#dazai parent au | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

chuuyasfanboy · 5 months

Text

Just had some random thoughts so pulled up an old blog I never used and am now deciding to write fics! I've had this stuck in my head for two days now but like- Skk as parents... enjoy <3

Wrote three sections! One with Chuuya, one with Dazai, and ofc them together. It can be read from either adopted or blood perspective, I hope? Kind of scattered, I was just goin for it guys

Iffff you liked this, please req something! I'm having major bsd brainrot and I need ideas...

Soukoku as Parents Platonic x Gn!Child!Reader

┌──────┐

└──────┘

The SILLIEST father EVER guys.

For actual years he was fully under the impression he HATED all kids with a passion. I mean guys look at how badly he treated Aku-

Well then he had you and things changed

It's just something about you being his kid, not a subordinate or random kid on the street

He's your dedicated apologist

In fact, he encourages your mischief!

When you were younger, it was a lot harder to handle you. He even found himself on his last fuse sometimes. Usually, he left Atsushi or Yosano to deal with you

He didn't want to revert to old habits and accidentally traumatize you :(

When he can handle himself, though, he's only halfway controlling you-

He's right along with you in the heinous activities half of the time

Hiding Ranpo's candy (for as long as it lasts), misplacing Kunikida's glasses, hell you two have probably snuck into the infirmary and changed the sheets to something very colorful and very childishly wolf themed...

He's not really a mature dad, nonono. But he's doing his best

He fully supports all of your wildest interests, even tries out some of the more entertaining ones

He struggles to act excited when you're younger and all your interests are very out of his range, but as you grow older he's actually a bit intrigued by them sometimes

Best birthday gift ideas, too. He's very creative when he wants to be.

He also has way more money than he should be ALLOWED to have

For your Sweet Sixteen, he most definitely got you an obsessively large custom pinata of your favorite character...

He makes sure EVERYBODY gets you gifts, because you are his world and thus you must be everybody else's as well

He really does try to keep you out of work, and especially away from his suicide biz

Maybe HE doesnt have a reason to live, but he certainly doesnt want you picking up those thoughts, because he knows you have a real big destiny to live up to someday

I mean, what would the world be without you?

When you hit the age of 13 though, its really hard to hide anything from you

You're so scary when you grow up! And you're way too smart!!4

Did you get that from him? oops...

Now, he doesnt have any plans of living that long, but if you do grow big and strong and smart one day, and you join the ADA, he's definitely got some favoritism.

Surprisingly, Fukuzawa actually gives you your first few proper missions with him

(Because he knows Dazai will not be letting any harm come to you, he trusts Dazai with his life and he knows you trust Dazai even more)

If you have different plans for adulthood though, he's still so supportive

If you go to uni, you're going to have to show him off

Why?

Because, guys, he's a dilf

Nobody's gonna be mean to the kid with a dilf father, they all want him

He jokes about it constantly

But rest assured, stupid and immature uni kids are NOT his type, no matter how nice the ones his age look

He's got his eyes set on that waitress and at least four other men at the moment

If you go straight into the workplace instead of uni, he's going to use his connections to get you a good job early!

Fukuzawa has a good way with words and Dazai himself is a pretty good reference contact

Just tell them he's your teacher, or something

It's not like they'll know his hobbies, he's wayyyy too big a mystery for that

Overall: 7/10 dad

A little rough around the edges, but he's trying hard to improve himself for you

And he's trying hard to give you the best life he can offer

┌──────┐

└──────┘

Did I say Dazai was a dilf?

I lied out of my ass.

Chuuya is the real dilf here

But we'll get to that later! (Just know he has plenty of men and women at his feet and they're definitely being way too nice to you because they want him so bad guys)

You're SO SO SO SO spoiled.

UNREASONABLY so

So bad you might even be a little bit of a brat growing up

It's fine, not toward him, he almost never says no to you so theres no need

There's absolutely no amount of money that can't be spent on you.

Luxury clothes, professionally cooked dinners, fancy rooms, home staff, the whole works

Despite all that though, he's insistent you go to a public/private school

He's not tutoring you, wont even hire one

It's not because he CAN'T, it's because he KNOWS how important it is for you to get your sense of independence early

Sure, you'll always have financial support, even if he dies (Trust fund babyyyyy)

But thats not what's actually important to your future

You need social skills, you need friends, you need and education and the taste of disappointment

Dont worry, though, he's not sending you unprepared

You're not eating school lunches unless you want to (but fuck why would you?)

