#country boy lol

[krystalskeleton]

Izzy Stradlin (plaid shirt) and Paul Huge, high school years in Lafayette, Indiana

#izzy stradlin #jeffrey dean isbell #rockstars #guns n roses #jeff isbell #70s #indiana #lafayette #gnr #gunsnroses #gunsnfuckinroses #80s rock #country boy lol #hes so cute #i mean look at his hair #i love him omfg #pls send help

[gayforbagels]

Pouring one out for Afghanistan and Anguilla and Antigua and Aoteoroa and Barbuda and Australia and the Bahamas and Bahrain and Bangladesh and Barbados and Belize and Bermuda and Botswana and Brazil and Brunei and Canada and the Cayman Islands and Cornwall and Cyprus and Dominica and Egypt and the Islas Malvinas and Fiji and Gambia and Georgia (the country) and Ghana and Gibraltar and Grenada and Guyana and Hong Kong and India and Iraq and Ireland and Jamaica and Jordan and Kenya and Kiribati and Kuwait and Lesotho and Malawi and Malaysia and Maldives and Malta and Mauritius and Montserrat and Myanmar and Nauru and Nigeria and Pakistan and Palestine and the Pitcairn Islands and Qatar and St Lucia and Saint Kitts and Nevis and Saint Helena and Ascension and Tristan da Cunha and St Vincent and Grenadina and Scotland and Seychelles and Sierra Leone and Singapore and the Solomon islands and Somaliland and South Africa and Sri Lanka and Sudan and Swaziland and Tanzania and Tonga and Trinidad and Tobago and Turks and Caicos and Tuvalu and Uganda and United Arab Emirates and United States and Vanuatu and Wales and Yemen and Zambia and Zimbabwe tonight

#text #op #dancing crabs #and many more #sorry if I missed you trust me when I say I am still popping the FATTEST bottle for u TONIGHT #edit: guys I copy pasted a shit ton of countries from fucking Wikipedia for a shitpost it’s not that deep #edit: the amount of y’all that are tagging this as ‘except us and Canada’ are missing the fucking point #it isn’t cute lol #EDIT: WHATS UP GUYS IT’S ME YA BOY COMING LIVE FROM. GLASS ONE OF WINE #I CHANGED MY MIND FUCK IT IM ADDING EVERYONE I MISSED INTO THE OP #AND ANOTHER THING #SOME OF YALL HAVE TO REMEMBER THERE ARE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE IN CANADA AND THE USA TOO #SAYING THE USA AND CANADA DOESNT DESERVE TO POP BOTTLES IS DISMISSIVE OF EVERY INDIGENOUS LIFE DAMAGED BY THE BRITISH EMPIRE #AUSTRALIA TOO #THE MONARCHY HAD A VERY PROMINENT ROLE ALONGSIDE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IN RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS AND COLONIAL VIOLENCE #IN SETTLER HISTORY #ALSO TO ANY OF MY BRITISH HOMOES I AM SO SORRY YALL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT PROPAGANDA MACHINE RN #GFGFGFFGGG I’m not changing that

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

To a Stranger: Prologue & 1-5

This comic is based on a true story--about how a lonely waitress by day and artist by night crosses paths with the man who stood up for her when they were children.

This comic does not have a set update schedule. I will draw pages as time allows. Please enjoy!

#my art #to a stranger #comic #me and my guy #romance #drama #comedy #ust #sick fic #based on a true story #the tags are where you can read stuff like #i didn't work in a cute little shop #i worked at a country style barn thing #cafe is just so much cuter to draw #the other waitress is a mesh of all the waitress i've worked with #the bus boy is the same deal #zach did stand up to bullies for me but he didn't scream them down #he was just cool about it lol #i was made fun of for my teeth and lack of friends as a kid #the last time i had seen zach before bumping into him was sophomore year of college #friends to lovers #fluff #star crossed lovers

[braindamaged007]

#simple country man #asking the real questions #country boy #memes #lol memes #dark comedy #darkhumourmemes #dank humor #dank memes #meme #dark memes #dank meme #dankmemes #dark humor #lol #funny meme #lol wtf #dankest memes #funny memes #stolen memes #lmao #lmao what #oof lmao #omg humor #self deprecating humor #stupid humor #lmaooo #humor #wtf lmao #relatable memes

[micamicster]

