#denial aint just a river in egypt

[naughtybg3confessions]

im not a gale fucker im not. look the fact that i listen to his narration video on repeat and i only read smut of him getting fucked and i buy merch of him getting smooched all over and im writing thousands of words of him fucking DOESNT make me a gale fuckee okay.

#denial aint just a river in egypt... #gale dekarios #dirty confessions

[the314anoman]

my boyfriend is such a fucking himbo it drives me mad sometimes. for example: he calls costco "costco's". y'know, with an s at the end like it's named for someone. that conversation went something like this:

"im just going to make a quick run to costco's"

"you mean costco?"

"that's what I said, costco's"

"you're adding an s. it's just costco"

"well, there's more than one of them, ain't there?"

"....you're not going to all of them though"

#he didnt understand the joke “denial aint just a river in egypt” #because he straight up didnt know what the nile is #i also had to explain to him what a matador is once

[baeddelations]

denial!

5</10 it aint just a river in egypt. Havent rlly worked with it that much but culd see myself getting into it with sum1 i rlly trust.

Tnxoxo i luv the exclamation point!

#BLAME!2:DENIAL!

[l-essillie]

Gazapos are not from the moon, that's a lie the asian gazapos made up so people would think they're mystical

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE MOON? THERE IS A FUCKING GIANT GAZAPA SLEEPING THERE YOU DUUUUMBAAASSSSSS!!!!!! YOU CAN SEE IT FROM HERE!!! DENIAL AINT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT!!!!

[dirt-cup-draco]

Fred Weasley x Reader - You’re Just So Cute

hello! if your request are open may i ask for some Fred Weasley? maybe the reader shes super nervous and shy around him "crushing hard" and hes just love it and doing so on propose?idk just lots of fluff!! and happiness :D thank you for your time!!! @stars-shaped-clouds

Warnings: Short mention of PTSD like behaviors, injury

Diagon Alley had flourished in just a short time after the war. It was a good way to focus on the fact that even though everyone had lost so much, Voldemort was dead and everything was looking up. It was hard some days to feel fine, it almost felt like you were betraying those you had lost. But you tried to remind yourself you couldn’t stop living. It would truly be a betrayal to those who wanted you to be happy. 

You walked around waving to people as you passed, a new appreciation for those around you. There was an air of unity between you all. You had all fought together, a common cause and the fight for your survival and beliefs making you all a family of soldiers. 

With the sound of something erupting from above you startled, arms going over your head as your heart rate spiked. Your eyes were wide and they darted from person to person. Why did no one seem concerned? You took a risk and looked for the source of the noise, only to find a shop you used to be quite familiar with your last year of hogwarts. Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes stood in all it’s glory and sense finally caught up to your panic. 

You had thought for a moment someone had been attacking. You sighed and tried to shake your nerves as you decided to enter the shop. It had been quite some time, it wouldn’t hurt to visit would it? You weren’t close with the twins but you enjoyed their humor and had messed around with them once or twice in school. One twin remained your favorite thought. Fred Weasley, your date to the yule ball and your first kiss. Not that he knew that. 

He’d asked you out on a whim, George talking his ear off about he had already found a date, what was Fred waiting for. As he passed your table Fred had stopped in his tracks, tapped on your shoulder and asked you to go with him. Unbeknownst to you, he had reveled in the way your crimson blush had painted your cheeks and the tips of your ears. He’d kissed you that night after the dance, firewhisky spiking your punch and giving you courage. 

It’d been a tad sloppy if you were honest, his limbs much longer and more awkward than yours. He’d had you pinned against a column, lips tugging at yours and trailing to your neck before someone had interrupted, drawing his attention away from you. Fred had given you a wink, and then disappeared. 

“Y/N!” Came a booming voice and you startled, coming back to yourself, cheeks red hot as you realized where your mind had been stuck. A twin stood in front of you, hair shorter and eyes brighter than you remembered.

“Weasley!” You exclaimed lamely but with a laugh as he chuckled in response. 

“It’s George, look, no ear!” He joked, swiping his hair to the side so you could see that he was in fact, missing one. 

“Oh! I’m sorry-” You began but he waved you off.

“Please no apologies, its a blessing, now people don’t mistake me as the less attractive twin,” 

“Oh bugger off,” Fred said, his voice softer than you remembered. In comparison to his brother, life had seemed to taken a bit more out of him than expected. He had a cane supporting him as he hobbled to you with surprising speed. “We all know Y/N thinks I’m cuter,” He winked, a sly smile sneaking onto his lips. 