He's sending you to school with top notch food every day

And clothes

And supplies

Plus, you'll have a tutor at the ready for anything you need a little extra help in

But for the most part he keeps as far as he can out of that section of your life

You friends are yours, not his

He's polite when they have sleepovers, and he's more than willing to host parties and hangouts

But he doesn't try too hard to impress them, and he doesn't talk to them unless its related to you

Because as much as he loves being around kids (a real big father he wants to adopt everybody he sees)

He doesn't want to impose on any boundaries YOU may have

As a side note though, he's still very observant of your relationships with them

If he overhears any manipulation, or shit talking (about you or not), he's not going to let it sit and exist

If it comes to it, he will contact the parents (And holy fuck they are TERRIFIED i mean imagine a publicly known MAFIA EXECUTIVE contacting you to tell your kid fucked with his ABSOLUTELY NOT GUYS)

If you're into any extracurriculars, he is ALWAYS there

Even if he's overseas on a mission, he has some lower rank attend and clears his schedule so he can watch through a call

Also guys, he practically funds your school?

Your teachers are terrified to cross you because if they do there will be NO SALARY

You complain about anything that happened? He's fixing it up in any way he can

You are his ANGEL, NOTHING will ruin your day as long as he can prevent it.

When you grow up, your options are very clear in his eyes

Either you go to uni and live independent of the mafia, or you inherit his spot when he dies

If you go for neither, he may be a bit shocked, but he'll hesitantly step back

He'll see how it goes, but he's not very confident at first

If it goes well? Fuck, great! He's always in your corner rooting for you

If it doesn't go so well, you always have him as a backup

He'll always be there to take you back with open arms and give you a second, third, fourth, fifth, etc chance. Always

If you do join the mafia, there will be no low rank experience for you

You're straight to the upper ranks. At first, you'll probably be in a position similar to Akutagawa under Dazai or how he was under Koyo

Direct subordinate, his apprentice, his prodigy

And when he dies, you're next in line for his exec spot

There's not even a worry about your skillset, he knows he's trained you well, ability or no ability.

Finally, back to the dilf topic I've mentioned at the beginning

If you go to uni, he has the same problem Dazai had, but WORSE

Fuck guys, he swears he tries to keep out of your friendships, but suddenly everyone's adults and they wont leave him alone.

It's at this point he stops hosting your events (except birthdays) and separates himself

No way is he getting involved with crazy college kids, no way

Overall: 9/10 father

He's a bit absent in your social circle, but he's your dad and thats that

He screams support from the stands and that's really the best you can ask for in a dad <3

┌──────┐

└──────┘

theyre so pathetic together-

theyre all the entertainment you need growing up

constant bickering (lovingly)

they dont involve you in all that

it comes with them both being in seperate factions, but they BOTH work very hard to keep you out of the professional lives

you're their kid, they dont want you in any of the doublesided danger that could get you in

you're probably a secret to everyone except the ADA and the other mafia

And your existence is on a need-to-know basis for everybody else

Dazai is the more present figure in your life, simply because Chuuya has to be a bit more distant

It's the nature of his line of work, anyone he's seen with is a target, and he doesn't want that to be you

He will be at your schooling events still, though. He will be YELLING AND SHOUTING in the stands

Into sports? Every time theres an unfair play he will cuss the living daylights out of the ref

And they just have to let him because theres nothing they can really do about

Dazais the same way, but with less scare factor and way less vigor

After games, he's going to complain WITH you about how lame the whole thing was if you lost, how everything was judged unfairly

They may not get along the best together, but they love each other and especially love you, so they're improving for you

Read: Chuuya is making them improve for you

Dazai thinks hes the victim in all this!

But oh well, if Chuuya makes him apologize when they argue in front of you, he will

When you're all grown up, they both encourage you to find your own path

You've got the chance, thanks to them, and they dont want you involved in their little wars

It's not like you can join any sides, because who would want to be against your dad :(

So really your only choice is moving out, maybe even away-

If you really do want into their business, they both insist you join the ADA

It's safer there for you, and Chuuya would rather have to order his men to not under any circumstances EVER hurt you, than have to watch someone he can't control put you in danger

Plus, he knows Dazai will keep you in the safest position possible

Overall: 7/10 together

They're a nightmare at dinner, and Dazai is sleeping on the couch almost every night

But they adore you and every move you make, so there's no way you're feeling unloved at all

214 notes · View notes

crimson0lake · 3 months

Text

BSD fandom, I have a discussion for you:

I don't really like doing short things, but now I got all of your attention, I want to point out something which many fans overshadows:

Hirotsu could be way more important than we think.

