#deidara modern au

[mayskalih]

@sasoriweek day 4: enemies to lovers

#sasodei #deidara #sasori #sasoriweek #sasoriweek2023 #sasori akasuna #naruto #naruto fanart #modern au #sasha arts

[ladytyburn]

"The Akatsuki are evil capitalists, but also very silly" the comic!

Fancomic / no particular ships / general audiences / Office AU

Chapters:

1: Evil Meeting You Here!

2: Deidara Throws a Fit

3/4: Millenial Deidara vs. Zoomer Sasuke: Fight! (+Janitor Jumpscare)

5: OminousChanting_AkatsukiTheme.wav

6: The Girls Are Fighting!

7: Classic Naruto

8: Character Development

9: Tobi Encounters of the Third Kind

10: The Return Of The King

Status: Ongoing

Feel free to send me asks about this comic project, I love talking about it, and might draw something with the answer :)

Bonus Content:

Nagato and Konan at a Summer Themed B2B Convention

Company Summer Retreat by @succikko-nebulae

Pride Month Logo Change by @succikko-nebulae

Sasori and Sock Puppet

Young Deidara

Paper Jam and Deidara and Naruto

Blorbified Deidara by @silbaria

New Patreon Logo

Nagato's Surprise Birthday Party by @succikko-nebulae

Konan and AUX Puppet Yahiko by @mukkiethekip

Additional Links:

Archive Tag

AO3

The post that started this whole ordeal <3

This comic is certified:

(Thank you to the ~ ten people that keep hyping up this project ily)

#Red Moon Inc. Comic #Akatsuki #Akatsuki Office AU #naruto #Office AU #Modern AU #Fic rec #nagato #konan #deidara #hidan #itachi #kakuzu #kisame #sasori #zetsu #yahiko #comic #naruto fancomic #naruto fanart #Ladytyart #naruto fanfiction #parody #comedy

[ladykissingfish]

*At Sasori and Deidara’s house, Sasori coming home from work to find Deidara and Hidan playing video games*

Sasori: My god … have you two moved at all today? You’re in the same spots you were in when I left this morning!

Hidan, focused on the screen: We got up to get food, puppet-dick.

Sasori: *starts picking up stray candy wrappers and soda bottles* I see. Dei, I don’t suppose you started the laundry or washed the dishes in the sink like I asked you to?

Deidara: I’ll do it before nighttime, hm.

Sasori: Brat. It’s 9pm. I thought we agreed, while you’re on vacation this week you’d help me out with the household chores since I’ve been pulling 12-hour shifts.

Deidara: Okay, okay; just five more minutes and —

Sasori: *pulls the console plug out of the wall* Now. Hidan, go home to your own husband.

Hidan, standing and grumbling: Man, Dei, you sure did marry a hardass. Later, fuckers! *leaves*

Deidara: Shit, I’m sorry, Danna … you’re mad, aren’t you? I’ll go do the dishes right now, and then —

Sasori: *pulls Deidara into his arms and gives him a passionate kiss* Mmmm; I’ve been thinking about that all day. Fuck the dishes; I just said that so Hidan would go. *backs Deidara up against the wall and starts kissing down his neck and chest* I want to play some “games” with you, too ~

Deidara, smirking: Oooh, Doctor, I don’t know … my heart is beating pretty fast, hm. Think you’ve got a cure for that?

Sasori: *lifts Deidara into his arms and starts walking towards their bedroom* Why don’t we step into my office and find out ~

*once the bedroom door is shut*

Itachi, emerging from the bathroom: Wonder if he remembers that I’m here, too? Well, this is going to be an awkward two hours until Kisame can pick me up …

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #modern au #sasori as a doctor #sasori #deidara #hidan #itachi uchiha #naruto #the akatsuki #❤️💛 #🦂💥 #Itachi would hear things that would both turn him on and traumatize him into not being able to look directly at either of them for months 🙃 #kakuhida #kisaita

[nardo-headcanons]

Hey my dear mutual! Another super stupid and weird request coming, so, please, feel totally free to ignore completely if you want, really. So, let's say instead of a criminal organization, the Akatsuki are actually a lab team. Which would be their roles, their work focus or their research topics? How would they behave at work with each other or, I don't know, whatever you can think of. Inspired by your agar plates post, by the way, hahahaha

Hello Sasuke, my dear. Don't call your asks weird, I love how creative they are! If anyone wants to write a fic about this please TAG me!

