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First off, no pressure to answer this, I know you're taking a well-earned break but I wanted to get this in before I forget just in case. I saw your wish that someone would write about clones (as many or as few as you feel) with an s/o who doesn't want children, and I would be thrilled to see your take. Your work always brings me joy. Thank you!
This request brings me joy! 😁 I still treasure the headcanons "CIA Anon" wrote for me a few months ago, for the Clone Bois with a Childfree!S/O. 💖 I don't mind writing about children or conventional families, but as a woman who has personally chosen not to have kids in her life, it just makes me really happy to see content that represents that lifestyle. So... let's fill in some gaps and write headcanons for the Bad Batch and Delta Squad with a Childfree!S/O!
Boss and Wrecker do like kids, but they don't need to have any of their own in order to be happy. They'll seek connection with the youth in other ways, such as through leading community outreach, coaching sports, or being a cool uncle to any nieces and nephews they may have. They'll respect any boundaries their S/O may want in this regard, but otherwise will find fulfillment in more surrogate-like roles.
Fixer and Tech truly do not care either way. A life with kids, a life without... it wasn't something that had ever crossed their mind before. And now that it has, they can't say that they really have a preference anyway. They are perfectly content letting their S/O call the shots in that area. All that matters to them is engaging with their interests and being a good partner to their S/O.
Scorch and Hunter take some time to mull the decision over. They can't deny their S/O's feelings on the subject are disappointing. Though family always seemed like a far-off dream to them, they pictured both partner and children together, a package deal. They don't want this to be a deal-breaker, so many conversations will follow to try to reach a compromise, if possible, depending on their S/O's reasons.
Sev and Crosshair are just as thrilled to not have children in their lives. The thought low-key stressed them out, even scared them. It may have even dissuaded them from getting into a relationship, believing that was supposed to be the next step. They're relieved to learn it's something they can opt out of and they relish the relationship they get to build with their S/O, just the two of them.
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hi, saw that your Sdv requests are open. I currently have my dogs sitting on my lap and had a thought. How would the sdv bachelors respond/react if the farmer said they didn't want kids and would rather adopt some dogs (or cats or any type of animal if I'm being serious) instead of having children.
Love your writing. Hope you have an amazing week.
Hey hey 👋 Thank you for your kind words and for the ask, dear anon! I'm glad you like my writing and I hope you like this hc too. Have a nice week as well 🫰💕
SDV bachelors react to the Farmer when they said they wanted to adopt a dog/cat/other pet instead of having a children:
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Shane doesn't see any problem with this at all because he had previously sworn to himself that he wouldn't have children. Especially since Shane has already tried a few years as a father figure and realised it's... hard. Don't get him wrong, Shane loves his niece, but with his depression and alcohol abuse previously, he knew he wasn't the best godfather for Jas. But he has plenty of experience with caring for chickens, so Shane brightened with joy when his spouse suggested having more chickens instead of kids. Charlie would have more friends!
Harvey had always dreamed of a happy family, but the local doctor had never specifically thought about having children. He came to the conclusion that he would be happy with Farmer in any scenario. And recently, a friend of Harvey's from Zuzu City was looking for owners for three orphaned stray kittens... So after a conversation with his spouse and mutual agreement, Harvey now have the three furballs who greet him with chorus of meowing, climb up his pyjama, demanding food, and make Harvey and Farmer smile every day.
Sebastian was all for it. He didn't want to have kids either, and didn't have any particular reason. He was afraid that Farmer would take this rather negatively. But since they are both on the same page, how about expand their terrarium and get more cute frogs? Sebastian still remembers that the Farmer named the rescued frog "their son," so "they're already parents to green babies." Sebby will be happy about the addition to their frog family (and won't forget to lightly tease his beloved spouse again).
Sam holds up the Farmer's dog. "But we already have a baby!" And the pooch barked back, wagging his tail happily. Well, they're glad that Sam reacted to their words very calmly. But later the guitarist himself admits that he doesn't see himself as a parent. Especially since they are both so young, and there's still a lot to do and explore. But he also would like to have another puppy. Sam even called Marnie to ask about adopting a puppy. Or maybe two? How about three? All in all, Sam, like Farmer, would be quite happy without children.
Elliott had long since chosen the right words and the right place, for, as it turned out, he himself had wanted to raise the matter with Farmer. The writer decided that since they were both almost entirely devoted to their work and hobbies, they would not be able to pay proper attention to the child, and it would be unfair to the baby. What was the writer's surprise when Farmer told him that they also wanted to discuss the possibility of being childfree. And also the idea of having another cat. Elliott was fine with it, believing that their first cat would like a new friend.