I hope I'm not the only one curious about Hirotsu

Like it's obvious he wouldn't just decide to join a mafia in his 50s. We saw him on screen sometimes but just as a side character? Which is annoying cause, this man literally can send things and people flying away with his finger tips, he probably can do more about it (like atsushi and Akutagawa, not only using their ability in the usual way but finding good ways and improving their abilities)

He probably stayed in Mafia more, as he is in his 50s, this also can mean he get found/join a mafia in his teenage years (like Chuuya and Dazai, cause his ability probably was his times strongest and powerful ones) then stayed in Mafia side till his 50s!

No one talks about how he could see old mafia, old boss and more, to say he is older than most of the cast in BSD. Which also means he probably way more experienced and can have good connections due to his experience in mafia?

Btw, how are you guys doing? The school's back-

47 notes · View notes

marshymoss · 9 months

Text

DAZAI AND PARENTING

i saw a post on twitter that said dazai's a girl dad and i 100% agree.

127 notes · View notes

ukumiii · 10 months

Text

fem!skk as Sayaka and Kyoko

45 notes · View notes

shangdragonsthief · 11 months

Text

I just wanted to advertise my BSD fics for anyone who likes epics. There's the main fic, and multiple prequels. I suggest reading the main fic first, just so you sort of understand where everyone was coming from, but if you really want to read the prequels first you can. The main fic, Of Gods and Families, is mainly Soukoku, but it has Fyolai, Rimlaine, Fukamori, and Ranpoe as well.

The series is an Au and focuses on Gods and Goddesses. The Fyolai prequel Love Stories just wrapped up last Friday, and the sequel will be dropping on June 7th. A great time to catch up if you haven't read it. I answer reviews pretty quickly if there are questions. Just know that the prequels were all written AFTER the main fic, or while we were writing it, actually.

The main fic is being edited for wonky formatting and to get rid of things that no longer hold true, it's just slow going as I had surgery, then my mom had surgery, and my dad and brother are both having surgery tomorrow.

Main fic summary: Dazai Osamu is a struggling college student with three kids to take care of at home and three jobs on top of that. Nakahara Chuuya is a god in disguise in the human world, attempting to escape his past and the stigma around him in the Heavenly Realm. When the two are thrown together in a cruel twist of fate, will Chuuya let his past control him and ruin his one shot at true happiness or will he finally take back control of his destiny, even if it means following it?

21 notes · View notes

note-boom · 7 months

Text

One of the things that has been eating away at my brain is the idea of Buraiha SSK + Kyouka. And I just don't mean them as a second generation Buraiha (that too, but that's another post/tag ramble) but as a sort of...role-reserve/AU of that.

Part of it was inspired by this role-reverse AU that I re-discovered recently (and messed me up once again because guys. It's SO compelling to think about). But part of me has always liked to think about Kyouka, Atsushi, and Akutagawa as a trio rather than a duo.

Spoilers for the linked fanfic, but.

At first, I thought Oda!Kyouka and Dazai!Atsushi with Akutagawa being a sort of Ango who stays in the PM, as it went in the fanfic. And it IS compelling, especially when you see Beast and how well Atsushi fits into the PM. How Kyouka was a former assassin just like Odasaku but got roped into the PM because they didn't believe they could be better. A Kyouka who doesn't kill people, too, also...(I could honestly see her canon arc going like that)

But then my thoughts went to...okay, but what if. Atsushi as Odasaku (aka, dying) with Kyouka and Akutagawa as their own sort of...individual characters that roughly follow the same arc but not really. Because in canon, it's Atsushi that has both the strong bond with either, or its his strong bond with them both that's emphasized. Kyouka and Akutagawa do have a meaningful relationship but I do feel it gets sidelined (sort of like sometimes I wonder how Oda and Ango were canonically like, Dazai-less, though they give me a bit of a Dazai and Ango vibe as well given the whole former superior thing).

So what this is all to say is an Atsushi who adopts a bunch of children and doesn't kill after a meaningful encounter with literature but breaks that oath after the lives he valued are run over, a Kyouka who is lifeless after joining the PM and gets pulled into the light because of her dying friend's request, and an Akutagawa who was a spy for the government after it offered him and his sister protection but didn't want any of this to really happen (from mafia dog to government dog).

