon that decided to take a physical form and plague Teyvat with its impure influence." would actually cause us to disappear 💀💀

(more utc ‼️‼️‼️)

like here you were chained to a tall block of wood, internally screaming your head off as an "archbishop" of yours is reading, what you can only describe as the autobiography of your life, to a dozen thousand people or so.

sometimes you'd get sprayed/sprinkled with some water from a bottle on his person while quoting some random shit you said as a child. the small grimaces and glares you send his way seemed to satisfy him and the mass below.

at some point you even began to doze off because of how long this "exorcism" was taking, even a little sore from having to be in the same position for a few hours now.

you do feel bad for the kids that are forced to sit through the entire process, knowing full well that this whole shebang won't work.

some even looked skeptical that this was going to work in the first place.

good for them, really.

i can just hear them chanting saying "In the name of the Creator, their creations and the holy spirit, may this demon be vanquished from both the mortal and spiritual realm! May they experience an eternity of pain for ever thinking about imitating our Almighty Creator!" while the archbishop does the hand flick to splash us with water

JUST IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF DISTRUST AND SKEOTICISM AND JUST—,,, EVERYTHING EVERYONE FEEL WHEN THE SO CALLED "exorcism" DOESN'T WORK LMAOAOAOAOO

and then eventually they all just say fuck it and execute us physically when the religious shit doesn't work

#sparkling wheat ♪ #stellar-borne cookies and cream ♪ #silver lined strawberries ♪ #genshin impact #genshin impact sagau #sagau #genshin #sagau genshin #genshin sagau #im sorry that most of my recent posts have been short recently 😭 #i tbh do them short to let y'all's minds run and jump and skip and boing wildly (hopefully) #do just tell me if you guys want something longer #sorry for the confusion too btw 😭😭😭

[quikyureblogs]

I have never seen Ogerpon do this animation outside of this Gif. She's adorable and I love her but what's the explanation....

#pokemon #ogerpon #quikyu2banter #teal mask #secret dialog option where pc asks “ogerpon do you want a cookie?”

[sergle]

c'mon yall I've rehomed like 5 or 6 different kittens this way, almost every single time they are adopted by lesbians, let's keep up the pattern

#are you gay? do you want a pair of kittens for christmas? you can have them for the low low price of Take Them #sergle.txt #my dude I NEED someone to take these. come ON. I'll bake you cookies

[flowercrowngods]

they tell you about school and they tell you about work and they tell you about taxes and responsibilities and ideals you have to reach. they don’t tell you about baking chocolate cookies from scratch at the ungodly hours of 11 at night and sitting on your kitchen floor while watching a home decor competition show while you get to munch on a cookie that tastes like the hot chocolate you used to make when you needed a reason to live as a teenager. they don’t tell you about getting to eat another cookie while you think about capturing this moment in a mason jar and shipping it through time to your younger self who gets scared so easily by school and work and taxes and responsibilities and ideals. your younger self who wonders if there’s still comfort, still good things, and if you get to claim them for yourself at some point or if comfort is always a question of dependence. they don’t tell you about that, when for years we do nothing but dream about moments like these

#i’m weirdly emo about these chocolate cookies i made from scratch. i’m not someone who bakes. this very much feels like magic to me #love #🤍 #but also it’s just so crazy how we all vividly remember thinking ‘when i grow up i can have as much ice cream as i want’ #like. what do you wanna be when you grow up? i wanna be someone who can make cookies for themself just because. #isn’t this it? isn’t this the dream?? and i didn’t even have an outstandingly good or bad day today it’s Just A Day. and now i have cookies #idk idk it’s my first time being alive okay?