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[mod2amaryllis]

Btw that dominos pic, while funny is ai generated- look at the screens and floor tiles

th. this image?

anon i appreciate the heads up but the tiles and screens are the absolute least of our worries here

#where is the perpetual pizza machine. where are they keeping it. #unreality #m2a #m2answers

[mod2amaryllis]

. places them in your palm like peanuts. sorry about your shift buddy

aaaand there!

#BISCIA I #I'M #I'm literally #LIKE SHUT UP COME ON AFTER I HAD A REALLY HARD DAY AT WORKY YOU JUST OFSFARHARHSFDGKSFARYSRUITD #I LOVE YOU 💛 #TOO REAL NAYA #one of the few times I've been like naya can i be you for a sec can i self insert for just ooooone sex #sec. whatever #i love this i love u #m2a #utdr #m2answers #joat

[mod2amaryllis]

HI MOD HIIII you should play slay the princess it is very very good i think you would like it a Lot. smiles.

but... is it scawy :c

#HIIIIIIII BISCIA HI is it scawy 👁️n👁️ #it looks....a liddle.... scawy.............. #m2a #m2answers #slay the princess

[mod2amaryllis]

Yeah hi can I get uuhhhh boneless pizza please

... are you kidding?

#sorry just bones at mod pizza #m2a #m2answers #m2art #every time we pass mod pizza we both point like lol... me...

[mod2amaryllis]

What's cosmic depression?

when you're depressed but in the cosmos

#it's like. depression that's so much bigger than your body. depression that encompasses all of reality. #i go into Walmart after walking 500 miles from my car because the parking lot is vast and eternally full #i need one specific thing. katsu sauce for example. only walmart has it according to an online search. #i am overwhelmed by the sprawl. I'm like there's no way all these clothes are gonna be bought. this is so many waffle makers. #against my better judgement i pass by the pet section. half gallon self cleaning betta boxes are 50% off. #I've lived here all my life and remember when this was a local chain grocery store. #there is a specific smell. #i hate walmart i hate going in. i can get cheaper bananas at smiths. in fact everything is cheaper at smiths. why am i here. #oh right. katsu sauce. #i find the condiment aisle with an asian section. there is no katsu sauce. #and that's cosmic walmart depression #m2a #m2answers

[mod2amaryllis]

what do you mean by black water? I'm Curious but I don't know fish things.

it's a style of aquarium where you add tannins to the water to get this tea coloration

tannins are released by wood and what's referred to as "botanicals," stuff you find in nature like seed pods, pine cones, leaves, basically organic matter that breaks down slowly in water. it's cool cuz the idea is that you're mimicking the natural environment of the fish, and it's really good for them! you can look up the benefits of adding tannins. i put leaf litter in my tanks, just not enough to make my water too dark. when i boil the leaves i even add some of the "tea" for an extra little boost.

visually it's just sooooo cool.... you can't go too crazy with plants since the light won't penetrate, but the botanicals plus just a few pops of green is gorgeous

neon tetras are considered ideal for black water because it's so close to their natural environment in the Amazon. they're happy in it, and in fact their bright colors are that way BECAUSE it shines so brightly through the tannins; in the wild it helps schools keep track of each other!

#bettas are also popular choices for blackwater #i think any fish would be stoked with a blackwater setup tho. in general fish feel safer in dim lighting #m2a #fish tag #fishblr #m2answers

[mod2amaryllis]

Mod will starve and jusband will jarve

cookimg

#i don't bake so a pot pie is like ooooh how delightfully bizarre #m2a #m2answers #food

[mod2amaryllis]

snail anon again!

so if I understand correctly, they get called pest snails because most people don't want to have snails in their aquariums? and nit because of anything to do with if they're invasive or whatever where you are?

getting free snails with some water plants seems like a bonus to me tbh, but to each their own I suppose. I'm glad you also like the little guys! do you have a favourite species of snail?

correct!!! "pest" because people don't want them in their tanks. they're so wrong for this but ya ❤️ i completely agree i adore the little guys. and god there's too many to choose but right now my favorites are king koopa nerites and rabbits! also japanese trap doors...ofc mysteries.... can't beat a little red ramshorn aaaa i just love them all. even the ever-hated mts lol

#that's the koopa i have at work and it's truly magnificent #everyone's favorite occupant of that tank. it got my coworkers also obsessed with snails lol #m2a #fish tag #m2answers #fishblr

[mod2amaryllis]

Top 5 snail

ehehehheheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rabbit, ramshorn, mystery, horned nerite, japanese trapdoor!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!