Your cheeks seemed to be permanently stained at this point and Fred loved it. He took one last step and tossed a friendly arm around your shoulder. “Well come on in then stranger, make yourself comfortable, I was going to make tea,” Fred commented, leading you in and past the whirring, buzzing, popping products they had become well known for. 

“Don’t forget to make me some!” George hollered as you made your way up the stairs. 

Above the shop was a nice space with a crowded kitchen that seemed to be used more for storage than cooking. Boxes with the twins’ logo were spread everywhere but Fred moved all around it seamlessly, grabbing 3 mugs and setting a kettle on the stove. 

You followed him and sat at a small table that was crammed against a window that looked over the alley. 

“You’ve always been quite the people watcher,” You commented and Fred smiled, leaning back in his chair with a groan.

“Depends on the people,” He said honestly with a shrug of his shoulders, honey flecked eyes trailing from the tips of your toes to the top of your head leaving you feeling warm and embarrassed. “I love when you do that, rosie,” he teased and your eyes bugged out with the fond nickname he had given you the night of the ball. 

Rosie, for always turning rose red in his presence. 

“It’s embarrassing,” You muttered, standing and waving him back down into his seat as you shuffled around the boxes, hitting your shin, on your way to the whistling kettle. Serving up the tea you muttered a spell, George’s cup making it way to him downstairs. 

“I think it’s cute,” Fred said with another wink and you couldn’t hold back the giggle.

“One thing hasn’t changed about you Mr. Weasley, you are a flirt,” 

“Oh please don’t call me Mr. Weasley, I already feel old enough with this damn thing,” He growled, eyes burning into the cane beside him. “Makin’ me feel like my dad,” 

“There isn’t anything wrong about having a cane Fred,” You said honestly, hand reaching for his as he glowered into his mug. “The war- it took... it took a part of all of us,” 

“Some more than others,” He replied dryly, hand warm and calloused against your own. 

“You’re still the same old Fred I know and love,” 

He was snapped out of his bleak mood, eyebrows shooting up past his hairline as what could only be described as a shit-eating grin lit up his face. 

“Don’t say a word!” You scolded immediately, ducking your head and letting your hair create a curtain that would keep him from seeing the embarrassment you felt. You kept making a fool of yourself! 

“I wasn’t going to say anything,” He said innocently, hands reaching upwards in surrender. 

“Liar,” 

“I would never!” 

“Bullshit,” 

He laughed out loud and squeezed your hand, dragging it towards his mouth so he could press a kiss against your knuckles. 

“I would never lie to you Y/N,” He said more softly this time, a sparkle in his eyes. 

“Then if I asked if you missed me? What truth would you tell me?” You challenged, even if you were still unable to meet his eyes. 

“Then I would say, I missed you too, rosie. I thought about you a lot, and I consider myself the biggest idiot in the world for not saying anything to you after the ball,” His voice got quiet and he let his long finger run around the rim of the cup in his hands, “A-and when I thought it was all over, that that blasted death eater got the one up, my life flashed before my eyes. I didn’t have many regrets, but I did regret not finding you sooner to tell you all this,” 

Your heart jumped in your throat and choked out any words you might have had. “Oh Fred,” you sniffled, getting up to throw your arms around his neck as he wrapped an arm around you even as you rattled the table, tea spilling. You were seating comfortably in his lap and he held you so your chest was pressed comfortably against his. 

“You are so cute,” He breathed out, hand going to your cheek as you leaned into his palm. You wanted to turn away again but he kept you facing him. “You are cute,” He repeated, lips brushing against your nose. “You are sweet,” He added, lips traveling over your cheeks. “You are mine? If you want,” He asked, lips hovering in front of yours, his breathe fanning between you. The scent of tea and cinnamon and ash filling your senses and making your head fuzzy. 

“I”ve always been yours Fred Weasley, you don’t even have to ask,” You spoke, surging forward to kiss him. It wasn’t sloppy like it had been when you were kids. He took the lead, his lips set in a determined pace, arms strong around your waist as he nipped at your lips, tongue sliding against yours sneakily as you whined into his mouth. 

“I’m actually George,” He said, once you pulled away and you smacked his chest. 

