#can i get a waffle

[definitelynotyourdad]

Waffle house: go for the waffles, stay for the wrestling

#waffles #waffle house #wrestling #i dont know if its even good #never been #its just that #every time i see it #someone is throwing hands #can i get a waffle #can i PLEASE get a waffle

[wwonkkaa]

i love seeing ppl argue abt the fnaf movie like it’s literally chucky e cheese but scary PLEASE calm down

#fnaf #fnaf movie #tobi moment #can i get a waffle #*fighting noises* #CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE???

[officermaddie23]

@mellowwolflady meanwhile in the fnaf universe lol

#fnaf #can I get a waffle #Youtube

[theprocraftinator]

by artbydeirdre

#embroidery #artbydeirdre #pop culture #internet #vine #can i get a waffle

[eathusiast]

#waffle #food #waffles #cute #funny #breakfast #vine #meme #waffle fries #parks and rec #chicken #trending #stranger things #eleven #fast food #tv #yummy #can i get a waffle #vines #friends #parks and recreation #waffle house #cfa #red #fries #cool #chickfila

[orangechickenpillow]

Astarion: let me tell you about my master and my 200 years of trauma.

Gale: let me tell you about my ex l and how I was groomed by a goddess. Also I'm about to blow up.

Shadowheart: I'm part of a cult and also my hand hurts a lot but instead of being honest I'm just going to be really obvious about it and then tell you it's none of your business

Tav, who's being fucked by all of the gods and just wants to sleep:

#like can i please just get a waffle #i love how they get back to camp and everyone is like❗️and tav just stands there like 🧍‍♂️ #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 astarion #astarion #bg3 shadowheart #shadowheart #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #bg3 tav

[bonefall]

ougghhh everyone’s talking so fondly about lionpaw and his new friendships made by the ripwater event but all i can think about is his mention of ashfur’s comment. and how lion probably thinks it’s just a little joke but ash might actually mean it :(

There's this little pearl of a theme hidden in the Ripwater Episode, if you look carefully; abuse acts on people in insidious but subtle ways.

It's Mistystar who's defensive of asking for help or admitting a problem, thinking of what she did to Leopardstar and also repeating cultural sentiment that once victimized her herself.

It's Squirrelflight shouting at her daughter for acting like she used to, because she's spent some years being yelled at in a similar way

It's Hollypaw who isn't allowed to enjoy her achievement of saving Otterpaw's life or lean into how much she has in common with Lakepaw, because she's ashamed of how she did something "wrong" by snooping

And lastly, it's Lionpaw, who's starting to believe the vicious comments that Ashfur says about him. I referenced Willowpelt partially for the sweet little irony of him teaching her recipe to her unknown grandson, Ripplepaw, but ALSO because Ashfur is starting to isolate him.

Willowpelt is the Head of Hunting, currently, a position that Lionblaze is going to succeed her in. I don't think Ashfur is playing 4D chess quite yet, but there's a couple of little motivations knocking around in Ashfur's heart for why he's nasty whenever Lionpaw interacts with her;

Ashfur hates Willowpelt, because of the events from Ferncloud's Parting. He isn't aggressive to her directly, but he does spread rumors and slander whenever possible, happy to remind others of her exile.

Lionpaw getting close to Willowpelt will annoy him. Ashfur both hates and resents his apprentice, but also feels POSSESSIVE of him. He feels like Willowpelt will "steal" what's his.

A simple but hard truth; Ashfur wants Lionpaw to hurt. Maybe Ashfur sees it in his head like "telling the hard truth" or "toughening his apprentice up," but when he makes those malicious little comments, makes him recoil with hurt, it feels righteous.

Maybe in the next draft, it should actually be Ashfur, not Blackclaw, who comes to growl at Lionpaw for bonding with Lakepaw over the spears. Maybe have Willowpelt come in to show them how to properly use one and that's actually what set Ash off. Like he just used xenophobia because it was convenient in that moment.

#Also I have been waffling on where BB!Willowpelt dies #But I've realized I need her around for a good part of Po3 #She has a really juicy history now and the dynamics are playing out too well to just pass over. She's too useful to be fodder. #And since I want her around for early Po3 it makes the most sense for her to hang on just long enough to eventually be succeeded by Lion #And if she dies sometime in BB!OotS it's REALLY convenient to fill the 6-month timeskip between Cruel Season and The Beaver Mission with it #Like Lion and Jay threw themselves into work to stay busy while mourning their sister #Plus she can purr and say she's excited that Lion is her grandson-in-law now when he gets with Cinder #See what I mean? It just works out too well if she hangs on a bit longer. #ANYWAY yeah good on you for catching that tiny nugget. There is a LOT behind that little statement #BB!PO3 #better bones au #Emotional Abuse #Child abuse #BB!Lionblaze #BB!Willowpelt #BB!Ashfur

[mod2amaryllis]

What's cosmic depression?

when you're depressed but in the cosmos

#it's like. depression that's so much bigger than your body. depression that encompasses all of reality. #i go into Walmart after walking 500 miles from my car because the parking lot is vast and eternally full #i need one specific thing. katsu sauce for example. only walmart has it according to an online search. #i am overwhelmed by the sprawl. I'm like there's no way all these clothes are gonna be bought. this is so many waffle makers. #against my better judgement i pass by the pet section. half gallon self cleaning betta boxes are 50% off. #I've lived here all my life and remember when this was a local chain grocery store. #there is a specific smell. #i hate walmart i hate going in. i can get cheaper bananas at smiths. in fact everything is cheaper at smiths. why am i here. #oh right. katsu sauce. #i find the condiment aisle with an asian section. there is no katsu sauce. #and that's cosmic walmart depression #m2a #m2answers

[ryctone]

The jester and the royal.