Alex was a little discouraged by Farmer's question, as he was thinking of just discussing with his spouse about children/adoption. Not that he wants kids right away without prior preparation, of course not. But after listening to Farmer's opinion, Alex couldn't disagree with their reasoning. Perhaps he just wanted the happy family life he didn't have as a child. But he was already happy with Farmer. And he'd be even more happy if Farmer agreed to have a couple puppies. Dusty would definitely enjoy the new company!
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latinokokonoi · 4 months
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zoro and luffy’s baby daughter is the loudest crier and screamer in the world due to trauma from being abandoned by her biological parents. when zoro and luffy are feeling so hopeless and tired for not knowing what to do, ace comes over to the thousand sunny to put his niece on his very warm chest and it instantly calms her down, only letting out a few sniffles. it makes ace laugh and he softly talks to her in a low, comforting tone while rocking her to sleep
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awryen · 4 months
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That "Father Material" quote from Gale is in regards to his situation. You know. The whole has a magic bomb in his chest? He's not even sure he's gonna *live* after a certain point. Plus, his insecurities influence that.
Hope that helps.
Hells, at one point in the game, he says he found teaching others very frustrating. And yet...in one of his endings, he becomes a professor.
Hmm.
It's one thing to headcanon if he'd be a good dad or not (i subscribe to dad!Gale myself, others don't. i'm not here to argue that point).
It's *another entirely* to insist that the line means he'd never be a dad.
We don't know that. Like the above ending where he ends up enjoying being a professor? He could very well enjoy being a dad once he's *safe* and *secure*. Unless Larian decides to add on to that point, we'll never know. Ergo...
That's why headcanons exist.
Your projections aren't fact and stop acting like they are. If you don't like dad!Gale, scroll on by or block.
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pixeldemonia · 10 months
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Cw: a little description of childbirth, not so descriptive tough!
Happy never a father's day!
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Today is fathers day on my country, and this idea popped in my head! this is a quick lazy sketch because I didn't feel like working too hard on something that definitely is going to be a major flop
More Bakukuro lore, he didn't think on getting snipped until his mother trumatized him with his birth storytime.
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azulas-daddy-kink · 4 months
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While I don't mind the aro/ace or lesbian Lin Beifong headcanons, I love seeing her as an allo straight woman who just said "no thanks" to kids. There's something really empowering about that.
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ceruleanwhore · 1 year
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I wanted to make another set of childfree headcanons like I did for ikevamp but for ikeprince this time. For the record, when I do it like this where I’m going through all the characters in this way, I’m doing that for all the cf folks out there who maybe want to be able to think of their fave as being compatible with them or whatever else. This isn’t me being like ‘I believe every character in this story would genuinely be cf,’ this is me coming up with ways to justifying whoever out there might want to believe that any of these characters could be cf, potentially. I’m not doing all the characters, though, since Silvio, Keith, and Gilbert haven’t been released yet and I have all my knowledge of them from Tumblr translations that not everyone has seen.
Also, this is going to be more dark and serious than the last one, so TW for talking about ptsd and also a mention of suicide. 
Jin — He has a very complicated relationship with his parents and with his childhood that I think would get in the way of him consciously deciding that he wishes to have kids. I also could see him doubting himself and his ability to protect any potential kids after that one time he couldn’t protect some children 🙃 Regardless, I see him readily agreeing to a cf lifestyle if prompted by a cf partner.
Chev — I get the vibe from him that he has no real, genuine desire to have children and also that his own complicated relationship with his mother might further dissuade any such desires, but I do also think that he sees procreation as part of his duties as a prince or as king. I believe that having his partner come disclose to him that they do not desire children would in a way be liberating for him because then he could let go of feeling the need to force himself to do so anyway and come up with a different solution if he’d need an heir as king.
Clavis — He’s said it himself that what he wants more than anything is for someone to love him above all else and, as both my parents have explained to me, once children come into the picture you do love them even more than your partner, and I think he’d struggle with that. Also, he’s so much better suited to be a fun uncle than to actually be a father and I genuinely think that’s also what he’d want for himself more than actual fatherhood.
Leon — The strongest impression he gave me in his route is that, once he’s interested, he is 100% dedicated to making his partner happy, so that’s where he strikes me as one of those guys who would go with whatever his sweet baboo desires.