#mysteries are still my favorite i just can't get enough of their antics #m2a #m2answers #fish tag #fishblr

[mod2amaryllis]

please drop the pussy popper chili recipe i'm begging

i typed this from memory on my lunch break. I've been distracted all day at the thought of having this again for dinner.

it's NO BEAN chili, sadly i hate beans, sorry to all the bean heads. it's just this recipe slightly adjusted and doubled, but you can't copyright recipes so it's mine now bitch!!

SPICE PASTE:

1 can tomato paste (6oz)

8-10 garlic cloves minced w/ a microplaner

4 tbsp chili powder

2 tsp cumin

2 tsp oregano

2 tsp smoked paprika

dash of cayenne pepper

CHILI:

2 lbs lean ground beef

2 onions, diced

8ish fresh tomatoes, diced with juices (??? don't remember how many, you need about 2 cans worth)

handful fresh cherry tomatoes (again don't remember lol)

2 cups beef stock

TOPPINGS:

sour cream

fresh grated cheddar

Fritos

the recipe uses canned tomatoes but i went the extra mile by blanching then peeling and dicing tomatoes from my garden. I'm sure canned would be fine and I'll try it next time to see if it makes a difference. also i don't measure salt and pepper, just use it pretty generously throughout.

so for prep: get that beef mixed with a good amount of salt and pepper, lube it up with splash of olive oil so it can marinate a little. remove stems if necessary then blanch the tomatoes, aka put em all in boiling water for 3 minutes then directly into a bowl of ice water; this shocks in flavor and makes peeling easier. peel and dice, make sure to save juices too, nice wet tomatoes. also peel the cherry tomatoes but leave them whole/squished, no need to dice. dice onions. mix all spices into the tomato paste, including garlic.

get a heavy base pot on medium high with olive oil. when hot, add onions, give em some salt and pepper then cook 2ish minutes until they just start to soften, then add the beef. stir it in and break it up. cook 5ish more minutes or until the beef is mostly brown and broken up. add the spice paste and stir in well, let it cook another minute. add beef stock and tomatoes and stir. taste that shit, i had to go at it with a couple more pinches of salt and pepper before i got the most perverted flavor explosion in my mouth of all time. once youre happy bring it to a boil, then reduce heat to medium low and let simmer for 25 minutes uncovered, stirring occasionally. add another few cracks of black pepper, a pinch of your fanciest sea salt flakes, and if you want more heat a few shakes of red pepper flakes. simmer 5 more minutes.

get your bowl and hit that thang with sour cream, cheese, and some Fritos, WHICH ARE AN ESSENTIAL PART OF THIS, and you're off to orgasm land.

#food #recipe #m2a #m2answers #I'll add a pic of my most beautiful bowl tonight

[mod2amaryllis]

Congrats on the pregnancy!

#new pinned post #m2a #m2answers

[mod2amaryllis]

Hey man I saw your post a while ago talking about these really expensive but really amazing pans. My frying pan has gone to shit recently can you drop the links again to those pans? I can't find the post and I'm desperate. Thank you so much <3

OMG YES IT'S THE OUR PLACE ALWAYS PAN

we got that pan in "spice" as a gift, loved it so much i went and bought the oven pan in "tumeric" after seeing bdg use it on a stovetop to make breakfast sandwiches, which I've done every single weekend since.

i can't talk up these pans enough. if i could afford it I'd buy the set and throw everything in my kitchen away LOL they're insane!!! perfect browning. cute colors, perfect size. the fact that they're so easy to clean has really improved my cooking motivation too. sooo worth it.

#i want the perfect pot but it'll be a while before i can drop that much again lol #m2a #m2answers

[mod2amaryllis]

Hi! We're here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty—

aaand that's enough posting for one day

#deltarune #spamton #utdr #m2a #m2answers #m2art

[mod2amaryllis]

so did yall get the fridge fixed? or is it throwing up still

NOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP, HEEEELPBLB BRLGBLGBLGBLBBLBUBBULBBLUBBLUB

#m2a #m2answers #m2art #comic

[mod2amaryllis]

Ur enthusiasm for Fat Bottom Girls reminds me of when I was in a club on Halloween and they played that in the middle of two like EDM remixes of house music and it was truly a transcendent experience

the image of a crowd of vibing edm enjoyers suddenly hearing that first note and breaking out in booming, joyous, unanimous song is exquisite, thank you.

#best group song i think even better than Bohemian Rhapsody. on account of the horniness #m2a #m2answers #GOD I DO REALLY FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG UGH LOL #how could anyone doubt Freddie Mercury's bi-ness after that

[mod2amaryllis]

that's right. i shot those reborn babies.

#they weren't suitable #m2a #m2answers #sorry!! hang on!!! what is this ad for!!!!!!