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BNHA/MHA headcanon:

(This is one of my previous posts but in an easier to read format for some people)

When izuku is diagnosed quirkless his mum signs him up to martial arts, parkour, and ballet classes so that he can defend himself.

BAMF Quirkless Izuku is born! (Inko also gets very buff)

All might never gives Izuku his power but Izuku is determined to be a hero anyway.

*on the day of entrance exam*

Izuku: *shows up quirkless and even buffer than in canon*

Robot: *appears*

Izuku: *casually punches robot so it breaks*

Teachers: *unaware he is quirkless* omg

Izuku: *running through and just single punch breaking these robots*

Teachers: Omg!

Zero pointer: *appears*

Uraraka: *hurt and trapped*

Izuku: *runs forward without thinking and flying side kicks robot*

Zero pointer: *dents and falls backwards*

Teachers: wow that strength enhancement quirk of his sure is powerful!

Nedzu: he's quirkless.

Teachers: ACFHDVGSKMWONTNIWJDFASJ

Nedzu: *sips tea manically*

*meanwhile*

Izuku: *lifts rubble trapping Uraraka* are you OK?

Uraraka: Oh um I'm ok. Thank you for helping me. I think I hurt me leg.

Izuku: Oh! Please allow me to help! *shifts to hold the rubble in one hand and pick up Uraraka with the other. Starts walking to recovery girl*

Uraraka: *still being carried* ummmm... are you going to bring the rubble with us?

Izuku: Oh! Oops silly me! *carefully places rubble on ground and keeps carrying Uraraka*

Izuku: um recovery girl? This girl is hurt can you help her? Thank you! *leaves*

Recovery girl: why young lady, are you OK? your face is completely red!

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Harry Potter headcanon!

Female!Harry Potter has a strange reaction to the Basilisk bite due to her parselmagic. Instead of dying she ends up gaining some snake-like traits, including: her hair can turn into snakes, she can petrify or kill people with her eyes, and she has retractable fangs that are venomous.

After a while Harry gains a new name: Medusa

(Bonus points if Harry has been put in Slytherin and kinda abandoned by everyone and is therefore kinda feral)

(Extra bonus points for greek mythology interacting with the magical world)

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BNHA/MHA headcanon:

Quirkless BAMF Izuku:

When Izuku is diagnosed quirkless and starts coming home covered in bruises Inko decides that instead of discouraging her son from his goals of becoming a hero she will make sure he can defend himself.

Thus she signs him up for any form of martial arts, parkour and, after watching one very entertaining pre-quirk film called Black Widow, ballet classes. Inko also joins in on multiple of these in order to defend herself and be able to spar with and support her son.

Soon enough both Inko and Izuku are buff af.

When the hero entrance exam roles around Izuku is still quirkless but also even buffer than in Canon. When he enters to fight the robots the only thing he has with him are hand wraps. When the robots show up he simply... punches them... and they break. All the teachers assume he has a strength enhancement quirk.

When the zero (0) pointer shows up and Uraraka gets trapped Izuku doesn't hesitate. He runs forward and flying side kicks the robot. The entire robot crashes backward.

All the teachers are astonished and one makes a comment on how his strength quirk is quite strong. Nedzu simple smiles before telling them that Izuku is quirkless and then sips tea while all the teachers freak out.

Meanwhile: Izuku lifts up the rubble from on top of Uraraka with one hand and then lifts up Uraraka with the other and starts carrying both. Uraraka points out he's still carrying the rubble and he just says oops and drops it before carrying her to recovery girl. Recovery girl is concerned because Uraraka is bright red.

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Hogwarts headcanon:

Marauders headcanon:

I have this headcanon that the marauders (James, Sirius, Remus, Peter) actually used some form of soul magic and put a teeny tiny bit of themselves into the marauders map.

Now bear with me.

I always thought that the marauders map was a little to similar to Tom's diary. It was so smart and responsive, and had far too much personality (yes I'm aware they put a personality charm thing on it but still). And the marauders are smart. They became animagus by 5th year and managed to create the map itself! So it's reasonable to assume they could figure out soul magic.

Now, I don't think they would create something like a horcrux (in that it would require them to kill someone or could lead to them being resurrected because I really don't think they'd want that) but it seems fair that they'd want to leave a little bit of themselves for future pranksters.

As such I conclude my headcanon of the marauders map containing a little bit of the souls of the marauders.

#harry potter headcanon #hogwarts #harry potter fandom #harry potter #hogwarts headcanon #marauders #the marauders #the maraunders map #marauders era #james potter #sirius black #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #chaoticbrainthoughts

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Mcyt/dreamsmp headcanon:

Technoblade headcanon/prompt:

Technoblade drops pork when killed.

Technoblade never dies. Everyone is aware of this fact. So the people who want to kill Technoblade come to the conclusion that because of this Technoblade must drop awesome loot when killed. They set out to kill him and after a long and mighty battle finally manage to do so, only to be completely flummoxed when they find pork where he is killed. When Technoblade respawns he is extremely embarrassed and threatens to murder the nature bloodline of anyone who even thinks about eating the pork.