Yves — I mean, I don’t see him doing well with the mess and the noise, not to mention that he has his infamously bad luck that actually could prove harmful to a baby. More than that, though, he already has tremendous amounts of stress from all the added pressure he puts on himself with his work for perfectionism as well as all the criticism he constantly receives from everyone else around him who isn’t Sariel or the other princes, so I just don’t think he has the capacity for the additional stress that would come with a child. Also, beyond the normal stress of having kids, he would then also suffer additional stress from the constant criticism he would receive from people around him every day about how he is as a parent or even about his kids and I genuinely don’t think he could handle all of that, all stacked up.
Licht — This man is so traumatized from his childhood that there’s no way he’d let himself even consider it. If he ever had a partner end up pregnant, it would massively trigger his PTSD and might push him to leave or even die by suicide, given his mental health history. I think he’d be positively delighted to skip that part of marriage and just enjoy his relationship with his partner, without any stowaways.
Nokto — Also heavily traumatized, also not getting over that trauma any time soon, would likely do horribly with having children. The other thing you need to remember about the twins when it comes to kids is that it isn’t just how much they’d panic about the idea of having children, it’s also that massive, unprocessed trauma like they both have can get triggered by said children and come out in some pretty awful ways. I was lucky enough that, in my personal experience with such things, all I got from my dad being blindsided by suddenly having all this trauma he didn’t know he had being triggered by me was yelling and, when I was younger, some spanking. With the twins, yes, we can all agree that they’re good people, but if they were genuinely triggered by a child in a way they never would have expected to experience, they could do something worse than yelling or it could even send them back, mentally, to their childhood so now the baby’s crying because it’s hungry but Nokto’s now in the middle of a PTSD episode and is also crying and yelling about how his mom needs to leave Licht alone. Like I cannot express how bad it could be for these two to have kids without YEARS of therapy at least.
Luke — He has that really interesting attachment style where he gets so singularly attached to one person, so with as much as he talks a lot, even at the very end, about how he doesn’t give two shits about anyone except his sister and his partner and maybe also Jin, he could very well see a potential baby as just a stranger that he doesn’t really give a shit about. Now, obviously, one could point out that once a baby has actually been produced he could come to love it like he loves his sister, but that would require the production of a baby in the first place, which wouldn’t happen if he had a childfree partner. 
Sariel — First off, he lives and breathes for his work, so I really don’t see him having the time to really focus on a child the way that they need. Secondly, it’s clear that he doesn’t like or do well with chaos of any kind, as proven by Clavis, so it seems unlikely to me that he would desire to produce something that is inherently going to be the living embodiment of chaos for some time. 
Rio — This man would be thrilled to do literally anything at all to make one woman happy, including having or not having kids. He’s a delightfully submissive simp who will do anything his mistress asks, no matter what, so it’s only natural he’d accommodate any preference, including this one.
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blood-starved-beast · 2 years
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I’m surprised that many fankids for Piltover’s finest don’t include adopted kids. Like you don’t think a more aged and mature Vi 15 years or so down the line wouldn’t be the type to adopt some poor Zaunite orphan and give them a home? Especially considering how she takes after Vander and all. and that Caitlyn wouldn’t ever say no to that
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Jake and Amy with the grandkids (if any)
They try really really really hard not to become their own parents when it comes to Mac's choice of having a child or not, but Mac does end up having a child, much to their joy.
I HC that Mac wasn't as lucky in love as his parents, so he probably coparents his child with the mom, and Jake and Amy ADORE the kiddo and dote on them until they're spoiled rotten.
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gunkbaby · 1 year
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shuu is breedable but he would never breed
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I could have been clearer, but good insights all around! I was going for option three there. I deleted my AO3 and tumblr accounts a few months ago because of The Stress, but you’re one of the handful I still pull up from time to time because your content cheers me up. I thought I’d try to return the favor, but I have no idea what I’m doing. Please prepare to be spammed thanks to the character limit. also, being voluntarily childfree myself I feel somewhat qualified to fill your request. 😆 ~CIA
Omg omg omg 😱 i freaking love you. I’ve been grinning like an idiot, reading these over and over. I cannot thank you enough for doing this 🥲 To see so little representation of childfree lifestyles has been disheartening (and esp with the recent changes in US laws too)… And now I have these lovely headcanons of our clone bois being so accepting that make me feel all warm and fuzzy 🥰 Now i gotta figure out how i want to share what you sent. But for now i’m keeping them for myself as a nice pick-me-up hehe
Also thank you for keeping me in your Tumblr check-in rotation, it really means a lot. I sincerely hope you are doing well, that you’re finding little pockets of joy in your life, especially on the bad days, and if there’s anything I can do to keep you in good spirits just let me know! 😘 you are a dear!
