#stellar-borne cookies and cream ♪

[theguyinthemathexamples]

From the Beauty, to the Creation

— to celebrate my beloved Argenti coming home after i first lost to Bronya (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

— C/W : trying a new fic format, extremely self indulgent, possibly ooc 😞, spoilers?, my first sahsr/sahsrau fic‼️

Being the vessel of an Aeon that was thought to have long since passed was no easy feat, as it required other Aeons to set their sights on you first.

Some call Them the Aeon of Creation, others the Aeon of Fate; the IPC have yet to decipher their time of arrival, much less their motives. Though, most theorize that they materialized long before the first atom had started moving, only to stay dormant in a state akin to hibernation after setting the universe up for self replication and ever expansion.

(more utc‼️‼️)

Their presence felt like home, a warm embrace, maybe even a light in the dark, or perhaps a form of escapism. Everyone is sure of one thing: once you accept Their calling, and accept the Astral Express's conductor's invitation, there will never be a way to turn back.

To others' eyes, a faint string can be seen reaching the heavens itself, tracing down a vessel, caressing their whole beings like a forced blanket thrown at their face.

An almost addicting bliss could be felt after these possessions, before that moment of ethereal release comes crashing down. Though, those that are used to always moving around — those with more stamina — don't usually feel this drawback as much as the others.

More often than not, the feeling of being watched and dazed dissipates and a feeling of fatigue sets in — intense tiredness, and even a slight chance to feel dizziness, had been reported from these... events.

But most importantly, a voice could be heard. A voice that many described as one which contained a thousand choirs, perhaps millions.

Among those was Argenti, a man of excellent talents that walked on the Path of Erudition, though claims to walk that of Beauty. One of the most recent vessels, per say.

He first felt this presence after accidentally hitting the Astral Express with his own ship, the "One and Only", he called it, the faint strings caressing the being of three out of the six Trailblazers.

To exude such a warm, calming aura around one at all times is truly a magnificent display of beauty, he thought.

The second time, however, it was quite a sudden moment. A strange letter was penned to him, claiming that it could make his goal of spreading the Beauty, if he used the golden ticket provided inside, a dozen steps closer.

The weirdest aspect was that he kept hearing faint whispers around him. Was this how vessels gained an invitation?

Though, feeling hesitant about this strange letter, he chose to send it instead to the Commander of the Silvermane Guards, Lady Bronya Rand, so that someone else could experience such a wonderful event.

The letter warned him that he must accept this invitation, were he to receive such a letter once more.

Third time's the charm, as they say, as not only did Argenti get another letter not too long after, the voices were much louder this time. They were more persuasive, more hoping and, most importantly, more enticing.

The letter beforehand told him of the earlier warning, and this one did not hesitate to emphasize it in the second paragraph.

And, left with no other choice, he had to accept this invitation. He truly didn't expect getting treated with such warmth and excitement seeping through every vein in his body.

He briefly caught sight of the Aeon in all their glory — was this a sign that his fate towards meeting the Beauty was slowly coming into fruition?

Being blessed by two Aeons, even briefly catching their attention, was a feat unlike any other, but being chosen as an active vessel by one? What a truly great achievement.

Along with the Trailblazer that caught him, four others stood behind them. A master swordsman that went by Yanqing, the owner of Neverwinter Workshop, Lady Serval Landau, the Commander of the Silvermane Guards he'd given the invite to earlier, Lady Bronya Rand, and a child that waved at him who called herself Lynx Landau.

Quite an interesting group of people, but a beautiful bond of friendship swirled among them nonetheless.

Slowly, he could feel himself getting stronger, even more so than before. This mysterious Aeon had gifted him so many things already, yet it doesn't seem to be stopping any time soon.

From the creations of the acolytes of the Aeon of Remembrance, Lightcones, to relics which were created from anomalies caused by the Antimatter Legion, and more — all were given to him to make him more powerful.

It was as if meeting and becoming the puppet of this Aeon could make you undeniably better than your former self, even after you thought you were already at your peak.

The world doesn't revolve around you? The creator of the universe lovingly revolves around me 24/7, thank you very much.

