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corvidspectre · 3 months

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we do what we must because we can

pairing: tim drake & jason todd

chapter: 1/3

word count: 2.4k

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“Dude.” Not-dead-Robin-Jason sighs. “Are you gonna tell me why you just appeared out of thin air? Or am I gonna have to call my boss?”

“…What are your Batman’s interdimensional protocols?”

A scowl makes its way across Jason’s face. “My Batman? Don’t tell me there’s more than one.”

Tim wrinkles his nose. “There’s like a nexus of Batmen, to my understanding. A batverse, if you will.”

”I will not.” Jason immediately spits back. Typical Robin. Shame he’s going to die horribly.

#batman #batfam #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #robin #bruce wayne #fan fiction #my fic #chill shut up

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wyvernity · 19 days

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been thinking about the sinnohtrio lately......plus misc other stuff

also, casual ko-fi drop!! get something in this sketchy style starting at $10 woop woop

#finally decided to do a commission test run u_u #pokemon #trainer lyra #trainer kris #trainer dawn #trainer lucas #rival barry #rival silver #ayalumi #hisuian zorua #luxio #timeskip tag #rkgk #anyway it's sinnoh time !!!#still figuring out their designs and lore but this works for now #god's specialest little guys & their very normal bestfriend who they would kill/die for. up to interpretation who is killing/dying #dawn is the platinum protag who meets giratina and becomes champion #distortion world affected her way more than compared to cynthia and cyrus since she's still a developing kid. but hey cool ghost hair!#4-5 yrs later lucas gets blasted to hisui..lost his memory for the three years he's there and when arceus sends him back he's just like Man #the entire time barry is CHILLING PLAYING HAVING FUN #and forever worried abt his friends ): dawn & lucas are soo nonchalant about what happened to them it's a bit concerning to everyone else #design comments umm the only thing that matters is that they still have their og scarves 👍#and i guesss these are spring/summer outfits. winter dawn gets leggings and big coat ok. she already has too much yin energy #btw i use the cleanse tag as the direct opposition to the spell tag even tho that's probably not a real thing LOL)#oh yea barry wears the tower master ribbon 24/7. tower tycoon in training and won't shut up about it (i love him)#character dynamics i will talk abt that in another post if i feel like it... these days i just want to go replay pla aughh

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homolobotomized · 4 months

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ace and law are such funny characters to me bc the first impression you get of them is that theyre relatively (!) chill people and then a couple arcs later you find out that theyre both like. top five most mentally ill people alive

#op #one piece #trafalgar law #portgas d ace #shut up homo #well chill in the broadest sense of the word #someone mentioned robin in the tags which is real actually #for an antagonist she is p chill LMAO

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thesquirrelqueer · 6 months

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my friend and I were talking about what if jeremy became a guidance counselor when he’s older so here are some random headcanons for that idea

“did you know mr. heere caused the squip incident of 2004?” “no way??? mr. heere wore his pants backwards last week there’s no way he had a squip” “maybe that’s why they don’t make them anymore.”

everyone knows “mr. heere” as the school’s cryptid. too damn tall. his wife is an actress, or is his HUSBAND a game designer??? he talks to himself sometimes. he’s got mountain dew varieties in the first aid kit in his office.

“one time mr. heere just grabbed open circuitry. I don’t know.” <- he’s immune to electricity post-squip

he has a group of ten children who follow him around like lost ducklings

he runs the performance art club (he’s got a hands-off club running approach. He runs it solely so that they’re able to meet every week, because the club can’t exist without a teacher or counselor)

christine stops by it sometimes and the kids are like IS THAT CHRISTINE CANIGULA??? THE FAMOUS ACTRESS??? WAIT SHES YOUR WIFE???

all the kids are swarming her for pictures and autographs and she’s like “jeremy your kids have great taste in musicals”

btw he is married to both christine and michael in this. he wears two rings, one for each of them.

“mr. heere, you sometimes say wife, and sometimes say husband, uh… um… is your partner non-binary?” “oh! sell, uh, you see, christine is, they’re my wife, but my husband is michael, he’s a different person, I’m uh—“ “mr. heere is a player!” “n-no, guys, I’m polyamorous.”

one day the kids mention an indie fighting co-op game and jeremy is like “oh wow that finally came out? my husband worked on it a few years ago.” and the kids are BEGGING him to bring his husband in. as if his husband is a toy for show-and-tell.

