Tom 3.5 Speech "Life"
"Life Advice"
Toonami Speech
(TOM 3.5)
"So here's the deal, life doesn't always wanna be your friend. Sometimes it'll feel like life wants to hurt you. But you can't just hide, cuz nobody likes a quitter. You gotta take chances. I never said it was gonna be fun. Or easy. Whether you're totally ready, or when you least expect it. Doesn't matter, life'll punch you right in the face. Now you can lie there for a second, cry a little if you need to, but get back on your feet. Cuz it's the gettin' back up that counts. That's what shows you've got heart. That's what helps keep you goin'. Fall down 7 times, get up 8. And know we'll be right there with you."
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My life might be in shambles in many ways, but I do have a very, very hot girlfriend
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Currently Listening To: "Day Drunk" by Tiny Moving Parts
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drunk in a dillards bathroom

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I didn't notice you becoming so entangled in my veins...
That all these years later I would still get the pangs of acrid hemorrhaging in my guts whenever I so much as think your name...
I ran for the trees and got snared in your traps
There are ghosts in these walls and they peer through the gaps
Of my mind
Through my eyes
When people look at me, do they see that I'm haunted?
Can they sense that I'm gritting my teeth, that every moment I'm taunted?
By you
Of course not...
Only I do
But... I asked for this solitude
Those hands that washed away my sins in that shower
Have touched the things around me and it gives them power
Power over me and my mind
Everywhere I look I'm destined to find
Evidence of you
I hear your voice in my dreams
And I never know what to do but call back and hope that you can hear it too
How can you be so entwined in my life, having barely even been in it
We didn't have much time but I can't escape it for a minute
And when I finally lose my mind to the liquor and I think that I'm safe
Under the warm blanket of belligerence and guided only by fate
The most unlikely detail sends me back
To sand and moss and your nails in my back
To soft grass and warm glances and your hand in my hair
I suppose these ghosts are just my cross to bare
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Todays mood;
Got day drunk with friends for birthday party
Had a great time singing beyonce and Rihanna while drunk and mixing drinks (spolier: this is BAD.)
Started to feel sick
Started to drink water and stopped drinking the devils piss, aka tequila
Got sick in the sink
Cried
Cleaned up my own vomit
Cried part two
Went to bed
Woke up to friend getting sick in her sleep and all over the couch, floor and possibly on other friends
Other friends started to feel queasy from smell
I was now, regrettably, sober enough to feel better but drunk enough to offer to clean it
I cleaned it
Like a BOSS
Didnt get dick again
Previous friend (see getting sick on couch point) came back and felt bad i was cleaning it up after taking a shower. I reassured her it was fine. It was.
I cleaned the floor in the sitting room (tonights sleeping arrangements) and the floor in th3 hallway, the stairs and the bathroom. Unnecessarily in the bathroom, bevause it was just on the floor not the sink, the toilet and the bath. Stop cleaning things freak.
Went back into the sitting room. Friend still felt sick. Got her a glass of water, watched her drink it, and then got her another.
Overall, i am a cleaner drunk. Not to be mistaken with a CLEAN drunk, no i make a mess but then i feel bad and clean everything in a mile radius.
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Fun fact about the underworld saga:
‘558 men who died under your command’ from The Underworld, combined with ‘43 left under your command’ from Ruthlessness, doesn’t add up to 600 men.
Which means that the guy who fell off Circe’s roof and died is canon to Epic the musical.
Edit: it’s confirmed!
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Here's some of my favorite Crowley on laudanum moments, just because:
1. Death is "just wrONGGG", Crowley said so. No more dying.
2. Because if you don't get high and improvise the unofficial anthem of Scotland (it's canon, Crowley improvised it), what are you even doing with your overly long life?
3. This lil dance is the best, I swear.
4. Reminder, he's looking at a graveyard, at night.
5. Find me someone cuter, I'll wait.
6. It was dark, he was wearing sunglasses, and he was high. Leave him alone.
7. I am petrified.
And bonus points because I will never get over this:
No, don't be shy, get closer.
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