#look #if akutagawa can be an ada member in beast #then he can be a heartbroken government spy missing his friends in this au #i could also see kyouka and aku switch places #also youd think i would have (spoilers for the manga and s5) aku dying given that hes....actually dead in canon #and now i regret not having that as my premise because a government spy kyouka following after her parents' footsteps??#and an atsushi grieving his friends death?#and akutagawa canonically already was about to go on a suicide kill mission for dead friends #then dazai got him instead of death #anyway you see? theres a lot of potential for this!#i am insane i know. but uh...wheres that post about my takes not being wrong but actually great deductions?#cause yeah....lets say that?#sometimes i wish i was a good writer so i could actually WRITE for these guys #but this is what i have #bsd #bsd musings #note's nonsense #bsd kyouka #bsd atsushi #bsd akutagawa #shin soukoku #buraiha #alternate universe

11 notes · View notes

bsddoodles · 1 year

Text

Family/parent AU

#bungo stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd atsushi #bsd akutagawa #parent au #(I've been far too busy lately to draw much at all)

39 notes · View notes

feralshadowdemon · 2 years

Text

awhile ago i made this au where dazai dragged kunikida into summoning demons for funsies, the demons that were summoned were chuuya and fyodor

chaos ensues because chuuya and fyodor are important demons and slowly more and more demons move into the apartment complex to try and get chuuya and fyodor back into hell

and it just. keeps getting more and more demons, plus the owner of the apartment complex is fukuzawa who totally knows there’s demons in the apartment complex but hey he’s getting more money so. who cares

now looking back at it, it sounds like a sitcom. and i love it.

#dazai: hey lmao wanna summon demons #kunikida: ...i mean i doubt itll actually work so-#fyodor: where the hell are we #chuuya: how were we summoned-#kunikida:#dazai:#kunikida: DAZAI-#dazai: WHOOPS-#fyodor and kunikida are unwillingly roommates because dazai doesnt like fyodor #also kunikida has kenji living with him #for no reason other then kenji is a literal child and needs a parental figure #so sometimes kenji just shows off his brutal strength and fyodor's like: i like this kid #meanwhile chuuya's drinking because he is immune to the side effects of alcohol #but then chuuya turns into his mortal form and is just. unconscious for days #dazai just leaves him half-slumped off the bed because he's too lazy to move chuuya #anyways #bsd #au #bsd kunikida #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd fyodor #bungo stray dogs #fukuzawa is a businessman #also kunikida and fyodor being rommates is completely an inside joke thing #i just thought they'd have a good amount of chaotic energy like dazai and chuuya do #except fyodor and kunikida are not gay for eachother #theyre too busy trying to stop kenji from throwing corpses out the window because fyodor killed someone and they do not need the police #involved #ok the tags are along enough i'll shoo now

32 notes · View notes

carrotkicks · 10 months

Text

"just who exactly is that girl"

brain dump under here!

takeaway is that this is a canon divergent AU with the biggest changes being that Chuuya's still a lab rat and Mori, N, and the Government overseers of the ADA all believe that teen education and social skills are important OH and most importantly

this too is yuri. Dazai and Chuuya have always been girls. always, i don't think we've been reading the same manga.

so dazai's the new kid on the block, transferring halfway through the term while chuuya's been since the beginning of the year

i totally didn't remember that the japanese school system works different so. disregard what i wrote that last post, assume dazai chuuya and kunikida are 1st years and Ranpo and Yosano have been attending and are 3rd years now

No Longer Human has an extra layer where Dazai is able to sense if she's nullified someone's ability, (and whoever's been affected by it can also sense their ability being gone)

That's what got Chuuya and Dazai's attention on the other: random encounter -> accidental physical contact where they discover each other's abilities -> mutual suspicion -> friends -> ???

That's also what makes Dazai join the ADA trio's Detectives Club.

Mori gets hemorrhoids every time Dazai mentions she joined the Detectives Club but sucks it up because HE was the one who wanted to be a responsible parent and not make her join a life of crime at a young age.

the Only reason chuuya's in school is to make sure she's able to interact with people and hold off on her own in non-combat situations when she's eventually put in the Special Division's personnel

N is still an awful child abusing pos but he's got that fake empathetic personality towards Chuuya that makes her trust him anyways. He WILL get what's coming to him

Rimbaud and Verlaine are still at large

Oh well Chuuya's personality is pretty moody and subdued but don't worry she'll get to that usual temperamental self soon enough after enough shenaniganry with Dazai and the Detectives Club.

remarkably unrelated but Oda lives. yay?

I think that skk will have a running away together arc at some point

#doodle #doodles #bsd #chuuya #dazai #skk #fem soukoku #sends them to school au #ghh sorryy this new au is a real hyperfixation.

670 notes · View notes

originalartblog · 1 year

Note

I'm in love with your "mori is functionally skk's dad" art! I keep thinking about it 24/7! Partially because it's funny, partially because it reminds me about the time my father called me an "accessory to sin" and yeah that sounds like something that would happen in this AU.