Big thanks to @the-real-sasuke-uchiha for requesting!

The Akatsuki in a modern research lab AU

Akatsuki Labs, Inc. No one knows what they're actually researching, and how they get their funding, however everyone hires them, they're incredibly popular with institutions and businesses alike...

Deidara is a lab rookie who is still at the beginning of his study. He went to a scientific high school and an absolute ace at chemistry. Besides studying chemistry, his other major is pyrotechnical engineering. He blows shit up on the regular and even adds copper sulphate to fires when he is the one supposed to put them out. He frequently steals minerals from the lab to use them for his pottery projects. And yes, he knows how to make meth.

Hidan is on his way to become a neurologist. He is fascinated by the way the nervous system works (especially while processing pain) and has the ego of a neurosurgeon twice his age. However he is regularly asked for a second opinion because he knows his shit. He's pretty popular with the ladies due to his confidence, however many of them are freaked out when they find out what a huge masochist he is.

I've never seen Itachi as a huge stem guy, but I've actually had a discussion about this with my dear moots @pet-plasma-bubble and @suki91 and came to the conclusion that he's either a plant biologist or studies medicine because he's one of these kids with a chronic and/or underdiagnosed illness going into medicine to make a change. Plant biologist!Itachi regularly talks to his plants when no one is looking and he gives them names as well. He doesn't really care much for the actual lab work and prefers to take care of the plants in the different lab greenhouses. Med student!Itachi is one of these anatomy girlies who draw their stuff in fancy colors and actually enjoy studying human anatomy.

Kakuzu is a senior scientist/professor who initially studied pharmacology/pharmacy to save many lives and prolong the lives of millions, but eventually got disillusioned and sold his soul to the pharma industry. He should technically be retired now, but he joined the Akatsuki labs inc to make some money on the side.

Kisame started out as a marine biologist specializing in shark research, however, seeing these beautiful, innocent creatures get bastardized by Hollywood and pollution made him apply to Akatsuki labs inc to help find solutions to the current crises caused by humanity. During his free time, he volunteers in a dolphin rehabilitation center.

Konan is the cofounder of Akatsuki labs inc, everyone respects her and even looks up to her. Once a brilliant scientist in the field of engineering, she got tired of how male dominated it was and how her male colleagues kept getting the credit for her ideas. She frequently holds lab courses for young girls interested going into the scientific field.

Nagato is the Akatsuki labs founder, and rarely seen in the lab. He has made himself a name in the field of robotics by inventing the Shurado robotics system which helps millions of automated machines run to this day. Rarely seen in the lab, he communicated with his employees via his Pain Alias Email. though to be fair, Konan writes most of these emails for him; she's the only one regularly talking to him face-to-face.

Orochimaru is a geneticist and biochemist, his focus being finding ways to avoid cellular decay, as well as the human genome and anti aging research. His parents are academics as well and he lived up to their expectations to the fullest. He has his own skincare formula which keeps him looking snatched at all times. Given the rumors about several scientific ethical code violations, everyone is kinda scared of him except for his personal lab tech, Kabuto.

Sasori is a renowed mortician who's also very interested in histology. His preparation techniques are unmatched and he even invented new preparation- and histological staining methods, which are called "Red Sand" and "Red Technique", respectively. He often gets into fights with Kakuzu about his microtome collection being unnecessarily expensive.

Tobi is the Akatsuki labs CEO cosplaying as a clueless intern that always steals from the candy bowl in the waiting room. In reality, he has a PHD in physics, his thesis being about rifts in space time and interdimensional interactions, however all of his papers are published under an alias. He has a soft spot for Deidara and refuses to fire him despite the latter's frequent "accidents".

Zetsu is a biological anthropologist fascinated by human evolution and human behavior. Some think even his colleagues are subjects of his studies. Some people say he's two-faced, but he is very chatty and inquisitive most of the time. He volunteered to have Itachi's venus fly traps in his office and can sometimes be seen feeding them dead flies or mosquitoes.

