#dont die

[peachhflavoredblood]

Base Yandere Alastor HCS

Alrighty. You freaks spoke. Here we go.

Okay. So the thing is. He's really aware of what he's doing and how he's feeling. The thing is, he doesn't care. All he cares about is why he's feeling this way.

I feel as though he wouldn't kidnap his darling right off the bat. He'd try and see how fast you'll get comfortable with him. Expect a whole lot of testing with this guy

You got an immediate way to heaven? No? Well good luck escaping. You won't get 7 seconds outside that hotel door let alone escape him forever.

He's not easy to trick nor manipulate...however he's usually willing to do something you ask if he'll get entertainment out of it.

Al is more stern than most. He'll be 'gentle enough', however far from tender. If you prove to him that you're going to be calm, you'll get more. If you prove to him you'll be the opposite? It's less than ideal for you.

Alastor, while he adores killing others, will more than likely isolate you through manipulation like "Oh? She did that to you? What was that Charlie was saying the other day? Oh, yes 'If someone is making you feel down, might as well cut them out of your life!"

He's not the easiest to rile up, nor the hardest. If you for whatever godforsaken reason decide to do so, you better be prepared for a lot of manipulation and a lot of pain...psychological or physicals.

Hah! You? On the same level as him? No. God no. Haha. No.

Alastor isn't happy when your defiantno. Don't get him wrong, he loves some banter...but when it turns into an argument...it becomes rather tiresome. He'd rather you be obidient...so do that. Idk how much I'll be writing on my own so like..submit ur requests/ask and ill get at least one out by tonight ???? K, cool, love u, drink water, dont die, dying of dehydration when u have clean water is cringe. Not dyingcore, love u again

#yandere alastor #yandere alastor x reader #yandere hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor x fem reader #alastor #alastor the radio demon #alastor x reader #yandere hazbin hotel x reader #headcanons #yandere headcanons #love u #dont die #drink water #dying of dehydration when u can help it is cringe. #k #love u again #k bye

[cottagecor3whor3]

no dont kys onision will outlive u its not worth it x

#insane baddie #mental health #slaying #croquette #croquette aesthetic #lana del rey #lily rose depp #icon #onision #dont die #i love you #keep slaying #keep going #hehe #its not worth it #stop #hot girl summer #hot girl shit #bpd baddie #bpd #bipolar baddie #bipolar memes #black swan #onion

[inked-up-gentleman]

Her: "I'm about 35 minutes away"

...I'll be there in 15

#me #selfie #mine #gif #late night rides #challenge accepted #ride fast #dont die #therapy on two #bikers #bikerides #motorcycle #hands #horror movies and chill #motorsport #dark #dominance and submission #speed #asthetic

[s3curitybotvess]

Getting ready for an interview

im not ready 4 the trolls fandom 2 die yet

#kid ritz #trolls #trolls band together #help #dont die #ughhhh #another one #lmao yeah #hes just like me fr #ritzneer #interview #velvet and veneer #trolls veneer

[raeannedani]

Someone must die for those eyes...

#dont die

[zerolockfan]

Tochiro and Harlock melt my heart

#leijiverse #captainharlock #albator #captain harlock #harlock #tochiro #tochiro oyama #dont die #why do you have to die so many times

[sillyreallyidk]

ehh i tend to ramble on my stories on insta but idk i might do both on here and tumblr

(SPOILERS OF COURSE) I HAVE FINALLY WATCHED GHOSTBUSTERS AFTERLIFE‼️‼️‼️

anywho, yes i finally watched it. and i actually loved it??? like it felt so nostalgic even though i like watched the originals billions of times with my father. but bro it felt so different just hearing the old ost and ambience dude. like holy shitttt😭. it was so so so so great watching it. nice seeing the spirits/ghosts like shootingv stars in a way? felt so bad when i saw egons death from the chair (rip :(() it made me honestly happy to see phoebe have characteristics from her grandfather like MWAH. ik it’s just curly hair and glasses but idc top notch tbh.