“You can’t fool me, I know what you taste like Fred, you never forget your first kiss,” 

“Y-you mean that I-? Fred asked, pushing your back into the table as he slid his chair out a bit, keeping your comfortably on his lap but needing to see more of you. You chewed your lip but nodded. 

“I wouldn’t have it any other way, I am completely yours,” You said as his features lit up, looking more like the man you had met in Hogwarts and less like the man that had been scarred by war. 

“Merlin, you’re cute,” He breathed out again, feeling more complete than he had in some time. 

#fred x reader #fred weasley x reader #harry potter #hogwarts #request #ask #fluff #he didnt die #so lets get that straight #denial aint just a river in egypt #oop

[seabonre]

interesting how rhett opted to shuffle through the cards and let retta do most of the link-touching rather than himself ... .. .........

#denial aint just a river in egypt

[avatarfandompolice]

Wow, people really out there denying a direct quote from a real person to validate their sexualization of teenage characters. Stay classy, Zutarians.

#kataang defense squad #anti zutara #avatar the last airbender #denial aint just a river in egypt

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Leonardo: You worry too much, Comte!

Le Comte: *Thinking about all those times stuff has gone incredibly wrong*

Le Comte: No I worry exactly the right amount--

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp count of saint germain #ikevamp comte #im r o l l i n g #i love that this is another interchangeable one too #like they're just so stupid together #a single brain cell rattling between them #whoever has it for the day is a matter of sheer chance #comte is only a smidge more responsible because he's a father #speaking of ill never get over the fact that he turns all these men and actively looks after them #worries about them #checks on them #and then the second theyre all like haha thanks dad #he's like BITCH I AINT EVER BEEN YOUR PA #and its like comte honey denial aint just a river in egypt #its so funny to me #like this is literally what you w a n t e d comte why are you yellin #ikevamp incorrect quotes #source: submission!! #submission

[kalique]

walt, who fucking ran 2 dudes over and then shot one of them in the head basically unprovoked: why am i the only one capable of behaving in a professional manner!!!!

#denial aint just a river in egypt king....

[take-in-time]

DENIAL AINT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT

#critical role #exu calamity #critical role spoilers

[annacaffeina]

Denial aint just a river in Egypt

It’s also a necessary psychological defense reaction to circumstances you are not equipped to deal with, and can be a perfectly normal part of the grief and trauma process when it is needed.

[cosmic-marauder]

I'm not adorable but you are and your picrew is so cuteee

i see denial aint just a river in egypt

#ask box! #wifey ❤️ #cute cute cute

[supernaturaltfwmeme]

12 Days of Dean Winchester

Dean plans a Christmas you will never forget.

December 13th

20:39  

A small town just outside Lebanon, Kansas. The night was pitch black; you could barely make out your hand in front of your face. A young boy around 10 was walking back from a Christmas fair he had attended with his friends and had decided to take a shortcut through a farmer's field to make it home in time for his nine o’clock curfew. The wind whistled around him whipping at his coat making him pull it tighter around his body. Suddenly the boy hears a noise kind of like a twig breaking, although it was so dark even the light from his phone torch wasn’t enough to let him see who or what made the noise.

“hello?” the boy called out “is someone there?” he got no response. Getting a weird feeling in his stomach the boy started to pick up the pace until he heard another noise. Rustling coming from the tall grass next to him.  

Deciding not to stick around to see what the noise was this time, the boy decided to run as fast as his little legs would carry him. Glancing back, he caught sight of a familiar scarecrow, except it wasn’t in the middle of the field like it should have been, but rather on the path where he had just been walking. The boy stopped, watching the scarecrow for a minute confused before he watched it turn its head towards the boy and almost seem to smile before slowly starting to move towards the boy.  

Heart pounding in his chest the boy started to run again yelling for help as he went. In the dark and his panic, the boy ran straight into something, dropping his phone as he did so and falling to the ground. He scrambled to find his phone and when he pointed his torch up, he noticed the scarecrow leaning over him before showing its sharp teeth and grabbing him. The boy let out a blood curdling scream and that’s the last anyone would ever see of him...

The Bunker

December 14th

Y/N Singer was waiting impatiently in the bunker for the boy to get back, they said they had a surprise for her and she couldn’t wait to find out what it was. Suddenly she heard the familiar sound of the heavy metal door creaking open and ran to the bottom of the stairs.  