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto headcanons #naruto scenarios #naruto au #akatsuki #akatsuki headcanons #naruto modern au #deidara headcanons #hidan headcanons #itachi headcanons #kakuzu headcanons #kisame headcanons #konan headcanons #nagato headcanons #orochimaru headcanons #sasori headcanons #obito headcanons #tobi headcanons #zetsu headcanons #naruto fanfiction #naruto imagines

[tozettastone]

I think it would be fun to make a modern akatsuki AU in which Deidara's post-defection career is just cage fighting. Like he leaves Rock, goes out into the wide world, and is faced with the problem all early career freelancers face ("connect service with paying customer??") and lands in an underground cage fighting situation because if he had to, like, work at a 7-Eleven, he'd kill someone. It's fine. He's A NINJA. He can cage fight.

I can't think of a place where his specific combat skills would be LESS useful than in an enclosed space and surrounded by spectators he's not meant to injure.

He'd be so mad all the time. And that's how I feel about my job! And it's probably how you feel about your job! Who doesn't know that specific professional "were it not for the rules by which I get paid, I would slay you where you stand" feeling?

You would also get the amusing payoff from this where he'd pick up his first contract job through his cage fighting professional network (hey, it's like LinkedIn for hired thugs) and he'd be like: 'Finally. An opportunity to do what I do best. Art.'

And then whoever hired him would get to realise in extravagant textual detail that they had done the hired goon equivalent of bringing a flamethrower to kill ants.

#deidara #teehee #Akatsuki modern au #twirls my hair around my finger

[gottaterrify]

posting here a wip of my modern tobidei, my one true otp who i love and cherish completely

#naruto #tobidei #deidara #obito uchiha #obidei #modern au #au #rggghhhRGGHHHHH HITS MYSELF WITH A BRICK #THEYRE BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!! #TWO MEN KISSING! #my art

[x-emeraldsky-x]

Deidara 💥

#deidara #deidara naruto #deidara akatsuki #the akatsuki #naruto #naruto shippuden #modern au #x-emeraldsky-x

[pocketlessdruid]

i cant stop thinking about an au with Sasori as an emergency doctor. A nurse goes to his office and tells him "he is here again" and Sasori goes "fuck" and sees Deidara covered in blood saying hi with the DUMBEST expression ever

#deidara gets injured pretty often doing some reckless shit #but he kinda started doing it on purpose to get to see the hot doctor #meanwhile the “hot doctor” is so fed up with everything #like he's questioning why he didn't choose to be a carpenter or something like that #sasodei #sasori #deidara #sasori x deidara #modern au #naruto modern au #my headcanons #my au

[jesseevelann]

Obito: *answering a call* Hello, Obito speaking.

Kakashi: Obitooo, I'm bored. Come over and play video games with me.

Obito: Oh I'd love to Kakashi, but I'm afraid I have a wedding to attend.

Kakashi: What?? Who's wedding?

Obito: *fixing his tie* Mine.

Kakashi: Wait, WHAT?!

Obito: I have to go now. I don't want to leave my husband-to-be waiting.

Kakashi: OBITO DON'T HANG UP WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL- *beep*

Deidara: ... we're only going on a date?

Obito: He doesn't need to know that.

#obito uchiha #uchiha obito #obito #tobi #deidara #deidara naruto #obito x deidara #obidei #tobi x deidara #tobidei #kakashi hatake #hatake kakashi #naruto #naruto shippuden #the akatsuki #modern au

[kankuroplease]

Halluuu! I return to your askbox once again in hopes for holiday deisaku getting cozy under a blanket with warm cocoa 🥺 Happy Holidays! 🎄🎁🌟

Happy holidays 💥❄️🌸

#ask #sakura haruno #deidara #deisaku #my art #naruto modern au #kpz 2022 holiday sketch request

[art-bit-me]

I read a really lovely fic (WIP) and it made me want to sketch

tell me about eternity (just one more time) by mangofresca https://archiveofourown.org/works/51368566/chapters/129805018

#sasodei #sasori #deidara #modern au #sasori is a photographer and deidara sketches in charcoal #it's a really good fic though. love the prose #artists on tumblr #digital art #my art

[mayskalih]

#sasodeisaku #sasori #sakura haruno #deidara #sakura #modern au #naruto fanart #my art

[denerturee]

#deidara #akatsuki #deidara naruto shippuden #naruto official art #deidara akatsuki #💥 #i love him #modern au #look at him #👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌good shit #👌 #he is so handsome #so handsome #👀

[ladykissingfish]

*Sasori talking to Deidara long-distance on the phone*

Sasori: … and then I had to go to another conference on this new suture technique. Very informative but I believe the method itself to have many impracticalities, such as —

Deidara: *yawning* Boooooring, hm. You know when I ask about your day I want to hear about other stuff, right? Like, how much are you missing me? Did you think about me a lot today?