she so silly though i love her and her jokes. ig the landlord was nice enough to change the locks when they’re out (like that won’t matter for her) made me feel so happy that egon wanted to play chess (or it couldve been some other ghost) and play with phoebe. i wish i got to see it in theaters and not beeen like “wahhh wahhh its a new movie from a older movie that i love its gonna be terrible!!” imd, i saw halloween kills that year and it was pretty decent, so i thought it was just gonna be BLEH or something ig. but Podcast honestly reminded me of Ray ngl like THEIR HAIRRRR‼️

im sure they did it intentionally but ibjust love it man. and ray knowing podcast’s podcast. LIKE that warmed my heart man😭😭😭. it was honestly sweet that egon was directing with the lights and showing phoebe what to do to fix the proton blaster like awhhhh 😭😭. OH AND THEM FINDING THE GHOSTBUSTERS CAR LIKE AHHHH. but honestly such a cool sweet heart warming story. i sure did miss gozer tbh. big surprise to see jk simmons there tbh😭 and then split in half poor fellow just wanted to rule the world too ig

just loved it when she said it here too “are you a god?” 😭😭 and then ray had to remember silky ray. but so sweet to see that egon help out phoebe and see thebold gang and hugging his daughter :(((. even though he said like NOTHING it was still so so so sweet. i bet harold ramis would be so proud of this movie if there is an afterlife perchance. i should be like doing schoolwork right now but here i am rantijg to like 2 of my closest friends EVER (ily both so so much if you even read this) or even the internet 😭😭😭 but oh well.

kinda myv only complaint about the film is that they just deepened the voices ofbthe mom and gooberson when they were possessed by gatekeeper and keymaster and even the eyes were very red like ik it was like that KINDA in the first film but cmon man. anywho rant over. WAY BETTER THAN THE 2016 VERSION.

9.3/10

i think i may watch the frozen empire one pirately like i did with afterlife‼️‼️

#ghostbusters #ghostbusters afterlife #rant post #movie #egon #gozer #sillyposting #silly guy #meow meow meow #meow #im tired #so tired #sleep deprivation #ily all #dont die #:3 #Spotify

[grab-the-bananaguns]

I have some advice that can be useful

remember to let your dishes dry before putting them into cupboards or drawers cause mould can grow on them if they are wet and it wouldn’t be cool if you were brought down by accidentally ingesting a random mould and not going down by super poisonous mushroom or fighting a mushroom themed supervillain

also if have housemates and you see that one of them didn’t dry a glass properly just dry it with a cloth or something. And if you see your dishes have mould in/on it thoroughly scrub it with baking soda, bleach or vinegar then rinse it out a couple times, and if you wanna be safe leave it for a while and wash it again with soap

and kids remember to look inside of cups and glasses before using them, I’ve nearly drunk out of a mug that had straight up algae growing in it cause it was wet when I put it away and I was storing it upside down and today I nearly drank water from a glass with mould growing in it cause it wasn’t dry

stay safe, don’t eat wild mushrooms and check your dishes for mould

#stay safe out there #dont die #seek medical attention if worse case scenario #I just remembered most users are from the us #Just be cautious if you’re from there

[st3rll1nk]

robin better be playable and not die randomly like firefly or tingyuan

#please please please #honkai star rail #please i beg #dont die #robin #i need her #pls

[peachhflavoredblood]

Far too gone to get out, Far too sane to disappear.

I wrote this for my lovely friend, Maki (@dazai-ritualist) and her yandere Alastor au which I swear is my favorite thing ever. She's literally the sweetest thing ever and if you like yandere Alastor, you will be in heavan. Please please follow and read the series. I swear you won't regret it!!!

"I find that the harder you seem to grip, the more you seem to drop, my love."

Alastor had been quiet the past few days. That was…never good. If he was quiet, it meant he needed to be in deep thought…and if he needed to be in deep thought, you were royally fucked.

Today had been no different. You had woken up late, You went down to the kitchen, where your son and Alastor sit in the wooden breakfast nook that you and Alastor had built together before…all of this.

Everything was normal…

That was bad.

“Mama! Hi! Good morning! Papa-” Noah gets up to run over to you like he always would when he woke up before you in the hotel…you smile fondly. It was almost like you were back home…almost like you were normal.

“Alright, Dear. Let’s let mama wake up now, shall we?”

But of course, Alastor just had to crush that. You frown and walk towards your cabinets…the beautiful light green ones you had once taken such care of before…this.

Your husband hands you a cup of coffee, smiling soft enough to not alert Noah but with far too much of an edge to be sweet.