In a place unknown, a black haired Stellaron Hunter sneezes, causing two others beside him to sneak a small glance.

He merely huffs, averting his own gaze away.

... Ignorance is often bliss.

This is my first time writing my beloved so I'm sorry in advance if he's ooc 😞😞

I hope you all liked this cuz i def liked making it hehe

Next on the agenda? My thoughts on sahsr/sahsrau :DDD

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The Iudex spotted wearing a weird mask! Could this be a new fashion trend coming to light? Tune in next time at the Steambird!!!

(aka: an eldritch god!sagau x possession!sagau mix, all inspired by @thatdeadaquarius!! tap the pic(s) for better quality :DD idk why this took so long.)

[extra stuff utc‼️]

(with eyes edition down below!!)

#sparkling wheat ♪ #stellar-borne cookies and cream ♪ #silver lined strawberries ♪ #genshin impact #sagau #genshin impact sagau #genshin #self aware genshin #genshin sagau #genshin eldritch au #genshin possession au #??? idk #this. took. WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO LONG I'M SO SORRY EVERYONE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #maybe because of the extras i did?? idk anymore man #uhhhhh #take this as an early Christmas gift 🫶🫶 #(if any of yall saw a mistake‚ dw it's TOTALLY on purpose yea hahahahah totally hahahahaha)

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Celestial Control

cw// quest spoilers, pretty short, big boy words 💪

Iridescent, yet frail and nigh invisible strings caressed the Iudex's gloved wrist, the Hydro sigil he'd made dissipating at the same rate that the final hilichurl disintegrated. This had already been a common routine for the Chief Justice: being pulled away from his duties and joining the Traveler's 'party' with three other individuals.

It had become a regular occurance for Neuvilette as of late. It's been around, what, a few years since he's been invited to do so? Nonetheless, he's learnt considerably more in the intervening period than he ever would have by being cooped up in his office all day.

From the forgotten island in Mondstadt, to the fact that the Dendro Dragon Sovereign was still alive, even learning that the Geo Archon faked his death, and more.

But the most significant aspect of his entire Hydro-Dragon-Sovereign-reincarnated-as-a-human life was his growing knowledge of the Creator of Teyvat — his previous incarnation's creator, too, to be exact.

At first, like any other chosen acolyte, he couldn't understand whatever they were saying. Even the simplest words of their divine lexicon he couldn't make sense of, and anything he'd ever manage to hear were like choruses of voices — to the softest female voice akin to a child, to something he could only describe as nothing at all, from the most agonizing scream he'd ever heard, to the soft whispers of sweet nothings caressing his ear ever so gently.

It got to the point where needed the assistance of his other 'teammates' to translate a single letter; the retired geo archon would only tell him that they were quite overjoyed after he answered their call.

And with each ascension, he regained power comparable to that of a fully fledged dragon — his humble origins. Who knew that a good amount of colorful starfishes, transoceanic pearls, chunks, and crystals, multiples of the horn of a thought-to-be-extinct fontemer seahorse and gorgeous varunada lazurite gemstones in various forms, sizes, and hues could endow him with such power? And so simply, too?

Though he does not express it outwardly, his form is filled with pride whenever he summons the sigil to put forth a flood of hydro against the many, many forces of Teyvat that wished to harm him and the other acolytes.

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Perhaps Foçalors was right about him going out every once in a while.

#sparkling wheat ♪ #stellar-borne cookies and cream ♪ #silver lined strawberries ♪ #genshin impact #sagau #genshin impact sagau #genshin #neuvilette genshin #neuvilette #my little skrunkly #my little meow meow #(and it's an old dragon man taller than me) #i'm sorry everyone for the use of big boy words 💔💔

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cw// 12am thoughts, lowercase intended, spoilers?, lore spill??

a sudden thought came to my mind about the Impostor!SAGAU just now

why don't the ones capable of shapeshifting, like the archons, yokai, etc., try using another form to investigate?

whether they transform into a bird, cat, frog, crystalfly, box, walking koi fish or another person entirely, just a different form than the one they went by before

like in the au where they're skeptical of the current/nonexistent creator, whether on the throne or not, or whether it's by official order, by the law or by their own volition, is real — can't they do that?