#meremine #boyf riends #stagedorks #musicals #broadway #headcanon #be more chill #bmc #shut up dani #these are brought to you by my friend who doesn’t want to post stuff #but she has really good ideas

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bloomfish · 1 month

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I think one of the worst moments in buffy history is them framing xander's speech about riley in into the woods as like... correct in any way. it makes you really dislike Xander (even more). Buffy's boyfriend literally cheats on her with vampire prostitutes lol and then tells her that if she doesn't forgive him on the spot he's leaving forever. and then we're supposed to buy that Xander is correct in saying that it's all Buffy's fault and that she should run after Riley to beg him to stay?

It's sooo infuriating how Riley is framed as 'the one who got away' when really he's 'the one who was so cripplingly insecure that he couldn't handle his girlfriend being stronger than him and having her own problems because he's made his entire identity about his girlfriend instead of getting the fuck over himself'

the real reason why xander doesn't want buffy to dump riley's ass as she should is so clearly because he projects onto riley. subconsciously he thinks that if someone 'normal' like riley can be with buffy then he also has a shot. newsflash it wasn't riley being 'normal' it was riley being an insecure condescending freak just like u

#and i actually like xander. s7 xander starts to be better. comics xander is near flawless #xander harris shut up forever about buffy's love life at least until youve gone to therapy challenge #i do think buffy could be with someone normal but they would have to be extremely secure well adjusted and also just a chill person #which neither riley nor xander fits.#i dont think there's any buffyverse human male who fits this though tbf #btvs #btvs thoughts

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 10 months

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Roy and Dick being divorced parents and fighting for custody of the team is actually incredibly accurate to the og Teen Titans comics. Those two had beef on sight.

Also Wally being INCREDIBLY DISTRAUGHT over their fighting is fantastic and I love it.

"Don't drag Wally into this!" - Small bird man who doesn't want to lose his BFF in the divorce

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lloyd-the-green-gremlin · 2 months

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Hey yould you hold this for a second?

Thanks ill take it back now! Nah its juts my creatures, dont worry about them. Theyre doing alright.

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peterfankoffski · 8 months

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Y’know what? I'm curious.

Not necessarily which one aged the best, just the one you still get the most enjoyment out of.

#polls #musical theatre #broadway #hamilton #hamilton musical #heathers #heathers the musical #dear evan hansen #deh #be more chill #bmc #mutuals probably know my opinions but for the sake of the poll i will shut up about it in the tags at least

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lunesart · 7 months

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fucking rushed to make this

#bmc #be more chill #bmc fanart #jake dillinger #christine canigula #chloe valentine #dramatical theater #chlostine #lunes’ art #can you tell I barely draw jake #I should really draw him more #fuck around with his design more #Also. AROACE JAKE!!!!!#I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT AROACE JAKE

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secondary-colorentimy · 7 months

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DUDE WE’VE GOT SO MUCH SHIT!!!!

#fanart #twst #twisted wonderland #twst x sonic #twst x sonic shatterverse #azul ashengrotto #floyd leech #azul: CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!!!#leona: SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!!

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corvidspectre · 2 months

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"i can't sleep - can i stay here?"

It’s probably not good form to answer your door when you hear knocking in the middle of the night, especially not when you’re apparently now living in a death game. But it’s with absentmindedness, not caution, that Shuichi goes to open the door with.

No one has died yet. Maybe no one will.

(If they do, then. Well. Shuichi won’t survive this game anyway more than likely. As a detective, he’ll be a target.)

The door swings open to reveal Kaede, in pastel pink pinstriped pyjamas with piano keys wrapped around the sleeves. Whatever she usually does to tame her hair down has clearly abandoned her, because it looks a little like a bird nest. The little voice of logic that lives in Shuichi’s brain says it looks like shes been tossing and turning - and the bags under her eyes corroborate this.

There’s a beat of awkward silence before they both start babbling.

“Kaede! What are you- I mean, can I help you- Are you ok, or-”

“H- Hi! This is probably like, wildly inappropriate and you can tell me to leave, but-“

Shuichi accidentally catches her eye and immediately looks away, ignoring the rolling wave of shivers that rack him. She cuts herself off, before she starts chuckling, mostly for lack of anything else to do. He smiles at her, managing to avoid eye contact this time, and the silence that follows isn’t so awkward now.

Have they really only known eachother two days?

