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theguyinthemathexamples · 1 year

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The Weekly Bosses React To You Coming Out To Them

(ft. Osial & Beisht 😻😻)

YOU'RE GAY?!?!?!?!?! 😧

Shouki no Kami

You're gay. 😐

Beisht, La Signora, Magatsu Mitake Narukami no Mikoto

You're one of them queers? 👴

Dvalin, Osial, Andrius, Azhdaha

You're girlie pop 💅

Beisht, Childe

AURF. 👹

Azhdaha

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creepymutelilbugger · 10 months

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#neco arc #reddit migration #196 migration #196 #rule #shitpost #r/196 #/r/196 #r196 #they also count to say silly things :33

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autism-corner · 2 days

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LEVI STARTS ASMR CHANNEL??? NOT FAKE!!

(blank/betterQuality and reference under cut =w=bb)

#listen the MOMENT i saw this i knew i had to make one for levi....#its soo him cringe losercore oml #+ i think its really funny =w=b ive heard one or two of these gimmick asmr roleplays and theyre awesome #also. i dont know how i did that.#to me this not really levi bc he had to be a suave attractive male and. those things contradict MASSIVELY.#oh well =w=bb i actually suprised myself with how good it looks <33 #the colours are a bit off bc i did this on my tablet and. hes a bit too orange.#but were already at having put too much energy in a shitpost so :P #sillyposting #my work #obey me #obey me leviathan

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drykoolaid · 1 month

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I’ve been rewatching MD (yk damn well why) and I’ve decided to indulge my instability <33

Bonuusssss:

Im not sorry if u can’t read my shitty handwriting btw XOXO

#murder drones #serial designation n #uzi doorman #v is done with his shit tbh #uzi my beloved emo #biscuitbites #mentally I’m here #pet rock <33 #we 💗 the inconsistent art styles #artists on tumblr #headcanon #nuzi #holy shit too many tags (idgaf)#ion even care if they kiss I jus wanna see them happy #shitpost 4 the day #not stopping till ep 7 lololol

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caitlynskitten · 20 days

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Lucy: *explaining all of her romantic and sexual experience in immense detail*

Maximus: Did you love him?

Lucy: Oh no. We were just having fun. A fling I guess you could say. Plus I don’t plan on marrying my cousin.

Maximus:

Maximus: Your what-

#fallout #lucy maclean #maximus #fallout series #fallout incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fallout quotes #Ella purnell #vault 33 #fallout shitpost

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bizlybebo · 4 months

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “just roll with it” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: grizzly wrote gay smut about old people and made his friend read it out loud for a stat boost

my buddy gillion: just tell me what it is, jay, and i'll fight for it

#i know this joke has 100% been made before i just kept seeing it on my dash for different fandoms and stole it #vixen rambles #jrwi #just roll with it #last jrwi shitpost of the year <33 #gillion tidestrider #jay ferin #jrwi riptide #jrwi spoilers #<i guess !

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lunar-years · 2 months

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royjamiekeeley take Phoebe to the glasgow willy wonka chocolate factory experience. Jamie was the one to book the tickets after seeing the online adverts, thinking it would be a fun surprise. After they arrive and the whole thing is such utter shit, Keeley pulls the ad up on her phone to "make sure this is it" and she and Roy see that basically every word is horrifyingly misspelt and the whole thing is complete AI gibberish. Keeley, gently, is all "oh, Jamie..." about it. Meanwhile Roy has stolen Phoebe's single designated jelly bean to lob it at Jamie's head. He also steals Jamie fourth-cup portion of lemonade. Someone recognizes Roy and Jamie and now the whole place is lined up to take pictures of their kids with the famous footballers, because at least that's something more worthy of their 35 pounds than the actual event. Between groups, Roy attempts to murder Jamie with his eyes for putting him through this torment, but he also can't say no to taking endless pictures and signing endless autographs because these are fucking kids. It's not their fault the event is rubbish and Roy's boyfriend is an idiot and put them there. Keeley is busy apologizing profusely to all the actors for her boyfriends' drawing attention away from their "really good, no seriously" performances. She also offers them advice on what to say to the press when they almost certainly come poking around.

Later, Phoebe tells her mother it was an incredible day. She got an absolutely mint picture with The Unknown and wants it framed.

#the locker room goes mad upon realizing roy and jamie were actually there. they GRILL jamie for all the details at training #he later does a tiktok testimonial of his firsthand on-the-ground experience #royjamiekeeley #roy kent #jamie tartt #keeley jones #phoebe o'sullivan #ted lasso #(i went to a nice steakhouse for family dinner and drank way too much wine so now yall get my ot3 meme shitposts <3)#(you're welcome <33)

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harpoonsnotspoons · 1 month

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SHE SAW THESE SHIRTS AND WANTED ME TO DRAW THEM

#meowrails #nepeta x equius #nepeta leijon #homestuck nepeta #nepeta homestuck #equius zahhak #homestuck equius #hs equius #homestuck #homestuck fanart #sketch #shitpost #obligatory art tag #art #♋🦀#:33 < *waves hands around excitedly* I LOVE IT I LOVE IT #♌🐾#♦️

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baeshijima · 26 days

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OKAY WAIT imagine you make blade blush for the first time in what feels like forever for him (tbh, it probably is), but instead of registering the feeling as being one of affection, he mistakes the pumping of his heart and tightening of his stomach as adrenaline; the very same feeling he gets when in the throes of battle.

"you know, blade, you're actually quite handsome." "...what?" "yeah! you have a really nice face, and your physique is grea—"

*cue him charging at you mid-compliment, his sword in hand with a wild blush staining his skin*

#this is a shitpost but at the same time isnt #sighs in emotionally confused blade who will have a one-sided e2l with u bc he thinks ur just provoking him for a fight all the time #sorry for all the blade brainrots he has forcibly made my mind his home and even implanted thoughts of a theme change surrounding him #(<- not actually sorry btw u signed up for this when u followed me <33)#sophie talks : concepts <3

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r3sidenth1ll · 4 months

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