(more utc ‼️‼️‼️)

for example:

zhongli, after curiosity put him in a chokehold, decides to turn into a bird of sorts.

his movement was a bit clunky, having not taken a different animal form than his exuvia one in so long, but he got the hang of it.

with feathers of orange and black he soared, under the sunlight did they glisten like the amber and obsidian he'd used to craft the most exquisite of weapons and sculptures alike for his creator.

it was only till sundown did he see his target: the impostor.

but he won't kill them just yet — as much as he wanted to do so.

he guided his wings to a glide, swooping from the skies above and into the forestry below. his claws gripped itself onto the sturdy branches of the sandbearer tree, perching himself above the impostor.

it was almost a pitiful sight to see, really; there you were, bruises and cuts in the midst of healing, vulnerable and unaware that you've been caught yet again.

not a moment later, a plethora of fauna surrounded you, the sight baffling the lord of geo.

from large squirrels to small geovishap hatchlings, even finches and eagles of varying sizes, shapes and colours.

he shook his avian head, having seen enough that his mind could comprehend, and quickly flew away without a peep.

his wings lifted his body away from the scene, away from the forest and off into the skies.

the orange haze that painted the horizon had gradually descended into shades of purples, giving way for nighttime to creep in once he'd returned to his residence.

zhongli's form slumped on the fine furniture that was his drawer, eyes almost as wide as dinner plates. he still couldn't shake off the scene from his mind. he won't. he didn't. he never will.

there was still tomorrow to count on and he needed more time to process the information brought to him on a silver platter.

all because he chose a form that wasn't his.

slowly undressing from his work clothes, he changed into night wear and laid on his bed, not bothering to shower tonight.

... maybe he'll peck at their skin once he sees them to confirm his suspicions.

and so, he closes his eyes, his veins impatiently waiting for the next crack of dawn as he eventually falls into a deep slumber.

his eyes had failed to spot the teal bird that clung the closest to your figure. (coughcough bird xiao creator pspspsps coughcough)

anyways, scenarios just like that are what i'm curious about

thank you for taking the time out of your day and have a smexy rest of your day, you lovely, gorgeous, stunning people 😘😘

#sparkling wheat ♪ #genshin impact #sagau #genshin impact sagau #genshin #genshin impact zhongli #zhongli #genshin zhongli #zhongli genshin #ft. xiao #silver lined strawberries ♪ #stellar-borne cookies and cream ♪

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cw// lowercase intended, mentions of execution, just religious sagau stuff, the usual

this is mostly a shitpost but like,,

do y'all think exorcists, paranormal experts or the like use our name to dispel spirits???

like ik the part where the normal populace prays in our name after every action they do or after every meal, but the part where they say "May the Creator guide you,," like we say "May the Lord guide you,," and all that fancy stuff to get rid of evil entities

it's just ⚰️⚰️

like imagine one of the first "execution" attempts they tried doing — and the one that miserably failed — is exorcism. I.e them thinking and trying to "exorcise the demon that decided to take a physical form and plague Teyvat with its impure influence." would actually cause us to disappear 💀💀

(more utc ‼️‼️‼️)

like here you were chained to a tall block of wood, internally screaming your head off as an "archbishop" of yours is reading, what you can only describe as the autobiography of your life, to a dozen thousand people or so.

sometimes you'd get sprayed/sprinkled with some water from a bottle on his person while quoting some random shit you said as a child. the small grimaces and glares you send his way seemed to satisfy him and the mass below.

at some point you even began to doze off because of how long this "exorcism" was taking, even a little sore from having to be in the same position for a few hours now.

you do feel bad for the kids that are forced to sit through the entire process, knowing full well that this whole shebang won't work.

some even looked skeptical that this was going to work in the first place.

good for them, really.