“Sorry, I’m- I don’t know what I’m doing here, I just…” She begins again. Her voice is quiet, with none of the usual loud enthusiasm that follows her. It’s almost off putting to see her so unsure. “I hate it here.”

She says it like it’s a secret. Like they’re not all trapped, and afraid, and might never be going him again. Maybe for her, who has been leading the charge to get out, that she is as scared as the rest of them perhaps is a dark secret. There’ll be no stopping the… death game, if they lose hope. If she loses hope.

“Is there anything I can do to help?” Shuichi says. If he’s secure in anything, it’s that he’ll follow her through this, even if none of the rest do. Their trust is a new, coltish thing, but it’s warm and fuzzy in his chest.

“I can’t sleep.” Kaede drags her hands down her face in a way that would be dramatic if she weren’t so clearly exhausted. “If it’s not too weird- you can say no, but I don’t really want to be alone and I was just wondering if I could, maybe… stay here, for the night?”

Before he can even react to the question, he’s opening the door wider, subconsciously making space for her at his side. She smiles shyly and walks through the door to his room, still hesitant but clearly pleased.

“I used to sleep with my uncle when I had bad nightmares, even when I was way too old.” Shuichi admits, flushing with the embarassing secret, but Kaede doesn’t laugh. She just softens when he adds, “I don’t want to be alone either.”

When they wake up in the morning, he has her hair in his mouth and she has somehow managed to not only steal his half of the covers, but kick her half off the bed entirely. She ends up having to run to her room to not get caught leaving his, but when they meet again at breakfast in the cafeteria, they’re the only ones at the tables who look well rested.

Prompt ficlets: send me one, link here!

#this is the only one im doing tonight the rest will be done in the morning #the rest might not be this long either but i had an idea for this one and didnt want to lose it #danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #kaede akamatsu #shuichi saihara #ficlet #my writing #chill shut up

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sp00pypumpkins · 1 month

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Got busy this weekend and couldnt draw much so today I did this silly thing :3

Something sweet about the Prototype qwq I find it endearing those two would get so happy when the prototype is near while other toys would feel intimidated by them XD I will make more silly doodles about why Zero thinks so high of the Prototype in the future :D

Au by @asamary You should check their stuff :D!

Also Zero chirps when they are very happy (The only one who got to hear them is 1006 till now, Zero is a bit embarrased because he cannot control it but with 1006 he lowers his guard but also acts childish around him too HAHA)

#poppy playtime #catnap #sweet home au #poppy playtime sweet home #prototype #poppy playtime 1006 #oc Zero Signal #poppy playtime oc #my art #I wanna put on a comic how zero little by little they managed and healed about their fear of other people and stopped being extremely #dependant of the prototype. like imagine he made chaos is hospitals or any other place cuz he would wake up from nigthmares of being back #and wouldnt be able to differenciate reality from the nightmare and would stop only by shutting himself in a room/closet or the prototype #assured him its okay then while healing the prototype made catnap one of his most loyal followers to met zero since he is very calm and #chill but funnily enough i like to think catnap just went. “im their favorite” and started picking a fight in wich zero got frustrate and #they ended up fighting and making zero come out of his shell a bit (the prototype totally knew it would help probably HAHA)#and catnap being unable to use the gas because kaboom with electricity HAHAH #in the end both got scolded zero should know better cuz oldest of the two and catnap for picking a fight HJAHA #also zero calls him my lord in a non religious way but more in like how a servant would call a duke or nobility kings etc #the prototype collecting kids with trauma like pokemon card

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ky-landfill · 1 year

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#POV when your (crazier than you are) little brother is having an episode so you try chill him out in your patented slightly aggressive way #but then another inmate yells at him to shut up #jason todd #tim drake #joker junior #arkham #inspired by but not a faithful depiction of jason and tim from We're all mad here #batbros #sketch wip #slightly toxic no one can insult you but me energy

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thesquirrelqueer · 8 months

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me and who

#bmc #be more chill #broadway #shut up dani #musicals #stagedorks #christine canigula #jeremy heere

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plutorine · 26 days

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damn dostotwt going all out on the babygirl-off,, pyotr verkhovensky is up against his OWN FATHER 😭

edit: link to round 3 if anyone wants to participate (vote for rodya)

#“if he loses against his dad i'll laugh so hard” - one of my moots #meanwhile rodya is against kirillov #still pretty chill about it rn but once the semifinals roll around you bet your ass im rallying votes for him #rodya. must. win.#shut up rin #fyodor dostoevsky #crime and punishment #the brothers karamazov #demons #the possessed #the idiot

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autisticlancemcclain · 8 months

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The phone rings, and rings, and rings, and Keith swishes the wine in his glass and lets it. He doesn’t count the minutes but he feels the stretch. He waits and listens until the rings seem to thin out, until they sound muddled and far away, until they finally pause, until there is a click in place if the incessant bells, until there is a break in the pattern that narrows Keith’s attention back to the sound.