Anon I need you to understand that this is no AU this a strong belief of mine, canon Mori has some serious issues with being a parental/mentor figure for overpowered kids he won't stop and it's so bad

I was gonna put it in the tags but it got needlessly long so

Fucked up dad Mori arguments (spoilers everywhere)

(Fifteen) Mori projects himself onto Dazai and subtly teaches him manipulation techniques. He also has a soft smile when Chuuya accepts his vision of leadership and pledges his loyalty to him.

(Storm Bringer) Accompanies Chuuya and sits next to him during the Flags' funeral. Sounded pleased when Chuuya said the PM was his family now. Chuuya's actual dad was also said to be a military doctor, which when combined with his mom and Kouyou also being very similar, should definitely be an intentional parallel.

(Dark Era) Mori wanted to teach Dazai another lesson in leadership on "necessary sacrifices" and "personal attachments vs decision making", it dramatically backfired, he is still disappointed to this day.

(Yosano backstory) Was protective of this little girl surrounded by army men, yet prioritized his grand plan to win the war over her emotional well-being.

[ ^ hey look how similar the last two points are (Mori doesn't learn shit) ]

(BEAST) When removed from the mafia, took over a shitty orphanage and made it good + offered emotional support to a lost teenager by LITERALLY offering to be his dad (+expressed his past will to save another lost teenager)

(also BEAST) Elise could be an adult, and yet she's always a child. That man is trying to fill in a hole in his life and when he got the orphanage he didn't need to do so anymore.

(Guild arc) Under the disguise of the local physician, he redirected Atsushi and taugh him one of his little lessons basically unprompted and Atsushi's impression of him as a mentor was very positive.

ANYWAY Mori has issues because he stuck himself between wanting to mentor the younger generation to help them grow into their potential and throwing everyone's emotions and desires (including his own) out the window in favour of the """optimal solution"""

#fucked up dad mori agenda #with my ramblings under a read more because they got needlessly long in the tags lol #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd mori #bsd mori ougai #bsd fanart #nawy's doodles #ask answered #bsd chuuya #bsd q #bsd dazai #bsd yosano #bsd elise

2K notes · View notes

crimson0lake · 2 months

Text

Need ideas when to post the prologue for BSD: Other Side

I want to post it when the Tumblr is more active and the people have more time to read it so

Weekend

Weekdays?

Cause I can't decide-

Also hope you guys are doing well! I was sick this week and couldn't make much progress

26 notes · View notes

theheirofthesharingan · 21 days

Note

Very random but do you have any headcanons about Itachi and by extension Shisui's lifestyle in the modern era? For example, would they use Android or Iphone, or what sort of food preferences they would have like gluten free or vegan? Or what about their workout regimen? Not to mention, the kind of shampoo they would use (sorry if that's too specific)

I personally see Itachi as a very reticent person who would thrive in marathon training outside of any combat training. Do you have any opinions about that or anything related to Itachi headcanons in general?

In the modern AU, I see Itachi going through the same kind of things he does in canon, but on a lesser scale. His dynamic with his family and Shisui would be more or less the same.

Itachi is the Android person. He doesn't like showing off and is content with the simpler things in life. He is vegetarian. Shisui doesn't mind eggs and some seafood.

His favourite person is Sasuke. Obviously. But Shisui is up close as well. There were times in Itachi's life when he had no idea what was going on and Shisui stood beside him. Itachi is always thankful for that.

The only thing Itachi doesn't compromise with is his hair. So, he regularly does shampoo and uses conditioner on his hair. Shisui doesn't really care about his own and if he's running out of time, he doesn't mind using washing powder on his hair either.

Itachi is definitely introverted. Though since in the modern world he might not be training rigorously because he's not a ninja, he'll spend a lot of time studying.

He reads Kafka, Murakami, Plath, Dazai, Dostoevsky, Nabokov, and Camus a lot. Shisui tries to get him to read something else as well but Itachi gets bored of his recs real soon. Shisui and he argue a lot on the kind of books they like. Sasuke just stays out of their arguments because he's more of a comic book person. His arguments tend to be with Naruto the most. And they're never on the same page.

Itachi has a strained relationship with his parents. It's not too bad, but he feels uncomfortable whenever he's home. He knows he's loved, but he can't bring himself to be comfortable with his parents around. His strict father and his mom being an ideal wife have contributed a lot to him being inexpressive. Being a genius, a prodigy, best at everything is tiring. Everyone thinks he's having the best of all worlds, but in fact, he sometimes breaks down because he can't handle it. As if he's not allowed to fail. He wants his parents to be proud of him.