Country Girl Blue Sargent

I hit the highway in a pink RV with stars on the ceiling

One True Love - The O'Kanes / Gravedigger - Willie Nelson / Marie Laveau - Bobby Bare / Closer to Fine - Indigo Girls / That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain / Blowin' Smoke - Kacey Musgraves / Coat of Many Colors - Dolly Parton / Wide Open Spaces -The Chicks / I Wish I Was the Moon - Neko Case / The Lucky One - Alison Krauss / Passionate Kisses - Mary Chapin Carpenter / Love Will Turn You Around - Kenny Rogers / I'll Be Your Baby Tonight - Linda Ronstadt / Orphan Girl - Emmylou Harris/ Shut Up and Drive - Chely Wright / Help Me Make It Through the Night - Willie Nelson / Alibi - Hurray for the Riff Raff / Share the Moon - Indigo Girls / Something to Talk About - Bonnie Raitt / What's Your Mama's Name? - Tanya Tucker / The Unquiet Grave - Joan Baez / Boulder to Birmingham - Emmylou Harris / Landslide - The Chicks / Light of a Clear Blue Morning - Dolly Parton / On the Road Again - Willie Nelson / The Long Way Around - The Chicks

Country Boy? Dick Gansey

It's a mighty dark night and I made that drive, but I'll never get out of your love alive

Delta Dawn - Tanya Tucker / Southern Nights - Glen Campbell / Seven Year Ache - Rosanne Cash / Are You Ready for the Country? - Neil Young / Garden Party - Rick Nelson & the Stone Canyon Band / The Waiting - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers / Everybody Knows - The Chicks / Blue - LeAnn Rimes / Long Black Veil - Johnny Cash / Walkin' After Midnight - Patsy Cline / I Take My Chances - Mary Chapin Carpenter / Share the Moon - Indigo Girls / Something About What Happens When We Talk - Lucinda Williams / Valentine's Day - Bruce Springsteen / 'Til I'm too Old to Die Young - Moe Bandy / Easy Silence - The Chicks / It's Not Supposed to Be That Way - Waylon Jennings / Raise the Dead - Linda Ronstadt & Emmylou Harris / I’ll Go to My Grave Loving You - The Statler Brothers / Hang Me - Peggy Seeger / My Life - Iris DeMent / Those Memories of You - Trio / Oh What a Beautiful World - Rodney Crowell / Shenandoah - Bruce Springsteen / Our Town - Iris DeMent

Obviously we are taking a broad view of country music and one heavily influenced by my personal tastes blah blah but as always please understand that while these playlists may not be definitive, they are 100% Correct <3

Ronan and Adam's playlists

#COUNTRY RAVEN CYCLE PLAYLISTS PART 2 IS FINALLY HERE!! ALL APPLAUD!! #the raven boys #the raven cycle #blue sargent #trc #gansey #bluesey #as always with my playlists but ESPECIALLY with my country playlists lol #some of these songs are on here because they fit really really well and some of these are on here because i love them deeply and they fit o #and they fit ok #no im not telling u which is which <3

[wannaeatramyeon]

No no but the question is who payed for Jake‘s teeth implants

Jake Kim x Reader: Dental implants

G/N. Response to other ask in tags heh.

Jake only allowed you to visit him once before he got his implants.

He was already too ashamed at having landed himself in juvie, at dragging you down by association.

And he knows he really shouldn't care about this, but he fears how repulsed you would be by him. By the lack of teeth and the scar, a gruesome outcome of his weakness.

You aren't stupid or naïve enough to expect high spirits when you visit, however you didn't expect to see this shadow of a man. Keeping his lips shut, giving you perfunctory closed-mouth smiles with haunted eyes, fingers subconsciously lifting to his scar every now and then.

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Dental work is expensive and your savings are laughable.

Nevertheless, you approach Jerry to see if there is anything you can do with the street's help. Which is another laughable idea because Big Deal is famous for two things: their passion, and their lack of money.

Jerry's response surprised you. In hindsight you're not sure why; you know you can always depend on him and on the crew.

"Don't worry about it," he gives you an assuring squeeze on the shoulder and a warm smile, "The boys wanted to do something for Jake for his birthday."

It's not your place to deny their kindness, though you couldn't help but feel guilty about them using their own money.

"Oh, they don't have to-"

"Everyone here loves Jake," Including me, including you doesn't need to be said. "We don't do it because we have to, we want to."

#sneaky anon you know my brain rot is BAD when it gets going #so yeah its from the big deal boys. my fave gang of babygirls #or at least that was how I interpreted it huh. Now im doubting myself. Anyways- #And to your other ask in my country there is prison dental treatment which makes sense ig but implants are considered cosmetic #ig they can say its a necessity when youre pretty much toothless. and with enough money you can buy anything you want #for ptjverse lets suspend our belief for a hot sec #im extra but not extra enough to write a dental scene lol #lookism #lookism manhwa #lookism webtoon #lookism fic #jake kim #jake kim x reader #jerry kwon #lookism x reader #wannaeatramyeon

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

He’s so ding dang American…!

