#dare program

[melinoelabs]

Public Service Announcement: If the Goo's Alight, It's Not Alright!

Since this continues to be an ongoing problem, we did what all reputable scientists do: we glanced at our WWHD* bracelets, looked back at how we staved off handled this issue in the 1980s, then broke for lunch.

So get ready for your sense-memory of that weird pea-and-salisbury-steak aroma to come flooding back, because we found an old copy of our PSA from the S.W.E.L.L. program! So get your puffy vest, don your giant hair, and remember...

If the Goo's alight, it's not alright!

Lyrics under the fold

*What Would Hasbro Do? **Scientific Waste Evasion Literacy Lessons

Stay away from the glow it's a wicked sight, Kids and teens Listen up Be smart and stay clear Glowing ooze ain't a drink It's something to fear Don't let curiosity bring you near

Don't want that goo in a drink, it's something to fear Don't let curiosity bring you near

Don't drink the goo It's not that cool 9 outta ten it'll make a monster outta you gettin' powers isn't realistic don't be another mutation statistic If the goo's alight It's not alright, If the goo's alight It's not alright,

9 out of 10 (it's not alright)

If the goo's alight, it's not alright (it's not alright)

It's not alright. It's not alright. It's not alright. It's not alright.

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Song made with Suno.AI, lyrics by S. Trent Troop.

#unreality #if the goo's alight #it's not alright #PSA #this has been a PSA #80s aesthetic #slime #goo #ai assisted art #suno AI #mad science #melinoe labs #DARE program #parody

[imthefailedartist]

This show dumb as hell, but I love every second of it.

#obliterated #nick zano #shelley hennig #dare program #obliterated netflix #action comedy #atomic bomb #himbos #las vegas #sin city #elvis impersonators #desert life

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Pt I wash it down but i've never watched it... and neither have you.

Well, hello there, remember when you guys tried to explain Goncharov to me and I said I wanted to create a fake movie/show? Have it, beautiful maggots. Wash It Down the TV show, mostly accurately explained. Kind of. You know me by now.

Everything is a metaphor, except for the things that are subtext.

The rich blonde girl Carla turns into a deranged psychopath, but in a way that is vaguely inspiring. In the year of our lord and damner 2024, any kind of character development is vaguely inspiring. Especially when it's done by Saoirse Ronan.

Purple hearts this RWRB that, you guys are SLEEPING on Nicholas Galitzine's role in Wash It Down. Which is mostly being disappointingly straight, until he isn't, and inspiringly revolutionary, until he isn't. Dan is honestly just a whole neurotic mess, and we at tumblr do love us a good neurotic mess.

It's a tale as old as time, really. Girl meets boy, girl falls for boy, girl meets girl, boy betrays girl, girl falls for girl, boy falls for girl. Just your average love story.

American cops being shits, just another day on planet earth. The DARE program failing miserably, just another day on planet earth.

Yasmin Finney the gorgeous as Talitha, who is very gay, very angry, and disturbingly obsessed with making paper dolls. Which I'm sure will not come into play later in the s--nvm it's another metaphor for the paper-thin veneer of civilised society in a world on fire with rage.

There is a lot of alcohol. Mostly wine. White wine. Which isn't significant, until it is because it is now also a metaphor.

Inappropriately timed renditions of the Mary Poppins 1964 soundtrack, that are guaranteed to slowly ruin your childhood until the word sugar inspires the inner arsonist in all of us.

First-Twilight-movie-levels of intense blue saturation of, well, everything. It's for the metaphor, guys, I'm sure the filmmakers knew what they were doing.

Carla and Dan are absolute OTP, until they aren't, and Carla and Talitha are absolute OTP, until Carla pulls a gun on Talitha and sings a lullaby to her. I am no longer sure the filmmakers knew what they were doing.

The world is Bad Bad Very Bad. Which I'm sure none of us can relate to.

Love is complicated and unstable, but like, in a shippy way. Mostly.

An oddly specific ring of imagery that becomes so convoluted that it starts to parody itself until the show is a metaphor for the show itself and even Christopher Nolan is raising his glass in reluctant admiration.

Senseless cliffhangers that are an interesting directing choice for sure. Bold, but interesting.

More Mary Poppins. Your childhood is entirely ruined. You become an arsonist.

The paper dolls catch fire. You are now part of the metaphor.

Very cute romance with a lot of attempted murder and societal rebellion thrown in. Hallmark is shaking.

Accurate? Who knows. Not you. Not me. Not anyone... yet.

@queermarzipan @madfangirlontheloose tagged for no suspicious reason.

#weirdly specific but ok #asmi #tw unreality #scifi #retro scifi #kind of idk how genres work #tv shows #unreality #fake tv show #but it could be real though #if i have enough spare time and enough deep existential angst #wait i have those nvm #maggots #good omens fandom #you started this #this is all your fault #society #dare program #war on drugs #lgbtqia #fun murder #yay #mlw #wlw #wash it down #mary poppins #now ruined forever #saoirse ronan #yasmin finney #nicholas galitzine

[betterbooktitles]

The moment I got to work Tuesday — 7 minutes late clocking in. Thank you, app that alerts me every time — I saw an email from my father asking cryptically to call him about “medications.” When my parents ask me to call them via email or text at my earliest convenience, it either means it’s a holiday or someone died. Otherwise, they’d call outright or text. It’s the preamble that scares me.