In walked Sam and Dean followed by an oh so familiar red head.

“Charlie?” you squealed, running up to the woman and giving her a hug, before turning to the brothers. “this is the surprise? You bought Charlie here?” you asked excitedly.

“not quiet.”  Dean answered with a smirk “you know how you used to love big family Christmas’ with us and your dad and you were sad you didn’t get to have them anymore?”  

“well we invited Charlie, Cas and Gabriel to spend Christmas in the bunker with us and have our own family Christmas” Sam explained.

“Sam you didn’t?” “actually Y/N it was all Deans idea” Sam admitted pointing to Dean who looked a little flushed. You ran over to Dean pulling him into a big hug, clearly excited. “I can't believe you organised all this for me.”

Dean hugged you back tight “of course I did. I’d do anything to make you happy Y/N” he admitted, whispering the last part so only you could hear.

“And we bought a tree. If we’re gonna do Christmas were gonna do it right.” Charlie added.

The boys left to go get the tree and ornaments from the car leaving you to catch up with Charlie.  

“I can’t wait for this, Dean has literally planned so much stuff for us to do, he’s put a lot of thought into it yano Y/N” Charlie said raising her eyebrow at you. She was always suggesting something was going on with you and Dean. You wished but no you were just really good friends.

“well Deans always wanted a real Christmas; he’s probably just planned this for everyone.”  

“And here was me thinking denial was just a river in Egypt.” Charlie rolled her eyes.

“Did somebody order an angel for thier tree.” Gabriel yelled, suddenly appearing behind you and Charlie making you jump.

You just turned around punching him in the arm before saying “Are you trying to give me a heart attack? Don’t do that.” Gabriel just laughed.

“Missed you too kiddo.” he replied pulling you into a hug.  

“who wants to decorate a tree?” you heard Dean yell as him and Sam walked into the room carrying a Christmas tree. Cas following behind Carrying a box labelled ‘Decorations’.  The boys placed the tree in the library and Cas placed the box on the table. Something about that box was familiar but you couldn’t quiet put your finger on it.

“Dean how much time did you spend planning all of this?” you asked in disbelief

“this aint the half of it sweetheart” he smirked at you “we’re doing secret Santa too.” he said before walking over to the table and grabbing a bowl that you somehow hadn’t noticed.

“right everybody take a piece of paper, if you get yourself we re-draw. Whoever's name you pick you have to get a Christmas present for but you can’t tell anyone who you got.” Dean explained mainly for the angels in the room.  

You all took turns pulling names from the bowl. Sam went first, looking at his piece of paper and smiling when he realised, he got Charlie. He knew exactly what to get her.

Gabe went next, he pulled Cas. Then Dean went a smirk on his face when he pulled your name, this was going better than he planned. He was getting you a present anyway.

After dean Charlie went pulling Gabriel’s name. Cas went next pulling Sam’s name leaving you to go last leaving you with Dean. For the first time in a long time you were really excited about Christmas.

You all spent the next couple hours decorating the bunker and the tree with the decorations the boys got. You had seen them before but you didn’t know where, you made a mental note to ask Dean about it later.

After you were done you we’re all sat around having a few beers catching up. You weren't even sure you'd all been in the same room at the same time before. Suddenly Sam’s voice cut through the conversation interrupting you all.

“errm guys I hate to break up the festivities but I think I found us a case.”

Part 2

#supernatural #supernatural imagine #spn #dean #dean winchester #sam #sam winchester #gabe #gabriel #cas #cass #castiel #charlie #charlie bradbury #reader #y/n #y/n singer #dean x reader #dean winchester x reader #dean x you #dean winchester x you #dean x y/n #dean winchester x y/n #12 days of dean winchester #christmas

[bunnybee93-blog]

Lying in bed on my only day off pretending I don’t have 989 things to do today... 

#bb93 #denial aint just a river in egypt #im just sooo comfy

[aerisefikura]

Saw TLJ. LOVED most of it. Its better than TFA was, at least to me. And yeah, Reylo is canon. (Denial aint just a river in Egypt to antis though).

Cant wait to read the film novelization.

#tfa spoilers

[whenyoufaceinthemirror-blog]

“denial aint just a river in raphael, egypt.” - the mun, just now

#after tonight i shall end this demon dream. just not right now im too tired;; ooc #fuck