He knows he's the best at what he does. It's not outright arrogance but confidence that shows in his persona. He always ends up stealing the limelight, no matter who the object of centre is meant to be. It occasionally causes a rift between him and Sasuke. No, Sasuke doesn't say it out loud, but Itachi understands that Itachi stealing the attention that Sasuke deserved hurt his little brother. He hates seeing Sasuke sad because of him. Once he understands what is wrong, Itachi always removes himself from the picture, making last minute excuses why he can't make it. It happens with him and Shisui too. But Shisui tries to make him understand that he doesn't mind it and it isn't his fault. Though Itachi won't listen. He doesn't like being inconvenience to the people he loves.

Itachi is Sasuke's rock. Every time Sasuke needs something or wants someone to root for him, he always has Itachi's support. What he doesn't realize is that Itachi needs his support just as much. Itachi finds dinners with his parents comfortable only when Sasuke is around. Sasuke talks a lot, and that's therapeutic for Itachi. Sasuke's presence makes his life so much easier.

Both the brothers sometimes have heart-to-heart with each other. Sasuke mostly rants about his life and Itachi offers his opinions and suggestions, most of them work out for Sasuke. Sasuke wants to know about Itachi too and Itachi has no idea what to say about himself and his life. He doesn't want to burden Sasuke with all that he feels. Not that Sasuke doesn't manage to get some answers out of Itachi. He's understood that asking his older brother questions directly won't help. So he beats around the bush a lot until Itachi begins to speak.

One day when their parents were out of town, Sasuke managed to pry some answers out of his brother, and was horrified to know that the Itachi Uchiha had struggles too.

Ever since they were kids, Shisui would come over to the Uchiha household for sleepovers. And when Mikoto and Fugaku fell asleep, all three kids would indulge in pillow fights. Sasuke and Shisui would gang up on Itachi because that's one of those things that draw some reaction out of Itachi.

#itachi #sasuke #shisui #uchiha brothers #itachi uchiha #uchiha itachi #shisui uchiha #sasuke uchiha #ask #anon #if these feel sad it's because i spent all day rotting in my bed and crying #and i hope the whole thing makes some sense #itachi hcs #itachi headcanons #shisui headcanons #my aus #sasuke headcanons

80 notes · View notes

utah1me · 5 months

Text

Masterlist

Satoru Gojo - Classmate Suguru Geto - Roommate Toji Fushiguro - Husband Suguru Geto - Playboy Satoru Gojo - Arranged Marriage Utahime Iori - Classmate Yuta Okkotsu - Clingy Boyfriend Megumi Fushiguro - Jealous BF Yuji Itadori / Sukuna Satoru Gojo - Adult Film Costar Toji Fushiguro - Adult Film Costar Sanemi Shinazugawa - Mission Suguru Geto - Adult Film Costar Satoru Gojo - Comfort Akaza - Protector Satoru Gojo - Parents Together Tengen Uzui - Oiran Nanami Kento - HS Sweetheart Choso Kamo - Tattoo Artist Satoru Gojo - Actor AU Eren Jaeger - Prisoner Yuta Okkotsu - OnlyFans Megumi Fushiguro - Caring for You Kento Nanami - Malaysia Suguru Geto - Dad Toji Fushiguro - Dad Satoru Gojo - Dad Yuki Tsukumo - Mission Partner Suguru + Satoru - Frat Party Toji Zen'in - Shibuya Satoru Gojo - Frat Boy Ex Kirara Hoshi - Fight Club Invite Choso Kamo - Shibuya Suguru Geto - Frat Boy Ex Suguru Geto - Trainer Toji Fushiguro - Sugar Baby Hiromi Higuruma - Law Partner Satoru Gojo - Prison Realm Kinji Hakari - Ex Boyfriend Kakashi Hatake - Icha Icha Editor Takuma Ino - Boyfriend Osamu Dazai - Ex Boyfriend Choso Kamo - Babysit Yuji Choso Kamo - Aphrodisiac Suguru Geto - Needs You Shoko Ieiri - Fixing You Noritoshi Kamo - Betrothed Toji Zen'in - Betrothed to Brother Satoru Gojo - Alpha Satoru Gojo - Celebrating Birthday Kento Nanami - Professor Kento Nanami - Shibuya Link - Your Sworn Knight Choso Kamo - Vampire Satoru Gojo - Yandere Kento Nanami - Pregnant w/ His Baby Hajime Kashimo - Culling Games Eren Jaeger - Band Satoru + Suguru - Truth or Dare Angel Devil - Roommate Satoru Gojo - Cheating Boyfriend Suguru Geto - Nurse Satoru Gojo - Doctor