You almost turn as green as your cabinets and throw up. You don’t, though. Not in front of Noah. You’d seen parents argue and you wouldn’t let your son go through that.

Part of you knew it wasn’t arguing, it was survival but that part had long since been silenced.

“The station is having a late start today…something about the end of lent or something to that effect. Never-the-matter, it gave me time to cook this morning. I haven’t had time to cook for him yet.” Alastor gestured to Noah, to which your little boy beamed, just like you had when your marriage had been friendly…platonic…perfect.

Oh how you longed for the days where you’d leave each other alone. Where your house was safe. Where you could do whatever you so wished. Where you could not only not be afraid but also joyful. Where you could be happy.

Because you weren’t happy. Not anymore. From what you’ve read, you were very clearly struggling with depression. However, you knew that seeing a shrink wasn’t an option for you. 

Yeah, no. You weren’t going to give Alastor the chance to say “Mama’s not crazy, my dear, don’t listen to the people down the street…She’s just a little unwell in the head right now. Now smile, she wouldn’t want to see you sad.” To your son. That was not fucking happening.

Alastor looked at you, smiling like the sick, sadistic monster he was.You were stuck. He knew that. He knew that you were in your own head more so than you should, especially when Noah was at school.

He knew you didn’t have anything to keep yourself busy with, hell, he basked in that fact. The fact that you were slowly losing all drive to fight and just accept this was like music to his ears.

You were running out of people to talk to. Running out of neighbors to ask for sugar when you very clearly had a perfectly fine bag in your cupboard.

You were running out of sanity.

Day-by-day, you were slowly becoming more-and-more malleable, more-and-more agreeable, more-and-more lonely, more-and-more unstable. 

You were becoming what he wanted.

And may god or whatever else is out there help you find a way out before it was too late.

#yandere hazbin hotel #yandere alastor #gift #hazbin hotel #alastor x reader #alastor x fem reader #i walked into this with no plan #literal improv #god my teacher would be proud. #loving myself #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor the radio demon #love u more maki #k bye #dont die #not cute #dying isn't cute #dontdiecore

[mysicklove]

I JUST TOOK A BITE OUT OF A CRAYON HELP

try another one and see if the flavor changes with each color

#💌 - love letters #secret admirer #i am joking pls dont do this #dont die

[inked-up-gentleman]

Late night rides are top tier therapy

#motolife #motorcycle #ride fast #dont die #late night rides

[kris-py-president]

I will live to see destiel kiss on our screens. I will live to see more lokius. I will live to watch the second season of Arcane. I will live to see the second FNAF movie. I'll live to see the sixth season of sherlock. I will live to see someone find the real bigfoot. I will live to see a woman president. I will live to see trans rights stop being a political issue. I will live to see peace in Palestine. I will live to see space travel become like riding a bus. I will live to see aliens walk among us. I will live to see the return of extinct animals. I will live to see a cure for cancer. I will live to see world peace. I will live to see my own queer happiness. I will live to learn how to appreciate my life. I will live to find happiness. I will live even if none of this happens. I will live for the opportunity to make it happen. I will live.

#destiel #lokius #arcane #fnaf #sherlock #bigfoot #polotics #trans rights #palistine #space travel #aliens #science #cancer #world peace #lgbtq #life #suicide prevention #suicide awareness #live #dont die #love yourself boo

[trixibebe]

oc stuff - ROAD TRIIIP!! Ft. @unhingedselfships ' Kimi ❤

#i did it! after so long! #kadokura and zhao reaction tba lol #fuck it im making an oc tag: kornélia #yakuza oc #rgg oc #kori can drive now because i said so #tho she hasnt been behind the wheel for over 10 yesrs so #dont die #oof the chaos this trip would bring

[cardinal-emilia]

Yall it's happening again, I'm panicking WHY IS COPIA FEELING FRAIL DON'T DIE

#the band ghost #i love ghost #fyp #fypシ #i love him #nooooo #dont die #papa emeritus iv #copia is my husband

[byler4vida]

Like bro- I'm seriously freaking out, Steve isn't my favorite character (I don't hate him) but that doesn't mean that I want anything bad to happen to him bro 😢😢😢😢 come on man, 😢😢😢😕😕 💔💔💔

#steve harrington #stranger things #stranger things 5 #dont die