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Fandom Problem #4833:

People who get on your ass about an otherwise healthy and wholesome ship that just so happens to have an age gap between two consenting adults… in the fandom of the grimdark rape and dismemberment game.

I’m pretty sure the stalker girl x her victim or the war criminal x the heroin addicted child soldier are “worse” ships but you’re shipping them while complaining about the 11 year age gap ship of mine where the characters canonically care about each other and help each other and otherwise it’d be a completely fine idea.

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People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.

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I wish antis understood that the second you have to insert the phrase "if this were real life" into your argument, you've already lost the plot.

Luckily this is not real life, and you've worked yourself up into a frenzy over, quite literally, nothing.

#just anti things #anti bs #proship #I've said it before I'll say it again #if you need fiction to tell you it's not okay to hurt people irl don't engage with fiction for people over 10 #because fiction for people older than 10 expects you to have a pre-established moral compass #and is *not* gonne hold your hand through ''rape incest pedophilia and murder are bad'' #it's going to expect you to know that already

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"oh itd be illegal in real life though!!" yeah. a lot of shows have moments like that too. and theyre not always shown to be explicitly negative, are seen as funny, or are even seen as attractive. but people are yknow. expected to know that certain things aren't okay irl. because they expect them to be adults with critical thinking skills.

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Love getting the question "but isn't this ship illegal" cause what do you expect me to say here. No its not illegal it's fictional but I know that's not what you wanted me to say. It has topics that would be illegal irl yeah! So it's a good job it's FICTION.

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honestly not too far away from what antis believe

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some people are normal and then there’s this abhorrent mess of society called antis

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one funny thing is that i was groomed by an ANTI. she despised the things he did to me, but ONLY IN FICTION.

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i dont know who needs to hear this but as a general PSA for those who pay people online for goods and services: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE BUYING. While it might seem funny to write a clever note along with your transaction, any sort of hint that you're buying something nsfw or even mildly suggestive poses a huge risk that the person you're paying is getting their method of payment shut down permanently. transaction services are stricter than ever. "thanks for the boobs" is a pipe bomb that only needs one pair of eyes to be noticed. loose lips sink ships

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Pros of rejoining SEES: Yahoo new friends

Cons of rejoining SEES: oh God oh no oh fuck

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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families

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Markus is like...a dude who went to a job interview but ended up accidentally in charge of the whole thing because he looked like he knew what he's doing (he doesn't tho) and was ready to take more responsibility while the whole place was falling apart and no one knew what to do.

"I'm here for a job interview."

"Oh, you want a job?"

"Yes."

"Then you can have it, all of it in fact. You're in charge now."

"Sorry, what?"

"Good luck, byeee!"

"Huh? Wait, I didn't-"

*A crowd of scared staff looking at him with hope in their eyes*: "We're dying here. You're our only chance."

"This feels like a scam, but now I'm invested."

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