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Me: okay brain we have internet time so what do you want to do?

My brain: :/

Me: *nervous* we can do whatever we want?

My brain: :/

Me: *sweating* are there any hyper fixations to cause the dopamine?? Any at all?

My brain: :/

Me: *screaming and crying* PLEASE ANYTHING?! WE CAN DO YOUTUBE OR FANFIC! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE DOPAMINE!

My brain: :/

Me: shit I'm going to have to scroll through Pinterest for 3 hours until my brain snags on something.

#chaoticbrainthoughts #adhd brain #adhd problems #adhd #hyperfixation #pinterest #fanfic #when the brain wont do the fun times so you have to jump start it like a fucking car with tumblr posts that have been reblogged on Pinterest #im getting flashbacks #to that one post about sitting in a void because the brain is uninterested in life

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Hello! Hi! Hello! Can someone please make a Harry Potter fanfic where Harry gets sorted into Hufflepuff because the thing he values most is loyalty after having been abused for so long! Could you make it that he still does everything the same cause he's still the brave person he is but because he's a Hufflepuff, and everyone likes to stereotype them, when people are asked about what happened everyone says it's a Gryffindor, because the only people "stupid and brave enough to do that stuff" are Gryffindors. So Harry goes through the entire his entire time at Hogwarts with absolutely no one figuring out what he's done. And when Harry gets chosen for the triwizard tournaments with Cedirc all the Hufflepuffs are just like "hell yeah! You hear that assholes! Both are from Hufflepuff!!! We have the best students!! BOOYEAH!" And start blasting royals. Please.

Please text me or something if you find something like this or are planning to write something like this cause I would love to read it!

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Hogwarts Headcanon

Ok but how did Neville become so meek? Like I get the trauma and not thinking he wasn't powerful but like Harry grew up the exact same! And Neville was raised by his grandma who is a badass! And should have known that Neville needed his own want! Like damn let's be realistic please!

So new headcanon!

Neville grows up being raised by his grandma and as such learns to (to quote a famous post) take no shit and do now harm! He gets his own want and while not being the strongest with magic he can still bloody do it and learns to do it Well! When he gets to Hogwarts and people try to make fun of his name (which is stupid because the Longbottoms would be known as a powerful and ancient house) he damn well puts them in their place! With elegance and grace! And as such Neville is known as a kind guy who can beat your ass!

Thank you

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Hogwarts Headcanon:

Hufflepuff took what was originally a bedroom and renovated it into a comfort room for people who were on the periods, having a hard time, needed someplace to calm down, etc etc. This room is lit by a fire that keeps the entire place comfortably warm and is filled with comftorable chairs, beanbags, blankets of different textures and weights, soft floors, a refilling supply of comfort foods and drinks, and several items that students can fidgit, play with, read, and just generally distract themselves with. And there is always at least one prefect in there in case anyone needs help or comfort. It is known as a safe place and sometimes students from other houses will go there as well for the comfort. It is the one place in the entirety if Hogwarts that no one ever messes with or disturbs.

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Hogwarts headcannon:

- There is a rumor that one of the first year kids is the most powerful wizard to ever come to Hogwarts. What no one knows is that they just had an obsession with ancient cultures and now knows Latin. Extensively.

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me: *wakes up at 4:30am with horrible cramps*

Me: *glares at stomach* if you don't calm tf down right now I will stab you and then we'll see how you like it.

My stomch: ...

Me: yeah that's what I thought.

#chaoticbrainthoughts #i woke up at 4am #and I was in pain #period cramps #periods #these cramps are killing me #I'm considering stabbing myself just to see if it'll feel different #period cramps are actually so painful #if you don't think period cramps are painful then you've never felt them #so shut up #cause they suck #it's like someone grabbed my muscles and decided to make look bands out of them #i can't sleeeeeep #ugh

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Do you ever think about the amount of people that have passed away in your lifetime? Do you ever think about how, if they we're still alive, you could have met them one day, that you could have been friends with them? Do you ever think about all the changes to the world someone could have made if they'd lived a little longer? How many people could they have helped? How many futures could they have changed? So many people in this world have been completely forgotten and I think that's really sad because they were people too. And who knows who they could have met in their lives. Who knows how many lives they could have changed if they we're still alive.

#chaoticbrainthoughts #I'm being nostalgic #1 am rambles #random thoughts #past people #I probably thought of this while reading time travel or fix it fanfic but honestly who knows #1am thoughts #if they hadn't fied #what if

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TIL that pineapples, zucchinis, cucumbers, eggplants, avocados, and pumpkins (among other things) are actually berries! While Rasberries and Strawberries are not berries! Also banana trees are a herb!

I don't know how to feel about this but cool!

#fruit #chaoticbrainthoughts #TIL #funky #fruit not veggies #berries #herbs #honestly biggest surprise was that bananas are herbs #like damn #cool #a lot of things I thought were veggies are fruit #also all berries are fruit #but not all fruit are berries #that is the difference #if you get confused #almost anything with seeds is a fruit #roots are usually vegetables #just so you're aware #just so you know