i can just hear them chanting saying "In the name of the Creator, their creations and the holy spirit, may this demon be vanquished from both the mortal and spiritual realm! May they experience an eternity of pain for ever thinking about imitating our Almighty Creator!" while the archbishop does the hand flick to splash us with water

JUST IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF DISTRUST AND SKEOTICISM AND JUST—,,, EVERYTHING EVERYONE FEEL WHEN THE SO CALLED "exorcism" DOESN'T WORK LMAOAOAOAOO

and then eventually they all just say fuck it and execute us physically when the religious shit doesn't work

#sparkling wheat ♪ #stellar-borne cookies and cream ♪ #silver lined strawberries ♪ #genshin impact #genshin impact sagau #sagau #genshin #sagau genshin #genshin sagau #im sorry that most of my recent posts have been short recently 😭 #i tbh do them short to let y'all's minds run and jump and skip and boing wildly (hopefully) #do just tell me if you guys want something longer #sorry for the confusion too btw 😭😭😭

[theguyinthemathexamples]

How Time Dilation In Teyvat Works

(ft. actual math + shit & confusing explanation (the perfect combination))

blue = here || red = Teyvat || orange = equation || green = time dilation || pink = explanation

A minute here is an hour in Teyvat

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A second here is a minute in Teyvat

→ 1 second = 1 minute

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An hour here is two and a half days in Teyvat

→ 1 minute = 1 hour

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→ 1 hour = 2½ days

60 ÷ 24 = 2.5

A day here is approximately two months in Teyvat

60 is for every minute in an hour, and since there's 24 hours in Teyvat, if we divide 60 by 24, we'll get 2.5 - aka, 2½ days.

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→ 1 day = 2 months

2.5 × 24 = 60 ÷ 2 = 30

A week here is one year and two months in Teyvat

2.5 is for every hour, multiply that by 24 - aka a full day - and you get around 2 months.

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→ 1 week = 1 year & 2 months

2 × 7 = 14

A month here is five years in Teyvat

A year contains 12 months, so after we multiply 2 months by 7 days, we get a year and 2 months. So, ladies... Good luck.

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→ 1 month = 5 years

14 × 4.34 = 60.83 ÷ 12 = 5.069446_

A year here is sixty years in Teyvat

Yes, I had to use a calculator on this one. 14 months multiplied by 4 weeks is 60 months, divide that by 12 months and you get 5 years.

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→ 1 year = 60 years

5 × 12 = 60

5 years multiplied by 12 months is 60 years - better act faster on that immortality potion, hun. You don't want your favorite character/s acolyte/s to die, now do you?

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C/N: wanted to make this for myself and writers about how time dilation ACTUALLY works in genshin (and yea sure i also probably made this just so no one would make it first 👉👈)

But yes, writers feel free to use this as a guide for any of your future fics (mention me if u use it /j)

#fool's flour ° #sparkling wheat ♪ #silver lined strawberries ♪ #stellar-borne cookies and cream ♪ #genshin impact #sagau #genshin impact sagau #sagau cult au #genshin cult au #self aware genshin #genshin sagau #genshin #time dilation #thank me later #ehe — ☆

[theguyinthemathexamples]

been a long while since I've been back, so here's something before i disappear again ✌️

so here and now, i would like to introduce to you all,

The Levels Of Self Awareness in SAGAU

(aka, the ones I've seen so far)

Warning(s): Cursing(probs), possible misinformation?, not really accurate?, my opinions, my humour and experience, and more.

Not proofread, we die like Guizhong in the Archon War.

1. None. Just- Just none.

As the name suggests, none. Just your average game.

No, literally, there's nothing to worry about here.

No worrying about getting sucked in while you're sleeping or anything of the like.

Nothing strange happens (for now) while you're playing, nothing like that.

No extra items, no extra friendship exp, no extra anything.

It's best to savour it while you still can.

2. "Since when did i get that??"

This is when the "getting extra stuff" and/or "extra luck" happens.

Either your characters have been doing some offcam grinding themselves, or you've just been collecting stuff for a while now and haven't really looked into your bag other than to switch gadgets.