#kinji takigawa #starninger #super starninger #super sentai #shuriken sentai ninninger #ninninger #cartoon #superhero #character art #digital art #i watched his show probably over a month ago but is till think about him once per day #sparkly gold cowboy ninja lives in my brain rent free #my countryman… country roads man if you will #the good good burger boy makes me laugh #i laugh so hard i forget about the tragic backstory lol #(where his family is also all cowboys aicjsdhdsjsdc) #kinji's one of those characters that comes on screen and i just point and say 'me' every time #yes i too aspire to that goofy american ninja rockstar max hype bard aesthetic #but alas... i have work in the morning

[weneedatdcharacterwho]

We need a TDI character who has a really THICK country accent.

Talks in southern euphemisms that no one gets (example: “ya think the sun comes up just to hear ya crow.”).

They’re super polite, always ‘yessir / no sir” and “yes ma’am / no ma’am”.

People assume they’re up to no good, but they’re just a genuinely nice person who just wants to make friends.

Doesn’t understand why people are being downright nasty cuz Mama and Daddy raised em to be kind.

They’re just so sweet and become the Mom Friend™️ for their team (regardless of the characters gender).

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#all the country boys we have on the show are such losers I'd love a normal one #this descrip reminds me so much of a guy I knew at college lol love it #total drama #total drama island #anonymous

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

🤠Desperado Durst & Bandito Borland🤠

#they just got done fuckin #who said THAT? #lol but this does look like bts of the brokeback mountain film set where they're on a smoke break #I can totally see them delivering the “I wish I knew how to quit you” line to each other #but this is the LB version called “Rollin' Rodeo” #Fred really did write the dance step lyrics to Rollin' in a very line-dance kind of way #I wanna see these two get down to a good country two-step #it's all in the hips boys #all in all this is a great photo of these two fools. stay silly my dudes. #Fred Durst #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu metal #down the rabbit hole

[spicyet]

I cannot help it… I’m struggling between writing Liaos x Toshiro fan fiction and just straight up drawing that idiot x cringe ship until one of them gets sucked silly

#Woke up in a cold sweat when I realized I’ve made ZERO things #I have GOT to cook these boys something ANYTHING #I’m so ill I need them to fight and kiss and fuck or I’ll cry until my death #dungeon meshi #laios touden #toshiro nakamoto #Shuro #Plus with Laois as a king and Toshiro as a West representative make so much sense these two will not only argue but reach agreements #All for the betterment of both their countries/lands! #Ah yes… I need to write his down on the white walls of my cushioned room using my blood before I forget #Shuro haters don’t interact y’all can’t even call him by his real name lol

[missr3n3]

have this lil preview of pre-reversion joshua as well

#wip in progress #cut down the altar #cdta #somehow human joshua is turning out a lot more country boy than i planned lol #but i guess its to be expected if he lives in middle of nowhere iowa #joshua atkin

[stinkrascal]

just a guy and their horse :)))

#ts4 #straud: all #straud: extras #oc: caspian velez #oc: mary loo sue #my bf named cassie's horse lol but i think caspian would also call her that so it works #his grandparents have three horses including her!! technically she belongs to cas but they care for her bc he lives far away #country boy i love youuuuuuuuu #🌱 #the sims 4

[jokerislandgirl32]

Zach Doesn’t Like Tortillas

Flashback to Summer Camp Days

Zach and Violet are eating a meal together, and tortillas are offered as part of the meal. Violet offers one to Zach…

Zach: “I don’t like those things…”

Violet: “Oh, I didn’t know, I’m sorry, but, uhhh, Why not?”

Zach: “They remind me of skin….it makes me think I’m eating skin…”

Violet: “Ohhh…well do you mind if I eat them?”

Zach: *gulping* “Fine. Do whatever you want. Just don’t let me see you eat them, you cannibal…”

*Queue a long argument about how Violet the pescatarian is not a cannibal.*

@bejewled-wahlberg implied that Zach did not like tortillas in this hilarious post. I couldn’t agree more because my grandfather absolutely hated tortillas and thinking of Zach making the same comments about them that my grandfather did is just so funny/heartwarming to me 😊.