Choso Kamo - Phone Sex Yuta Okkotsu - Reunion Denji - New Recruit Nagito Komaeda - Funhouse Satoru Gojo - Bar Hookup Suguru Geto - Talking Him Down Nobara Kugisaki - Shopping Loid Forger - Daddy-cember Shinjuro Rengoku - Daddy-cember Toji Zen'in - Daddy-cember Erwin Smith - Daddy-cember Takuma Ino - Daddy-cember Minato Namikaze - Daddy-cember Levi Ackerman - Daddy-cember Ichigo Kurosaki - Daddy-cember Aoi Todo - Daddy-cember Jean Kirstein - Daddy-cember Eren Jaeger - Daddy-cember Chrollo Lucilfer - Daddy-cember Kokushibo - Daddy-cember Satoru Gojo - Daddy-cember Suguru Geto - Daddy-cember Shilah Hatahle - Daddy-cember

Mikasa Ackerman - Daddy-cember Choso Kamo - Daddy-cember Aspen Rhodes - Daddy-cember Satoru and Suguru - Daddy-cember Yuki Tsukumo - Daddy-cember Toji Fushiguro - Daddy-cember Neji Hyuga - Daddy-cember Jasper Riven - Daddy-cember Zeppelin Everly - Daddy-cember Utahime Iori - Actress AU Reza Azimi - Persian Commander

141 notes · View notes

peachhflavoredblood · 18 days

Text

Far too gone to get out, Far too sane to disappear.

I wrote this for my lovely friend, Maki (@dazai-ritualist) and her yandere Alastor au which I swear is my favorite thing ever. She's literally the sweetest thing ever and if you like yandere Alastor, you will be in heavan. Please please follow and read the series. I swear you won't regret it!!!

"I find that the harder you seem to grip, the more you seem to drop, my love."

Alastor had been quiet the past few days. That was…never good. If he was quiet, it meant he needed to be in deep thought…and if he needed to be in deep thought, you were royally fucked.

Today had been no different. You had woken up late, You went down to the kitchen, where your son and Alastor sit in the wooden breakfast nook that you and Alastor had built together before…all of this.

Everything was normal…

That was bad.

“Mama! Hi! Good morning! Papa-” Noah gets up to run over to you like he always would when he woke up before you in the hotel…you smile fondly. It was almost like you were back home…almost like you were normal.

“Alright, Dear. Let’s let mama wake up now, shall we?”

But of course, Alastor just had to crush that. You frown and walk towards your cabinets…the beautiful light green ones you had once taken such care of before…this.

Your husband hands you a cup of coffee, smiling soft enough to not alert Noah but with far too much of an edge to be sweet.

You almost turn as green as your cabinets and throw up. You don’t, though. Not in front of Noah. You’d seen parents argue and you wouldn’t let your son go through that.

Part of you knew it wasn’t arguing, it was survival but that part had long since been silenced.

“The station is having a late start today…something about the end of lent or something to that effect. Never-the-matter, it gave me time to cook this morning. I haven’t had time to cook for him yet.” Alastor gestured to Noah, to which your little boy beamed, just like you had when your marriage had been friendly…platonic…perfect.

Oh how you longed for the days where you’d leave each other alone. Where your house was safe. Where you could do whatever you so wished. Where you could not only not be afraid but also joyful. Where you could be happy.

Because you weren’t happy. Not anymore. From what you’ve read, you were very clearly struggling with depression. However, you knew that seeing a shrink wasn’t an option for you.

Yeah, no. You weren’t going to give Alastor the chance to say “Mama’s not crazy, my dear, don’t listen to the people down the street…She’s just a little unwell in the head right now. Now smile, she wouldn’t want to see you sad.” To your son. That was not fucking happening.

Alastor looked at you, smiling like the sick, sadistic monster he was.You were stuck. He knew that. He knew that you were in your own head more so than you should, especially when Noah was at school.

He knew you didn’t have anything to keep yourself busy with, hell, he basked in that fact. The fact that you were slowly losing all drive to fight and just accept this was like music to his ears.

You were running out of people to talk to. Running out of neighbors to ask for sugar when you very clearly had a perfectly fine bag in your cupboard.

You were running out of sanity.

Day-by-day, you were slowly becoming more-and-more malleable, more-and-more agreeable, more-and-more lonely, more-and-more unstable.

You were becoming what he wanted.

And may god or whatever else is out there help you find a way out before it was too late.