Normally, you probably just caught one crystalfly, and yea it shows that, but either 1. it shows you got multiple, or 2. you have a tiny bit/alot more crystalflies in ur bag the last time you checked.

Maybe that's what they want you to think, who knows.

You'd also probably get lucky with a pull or more - usually nothing more than ten or so.

Your characters would also glitch a lil. Things like the sudden cancelling of idle animations, not switching onto the character you want/need, accidental skill/burst activation, and more.

Though, those only happen on occasion. It's not common enough for you to notice and just interpret as misclicks, but also rare enough to set off a raised eyebrow or red flag inside of you.

Nothing happens out of the ordinary outside of your phone.

Apps like Youtube, Google, Chrome, Photos/Gallery, etc. aren't tampered with.

You're good ... As long as the characters don't break through the 636f6465, that is.

3. "Yo," - Kaeya, 2022

It's probably time to delete and redownload Genshin at this point.

You might see hints of you - i.e statues, your favorite color/thing appearing here and there, characters mentioning someone by "Their/His/Her Grace" or some other title, etc.

Your Gallery might be affected, a few photos of a character and/or a view from Genshin.

Getting extra stuff also (probably) gets more frequent

Either you get them through mail or it just gets sent to your storage/bag directly.

The character glitches also happen a lil more frequently.

Oh, you wanted [thing] but didn't have the chance to do so? Don't worry, we'll get it for you, Your Grace. Just occupy yourself with some other miscellaneous tasks and you'll have it in no time.

Your luck also increases a lil more.

The character you've wanted for some time now but didn't get the chance to get them before? Yep, you guessed it, you lost your 50/50 atleast 4 times now.

Lmao I'm kidding

But seriously, if it's what you've been wanting for some time now, you're at least bound for one or a few 50/50 losses (unless you're guaranteed)

It's also why you (probably) get that one unwanted 5* because you wanted to try your luck/build pity.

Jealousy runs in the family, as they say. It's almost unavoidable, really. (looks at my lost 50/50s)

Hey, don't blame them! They were just... excited that you wanted to even pull on their banner, y'know?

Level them up and ascend them to level 20. I dare you.

I mean hey, atleast you'll get a free acquiant fate after you ascended them.

It only takes 7 Hero's Wit, 1 Wanderer's Advice, and their ascension mats.

It's basically a win/win, is it not?

You get a free fate, they get strength. It's fair for everyone.

You don't even have to give them a new weapon or any artifacts! Just leveling them up will do the job, will it not?

4. Caught You Slippin'

Oh, and if the Barbatos statue at Mondstadt actually changed into you, it's best if you just, yk, just look at the first • on this #.

It's too late to turn back now.

This is the "isekai" part of SAGAU, aka, where most fics take place.

This might be a major jump from the previous #, but hey, i started making this at 5AM.

But besides that, what AU you end up is all based on chance.

I'm sure you get the gist of this #. If you don't, i don't blame you.

Remember that one machine in Albedo's cave? That big rectangle/oval one? You don't? Good cuz neither do i.

Either you got sucked in and woke up somewhere in Teyvat, or you woke up to a bunch of hot people staring at you.

This part of the post is very sensitive to change, so I can't really say much here.

Just know that if you manage to find yourself at this point, you probably don't have a chance in getting back to your normal life without getting atleast a tiny bit of trauma.

C/N: Yea, it's me Your broy, chips ahoy, Cake.

Didn't expect me to post, did you? Well, you probably did, but hey, i like imagining nonexistent things

Anyways, have this while u still can cause i'm going back to nap again

Oh wait right i just remembered i haven't done my commissions

Nevertheless, thank you for all of your patience.