#my art #my ocs #cookie run #oc #cookie run kingdom #cookie run oc #Liege Waffle Cookie #shadow milk cookie #pov; you're PV watching your son get possessed #don't think canonically Waffle would join the expedition #he's not really that strong and rellay on his waffle bots a lot #but I can dream

[porcelana-r0ta]

Oh you're sad that your favorite character is dead???? Well none of my faves are dead bc I have been living in denial (reading fanfic) since 2011. Y'all stay safe tho

#ash is living in japan with eiji #thorin fili and kili see erebor prosper and dis watches her family grow instead of shrink #tony stark watches morgan and peter grow up #natasha romanoff is healing with her sister #primrose everdeen grows old #rue grows old #maes hughes adds more children to dote after in his family and sobs at every milestone they reach #flapjack and waffle are besties and pester hunter into selfcare #they all get to know peace in life and not death #''you're delulu'' yeah i've been reading fic since i was 11 and imagining fics for as long as i can remember idk what to tell you #fanfic #fix it fic #ash lynx #eiji okumura #banana fish #thorin oakenshield #kili #fili #tony stark #natasha romanoff #primrose everdeen #rue hunger games #maes hughes #flapjack toh

[piosplayhouse]

"bl should have more female characters that aren't just stuck in there to try to break up the main couple" Tianlang Jun is literally RIGHT THERE.

#'tlj isnt a woman ' oh so you hate girls with mommy kinks? you hate deadbeat washed up milfs? you hate girls who went to jail?? #sorry i thought of this in the shower and its 2am #i think a great thing about scum villain is that even though there is legitimately a theme within it of not flanderizing female #characters or forcing them to play antagonism in the face of homoerotic waffling but you can also straightfacedly argue that every character #is a woman and therefore also helps the cajse #since scum villain is actually Yuri what its really missing is strong male characters. when can we get some representation for those #anyway tlj genderfluid trutherism persists. gootnite

[3zethe3zr]

These Seven Make Me Insane In The Membrane

Design notes:

- Mudwing genetics go wild, leaving siblings very varied in appearance

- Clay has red eyes, indicating his fireproof status

- Due to how he was raised, clay is also the thinnest of the seven(malnutrition) and has poorly cared for tusks

- They all have inherited some form of their mother's red markings and have freckled shoulders and backs of wings

- Umber is the runt of the litter and is smallest

- Crane was the tallest, that mantle has now been passed down to Marsh

#*in the spirit of 'can i please get a waffle vine'* can we talk about the Mudwing Siblings? can we please talk about the mudwing siblings? #wings of fire #wof #wings of fire design #mudwing #wof clay #wof umber #wof marsh #wof sora #wof pheasant #wof reed #wof crane #wof mudwing #fridge draws

[jeansyvesmoreau]

Nina: Can I get a waffle

Kaz and Jesper: *brawling*

Inej: *fighting Dunyasha*

Wylan: *blowing things up*

Matthias: *evading drüskelle*

Nina: Can I PLEASE get a waffle

#kaz brekker #inej ghafa #nina zenik #matthias helvar #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #soc incorrect quotes #vines #soc #ck #six of crows #crooked kingdom #incorrect six of crows quotes #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #can i please get a waffle

[thesaintelectric]

we as a society don't talk about what the 'waffle party' in severance actually was enough. that was the scene, more so than the goat man, that really made me realise how insulated and propagandised the innie's are and we don't even see all of it

#like what the fuck! do they get told before hand? i would leave! #like the goat man is freaky but i can totally get the 'huh! thats wierd #anyway...' vibe after that. the waffle party is deranged tho #me_irl #severance

[quibbs126]

Random thing but I had a thought

So the Vanillians we know wrap their freshly baked Cookies in waffle cones. So what if there was somewhere that wrapped their kids in tortillas like burritos?

#I don’t really know what kind of region would fit that #I’m not that well versed on Mexican food #and even then usually the regions are based on general flavor not on a culture of food #but I don’t know maybe it fits a spicy region? #but anyways it was just a thought I had #I think it’d be neat if Cookies had that little flavor of culture in their regions #like what food they use as blankets #because as far as I can tell only the Vanilla Kingdom has something unique in waffle cones #everyone else just uses regular blankets #anyways I’m getting carried away #cookie run #burrito #random stuff

[lxving-whxre]

I dont WANT to be jacking off in bed, I WANT to be in a pretty boys bed waking him up by playing with his cock and telling him how he’s my baby and the love of my life and where he wants to be bent over and fucked in the house while we wait for our breakfast to be done cooking

MINORS STAY AWAY FROM MY POSTS

#breakfast in this scenario is waffles. vegan waffles so that he can eat them #.original #.somnophilia #.free use #< kinda #the phrasing of my use of petnames had reminded me that i get very possessive for a polyamorous person. but it’s not about jealousy- #it’s about being protective #if anyone hurts him i’ll hurt them #mlm nsft #lgbt nsft #trans nsft #nsft concept #t4t nsft #nsftumblr #ftm nsft #nsft text #queer nsft #transman nsft #bi nsft #nsft