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erinthetricks · 8 months
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DAE base their crushes on whether or not you'd get a dog/cat with them?
i see so many Hcs about "x as a dad" or "x as a parent" which are valid, but I wonder if there are folks like me who are less interested in that and more about that sort of DINK lifestyle. Also, dogs, dogs are neat.
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ihateliterature · 1 year
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Ok guys, after a lot of reasearch I have compiled a comprehensive list of what trans men and mascs are NOT allowed to do so we don't offend anyone
Here it is:
Transition
Not transition
Date queer men
Date non-queer men
Date queer women
Date non-queer women
Be attracted to men
Be attracted to women
Be feminine
Be masculine
Date trans people
Speak in general
Breath anywhere near a woman
Do anything
Do nothing
Be helpless
Be in queer spaces where there are women
Be in queer spaces where there are men
Have a vagina anywhere near a cis gay man
Be attractive to a terf
Be unattractive to a terf
Have top surgery
Not have top surgery
Consume mlm content
Consume wlm content
Consume wlw content
Headcanon characters as trans men/mascs
Give male characters vaginas
Have colored hair
Having a name that's too common
Having a name that's too uncommon
Be capable of menstruation
Be capable of carrying a birthing a child
Need an abortion
Remove your capability for menstruation and birth
Willingly have a child
Be childfree
Realize you are trans before puberty
Realize you are trans during puberty
Realize you are trans as an adult
Have long hair
Have short hair
Not throw away every feminine coded thing you own as soon as you realize you are trans
Go through corrective rape at the hands of a man
Go through corrective rape at the hands of a woman
Be oppreased
Experience transphobia
Claim afab people who lived long ago and lived their entire lives as men could have actually been trans
Claim you have any history before Tumblr
Take T
Not take T
Pass perfectly
Not pass perfectly
Claim the transphobia you experience is in some way connected to your masculinity and gender identity as a man or man aligned
Try to coin a term for the specific prejudice you experience
Claim that something someone who is not a trans man or masc said about trans men and mascs is wrong and correcting them
Claim that you have been, in any way, treated badly for your masculinity
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ellecdc · 27 days
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Dude, I don't know why I am asking this. But do you think poly moonwater will choose to be child free? I do think so. I mean, regulus past story and remus fury problem, I don't think they'll want kids at all
But if reader accidentally gets pregnant. Do you think they gonna keep their distance an arm lenght? I mean, I remember in the book remus trying to leave nymphadora who's pregnant at that moment (or is it after she gave birth? Can't really remember) by trying to help Harry looking for the idk the name of it, voldemort collections?
oooouuuu this is a fun question! thanks for asking; and I think that happened before teddy lupin was born and they were searching for Voldemort's horcruxes! - also, in regards to canon, I think the reason remus felt willing to take off was because he truly was sort of all alone: no parents, no siblings, no family, no friends. Plus society constantly shitting on him, plus there being a war etc etc, he felt very desperate and didn't feel like he could handle being responsible for nymphadora and a child
But of course since WE DON'T LIVE IN A WOLD WITH VOLDEMORT OVER HERE 🙃🙃🙃🙃 I think this is a valid question
(my answer is going to be SFW until the page break below - I will put warnings ahead of time for minors)
My answer would be yes, I agree that Regulus and Remus would perhaps wish to be childfree. Like you said, Remus feels like society views him as a stain and he wouldn't want to pass that legacy onto a child (biologically his or not), and he also wouldn't want to put a child through the pain of seeing their father suffer through every lunar cycle. Regulus had a horrific childhood and would be very scared to be anything like his mother or father, and I kind of see him as this guy who really doesn't know what to do with kids...he never had a childhood really, and never was around other kids until he was at Hogwarts, and by then he was right traumatized soooo yes I agree, he would be worried about having children.
As for our darling reader finding out she was pregnant? I have some thoughts on that.
I think Regulus has a deep rooted sense of duty and loyalty to his people, and ultimately, Remus and reader would be his people. Even if he hated the idea of reader being pregnant/having his child, I think he would shove that down so deep and just completely take on this role he never really wanted but hey, he's here now and he's going to do what he has to do. It was why he ended up in Slytherin (duty/loyalty to his family), and it was why he took the dark mark (duty/loyalty to his family). He took the mark because he believed that to be his role, his job in life - and if reader ended up pregnant, well, that was his duty then.