My body tensed up, less like an adrenal surge and more a mild dread. Like when you check your work email after a long vacation and see your day get more arduous with the appearance of each bold subject line. My day was about to get a little more stressful. I stood in the box-cluttered backroom of the bookstore and stared at the wall where an event poster featuring Ginger Spice smiled back offering me warm consolation. The ringer buzzed a few times through my AirPods, and I heard my dad’s voice, sounding a little drained himself. He was on his last round of radiation for now. I thought of his most recent visit to New York with my mom. I drove them to see my stand-up show, and my dad had brought the wrong dosage of morphine for the car ride into the city. To ease the discomfort, he paced up and down the block in Brooklyn, taking deep breaths. I thought of the times I had seen him after chemo when he could only stay awake in the living room with us for 45 minutes at a time. I thought of my mom’s emails, packed with details about treatments and doctor’s appointments, updates that included the disclaimer you don’t have to read this right now.

“Hey, I just got to work, what’s up?” I said, watching my friend Claire wave a hand to let me know I could take my time with a personal call three minutes into my shift. As our mutual friend Hannah told us, there’s no such thing as a book emergency. This call was more important.

“Oh, I don’t mean to bother you at work.” He said.

“It’s fine, nothing’s happening at the moment.”

“I was calling because I did not want to write ‘marijuana’ over text.”

My dad was calling me to get edibles.

Read the rest here

#personal essay #essays #essay #drugs #dare program #420 #pot #funny #parenting #drug #writing #amwriting #humor #dan wilbur #lit #substack

[doomsday-apparatus]

Fanfiction is better than drugs

#dare program #daddy's good girl #make good choices #bookworm #drugs are bad mmkay #fanfic #love wins <3 #born this way #jesus x judas

[blujaishah]

I think PINK out might be specific to my school but it's basically a huge fair/football game where everyone wears pink and all the guys wear skirts and bows and it's all a fundraiser for breast cancer aid

And DARE i'm pretty sure all American high schools have but if you aren't in America it stands for Drug Abuse Resistance Education and they make super silly plays that are supposed to teach kids not to do drugs

#doodle #aru shah #aiden acharya #prince rudy of naga loka #PINKout #dare program #DARE

[spongepost-squareblog]

Shameless self-promo. Check out if you’re interested. Thanks! A video essay for any of you DARE graduates out there.

#dare #dare program #war on drugs #video #youtube #nothisisalex #spongepost squareblog

[nothisisalexvr]

The War on DRUGS and the DARE program.

#war on drugs #video #dare #dare program #Nixon #Reagan #Obama #just say no #education #educational #dank memes #memes daily

[absolutelybatty]

McGruff The Crime Dog and Daren The Lion left the police force in the late 90s and eloped

#batty speaks #mcgruff the crime dog #daren the lion #DARE program #D.A.R.E.

[heatheniousmaterials]

My super cool plan as a super cool drug dealer:

1) hang around in dark alleys

2) wait for a 12 year old to walk up to me

3) hand him a free bag of crack

4) ???

5) profit

#at least I think thats how this works #idk i just learned how to deal drugs from dare psas #those are trustworthy right? #/j btw #dare program #drug psa #tara says shit

[imthefailedartist]

We're 30 years old, why are you trying to peer pressure or bully me with drinking and smoking?

I get it. You're cool, I'm not. There, I said it now will you please leave me the fuck alone!

The joke was funny one time when we were all minors. Now it's just making me think y'all have dependency issues and mad I don't.

It's like they watched those Anti-substance abuse videos and seminars in D.A.R.E class and thought that guy asking little Bobby to drink repeatedly was the hero.

#peer pressure #straight edge #i dont even identify with that term. but its what ive got to describe it. #d.a.r.e #dare program

[puzzled-pegasus]

the D.A.R.E. program didn't keep us away from drugs but man it sure made us into furries

#dare program #silly #furry #yall remember the dare lion? #some furry shit right there

[lasvegastrillgod]

Friendly reminder

#cannabis #dare program #story time #fail #relatable #drugs mention #sex and drugs #las vegas #underground hip hop #emo rap #indie music #alternative hip hop #boom bap #dark hip hop #adulting

[binarybitex]

"D.A.R.E. is an education program that tries to prevent use of controlled drugs, membership in gangs, and violent behavior."

#the hardest drug he does is marijuana. he doesnt even drink alcohol. lil brat #heart hollow #zeke valencia #howdyitsmax #oc #original characters #oc artist #oc artists #my ocs #tumblr artists #artists on tumblr #dare program

[land-of-the-rising-star]

i find the DARE program so fucking funny. Like, I’ve never done anything but prescribed prescription drugs, yet the second one if those bitches starts talking I wanna go get coked up in spite of them. Like huffing computer duster starts like a good idea. I’m not even fucking kidding, the DARE program makes people so punchable.

#this is just me rambling #dare program

[nothisisalexvr]

What was DARE like?

#dare #dare program #war on drugs #Nixon #Reagan #Obama #nothisisalex #youtube #video essay #documentary #drugs #wod