Oh and this conversation will totally be a running gag for them and come up again after the events of Platypus Cafe…

#wild kratts #zach varmitech #wild kratts zach #violet varmitech #love zach varmitech #wild violet au #ziolet #wild kratts au #wild kratts oc #tortillas #zach doesn’t like those things lol #tw cannibal mention #yes my grandfather did hate them and say it was like eating skin #old country boy logic i suppose

[hayaku14]

my fave hc about hakuba is that he thinks he's all prim and proper. he certainly tries to present himself as one, but the moment he's with hattori he gets sucked into their petty competitiveness where they end up throwing playground insults and basically devolving into grade schoolers; he lets himself be dragged into whatever mess kaito is cooking up, even though he should know better, because he thinks he should act as the voice of reason when in reality he's just really curious and would deny ever joining in the said act if he ever did (he does); and when he's with shinichi you'd think they'd be all fine and dandy because they both love mysteries and sherlock holmes but they quickly realize that their type of mystery books besides sherlock holmes are completely different. they also discover that they love sherlock holmes for vastly different reasons and so every Sherlock Talk turns into a heated Sherlock Debate and according to kaito and hattori, it is seriously one of the nerdiest exchanges they've ever witnessed in their entire lives.

at one point someone finally points it out to him, "hey hakuba i thought you were a really calm and unapproachable dude but you actually have no fucking chill lol"

he brings this up to shinichi and shinichi's like, "yeah you don't, why do you think hattori and kaito still likes hanging out with you even when they claim that, and i quote, "your existence is insufferable and that you have a stick up your ass."

"gee thanks, kudou."

"you're welcome."

#hakuba saguru #kudou shinichi #hattori heiji #kuroba kaito #dcmk #detective conan #gosho boys #dc prattles #the man has no fucking chill like who tf drops everything in his homeland moves into another country #just cos he wants to catch a thief LOL #(he's just another zenigata pretending to be chill LOL) #gosho boys are all gremlins and menaces but theyre on a spectrum #they wreak havoc in different ways #i cannot expand on this i need more braincells to brainrot lol #also i love the idea of shinichi and hakuba being all 'EEEY A SHERLOCKIAN!!!!!' but then immediately going 'no NO YOURE WRONG' #'that is NOT the correct way to appreciate sherlock holmes!!!!!!!' #also their fave SH book differs so thats a whole other mess lmao #but also they both hate bbc sherlock LOL (personally love bbc sherlock but i think it's funny for hakushin to hate it lol) #HAKUSHIN HATE WATCHES BBC SHERLOCK OMG!!!!!!!! But they agree benedict cumberbatch is great because i said so 😤 #also shinichi thinks hakuba is a little silly for wearing a deerstalker and basically cosplaying sherlock holmes unironically LMAO #TO HAKUBA'S DISMAY AND KAITO'S JOY LOL #hattori dgaf cos he stans the QUEEN #btw if u squint you'll see how i sneaked a kaishin there LOL #hehehe head empty u already know it

[coockie8]

I mention in passing in To Hell and Back that Ed got quilled by a porcupine as a child. That was supposed to be just an off-handed comment at the time, but I have recently become completely captivated by the concept.

'Cause it would be just so on-brand for Ed; genius, Alchemic Prodigy, Edward Elric, that despite the aforementioned genius he would be hot-headed and impulsive enough to fuck with a wild animal that has spikes growing on its back 😂

#fullmetal alchemist #Edward Elric #he's *science* smart #in everything else he's a *little* dumb lol #impulsive country boy

[cashmere-caveman]

Hanif Abdurraqib, it’s not like nikola tesla knew all of those people were going to die | Anne Carson, H of H Playbook | Richard Siken, Snow and Dirty Rain | Franz Wright, Heaven | Toby Whithouse, shooting script for Being Human S1E1 | Franz Wright, Heaven | Erin Slaughter, I Hope My Salt Lamp is a Weeping Deity | Richard Siken, Straw House, Straw Dog & My Country: The New Age, Episode 16

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#my country: the new age #nam seon-ho #seo hwi #listen guys (gn). the worms have been festering the dots have been connected the illness contracted etc!! this is an exorcism attempt #bro what if we had both been suicidal for years bc we just wanted everything to be over but we repeatedly saved each others lives #even when we were enemies bc even when we were fighting for different visions of this country we were still *each others* countries #and what if in the end we realized we were never meant to be apart in the first place and gave each other permission to finally let go #but gave our deaths meaning by sacrificing our lives so that everyone else could live in a country of peace !!!! #basically what if we went from best friends to enemies to allies to enemies to soulmates and died in each others arms and we were both boys #their dynamic is so. i wanna eat so much dirt i tunnel right through the earth and end up in argentina. #god. GOD. im like 5 years late but is anyone out there still insane like me in pain like me etc hmu #wait maybe i should put some warnings on this bitch uhhh hold on #blood cw #death tw #suicidal ideation cw #<- just in case bc idk how else to tag for the uhhh extremely normal mindset of both of them #i hope thats it? if i missed sth let me know! also if u read this far u'll get to see the business tags i forgot at the top lol #cavetext #mctna #nam seon ho #poetry #seonhwi #caveweb #also u would not Believe the fucking sleuthing i went through to find the source poem for that erin slaughter quote jfc #thats what i get for keeping incomplete notes ig :/ #also ive found the franz wright poem as both 'heaven' and 'the heaven' so ?? who knows