Peace — ★

#fool's flour ° #scaled vanilla extracts ° #silver lined strawberries ♪ #stellar-borne cookies and cream ♪ #genshin impact #sagau #genshin impact sagau #what else can i tag #i got lazy at the end #sorry lol #still thinking about those times scara and alhaitham said smth that wasn't part of their voicelines #oh well #i made this instead of sleeping

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spoilers for the first part of @thatdeadaquarius' eldritch god sagau fic

(sorry for the ping 😭😭 but a lil gift for u, aquarius, while i make more art for this cause i can't stop thinking abt it ‼️)

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(the art is utc :D)

finding yourself at basically the irminsul's base as the legboot version of seek from the game doors in the hit game roblox is not the most fun experience, i reckon

(ik that this part of the story was probably set in the blue part of the irminsul cutscene where you went in it w/ scara but it was like 2AM when i made this 😭😭)

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[theguyinthemathexamples]

The Weekly Bosses React To You Coming Out To Them

(ft. Osial & Beisht 😻😻)

YOU'RE GAY?!?!?!?!?! 😧

Shouki no Kami

You're gay. 😐

Beisht, La Signora, Magatsu Mitake Narukami no Mikoto

You're one of them queers? 👴

Dvalin, Osial, Andrius, Azhdaha

You're girlie pop 💅

Beisht, Childe

AURF. 👹

Azhdaha

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[theguyinthemathexamples]

spoiler for the lil gift i'm working on (to show that i'm not dead and forgot about my promise)

the main drawing is already done, i'm just working on some extra parts bc 💞💞

#sparkling wheat ♪ #stellar-borne cookies and cream ♪ #silver lined strawberries ♪ #obsidian hard sugar ° #genshin #genshin impact #genshin art #furina #genshin furina #idk if i should label this as sagau or 💀💀 #sagau #im tryin my best #LET ME INNNN 🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️ #TO YOUR HEARTTTTTTTTTTT 🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 #aqua im so srry that this is so SO LATE RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #i said it'll be out soon but it's been like two weeks 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #me rn: 🤡🤡🤡

[theguyinthemathexamples]

You've heard about how your size, sleep schedule, way of talking, how you'd process flavours, etc. would be different/affected, right?

Now how about,,,,,,

The amount of things you eat?

Like, if we added the "you being (literally) massive" problem, it'd be more than understandable if we'd have a larger appetite. For example, what'd normally be a hearty dinner for 5 would be your average meal. Or, what mayhaps would be considered as a buffet fit for 10 people is enough to make you full. Basically a Mitsuri/the cat called Nelson in Diona's hangout quest.

At this point you might aswell get one more insecurity alongside the other balls of insecurities you already have to juggle.

Haha, balls.

#sparkling wheat ♪ #genshin impact #sagau #genshin impact sagau #stellar-borne cookies and cream ♪ #silver lined strawberries ♪ #self aware genshin #lmao‚ balls. #I've been gone for a whole month to the point that i don't even have an excuse as to why i haven't #idk if i should say i'm just plain up lazy or been utterly busy #or that i forgot i had followers/a blog that posts in the first place #i'll post again sooner this day if i can #it's a new series that i started last month too smh #writers block hit me like a truck #lol‚ trucks. #give me ideas pleaes

[theguyinthemathexamples]

I've been thinking abt this for a while but,

What do characters look like when doing their elemental sight thingy?

Do they just stay normal,

have a change in eye colour,

or do their faces change entirely?

It's an interesting thought, honestly

Cuz if you put the creepypasta aside for a sec, you'd assume that Ayato, Itto and Ei must've just been using elemental sight and totally not being creepy at all

Maybe everyone has a unique elemental sight

Maybe they all use the same type of sight

Who knows

I don't, that's for sure

Was this stupid and was probably just me showing off my drawing skills? Maybe

Who knows

Not either of us, ofcourse

Yes, use this if you want

Yes, i drew all of those myself

And if you see any mistakes in them, no you don't ♡♡

#sparkling wheat ♪ #obsidian-hard sugar ° #gold coated cocoa powder ♪ #stellar-borne cookies and cream ♪ #genshin impact #genshin impact baizhu #baizhu #lumine #genshin impact lumine #genshin aether #aether genshin impact #aether #genshin impact zhongli #zhongli #and yes #this idea has been occupying my mind for a while now #a little longer than i would've liked #but oh well #genshin brainrot #genshin headcanons

[theguyinthemathexamples]

Alright so after I read about flower language, i got this idea

So,

what if,

the moment a vision holder gets their, well, vision, moments or a few days after getting it, a Hollyhock and/or a Heliotrope appears near them