Sasori: You may possibly be the most narcissistic person I know, my dear. But yes, I’m missing you terribly. I’m looking forward to when I can return home to you.

Deidara: Awww, you miss me?! That’s so sweet! I miss you too, hm! *changes his voice to be seductive* If you were here with me right now, what would you do with me?

Sasori: If I were with you? Well, first I’d lift you off your feet and carry you into the bedroom.

Deidara: … Go on.

Sasori: I’d lay you down on the bed, and undress you slowly and carefully.

Deidara: Y-yeah?

Sasori: And then I’d crawl over you, so that I had your waist in-between my knees. I’d lean down —

Deidara: And — ?

Sasori: And I’d kiss your forehead, tuck you in, and wait for you to fall asleep. Because I know it’s far past midnight back home and you should damn well be in bed, brat. *hangs up*

Deidara:

#sasodei #modern au #sasori as a doctor au #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #❤️💛

[sanrio-gyal]

Headcanon where whenever Deidara gets sick he goes to Sasori for health advice and Sasori tells him the stupidest things ever. Deidara doesn’t trust doctors but trusts his roommate who’s studying to be a doctor. Sasori then uses this to his advantage and gives the worst medical advice for entertainment.

Rash? leprosy

Rash + fever? bubonic plague

Headache? Lobotomy is needed

Mole? Skin cancer

Stomachache? Liver ruptured and is internally bleeding

Dehydrated? Diabetes and rabies

Coughing? Tuberculosis

Upset stomach? Cholera

Lactose intolerant? Nah you have tape worms in your intestines

Feeling lightheaded? You have a new disease and are going to die within two years

Deidara believes it too. So his stupid self calls his work telling his boss that he has the bubonic plague. 💀 imagine hearing that just to see him clock in at work a few days later.

Deidara thinks he’s going to die any second now with all of his “health conditions”

Sasori also uses this to test his ‘unethical’medicines on his roommate then tells him that he cured him (he made cough syrup) . Sasori just be lying to lie 😭

#has this been done yet #modern au #deidara #sasori #sasodei #🍓🍋 #akatsuki #shitpost #sasori x deidara

[effeminateboyninja]

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akatsuki music hcs

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I can’t listen to a song without making it about characters so here’s some headcanons for what kind of music each of the Akatsuki characters would like/listen to

more here:

konoha 13 | jonin sensei | sand siblings |

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Pain/Nagato - TOOL // Opeth // Nirvana // Swallow the Sun // Daylight Dies // The Foreshadowing // Alice in Chains // Mad Season

Konan - The Cure // Echo & the Bunnymen // Bauhaus // Siouxsie and the Banshees // Timber Timbre // Mitski

Kisame - The Rolling Stones // The Doors // The Animals // Judas Priest // Black Sabbath // Led Zeppelin // Dio // Ghost

Itachi - Radiohead // Manchester Orchestra // Duster // waveform* // sssense // kees. // Beach House

Deidara - 3OH!3 // Cobra Starship // Panic! at the Disco // Mäneskin // Teenage Disaster // Afourteen // Danny Brown // Cxrpse

Sasori - silence // white noise

Hidan - Nine Inch Nails // Korn // Rob Zombie // Orgy // Skinny Puppy // Sister Machine Gun // PIG // Skold

Kakuzu - the steady hum of his money counter

Tobi - Aqua // 100 gecs // Jimmy Buffet // NSYNC // Crazy Frog // the Cats soundtrack // PSY // Kidz Bop Kids

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BONUS: Orochimaru - a notice from the medical malpractice board read aloud // the wet, gurgling, nubile sounds of a lab engineered fetus taking it’s first breaths (1hr loop) // Slayyyter

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#sorry for a lacklustre sasori and kakuzu #i’m still right though #naruto modern au #akatsuki headcanons #naruto headcanons #naruto hcs #pain/nagato #konan hcs #kisame headcanons #itachi headcanons #deidara headcanons #sasori headcanons #hidan headcanon #kakuzu headcanons #tobi headcanons #ebn; hcs #naruto