“…Hello?” A pause, a beat, a moment. “Hi? Hello?”

Keith doesn’t answer. He knows this sound, this sequence of sentences, more intimately than anything else in the world. He hears this in his sleep.

He takes another sip of his wine, swallowing slowly, and for the first time he feels it go all the way down, imagines the way it splashes into his stomach to join the rest of the bottle, swishing and gurgling like a water skin.

“Can you hear me? Hello?” There’s a peculiar quality to voicemail Lance’s voice; a strain, almost, the feeling of holding back. Keith counts the seconds, one finger at a time.

Exactly four and a half seconds later, right in cue, is breathless laughter; muffled, as if Lance has attempted to hold the phone away from him. It doesn’t work very well, and the sound of his wheezy giggling takes up all the air in Keith’s lungs.

“Gotcha!” voicemail Lance crows, gleeful and corny and clear. “This is my voicemail. I’m terrible at checking it, honestly, so just call later, okay?”

Keith had not dialled Lance’s number with a plan. There was no goal in mind. There was nothing in his mind, actually; his fingers had worked without his explicit permission and by the time he caught up with them he was too far gone to stop.

But now he downs the last of his wine in one go, hoping to wash down the massive lump in his throat, and tosses the phone carelessly somewhere beside him. He hears it bounce and breathes for a moment before speaking.

“You know what your goddamn problem is, McClain?” he says, and his voice is slurred slightly and drawling like it does when he’s drunk but he’s not drunk so he doesn’t care. He doesn’t wait for an answer before continuing, because there won’t be one. “You are too fucking endearing.”

Now he waits, although there’s no point in it. That or he runs out of steam.

His next words are softer, dulled.

“You are so convinced you’re annoying,” he sighs. Nothing he says is at all legible. “You delight in it, actually. Nothing makes you grin harder than when you’re sure you’re pissing somebody off.”

Without thinking Keith smiles, too, at the thought of it. He realises then that it’s hard, that his chin trembles too much to curve his lips right. He sucks his bottom lip into his mouth and he gags at the salty bitterness of it.

“But you’re just…you’re so goddamn bad at it.” It’s mean and he knows it is and he lets the sentiment draw out and linger. “You do stupid shit like pretend your voicemail isn’t a voicemail and no one is ever mad. Never. They can groan and roll their eyes all the goddamn want and it don’t mean a damn thing, McClain, you fucker, because you wrap your fingers ‘round peoples’ hearts and grip and squeeze and stay put like the fuckin’ parasite you are. No one hates your voicemail. Nobody.”

His voice cracks on the final syllable and he refuses to let himself cry but something escapes his throat anyway, a garbled mess if a sound, the sound a bullfrog makes as a heron shoves it down his throat. A bitter resignation kind of sound, a giving up kind of sound. Vaguely Keith registers the sound of a thump and a cracking pain in his skull. When he opens his eyes again he’s staring at the ceiling.

“Look at me,” he says, and his voice is hoarse and torn and rough as desert sand. “Look at what I fuckin’ do to myself. Can’t even blame you right, McClain, ‘cause it would be a goddamn lie.”

He registers at this point that there’s no way the voicemail is still recording. Good. He doesn’t care.

“You’re the only phone number I got memorized,” he confesses. “Sometimes I call when I know you won’t answer from a phone that ain’t mine. I got a burner phone, you know. ‘Sposed to be for when I run away but I only use it to call you and hear you pretend to answer.”

The massive lump is back in his throat and the wine makes his eyelids heavy. He doesn’t fight either.

“You have endeared me heart and soul, Lance, and I will never forgive you for it.”

His voice tapers off ‘til there’s no sound left to it.

“‘M sorry.”

The last thing he registers is a click, and the grating sound of a phone being left off the hook.

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