Whether it'd appear with their vision, at the front of their door, on their bedside table, under their pillow, on their window sill, on their hand, squeezed in-between the salt and pepper shakers in the upper cabinet just above the stove, a Hollyhock and/or a Heliotrope will always appear thereafter - a sign of their boundless ambition

Maybe after you get a character - whether unwanted or wanted - they'll receive Red Salvias and/or White Roses just around a few moments or days (their time) after you've logged off

Who knows, maybe that/those person/people get additional flowers depending how you felt when you got them

I like flower language

I wonder what flower language Teyvat has

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CW: theories(possibly incorrect since they're mostly hearsays), vague story/lore spoilers, possible sagau potential, vitamin d deficiency, prolonged sun exposure (can those two even count as warnings), mentioning of fatal injuries due to being out in the "sun" for too long, your average clingy ahh acolytes, sagau cult au being sagau cult au, a few cusswords, and cake overall being a dumbass at explaining things and being shit at english

This isn't organized in any way possible, be warned.

So, archons, right? Gods and goddesses and deities, and primordial gods, and whatnot

So, hear me out nice and good and cool,

Sun and Moon primordial gods✨

Like, think about it for a second,

The sun god is capable of controlling a cooler and more powerful version of pyro, and the moon god is capable of controlling geo and having a stronger grip on hydro than the hydro archon herself, bc yk, gravitational pull and all

Their "god names" would be Hemera/Apollo for the sun god and Alignak/Nyx for the moon god,

But if we wanna go with genshin's tradition of naming gods from the book "The Lesser Key of Solomon", more specifically the book "Ars Goetia", moon god is/would be Bathin (or Bathym, Mathim, Marthim), or Vepar (also Separ, Vephar), and the sun god being either Gaap (also Goap, Tap), Orobas, Orias (also spelled Oriax), or Furcas

The sun god would rule over the surface world aka Teyvat, and the moon god would rule over the Abyss/where the "real" (night) sky is

⟩⟩⟩=⟨⟨⟨

Now, you know how most sagau fics would include the acolytes being clingy and all? Yk, like the classical koala-on-tree type? Well guess what, that shit's bad now.

Multiple, if not all, sagau fics mention the Creator™ has this sorta "warm aura" to them, and wanna know the reason behind that?

That's right, sun/solar radiation.

And yes, this would mean that sun god would not only have to actively avoid their acolytes, but would also need to be actively near them at the same time

And what about the moon god you may ask?

While, yes, they might emit a small amount of radiation due to reflecting the ones that radiate from the sun god, that radiation would vary alot depending how long/close moon god spends with them,

So basically, if moon god spends alot of time hanging out and having skin to skin contact/just overall being close but not touching sun god=increases the chances of them (moon god) emitting the same radioactive levels as the first 10 days after the Chernobyl disaster.

The overall symptoms of sun poisoning are skin redness and blistering, pain and tingling on the skin, swelling of the skin, headache, fever and chills, nausea, dizziness, dehydration, vomiting, and an increased chance in getting, yes, you guessed it, skin cancer.

And due to them (sun god, and by extension, the moon god too) being a primordial god that's possibly and probably older than Celestia itself, or even the Primordial One(which is probably them tbh), archons can and will still be able to experience these symptoms including other nonhuman/supernatural hybrids/creatures like the Adepti and Aranara(don't ask), but albeit more tame and more time has to be spent with the sun and/or moon god to actually feel and experience said symptoms of sun poisoning

Oh, and when i meant that they have to atleast spend some time being with their acolytes, what i mean is, is that because the moon god has to more or less spend some time not being with sun god, moon god can't radiate/reflect vitamin D, bc yk, moon = rock, the lack of vitamin D would more or less come into fruition, with serious shit happening like vitamin D deficiency

And vitamin D deficiency causes brain fog, forgetfulness, and chronic stress, fatigue, bone pain, muscle weakness, muscle aches or muscle cramps, mood changes, hair loss, and an increased chance of getting depression.