I think Remus would be a wild card. Remus never had a proper childhood either; he had to grow up really fast as he was bitten at only 4 years old. This means for as long as he can remember, he's been a werewolf. He didn't get to attend school (due to injuries/pains, scars, unexplained absences etc), he never had siblings, and he couldn't play with the village kids. So not only does he not necessarily know what to do with kids, I think he'd still have some of those "the kid would be better off without me, I can't curse another life to me and my lycanthropy) BUT I think he'd have been around Harry and loved that kid so damn much, and he'd have his friends and loved ones to help him come to terms with it.
This could be a cute fic request.
now.....as for the NSFW stuff (18+, minors don't look down here)
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I have this headcanon that pureblood's have a breeding kink....they were literally bred, born, and raised to carry on the bloodline and produce heirs - so I don't think Regulus was fucking innocent in that conception LOL he would have been very excited thinking about spilling inside of reader and getting her knocked up.
in a similar vein, I also believe that there is a primal side of Remus with his lycanthropy which would ALSO support a breeding kink - truly fucks like an animal tbh and gets so turned on at the thought of filling reader up
okay sorry for being a dirty horn dog thanks byeeeee
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pixeldemonia · 2 years
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After all, we got our happy ending, and now, we'll be together forever, just the both of us, even after death try to do us apart...
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m00nlight-ramblings · 6 months
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Childfree Gale Headcanons
REQUEST: yes
Some Gale/Tav headcanons being childfree! Some light NSFW. Enjoy
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Lots of weekend dates to things like farmer's markets, festivals, and activities within the community.
Spontaneous getaways that Gale always plans - sometimes for a week, sometimes for a weekend, maybe even a day. But he will organize something down to the tiniest detail, and is also very good at keeping secrets/surprises!
Lots of late night talks about whatever he is hyper-fixating on at the moment - your discussions will sometimes last until 3 AM about a book he is reading, or maybe even something you're interested in, in the moment.
Certified Cool Uncle Gale status - you two will happily babysit your friends' kids for the afternoon/evening, and you're always the favorites amongst your nieces/nephews (but you're always really happy to give them back at the end of the day).
Sometimes on a random Sunday, the two of you will spend all day in bed - never getting dressed, and switching between having sex, reading, talking, napping. Gale has obviously never been in a healthy relationship before, so some days he loves to revel in the love you two share.
You two don't have a designated date night, so sometimes when either of you don't feel like cooking, you'll go to the local pub or inn and relax for a few hours. Getting a little tipsy on ale on a Wednesday? Okay, sounds good!
Both of your are very active in the Waterdeep community - ever since you moved in with him, he made it a point to show you off and make sure that everyone knew who you were so you were comfortable in your new home. Because of that, the community surrounding you always feels warm and safe, and you often find yourself doing things together in different groups.
DINNER PARTIES - so many dinner parties. Gale loves to cook and you love to host, so you often have large groups of friends come over for dinner and drinks, with music and games. The dinner parties have become known throughout town as somewhat legendary, and they last very late into the night.
Your home is decorated with lots of not kid-friendly things (magical objects, sharp corners, etc.), but both you and Gale have curated a home that feels comfy and safe, as well as aesthetically pleasing for the both of you.
Tara in lots of sweaters and costumes. Since you're not dressing kids, you're dressing her (and she loves it, even if she won't admit it).
Lots of walks along the water before dinner, while the sun is setting, holding hands and chatting about your days.
There are lots of talks about your future together, and all of the adventures and vacations you want to take - faraway lands, and expensive dinners, and stories infused with the magic of love.
Sometimes, in the middle of the night, when you're both woken up by whatever, you find yourselves unable to keep you hands off of each other, and will make mind-blowing super loud love well until the sun comes up. Passionate, feverish, I-won't-be-able-to-stop-thinking-about-this-night-for-weeks kind. And then once that is done, you two are able to sleep in to recoup the energy spent.
Feeling like you're constantly in the honeymoon period together since there is no other person you need to focus on in your life.
"It's always going to be us," Gale says as he holds you, "The two of us, together. With you by my side, there's nothing we can't do...together. Us versus the world, my love. And we're just getting started."
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What did you think? I love thinking of Gale as a boyf...he'd be the best partner in the world, I think.
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