#yandere hazbin hotel #yandere alastor #gift #hazbin hotel #alastor x reader #alastor x fem reader #i walked into this with no plan #literal improv #god my teacher would be proud.#loving myself #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor the radio demon #love u more maki #k bye #dont die #not cute #dying isn't cute #dontdiecore

112 notes · View notes

starlightshadowsworld · 2 months

Text

The Port Mafia brothers AU

Aka Bsd except Akutugawa and Dazai have a good sibling relationship.

Dazai: Odasaku! How do you raise a child.

Oda: way too sober for this... Why?

Dazai: Mori decided the new rookie I found is under my command now.

Oda: Oh, that's a relief relaxes.

Dazai: Why? realises Really Odasaku?

Oda: You are at a certain age.

Dazai: Okay! Nevermind... That. I don't know how to look after a kid, you do. Help me.

Oda: The kid in question is 2 years younger than you. You aren't going to be raising them.

Dazai: Yeah I know but... He's so small and tiny, even tinier than Chuuya which shouldn't be possible. And he was in a bad way when I found him and....

Oda: You care.

Dazai: quietly What do I do, Odasaku?

Oda: You aren't his parent, more of a mentor. A guide, a holding hand for when he gets lost. He's going to have to learn to stand on his two feet around here. Give him the tools to do that.

Dazai: I'll try.

Oda: That's all you can do. If it helps, I have faith in you.

Dazai: Still don't know why, but thank you.

Oda: Your welcome, just.... Don't scare me like that again. I'm way to young to be a grandfather.

Dazai: snorts Yeah yeah... Smirk shall we tell Ango and see how long it takes him to figure it out?

Oda: ponders this That's devious nods let's do it.

#bsd dazai #dazai osamu #oda sakunosuke #bsd odasaku #bungou stray dogs #bsd dark era #bsd akutagawa #bsd #The Port Mafia brothers AU

128 notes · View notes

nippleplayer0 · 10 months

Text

SOULMATES ☆

:: Dazai, Atsushi, and Kunikida as Soulmate AUs

Angst (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Tw : Graphic descriptions of Sh, + Suicide mentions + Spoilers / Theory based in atsushis

OSAMU DAZAI ::

Shared Pain ☆

Just who the fuck is your soulmate ..?

Every cut, shot, Mafia mishap, hang over, and suicide attempt, effected you too.

It made your life a living hell.

We get it, he might not care for himself, but it wasn't fair you had to suffer.

When you were 15 and trying to rest before an important test tomorrow, you'd wake up in the middle of the night feeling a number of injuries all over your body.

Eventually, you began to resent your "soulmate."

As you go into your adult life, you begin working at a sweet cafe.

Your soulmate must've calmed down, but that didn't interrupt the atleast weekly suicide attempts.

You begin wondering if you'll ever even meet your soulmate before they kill themself.

Whatever, it doesn't matter !! They put you through hell.

Besides, you've begun speaking with a cute brown haired regular at the cafe anyway.

ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA ::

When they get an injury, flowers bloom on your body ☆

(This follows the theory that his parents ate him)

When you were younger, almost everyday the entirety of your limbs would explode in a garden of flowers.

It made you happy when you were younger !! You loved the flowers, and would get excited which flowers would appear next.

However, as you got older, you realized that the flowers weren't sweet. You started to understand that when your soulmate got hurt, the wound for them would appear as flowers for you.

Horror was all you could feel. What kind of injury made whole limbs erupt into flowers ?

You remember how the flowers used to cheer you up.

Maybe, with all the pain, you could cheer them up too ?

It was a late night. You held a blade over your wrist with a shakey hand; you knew what you needed to do.

Your breath hitched as blood started dripping down your arm.

On the streets, defeated, hopeless, a boy sat. However, he was shocked to look down and see bright red flower laying softly against his wrist.

It couldn't help but cheer him up just a little bit.

KUNIKIDA DOPPO ::

Meeting in dreams / Refusing to believe in soulmates until you meet them ☆

Each night at 8pm, he's excited to find someone who is finally meant for him in his dreams.

But each night, you were never there.

You always fall asleep at 5am, leaving him only a few minutes to talk to you before he has to get up !!

He knows what he wants in a partner.. not someone who's been partying all night since they were a teenager.

He tries helping the issues you must have if you aren't sleeping properly, but you don't listen !!

Do you have no regard for your life ?

He researches what it means for him to not connect with his soulmate.

Maybe it's a mistake, maybe they're just someone related to your soulmate..

Every single book just insisted that it would figure itself out.

Fuck that. Maybe all this soulmate stuff is just bullshit.

#bsd x reader #kunikida x reader #dazai x reader #atsushi x reader #soulmate au #BSD soulmate au #kunikida doppo #osamu dazai #atsushi nakajima

236 notes · View notes