With symptoms like these, you'd wonder how Teyvat is even alive, right?

Well that's bc the physical sun and moon still exist, just that the living personifications of them are now walking and roaming Teyvat atleast 25/8.

Cake's Notes: And that concludes my take on this particular and interesting au that's been on my mind for the past week :DD

More will be added later, with the addition being going into an in-depth look/explanation at their powers, abilities, and weapons, and maybe even including stats if i'm motivated enough :)))

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Can't Swim = Can't Get Bitches

(ft. the archons and weekly bosses + Osial & Beisht 😻😻)

Kiddie Pool (exclusive)

Shouki no Kami, Barbatos, Buer

Adult Pool (exclusive)

Azhdaha, Morax, Beelzebub, Osial, Beisht, Childe, La Signora, Magatsu Mitake Narukami no Mikoto, Apep

Would Help Unload The Vehicle

Osial, Morax, Azhdaha, Apep, Childe

Cooking Duty

Morax, Beisht, Childe, La Signora, Buer

Tries To Cook (Fails Miserably, Got Scolded Afterwards)

Beelzebub, Magatsu Mitake Narukami no Mikoto

Brought The Floaties (+ Goggles)

Childe

Makes Fun Of Kiddie Pool Exclusives (minus Buer)

Childe, La Signora

Tries to Prove Themselves By Going In The Adult Pool

Shouki no Kami, Barbatos

Nearly Drowns

Morax, Shouki no Kami, Barbatos

Accidentally Makes Dendro Seeds While Swimming

Buer, Apep

Would Help Load Stuff Back

Morax, Azhdaha, Apep, Childe, Shouki no Kami (was forced), Buer (tries, actually does it), Beelzebub, Magatsu Mitake Narukami no Mikoto

Slept The Way Back

Barbatos, Buer, Beisht, La Signora, Beelzebub

Got Muscle Cramps

Buer, Beisht, Azhdaha, Morax (, Me)

C/N: Just got back from a swimming trip, had loads of fun but got incredible muscle cramps after, the entire trip is blurry in my mind by now

Currently writing this after a nap when we got back, said nap lasted for 5 hours, got this idea when i was eating chips after karaoke

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Aight, so hear me out for a sec

(incorrect grammar and punctuation usage warning sadly)

so, what if, and trust me on this one, the reason why there aren't any new archons replacing the currently "dead" ones is because Celestia somehow knows that they aren't actually dead

i mean yea it's kinda obvious but eujdkdksndjdj-

(more under the cut :]])

what if every archon, both still on Celestia and currently on Teyvat, is because there's a glass pane for every one of them?

like yk those church glass panels with cool drawings of people on them? yea, like those

and so what if that's a way they know if they should replace that archon or not?

the older the archon, the more cracks and scratches it has because of erosion, and the newer the archon, the more spotless and clean it is

Now for a few questions that y'all may have

what about the old archons before the seven seats were decided?

the replacement thingy still existed and it still happened, but eventually stopped because of the archon war and the selection of the seven archons

what about Makoto? didn't she die in Khaenri'ah's destruction?

Ei took her position before Celestia chose one of the "backup/standby" archons

what happens to the glass panel after the archon dies?

exactly what you'd think would happen, dear reader

the glass panel breaks and shatters, gets cleaned up by the staff tasked with handling the cleanup, it gets replaced by a new panel - specifically the backup/standby archons that are/is chosen to replace said archon - in a few days as there needs to be a sort of voting on who gets to replace them if there are multiple, and a new panel will be added to that backup/standby archon's old panel - incase the one(s) the now current archon hadn't already, to which that other archon's panel is to be replaced with a new one in due time - and then the process repeats

•----------•

and that conludes my reasoning and hc on how there hasn't been a "new geo or anemo archon" ever since Morax faked his death :DD

and yea ik it may be a strange hc or reasoning behind it but hey, a church with Morax's ✨majestic✨ form along with the other archons + the standby/backup archons is a cool thought to think about every once in a while

And yes, writers and artists, feel free to take my idea, just don't forget to credit me tho ;]]

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